Marvel Studios: Legends (2021) s01e26 Episode Script
Drax
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
ROCKET: I have a plan! I have a plan!
Cease your yammering and relieve us
from this irksome confinement.
Yeah, I'll have to agree with
the walking thesaurus on that one.
Do not ever call me a thesaurus.
It's just a metaphor, dude.
His people are completely literal.
Metaphors are gonna go over his head.
Nothing goes over my head.
My reflexes are too fast.
I would catch it.
[ENGINE WHIRRING]
PRISONER: You're Drax.
The Destroyer.
[GAMORA GRUNTS]
Ronan murdered my wife, Ovette,
and my daughter, Kamaria.
He killed my family.
I shall kill one of his in return.
- [GRUNTING]
- Ah!
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
- [GAMORA STRAINING]
If killing Ronan is truly
your sole purpose,
I don't think this is
the best way to go about it.
- [DRAX YELLS]
- [PRISONER GRUNTS]
[STRAINING, GRUNTING]
We need all available guards
in full combat gear
[WATCHTOWER GUARD GRUNTS]
Spare me your foul gaze, woman!
Why is this one here?
We promised him he could stay
by your side until he kills your boss.
ROCKET: What's this crap?
This is the history of my life.
At last! [LAUGHS]
I shall meet my foe and destroy him.
You called Ronan?
[DRAX GRUNTS]
[YELLS]
[THUDS, GRUNTS]
[DRAX GRUNTS]
[CHOKING]
[GRUNTING]
[YELLS]
- I don't recall killing your family.
- [DRAX GASPING]
RONAN: I doubt I'll remember killing you, either.
[CHOKES, VOMITS]
Come on, Groot.
Ronan has the stone.
I am Groot.
Save them?
How?
[PANTING]
[GROANS]
[DRAX GRUNTS]
- [DRAX GRUNTS]
- [KORATH SCREAMS]
Finger to the throat means death.
Metaphor.
PETER: Yeah, sorta.
[YELLS]
Of course, Ronan was only a puppet.
It's really Thanos I need to kill.
Showtime, A-holes!
The beast's hide is too thick
to be pierced from the outside.
I must cut through it from the inside.
- Huh? No!
- [LAUGHS]
[DRAX SHOUTS]
[PETER AND GAMORA GRUNT]
[DRAX GRUNTS, PANTS]
[LAUGHS]
Yes! I have single-handedly
vanquished the beast!
[SHOUTS]
Die, spaceship!
- Someone destroyed all our ships!
- [GAMORA GRUNTS]
[DRAX YELLS]
[GUFFAWING]
- [GROWLS]
- [SCREAMS]
[GUFFAWING]
Those pools remind me of a time
when I took my daughter
to the Forgotten Lakes of my homeworld.
She was like you.
Disgusting?
Innocent.
All any of you do is yell at each other.
You are not friends.
You're right. We're family.
We leave no one behind.
Except maybe you.
Oh, my God.
The entire time I knew Thanos,
he only ever had one goal.
To bring balance to the universe
by wiping out half of all life.
He used to kill people
planet by planet, massacre by massacre.
Including my own.
Today he pays for the deaths
of my wife and daughter.
[GAMORA GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
Thanos!
[DRAX GRUNTS]
[DRAX STRAINING]
- [GRUNTS]
- [SCREAMS]
I want you all to know that I am grateful
for your acceptance after my blunders.
It is pleasing to once again
have friends.
Dude. How long have you been
standing there?
An hour.
An hour?
Are you serious?
I have mastered the ability
of standing so incredibly still
that I become invisible to the eye.
Watch.
You're eating a zarg-nut.
But my movement was so slow
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
ROCKET: I have a plan! I have a plan!
Cease your yammering and relieve us
from this irksome confinement.
Yeah, I'll have to agree with
the walking thesaurus on that one.
Do not ever call me a thesaurus.
It's just a metaphor, dude.
His people are completely literal.
Metaphors are gonna go over his head.
Nothing goes over my head.
My reflexes are too fast.
I would catch it.
[ENGINE WHIRRING]
PRISONER: You're Drax.
The Destroyer.
[GAMORA GRUNTS]
Ronan murdered my wife, Ovette,
and my daughter, Kamaria.
He killed my family.
I shall kill one of his in return.
- [GRUNTING]
- Ah!
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
- [GAMORA STRAINING]
If killing Ronan is truly
your sole purpose,
I don't think this is
the best way to go about it.
- [DRAX YELLS]
- [PRISONER GRUNTS]
[STRAINING, GRUNTING]
We need all available guards
in full combat gear
[WATCHTOWER GUARD GRUNTS]
Spare me your foul gaze, woman!
Why is this one here?
We promised him he could stay
by your side until he kills your boss.
ROCKET: What's this crap?
This is the history of my life.
At last! [LAUGHS]
I shall meet my foe and destroy him.
You called Ronan?
[DRAX GRUNTS]
[YELLS]
[THUDS, GRUNTS]
[DRAX GRUNTS]
[CHOKING]
[GRUNTING]
[YELLS]
- I don't recall killing your family.
- [DRAX GASPING]
RONAN: I doubt I'll remember killing you, either.
[CHOKES, VOMITS]
Come on, Groot.
Ronan has the stone.
I am Groot.
Save them?
How?
[PANTING]
[GROANS]
[DRAX GRUNTS]
- [DRAX GRUNTS]
- [KORATH SCREAMS]
Finger to the throat means death.
Metaphor.
PETER: Yeah, sorta.
[YELLS]
Of course, Ronan was only a puppet.
It's really Thanos I need to kill.
Showtime, A-holes!
The beast's hide is too thick
to be pierced from the outside.
I must cut through it from the inside.
- Huh? No!
- [LAUGHS]
[DRAX SHOUTS]
[PETER AND GAMORA GRUNT]
[DRAX GRUNTS, PANTS]
[LAUGHS]
Yes! I have single-handedly
vanquished the beast!
[SHOUTS]
Die, spaceship!
- Someone destroyed all our ships!
- [GAMORA GRUNTS]
[DRAX YELLS]
[GUFFAWING]
- [GROWLS]
- [SCREAMS]
[GUFFAWING]
Those pools remind me of a time
when I took my daughter
to the Forgotten Lakes of my homeworld.
She was like you.
Disgusting?
Innocent.
All any of you do is yell at each other.
You are not friends.
You're right. We're family.
We leave no one behind.
Except maybe you.
Oh, my God.
The entire time I knew Thanos,
he only ever had one goal.
To bring balance to the universe
by wiping out half of all life.
He used to kill people
planet by planet, massacre by massacre.
Including my own.
Today he pays for the deaths
of my wife and daughter.
[GAMORA GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
Thanos!
[DRAX GRUNTS]
[DRAX STRAINING]
- [GRUNTS]
- [SCREAMS]
I want you all to know that I am grateful
for your acceptance after my blunders.
It is pleasing to once again
have friends.
Dude. How long have you been
standing there?
An hour.
An hour?
Are you serious?
I have mastered the ability
of standing so incredibly still
that I become invisible to the eye.
Watch.
You're eating a zarg-nut.
But my movement was so slow