Malcolm in the Middle s02e13 Episode Script

New Neighbors

What are you seeing? Reese notes.
They are much better than last time - Seriously!? - Yes This time use the same type of pen the teacher to change his notes Look, put a 6 in math instead of 10 yes, very subtle is a nice touch This learning! Two months punished? Feet! So I like A moving van in the house next door! An espresso machine! Another sofa Is a professional? Well, if you move here do not handle money very well if Families move constantly that house I wonder why? Maybe the house is haunted A table closes! No Hal! not borrow We are starting well we must behave I just want a person who can pick up our mail you're right, it does not hurt have allies on the block In particular, partners pool We have to arrive before the Ridds put them against us or McCarty or Whitford We need to get before the Whitford! Mrs.
Schneider is near! Vamos! Go! Attention! When you finish here I hope each of you in the parade Rehearsing your presentation But, sir, just try it Was that? It looked like a physical therapy in war wounds! Lord, we I think that by law should allow us to sleep Why we do this? Well, this was a surprise but I can not stand the excitement more Marlyn Academy will be visited by one of the last living heroes Knights Lt.
Colonel Oliver North Retired Marine United States Come here, to give a motivational speech Lord, is it not a convicted felon? That conviction was overturned! Mine too and I'm stuck here Well, if I had .
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a Bronze Star, a silver star .
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Two Purple Hearts and a program radio call-in vivo Maybe we can negotiate! But as I got it! You can close your mouth! This is very nice Tina! Because they do not have a barbecue! Well, they were first neighbors come to greet Well, that does not surprise me I do not want to speak ill of anyone and I will not name names, but .
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Some of our neighbors have a lot of paranoia And do not make me tell the stories! - Hal! - If well, what can do around here? Well There is a bump that is can jump on the bike Covered him.
There is a squirrel you can poke dead that will serve a few more days Tambo and dry creek and the park .
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awash Gosh, if not for the squirrel My life would be pathetic! Only the expected " once you turned? I think every burger is a time You see, I always hasten Hal nutrients affected Do you have a good doctor? Why, is there a problem? oh no, neck pain .
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or back, either you type in recipe no, sorry My doctor is honest Too bad 'll Let you know if I get any I would look not so might be angry no, it's friendly Tell the child that who ate What child? That's why we moved Do not read newspapers? No That's better the photos were horrible I did, I did! See, I said you could! Give me another burger, Malcolm spat in mine What? Malcolm, why did you do that? - But I did not .
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- Yes, Here you go, go .
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Why do I look? What, you want a potato chip? Enough! What are you doing, stop! I think there is more coal one of these boxes Is it paradise? Look at this collection! Doobie Brothers, King Crimson - Oh, Chip Krick, great - Do you like little wine? - Oh, yeah See this Is it a play discs 12-80? Why did you say spit on your hamburger? Do not worry Do you want to see something funny? Stop looking at him my mother's breasts! What? I do not Malcolm's enough! but .
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I Go! Go! Your daughter is biting my son oh no, just playing It hurts! Hurts! Mom Honey, if you have breathing to open their mouth and release my son What are you doing? a little trick I learned How dare you to touch my daughter! my son was biting and you do not control it Questioning my way to educate? I do not know, not seen eh than good, coming from a woman that raises a pervert What about where you are supposed to look? are on display as a plate of eggs - I was not .
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- Emilly, Josh I do not want to play anymore to these rude children hey! may be rude but are much better your tadpoles A little help .
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- This is nice! - If You know, you may not believe me but are the first neighbor friend I have - Impossible! - Yes Axes, are the first man back here, without being an electrician Well, I have a confession to make I also I have many friends - To friendship - To friendship - I'm not gay - Me neither Malcolm, what are you doing? Get out, do not speak! Why, I did? You keep saying lies about me We are just jokes! I knew it was not so sensitive Excuse me, my friend thinks you're very pretty Not really, I mean .
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Malcolm is fine, just tell then maybe let to follow you everywhere I tell you, is not healthy Get out, get away from me! Damn! Hector Damn, there! Are you deaf or stupid or both? Could you try be a little less useless? Where is the sun? Did you see the sun? I told you shall dig a hole there God, you turn me crazy with their laziness! What's wrong with you? - Excuse me? - You can not talk like that! It is a human being treat him like an animal! I will try to aide the way you want He is not "the helper" It is not a servant or a slave is a professional! A person with a skill! a skill that you do not have Therefore you hire! For goodness sake, pick it up! Who will believe this woman? Do you think that fake breasts $ 50 and hairstyles entitles you to treat people like garbage? Hal say you are the worst neighbors who have had "The worst neighbors? that's not fair to Mike Remember the Swingers 70 years? Dad, are horrible! Look what little I did! Every time I go, Emily is there Hidden, waiting Yes, Josh is saying these lies about me Told in school that I was born with both sex organs and raised as a girl to 5 years The Nomo want eat, is evil Are all evil, baby I think the word in the we all think is "disputed" Reese is something drastic! No, Dad is just a dispute what this family needs A common enemy honorable skilled and join in a blood brotherhood Look, I'm saying is that before judging them We should look at ourselves ourselves.
Okay, never mind! No, no! Do you think the Colonel North is impressed with this group Cadets incompetent? We will repeat and repeat until they get it right! Okay, one more time With feeling! - She is out there .
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- Who? Emily The demon child, is everywhere No matter what I do or where it is, it's there I'm going crazy! Were not you the I wanted the dispute? Malcolm, you know I speak without thinking How am I supposed to fight? I can not hit it, I can not do anything, and she knows it! - I'm helpless! - Reese, is 4 years old Are larger and intelligent Well Are larger Malcolm, could you come here?! Malcolm, these people would like to talk to you Reported to have been entering the gardens of the neighborhood without permission .
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- And peering through the windows.
- What? So you decide become a voyeur? - But I - A peeping Tom!? But I did not! Why would it? Have you seen the people in this neighborhood? Spying is not just about looking child It's the thrill and excitement generated to see someone without the know You still have to go to Dayton? if but it is only for a couple of days - How was your presentation? - Cool! They loved your joke! Look at us, we have flees into the night A man should be able to speak with his best friend on the day Did you say "better"? Gotta go This has lasted days I can not believe that all lie fell into Josh.
Maybe if I ignore it for a while, go Do not people have a lot of memory right? at night when you sleep is when Malcolm goes to spy Better be careful and pay attention Malcolm or see your underwear What do you do, where you learn that? At school 1, 2, 3, 4 Malcolm is in front of your door 5, 6, 7, 8 Oh, my god! What are you doing! This is our fence! That is the limit of the property! The boundary of the property! Can not cross the boundary of the property! I can see you, do not think that you hide from me! Why do not you go apologize as an adult? This is very mature! Do not think you wouldest my so easy! Okay, So and want to be Recover this When you fix my fence What is happening? is the fifth see you sing Candyman - Where Spangler? - He says he is not ready What about making a dramatic entrance? North is waiting for dinner to be filled cheese and crackers Sir are you okay? I feel a little sick .
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This drunken master .
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Could be why .
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I was very nervous about visit of Colonel North I thought a drink could help That seven or eight means of whiskey.
You have to dress! The gown Is a national hero ah done so many things Eh and I did so little I do not deserve to breathe the same air that the great man - Do not talk like Mr.
- No! I am a worm! Boy am I a worm! Belong to the ground, with other worms Lord, get up! Lord, stop crawl! Sir? Look, we jump the fence We put the objects stolen under the window of Josh And make an anonymous call the police from Stevie's house.
I know it's stupid but I'm desperate Are you sure that this work? If there is something that is that can not clean your name How clean the other dirty - Yes, but - Trust me! I have everything planned.
Everyone will think Josh is a thief His parents are sentenced in the court And Emily will be sent to an orphanage Bite their adoptive parents which then leave And spend the rest of his life biting the villagers.
According By god, you if you are handsome! Oh, little monsters! Is teaching me to swim I can not believe after all what made us go Spangler was intoxicated and let Colonel planted if it was frightening how crawling on the floor Calling his mother .
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I will see is - Sir? - Who's there? Only me, sir What time is it?! Colonel North came anytime It is morning, sir already lost rounds Oh my god! Oh my god! The only opportunity to be face to face with my hero And I fall asleep during your visit! Sleeping during your visit? They talked all night! - Really? - Yes! you sit well - He asked me to call him "Oly" - Really? Do not you remember? They were joking and laughing like old friends drinking whiskey Much, much whiskey Clearly, if, right? If I may say sir, never seen him so happy Let it He let Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to prepare Friend .
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- You were great - Thanks When arrived the pictures that we took? On Wednesday, the poster will take two days I really feel what happened to Tina - What is this? - A compilation Hello neighbor, Steve Jakings Sorry Steve is too early for me Agustin.
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