Rocko's Modern Life (1993) s01e02 Episode Script
Leap Frogs/Bedfellows
1
Good as new.
Rocko's modern life ♪
Rocko's modern life. ♪
Rocko's modern life ♪
Rocko's modern life. ♪
Spunky!
Spunky!
Rocko's modern life ♪
Rocko's modern life. ♪
That was a hoot!
\h\h\hYour eyes-- so full
\h\hand round and supple.
Give yourself to me now!
\h\h\hOh! I'm so confused.
My heart says yes,
\hmy head says no.
Oh, help me
I will help you.
\hYou are a man
like no other.
Kiss me.
Ah.
Ed, honey.
We should take
another cruise.
What?!
I'm waxing my lips here.
Ed, honey.
Come to bed, dear.
Ed! What, you fall in?
Bev?
Yes, Ed?
We're almost
out of mouthwash.
\h\h\hOh, Ed, am I that
uninteresting anymore?
\hWhat do I have to do
to get your attention?
To get you to notice me?
Am I not a beautiful woman?
A woman with needs?
I just want to be loved!
Is that so wrong?
A girl likes to feel attractive,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthat's all--
\h\hjust a little attention
from a man once in a while.
A little attention
\hfrom a ma ah!
Phew.
Oh, you're doing
\hsuch a nice job
with your yard, Rocko.
I was wondering
\hperhaps you'd like to
earn a few extra bucks
helping me
with some odd jobs.
I could really use a man
\haround the house today.
Well, actually,
Mrs. Bighead,
I've got quite a lot
to do around here
and I've only
Now!
Now's good.
This VCR isn't working.
I'm embarrassed,
but I'm just so dumb
about these things.
\h\hEh, I think I've found
the trouble, Mrs. Bighead.
Oh, I knew you would.
Oh, boy--
documentary.
Yes, why don't you join me?
Frank,
get away from me.
Very educational.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-oh, looks like it's
on the blink again.
Wait here.
Darn, stupid thing.
Never given me
any trouble before.
Hey! Where do you think
you're going?
Rocko, darling,
can I interrupt you
for a moment, sweetheart?
There is a spider
in the bathroom.
Would you mind
shooing him out for me, dear?
Don't worry, Mrs. Bighead.
I'll get rid of him.
Hey!
What is this, a sideshow?
Now, now, you just sit
and relax a moment
and enjoy some refreshing,
ice-cold lemonade.
\h
Arriba! Arriba!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOoh!
Here we are, dear.
Thanks very much,
Mrs. Bighead.
Oh, you're welcome, dear.
I hope it's not too tart.
Uh, no.
It's fine, thanks.
No, you just hold on, dear.
\hI'll see if I can find
some more sugar for you.
\h\h\h\hNo, really, Mrs. Bighead,
I'll just have a glass of water.
No, no, no, I insist.
You stay put.
I will find you some sugar.
Hey, Mr. Fly.
What's red and green
and goes 100 miles
an hour?
I don't know, Mr. Fly.
\h\h\hWhat's red and green
and goes 100 miles an hour?
Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk,
\h\h\hyuk, yuk, yuk, yuk.
Yoo-hoo, Rocko.
Could you come upstairs
for a moment, please, dear?
Would you zip me up, darling?
Oh, that tickles.
Oops.
Oh.
Oh, Rocko, don't
you like my eyes?
Hmm?
Uh, yes.
They're lovely.
Touch them!
Yes. Oh, my--
very soft and veiny.
\hOh, you always know
exactly what to say.
How about
a foot massage?
Hey! You come down from there!
You shaved!
For me?
Rocko, you little
party animal.
You don't look so well,
Mrs. Bighead.
Maybe you should sit down.
Oh, that is so silly.
I feel fine.
Eh, okay, Mrs. Bighead,
I'll be going now.
I'll just pick up
my shirt later.
Here's a couple of bucks
I owe you.
\h\h\h\hUh, uh, Mr. Bighead,
uh, it's not what you think.
I mean, I was, um, and she
but I and, uh you know.
\hYou saw my wife
in her bathrobe?!
Isn't it awful?
Mr. Bighead, this is quite
a Mrs. Bighead you have here.
\hWhy, if I weren't
the gentlemen I am
I would just
well uh
Uh, good-bye.
Blech!
Bev
I'm sorry.
Not so fast!
Ah! Oh, Ed!
Bring out the plates, Bev.
The plates!
Oh!
Oh, Ed!
\hEd?
Ed!
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
Get out of my life, Felix.
Hey, Mom and Dad.
Wow, what a workout!
Heffer, there's something
\h\hyour father wants
to talk to you about.
Yeah, Mom,
after dinner.
Dear, don't you think
you should say something?
I'll talk to him later.
Dum, dum, dum ♪
Hey!
Hey, bub, coming through.
Huh?
Oh, honey, it's beautiful.
Well, sugarplum,
it will be
\h\h\h\h\hafter we put
a little work into it.
Right, kids?
Sure thing, Daddy.
Mom, Dad!
Vermin!
There's vermin in my room!
Yeah, yeah, they signed a lease.
Signed a lease?
Understand, Son
All right, everybody
listen up and listen good.
I have been laid off.
Times will be tough.
This family will have
to make sacrifices.
Son, you're just not pulling
your weight around here,
so we rented your room.
But, Dad
Oh, don't have a cow.
\h\h\hYour Mom fixed up
the tree house for you.
Peter, get me another soda!
Guess this will be okay.
\hI had some good times
up there all by myself.
Smaller than I remember it.
Be it ever so ♪
Ow.
)
Sorry, Spunky.
Rocko!
Blazes, Hef,
it's 2 in the morning.
2:30, actually.
Ooh, leftover pizza crust.
Hef, what's going on?
Well, my parents rented my room.
Gee, Hef, that's
a tough break.
I'm hitting the road.
Would it be cool if I stayed
here a couple of days?
Mmokay.
You can sleep
on the couch.
Thanks, Rock.
Good night, Hef.
Now listen here,
tanker tush!
You can park your thunder cheeks
in someone else's face
'cause I deserve
better than this!
Say-o-na-ra,butterball!
Rocko.
Rocko!
What in the?
Hef, what now?
Your couch ran away.
Can I sleep with you?
Mmm.
Okay, but just for tonight.
Yahoo!
Sleepovers!
Oh, well, I guess
this'll have to do.
Man, alive, somebody's dying!
What the heck is that noise?!
I knew this would come
in handy one day.
Blazes!
Mmm.
Sheila?
Nothing like
a good night's sleep.
I had this wild dream.
Electric eels were
biting my butt.
Time for my beauty bath.
Ah!
Nothing like a hot shower
to start the day.
Bathroom's all yours.
T-t-t-towel.
Ugh!
I-It's a night nightmare.
M-Must g-get d-d-d-dry.
Oh. Hey, Rocko.
What what have you done?
Pretty cool, huh?
Gave all your dull
old stuff to charity.
You!
Thank me over dinner.
I made us my specialty.
Wah!
The Heffer deluxe.
Hef, this is bonza.
What's in it?
Well, let's see
there's pickled banana
shavings, gym socks,
canned haggis,
beetle bladders,
real processed head cheese,
saltpeter,
reconstituted corn sweat,
the finest barley
and hops
Now where was I?
Potash, sulfur,
monosodium glutamate,
and vegetable cartilage
as a binding agent.
Eh, eh, no dessert
until you finish your meal.
Voila!
Now, time for dessert.
Hey, this smells delicious.
What is it?
Heffer soufflé
a la flambé.
Don't get up.
It's probably for me.
\hHey, I did dinner,
so you do the dishes.
Mom?
Yes, it's me.
You want me home?
Extra meals?!
Wow!
The fact is, Mom,
my new home is here with Rocko.
I'm going
to stay forever
and ever and ever
Hef?
Hef?
Hef.
There you are.
Hey, Rocko.
Boy, Hef
you're you're
Naked!
Hef, wait!
Where do you think
you're going, bub?
Out into my backyard.
Not like that,
you're not.
Oh, yeah?
Out of my way!
Oh, cobblers!
Crikey!
What's going on?!
Nice Buick.
Hef.
What's going on?
Rocko, living here
\h\hhas allowed me
to explore new facets
\hof my personality.
I am a nudist.
Bev, I can't believe it!
Do you know what that weirdo
\h\h\h\h\hnext door is up to?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, shut up
and mind your own business, Ed.
Bev, they're, well
nude!
Oh, Ed, you're right.
Oh, yes! This is disgusting!
Quick, Ed, get the telescope
out of the hall closet.
\hI want all you nudists
out of here this instant!
And stay out.
At least I have my dignity.
Heffer, you listen
and you listen good.
This is my house
and you've taken advantage
of my hospitality
for the last time
Oh, boy, am I hungry.
Gee, he sounds a little angry.
Maybe I should tell him now.
Hef! Hef, are you
listening to me?
Uh no.
\h\hSorry, Rock, but there's
something I need to tell you.
Now don't take this personally,
but I've come to the conclusion
that you're just too difficult
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto live with.
What?!
Rocko, I hope you're
not disappointed.
We're still friends,
aren't we?
We'll always be friends.
A-ha!
Dad?
I knew it!
This place is a pigsty.
\h\hYour dear mother
insisted I come here
and bring your big,
beefy, bovine buns back home.
Okay-- be right
with you, Pop.
Well, old pal,
till our paths cross again.
See you tomorrow, Rock.
Hey, put some trousers on,
you crazy kid, you.
Ah, Spunky,
I'm glad that's over.
Now for a peaceful
night's sleep.
All right, time to party,
\h\h\h\h\h\hyou animals!
Spunky, it's Mrs. Bighead
and and the nudists!
Bev, what are all these freaks
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdoing here?!
\h\h\h\hOh, shut up, Ed,
and get your trousers off
and join the party,
because we are going to boogie
\h\h\h\htill the sun comes up!
Good as new.
Rocko's modern life ♪
Rocko's modern life. ♪
Rocko's modern life ♪
Rocko's modern life. ♪
Spunky!
Spunky!
Rocko's modern life ♪
Rocko's modern life. ♪
That was a hoot!
\h\h\hYour eyes-- so full
\h\hand round and supple.
Give yourself to me now!
\h\h\hOh! I'm so confused.
My heart says yes,
\hmy head says no.
Oh, help me
I will help you.
\hYou are a man
like no other.
Kiss me.
Ah.
Ed, honey.
We should take
another cruise.
What?!
I'm waxing my lips here.
Ed, honey.
Come to bed, dear.
Ed! What, you fall in?
Bev?
Yes, Ed?
We're almost
out of mouthwash.
\h\h\hOh, Ed, am I that
uninteresting anymore?
\hWhat do I have to do
to get your attention?
To get you to notice me?
Am I not a beautiful woman?
A woman with needs?
I just want to be loved!
Is that so wrong?
A girl likes to feel attractive,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthat's all--
\h\hjust a little attention
from a man once in a while.
A little attention
\hfrom a ma ah!
Phew.
Oh, you're doing
\hsuch a nice job
with your yard, Rocko.
I was wondering
\hperhaps you'd like to
earn a few extra bucks
helping me
with some odd jobs.
I could really use a man
\haround the house today.
Well, actually,
Mrs. Bighead,
I've got quite a lot
to do around here
and I've only
Now!
Now's good.
This VCR isn't working.
I'm embarrassed,
but I'm just so dumb
about these things.
\h\hEh, I think I've found
the trouble, Mrs. Bighead.
Oh, I knew you would.
Oh, boy--
documentary.
Yes, why don't you join me?
Frank,
get away from me.
Very educational.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-oh, looks like it's
on the blink again.
Wait here.
Darn, stupid thing.
Never given me
any trouble before.
Hey! Where do you think
you're going?
Rocko, darling,
can I interrupt you
for a moment, sweetheart?
There is a spider
in the bathroom.
Would you mind
shooing him out for me, dear?
Don't worry, Mrs. Bighead.
I'll get rid of him.
Hey!
What is this, a sideshow?
Now, now, you just sit
and relax a moment
and enjoy some refreshing,
ice-cold lemonade.
\h
Arriba! Arriba!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOoh!
Here we are, dear.
Thanks very much,
Mrs. Bighead.
Oh, you're welcome, dear.
I hope it's not too tart.
Uh, no.
It's fine, thanks.
No, you just hold on, dear.
\hI'll see if I can find
some more sugar for you.
\h\h\h\hNo, really, Mrs. Bighead,
I'll just have a glass of water.
No, no, no, I insist.
You stay put.
I will find you some sugar.
Hey, Mr. Fly.
What's red and green
and goes 100 miles
an hour?
I don't know, Mr. Fly.
\h\h\hWhat's red and green
and goes 100 miles an hour?
Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk,
\h\h\hyuk, yuk, yuk, yuk.
Yoo-hoo, Rocko.
Could you come upstairs
for a moment, please, dear?
Would you zip me up, darling?
Oh, that tickles.
Oops.
Oh.
Oh, Rocko, don't
you like my eyes?
Hmm?
Uh, yes.
They're lovely.
Touch them!
Yes. Oh, my--
very soft and veiny.
\hOh, you always know
exactly what to say.
How about
a foot massage?
Hey! You come down from there!
You shaved!
For me?
Rocko, you little
party animal.
You don't look so well,
Mrs. Bighead.
Maybe you should sit down.
Oh, that is so silly.
I feel fine.
Eh, okay, Mrs. Bighead,
I'll be going now.
I'll just pick up
my shirt later.
Here's a couple of bucks
I owe you.
\h\h\h\hUh, uh, Mr. Bighead,
uh, it's not what you think.
I mean, I was, um, and she
but I and, uh you know.
\hYou saw my wife
in her bathrobe?!
Isn't it awful?
Mr. Bighead, this is quite
a Mrs. Bighead you have here.
\hWhy, if I weren't
the gentlemen I am
I would just
well uh
Uh, good-bye.
Blech!
Bev
I'm sorry.
Not so fast!
Ah! Oh, Ed!
Bring out the plates, Bev.
The plates!
Oh!
Oh, Ed!
\hEd?
Ed!
Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
Get out of my life, Felix.
Hey, Mom and Dad.
Wow, what a workout!
Heffer, there's something
\h\hyour father wants
to talk to you about.
Yeah, Mom,
after dinner.
Dear, don't you think
you should say something?
I'll talk to him later.
Dum, dum, dum ♪
Hey!
Hey, bub, coming through.
Huh?
Oh, honey, it's beautiful.
Well, sugarplum,
it will be
\h\h\h\h\hafter we put
a little work into it.
Right, kids?
Sure thing, Daddy.
Mom, Dad!
Vermin!
There's vermin in my room!
Yeah, yeah, they signed a lease.
Signed a lease?
Understand, Son
All right, everybody
listen up and listen good.
I have been laid off.
Times will be tough.
This family will have
to make sacrifices.
Son, you're just not pulling
your weight around here,
so we rented your room.
But, Dad
Oh, don't have a cow.
\h\h\hYour Mom fixed up
the tree house for you.
Peter, get me another soda!
Guess this will be okay.
\hI had some good times
up there all by myself.
Smaller than I remember it.
Be it ever so ♪
Ow.
)
Sorry, Spunky.
Rocko!
Blazes, Hef,
it's 2 in the morning.
2:30, actually.
Ooh, leftover pizza crust.
Hef, what's going on?
Well, my parents rented my room.
Gee, Hef, that's
a tough break.
I'm hitting the road.
Would it be cool if I stayed
here a couple of days?
Mmokay.
You can sleep
on the couch.
Thanks, Rock.
Good night, Hef.
Now listen here,
tanker tush!
You can park your thunder cheeks
in someone else's face
'cause I deserve
better than this!
Say-o-na-ra,butterball!
Rocko.
Rocko!
What in the?
Hef, what now?
Your couch ran away.
Can I sleep with you?
Mmm.
Okay, but just for tonight.
Yahoo!
Sleepovers!
Oh, well, I guess
this'll have to do.
Man, alive, somebody's dying!
What the heck is that noise?!
I knew this would come
in handy one day.
Blazes!
Mmm.
Sheila?
Nothing like
a good night's sleep.
I had this wild dream.
Electric eels were
biting my butt.
Time for my beauty bath.
Ah!
Nothing like a hot shower
to start the day.
Bathroom's all yours.
T-t-t-towel.
Ugh!
I-It's a night nightmare.
M-Must g-get d-d-d-dry.
Oh. Hey, Rocko.
What what have you done?
Pretty cool, huh?
Gave all your dull
old stuff to charity.
You!
Thank me over dinner.
I made us my specialty.
Wah!
The Heffer deluxe.
Hef, this is bonza.
What's in it?
Well, let's see
there's pickled banana
shavings, gym socks,
canned haggis,
beetle bladders,
real processed head cheese,
saltpeter,
reconstituted corn sweat,
the finest barley
and hops
Now where was I?
Potash, sulfur,
monosodium glutamate,
and vegetable cartilage
as a binding agent.
Eh, eh, no dessert
until you finish your meal.
Voila!
Now, time for dessert.
Hey, this smells delicious.
What is it?
Heffer soufflé
a la flambé.
Don't get up.
It's probably for me.
\hHey, I did dinner,
so you do the dishes.
Mom?
Yes, it's me.
You want me home?
Extra meals?!
Wow!
The fact is, Mom,
my new home is here with Rocko.
I'm going
to stay forever
and ever and ever
Hef?
Hef?
Hef.
There you are.
Hey, Rocko.
Boy, Hef
you're you're
Naked!
Hef, wait!
Where do you think
you're going, bub?
Out into my backyard.
Not like that,
you're not.
Oh, yeah?
Out of my way!
Oh, cobblers!
Crikey!
What's going on?!
Nice Buick.
Hef.
What's going on?
Rocko, living here
\h\hhas allowed me
to explore new facets
\hof my personality.
I am a nudist.
Bev, I can't believe it!
Do you know what that weirdo
\h\h\h\h\hnext door is up to?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, shut up
and mind your own business, Ed.
Bev, they're, well
nude!
Oh, Ed, you're right.
Oh, yes! This is disgusting!
Quick, Ed, get the telescope
out of the hall closet.
\hI want all you nudists
out of here this instant!
And stay out.
At least I have my dignity.
Heffer, you listen
and you listen good.
This is my house
and you've taken advantage
of my hospitality
for the last time
Oh, boy, am I hungry.
Gee, he sounds a little angry.
Maybe I should tell him now.
Hef! Hef, are you
listening to me?
Uh no.
\h\hSorry, Rock, but there's
something I need to tell you.
Now don't take this personally,
but I've come to the conclusion
that you're just too difficult
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto live with.
What?!
Rocko, I hope you're
not disappointed.
We're still friends,
aren't we?
We'll always be friends.
A-ha!
Dad?
I knew it!
This place is a pigsty.
\h\hYour dear mother
insisted I come here
and bring your big,
beefy, bovine buns back home.
Okay-- be right
with you, Pop.
Well, old pal,
till our paths cross again.
See you tomorrow, Rock.
Hey, put some trousers on,
you crazy kid, you.
Ah, Spunky,
I'm glad that's over.
Now for a peaceful
night's sleep.
All right, time to party,
\h\h\h\h\h\hyou animals!
Spunky, it's Mrs. Bighead
and and the nudists!
Bev, what are all these freaks
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdoing here?!
\h\h\h\hOh, shut up, Ed,
and get your trousers off
and join the party,
because we are going to boogie
\h\h\h\htill the sun comes up!