Mike Tyson Mysteries (2014) s03e08 Episode Script
Ring of Fire
1
Hmm. Oh, oh!
Do you think that's him?
-Where?
-Right there.
That guy, the only
person here.
Then, yeah,
I think that's him.
Hi, David!
Hi. Yes. Hi, hi. Hi. Uh
As I said in my note,
I lost my wedding ring.
It's It's here somewhere.
I was playing softball.
It's getting dark
and we have to find it
because my wife is
gonna kill me
if I don't, uh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Before we get started, man,
we're gonna need you
to fill out some
paperwork, okay?
Oh, shit.
I forgot the paperwork.
-I think I got it in my van.
-Wait, can we just
(PAPERS RUSTLING)
Can we just start looking?
The sun's going down.
Here you go, David.
Why do you need
my height and weight?
It's just standard.
What is this? Why do you
need to know my hobbies?
Oh, that's for
target emailing.
You can skip that,
or just put "ice skating".
My yearly income? What
What does that have
to do with anything?
Oh, just simple curiosity.
Uh
Here. I could only
remember the address of the
last two places I lived.
Okay. This all
looks to be in order.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't want our newsletter?
No, I don't want a newsletter.
Are you sure?
Because it's chock-full
of tips and tit-bits.
Information, riddles.
-Fine.
-You just gotta
check this box.
Okay. Let's start
looking for that ring.
Now, what this wedding
ring got on it?
Emeralds? Rubies?
A bunch of sapphires?
Encrusted with a bunch
of like Emeralds?
What? No. It's
It's just a plain gold band.
Really?
With this yearly salary?
You gotta treat
yourself, David!
You can't spend all this money
when you're dead.
Well, I'm gonna be dead
if I can't find my wedding
ring, so can we please,
-please start looking?
-I don't know. Can we, David?
I think you mean,
may we start looking?
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
This is great.
(HUMMING)
(GASPS) Ahhh!
Make a wish
(CHUCKLES) Ah,
this is a nice mystery.
An outdoors one.
Get a little sun, vitamin D.
(SIGHS)
Oh, I played field hockey.
Did I ever tell you that?
I was a sweeper.
Yeah. We were
the Knight's Bridge Owls.
Ah, we were good.
We weren't great, but we
were good. (CHUCKLES)
But the stories
I could tell (CHUCKLES)
One night, we got all
of our clothes
-PIGEON: Found it.
-Where?
PIGEON: Found it, guys.
Oh, thank God. Really?
No. (LAUGHS)
(CRIES)
Oh, jeez.
Nobody gets my humor.
(SOBBING) Forget it,
forget it, we're never
gonna find it.
I'm dead. I am dead.
I'm a dead man.
Elizabeth is gonna kill me.
Well, I'm sure
she'll understand.
You don't know my wife!
I know your wife. (LAUGHS)
Because I (BLEEP) her.
Right in the rear.
-My God.
-Oh, come on, it's a joke.
In what world? In what world?
(ENGINE STOPS)
I just I
I can't go in there.
I am so scared.
David, this is your wife,
your partner.
She's gonna understand.
A marriage needs to be
able to withstand life's
little disappointments.
People make mistakes.
You're not perfect.
You're human.
You're right. You're right.
No, I, argh
I just got myself so wound up.
(CHUCKLING)
(EXHALING)
Thank you. I'm really glad
that I wrote to you guys.
(DOOR CLOSES)
And I'm looking
forward to getting
the newsletter! (LAUGHS)
What? (GASPS) His ring!
Ah! It must've been
in his pocket the whole time.
Oh, my God.
What a (BLEEP) idiot.
What are you doing?
Go, give him his ring!
DAVID: Elizabeth
Hmm. No, no!
You know what? (CLEARS THROAT)
This is a teachable
moment for David. Hmm?
He has to learn that
disappointment
will not bring about
the end of a rela
-(GUNSHOT)
-(GASPS)
Hmm.
Sure sounds like
the end of a relationship.
(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)
(PANTING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Well, let's get outta here.
Did that mystery. And let's
just get on to the next one.
Okay. Out with the old,
in with the new.
-Dad, we witnessed a murder.
-"Dear Mike Tyson
Mystery team"
-Dad
-Damn, it's too dark out here.
Let's go inside.
(SIGHING)
Oh, I just can't shake
this awful feeling that
I somehow led this man
to his death.
Well, you did. I mean,
he said, "My wife's
gonna kill me," and you said,
"No, she's not. Go inside,"
and she shot him,
several times.
I bet you could be held
criminally responsible.
I mean, I'm not a lawyer,
but I bet you could go
to prison for a long time,
-or be put to death.
-(GASPS)
We got that death penalty
here in Nevada?
I I think we do.
They're gonna give you
that lethal cocktail.
It never works.
You'll be writhing around.
(BLEEP) This is bad, Marquess.
This is really bad.
What? We were all there.
This isn't my fault.
(GASPS) Oh, God.
I still have his ring.
I have to get rid
of this evidence.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, God. What am I thinking?
That's not gonna work.
-(GASPS)
-(SPLASHING)
(GASPING)
I gotta take this somewhere.
I've gotta put it someplace
no one can find it.
You're not gonna
see me for a while.
Don't try to contact me.
Okie-doke!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
None of this would be
happening if I had just
given him the (BLEEP) ring,
Marquess. Just give him
the (BLEEP) ring.
They're not gonna let me walk.
I'm an accessory to murder.
I don't even (BLEEP)
know what that means.
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Yes!
I'll throw it into a vat
of molten lava and be
done with all of it.
(HORNS HONKING)
Son of a bitch!
How does he drive this thing?
It's all blind spots.
It's like driving
a living room.
(LAVA BOILING)
(PANTING)
What? (GASPS)
Is that David's wife?
(GASPS) She's getting
rid of the murder weapon.
Oh, someone needs to stop her.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
-Elizabeth, give me
-(SCREAMS)
(GROANS) Help me! Please!
I don't wanna die.
Oh, really?
Well, I bet David didn't
wanna die, either.
Ahhh! No, no, no.
No, no! No, please!
You murdering bitch!
No. No, no! Please!
No. (SCREAMS)
(GASPING)
Oh, my God! My, God. So awful.
(ELIZABETH SHRIEKING)
Uh, why is it taking so long?
Stop thrashing! Elizabeth,
just go under and stop.
You do not want to be
saved at this point.
MARQUESS: There you go.
Ah, ah. Okay. Almost.
(LAVA SPLASHING)
MARQUESS: Okay. It's over.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Are you sure
about this, Marquess?
Michael, absolutely.
I'm just gonna tell them
what happened.
I have no regrets
about what I did,
and I think, if it comes
to it, a jury of my peers
will exonerate me.
My conscience is clear.
(SIGHS)
What, you disagree?
No. It's just, I feel gypped.
You said we're "not gonna
see you for a while,"
and at most it was like
four hours! It just
I don't know.
It's just disappointing.
(HUMMING)
(GASPS) David?
Oh Uh, hi.
(STUTTERS)
You're alive!
No, no! We heard gunshots.
(STUTTERING) Oh, oh, no
I mean, yes. Okay.
Here's what happened.
I walked in.
I was nervous, but I really
took to heart what you said,
so I just told her the truth.
I said, "Elizabeth,
I lost my wedding ring."
She flipped out.
She ripped open a drawer
and she took out her gun,
and she pointed it at me
and fired and she missed.
And in that moment,
I saw something.
I saw something
in her eyes. It was
Love.
Regret, shame.
She pointed the gun at
the floor and she fired it,
over and over,
until it was empty.
She said she was
getting rid of the gun.
"Forever," she said.
And that when she got back,
we could start over.
We kissed.
She drove off.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
But she didn't come back,
so I came here to file
a missing persons report,
but they said
it hasn't been enough time.
I'm sure
I'm overreacting.
(CHUCKLES)
She'll come home, right?
Oh. Um
Mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
Just be patient.
And you know,
if she didn't come back
(CHUCKLES)
That also wouldn't be the end
of the world, you know?
What? No!
No, if she didn't come back,
I would kill myself.
Oh, okay.
Well, then I'm sure
she'll (CLEARS THROAT)
Come back.
(EXHALING) Well, I should go.
-What, uh, what
were you doing here?
-Hmm?
(STUTTERING) What?
Oh, uh, what?
Oh, this isn't
Lord and Taylor.
What the
-You're back already?
-What'd they say?
Oh, they just said, "Thanks
for coming in. Sounds good.
These things happen."
And, uh, yeah, let's get
the (BLEEP) out of here.
(LAVA BOILING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
Well, would you like to see
my wedding ring?
(GIGGLING)
Hmm. Oh, oh!
Do you think that's him?
-Where?
-Right there.
That guy, the only
person here.
Then, yeah,
I think that's him.
Hi, David!
Hi. Yes. Hi, hi. Hi. Uh
As I said in my note,
I lost my wedding ring.
It's It's here somewhere.
I was playing softball.
It's getting dark
and we have to find it
because my wife is
gonna kill me
if I don't, uh
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Before we get started, man,
we're gonna need you
to fill out some
paperwork, okay?
Oh, shit.
I forgot the paperwork.
-I think I got it in my van.
-Wait, can we just
(PAPERS RUSTLING)
Can we just start looking?
The sun's going down.
Here you go, David.
Why do you need
my height and weight?
It's just standard.
What is this? Why do you
need to know my hobbies?
Oh, that's for
target emailing.
You can skip that,
or just put "ice skating".
My yearly income? What
What does that have
to do with anything?
Oh, just simple curiosity.
Uh
Here. I could only
remember the address of the
last two places I lived.
Okay. This all
looks to be in order.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You don't want our newsletter?
No, I don't want a newsletter.
Are you sure?
Because it's chock-full
of tips and tit-bits.
Information, riddles.
-Fine.
-You just gotta
check this box.
Okay. Let's start
looking for that ring.
Now, what this wedding
ring got on it?
Emeralds? Rubies?
A bunch of sapphires?
Encrusted with a bunch
of like Emeralds?
What? No. It's
It's just a plain gold band.
Really?
With this yearly salary?
You gotta treat
yourself, David!
You can't spend all this money
when you're dead.
Well, I'm gonna be dead
if I can't find my wedding
ring, so can we please,
-please start looking?
-I don't know. Can we, David?
I think you mean,
may we start looking?
(CHUCKLES) Oh, my God.
This is great.
(HUMMING)
(GASPS) Ahhh!
Make a wish
(CHUCKLES) Ah,
this is a nice mystery.
An outdoors one.
Get a little sun, vitamin D.
(SIGHS)
Oh, I played field hockey.
Did I ever tell you that?
I was a sweeper.
Yeah. We were
the Knight's Bridge Owls.
Ah, we were good.
We weren't great, but we
were good. (CHUCKLES)
But the stories
I could tell (CHUCKLES)
One night, we got all
of our clothes
-PIGEON: Found it.
-Where?
PIGEON: Found it, guys.
Oh, thank God. Really?
No. (LAUGHS)
(CRIES)
Oh, jeez.
Nobody gets my humor.
(SOBBING) Forget it,
forget it, we're never
gonna find it.
I'm dead. I am dead.
I'm a dead man.
Elizabeth is gonna kill me.
Well, I'm sure
she'll understand.
You don't know my wife!
I know your wife. (LAUGHS)
Because I (BLEEP) her.
Right in the rear.
-My God.
-Oh, come on, it's a joke.
In what world? In what world?
(ENGINE STOPS)
I just I
I can't go in there.
I am so scared.
David, this is your wife,
your partner.
She's gonna understand.
A marriage needs to be
able to withstand life's
little disappointments.
People make mistakes.
You're not perfect.
You're human.
You're right. You're right.
No, I, argh
I just got myself so wound up.
(CHUCKLING)
(EXHALING)
Thank you. I'm really glad
that I wrote to you guys.
(DOOR CLOSES)
And I'm looking
forward to getting
the newsletter! (LAUGHS)
What? (GASPS) His ring!
Ah! It must've been
in his pocket the whole time.
Oh, my God.
What a (BLEEP) idiot.
What are you doing?
Go, give him his ring!
DAVID: Elizabeth
Hmm. No, no!
You know what? (CLEARS THROAT)
This is a teachable
moment for David. Hmm?
He has to learn that
disappointment
will not bring about
the end of a rela
-(GUNSHOT)
-(GASPS)
Hmm.
Sure sounds like
the end of a relationship.
(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)
(PANTING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Well, let's get outta here.
Did that mystery. And let's
just get on to the next one.
Okay. Out with the old,
in with the new.
-Dad, we witnessed a murder.
-"Dear Mike Tyson
Mystery team"
-Dad
-Damn, it's too dark out here.
Let's go inside.
(SIGHING)
Oh, I just can't shake
this awful feeling that
I somehow led this man
to his death.
Well, you did. I mean,
he said, "My wife's
gonna kill me," and you said,
"No, she's not. Go inside,"
and she shot him,
several times.
I bet you could be held
criminally responsible.
I mean, I'm not a lawyer,
but I bet you could go
to prison for a long time,
-or be put to death.
-(GASPS)
We got that death penalty
here in Nevada?
I I think we do.
They're gonna give you
that lethal cocktail.
It never works.
You'll be writhing around.
(BLEEP) This is bad, Marquess.
This is really bad.
What? We were all there.
This isn't my fault.
(GASPS) Oh, God.
I still have his ring.
I have to get rid
of this evidence.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, God. What am I thinking?
That's not gonna work.
-(GASPS)
-(SPLASHING)
(GASPING)
I gotta take this somewhere.
I've gotta put it someplace
no one can find it.
You're not gonna
see me for a while.
Don't try to contact me.
Okie-doke!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
None of this would be
happening if I had just
given him the (BLEEP) ring,
Marquess. Just give him
the (BLEEP) ring.
They're not gonna let me walk.
I'm an accessory to murder.
I don't even (BLEEP)
know what that means.
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Yes!
I'll throw it into a vat
of molten lava and be
done with all of it.
(HORNS HONKING)
Son of a bitch!
How does he drive this thing?
It's all blind spots.
It's like driving
a living room.
(LAVA BOILING)
(PANTING)
What? (GASPS)
Is that David's wife?
(GASPS) She's getting
rid of the murder weapon.
Oh, someone needs to stop her.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
-Elizabeth, give me
-(SCREAMS)
(GROANS) Help me! Please!
I don't wanna die.
Oh, really?
Well, I bet David didn't
wanna die, either.
Ahhh! No, no, no.
No, no! No, please!
You murdering bitch!
No. No, no! Please!
No. (SCREAMS)
(GASPING)
Oh, my God! My, God. So awful.
(ELIZABETH SHRIEKING)
Uh, why is it taking so long?
Stop thrashing! Elizabeth,
just go under and stop.
You do not want to be
saved at this point.
MARQUESS: There you go.
Ah, ah. Okay. Almost.
(LAVA SPLASHING)
MARQUESS: Okay. It's over.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Are you sure
about this, Marquess?
Michael, absolutely.
I'm just gonna tell them
what happened.
I have no regrets
about what I did,
and I think, if it comes
to it, a jury of my peers
will exonerate me.
My conscience is clear.
(SIGHS)
What, you disagree?
No. It's just, I feel gypped.
You said we're "not gonna
see you for a while,"
and at most it was like
four hours! It just
I don't know.
It's just disappointing.
(HUMMING)
(GASPS) David?
Oh Uh, hi.
(STUTTERS)
You're alive!
No, no! We heard gunshots.
(STUTTERING) Oh, oh, no
I mean, yes. Okay.
Here's what happened.
I walked in.
I was nervous, but I really
took to heart what you said,
so I just told her the truth.
I said, "Elizabeth,
I lost my wedding ring."
She flipped out.
She ripped open a drawer
and she took out her gun,
and she pointed it at me
and fired and she missed.
And in that moment,
I saw something.
I saw something
in her eyes. It was
Love.
Regret, shame.
She pointed the gun at
the floor and she fired it,
over and over,
until it was empty.
She said she was
getting rid of the gun.
"Forever," she said.
And that when she got back,
we could start over.
We kissed.
She drove off.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
But she didn't come back,
so I came here to file
a missing persons report,
but they said
it hasn't been enough time.
I'm sure
I'm overreacting.
(CHUCKLES)
She'll come home, right?
Oh. Um
Mmm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
Just be patient.
And you know,
if she didn't come back
(CHUCKLES)
That also wouldn't be the end
of the world, you know?
What? No!
No, if she didn't come back,
I would kill myself.
Oh, okay.
Well, then I'm sure
she'll (CLEARS THROAT)
Come back.
(EXHALING) Well, I should go.
-What, uh, what
were you doing here?
-Hmm?
(STUTTERING) What?
Oh, uh, what?
Oh, this isn't
Lord and Taylor.
What the
-You're back already?
-What'd they say?
Oh, they just said, "Thanks
for coming in. Sounds good.
These things happen."
And, uh, yeah, let's get
the (BLEEP) out of here.
(LAVA BOILING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
Well, would you like to see
my wedding ring?
(GIGGLING)