Malcolm in the Middle s02e05 Episode Script

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net What happens? Can not you sleep? No, I have this horrible feeling you forgot something trash .
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whatever can wait until morning oh no .
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son, I think you learned your lesson ok Thanks Dad Why I can not stop doing this? Greg happened to leave my check I asked him to send mail should cancel the Sunday newspaper subscription someone always steals It seems that there is nothing that concerned about these two days more than fun Dewey mom going to vomit God, it's the fourth time and should be emptied We're almost there darling just keep your head in the bucket only ten minutes more to spend Weekend a real Indian reservation Why have casinos? I do not know son .
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but thank god they And pool with looks great! Will have a great time! what a shame that Francis can not be here oh, do not feel bad about Francis The suspension was sought that for behavior Francis will not go anywhere this weekend Richie I, My family went for the weekend so I have the house just for me Justin called Circus and because we to celebrate! Sorry friend are arrested Are you kidding? Why? Were caught trying to steal the giant inflatable panda Oh no! Would have been great to have! But you will come, right? Not sure this weekend is my operation How much do you think mom is going to last? anótame better as "maybe" heaven, if you buy many chips uh, here we go! It's very nice! Ask the big bed! I sleep with Malcolm! Great! I have the big bed to myself! It's not fair if you want the big bed sleeps with Dewey! So it was not as stupid fix boys, sure there's a way just to solve this Reese and Malcolm Dewey Take a bath If someone has to go .
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It's now or never - Can we go swimming mom? - Yes! Can we? and I think I'll go browse the casino .
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Hal, you have two days to bet! Why do not you take the kids to the pool .
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?! They do nothing, only are there! Stop right there guys .
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no child under 16 goes to the swimming pool without an adult ok, come with me Sorry .
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no parents, no swimming pool It's ridiculous! The three know how to swim! Okay .
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we will look at our father's casino Sorry no children are allowed in the casino I will not bet I just want to find my father! Look, I do not make the rules.
You do this only because you hate children! Not really is just a nice coincidence Mom did not let us enter to the pool without an adult! What are we supposed to do? Do not Know! Use your imagination! What?! We're on vacation! Take a walk out there! OK? There are rocks, lizard .
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So I think I saw an old tire in the parking lot .
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There are children who have no and an old tire to play! So I do not want to hear Not another word about it! yes, it's great to be home ah tell me what happened out there? Well, We had steak for dinner OK? "Cream of spinach? oh, it's a good combination .
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Now, I put it celery salt and vinegar But oregano is what gives the flavor or tarragon? Francis, I have to go .
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Okay, pass me with Finley I spoke with him two times! Please! We're playing pool and it's my turn Alright! Get on with your game! Anyway I have to organize a big party Yeah! Win again! No fair! my goalkeeper did not have legs Hi guys! Hi Dad, How did it go? Well, you know, blackjack is a complicated game have your good and bad times Good! Who wants to buy a soda? Too bad you're no longer playing That hand is full of Dieses What? Dieses, figures Okay.
There are 6 figures, and were played and only 2 dieses The King of Spades and the Queen of Diamonds Which means .
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Well, you can calculate .
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But you if you can! And that's what matters! My little genius! Of course I very much regret what happened.
You have to believe, has been a loss momentary trial for me I realize now .
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to use my son .
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Your minor child .
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Yes, my minor child .
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Card counting, was wrong I think what I tried was to find .
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an activity that both I will enjoy doing together you know, is in a very difficult age yeah .
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this helps my self esteem see, I'm not good for sports .
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and it makes me feel .
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My son and I cook oh, it's a good idea We could try that Lie therefore is expelled from the casino "Expelled? oh no, You do not want to do that! is not going to like good for my wife .
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believe me, you do not want see bother I'm not driving it, only you okay, look .
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forget these let's pretend this never happened It's very generous of you .
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But still banned.
What? Oh, well! just give me back my money Excuse me? What money? Hey! Listen my friend! Who said anything about money to? Thanks I'm not impressed by this place You call that breakfast buffet? Are you kidding? Did not see that mountain made of sausages? It was incredible! I think I'll die! Why nobody stopped me? in my family, we take the phrase "All you can eat" as a challenge I will encourage you! Why we will not gamble a bit? What now? Where is that because it says in a casino have to bet? I would rather spend more time with my boys! oh, Daddy please stop! Hal!, I did spend 8 hours in the car, listening to your system to win the lottery And now you tell me not want to bet? We are surrounded by nature, Lois! I was thinking we could out for a walk Okay, what did you do? What do you mean? Why avoid the casino? Well baby, I could sit here and tell you everything or you can consider me take children and get rid of them all day Do not forget the sunscreen Okay gang! It found that eh in the lobby .
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An old brochure ghost town "El Diablo" .
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just 5 miles away What is a ghost town? What do you think? It is a city full of dead people Can not we go swimming? can swim at home Where?! Vamos! Should be fun! Look! Have an old factory running ice cream Let's go! - What are you doing here?! - What are you doing here?! Should not be military school? Should you be using My father's bathrobe? That .
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not important! These problems in recording friend! "I'm in trouble? Yeah! Record problems! I'm going to tell your mother no .
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I know I'm going to tell my mother! This toast is mine the divide I do not understand .
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according to the map the city would be here Dad! We are lost! What seems more ironic? "- Let the desert guys!" or "- Good idea Dad! - Hi, Mom.
- Dewey! What are you doing here? Should not you be with your father? I could not not like me Children who eat ghosts Do not be ridiculous ghosts do not exist Except that you could catch if you get on the roof! Vamos! you are too young to be in the casino we friends! Try your luck at roulette oh, maybe get lucky so Miss, nobody leaves empty handed oh God! I am ruined! well, let's play! Wow! Look at that! to win the package dream of Champagne " for two Treatment day Beauty for him and her followed by a seine and dance Oh, perfect! My husband went for a walk and we leave tomorrow! quiet is valid for 6 months "6 Months?! And worked extra hours Have you ever recommended hemorrhoid cream to a stranger? Do you want the prize or not? have much tension in your shoulders Say it to me .
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Alright guys, let's use our sense of direction Okay .
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there is the sun .
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What does that tell us? That's hot! Is that a fence? Course! See, I told you we are not lost! So where are we? Along the fence a clear sign of civilization I say we go, Vamos! Vamos! Wait! What if we're already in? Instead of getting out would be child, sometimes that of you are genius gets annoying Come on.
Let's keep the positive thinking Listen to that .
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it's a plane! There! Help, help! here! need help! We are lost! For crying out loud! Help! Proceed? NO GO Property U.
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Army I can not believe it Achievement come home spend the weekend with you I understand .
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It is unfortunate that waste it on my I found a way to travel free on Internet You entered the system " Airport Reservation? no, that's illegal I enter a chat room and I do passing through a beautiful teenager I'm Debbie, Blonde, naive and I love summer clothes Now I have problems at home Dad is so bad .
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I am going through many changes All these new feelings that do not understand .
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Wait, Greg.
Free Trip .
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Truth Debbie enters a chat room Befriends a lonely man At one time will be willing to pay the trip for a visit Now I'm after a ticket to Tampa and make sure you buy open a ticket without restrictions It will look good in a thong .
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but it is not no fool great! - I'm thirsty! Water if some idiot would I had not spent To write "SOS" in the sand I see!, I do carry water What is that I am the idiot? Malcolm, Reese, Calm down No need to worry about, everything will be fine and I want you to know, I love that keep repeating Fantastic, I'm hallucinating I see a leopard Do not be silly That is a cougar - Are you all right? - Yes, I think My God! Where's Dewey? My God! My God! He returned to the Hotel! Well well .
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No one is hurt All is well! Dad, just burst a Puma! Despite this That's not good! The Pumas did not explode! As far as I see it .
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I did it with the mind Reese!, That's crazy! I do not talk like that if your There must be a explanation Maybe it was an explosive I let some mining no, the explosion was very large Maybe the cougar ate dynamite .
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No, it's ridiculous! maybe .
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maybe it was a mirage may be but a mirage does not end on you I returned it to .
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Reese theory I accept your apology oh, this feels so good reads like a celebrity receiving these treatments, but .
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You marry young, have children .
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now you can say goodbye to this Do not eat this pickle, honey Okay M.
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Nice try! What is supposed to mean? Mcryc is another military term, is the quarter that put the horses oh yes yes .
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This is nice Together on Saturday, play crossword a couple of guys relaxing Do your parents get along? - What? - Nothing Here we go .
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O eh! you've already got two "cat" excellent single game with I played cards so .
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if you feel bad vibes Home'd tell me right? Why? eh, take it easy cowboy just kidding ok .
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I get along well your mother is a very strong lady often discussed at work but I can not be angry with her you do not have to live with it you do not understand What is there to understand? is a controller May receive support you need at home How would I know if I sent to military school? Because you're a spoiled brat! and I am sure Mcryc ends in K Look! Is a house! Yes! Vamos! - Hello! - Hello! They sit at the table! We are ignorant! Certainly believe we sell them We lost an exploded Puma Can we use your phone? sorry, sorry to interrupt but this is an emergency oh, this is a bit strange well, I just figure it out .
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Run! We are in a field tests! That's why I blew the cougar! He was shot! Are you sure? Sure enough we're sorry, we understand that the fence is there for a reason however, when the cross we were not sure whether entering or leaving Son wants to explain the theory .
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no, really This is a field senior test and could arrest the three indefinitely For reasons of national security You know you have not mentioned? assumes that this is the best army in the world and could not even kill I tell you .
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I'm not impressed Well, the best of this trip .
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Is that when you say that no money for holidays I will be subject with that hope all been well beyond I bet you and your partner The truth is handsome! "I can eat ice cream? You can eat whatever you want! This is our special night Hello? - Dewey Thank god! only allow me a call.
pass me your mother you can come to us Who was it? wrong Thanks My feet are killing me! Be brave soldiers! We arrive at dusk but we have plenty of water we'll be fine It tells the story Dad again yes, tell it okay, the last time Dewey is tied to a pole in the sun completely covered with honey .
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"Even his eyes? even his eyes and oh .
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behind that? A million ants! Hungry ants! with sharp jaws and legs Pinchudos