Lip Sync Battle (2015) s03e06 Episode Script

T.J. Miller vs. Sam Richardson

1 - Oh! - (rock music playing) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like Robin Hood Well, it's plain to see You were meant for me, yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (thuds) - (feedback) - (cheering) Make some noise, for our host: LL Cool J.
(cheering) Hands in the air, hands in the air! Let me hear you say yeah! Audience: Yeah! Now scream! (cheering) Welcome to the "Lip Sync Battle" where superstars put their status aside to get down and dirty in an all out war of musical mayhem.
Now before we bring out tonight's combatants.
I've got to bring out the woman who always breaks it down.
Our charmingly creative, colorful commentator with furious flavor.
Ladies and gentlemen: the delightful Chrissy Teigen! (cheering) Hi! - Chrissy.
- Yes! What's the flavor for tonight? Oh, the flavor for tonight? Oh you'd know! I love it when we have two comedians on this stage.
It gets weird.
It gets crazy.
- I'm so excited.
- I love it.
- You ready to get it going? - Yeah, we're ready! (cheering) He cracks you up on HBO's sitcom Silicon Valley.
You loved him in Deadpool.
Now you can see him as Jennifer Aniston's crazy brother in Office Christmas Party.
The hilarious, the hysterical: T.
J.
Miller! (cheering) Yeah! (inaudible) Yeah! You loved him in Neighbors 2.
And on the Emmy award-winning series Veep.
You'll see him in his upcoming Comedy Central show Detroiters.
But tonight he's here to snatch the belt from his Office Christmas party co-star.
Make some noise! For the very funny: Sam Richardson! (cheering) Welcome.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Thank you, LL.
- You're up first, T.
J.
- All right.
Sam, you have a seat in the V.
I.
P.
Come on over, come on over, just hang out with me.
I'm so excited.
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, I really am.
You're giving me an opportunity to do something that's really incredible.
Because of the first time that I had to slow dance, I don't know if everybody in here remembers their first time to slow dance You're so nervous, and I was really nervous.
And the girl that accepted my hand in dance.
- Um, Holly.
- (laughs) I was such a weird, strange, 6th grade guy.
That I was like: "I know the words to this song.
" "I'm going to sing it into her ear while we are slow dancing.
" (laughs) So she has to suffer through listening to me be off key to a Vanessa Williams' song.
- (cheering) - And so I thought I would sort of dedicate this first song to Holly.
And I-I'll sing it to her now in a in a traditional, vintage, Moroccan - Chrissy: Yes! - noblemen garb.
Yeah I'm you know Because, that my wife got in Tangier and thought it would be a good idea for me to wear on Lip Sync Battle.
- (laughs) - (cheering) But you know what, LL? Marriage is about compromise, you know that I think, right? It can be.
- Love you, babe.
- Where is she? - Chrissy: Hi! - LL Cool J: She's right there.
Oh Isn't that sweet? Ladies and gentlemen T.
J.
Miller! (cheering) (music playing) (inaudible) Sometimes the snow comes down in June Sometimes the sun goes round the moon I see the passion in your eyes Sometimes it's all a big surprise 'Cause there was a time when all I did was wish You'd tell me this was love It's not the way I hoped or how I planned But somehow it's enough And now we're standing face-to-face Isn't this world a crazy place? Just when I thought our chance had passed You go and save the best for last You went and save the best For last Yeah (cheering) Thank you very much.
T.
J.
, come on over here.
- Thank you.
- Chrissy, did you love it? Whoa, it looked like a Kung Fu movie.
- LL Cool J: So - It's like (babbling) It was so good.
The thrill of sort of syncing exactly the music and having Vanessa Williams come out of your mouth.
(laughs) If you guys haven't tried it - Chrissy: You nailed that.
- Go for it tonight, all right? - Um Sam, Sam - Chrissy: It was perfect.
LL Cool J: How was T.
J.
's performance? I mean it's in the words You know, "sometimes the sun goes round the moon.
" "Sometimes snow comes down in - "June.
" - "June.
" Sometimes you rock your socks off and I'm impressed.
That was a great job.
- (cheering) - That was a great job, man! T.
J.
have a seat in the V.
I.
P.
Thank you.
Sam, step on up.
Now, Sam (laughs) what song are you going with? I'm going to go with Stevie Wonder, "Part time lover.
" (cheering) Give it up! For Sam Richardson! (cheering) (music playing) Call up, ring once, hang up the phone To let me know you made it home Don't want nothing to be wrong With my part-time lover If she's with me I'll blink the lights To let you know tonight's the night For me and you, my part-time lover We are undercover passion on the run Chasing love up against the sun We are strangers by day, lovers by night Knowing it's so wrong But feeling so right And then a man called our exchange But didn't want to leave his name I guess that two can play the game Of part-time lovers Uh Part-time lovers Part-time lovers (cheering) Yeah, baby! Sam Richardson! Thank you! (imitates air horn) Chrissy, did you feel him? Oh, my, I thought that you had me at Stevie I thought that was good enough.
But I have definitely, it's been three seasons now I have never seen moves like that on this stage.
- Especially from a first song - T.
J.
: Yeah! Do that in the shower but it's bigger space, so - (laughs) - had to adapt.
That'll be a little dangerous in the shower Little bit, a little Got to dip back, touch the hand.
Dip back that's the wall right there so it's like And I wake up.
(laughs) T.
J.
, you think he pulled it off? I mean, I think definitely.
But as his character, DJ Calvis would say "It's too lit to use words" so (imitates air horn) - (imitates air horn) - T.
J.
: Yeah! Wah, wah, wah, wah! All right Sam, you head to V.
I.
P.
Thank you, thank you.
(cheering) When we come back, we will see if T.
J.
saved his best for last.
Keep it locked! It's Lip Sync Battle.
(cheering) (music playing) We're back with Lip Sync Battle where Sam Richardson and T.
J.
Miller are putting on Lip Sync Clinic.
Now it's round two where we wrap everything up.
As the crew says: "For the belt, get stronger.
" Before Sam makes his move.
Let's see how he put himself in the position to win.
Oh, yeah, yes.
- Start early, start early.
- I'm ready for this.
(indistinct dialogue) Woman: Do you want to just walk through it? - Yes.
- Yes! So let's do that again, guys.
(laughs) Then she's going to push you, push you push you, push you Yay! (cheering) Hope your butt's ready, man, 'cause I'm about to blow it out.
- Dang! - Oh, whoa! That didn't come out like I meant it to.
- You know what? - But I think the sentiment - is still there.
- That's okay, man! I'll leave you to your own devices.
Just wanted to psych you out real quick before you got started.
Boom, right out of your butt.
Jeez, I wish I chose a better choice of phrasing.
Man: Make some noise for Sam Richardson! (cheering) Have I forgotten everything? No, I haven't.
Man: Dancers to the stage.
(indistinct dialogue) I'm feeling real good, real confident.
We are walking.
I'm coming for you, T.
J.
Time to put on a show.
(indistinct dialogue) (cheering) (music playing) Well, I'm hot blooded Check it and see I got a fever of a hundred and three Come on baby, do you do more than dance? I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded You don't have to read my mind To know what I have in mind Honey, you oughta know Now you move so fine Let me lay it on the line I wanna know What you're doin' after the show Now it's up to you We can make a secret rendezvous Just me and you I'll show you lovin' like you never knew That's why I'm hot blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hundred and three Come on baby, do you do more than dance? I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded Hot blooded (cheering) LL Cool J: Whoa! (cheering) Chrissy: Don't look down, don't look down! (screams) - Chrissy - Chrissy: Oh my God.
- Did Sam? - Shout out to whoever makes those pants, you did a toe touch in there.
(laughs) It was a wig, guys.
It was a wig.
There it is, you have it.
It's a freaking wig! LL Cool J: T.
J.
, you can't hate on that, can you? I mean, when he came on stage I saw that he had a "tear away" shirt and I was like, uh-oh "Tear away" clothing never loses, you know? But then I didn't realize that that was going to be under the clothing.
(laughs) T.
J.
: I was wondering is any of that "tear away" also? I guess any clothing is "tear away" if you pull hard enough.
- Sam: Exac - (laughs) All right, Sam, you can you can head over to the V.
I.
P.
- Thank you.
- With T.
J.
and hang out.
(cheering) One more powerful performance left before the champion's crowned.
It's LSB.
I'm hot blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hundred and three (music playing) LSB is back! T.
J.
Miller and Sam Richardson have faced off in a comedic battle between friends.
Before T.
J.
hits the stage let's look at how he got prepared for a win tonight.
(cheering) - Woman: Hi, T.
J.
, it's so nice to meet you! - You look beautiful, radiant.
So this will be one whole peace, this will be a bodysuit.
- Are you okay? - I think that's pretty funny.
Yeah, should I try it on over my noblemen garb? Woman: Sure.
Yes.
Oh yeah, this really makes the hipster disappear.
- You know what I mean? - (laughs) (indistinct dialogue) So, if I can grab all the dancers! Come on guys! Everybody get your leggings on! Woman: Yes! (laughs) Woman: You want to try it again? I don't know why I'm here.
(laughs) You guys are really good dancers.
Pretty close to you guys' choreography but some of you are you're not quite as crisp as I'm used to, so that's affecting my sort of follow so (camera flashing) (screams loudly) How's that? (laughs) (cheering) (indistinct dialogue) T.
J.
: Is this the audience? I'm so glad that you guys came, I know it's really hot.
And I know you guys have been waiting for a bit, but boy, oh boy.
You ready to go? This is gonna be one of those ones that you remember for at least a week or two.
I promise.
(indistinct dialogue) LL Cool J: T.
J.
Miller! (cheering) (music playing) Red wine Konvict Gaga Oh, yeah I've had a little bit too much-much Oh oh woah! All of the people start to rush Start to rush by How does she twist the dance Can't find my drink, or man Where are my keys, I lost my phone Oh oh woah! What's going on out on the floor? I love this record baby But it's alright, alright Just dance Gonna be okay Da da doo doo just dance spin that record babe Da-da-doo-doo just dance Half psychotic sick-hypnotic Got my blueprint it's symphonic Half psychotic sick-hypnotic Got my blueprint electronic Go, use your muscle carve it out work it, hustle I got it, just stay close enough to get it Don't slow Drive it, clean it Lysol, bleed it Spend the last dough I got it.
On your pocko.
I got it Just dance Gonna be okay Da da doo doo just dance spin that record babe Da-da-doo-doo just dance Gonna be okay Da-da-doo-doo just dance Dance, dance Just dance, dance (cheering) (cheering) LL Cool J: Whoa.
- LL Cool J: All right.
T.
J - He lost his keys, guys.
What you looking for, man? What you doing? There's a there's a lyric in this song where she says "I lost my keys.
" "Where are my key, I lost my phone" And I realized as I sang it that I also had lost - (laughs) - my keys and my phone.
Guess who had them? Chrissy! (cheering) I'm sorry! But it's good.
That box work was fantastic! It was gorgeous! But I didn't get to do all my steps.
Chrissy: Yeah do it again, do Kick the feet up, kick the feet up.
(Chrissy laughing) (cheering) So I had all sorts of stuff I couldn't get to 'cause it's a half an hour program.
But I hear there might be a Christmas Special - So - (laughs) Sam, tell me what you're feeling right now, what do you think about what T.
J.
just did? That was 100% sexy, baby.
Chrissy: Oh! Okay, okay.
That's the kind of celebrity square that gives you a boner.
On that note, T.
J.
, you can head over to the V.
I.
P.
T.
J.
: Yeah! (music playing) Round two was bananas.
Sam and T.
J.
just tore the stage down.
In an epic duel that we'll never forget.
Ever! Now, there's only one thing left to do.
Vote! Then we'll crown a new Lip Sync Battle champion.
Don't go anywhere.
It's LSB.
Just dance Gonna be okay Da-da-doo-doo (music playing) Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! T.
J.
Miller and Sam Richardson were incredible.
Now it's time to crown the Lip Sync Battle champion.
Chrissy, you ready? I am! Aw, this is one of my favorites ever.
Is the Lip Sync Battle champ T.
J.
Miller? (cheering) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Sam Richardson? (cheering) (imitates air horn) Lip Sync Battle champion is Sam Richardson! (cheering) Sam, the belt is yours, how do you feel right now? I feel like a champ! I feel like a real champ! I went out there, I sweat, I bled! I came out with the belt! (cheering) T.
J.
! You were second tonight, but you were awesome, you were unbelievable.
You put your heart and soul into it.
- For sure! - (cheering) How was it for you? I feel like a champ! I feel like a champ! I came out here, I bled, I sweat! He got the belt.
I feel like a champ! (cheering) Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! All right well much love to T.
J.
and Sam for hanging with the Lip Sync Crew tonight.
One love from me: LL Cool J.
And my girl: Chrissy Teigen! And remember whatever you do in life knock em out the box L! Knock em out! (cheering) Yeah I'm hot blooded, check it and see Feel the fever burning inside of me Come on baby, do you do more than dance? I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded LL Cool J: Boy, you crazy.
It's a beautiful thing.

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