Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (2015) s01e09 Episode Script
The Evillustrator
1
-Ready, dad?
-As much as I'll ever be.
Happy career day, my darlings.
[Dad] My day begins
at 4 am every morning
because the bakery opens at 7.
but every day's different.
One day someone might order
an Eiffel Tower cake and the next
Hi, father, it's me.
It's parents' career day, remember?
I was hoping you'd show up.
Call me back.
-You OK?
-Yeah, whatever. Nothing new.
[he sighs sadly]
[Dad] Marinette will come round
to pass out some fresh croissants.
Thank you, Mr. Dupain.
Now, let's meet Alya's mom.
She's head-chef at Le Grand Paris hotel
owned by Mayor Bourgeois.
[she sighs]
It's beautiful.
Look, don't touch.
[Mayor] Put it away, Chloe.
It could get in the wrong hands.
How many croissants would your dad
have to sell to buy one of these?
What am I saying?
He'd have to sell the whole store.
If you're so rich,
you don't need free croissants.
[she groans] Jealous.
Is that camembert?
[he gasps]
That's not camembert,
but it is very shiny.
I like shiny.
I have no dishes to share
but maybe Mr. Bourgeois will invite you all
to the hotel for lunch.
[policeman chuckles]
[Plagg giggles]
[Plagg giggles]
[she squeals]
[giggling]
Do you ever not trip up?
[Marinette groans]
[Plagg struggles]
Next is Sabrina's father, a policeman,
Officer Roger.
I've been a police officer for 15 years,
and I believe that everyone
is innocent until proven guilty.
My bracelet, it's gone!
I had it a second ago.
You, you stole it!
What are you talking about?
You tripped on my bag
so you could steal it.
You're a policeman, arrest her.
[angrily] My daughter is not a thief.
Hold on, Miss Bourgeois.
We don't accuse without proof.
Everyone calm down.
Maybe you simply misplaced it.
You're calling me a liar?
Daddy!
Roger, I demand you search this girl.
[Chloe chuckles]
[teacher] Please, everybody.
Need I remind you
that as mayor, I am your superior?
But it's against the law.
I can't just go
OK, then you're fired.
Mayor, you can't be serious.
Over a missing bracelet?
This is my daughter's bracelet.
You're incompetent, and you're fired.
Get out!
[he sighs sadly]
[Chloe] Let's call Ladybug.
She'll actually do something.
[she sighs]
Parent-child relationships
can be so complicated
and a perfect breeding-ground for stress.
When there's no more law and order,
there's only chaos left.
Fly away, my evil little Akuma,
and take control of this policeman.
[flapping]
He expects me to break the law?
That's just criminal.
[whooshing]
[Hawk Moth] Rogercop,
I am Hawk Moth.
This city needs a true, ruthless,
righter of wrongs
and that is where you come in.
Yes, sir.
Ladybug and Cat Noir
must be destroyed if you want retribution.
You will seize their Miraculouses for me.
Do we have an agreement?
Don't even think of going
near my daughter's bag!
Do you know who I am?
Gentlemen, this is a school.
Think of the children.
I'm sure the bracelet is
around here somewhere.
It probably just rolled out of her bag.
I'd try and get as far away
as possible from that brat too.
[giggling]
Hey, Nino's been filming everything.
We can see what really happened.
[accelerated voice]
[Marinette] There you have it.
Sabrina was holding it.
Yes, but I gave it back straight after.
Chloe, take a look in your BFF's bag.
Are you saying I'm a thief?
No.
Chloe's the one calling people thieves.
I'm going by what's on the video.
[irritated groan]
[gasps]
[gasps]
Yes, I sketched it,
but I didn't do anything else.
[questioning sigh]
[she gasps]
What? What for?
Well, I suppose
I did but you can't arrest me.
Who are you any anyway?
You don't look like a policeman.
[whistle blows]
[she gasps]
[whirring]
[Mayor] Give me the tape.
I'll have it analysed.
-No, it's my camera.
-Do you know who I am?
[Plagg struggles] I'm the Mayor!
[Mayor] Where's the principle?
I want to see him now!
I won't bother you with the story,
it's a long, boring
Yes you will, and fast.
We have a big problem.
If by big you're referring to my hard abs,
thanks for noticing.
[whirring and stomping]
[Cat Noir] Now we have a bigger problem.
Hey! You can't just walk in here.
Well, I'm the authority here.
[he sighs]
[whistle blows]
[yelling] Wait.
I can't control my arms.
Why can't I transform?
The bracelet will get absorbed
with me and damage your powers.
[irritated groan]
[evil cackling]
Soon, Ladybug and Cat Noir
will show up to meet their doom.
See, Chloe? I tripped on the bag,
Sabrina held the bracelet
and Nathaniel sketched it.
We are all suspects.
What's that supposed to mean?
I didn't swipe it.
And neither did I
but Chloe could accuse
anyone and everyone.
Fine, since you're a suspect,
you'll let me search your bag.
Ok, but only if search everyone else's
too.
No-one's rummaging in my bag.
Marinette, let the adults handle this.
She called me a thief.
I'm just defending myself.
You're also accusing your friends
like Chloe's doing.
I'm Chloe's BFF.
I wouldn't steal from her.
What about Adrien?
He's in 4 seconds of that video.
And we haven't seen him since.
Not Adrien.
Why would he steal a bracelet?
If anyone's guilty, it's one of us.
Are you accusing us?
I want an attorney.
[Dad] Marinette, stop.
[Max] We should search the parents.
Dad?
That's your dad?
-Hello, may I help you?
I think he already left.
Yes I mean no.
I don't know.
[Mayor shouting] Mr. Principle,
find out who stole it ASAP!
[Mayor] Or your job is on the line.
My Daughter has been treated
with disrespect.
I was only defending myself.
My dad's right,
I accused everyone in the process.
I don't think any of us took it.
You'll find a way to make it right.
Yeah, well, right now,
I've gotta transform.
Tikki, spots on!
[struggling]
[groaning]
I thought it was camembert.
Anyone can make a mistake.
You're always thinking
with your stomach Wait.
A bit of pepper
[Plagg sniffs]
[he sneezes loudly]
Plagg, claws out!
I'm warning you,
if you don't find it by this evening,
I'll cut off all funding for the school.
Understood?
But how am I supposed to
[they gasp]
Didn't anyone ever teach you to knock?
[Gasping] Look who's talking.
[zapping]
[panting]
You can't accuse everyone
of every little wrong-doing!
[zapping]
[panting]
[zapping]
[caretaker whimpers]
[sigh of relief]
Mr. Rogercop, I need your help.
[bleeping]
[he gasps]
[she gasps] Hey, come back.
[thudding footsteps]
[she yells]
[she struggles]
[she squeals]
[zapping]
[bleeping]
You can add bodily harm
to the charges.
[zapping]
[panting]
[he groans]
Listen,
you're Sabrina's dad and a good cop.
Don't let the evil person
who gave you these powers
make an evil cop out of you.
Don't listen to her.
Take their Miraculouses!
Their powers belong to me!
[zapping]
[panting]
[she screams]
Mr. Rogercop!
I've got a serious problem,
worse than a bad hair day.
-OK
[Cat Noir] Chloe, no!
[thud]
[whooshing]
[ladybird pants]
I bet you missed me.
[they yell]
[she huffs]
I know that Marinette stole my bracelet.
She must be arrested.
[Chloe] Hello, are you listening to me?
Thanks for the lasso, Lassy.
Where are you going?
Who's going to drive this car?
Did I thank you for the lift?
[struggling]
[yelling]
Nice shoes.
I could use a pair like that.
[Ladybug screams]
Grab onto me.
[Ladybug screams]
No, Ladybug!
What have you done?
Snatch his Miraculous!
[Hawk Moth] His ring!
[whirring]
[Cat Noir yells]
[struggling] Nice day for a swim.
[he whimpers]
[sigh of relief]
Well, hey. I'm head over heels
to see you, milady.
[kissing]
[he groans]
You're welcome. You owe me one.
Sure but I'll take credit for that.
[whooshing]
[panting]
[Ladybug] There's no point
running after him.
He's way out of reach now.
Well, if it's the mayor he wants
He'll be heading for the city hall.
Do I sense a plan?
[whooshing]
[bleeping]
[sizzling]
Call all available police forces ASAP.
That's an order!
[shouting]
[fearful cries]
[sizzling]
Never!
[whirring]
[zapping]
These handcuffs won't change my mind.
[whistle]
Hey!
Don't you dare lay a finger
on my little girl.
[mocking laugh]
[grunting]
[struggling]
Let's go get 'em.
[he grunts]
[helicopters whir]
So now we're the nation's
most wanted felons?
We haven't done anything.
You can't accuse someone
without proof.
We should defend ourselves in court.
Not while Rogercop's
the Chief of Justice.
[sighing]
How many times have we saved Paris?
We're still saving Paris.
[Cat Noir pants]
Something about Paris
just makes you wanna dance.
So you won't be joining me?
[thumping]
[groaning]
[door creaks]
[tiptoeing]
[hushing]
[whispering loudly]
Go, Ladybug, go!
[she groans]
You've got justice and revenge
all mixed up, Rogercop.
Lucky charm!
Oven mitts?
What am I supposed to do with these?
[she whimpers]
Fabulous, so wretchedly fabulous!
[groaning]
OK, show's over.
Sorry, no encore tonight.
[policemen groan]
[Ladybug groans]
[panting]
[squealing]
[angrily] Hey, my hair!
Stop shooting like an idiot.
You're supposed to seize
their Miraculouses!
The Akuma must be in his whistle.
We've got to get to it.
How?
[they gasp]
[zapping]
[panting]
[zapping]
Whenever you're ready milady.
[tinkling]
[she sighs]
[tinkling]
I have an idea,
but I need something like a ring.
[panting]
[zapping]
[zapping]
Where am I gonna get a ring?
[tinkling]
Ladybug, over there.
That's Chloe's bracelet.
Exactly what I need.
Fend off Rogercop as long as you can.
Whenever you're ready.
Cataclysm!
[he groans]
[he chuckles]
Do more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.
Time to de-evilise!
Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
[she cheers]
[he gasps and laughs]
[gasping] What am I doing up here?
[together] Pount it!
As Rogercop would say,
[Robotically]
Justice has prevailed in Paris.
[bleeping]
I'd stick around
but you'd see me without my mask
and you wouldn't be able to resist me.
I doubt it,
but I'll take your word for it.
[she chuckles]
You may have eluded me this time,
Ladybug,
but one of these days,
I'll be ruling the world,
and you and Cat Noir
won't be a part of it!
[Roger] I think this belongs to you.
My bag mymy bracelet.
But how?
Roger you found the bracelet?
It was in Chloe's bag all along.
It must have fallen
into a side-pocket
when that girl tripped.
Roger, I apologize for being accusatory
and for firing you for no good reason.
I think Officer Roger
has proven his worth.
You'd be wrong not to keep him.
Of course, Ladybug,
you're absolutely right.
And it's actually Lieutenant Roger now.
Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
I'm proud to be on the force
and I vow to uphold my belief
that everyone is innocent
until proven guilty.
[earing bleeps]
Very good, a valuable lesson learnt,
right Chloe?
[she groans] Yes, daddy.
Lesson learnt.
-Ready, dad?
-As much as I'll ever be.
Happy career day, my darlings.
[Dad] My day begins
at 4 am every morning
because the bakery opens at 7.
but every day's different.
One day someone might order
an Eiffel Tower cake and the next
Hi, father, it's me.
It's parents' career day, remember?
I was hoping you'd show up.
Call me back.
-You OK?
-Yeah, whatever. Nothing new.
[he sighs sadly]
[Dad] Marinette will come round
to pass out some fresh croissants.
Thank you, Mr. Dupain.
Now, let's meet Alya's mom.
She's head-chef at Le Grand Paris hotel
owned by Mayor Bourgeois.
[she sighs]
It's beautiful.
Look, don't touch.
[Mayor] Put it away, Chloe.
It could get in the wrong hands.
How many croissants would your dad
have to sell to buy one of these?
What am I saying?
He'd have to sell the whole store.
If you're so rich,
you don't need free croissants.
[she groans] Jealous.
Is that camembert?
[he gasps]
That's not camembert,
but it is very shiny.
I like shiny.
I have no dishes to share
but maybe Mr. Bourgeois will invite you all
to the hotel for lunch.
[policeman chuckles]
[Plagg giggles]
[Plagg giggles]
[she squeals]
[giggling]
Do you ever not trip up?
[Marinette groans]
[Plagg struggles]
Next is Sabrina's father, a policeman,
Officer Roger.
I've been a police officer for 15 years,
and I believe that everyone
is innocent until proven guilty.
My bracelet, it's gone!
I had it a second ago.
You, you stole it!
What are you talking about?
You tripped on my bag
so you could steal it.
You're a policeman, arrest her.
[angrily] My daughter is not a thief.
Hold on, Miss Bourgeois.
We don't accuse without proof.
Everyone calm down.
Maybe you simply misplaced it.
You're calling me a liar?
Daddy!
Roger, I demand you search this girl.
[Chloe chuckles]
[teacher] Please, everybody.
Need I remind you
that as mayor, I am your superior?
But it's against the law.
I can't just go
OK, then you're fired.
Mayor, you can't be serious.
Over a missing bracelet?
This is my daughter's bracelet.
You're incompetent, and you're fired.
Get out!
[he sighs sadly]
[Chloe] Let's call Ladybug.
She'll actually do something.
[she sighs]
Parent-child relationships
can be so complicated
and a perfect breeding-ground for stress.
When there's no more law and order,
there's only chaos left.
Fly away, my evil little Akuma,
and take control of this policeman.
[flapping]
He expects me to break the law?
That's just criminal.
[whooshing]
[Hawk Moth] Rogercop,
I am Hawk Moth.
This city needs a true, ruthless,
righter of wrongs
and that is where you come in.
Yes, sir.
Ladybug and Cat Noir
must be destroyed if you want retribution.
You will seize their Miraculouses for me.
Do we have an agreement?
Don't even think of going
near my daughter's bag!
Do you know who I am?
Gentlemen, this is a school.
Think of the children.
I'm sure the bracelet is
around here somewhere.
It probably just rolled out of her bag.
I'd try and get as far away
as possible from that brat too.
[giggling]
Hey, Nino's been filming everything.
We can see what really happened.
[accelerated voice]
[Marinette] There you have it.
Sabrina was holding it.
Yes, but I gave it back straight after.
Chloe, take a look in your BFF's bag.
Are you saying I'm a thief?
No.
Chloe's the one calling people thieves.
I'm going by what's on the video.
[irritated groan]
[gasps]
[gasps]
Yes, I sketched it,
but I didn't do anything else.
[questioning sigh]
[she gasps]
What? What for?
Well, I suppose
I did but you can't arrest me.
Who are you any anyway?
You don't look like a policeman.
[whistle blows]
[she gasps]
[whirring]
[Mayor] Give me the tape.
I'll have it analysed.
-No, it's my camera.
-Do you know who I am?
[Plagg struggles] I'm the Mayor!
[Mayor] Where's the principle?
I want to see him now!
I won't bother you with the story,
it's a long, boring
Yes you will, and fast.
We have a big problem.
If by big you're referring to my hard abs,
thanks for noticing.
[whirring and stomping]
[Cat Noir] Now we have a bigger problem.
Hey! You can't just walk in here.
Well, I'm the authority here.
[he sighs]
[whistle blows]
[yelling] Wait.
I can't control my arms.
Why can't I transform?
The bracelet will get absorbed
with me and damage your powers.
[irritated groan]
[evil cackling]
Soon, Ladybug and Cat Noir
will show up to meet their doom.
See, Chloe? I tripped on the bag,
Sabrina held the bracelet
and Nathaniel sketched it.
We are all suspects.
What's that supposed to mean?
I didn't swipe it.
And neither did I
but Chloe could accuse
anyone and everyone.
Fine, since you're a suspect,
you'll let me search your bag.
Ok, but only if search everyone else's
too.
No-one's rummaging in my bag.
Marinette, let the adults handle this.
She called me a thief.
I'm just defending myself.
You're also accusing your friends
like Chloe's doing.
I'm Chloe's BFF.
I wouldn't steal from her.
What about Adrien?
He's in 4 seconds of that video.
And we haven't seen him since.
Not Adrien.
Why would he steal a bracelet?
If anyone's guilty, it's one of us.
Are you accusing us?
I want an attorney.
[Dad] Marinette, stop.
[Max] We should search the parents.
Dad?
That's your dad?
-Hello, may I help you?
I think he already left.
Yes I mean no.
I don't know.
[Mayor shouting] Mr. Principle,
find out who stole it ASAP!
[Mayor] Or your job is on the line.
My Daughter has been treated
with disrespect.
I was only defending myself.
My dad's right,
I accused everyone in the process.
I don't think any of us took it.
You'll find a way to make it right.
Yeah, well, right now,
I've gotta transform.
Tikki, spots on!
[struggling]
[groaning]
I thought it was camembert.
Anyone can make a mistake.
You're always thinking
with your stomach Wait.
A bit of pepper
[Plagg sniffs]
[he sneezes loudly]
Plagg, claws out!
I'm warning you,
if you don't find it by this evening,
I'll cut off all funding for the school.
Understood?
But how am I supposed to
[they gasp]
Didn't anyone ever teach you to knock?
[Gasping] Look who's talking.
[zapping]
[panting]
You can't accuse everyone
of every little wrong-doing!
[zapping]
[panting]
[zapping]
[caretaker whimpers]
[sigh of relief]
Mr. Rogercop, I need your help.
[bleeping]
[he gasps]
[she gasps] Hey, come back.
[thudding footsteps]
[she yells]
[she struggles]
[she squeals]
[zapping]
[bleeping]
You can add bodily harm
to the charges.
[zapping]
[panting]
[he groans]
Listen,
you're Sabrina's dad and a good cop.
Don't let the evil person
who gave you these powers
make an evil cop out of you.
Don't listen to her.
Take their Miraculouses!
Their powers belong to me!
[zapping]
[panting]
[she screams]
Mr. Rogercop!
I've got a serious problem,
worse than a bad hair day.
-OK
[Cat Noir] Chloe, no!
[thud]
[whooshing]
[ladybird pants]
I bet you missed me.
[they yell]
[she huffs]
I know that Marinette stole my bracelet.
She must be arrested.
[Chloe] Hello, are you listening to me?
Thanks for the lasso, Lassy.
Where are you going?
Who's going to drive this car?
Did I thank you for the lift?
[struggling]
[yelling]
Nice shoes.
I could use a pair like that.
[Ladybug screams]
Grab onto me.
[Ladybug screams]
No, Ladybug!
What have you done?
Snatch his Miraculous!
[Hawk Moth] His ring!
[whirring]
[Cat Noir yells]
[struggling] Nice day for a swim.
[he whimpers]
[sigh of relief]
Well, hey. I'm head over heels
to see you, milady.
[kissing]
[he groans]
You're welcome. You owe me one.
Sure but I'll take credit for that.
[whooshing]
[panting]
[Ladybug] There's no point
running after him.
He's way out of reach now.
Well, if it's the mayor he wants
He'll be heading for the city hall.
Do I sense a plan?
[whooshing]
[bleeping]
[sizzling]
Call all available police forces ASAP.
That's an order!
[shouting]
[fearful cries]
[sizzling]
Never!
[whirring]
[zapping]
These handcuffs won't change my mind.
[whistle]
Hey!
Don't you dare lay a finger
on my little girl.
[mocking laugh]
[grunting]
[struggling]
Let's go get 'em.
[he grunts]
[helicopters whir]
So now we're the nation's
most wanted felons?
We haven't done anything.
You can't accuse someone
without proof.
We should defend ourselves in court.
Not while Rogercop's
the Chief of Justice.
[sighing]
How many times have we saved Paris?
We're still saving Paris.
[Cat Noir pants]
Something about Paris
just makes you wanna dance.
So you won't be joining me?
[thumping]
[groaning]
[door creaks]
[tiptoeing]
[hushing]
[whispering loudly]
Go, Ladybug, go!
[she groans]
You've got justice and revenge
all mixed up, Rogercop.
Lucky charm!
Oven mitts?
What am I supposed to do with these?
[she whimpers]
Fabulous, so wretchedly fabulous!
[groaning]
OK, show's over.
Sorry, no encore tonight.
[policemen groan]
[Ladybug groans]
[panting]
[squealing]
[angrily] Hey, my hair!
Stop shooting like an idiot.
You're supposed to seize
their Miraculouses!
The Akuma must be in his whistle.
We've got to get to it.
How?
[they gasp]
[zapping]
[panting]
[zapping]
Whenever you're ready milady.
[tinkling]
[she sighs]
[tinkling]
I have an idea,
but I need something like a ring.
[panting]
[zapping]
[zapping]
Where am I gonna get a ring?
[tinkling]
Ladybug, over there.
That's Chloe's bracelet.
Exactly what I need.
Fend off Rogercop as long as you can.
Whenever you're ready.
Cataclysm!
[he groans]
[he chuckles]
Do more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.
Time to de-evilise!
Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
[she cheers]
[he gasps and laughs]
[gasping] What am I doing up here?
[together] Pount it!
As Rogercop would say,
[Robotically]
Justice has prevailed in Paris.
[bleeping]
I'd stick around
but you'd see me without my mask
and you wouldn't be able to resist me.
I doubt it,
but I'll take your word for it.
[she chuckles]
You may have eluded me this time,
Ladybug,
but one of these days,
I'll be ruling the world,
and you and Cat Noir
won't be a part of it!
[Roger] I think this belongs to you.
My bag mymy bracelet.
But how?
Roger you found the bracelet?
It was in Chloe's bag all along.
It must have fallen
into a side-pocket
when that girl tripped.
Roger, I apologize for being accusatory
and for firing you for no good reason.
I think Officer Roger
has proven his worth.
You'd be wrong not to keep him.
Of course, Ladybug,
you're absolutely right.
And it's actually Lieutenant Roger now.
Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
I'm proud to be on the force
and I vow to uphold my belief
that everyone is innocent
until proven guilty.
[earing bleeps]
Very good, a valuable lesson learnt,
right Chloe?
[she groans] Yes, daddy.
Lesson learnt.