Lego City Adventures (2019) s02e01 Episode Script

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[siren wailing]
[tires screeching]
[siren wailing]
[tires screeching]
[Gabby Tocamera] Hold on to your hats.
It's gonna be a windy day in the city.
My defining characteristic!
Thankfully enviably mustachioed
action adventure superstar
Matt Finish will be live in studio
to rescue us.
[all cheering]
All right! All right! Settle down.
What a pleasure
for you all to see me today!
-My mustache thanks you!
-[all cheering]
Let's get this over with!
[gasps]
[man #1] What a mustache!
[cheering]
Okay, well unfortunately
for you,
I must move on,
though I've conferred with my mustache
and I have time for one
quick feat of strength!
What a mustache! Ah!
Uh-huh, Lookin' good!
[grunting]
[cheering and applause]
[grunting continues]
Huh?
Where do you
and your non-enviously
mustachioed face
think you're going?
You really think
you can compete with this?
[tango music playing]
[people cheering]
Aw, that's so sweet
[people cheering]
-[panting]
-[thumps]
Of all the luck! Some of us
are trying to break the law, here!
Uh, thanks?
You're a real pal!
[slurping]
No getaway car, Hacksaw?
I like your moxie!
The easy way
is rarely the best way!
[siren wailing]
[somber music]
[romantic music]
[romantic music continues]
[horn blaring]
I'm feelin' like
I own the whole place ♪
Since I put a mustache
On my face ♪
I hear 'em say hey hey ♪
I'm a Mustache man
I'm a Mustache man ♪
I'm a Mustache man
M-M-M-Mustache Man ♪
[action music]
[gasps]
No roving facial hair
on my baked goods!
[yells, groans]
Not to worry!
[chuckles]
Okay. Worry! Worry! Worry!
[tense music]
[creaking]
Woah!
[Duke] Huh?
[thuds]
Oh, hey, Buster.
[sighs]
The world is cruel
and indifferent!
Don't read into it, Maddy.
[grunting]
[Duke] Neither the easy way
or the best way.
Well played, Hacksaw.
[elevator bell dings]
[bell dings]
[buttons clicking]
[bell dings]
[thuds]
[tense music]
[pops]
-[thuds]
-[Hacksaw grunts]
Of all the luck.
Some of us are trying
to scale a building, here!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Of all the luck!
Oh, boy
Ah-ha!
[screaming]
[Duke] Hacksaw! Wait!
You can't have
a chase by yourself!
[grunting]
[action music]
Yes You're welcome!
How generous of me.
This is a day to remember for you!
[slurp] Huh!
[all laugh]
Uh, Chief, what was
No time! A fellow firefighter
is in trouble! Let's roll!
[sirens wailing]
[action music]
[action music continues]
[thuds]
Huh!
-[siren wailing]
-[tires screeching]
-[thumps]
-[grunts]
[siren wailing]
[chainsaws revving]
[man #2] Sorry my bad!
In other news,
everyone is talking
about fireman, Buster Lloyd,
who continues his city-wide chase
to catch a stray mustache.
Exciting stuff,
wouldn't you say, Craig?
[Gabby] Craig!
[siren wailing]
[grunting and panting]
[Dispatch] There's a fire
at the bank or whatever.
Sorry Buster.
All units to the bank!
Huh?
Put the pedal
to the metal, Harl.
I smell help being needed!
Don't worry, Buster!
I got a plan that should
almost, sorta work!
Let me know if you figure out
any way to land it!
[action music]
[whirring]
Hmm, that's odd.
[grunting]
[siren wailing]
Look!
[tense music]
[whirring]
[all cheering]
[laughs]
-[thuds]
-[all cheering]
Thank you, Matt,
but I only have eyes for Buster.
[Matt] Huh?
I like you just the way you are.
Oh
Huh?
[all laugh]
[man #1] What a mustache!
I hear 'em say hey hey ♪
I'm a Mustache man
M-M-M-Mustache man ♪
-I'm a mustache man ♪
-Yes, I am ♪