Seitokai yakuindomo (2010) s01e03 Episode Script

Even I Admit It's Well Wrapped

1 Kyoto.
We've arrived at Kyoto.
Customers using the JR lines, Kinketsu lines, or underground metro lines, please change here.
We're finally here, Shino-chan.
Yup.
So this is Kyoto.
The memorable places of Kyoto Kinkaku Temple, Nijyou Square, Arashi Mountain Truly a city full of many traditions and great history.
No! Please, forgive me! And the adult entertainment.
Can't forget that.
The one where they go, "isn't it fine, isn't it fine," right? Indeed.
To be honest, I'm more interested in having it done to me, rather than me being the one doing it.
Though I'm a little scared that I might get dizzy.
My, why don't you try strip rock-paper-scissors in that case? Oh, that's the one where they strip one at a time, right? Speaking of which, people usually start with their outer garments, but I wonder if you're allowed to strip from your undergarments.
That would lack excitement, wouldn't it? But if you just slip it off from underneath Isn't that exciting? That's not bad.
Since Tsuda-kun isn't here to straighten her out, Prez just keeps rolling out the jokes.
This is moé.
The Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: Three! If they see it respond by showing it! Show what? It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki We'll round up the whole lot of you Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We're one in body and soulwait body? Isshindoutai Doutai? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Be pure and pretty Junjoukaren de are Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Maegami skirt no take Your bangs, the length of your skirt let's follow school rules Kousoku junshu shimashou Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite I sincerely want to inherit them Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with Nadesico no makenai policy S.
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! Don't be shy!! Yay! Be proud and don't get washed away Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo by myself Let's bloom it slowly Yukkuri to sakasemashou Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Everyone, be more and more beautiful Minna motto motto utsushiku are Massugu ni susumimashou Let's go straight forward! WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! Welcome Ousai Academy Juniors What's the matter, Shino-chan? Oh, my.
It's huge.
Sure is.
I wrapped them up pretty nicely, if I do say so myself.
Huh? Where did I put it? Hm? What are you doing, Hagimura? Doesn't it fit? Well, it’s the student council room key I borrowed from Shichijou-senpai, but It doesn't match the keyhole.
Then what's this key for? Who knows? Shino-chan, have you seen my key? For what? My chastity belt.
You're right.
This seems to be a totally different key.
What is this key for, really? Then we have no other choice.
Is it all right with you if we both take care of our own work at home? That's right.
If we can't get into the student council room, then there's no other- Don’t you even dare slack off.
I'll be checking your work tomorrow, got it? Yes ma'am.
Thank goodness.
The key arrived safe and sound.
Right.
If I'm the key You're the tip of the key My, Shino-chan, apparently they have an outdoor bath in here too.
Oh, that is- Something to look forward to.
Let me remind you: cameras are forbidden in the bathhouse.
A school rule, I presume.
A general rule.
So this is what I have to do today.
That's quite a load.
All right.
Come on in.
Taka-nii, got a sec? Hmm? Mother says that we're having dumplings for dinner, so you should help out.
Wait, I have student council work to- Good luck.
I wrapped them up pretty nicely, if I do say so myself.
What the heck am I doing?! Taka-nii.
She said that once you're done, you can clean the bathroom too.
No, wait I still- Good luck.
I made it quite spotless, if I do say so myself- Crap, I got totally absorbed into this! Aria, what's wrong? Oh, I get it.
I have to wash myself.
I see.
So she usually has her maids wash her, eh? I smell a scoop! You Can't Waaaaaaatch It's delicious.
The flavor is very light.
So this is Kyoto's style.
Okay, can I have your attention? Someone left a few of their belongings in the bathhouse! This! Oh, that's mine.
I don't usually put it on at home, so I forgot.
Does it grow more that way? Does it grow more that way?! Another forgotten item! Oh, that's mine.
Eh?! I don't usually put them on at home, so I forgot.
Completely naked? The next forgotten item! Digital Single Lens Reflex Camera Options Attached Telescopic Lens Wide Angle Lens Various Lenses Various Tools Complete Storage Bag Sound Concentrator TV Camera Steady-Cam Gondola Dolly + Crane Motion Control Camera I don't know anything about that.
Looking, Shooting, Deleting We'll finally get to see the Kinkaku Temple tomorrow.
It's really exciting, isn't it? It's all golden How beautiful it must be up close But it's not as glittery as you may think.
Have you seen it before? There's one at my place, too.
A room entirely made of gold.
Loosen up, freshen up, be happy-go-lucky! There was quite a lot.
Tsuda better be doing his part.
He isn't X He can't All right.
Let's do this.
I'm not here.
Ignored.
Taka-nii, help me What happened? To tell the truth I was thinking of redecorating my room Can you help? Why would you do it now? Well, there's a quiz tomorrow So you decided to escape reality instead Prez! Please widen your hem! Normally, this is a forbidden activity.
But but but however! Could we finish our excursion without doing this? The answer is no! This may seem unorganized at first glance, but rules still apply.
First of all, we cannot disturb other people at the hotel.
We shall also follow the lights-out time.
Yes ma'am! Well then Are you ready? Yes! Western Army versus Eastern Army! Pillow fight: Battle of Shoka, Kyoto! Begin! Aria, I won't show any mercy just because we're friends! Me neither! Twinkle! I knew Prez would let us do it! This once-in-a-lifetime event that’s full of perfect shutter chances! Slipping into this room despite being from a different class has sure paid off.
So nice, that untidy yukata Those hot cheeks This will This will This will absolutely sell! Prez! - Hata O Please widen your hem! But That IC Card was fake! Wow! Thank you, Taka-nii! Shino-chan.
Shino-chan! Should I take a picture? P-Please do! Let's move somewhere else.
Yeah.
Whoa! Wha-! I guess getting angry at a bird is pointless.
Now, Aria! Here we go! I'll turn you into a bird hot pot, dammit! But anyway That glitter of the Kinkaku Temple It really was wonderful.
And it's not just the glitter.
The harmony it creates with the surroundings, the reverse Kinkaku in the Kyouko lake They say it looks completely different in the winter, clad in snow.
Um I'd definitely like to come and see it again.
Excuse me! Aren't you on the wrong bus? Eh? Shino-chan! Over here.
S-Sorry! The Kinkaku Temple was so beautiful that I got on the wrong bus! Please do stop smoking while walking Daihonzan Honnouji Daihonzan Honnouji Lake Gate Honnou Temple Assembly Hall? Where's the Honnou Temple? It seems like it's behind this building.
I see.
What is there to hide? I'm a fan of Oda Nobunaga! If it doesn't sing, it's best to just kill it off, a small cuckoo bird! What's up? I just felt a sudden moment of pleasure inside.
Huh? Yay, Honnou Temple! Daihonzan Honnouji Main Temple Recovery • Earthquake Reinforcement and Border Disaster Prevention Construction So this is the Honnou Temple.
It sure looks different from what I imagined.
Safety First Please! Safety first Safety First! If it doesn't sing, it's best to just kill it off, a small cuckoo bird! There are lots of these types of history fans who come by here.
I see.
There aren't You're not done at all, are you? Actually, you haven't even touched it! I'm sorry This is why you're useless.
Yes ma'am In the end, it was decided that I'll be finishing my work at Hagimura's place today.
So? Why couldn't you do it? It's all right, it would only sound like excuses.
I don't mind excuses.
Taka-nii.
Taka-nii.
Taka-nii, help me Take care of this next, please.
Sorry Oh, we were out of report sheets so I'll go buy some.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Blah blah blah blablah blablaggidy blah.
Blaladubablaggidy blah? Uh, station? The train station? Oh, blablah blablah-blah.
Blaggidy blaggidy blah blablah blah googa blah! What are you doing? Hagimura I think he asked me for directions to the station, but Mister.
Oh! Turn left at the post office and walk straight for about 500 meters.
Wow, Hagimura really can speak English.
Thank you, Yeah.
little girl.
FUCK YOU!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! I'm home.
Welcome back.
Excuse me.
Oh, my.
Thank you for always taking care of my daughter.
He's my friend! Are you full already?! I'm going to change, so wait a bit.
Those marks on the pillar So she's measuring her height.
Hagimura sure does stuff that matches her childish looks.
Goal This could make one cry What do you keep staring at me for? Well, I just thought it's a new experience for me to see you in regular clothes.
That's right, we usually meet only at school.
By the way, these clothes of mine are no ordinary clothes.
Are those brand clothes? They're all custom-made! Eh? These are not children's clothes! It kind of feels weird when there's nobody around to make absurd comments.
So, next we're going to buy gifts at Shinkyougoku, and then head on to Nara.
Aria What? Oh.
Do you want one too, Shino-chan? Aria, bananas don't count as a side dish! Shoot! I meant they don't count as snacks.
As I thought, without someone to point out the jokes, they can't get as hyped up as usual.
Why is someone from another class here?! Oh, Shino-chan.
Have you decided on what to buy? Shino-chan I got it.
Don't say anything.
Would Yatsuhashi crackers be enough for Hagimura? I have no idea what I should get for Yokoshima-sensei at all.
For Tsuda No, I definitely do not want this A Dancer's Face Powder is White Milky Fluid I just think this would be perfect for Tsuda, yeah Welco- It's a gift! It's just a gift! Y-Yes, it's a gift, right? Right! President acting like a middle school boy when buying porn.
It's a shutter chance! Wasn't your class supposed to be at Kiyomizudera? Th-They're so cute! Shino-chan, why don't you feed them some rice crackers? Y-Yeah.
I should! Here.
It's a rice cracker for deer.
Eat up.
Whoa, what an incredible tongue technique.
It gives me chills when they lick me.
Oh, we need that file for this one.
Hagimura No need for unnecessary help! Just get off for a sec.
I'll adjust the seat's height.
I wouldn't do something silly like getting it for you.
But isn't it okay to help just a bit? Y-Yeah Th-Than-! It's an occasion, so why don't we have Tsuda-kun stay for dinner? I'm not a rice cracker.
You two, is there anything you want to ea- Oh, are you full already?! Are you full already?! This is not the appropriate reaction! Next Time: Return Ha! Oh no it's morning Ha! Yada asa da Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu… Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, Toast kuwae magari kado and crash, that's where I fall in love Gottsunko de I fall in love Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Mousou ga shumi I am shomin Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Googling Guguttari Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Wikittari wikittari Use your voice more Motto voice wo It's an information society Jouhou shakai Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Digestion, absorption? I agree Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time Mattemashita lunch time The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Housoubu anison nagasu! Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique The sunset Yuuyake ga Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! brings about sorrow Aishuu sasou Use your voice more Motto voice wo Kyoushitsu de In the classroom Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense… I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Next Time Preview Shino-chan, it's time for the preview.
What, Aria? Did you get tired of this after just three episodes? Don't get tired of it! Next time, Seitokai Yakuindomo will cover pages 63 through 86 in volume 1 of the original comics.
Hagimura took it away! I've taken loads of great pictures.
All kinds of them 「That's why I loosen my clothes where you can't see it」 「Congrats」 「That's why I'm fine with just up to this」