Phineas and Ferb s02e23 Episode Script

Is it here yet? Sorry, boys.
Not today.
Aw, rats.
Oh! Wait, boys.
I almost forgot.
Your mom's Penny Shopper.
Hey! When are you two gonna move that stupid box out of the doorway? Box? When did that come? The delivery guy brought it while you two were camping out in the mailbox.
Oh, man.
I can't believe it's here! Finally, the world-famous X-ray vision glasses.
This is gonna be great! Whoa! We got totally ripped-off! Ferb, let me see that comic again.
Oh, for crying out loud! "Amazing illusion"? "Fool your friends"? "Does not actually provide X-ray vision".
Oh, man, this is a rip-off! It's just like the body building course we got last summer.
And I was so looking forward to looking through things.
Ferb, that's it! I know what we're gonna today! Oh, my gosh! Are you the cutest thing ever? Aw, you're so adorable! I could just eat you up.
Not literally, but you know what I mean.
Hey, where's Perry? Agent P, Doofenshmirtz is up to his usual shenanigans, but, we have a more serious problem.
There's a rouge agent on the loose, and he's in your area.
Carl is working with our field agents, to create a composite sketch.
Finished, sir! Carl? You said you could draw! I'm sorry, Agent P.
In the meanwhile, he may try to find one of your secret passages and infiltrate your lair where he could hack into our mainframe.
So, be on the lookout for any suspicious characters.
Perry! Look, Ferb.
There's Perry.
Maybe that's where he disappears to all the time.
Well, if he got himself up there, he can get himself down.
Anyway, we've got the frames and the polycarbonate lens solution.
Now what we need is something that really improves eyesight.
Hey, I know! Oh, Ferb, you're way ahead of me.
Agent P, we've hired a professional artist and got much better results.
We've identified the rogue agent as Dennis.
He's a mercenary for hire and a master of disguise.
You need to stop him at all costs.
First, I'm going to name you Mr.
Cutie-Patootie.
Then we'll give you a complete makeover, and teach you some cool tricks.
You stay put while I find you a new stylish outfit.
Let's see what we got here.
What am I doing with a scepter? Huh.
Next! Leopard headbands are so last year.
Ooh, here's some of my doll clothes! Uh, let's skip the tiara.
What is this? Leg warmers? Who wears leg warmers? I definitely don't.
Mr.
Cutie-Patootie? I finally found– Get away from him! I don't want your blandness to rub off.
Aw, poor Mr.
Cutie-Patootie.
Don't mind him.
Once I'm done making you over, you're going to be new alpha pet.
I know! Matching shoes! I found it! These shoes should complete the outfit.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus! How unexpected for you to burst in on my nefarious" Nefari–? No, it's– It's too much, even for me.
Perry the Platypus is due any second.
Hey, it's getting a little late.
Where is he? Oh, who needs him? He never even does anything until after I tell him my plans.
He just stands there like a potted plant.
It's– In fact– Ah, Planty the Potted Plant.
How unexpected! I'd invite you to foil my latest scheme, but I can see you're all tied up.
You see, I don't even need Perry the Platypus.
Mom's just got back from the grocery store, so we ought to have plenty of carrots for our X-ray glasses.
Thank you very much! Oh, actually, Candace, we need those.
Oh, really? For your stupid X-ray glasses? Hey! They're not stu– Do you know what this is? Uh Is it not a rabbit? This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.
So, why is he wearing a tutu? He likes it! Don't worry, Mr.
Cutie-Patootie.
They're just jealous.
Come on.
Maybe Isabella has some carrots.
Okay.
Let's start with simple tricks.
Sit.
Roll over! Do the Worm! Now the Robot.
Great! Wow, you must really like carrots.
What the–? Oh! A bunny rabbit.
Candace must have gotten a new pet.
Well, Planty the Potted Plant, since you're just hanging around Let me demonstrate the brilliant evil-losity of my latest inven– Ugh.
You see? See, that's what I'm talking about.
Ever since those condos next door started allowing pets, it's been driving me bonkers! All day and all night with the barking, barking, barking! Oh, that is why I created my latest masterpiece of evil, the giant Dog-Biscuit-inator.
Thank you! Thank you for making my point for me! Now, I'll cover it with an irresistible gravy coating, and then it will take off and soar through town, getting all the dogs to chase after it until they follow it, right off the edge of the Tri-State area! Well, Planty the Potted Plant, pretty clever, eh? Don't give me that look.
Prepare to launch– Hey, how did you do that? Ow! Ow! All right, come out in the open where I can– Ow! (Song: Quirky Worky Song) Stomp harder, Ferb! This carrot juice is gotta be really concentrated.
Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Just waiting for the concentrated carrot extract to mix with the super heated optical polymers.
Now I dip the frames into the X-ray vision solution.
It may take a couple of hours to set properly.
Or just five minutes in my Quicky-Bake Oven.
Fireside Girls are always prepared.
Looks like they're ready.
Here goes nothing.
Oh, no! Hey, that sounds like it's coming from my house.
Mom, what's wrong? I lost my wedding ring! Okay, Mom, what did you've been doing since you last saw it? Uh, si, si, si.
Uh, I was fixing some lunch, then I washed the dishes.
Dishes, huh? This looks like a job for X-ray vision glasses.
I found it! Oy, thank you, Phineas.
Uh Where is it? Down in the drain pipe under the sink.
We'll have it out for you in a jiff.
Quick, Ferb! We need a 14-inch pipe wrench, a blowtorch, and a jar of mayonnaise.
Ooh.
That's very sweet of you boys, but I– I think I'll call my regular plumber.
He's bonded.
Okay, suit yourself.
The glasses work great! This is gonna be fun.
(Song: X-Ray Eyes) They say that beauty's just skin deep But I've got a brand new perspective Your skeleton is symmetrical And your vascular system's effective You can't keep secrets from me 'Cause I can always see it With my X-ray eyes! I got a brand new way of looking at life An altogether different visual spectrum Sometimes photons behave like a wave But they're particles when you reflect 'em But that don't bother me 'Cause either way I see it With my X-ray eyes! Oh, with my X-ray eyes! Oh, with my X-ray eyes! Looks our X-ray vision glasses have passed all the quality control tests.
Good thing, because we're stacking up quite a pile of orders.
Excellent.
It's time to order a big old truck load of carrots.
Mr.
Cutie-Patootie?! Where are you? MR.
CUTIE-PATOOTIE! Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
Uh, hello, Agent– No! Not you! Agent P, you've got to stop him before he– Access granted.
Yes, ma'am, you heard me right.
I need three metric tons of your highest grade carrots delivered A.
S.
A.
P.
Why, yes.
Yes, I am.
Have you seen Mr.
Cutie-Patootie? I can't find him anywhere.
Well, did you check the backyard? He might be there.
Hmm.
How about the kitchen? Well, Planty the Potted Plant.
You have proven yourself quite the adversary.
Why don't we just call this one a draw? I'm kind of pooped.
Ah! Curse you, Planty the Potted Plant! Good work, Agent P.
You don't suppose he could've run away? Don't worry.
I'm sure he'll turn up.
Hey, what happened to all the carrots? One minute there's a backyard full of carrots, I turn around for half a minute and, Poof! – now they're gone! Welcome to my world.
Wow.
That must be really annoying.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
At least you're still around.
Do you like wearing pink? On behalf of the entire Agency, I like to thank you for your valiant service in one of our darkest hours.
Planty the Potted Plant, welcome to the Agency.