Phineas and Ferb s02e24 Episode Script

Oh My Gosh! I can't believe it! We're finally gonna have our first Spa day! Algae infused seaweed mud wrap Hot rock rub and volcanic mineral scrub! Sounds like fun.
Fun? Yeah! Mud, seaweed, volcanic rock.
It's not fun, it's relaxing.
Which means it's enjoyable.
Which means it's fun.
Grown-up fun.
You wouldn't understand.
Besides, Le Rub de Scrub Spa is very exclusive.
You can't even get in unless you know someone.
How are you guys getting in? Well, I know Stacy and I know this neighbor who knows this hair-washer, who knows this bank teller, who knows this back-waxer who works at the spa.
Yeah, and I know Stacy.
Huh.
Well, Ferb and I just aren't connected like you guys.
Come on, let's get going.
Hi, guys.
Where you goin'? We're going to the spa.
Yeah, we're gonna get totally immersed in self-indulgence.
And mud.
Sounds like fun.
See? I told you it was fun.
Hi, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Well, I think we're going to build a spa.
What do you say, Ferb? It'll give you a chance to do your seaweed rap.
You know Hyah! Okay.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Bills, bills, bills.
Ooh, half off at Slushy Burger.
Keepers.
Aw, what a little cutie.
What's a cute little love bug like you doing out here all by yourself? I'll call you Mr.
Fluffy Pants because you're fluffy, and you look like you're wearing pants.
Plus, you remind me of my Uncle Fluffy Pants.
So, what do you think? Soak, steam, sauna, then shower? Or shower, steam, soak then sauna? Hey, Candace.
Hi, Yummaney Uh, uh, I mean– Hi, Jeremy.
I'm on my way to build houses for charity.
You girls want to come with? Oh, we can't because we're going to the– Ow! Oh, wow, philanthropy.
But what about the– Ow! Uh, it's okay, Candace, if you guys are too busy.
Hey, what was that all about? Uh, please hold.
Look, I don't want him knowing about the whole spa thing.
He'll think all I care about is myself.
Candace.
Uno momento, por favor.
Look, we'll go "help people" for, like, 15 minutes and then we'll go to the spa.
Candace.
Your call is very important to us and will be answered in the order received.
We'll still be able to make to our spa day.
Candace, if you'd rather have a spa day You heard spa day? Because I said, "hurrah day".
Like, "Hurrah! I can't wait to build houses.
" That's what we're doing, right? Salt scrub.
Nice, nice.
Milk bath.
Good.
Hey, where's Buford with the seaweed? Hey, Ferb, the volcanic rock is here.
Yeah, you're gonna want to let this cool down a bit before you use it.
Aw, he's such a cute little kitty.
That's right.
That's right.
He loves his tuna fish.
Yes, you– You eat that and I'll be over here working on my latest project.
I'm painting.
Aw, I see you found my blueprints.
You like those? You like– No! Not my blueprints! No! Oh, no.
What are– What are you doing? I– I worked all the– Not the Gloom-inator! No, no.
Get off, get off! Wow.
I hope it doesn't rain on us.
Anyway, I want to thank you all for volunteering today.
Now, if I could have you two on drywall duty.
And, you, you're on baseboard duty.
And I could use you on conduit duty.
Let's go.
Oh, sorry, girls.
I've got you two earmarked for nail duty.
Yay! And that doesn't mean manicures.
Aw.
Don't worry, Ferb.
Your secret's safe with me.
Don't we have one more truck coming? Excuse me, we have a delivery for Phineas Flynn.
That's me.
We've got 18 cases of cucumbers right here.
Say, aren't you a little young to order all this? Yes.
Yes, he is.
Sorry, Phineas.
He's new.
No problem.
Welcome to the job.
Hey, where's Perry? Uh, say, Carl, have you seen my parachute pants? Yes, they're very nice, sir.
That's not what I meant.
I know, sir, I was making a joke.
Oh, that's– Of course.
That's, uh very funny.
Thank you, sir.
So, where are they? I'll go get them.
Agent P, you're– You're here.
The, uh, Tri-State Area is mired in gloom and, we believe Doofenshmirtz is behind it.
We thought he retired the Gloom-inator, so, this one is a big question mark.
I'm sure you'll know what to do, Agent P.
So, Carl, how are we doing on those pants? Did you want the ones with the triangles or the imitation paint splatters? Triangles.
And make it snappy.
I got the urge to pop and lock.
Let's hurry up so we don't miss our appointment.
Oh, hey, Jeremy.
How's it going, girls? Oh, you know, we're just over here helping and being all builder-y and stuff.
Cool beans.
I'll let you get back to it.
Yeah, cool beans.
Cool legumes.
Ow! Okay, we'll just finish this wall and then we'll still be able to make it to the– Oh, hi, Jeremy.
He's so dreamy.
See what I mean? Oh, no! No, don't touch the– Oh, get away from that, you bad, bad kitty.
No, not the Erase-inator.
Not the Bigger-inator.
That– No! Look what you did to the moon.
It's huge.
It's, uh It's, uh It's actually kinda pretty.
Perry the Platypus! No, no.
You– You don't think I did all this, it's– It wasn't me, I tell you.
I-It was Mr.
Fluffy Pants.
I call him Mr.
Fluffy Pants, you know, he's fluffy, he looks like he's got pants.
Plus, he reminds me of my Uncle Fluffy Pants.
Who Never actually wore any pants, heh.
Come to think of it, I don't know why we called him that.
Hmm.
Anyway, I just love giving people nicknames.
For instance, you're Mr.
Duck-Bill Face.
And Major Monogram, I call him Monobrow.
That's a good one, you know, because he's– He's got the one– You know? And his little friend, the intern, is Dr.
Coconut.
Yeah.
Sometimes I wish I didn't know so much.
Oh, Stacy, don't you just love how Jeremy buckles his tool belt on the third loop? Me, too.
We're so gonna get married some day.
Did I tell you what we're gonna name our kids? Xavier and Amanda.
That's it! Our appointment's in five minutes, and I'm going with or without you.
Oh, are you leaving? I was kind of hoping that maybe you could help me with a teensy-weensy little task.
I need that slab of concrete turned into rubble by sundown.
You don't mind, right? I mean After all, it is for the less fortunate.
Thanks, I knew I could count on you.
Hey, Candace.
I just finished my side of the house and I'm heading home.
It was nice hanging out with you all day.
Bye, Jeremy.
It was nice hanging out with you, too.
All day.
Did you hear that? We hung out all day.
Ah, help me! I'm coming! Stacy! Out of the way! I'm sorry we had to clean up everything we destroyed, and had to rebuild it.
I'm especially sorry I made us miss our spa appointment.
But most of all, I'm sorry for being a bad friend.
I was just trying to impress Jeremy and I lost sight of what– Okay, you can stop that right now.
You're starting to sound like one of those TV shows we like to make fun of.
But, Stacy, I– Look.
The way I see it, you prevented me from going to the spa, almost killed me with a jackhammer, dropped a wall on me, I've got gypsum in my hair, and basically wasted my whole day.
But, you did it for love.
So, it's okay.
Really? Yeah, remember that time in the third grade? You mean when you glued that hamster to my hair just to impress Billy Clarke? Yeah.
It's like that.
Ah Billy Clarke So, I guess we're even.
Oh My Gosh It's not plugged in.
Hey, sis.
Wow.
You seem pretty wiped out.
Looks like you two could use a spa day.
A backyard spa? You guys are so bust– Yeah.
That sounds great.
(Song: Spa Day) It's spa day A day to unwind We'll walk on your spine We'll be kind It's spa day! (Yeah!) P & F on the scene! Gonna slather you with butter Make you feel like a queen Get you sittin' in the hot tub– (–loungin'!) You're thinkin' this place is as– (–toundin'!) Hot steam! Hot stones! Hot water! Hot wax! We're poppin' cool new age music, can't help but relax! It's a spa day (Yeah!) Shiatsu– (–Gesundheit!) Thank you very much We got a salt scrub, a mud tub, what's it gonna be? A foot bath, a facial, aromatherapy! Yeah Aromatherapy! It's spa day! (Yeah!) Shiatsu! Where ya from? I'm Pennsylvania-Dutch Sippin' cucumber water and a big slice of lime Throw your clock away, you're on P & F time! It's a– Spa day! Well, you two are our last customers.
We're gonna go ahead and close up, but you're welcome to stay as long as you like.
Wait, I keep telling you.
It's not me, it's him.
Look over there.
Look.
Candace? Stacy? What are you doing? We're enjoying the spa.
What spa? Well, Phineas and Ferb– The spa's gone, isn't it? What does that even mean? Ah Never mind.
See? See, I told you it wasn't me.
No! Mr.
Fluffy Pants! Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Oh.
That was close, Mr.
Fluffy Pants.
You almost– You know, I think you're more trouble than you're worth.
Perry! Aw, he seems okay.
He seems so lovely-dovey.
My cat.
I've been looking all over for him.
Ah, I'm going to have to do the right thing here, aren't I? Fine.
Here you go.
Aw! Don't you people have jobs? Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh (Song: Dr.
Coconut) Doctor Coconut Look out Here he comes Doctor Coconut Look out Here he comes Doctor Coconut