Made for Love (2021) s02e02 Episode Script

We're Losing Time

Thank you for your patience with our lengthy vetting process.
It's very important that we test for any indications of claustrophobia.
Oh, I've been content.
You've been here for seven days.
You're actually the first candidate to not ask when you'd be released.
All your scores are.
Oh, thank you.
Is this the next portion of my interview? This is the next portion of your life.
Congratulations, Jasper.
You're going to the Hub.
Thank you.
This is a dream come true.
- What's this? - We can't disclose the location of the Hub even to its employees.
So once you take this pill, we'll transport you.
J-just Okay.
You should probably sit down.
It works fast.
Hazel, Hazel, I gotta tell you something.
Okay, I keep dozing off and waking up a few minutes later, but inside, it feels like hours have passed.
I started doing the math.
And there's no easy way to say this.
We're losing time.
Diane, are you losing time too? I don't know what it is.
Is it a government thing or some kind of parallel dimension? Maybe it's the microwave.
Okay, then, explain why I'm getting erections in all hours of the day.
Huh, at my age? That only happens usually when I wake up.
Come on, Dad, that's that's TMI.
The weird clues they just kept piling up.
Right, the great plumbing, the truck going out.
Your annoying little friend Bangles not coming around.
But then then I found proof.
This is one of those military atomic watches.
It's never wrong.
Our clocks they say 8:01.
But look at the watch.
So you think the Sun is broken, not the watch that you've had for 50 years? It's just something's off.
I don't know, it don't make sense.
Are you feeling okay? What yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait here.
I don't have the flush of youth any longer.
What is this? And just so you know, I, uh I changed the will.
Before, I thought that you didn't need this place, but now that you're desperate again Are trying to tell me something, Dad? Are you sick? No.
You just you never know, right? At my age, right? It's good to be prepared.
Yeah, well, you know what? Um why don't we plan your death later? I gotta go to work.
Don't forget your cholesterol pills.
Hey, Bruce.
So, I need you to, um go see my friend Bangles in Twin Sands and show her that video and, um, then bring her back here.
My dad's getting a little suspicious, so I think that, like, you know, someone from town dropping by the house would be pretty helpful.
And and before you say anything, I'm allowed to do this.
So you don't have to check in with Byron.
You can just go.
What's your name? Keefus.
Why don't you wanna talk to me? Seen you around here for, like, years.
Didn't wanna bother you, Mrs.
Zelda! Hi! Hey! Nice going.
You scared her off.
Oh, I, uh Zelda's not I'm just fucking with you.
Did you really not wanna bother me, or did Byron tell you not to talk to me? Hazel.
Hello, Keefus.
Keefus and I were just talking about orgasm reviews.
I'd like to invite you to orientation with the new recruits, and I was thinking you should come.
- Okay.
- Really? Yeah.
Do you wanna change or - No.
- Gr yeah, you look good.
You look really nice.
Thank you.
I made these myself.
I made you some too.
I don't know how to get them to you.
If you can make clothes, I can make a door.
I wanna build a whole world for you.
Who changed my clothes? Who changed my clothes? What? I'm in the Hub.
Coffee, honey? - Paula? - Welcome.
I'm your virtual assistant.
Oh, shit.
I mean, uh, sure.
Oh What? Why? Fresh shave for a fresh start.
Oh, that's delicious.
I know how you like it.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm your plus-one in the Hub.
I'm here to answer questions, help you get settled in, make sure you never get lonely.
Whatever you need Honey, I gotcha.
What would you like to name me? - Any doors in this place? - Anydoors.
- I like it.
- Oh, no, I wasn't trying to I didn't even Oh, orientation's in ten minutes.
We gotta get you zipped up.
Today is the first day of the rest of your lives because you've just become part of the "Gogol Gamily.
" And here, we like to say "gamily" instead of "family" because Gogol starts with a G.
And now we have a welcome video from someone Very special.
Hmm Oh, hey there.
You surprised us.
I'm joking, it's just me.
If you're watching this video, you're already inside the Hub, and you have chosen to make it your home forever.
As new Hub employees, you have been hand-selected to join Gogol's extraordinary path to eternal living.
Here, at the Hub, the next frontier isn't space.
It is time.
We're opening doors to infinity.
So that means just working here puts us on a path to live forever? Wow! What a dream job.
Except it's not a dream, Bennett.
It's reality! Welcome to the Hub! Yes, yes.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We are thrilled to have all you here.
You you are the chosen ones.
And I would like to now introduce my wife and partner in all things, Hazel Gogol.
- Mrs.
G, everybody - Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Thank you.
Steve, thank you so much for being here.
Absolute honor.
- Jasper, welcome to the Hub.
- Thank you.
Wow, you are tall and attractive.
- Thank you.
- I'm not gonna have you shake my wife's hand.
I'm joking, I'm joking.
It's nice to meet you, Mrs.
Oh, my gosh.
That that was great, right? I mean, I want you to get a taste of what it would be like for us to work together I think I left my sunglasses in there.
- Oh, I'll have Bennett - No, that's okay.
I'm just gonna go get them because I need to have them for when I see my dad again later.
Have dinner with me.
I mean, we just have such a small amount of time before your dad gets better, and I Yeah.
- Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, you know, I'm in here, already.
So ye okay.
It's a date.
You never know when you're gonna get a glimpse of Byron.
It's kind of like walking around Disney World, just knowing that Mickey is right around the corner.
- Oh, hey, Mrs.
- Hi.
I left my sunglasses in here, I think.
Oh, no, you were not wearing sunglasses.
There's no sun down here.
We are underground.
- I had 'em with me.
- Well, luckily, our smart lenses have location technology.
No, these were regular sunglasses.
No smart lenses? Why wouldn't you use our smart lenses? Because I don't like smart lenses! - We joke around a lot.
- That's not true.
Yeah, we have fun.
We do? They are my favorite pair.
- So, can we - Yeah.
So if everyone wants to help out, take a gander.
Thank you.
Um Can you meet me here alone later? Yeah, I have a break at 7:00.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
- I found 'em.
- You did.
Ooh! Well, with that, I I bid you adieu.
Now I hope everyone's feeling hungry, because these 27-millimeter spheres contain the flavor and nutrients of a 36-ounce dry-aged ribeye.
Mystique here dirties panties about as fast as I can wash 'em.
Dude, why does your doll look so much like me? I based her looks on economics.
Discount for the dented forehead.
Yeah, right.
She's practically my twin.
Except for the arms and the legs.
Look, I'm on a layaway plan for the non-essential parts, okay? I should have at least one arm by January.
What? But she's sure all woman where it counts.
Show me her butt.
If she has my tattoo, you're dead.
Bangles de la Morga? I'm here on behalf of Hazel Gogol.
She said to show you this video.
Hey, lady! How do I know this is actually from Hazel, and not some deepfake Illuminati edit job? I need to ask you a huge favor.
- Oh yeah, it's her.
- This, like, creepy tall man is gonna come get you Well, he's not that creepy.
Uh, to bring you to to me in the Hub.
It's kind of a long story, but my dad is in here too.
But he can't know that he's in here.
And, uh, so, I need you to come to convince him that he is definitely not in here.
She's not making any sense.
Just tell her I'm way too high for this shit.
And if you do, I will wire $100,000 into your bank account.
100 grand.
Wait, how long does it take to get there? I just I have a raging UTI right now, so I'm gonna have to take a million bathroom breaks.
Take one of these.
The journey will fly by.
I'll do it.
This one's for us, Mystique.
Oh, my God.
What? - We finally got one! - Yes.
Run! Come on! I can't run without my shoes! Get outta the way! Bennett, this date is a start of a whole new beginning, it's And I've already started planning it, sir.
- Good, good, good, good.
- These are the top image associations for the word "romance" for women in Hazel's general demographic.
Great, great.
I'm seeing a lot of candles.
- I like that.
- Mm-hmm, and as we know, - picnics.
- Candlelit picnic.
It is, right? It doesn't have to make sense.
I mean, we could sit on the ground, eat dinner together like dogs, and then maybe my wife will love me again.
And, oh, what if we got some books of love poetry weighing down the corners of the blankets? And what if I rushed ordered a string quartet, and potentially, I could sing over them? Yeah, I just want it to be nice, but I want I want her to see that I'm trying.
I just really want to talk to her.
Well, these are the top image associations for the phrase "vulnerable man.
" And Oh, I'm seeing lots of guys with beards.
You know, I wish we got this memo a few weeks ago.
It is too late now.
What's wrong, sir? What if Hazel doesn't even care? Yeah, that is a good beard.
- It's, uh yeah.
- Yes.
Hey, hi.
Hey, it's me.
It's Hazel.
Holy shit.
This room is so clean.
The lights are weird.
Oh, my God.
Are we in outer space? Yeah.
Holy shit.
Why aren't we floating? No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, we're not we're not in space.
This is So this is a medical cube.
I feel amazing.
Yeah, there is, like, a intake body scan.
Are you saying my herpes is cured? I didn't say that.
Anyway, I brought you here because - my father has cancer.
- Look, if you want me to sleep with him as some sort of Make-A-Wish deal the answer's yes.
No, the Hub doctors are going to cure him.
That's did you watch the video? That is why I came back to the Hub.
Not 'cause you're tired of slumming it? No.
This is a very temporary arrangement, okay? We're gonna go.
Come on.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
Oh, shit.
I came here with Bruce.
I don't have my finger sensor.
Don't worry, Mrs.
I gotcha.
You want me to have another one, don't you? Well, it's too early for that.
On the other hand Time is a social construct.
That's fact, not opinion.
Aah! I can't do this.
I'm too fucking nervous.
Come on, you'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
You lie all the time.
No, lying's your thing.
That's your thing.
I'm just unstable.
One second! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who's there? What do you want? It's Diane's gynecologist, here for her annual pap smear.
Why was the door locked? What? What's what's going on? You girls in some kind of trouble? Oh, my gosh, you made me a cocktail.
So, um, Bangles needs to borrow a, um A ladder.
- Ladder? - A ladder.
S right now.
Do we have it? - Where is it? - What're you you're gonna walk three miles back into town carrying a ladder? There's two of us, but there'd be three if you helped.
Yeah, dream on.
Why? What do you need it for? Because My cat got stuck up in a tree.
And so, we need it right now.
We gotta go.
There's an animal in distress.
We gotta hustle.
Thank you.
A ladder? Seriously? What are you shoving down your pants? It's a keycard.
You need the metal or the wood? - Oh, the metal.
- Oh, the wood.
You - The wood.
- The metal.
Where the fuck is it? I think I'm losing it.
Thank you so much again for coming, Bangles.
Unfortunately Whoa.
You live like a drug kingpin? Listen, I promise I will bring you back soon.
But, you know, unfortunately what are you doing? I have always dreamed of peeing I mean, swimming in an in-ground pool.
Dreams really do come true.
I suck, I know.
But something very unexpected has happened this morning, and you gotta go right now.
I did not get drugged and smuggled to Dexter's Laboratory for a five-minute, no-fun visit.
You are being paid $100,000, remember? That is $20,000 per minute.
I guess that's fair.
Bangles, no! Stop! Oh, come on.
Hi, hi.
What's going on here? Meet Bangles.
I'm the one who showed you my butthole when you were creeping around in Hazel's eyes.
I remember.
I I forgot about our dinner.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, fine.
I-I just was hoping that we would talk tonight.
Oh, yeah, she won't stay long.
Yum! This is so romantic.
- Thank you.
- I'm so horny for this.
You did a great job.
That's not bad.
I'd have another.
Would you like it in a glass? The bottle's glass, stupid.
All these fucking olives have hard shit in 'em.
Do you remember when I would have doubts about a boyfriend? And then you would have me flirt with them to see if they'd cheat, and then they would, and so I ended up having sex with, like, all these fucking scumbags for you? Yeah, I remember.
I was talking about when you would interrogate them.
Oh, to see if they're dirty liars.
Do you wanna do that with Byron? I will leave, right? And then But I'll I'll come back.
Come have a seat, richie rich.
Where's Hazel? I asked for a minute of alone time 'cause I have some questions for you.
Keep your distance.
So why'd you put a chip in her brain? Are you a sociopath? Are you? It takes one to know one.
Why don't you like to fuck? Love the questions.
Who are you? There's no surveillance in here.
- According to who? - According to Byron.
And you trust that? Apparently I can't trust anyone, Jay.
So you're Byron's spy? No.
I'm FBI.
And my name's Jasper.
Do you love Hazel? I do, despite what she may think.
- Do you love Hazel? - Yeah, she's my best friend.
Hey, you know you could pull a Herbert, and you could just buy another woman.
Let me go get you some water.
- Bennett.
- Psst, hey.
Thought I'd stay close in case you needed me.
- How it's going? - Okay, little too close.
Oh, I'm sorry.
How's it going? - Where's Hazel? - Big night, huh? - Where where's Hazel? - Oh, sorry.
That's weird.
Facial recognition isn't placing her anywhere.
I think I know where she is.
Take care of Bangles.
Huh? Oh.
It's you.
Are you a virgin? Uh Do you wanna 69? You ever done that before? How about some drugs? Oho-hokay.
Carrot Top likes to party.
What is that okay, these little pills? Yeah, the blue one.
Oh, well, I'll take one if you take one.
- Mm-hmm, totally.
- Okay.
Bottoms up, come here.
Everyone in here signs end-of-life agreements like I did.
So if they're alive and trapped, we wouldn't know.
And Herringbone was last seen in a vehicle with Byron, so we believe he is in here.
The FBI just hasn't been able to track him.
Why are you telling me this? I believe you want to take him down just as bad as I do.
How do you know that I won't rat you out? I don't.
So what do you want me to do? I need you to find the people that we're looking for.
Does the name Oz Wimmer sound familiar? Or Pia Agarwal? I don't really know anyone in here.
This week is the first time I've seen any of the worker areas.
I was basically trapped in my home cube, and I wasn't really allowed to walk around on my own.
So you were like a prisoner? Yeah, um but I've I've got a lot more access now.
So, I I can look around.
What else? I need you to exit the Hub.
Contact the FBI.
Do you know how to get out of here? No.
Byron I thought this was my sanctuary.
It is.
I'm sorry.
Come back when you're ready.
Lil' sleepy magoo looks almost angelic.
Herbert's pills.

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