Lastman (2016) s01e10 Episode Script
Nous avions rendez-vous?
1
Do this Richard, now do that
Go win the cup, Richard.
Go chase that Kinglet.
Richard, go get stabbed.
Richard's sick of this!
All right, you lost your arm, fine!
No! No!
No, I'm not too loud.
And how would I know he's a Kinglet?
Yeah, I'm there.
It looks
like a stupid shrink's practice.
His patients going nuts
doesn't prove anything,
maybe he just really sucks at his job.
Or maybe he traps
his patients in ugly cocoons.
Howard, weren't you supposed
to keep an eye on Siri?
She's right in front of me.
- What are you doing here?
- I followed you.
Are you out of your mind?
Don't you know it could be dangerous?
Yes, but I wanted to help you.
I took this.
What? OK.
First of all, no toys
Now everyone's busting my balls.
Well, you're busting my
Are you kidding me?
Hello, doctor.
Did we have an appointment?
I can schedule one
between you and a bullet.
Here's my princess!
Dad?
LASTMAN
THE STRANGER
Did we have an appointment?
Look at this!
Are you OK, dad?
Goddammit!
Hello
Hello to you too
Thanks.
Mister Aldana?
We're almost there.
Oh no, so soon? I like it here!
With much gratitude,
we welcome back our hero
Richard Aldana!
Richard,
please accept
this modest token of our
You've got two arms?
Of course,
it's thanks to you, Richard!
So to thank you
on behalf of the people of Paxtown,
thank you Richard!
What's all this?
You never thank me.
How could I not thank you
after all that you've done
Oh, OK
It's a dream!
Cursed be your name,
Richard Aldana!
I'll have my revenge!
Richard Aldana, help me!
Look at this young woman
with a massive bosom
who's about to plunge to her death!
When you gotta go
LASTMAN
THE STRANGER
Did we have an appointment?
What the
Daddy!
Daddy! Wake up!
No!
Need a light?
Come on
You know you've always wanted me!
I don't know if I smoke.
I don't know if I'm dressed.
It can't be real!
Richard!
Siri?
Who's that bitch?
OK Lovely atmosphere.
Leave the little girl, Richard,
and think about your own life:
She only brings you trouble
Go fuck yourself
LASTMAN
THE STRANGER
Siri.
For god's sake!
Where were you?
I was so worried.
Dave? I
Richard
Richard
I missed you and
your macho stache.
Richard, daddy's dead
I don't have to be dead, Richard.
If that's what you want,
everything can change.
You decide.
Richard!
Where's Siri?
You don't need to take care of her
now that I'm here.
Did we have an appointment?
Richard!
You know what
You're also busting my balls!
Richard!
You're dead! So just die!
Richard!
Putain
How do you feel?
Slimy Siri?
See what I mean
when I say it's dangerous to follow me?
Stop busting my balls.
You're a bad influence on her.
You think so?
Well
I'll take care of that.
Go, I'll catch up with you.
To be continued
Do this Richard, now do that
Go win the cup, Richard.
Go chase that Kinglet.
Richard, go get stabbed.
Richard's sick of this!
All right, you lost your arm, fine!
No! No!
No, I'm not too loud.
And how would I know he's a Kinglet?
Yeah, I'm there.
It looks
like a stupid shrink's practice.
His patients going nuts
doesn't prove anything,
maybe he just really sucks at his job.
Or maybe he traps
his patients in ugly cocoons.
Howard, weren't you supposed
to keep an eye on Siri?
She's right in front of me.
- What are you doing here?
- I followed you.
Are you out of your mind?
Don't you know it could be dangerous?
Yes, but I wanted to help you.
I took this.
What? OK.
First of all, no toys
Now everyone's busting my balls.
Well, you're busting my
Are you kidding me?
Hello, doctor.
Did we have an appointment?
I can schedule one
between you and a bullet.
Here's my princess!
Dad?
LASTMAN
THE STRANGER
Did we have an appointment?
Look at this!
Are you OK, dad?
Goddammit!
Hello
Hello to you too
Thanks.
Mister Aldana?
We're almost there.
Oh no, so soon? I like it here!
With much gratitude,
we welcome back our hero
Richard Aldana!
Richard,
please accept
this modest token of our
You've got two arms?
Of course,
it's thanks to you, Richard!
So to thank you
on behalf of the people of Paxtown,
thank you Richard!
What's all this?
You never thank me.
How could I not thank you
after all that you've done
Oh, OK
It's a dream!
Cursed be your name,
Richard Aldana!
I'll have my revenge!
Richard Aldana, help me!
Look at this young woman
with a massive bosom
who's about to plunge to her death!
When you gotta go
LASTMAN
THE STRANGER
Did we have an appointment?
What the
Daddy!
Daddy! Wake up!
No!
Need a light?
Come on
You know you've always wanted me!
I don't know if I smoke.
I don't know if I'm dressed.
It can't be real!
Richard!
Siri?
Who's that bitch?
OK Lovely atmosphere.
Leave the little girl, Richard,
and think about your own life:
She only brings you trouble
Go fuck yourself
LASTMAN
THE STRANGER
Siri.
For god's sake!
Where were you?
I was so worried.
Dave? I
Richard
Richard
I missed you and
your macho stache.
Richard, daddy's dead
I don't have to be dead, Richard.
If that's what you want,
everything can change.
You decide.
Richard!
Where's Siri?
You don't need to take care of her
now that I'm here.
Did we have an appointment?
Richard!
You know what
You're also busting my balls!
Richard!
You're dead! So just die!
Richard!
Putain
How do you feel?
Slimy Siri?
See what I mean
when I say it's dangerous to follow me?
Stop busting my balls.
You're a bad influence on her.
You think so?
Well
I'll take care of that.
Go, I'll catch up with you.
To be continued