Lego City Adventures (2019) s03e20 Episode Script

Ramping Up

[theme music]
[siren blaring]
[tires screeching]
[siren blaring]
[Freya] Okay, listen up.
Our new Fire Marshall Safety Inspector
is arriving today.
I want everyone to do their job
getting this fire station
in tip-top condition.
Remember, you only get one chance
to make a first impression.
Yeah, so
what is my job again?
Or, in some cases, lots of chances to make
the same impression over and over again.
Hang on, Chief, this guy isn't gonna be
in charge, is he?
No, but he reports to City Hall
on how this fire station,
and the rest of the city could be safer.
[Clemmons] Oh, I don't think
we'll have any problems
once I show him the new spray guard
I've developed.
Just one protective coat adds
years of life to our equipment
Wow, Clemmons, it looks brand new
-[fire crackles]
-and on fire.
Uh, Clemmons, are the ingredients
in your new spray guard,
you know, combustible?
[Clemmons] Okay,
I didn't think it through!
Well, thankfully, it's only a few things.
Yeah, that was just the last
of the equipment I sprayed.
Clemmons, what do you mean
the last of the equipment?
That's odd. Or is it?
It's hard to say anymore.
[alarm blaring]
Excuse me,
I'm Fire Marshal and
Safety Inspector Finn McCormack.
I'm looking for Chief McCloud.
That would be me, unfortunately.
What on earth is happening here?
[McCormack] Well, it looks like
I have my work cut out for me.
My motto is, "Safety first and last.
And in the middle."
What I saw at your fire station
would have never happened
back in my hometown of Ittybittyberg
population 47 and a half.
We have the honor of being voted
"Least Exciting Place Ever"
eight years in a row.
Now, that's safety!
Respectfully, Fire Marshal McCormack,
despite this morning's mishap,
my crew is remarkably capable.
There is no one I'd rather have
with me in an emergency.
But once it's an emergency, it's too late.
I always say, "A siren in the street
is the sound of defeat."
You gotta stop emergencies
before they happen.
-Really? How do you do that?
You just put on your Not Safe Goggles
and scan for non-safeness
-[McCormack] Huh!
-[siren blaring]
Man, that jump was insane!
Huh, my bike usually comes down by now.
Whoa, dude, you have x-ray vision?
Did I break anything?
Do I need to go to the doctor?
Wallop, this is Fire Marshal McCormack.
He doesn't have x-ray vision.
Cool. I hate going to the doctor.
Wallop is part of the amazing stunt team
doing a show at City Stadium.
Oh, Chief McCloud,
Rocket wanted me to tell you
we got a new stunt
where we all jump through a flaming ring
at the same time.
It's a way tight squeeze.
We tried without the flames,
and I still caught on fire.
Okay, my team will get there early
and come up with safety protocols.
Oh, finally, my bike!
Stunts? Stadiums? Flames?
Now that's an emergency to stop
before it happens!
I know Wallop might seem a little
like himself,
but this is a very professional stunt team
working closely with my crew
to make sure it's safe.
Everyone knows their jobs.
That's your problem, Chief McCloud,
you just let people "do their jobs."
If a firefighter is doing their job,
it means people are in danger!
In a safe city, a firefighter
would not have to do their job!
As the city's Safety Inspector,
it worries me the most non-safe thing
I see in my Not Safe Goggles
is the Fire Chief!
[Rocket] Okay, Wallop,
that ramp needs to be adjusted
another seven degrees.
[Wallop] Seven degrees. You got it, boss!
Huh. Seven degrees exactly! Amazing.
Heh! If there's a problem
that can't be solved
by bashing my head into it,
I haven't found it.
Wow, five bikes jumping
through one flaming ring
at the same time.
I have no idea how you always
make my crazy ideas work.
Well, it was a matter
of calculating velocities
and vector fields along
a positive x-axis well
-Uh, so, math.
[leather squeaks]
-Incognitro, what's wrong?
-[leather squeaks]
Whoa, whoa, slow down!
Who's coming?
How many fire trucks?
[siren blaring]
Ah, Chief McCloud, hi. Is there a problem?
Uh, well
Is there a problem? Oh, I don't know.
Let's take a look!
-[McCormack] Non-safeness?
Where are you? Oh! There you are!
[chuckles] And there you are again!
Oh, hello, non-safeness!
Ah! And look at that!
That doesn't look safe,
so it must be non-safe.
And, yes, non-safe is a problem.
Careful, Rocket,
that dude has x-ray vision!
He really doesn't.
[clears throat]
A stunt show seems dangerous,
but, thankfully, mathematics,
the laws of physics
and rigorous training make it safe.
I have finished writing the scene
for our new opening stunt!
"We first meet our heroes, the brave,
handsome Spotlight and others
as they battle the giant Chimpanz-Evil!"
The only way to defeat him
is for all to jump
through the fiery portal
at the same instant
in, literally, the most unwise,
reckless, non-safe stunt ever!"
Whoa. Sure glad I'm not those guys.
"Unwise, reckless and non-safe," huh?
It's a stunt show!
And I'm here to make sure
it's a 100% safe,
risk-free stunt show.
Fire Marshal McCormack,
this will never work.
You're taking up space we need
to do our stunts.
If I'm standing between you
and non-safeness
then I'm exactly where I need to be.
Look, Finn, maybe we should
listen to Rocket Racer.
We don't wanna ruin the show.
The audience will enjoy the show more
if they're not worried
something might go wrong.
You'll thank me when this is voted
Least Exciting Stunt Show Ever!
[leather squeaks]
Oh, burn, dude!
Hey, okay, Incognitro,
there's no need for that kind of talk.
Look, we have to start the show.
Please keep out of our way.
[crowd cheering]
[announcer] The giant Chimpanz-Evil
has come through a fiery portal
to wreak havoc on the peaceful,
totally rad planet Stuntorian!
You gotta admit that's pretty cool.
It doesn't look so "cool" through these.
Totally non-safe.
-[motorcycle engines rumble]
-[crowd cheering]
[announcer] Oh, look!
A rag-tag group of heroes
have come to challenge the monster!
[crowd cheering]
Okay, guys, you know the routine.
Let's wow 'em!
-[motorcycle engine rumbles]
[brakes screech]
[brakes squeal]
[motorcycle engine revving]
[tires screech]
[crowd cheering]
[Rocket] This is ridiculous.
Okay, team, let's just do
the big ring jump
then talk to these guys again.
[Raze] Roger that! Let's do it!
[motorcycle engines rumble]
[brakes screech]
-[camera shutter clicks]
-[engine rumbles]
-[camera shutter clicks]
-[crowd cheering]
-[electricity crackles]
[motorcycle engines rumble]
[crowd cheering]
What's happening? Non-safe. Non-safe.
Not safe!
[McCormack babbling]
Okay, crew, time to do our jobs!
Let's get this emergency under control!
[brakes screech]
-[crowd cheering]
[McCormack gasps, mumbles]
[crowd cheering]
Mr. Racer, you saved me.
I mean, in a really non-safe way,
but I'm willing to look past that.
Thank you.
I see now you really are good at your job.
Like I said, the show's
only supposed to seem dangerous.
The safety of everyone here
is what comes first. And last.
And in the middle.
[motorcycle rumbles]
[tires screech]
[crowd cheering]
Chief McCloud, I owe you an apology.
I might have gotten
a little tunnel visioned
and made safety actually not-safe.
I guess I need to start
looking at things a little differently.
Apology accepted, Fire Marshal McCormack.
Welcome to The Most Exciting Place Ever.
Sorry about your show, Rocket.
Oh, I don't know, I think the audience
got to see something pretty spectacular.
Besides, Clemmons coated all our equipment
with his new spray guard treatment,
so I'm sure it'll all be
as good as new in no time.
Oh, no!
[theme music]
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