Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir (2015) s01e10 Episode Script
Dark Cupid
1
the prince breaks the spell
by kissing the princess.
Who can tell us why?
Because only love can conquer hate.
[Mrs. Bustier] Correct.
Technically,
[Max continues]
this is only true in 87% of cases.
Thank you, Max.
Adrien, I hope that's about my lesson.
What did I just say?
The prince breaks the spell by
kissing the princess
because love conquers hate.
Very good.
[bell rings]
.
Happy Valentine's day.
I'll meet you outside.
OK.
[Adrien sighs]
[he groans]
[he sighs]
[she chuckles]
Hi, Adrien. Sign here, please.
You know I hate signing autographs.
That's not what this is.
It's a petition
against cruelty to hamsters.
Have you seen the sweaters
they're forced to wear?
[he sighs]
[they gasp]
[Chloe giggles]
Well, well, Marinette,
looking for something to eat?
Maybe she's looking
for better clothes.
[they giggle]
[she growls]
Ignore them.
They're not worth it.
You're right.
"Your hair is dark as night,
Your pretty bluebell eyes.
I wonder who you are
Beneath that strong disguise.
Every day we see each other,
I hope that you'll be mine.
Together our love could be so true,
Please be my Valentine."
Wow, now that's a love poem.
Who could it be to?
"Hair dark as night",
"Bluebell eyes"?
Well you.
[giggling]
No way.
There are plenty of girls at school
with dark hair and blue eyes.
Yes, but bluebell eyes?
What does he mean by "strong disguise"?
[Tikki sighs]
This is poetry.
He means who you are deep down.
He wants to get to know you.
He's talking about you.
[she squeals with delight]
Pinch me.
[shrieking]
Not literally!
[Tikki giggles]
Operation Valentine's Day
is commencing.
According to my research
of shopping sites,
this jewel was ranked
highest in popularity.
Perfect. I'll hit a homerun
with this one.
Love is like baseball, right?
You need a strategy.
And if you aim right,
it's a homerun.
-Great metaphor, Kim.
-Meta who?
Wow, sparkly. Is that for me?
No, Alya,
it's for someone else, it's
Shh! Keep quiet.
Scoop! Kim's got a crush.
Who's the lucky lady?
It's gorgeous, Kim. She'll be ecstatic.
She's still gotta accept it.
-What if she says no?
-She won't.
No way, don't hold back.
Go for it. No regrets!
Operation Valentine's Day
is underway.
Her route is in yellow, yours is in red.
If you run at 10mph,
you'll have a 4-minute lead on her.
Wait here. It's the 3rd
most romantic spot in Paris.
-Go, go!
-Thanks, guys.
I know someone who's good
at giving advice,
but who can't take any.
Let's go.
You're right. It's time I told him.
Say what?
I'm gonna tell him my true feelings.
Well, I'll write them,
on a card.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OPERATION VALENTINE'S DAY!
[they giggle]
[admiring sighs]
Wow, he's so cute.
Keep dreaming, girls,
but the boy is mine.
[gasping]
"To Chloe, the most awesome girl
in the world,
and the love of my life"
signed Adrien.
[sobbing]
[Chloe] She's not crying enough.
[Marinette]
"Dear Adrien"
I'm no good at this
love-letter writing thing.
I sound like a dorkasaurus.
[she whines]
Only when you say
words like "dorkasaurus".
Relax, Marinette, I'm teasing.
Think of Adrien
and speak from the heart.
[she gasps]
Adrien's letter.
Why didn't I think of that before?
I'll answer his poem.
[Alya] Marinette?
Check it out!
It's perfect.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
[questioning sigh]
[Ayla gasps excitedly]
Don't forget to sign it.
[Alya] It's a good omen.
Ladybugs are good luck,
especially in the love department.
Really?
Yeah, you of all people
should know about ladybugs.
Wh-Why do you say that?
"The ladybug is a symbol of love,
guiding hearts on the paths of devotion."
It's on my blog. Didn't you read it?
Yes, of course.
[sigh of relief]
[Plagg]
So, she's got eyes, arms, legs
Big deal.
How can you be in love with Ladybug?
You don't even know who she is.
You know nothing about love.
Sure I do. I love cheddar, Swiss
and I love camembert.
[he sighs]
The poor boy's frustrated
because he can't finish the poem
for his masked sweetheart.
I don't need a poem.
I can tell her to her face.
I love you.
[disgusted]
That's gross.
You're making me lose my appetite.
[munching]
Almost.
[Chloe] That's right,
in a 24-carat frame.
Deliver it to Le Grand Paris Hotel
and bill it to daddy.
I mean Mr. Bourgeois.
What are you doing here?
[nervously]
I-I
You you
[he coughs]
Will you be my Valentine?
[bell rings]
[he sighs]
Don't move.
[she laughs]
Wait till people see this.
No offence, Kim, my heart's saved
for someone more awesome.
Don't you just hate
how harsh love can be?
[she laughs]
[he sighs]
[he sobs]
Valentine's Day,
the day of love and the day of fools.
So many delusions,
so much disappointment.
My evil Akumas,
you are going to have
such a field-day.
Fly away, my little Akuma,
and evilise him.
Dark Cupid, I am Hawk Moth.
I can give you the power
to shoot your arrows,
pierce love and impale friendships.
But, there's something
you must do for me in return.
No love affair
or friendship will escape my fury.
No-one will love again!
[arrow whistles]
[she shrieks]
Stupid flowers.
Get off me!
[he cackles]
[cackling]
Perfect.
Soon, Ladybug and Cat Noir
will show up to meet their doom.
[evil laugh]
[giggling]
Candy-apples, girls?
Thanks, dad.
Come on, do it
before you chicken out.
[they cheer]
I did it.
[vibrating]
Chloe?
Since when did she start texting us?
[questioning sigh]
[they gasp]
[Alya] What a witch!
And I was the one
who told Kim to do it.
I didn't know he was talking about her.
I hope Adrien doesn't do that to you.
[she gasps]
I mean
What have I done?
Girl, calm down.
I was joking kind of.
Adrien would never do that.
What is that?
All hearts must be destroyed!
[gasping]
Ayla?
Hey, seriously?
You're not my BFF. You're a joke!
Adrien will laugh his head off
at your lame attempt at poetry.
[Ayla cackles]
Alya?
What did he do to her?
I've seen that jewel before.
It's Kim's pin.
He's been akumatised.
[struggling]
This is not good.
We've gotta find him fast.
Tikki, spots on!
[Chloe groans]
I never said 18-carat gold.
The tones will never match
my 24-carat toilet.
[Chloe] Idiots!
[he huffs]
[bow stretches]
[gasping]
-Ladybug!
-Stop, Kim.
I'm not Kim,
I'm Dark Cupid. I'll never stop.
If I can't have love then no-one can.
OK, I get it. Chloe burned you.
You don't have to take it out
on all of Paris.
Yes I do.
I won't stop till all hearts are crushed.
Say adios to your loved ones,
now you'll hate them.
[she screams]
If you want to continue
destroying love,
bring me Ladybug's Miraculous.
or I'll remove your powers.
[Cat Noir] Fallen for me already?
-I need to talk to you.
-It's gotta wait
[he hushes her]
I swore I'd tell you
as soon as I saw you.
Ladybug, I-I Look out!
[arrow whistles]
[she gasps]
Cat Noir?
Ladybug, I
I loathe you!
Cat Noir, snap out of it.
You're nothing to me, Ladybug,
I hate you.
[he shrieks]
Ladybug, it's about time.
Where have you been?
Offer to help him
in return for Ladybug's Miraculous.
I can help you crush Ladybug
but you must give me her Miraculous.
No problem.
[he cackles]
Yes yes.
Once I have Ladybug's Miraculous,
taking Cat Noir's will be
child's play!
You have to leave.
Kim's turned into Dark Cupid.
He can't find you here.
Me? But how could he have
a vendetta against me?
[whispering]
Who doesn't?
It's because of this.
Everyone would love to have it.
That's Adrien,
a super-hot guy in my class,
and rich too.
He's hot for me, of course.
Not according to the poem.
[Sabrina shrieks]
It's alive!
[screaming]
[Chloe screams]
[Marinette] Chloe, run!
Well, well, Ladybug.
I don't want to fight you.
That friendliness is so revolting.
You're not my friend.
[he yells]
Why are you so full of hate?
Because hate conquers all.
I hate to burst your bubble,
but hate doesn't conquer all,
love does.
[she gasps]
You're just buying time.
Fight!
I'll do better than that.
[he gasps]
Come on, kitty-kitty, just a peck.
Almost.
[he yells]
Get back, you savage.
Here, kitty-kitty, come here.
[he cackles]
You can't outrun me.
[she screams]
Help.
[they scream]
Happy Valentine's Day, Chloe.
Now you'll get what you deserve.
[Chloe] My hair!
There's nothing worse
than a bad-hair day.
First, Ladybug wrinkles my jacket,
second, you totally ruined my hair.
Go ahead and change me.
This day can't get any worse.
I don't need to waste
my arrow on you.
Your heart is so dark and shrivelled
there's no room for love.
[he laughs]
How dare you?
Why are you just standing there?
Help me up!
You think I'd help someone
as stuck up as you?
Wait till people see this.
[she cackles]
[she groans]
No, no!
I'm not looking forward to it either.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
[kissing]
[he whimpers]
[explosions]
How you gonna fight
both of us now, bug-eyes?
Cataclysm!
I often wonder what
my cataclysm will do to someone.
Lucky charm!
A candy-apple?
What am I supposed to do with this?
Think, Ladybug.
Hey.
I've a Valentine's gift for you.
[they roar]
Looks like you're in a sticky situation.
[he groans]
Ladybug!
And now for the pussycat.
Cat Noir, her Miraculous.
With pleasure.
Finally, I'll find out who you are.
Your secret will be out of the bag.
[romantic music]
[he gasps]
Wh-What am I doing here?
No time, the quiver pin, Cat Noir, now!
[he yells]
[Ladybug] Grab the pin!
-No !
-Sorry, need that.
Happy Valentine's Day.
You shouldn't have Woops.
No more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.
Time to de-evilise.
Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
What the heck am I doing?
What the heck are you doing?
[Sabrina] I-I have no idea.
[they sob]
POUND IT!
[bleeping]
Woops.
Wait, I gotta tell you something.
Look, the kiss
I had to break the spell.
What? A kiss? What kiss?
I just wanted to say
Your ring's flashing.
Yours too.
[she giggles]
We're about to turn into pumpkins.
And I'd rather not see that.
[he roars]
Blasted Ladybug!
Blasted Valentine's Day!
Hey, there's your chance
to get your card back.
-That was before.
-Before what?
I realised that even with
all this hate, love still wins.
If I wanna win-over Adrien,
he needs to know the truth.
This is a big day.
[Plagg laughs]
Can you believe all the horrible,
thoughtless things you said?
You think it's funny?
[Plagg] What's the big deal?
You've got so many cards
from all these lady-fans,
just take your pick.
[mysterious music]
Someone answered my poem?
But I threw it away.
"Your hair shines like the sun,
Your eyes are gorgeous green,
I look at you and wonder,
Your innermost thoughts and dreams.
Your Valentine, I will be,
Our love will be so true,
Together for eternity,
My heart belongs to you."
Anyone who writes
as sickeningly sweet as you
must be your soulmate.
It isn't signed.
Could it have come from Ladybug?
Oh, please.
What? You don't remember?
Did you sign it or not?
I don't know.
The ladybug came while I was writing.
Then you were yapping about your blog.
It's all a blur.
[she giggles]
I don't believe you.
The girl didn't even sign it!
I love you,
but sometimes, you seriously bug.
You know that, right?
[they giggle]
the prince breaks the spell
by kissing the princess.
Who can tell us why?
Because only love can conquer hate.
[Mrs. Bustier] Correct.
Technically,
[Max continues]
this is only true in 87% of cases.
Thank you, Max.
Adrien, I hope that's about my lesson.
What did I just say?
The prince breaks the spell by
kissing the princess
because love conquers hate.
Very good.
[bell rings]
.
Happy Valentine's day.
I'll meet you outside.
OK.
[Adrien sighs]
[he groans]
[he sighs]
[she chuckles]
Hi, Adrien. Sign here, please.
You know I hate signing autographs.
That's not what this is.
It's a petition
against cruelty to hamsters.
Have you seen the sweaters
they're forced to wear?
[he sighs]
[they gasp]
[Chloe giggles]
Well, well, Marinette,
looking for something to eat?
Maybe she's looking
for better clothes.
[they giggle]
[she growls]
Ignore them.
They're not worth it.
You're right.
"Your hair is dark as night,
Your pretty bluebell eyes.
I wonder who you are
Beneath that strong disguise.
Every day we see each other,
I hope that you'll be mine.
Together our love could be so true,
Please be my Valentine."
Wow, now that's a love poem.
Who could it be to?
"Hair dark as night",
"Bluebell eyes"?
Well you.
[giggling]
No way.
There are plenty of girls at school
with dark hair and blue eyes.
Yes, but bluebell eyes?
What does he mean by "strong disguise"?
[Tikki sighs]
This is poetry.
He means who you are deep down.
He wants to get to know you.
He's talking about you.
[she squeals with delight]
Pinch me.
[shrieking]
Not literally!
[Tikki giggles]
Operation Valentine's Day
is commencing.
According to my research
of shopping sites,
this jewel was ranked
highest in popularity.
Perfect. I'll hit a homerun
with this one.
Love is like baseball, right?
You need a strategy.
And if you aim right,
it's a homerun.
-Great metaphor, Kim.
-Meta who?
Wow, sparkly. Is that for me?
No, Alya,
it's for someone else, it's
Shh! Keep quiet.
Scoop! Kim's got a crush.
Who's the lucky lady?
It's gorgeous, Kim. She'll be ecstatic.
She's still gotta accept it.
-What if she says no?
-She won't.
No way, don't hold back.
Go for it. No regrets!
Operation Valentine's Day
is underway.
Her route is in yellow, yours is in red.
If you run at 10mph,
you'll have a 4-minute lead on her.
Wait here. It's the 3rd
most romantic spot in Paris.
-Go, go!
-Thanks, guys.
I know someone who's good
at giving advice,
but who can't take any.
Let's go.
You're right. It's time I told him.
Say what?
I'm gonna tell him my true feelings.
Well, I'll write them,
on a card.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OPERATION VALENTINE'S DAY!
[they giggle]
[admiring sighs]
Wow, he's so cute.
Keep dreaming, girls,
but the boy is mine.
[gasping]
"To Chloe, the most awesome girl
in the world,
and the love of my life"
signed Adrien.
[sobbing]
[Chloe] She's not crying enough.
[Marinette]
"Dear Adrien"
I'm no good at this
love-letter writing thing.
I sound like a dorkasaurus.
[she whines]
Only when you say
words like "dorkasaurus".
Relax, Marinette, I'm teasing.
Think of Adrien
and speak from the heart.
[she gasps]
Adrien's letter.
Why didn't I think of that before?
I'll answer his poem.
[Alya] Marinette?
Check it out!
It's perfect.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
[questioning sigh]
[Ayla gasps excitedly]
Don't forget to sign it.
[Alya] It's a good omen.
Ladybugs are good luck,
especially in the love department.
Really?
Yeah, you of all people
should know about ladybugs.
Wh-Why do you say that?
"The ladybug is a symbol of love,
guiding hearts on the paths of devotion."
It's on my blog. Didn't you read it?
Yes, of course.
[sigh of relief]
[Plagg]
So, she's got eyes, arms, legs
Big deal.
How can you be in love with Ladybug?
You don't even know who she is.
You know nothing about love.
Sure I do. I love cheddar, Swiss
and I love camembert.
[he sighs]
The poor boy's frustrated
because he can't finish the poem
for his masked sweetheart.
I don't need a poem.
I can tell her to her face.
I love you.
[disgusted]
That's gross.
You're making me lose my appetite.
[munching]
Almost.
[Chloe] That's right,
in a 24-carat frame.
Deliver it to Le Grand Paris Hotel
and bill it to daddy.
I mean Mr. Bourgeois.
What are you doing here?
[nervously]
I-I
You you
[he coughs]
Will you be my Valentine?
[bell rings]
[he sighs]
Don't move.
[she laughs]
Wait till people see this.
No offence, Kim, my heart's saved
for someone more awesome.
Don't you just hate
how harsh love can be?
[she laughs]
[he sighs]
[he sobs]
Valentine's Day,
the day of love and the day of fools.
So many delusions,
so much disappointment.
My evil Akumas,
you are going to have
such a field-day.
Fly away, my little Akuma,
and evilise him.
Dark Cupid, I am Hawk Moth.
I can give you the power
to shoot your arrows,
pierce love and impale friendships.
But, there's something
you must do for me in return.
No love affair
or friendship will escape my fury.
No-one will love again!
[arrow whistles]
[she shrieks]
Stupid flowers.
Get off me!
[he cackles]
[cackling]
Perfect.
Soon, Ladybug and Cat Noir
will show up to meet their doom.
[evil laugh]
[giggling]
Candy-apples, girls?
Thanks, dad.
Come on, do it
before you chicken out.
[they cheer]
I did it.
[vibrating]
Chloe?
Since when did she start texting us?
[questioning sigh]
[they gasp]
[Alya] What a witch!
And I was the one
who told Kim to do it.
I didn't know he was talking about her.
I hope Adrien doesn't do that to you.
[she gasps]
I mean
What have I done?
Girl, calm down.
I was joking kind of.
Adrien would never do that.
What is that?
All hearts must be destroyed!
[gasping]
Ayla?
Hey, seriously?
You're not my BFF. You're a joke!
Adrien will laugh his head off
at your lame attempt at poetry.
[Ayla cackles]
Alya?
What did he do to her?
I've seen that jewel before.
It's Kim's pin.
He's been akumatised.
[struggling]
This is not good.
We've gotta find him fast.
Tikki, spots on!
[Chloe groans]
I never said 18-carat gold.
The tones will never match
my 24-carat toilet.
[Chloe] Idiots!
[he huffs]
[bow stretches]
[gasping]
-Ladybug!
-Stop, Kim.
I'm not Kim,
I'm Dark Cupid. I'll never stop.
If I can't have love then no-one can.
OK, I get it. Chloe burned you.
You don't have to take it out
on all of Paris.
Yes I do.
I won't stop till all hearts are crushed.
Say adios to your loved ones,
now you'll hate them.
[she screams]
If you want to continue
destroying love,
bring me Ladybug's Miraculous.
or I'll remove your powers.
[Cat Noir] Fallen for me already?
-I need to talk to you.
-It's gotta wait
[he hushes her]
I swore I'd tell you
as soon as I saw you.
Ladybug, I-I Look out!
[arrow whistles]
[she gasps]
Cat Noir?
Ladybug, I
I loathe you!
Cat Noir, snap out of it.
You're nothing to me, Ladybug,
I hate you.
[he shrieks]
Ladybug, it's about time.
Where have you been?
Offer to help him
in return for Ladybug's Miraculous.
I can help you crush Ladybug
but you must give me her Miraculous.
No problem.
[he cackles]
Yes yes.
Once I have Ladybug's Miraculous,
taking Cat Noir's will be
child's play!
You have to leave.
Kim's turned into Dark Cupid.
He can't find you here.
Me? But how could he have
a vendetta against me?
[whispering]
Who doesn't?
It's because of this.
Everyone would love to have it.
That's Adrien,
a super-hot guy in my class,
and rich too.
He's hot for me, of course.
Not according to the poem.
[Sabrina shrieks]
It's alive!
[screaming]
[Chloe screams]
[Marinette] Chloe, run!
Well, well, Ladybug.
I don't want to fight you.
That friendliness is so revolting.
You're not my friend.
[he yells]
Why are you so full of hate?
Because hate conquers all.
I hate to burst your bubble,
but hate doesn't conquer all,
love does.
[she gasps]
You're just buying time.
Fight!
I'll do better than that.
[he gasps]
Come on, kitty-kitty, just a peck.
Almost.
[he yells]
Get back, you savage.
Here, kitty-kitty, come here.
[he cackles]
You can't outrun me.
[she screams]
Help.
[they scream]
Happy Valentine's Day, Chloe.
Now you'll get what you deserve.
[Chloe] My hair!
There's nothing worse
than a bad-hair day.
First, Ladybug wrinkles my jacket,
second, you totally ruined my hair.
Go ahead and change me.
This day can't get any worse.
I don't need to waste
my arrow on you.
Your heart is so dark and shrivelled
there's no room for love.
[he laughs]
How dare you?
Why are you just standing there?
Help me up!
You think I'd help someone
as stuck up as you?
Wait till people see this.
[she cackles]
[she groans]
No, no!
I'm not looking forward to it either.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
[kissing]
[he whimpers]
[explosions]
How you gonna fight
both of us now, bug-eyes?
Cataclysm!
I often wonder what
my cataclysm will do to someone.
Lucky charm!
A candy-apple?
What am I supposed to do with this?
Think, Ladybug.
Hey.
I've a Valentine's gift for you.
[they roar]
Looks like you're in a sticky situation.
[he groans]
Ladybug!
And now for the pussycat.
Cat Noir, her Miraculous.
With pleasure.
Finally, I'll find out who you are.
Your secret will be out of the bag.
[romantic music]
[he gasps]
Wh-What am I doing here?
No time, the quiver pin, Cat Noir, now!
[he yells]
[Ladybug] Grab the pin!
-No !
-Sorry, need that.
Happy Valentine's Day.
You shouldn't have Woops.
No more evil-doing for you,
little Akuma.
Time to de-evilise.
Gotcha!
Bye-bye, little butterfly.
Miraculous Ladybug!
What the heck am I doing?
What the heck are you doing?
[Sabrina] I-I have no idea.
[they sob]
POUND IT!
[bleeping]
Woops.
Wait, I gotta tell you something.
Look, the kiss
I had to break the spell.
What? A kiss? What kiss?
I just wanted to say
Your ring's flashing.
Yours too.
[she giggles]
We're about to turn into pumpkins.
And I'd rather not see that.
[he roars]
Blasted Ladybug!
Blasted Valentine's Day!
Hey, there's your chance
to get your card back.
-That was before.
-Before what?
I realised that even with
all this hate, love still wins.
If I wanna win-over Adrien,
he needs to know the truth.
This is a big day.
[Plagg laughs]
Can you believe all the horrible,
thoughtless things you said?
You think it's funny?
[Plagg] What's the big deal?
You've got so many cards
from all these lady-fans,
just take your pick.
[mysterious music]
Someone answered my poem?
But I threw it away.
"Your hair shines like the sun,
Your eyes are gorgeous green,
I look at you and wonder,
Your innermost thoughts and dreams.
Your Valentine, I will be,
Our love will be so true,
Together for eternity,
My heart belongs to you."
Anyone who writes
as sickeningly sweet as you
must be your soulmate.
It isn't signed.
Could it have come from Ladybug?
Oh, please.
What? You don't remember?
Did you sign it or not?
I don't know.
The ladybug came while I was writing.
Then you were yapping about your blog.
It's all a blur.
[she giggles]
I don't believe you.
The girl didn't even sign it!
I love you,
but sometimes, you seriously bug.
You know that, right?
[they giggle]