Malcolm in the Middle s02e15 Episode Script
The Grandparents
Pancakes Rich Dad! Oh, thanks! Who wants more? I want! Which of these ballots not want to pay this month? Is the cable or visa? The cable can be fun come together as a family play board games, sing songs Well, I understood the point Pay cable oh, my god, freezer is broken again What? - They just fix it - I know, is a junk Just 5 years How does it break so much? Bring the garage fridge maybe that works That breast decide! That lost taking bath water! All right! Mama, who has longest tongue? Are they going to make us stay stand here all day? Mom, Dad! Oh, my god! Honey! Your parents are here! Your grandparents Dewey are here! Hello! - Adelante - Do not expect! What brings them from Canada? Wait! - "This is Reese? - Yes What is your problem? Do not you clean behind the ears? Look what I found! $ 5, thanks grandpa! - Did you have a nice trip grandpa? - What? I said if they had good .
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I can not understand you sound like a girl! So, they decided to raise the car and drive up here without telling us? - What fun! - If, how long to stay? If we are a nuisance let us now! No, no! - Please - Do not say nonsense Dewey, remember to grandparents really love? Must be changed Always change Do it I will sit up and teach him Change it yourself, it smells bad! No little brood you dirty more An estimated 30 thousand young came to New Orleans for Mardi Gras - A police this time Look at those animals losing temper Tearing clothes among themselves, have no respect for authority You're right, those could be us If we now 'll be there in 5 hours - How we get there? - And where we're going to stay? Friends, want to talk about logistics When I am offering This could be the best weekend of our lives Francis Demons! How are you going to eat Sushi of a truck stop? The cashier said that yellow was cool besides, my octopus was excellent Can we not talk about fish? please Friends, there is a war out there No nudity, looting and police point with the hose to the crowd Wet T-Shirts! Sorry about the food the refrigerator is broken What you expected? This mark is horrendous! Okay, the pizza fattening Luck when they arrive with dogs chase you down the hills It's great that they can leave the path without concern Truth I am always thinking about the house "Will be on the oven?" "I have left the iron plugged in?" Once I heard about a fire by a mouse chewed a wire - Where is my coffee? - This right here dad Just as you like Mama, put it out not good for children You think to delay their growth? You grew up pretty! Watch as he eats! Like an animal! Not like Mr.
Pizza knife and fork You know dad, since the last time you came Malcolm, at last a special class - What a surprise - No, no .
Is an advanced class, work hard Malcolm Tell Today we finished reading "The Grapes of Wrath" - And started with advanced algebra - What is it? Do you laugh at me? I do not study algebra .
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because I had go to war at your age What is the use of mathematics in the war eh? When you can keep you only to your family you have the latest piece of pizza Dad, Hal us kept perfectly It is not easy when someone eats all the pizza Do not even have food at home for my grandchildren what they call support? Send to repair refrigerator Why would it break again? How much does a new one? "700, $ 800? Give them money for a new one! in our generation knew how to save money What we kept, not malgastábamos in toys He wore a piece of wood and was happy with that We will not accept your money! Of course I will! we love you too much to see your children grow up ashamed of you That's what this family! - Hello? - Malcolm Listen, I know what you Mom gets to you when we are sick Are you out there? I think that is changing the sheets of her bed - Grandparents are here - No way! "Warn me before or heard digs its claws into the pavement? I'm not sure, but I that my grandfather spat Do not take it personal, they are creatures primitive with a little heart yes, but for some reason Malcolm, have lizard brain They feel threatened by anyone with ambition or intelligence I eat to have teeth That's always are on the phone Grandpa Is it? Tell him I say it an evil poison control - Francis sends greetings - Is a criminal He'll also welcomes No, no way - Do not accept their money - Why not? Why not let them forget you paid $ 800 To use it to try to humiliate Already do that! Lois, I know what your parents think of me We need the fridge! We can not let the meat on the porch forever You will have let me do this You're better we all We can not do Dewey's bed The Reese looks good .
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Thanks Did you know that makes Ice round and square? How expect people to decide? It's nice to have something work at home If, perhaps in their twisted way this is the how your parents to show your love Hey, Victor, "Cool eh? My colon is swollen What is cool? Listen dad, and pay the mortgage and as we bought the fridge Need the check as soon as possible Speaking of which Your mother and I decided that it is not pay good money to the family Always ends badly Pulp! "Who buys orange juice with pulp!? How could they do this? "We offer money and pretend that nothing happened? I swear I'll kill them, take down neck like a chicken! That does not pay the debt Lois Unless you are the benefit of life insurance .
I'm saying! give back the refrigerator I can not buy it on sale - Hal "we're gonna do!? - What are our options?! Overtime work for a couple of weeks to stabilize! "And who will care for the children!? So we think .
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the best thing would if they can stay a while and watch the kids.
Do not know, should go I feel much tension - No! - Oh, no! No, there is no tension! we just .
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We have a busy couple of weeks and hoped they could stay Of course! We would anything for you! We are family! Dewey, guess, the grandfather of care for a couple of weeks - Francis How are you doing? - I need a doctor We bring something better .
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Guaranteed! You do not know what is out there! There is free beer, and girls remove your shirt if you give them endorse it! Is it possible that we found dead on the road and that is the paradise? Appreciate die now I can not believe you say that Francis! You are the leader, if not would not be here for you! You know what, you're right, is a party I can do it! Yes! - Give me those vouch! - Yes! go! Francis, Francis! Thank god the hotel have a drain in the hallway! Back! Not yet return your parents? If you go to work all time .
not have children - Hey, I want ice cream - Do not blame you Always does the same, it takes you for ice cream and never invited me! eh thought of that I think I see as the protector of the lineage If the future is so bad and grandfather believed .
Only survive mutant cockroaches and I All living underwater.
Face it, are support the better.
oh, I'm so full, I should not ask for another Are you all right Grandma? if you want I can take the bag or whiskey.
once strangled a guard border with my own hands Just wondering Study on home school Always with the books, you to eye cancer No, really, I found Folklore interesting .
History, the revolution had be very hard while growing up I was Very hard - Take a drink - Maybe later Look at mama's boy! - Will you leave? - What? Hey guys, back and repeat that! "Grandma you do? Who is your bodyguard? No no, okay, kidding Grandma .
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Oh god Why not me say who did this? There is no honor to protect a thug Okay, is your face .
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Mom .
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you .
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Do you like your parents? No matter what I feel, I will not be able to change Do not choose your parents stay with what you get I know However, insurance can not be changed If they get hard at least that soon will be .
"Back home right? If, what I meant .
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I thought you would go before me We both registers open until midnight What idiot buys a ball at 11 at night? - Did you do the brown bag? - Oh, no, not yet e been here, you know I discovered something interesting sights.
Apparently, the cubes round cool faster But the pictures last longer Hal god, "Could you stop playing!? That's a rectal thermometer! - I'll go brush my teeth - I asked you one thing ! "I can not do everything you know? - Are you upset about something? - Look I'm exhausted after completing a double shift, I go to sleep.
Sure, you paréese annoying cubes Because I'm tired of that do not help in the house! Okay, Lois! Is that they have been a rainy day But you do not have it get even what your parents with me! - You? - Of course, if .
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These angry with them, and you out on me, is classic! Am I taking it out right? And you only pay attention to that monstrosity in the kitchen! I knew it, not you Like the fridge! I hate that fridge! Hate your round handles hatred and cooled butter, and hate listen to their buzz when I sleep! - Oh no, you can not hear .
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- Yes, if I can! No, not the 5100! That engine has 4 layers thick, Lois 4 layers! And cool too! That is a criticism unfounded Unfounded and unfair! And until you apologize I will be in the garage I told you there was tension Grandma, Grandpa wants to know if you - Why was that? - Why not try to defend - Why you are so weak? - Not expected to hit me That's what they expect when come to your house in the middle of the night! - Grandmother, enough! - Come on Show me the these fact, we Grandma, I will not hit you! a child should never say that How do you defend yourself when you mess in a trunk and take you away? "I'll read anything? Do the slay of privileged print your brain? "I'm smart right? That is what I am! And if you bother to take classes advanced and read good books Bad luck! because I will be important and maybe rich, because I'm smart right? So let me in peace and I'll be fine! I warned him of the eyes - What's this about? - I want to show something Something for you, skip this time for many years But now that you're older, I give you something close to my heart.
- Is this real? - In the great war! - Is it a real gas mask? - If a gas mask! Field glasses, chocolate rations, get a cute girl with that That's great grandfather, are the best! This is so cool! - Good heavens! - That, that!? It's a loaded grenade! Do not drop it or die! - Do not want to die! - Do not die! Do not worry, you only have to go back Put the insurance and everything will be fine Leave to mourn like a baby! What happens? The grandfather gave me a pomegranate is great, you want to have it? No, the pomegranate for you not to - We have to call the police! - No, the police, please - No need to panic - Of course, if You gave Reese a grenade and is a complete idiot You're right, it should not have it! Take! No, you hold it! I'm sick of this game now what I want is to leave No, no! Hello! - What was that? - What was that? "What happened here!? We're not sure The grandfather gave me a big, was charged, was going to explode But Malcolm's got in the refrigerator "I gave my son a grenade? Did you bring ammunition to my house? "What is your problem!? "They're totally crazy!? Do not speak to me again so I hear! Mama, I just I just .
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Well, well, Take Lois children - But Hal - Now We .
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Because we do not sit First of all, no attempt solve their problems with Lois Not my thing And it would be stupid try to put a price on Have deep psychological trauma Lois caused through the years .
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But let me calculate, "U.
S.
dollars 3mil paréese them right? What? Well, that would cover the refrigerator, collateral damage, credit cards and would repair the my car transmission Why this has just happened, want to lend you 3mil dollars? Please, do not like paying money to the family, so let's be clear with a call, I can send them to prison for endangering children So, what they ask is not a loan Is blackmail It's like your brother, once again Let Francis, we have leave or not arrive on time I do not care, we came up Here, I have these beads I will not go up get some action! Now, if you please I need the room Okay, I'm fine Agustin.
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I can not understand you sound like a girl! So, they decided to raise the car and drive up here without telling us? - What fun! - If, how long to stay? If we are a nuisance let us now! No, no! - Please - Do not say nonsense Dewey, remember to grandparents really love? Must be changed Always change Do it I will sit up and teach him Change it yourself, it smells bad! No little brood you dirty more An estimated 30 thousand young came to New Orleans for Mardi Gras - A police this time Look at those animals losing temper Tearing clothes among themselves, have no respect for authority You're right, those could be us If we now 'll be there in 5 hours - How we get there? - And where we're going to stay? Friends, want to talk about logistics When I am offering This could be the best weekend of our lives Francis Demons! How are you going to eat Sushi of a truck stop? The cashier said that yellow was cool besides, my octopus was excellent Can we not talk about fish? please Friends, there is a war out there No nudity, looting and police point with the hose to the crowd Wet T-Shirts! Sorry about the food the refrigerator is broken What you expected? This mark is horrendous! Okay, the pizza fattening Luck when they arrive with dogs chase you down the hills It's great that they can leave the path without concern Truth I am always thinking about the house "Will be on the oven?" "I have left the iron plugged in?" Once I heard about a fire by a mouse chewed a wire - Where is my coffee? - This right here dad Just as you like Mama, put it out not good for children You think to delay their growth? You grew up pretty! Watch as he eats! Like an animal! Not like Mr.
Pizza knife and fork You know dad, since the last time you came Malcolm, at last a special class - What a surprise - No, no .
Is an advanced class, work hard Malcolm Tell Today we finished reading "The Grapes of Wrath" - And started with advanced algebra - What is it? Do you laugh at me? I do not study algebra .
.
because I had go to war at your age What is the use of mathematics in the war eh? When you can keep you only to your family you have the latest piece of pizza Dad, Hal us kept perfectly It is not easy when someone eats all the pizza Do not even have food at home for my grandchildren what they call support? Send to repair refrigerator Why would it break again? How much does a new one? "700, $ 800? Give them money for a new one! in our generation knew how to save money What we kept, not malgastábamos in toys He wore a piece of wood and was happy with that We will not accept your money! Of course I will! we love you too much to see your children grow up ashamed of you That's what this family! - Hello? - Malcolm Listen, I know what you Mom gets to you when we are sick Are you out there? I think that is changing the sheets of her bed - Grandparents are here - No way! "Warn me before or heard digs its claws into the pavement? I'm not sure, but I that my grandfather spat Do not take it personal, they are creatures primitive with a little heart yes, but for some reason Malcolm, have lizard brain They feel threatened by anyone with ambition or intelligence I eat to have teeth That's always are on the phone Grandpa Is it? Tell him I say it an evil poison control - Francis sends greetings - Is a criminal He'll also welcomes No, no way - Do not accept their money - Why not? Why not let them forget you paid $ 800 To use it to try to humiliate Already do that! Lois, I know what your parents think of me We need the fridge! We can not let the meat on the porch forever You will have let me do this You're better we all We can not do Dewey's bed The Reese looks good .
.
Thanks Did you know that makes Ice round and square? How expect people to decide? It's nice to have something work at home If, perhaps in their twisted way this is the how your parents to show your love Hey, Victor, "Cool eh? My colon is swollen What is cool? Listen dad, and pay the mortgage and as we bought the fridge Need the check as soon as possible Speaking of which Your mother and I decided that it is not pay good money to the family Always ends badly Pulp! "Who buys orange juice with pulp!? How could they do this? "We offer money and pretend that nothing happened? I swear I'll kill them, take down neck like a chicken! That does not pay the debt Lois Unless you are the benefit of life insurance .
I'm saying! give back the refrigerator I can not buy it on sale - Hal "we're gonna do!? - What are our options?! Overtime work for a couple of weeks to stabilize! "And who will care for the children!? So we think .
.
the best thing would if they can stay a while and watch the kids.
Do not know, should go I feel much tension - No! - Oh, no! No, there is no tension! we just .
.
We have a busy couple of weeks and hoped they could stay Of course! We would anything for you! We are family! Dewey, guess, the grandfather of care for a couple of weeks - Francis How are you doing? - I need a doctor We bring something better .
.
Guaranteed! You do not know what is out there! There is free beer, and girls remove your shirt if you give them endorse it! Is it possible that we found dead on the road and that is the paradise? Appreciate die now I can not believe you say that Francis! You are the leader, if not would not be here for you! You know what, you're right, is a party I can do it! Yes! - Give me those vouch! - Yes! go! Francis, Francis! Thank god the hotel have a drain in the hallway! Back! Not yet return your parents? If you go to work all time .
not have children - Hey, I want ice cream - Do not blame you Always does the same, it takes you for ice cream and never invited me! eh thought of that I think I see as the protector of the lineage If the future is so bad and grandfather believed .
Only survive mutant cockroaches and I All living underwater.
Face it, are support the better.
oh, I'm so full, I should not ask for another Are you all right Grandma? if you want I can take the bag or whiskey.
once strangled a guard border with my own hands Just wondering Study on home school Always with the books, you to eye cancer No, really, I found Folklore interesting .
History, the revolution had be very hard while growing up I was Very hard - Take a drink - Maybe later Look at mama's boy! - Will you leave? - What? Hey guys, back and repeat that! "Grandma you do? Who is your bodyguard? No no, okay, kidding Grandma .
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Oh god Why not me say who did this? There is no honor to protect a thug Okay, is your face .
.
Mom .
.
you .
.
Do you like your parents? No matter what I feel, I will not be able to change Do not choose your parents stay with what you get I know However, insurance can not be changed If they get hard at least that soon will be .
"Back home right? If, what I meant .
.
I thought you would go before me We both registers open until midnight What idiot buys a ball at 11 at night? - Did you do the brown bag? - Oh, no, not yet e been here, you know I discovered something interesting sights.
Apparently, the cubes round cool faster But the pictures last longer Hal god, "Could you stop playing!? That's a rectal thermometer! - I'll go brush my teeth - I asked you one thing ! "I can not do everything you know? - Are you upset about something? - Look I'm exhausted after completing a double shift, I go to sleep.
Sure, you paréese annoying cubes Because I'm tired of that do not help in the house! Okay, Lois! Is that they have been a rainy day But you do not have it get even what your parents with me! - You? - Of course, if .
.
These angry with them, and you out on me, is classic! Am I taking it out right? And you only pay attention to that monstrosity in the kitchen! I knew it, not you Like the fridge! I hate that fridge! Hate your round handles hatred and cooled butter, and hate listen to their buzz when I sleep! - Oh no, you can not hear .
.
- Yes, if I can! No, not the 5100! That engine has 4 layers thick, Lois 4 layers! And cool too! That is a criticism unfounded Unfounded and unfair! And until you apologize I will be in the garage I told you there was tension Grandma, Grandpa wants to know if you - Why was that? - Why not try to defend - Why you are so weak? - Not expected to hit me That's what they expect when come to your house in the middle of the night! - Grandmother, enough! - Come on Show me the these fact, we Grandma, I will not hit you! a child should never say that How do you defend yourself when you mess in a trunk and take you away? "I'll read anything? Do the slay of privileged print your brain? "I'm smart right? That is what I am! And if you bother to take classes advanced and read good books Bad luck! because I will be important and maybe rich, because I'm smart right? So let me in peace and I'll be fine! I warned him of the eyes - What's this about? - I want to show something Something for you, skip this time for many years But now that you're older, I give you something close to my heart.
- Is this real? - In the great war! - Is it a real gas mask? - If a gas mask! Field glasses, chocolate rations, get a cute girl with that That's great grandfather, are the best! This is so cool! - Good heavens! - That, that!? It's a loaded grenade! Do not drop it or die! - Do not want to die! - Do not die! Do not worry, you only have to go back Put the insurance and everything will be fine Leave to mourn like a baby! What happens? The grandfather gave me a pomegranate is great, you want to have it? No, the pomegranate for you not to - We have to call the police! - No, the police, please - No need to panic - Of course, if You gave Reese a grenade and is a complete idiot You're right, it should not have it! Take! No, you hold it! I'm sick of this game now what I want is to leave No, no! Hello! - What was that? - What was that? "What happened here!? We're not sure The grandfather gave me a big, was charged, was going to explode But Malcolm's got in the refrigerator "I gave my son a grenade? Did you bring ammunition to my house? "What is your problem!? "They're totally crazy!? Do not speak to me again so I hear! Mama, I just I just .
.
Well, well, Take Lois children - But Hal - Now We .
.
Because we do not sit First of all, no attempt solve their problems with Lois Not my thing And it would be stupid try to put a price on Have deep psychological trauma Lois caused through the years .
.
.
.
But let me calculate, "U.
S.
dollars 3mil paréese them right? What? Well, that would cover the refrigerator, collateral damage, credit cards and would repair the my car transmission Why this has just happened, want to lend you 3mil dollars? Please, do not like paying money to the family, so let's be clear with a call, I can send them to prison for endangering children So, what they ask is not a loan Is blackmail It's like your brother, once again Let Francis, we have leave or not arrive on time I do not care, we came up Here, I have these beads I will not go up get some action! Now, if you please I need the room Okay, I'm fine Agustin.
uy To Subdivx