Seitokai yakuindomo (2010) s01e04 Episode Script

So I Dress Untidy in Invisible Places

1 It's been a couple of months since I enrolled at Ousai Academy, a former all-girls school where the majority of students are still female.
Upon arriving, I was forcibly dragged into the Student Council where I spent my days surrounded by pretty unique people.
And yet I'm slowly getting used to these days Though I'm not sure if that's a good thing Anyway, I still manage to survive my days at this academy somehow.
Leftovers It's a present from our school excursion.
Thank you very much.
By the way It's about yours Well This is the first time I'm giving a gift to someone of the opposite gender I'm not sure if you will like it or not, but You don't have to worry.
Anything is fine as long as you put your heart into it.
A Dancer's Face Powder is White Milky Fluid Very well! Then it's a novel called "A Dancer's Face Powder is White Milky Fluid" for you! You clearly had bad intentions in mind.
By the way, did anything happen around here while we were gone? Not much Just get off for a sec.
I'll adjust the seat's height.
I wouldn't do something silly like getting it for you.
Th-There wasn't anything in particular.
Tsuda-kun! Just what happened between you and Suzu-chan while we were out? Well, I only went to Hagimura's place Wh-What did you do? Huh? What did you do?! Huh?! Sorry to interrupt, but I'm Hata from the newspaper club.
We had some leftover pictures from the articles, so I came here to show them to you.
Let me see, let me see! Me too.
Where are you, Prez? I'm right here.
Where? Here.
The Prez is sleeping.
Hey, don't look at other people sleeping without their permission! She's right.
That costs money.
Eh? I definitely regret that I couldn't visit the Kiyomizu Temple.
Shino-chan's afraid of heights, after all.
Is it that bad? When I go to high places, strength escapes my body, and I just can't stop shaking.
It's like I'm always at a climax! That didn't click at all.
Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: Four! Recycle porn magazines you've already read! Oh, that's surprisingly useful.
It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We'll round up the whole lot of you We're one in body and soulwait body? Isshindoutai Doutai? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Be pure and pretty Junjoukaren de are Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Maegami skirt no take Your bangs, the length of your skirt Kousoku junshu shimashou let's follow school rules Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite I sincerely want to inherit them Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai Nadesico no makenai policy the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with S.
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! Don't be shy!! Yay! Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo Be proud and don't get washed away by myself Yukkuri to sakasemashou Let's bloom it slowly Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Minna motto motto utsushiku are Everyone, be more and more beautiful Massugu ni susumimashou Let's go straight forward! WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! Oman Extremely Raw Yatsuhashi Hagimura, how were those Yatsuhashi crackers I gave you as a gift? They were pretty good.
Extremely Thick Wooden Sword The wooden sword you gave me as a present? It's nice, I found multiple ways of playing with it.
Extremely Well-Crafted Strap I always keep the strap you gave me with me.
Your luck with dates will go up if you keep it on you.
You're so perverted Don't touch me Don't stare at me Ousai Academy Student Council When a dangerous object is found in the school Really? Is she going to ask for my opinion as well? I suppose I'd better read it The Next Day Tsuda-kun.
Shino-chan's calling for you.
Student Council Room Ah, Tsuda, just in time.
There was something I wanted to ask you.
Prez, I really enjoyed the present you got me.
Especially when the erect Meatsuke shoots it all over the dancer.
Wh-Wh-Wha-?! What's this all of a sudden? Sexual harassment? I was trying to ask you about the next meeting! God damn it! That's why I loosen my clothes where you can't see them Shichijou Aria.
Gentle, pretty, and with a bombshell body.
Boom! Stare~~~~ Stare Senpai, what are you spacing out for? I see.
Schools don't have escalators.
Rich and absent-minded.
It's so hot, even though it's only May Come on, Tsuda.
Don't slack.
Aren't you hot, Prez? Well, yeah.
It's indeed hot in here, but I don't loosen up my clothes against the school rules.
That's why I loosen them where you can't see it.
It's kinda breezy.
You're probably not thinking straight because it's so hot.
I'm not crazy.
I'm just not wearing panties.
You see, yesterday I got assigned some pretty difficult homework.
So I'd like to ask you something, Hagimura Is there some- Oh, don't surprise me.
Is there some easy-to-understand reference book at a reasonable price that you know of? Ah, if- Oh, Hagimura's sucking on Tsuda's cock! Whoa, they're having sex while the sun's still up? It's not sex, Aria! It's a blowjob! I see! You sure like milk, Hagimura.
Milk enhances growth, so it's a good thing.
You don't like milk, Prez? Way to go for lowering your line of sight.
It's not here.
Not here.
Not here, eh? I'm not interested, but I'll ask anyway.
What's not there? Extremely Sweet Melon Bun I left the melon bun I bought at the cafeteria right here Does anyone know where it is? Dunno.
I don't know.
Of all places, I wouldn't hide it here! This room was locked at the time.
Therefore, the crime was committed by someone from the inside.
In other words! Yokoshima-sensei, you ate my melon bun, didn't you? She came straight to me! She's not trusted at all.
Here, money for the bread.
Well, it really was me who ate it.
What are you thinking, taking students' stuff? You see Wh-When people eat spicy food, they feel like eating something sweet afterwards, right? Did you eat something spicy? Well, in my case it was a bitter liquid Likes Younger Men Anyhow, please be careful from now on.
I don't think this person will be careful.
Case Closed Anyway, Prez.
It's pretty amazing that you figured out who the culprit was in one shot.
It's most likely the truth if you guys say that you don't know anything about it.
I believe that the people here would never lie.
Prez That's our Shino-chan! I'm not lying about my age Hagimura's asleep.
Well, let her have a little rest.
So that was all for today's meeting.
Then I'll distribute the budgets for each club.
Listening while sleeping?! She really is a genius! Ousai Academy is mainly focused on the college-bound students.
Its level is pretty high.
Heisei Year 22 Report Card Heisei Year 22 Report Card Heisei Year 22 Report Card Heisei Year 22 Report Card Heisei Year 22 Report Card Heisei Year 22 Report Card Heisei Year 22 Report Card Heisei Year 22 Report Card Consultation in progress, do not enter.
Ousai Academy Student Council Recently, I've been getting worried about whether I can graduate normally or not.
I see.
But you can't rush it.
We have a lot of girls, so you should be able to meet a lot of people, but Ultimately your relationship is based on the feelings you have for each other.
I chose the wrong person to consult.
Consultation in progress, do not enter.
Ousai Academy Student Council Today, I came because I had a question.
A junior student joined our club the other day, so Should I hand over my position as the club's president? I don't think that you should be unnecessarily bound by the age hierarchy.
Besides, you have the experience, right? It wouldn't be right for an inexperienced cherry to lead an experienced woman.
I don't really get what she's saying, but she's the president so it must be something amazing! It's hot I found a split end! I'm so shocked! Your cuticles are damaged.
People have over 100,000 hairs on their head, so I don't think you should worry about it that much.
Gosh Tsuda-kun? You shouldn't barge into a private conversation between girls.
Really? I'm talking about the pubic hair.
I really am sorry for barging in.
Here we go.
So hot Tsuda-kun, Shino-chan's going to get mad at you again if you're dressed loosely.
But there's stuff like Cool Biz nowadays.
It's all wasted effort if you overwork yourself and get heat exhaustion.
I see.
Then I'll do it too.
It turned out to be kind of lewd! Tsuda Summer Clothes Starting Tomorrow! You, tuck in your shirt! Ah, sorry.
Seriously, how many times do I have to say this? Good morning.
Who the hell are you calling a kid?! Who?! Listen up! The one who calls someone else a kid is the real kid! Hey, Takatoshi-kun.
So much to do already in the Student Council this early in the morning! Or maybe not, by the looks of it.
He arrived about five minutes ago.
Congrats Student Council Room This is about the rule prohibiting the use of cell phones in school, but Due to the students' requests, it's been repealed.
That's right.
You never know what could happen these days.
It's definitely more reassuring to have one.
But I'm worried that the school might fall into chaos.
Texting during class.
Taking videos of people having sex! I don't think it'd ever end up being as chaotic as you imagine it, Prez.
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Ousai Academy Student Council To put it bluntly, Consultation the number of students faking a period to escape the swimming classes is increasing each year.
Not good.
I stayed up late because of studies last night But, I can't fall asleep! So, I want you to participate in the photo shoot for the pool opening article, Prez.
How about it? Then it's an okay, I presume? Well then, a pleasure working with you.
Eh? The Guys of the Battlefield Tsuda-kun, you shouldn't bring DVDs to school.
Oh, sorry.
But, what about the gravure DVD before? That was just a reference tool.
Those are fine.
Oh, but this is the movie everyone's talking about these days, right? The Guys of the Battlefield Yeah.
I borrowed it from a friend.
How was it? It was pretty good.
I couldn't let go of the tissue I was holding.
W-Was it that erotic? Oh, my bad.
My policy is to not carry around a handkerchief.
How's the judo club working out? Quite well, thanks to you.
Though my position as the club president is tough.
Managing club funds for equipment and whatnot.
You need something else beside your judo clothes? This is a swimsuit String panties.
Shichijou-senpai said it's good to hide the line of your underwear Her again?! I'm late.
My TV drama's about to start! I guess I'll take a shortcut.
The moment I realized this small body was quite useful for getting through small alleyways, I decided not to.
When you look at this schedule, you can really tell that the student council's a lot of work.
Is there something happening on this day? My birthday.
Let's have a birthday party! I-It's not like I wanted you to do it or anything! Happy birthday to you! Well then, to Shino-chan's birthday! Cheers! You don't have to lower it for me All right, let's go on to the presents.
Prez, please accept mine first.
I'm fine with mine being the first, too.
Nah, mine first.
Me first, me first.
No no no no no, mine first.
Thanks Mine first.
Please, do take mine first.
Shino-chan's really popular.
I can't give mine after that person.
A female pig piggy bank Oh, this is a piggy bank, right? Yes.
In this age, we all need savings.
Very much like you, Suzu-chan.
Thank you, Hagimura.
It's nothing I couldn't figure out what you'd like at all It's a CD I like.
Please listen to it if you want to.
Thank you.
I-I guess I'll try listening to it right now.
So you listen to this kind of music, Tsuda-kun.
That's unexpected.
Really? I might as well open the rest of the presents with this music in the background.
Wai- Who's this present from? Ah, it's from Yokoshima-sensei.
I got it from her.
Why are you making such a troubled face? Whaaat? Yokoshima-senseei? Why do you guys sound like you don't like this? What are you guys saying? She's still a teacher, even if she's "that.
" "That" what? I must accept her feelings! Um, Prez, are you going to open that? Why? Well, we can sort of tell how this is going to end up already I-I've never seen this before! It's a two-prong type.
It's different if you change the switch.
I want to believe that I'm only imagining she likes this present the most Lastly, I'll take a look at Aria's present.
Th-This is! It was an occasion, so I tried it out.
What do you think? Stuffed doll in bondage It's a work of art! It was good practice for me, too.
Practice for what? Wonderful! She really likes it! Can I hang it in the Student Council room just for today? Of course! Yup! Birthdays sure are nice.
Yeah, these birthdays are nice, too.
By the way, when's your birthday, Tsuda? Oh, next month Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
When's yours, Suzu-chan? It was back in April.
To Everyone: Congrats! It's raining.
And they said it wouldn't rain today.
I have an umbrella I keep in here.
I do.
I do have an umbrella.
Me too.
Really? That's great.
Good thing we can put the umbrella you forgot here to some use.
Wow Prez, you totally know my personality! That's why I'm fine with just up to here See you.
Thanks for your work.
Now that I think about it, we're both under one umbrella.
That's true.
Would we appear to be in that kind of a relationship from an outsider's point of view? We'll have to be careful.
You're popular after all, Prez.
You'll have to be careful Are you going this way, Prez? Yeah.
That's why I'm fine with just up to here.
Then, take my umbrella.
No, but I'll be fine.
I can't let the birthday girl get wet on the way home.
See you.
H-Hey! Want to stay under the umbrella until the light turns green? Sure.
Did he catch one? Ha! Yada asa da Ha! Oh no it's morning Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu… Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, Toast kuwae magari kado Gottsunko de I fall in love and crash, that's where I fall in love Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Mousou ga shumi I am shomin Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Googling Guguttari Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Wikittari wikittari Use your voice more Motto voice wo It's an information society Jouhou shakai Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Digestion, absorption? I agree Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time Mattemashita lunch time Housoubu anison nagasu! The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique The sunset Yuuyake ga Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Aishuu sasou brings about sorrow Motto voice wo Use your voice more In the classroom Kyoushitsu de Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense… I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Next Time Preview For once, I guess I'll do the preview for the next time like a teacher.
Where's the script? Right, here you go.
Let's see here: next time, Seitokai- Next time, Seitokai Yakuindomo will be cover pages 87 through 110 in volume 1 of the original comics.
This kind of treatment even during the preview I can't take it! Your rear, isn't it tedious? I'm just unsatisfied! I need to go to school with bread in my mouth too!