Seitokai yakuindomo (2010) s01e10 Episode Script

The Maid Saw It! The Young Lady's Lewd (Omission)

1 Oh? Welcome everyone, and thank you for your visit.
My name is Dejima, the maid of this mansion.
I excel at cooking and cleaning.
My hobby is the smelling of Milady's used and worn clothing.
There seems to be another visitor, so I shall take my leave now Well then, ladies and gentlemen, the maid saw it all.
Look forward to the Milady's unsightly self in the early afternoon: The Secret Flower Garden.
What the hell is starting here?! Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: Ten! Using the bathroom for purposes other than the original one is forbidden! Well, we wouldn't anyway.
Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We'll round up the whole lot of you Isshindoutai Doutai? We're one in body and soulwait body? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Be pure and pretty Junjoukaren de are Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Your bangs, the length of your skirt Maegami skirt no take let's follow school rules Kousoku junshu shimashou Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa I sincerely want to inherit them Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai Nadesico no makenai policy the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with S.
, S.
! Don't be shy!! Yay! Be proud and don't get washed away Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo by myself Yukkuri to sakasemashou Let's bloom it slowly Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Everyone, be more and more beautiful Minna motto motto utsushiku are Massugu ni susumimashou Let's go straight forward! WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! Itchy.
Is it your back? I'll scratch it for you.
No, it's that day again.
I'm not sure what to say, but I'm sorry.
The maid saw it all! The milady's rudeness (omitted) Tsuda, why are you dragging yourself like that? Well, I'm suffering from some serious muscle ache because of the sports festival yesterday Oh, you came already? No, I didn't! Takatoshi's Body Pretty fragile, aren't you? You seem to be doing fine, on the other hand.
Yeah, that's because I exercise.
I always walk around on my toes.
I never noticed! Welcome back.
We're back.
Oh, where did you get those flowers? A girl from the Grounds Committee gave them to me.
They're beautiful.
Would you like to put them up somewhere? But we don't have any vases in here.
Then we could use that instead! You have masturbation toys, but no vases? Come in! Yo.
Oh, isn't that pretty? Seriously?! I have this week's Ousai Newspaper here with me.
Ousai Student Council Newspaper Student Council President Amakusa Shino Of particular note, the Student Council President's approval rating is 98%.
Gimme five, Shino-chan! No, we did this thanks to everyone's efforts.
No no, this is actually some pretty good stuff.
She's right! You think so? I think it's good as well.
Well, the reason was that they didn't care who's the president, as long as it wasn't them.
That wasn't very thoughtful of them to write that.
You need to be more thoughtful.
Unthoughtful rascals Tsuda, what happened to your finger? Oh, I cut it on the plate I broke.
It was such a hassle, bleeding all over the place D-Don't! I can't stand painful stories! Yokoshima-sensei, how did you get that blister there? Oh, that's from a whip.
Does it hurt? Does it hurt?! Now you're going to listen? People listening to, and talking about painful stories Cafeteria You sure eat a lot, Mutsumi! I get full just from watching you.
This is nothing! Oh, you're eating in the cafeteria today as well? Oh, you're eating in the cafeteria today as well? Huh? My appetite suddenly disappeared.
Oh? Is that what you call pure? Pure Future career assessment, huh? I'm planning to go to university, but It's still quite difficult to think about your future.
That's true.
You don't need to think about it so deeply.
"The right people and the right place.
" You just have to choose a good place which suits your abilities.
I see.
For example: if you're good at imagining erotic stuff, you become a teacher.
Right Say what?! People who took her seriously, only to be let down One day, we were invited to the Shichijou-senpai's house Welcome! Thank you for inviting us today.
Not at all.
You seem to be a bit late, though Did you get lost? No, we arrived at the address without any problems But we got lost once we passed the gates Wow It's huge Amazing, isn't it? Dejima-san? A maid?! So they really do exist Take everyone to the room, please.
Yes, ma'am.
I need to visit the bathroom for a minute.
Please, go ahead.
I'm lost.
Wha-? This mansion is huge, isn't it? Please forgive me, for I've entered this mansion only recently.
To be accurate, I've begun working here only recently.
Hey! Come this way! So that's how it is I used to do development work.
Really? Such as? Backdoors.
I'm just making sure, but you mean school gates, right? No, the more dirty kind.
This is my room.
It's huge! Oh! You can see a grand tree from here.
Apparently that tree is a memorable one for my parents.
You mean they proposed under that tree, right? Well Pretty close! The correct answer is: this is the place where the seed was planted and I was born! Close.
Ladies and gentleman, the tea is ready.
Thank you.
Oh! Forgive me, Milady.
However, I dropped my contacts, being the clumsy maid that I am.
That's terrible! We should look for it together.
Did you find it? Nope.
I did find 3 strands of pubic hair, though.
Oh, my! Search properly.
Oh, it's this late already.
Why don't you stay for dinner? No, we couldn't trouble you that much Don't worry! We've prepared food we normally don't eat just for you today.
Rich people's perspectives sure are different Yup We had a lot of fun today.
Come again, okay? Dejima-san, could you show them the way to the front gates? Yes, ma'am.
Are you going to be all right? How rude.
Did you think I'd get lost in the mansion I serve at? Yup.
That's what happened earlier.
I'll be fine.
I do the "take a walk blindfolded" play every night, after all! I'll get home on my own! People who do the "Take a walk blindfolded" play every night Let's see.
Who'll be next Tsuda, read it.
Oh, okay.
He was so excited when he peeped Jane's legs All right Let's have Tsuda prove this one.
Oh, okay.
I'll have Tsuda-kun read it out for me today.
Y-Yes! In the Student Council's suggestion box I'm so tired after standing up all day long That's no good.
Hurry up and take care of it! Haven't you been observing my work today?! I don't have such character setting Oh, looks like a dog got into the back garden.
Where is it? Where is it? But there's no one like that around Well, that's because it was a real dog Tell 'em Suzu-chan! Tell 'em, Suzu-chan! The returnee with an IQ of 180, Hagimura Suzu She is clever Apparently, people in the olden days used to use bread instead of erasers.
Trivia Really? I knew that I knew that.
This is so hard Intelligence rings Sure is That's the wrong way That's the wrong way.
It's difficult to be thoughtful It's difficult to be thoughtful She is clever Suzu-chan, it's torn open! What?! You're right, it is torn.
I wonder when it got torn up Let me see Not there! Children that sleep, grow The young girl Suzu, dreaming of her young body's development What a nice body! It's wonderful! She had a bad dream Today at 4pm in the meeting room, we have a club budget meeting Hagimura, wasn't this supposed to be at 4:30pm? Oh, my bad! Moreover, I'm surprised you could tell I wrote it.
Well, of course.
By the positioning.
Hm? Oh, I mean by your handwriting Tell 'em, Kaede-chan! Tell 'em Kaede-chan! I'm a member of the Disciplinary Committee, Igarashi Kaede.
I've come here to hand over a notice from the Committee to the Student Council.
Yes? Oh- And here appears the Vice-President.
However, I don't falter, and hand over the notice as a member of the Committee.
U-Um Accept this, please! Isn't this going to cause some kind of a misunderstanding? Today, we're going to interview the Chief of the Disciplinary Committee, Igarashi Kaede-san.
Why in the Student Council room According to rumours, you're supposed to be clean of males, correct? Well, I guess, somehow In other words, you entered the Disciplinary Committee based on your past experiences.
Huh? So, how many men were you tricked by? Uh, I don't have that kind of past Tell 'em, Hata-san! Tell 'em Hata-san! Did you know? The "Tell 'em, Kaede-chan" was actually my corner already.
Wh-What did you say?! This is the head of the Newspaper Club, Hata-san.
The head of the Newspaper Club, Hata-san She always carries around a camera, ready to strike when a scoop appears.
In a way, this camera is already a part of my body.
The spirit of a professional, huh? It's more like my vagina, to be accurate.
I'm sure you only wanted to point out the importance of it But why that? Hata-san of the Newspaper Club would even lie in wait in order to make the headlines.
And that's why I always carry around other stuff besides the camera.
Umbrella, waterproof jacket, food supplies Oh? This is empty.
That's for urinating into.
You're sacrificing way too much! A Rainy Day I like rain.
Really? Because it covers up the sound of you masturbating, right? Another rainy day I don't like rain Oh, is that so? You're unable to hear other people's footsteps, so you can't relax and masturbate, huh? My fate did not change no matter what I picked.
We sang the school's song at the morning assembly today, right? We did.
You don't know the words, do you? Was only mouthing Well, school songs are always filled with difficult words, and I find them really difficult to remember.
That's a problem of your interest.
It won't be a problem if you think of it as an anime song.
I don't have such character setting! I have some business with Yokoshima-sensei, so I'm going to see her now.
You can return to the Student Council room first.
All right.
Why are you sitting here with such a troubled face, Yokoshima-sensei? I can't close an opened mouth, you see Did something happen? I took a big one and now it's all loose! I couldn't reply.
Good work! Oh, just in time! Huh? I tried putting some wasabi into these cookies.
Is that kind of stuff all right? Well, just imagine you were tricked and try one.
Just like when you'd find out your childhood friend wasn't a virgin! Is that really okay?! People going crazy on the Internet after finding out his wife wasn't a virgin We're having the Cultural Festival next week! It's one of the major events of the autumn.
My chest is starting to dance! Don't make them dance! if you don't mind I'll be your partner The Judo Club will be doing an open session during the Cultural Festival.
Be sure to come cheer us on! Who are you going against this time? It's a full-out contact match! We'll fire it up and get more members! Judo Club Karate Club Karate Club Judo Club Karate Club Judo Club Judo Club Karate Club Come back safely Student Council Room I'm sorry it's on such a short notice, but my senpai from the drama club asked me to help them out with their Cultural Festival play.
Could you please accompany me for the practice? Of course.
Thank you so much! All right, this scene where the maid and the dog play around together Just making sure, who's playing what? Woof! Shake! Woof, woof.
Penis! Tsuda! It looks like everyone's getting excited.
Well, the Cultural Festival is tomorrow.
Everyone is puffing their chests up with excitement! Bounce! Of course they won't literally puff up! I did it again.
We will now be starting the 2010 Ousai Academy Cultural Festival.
It's that way! Yup! Prez, you have black circles under your eyes.
So do you The preparations dragged on until the last minute, and I was called out everywhere until late.
They needed some guys I-I'm sorry! Lacked sleep because she was too excited to fall asleep People who stay up all night before events, despite the fact it's against the rules Excuse me.
I came to deliver the maid uniform you told me you'd like to use for the play.
Good work! Um But Dejima-san, you're wearing it right now Please, do not worry.
I'll return home completely naked.
I'm worried about what's going on in your mind.
Hey, Student Council members! Oh? This is our supervising teacher, Yokoshima-sensei.
Oh, really? Thank you very much for taking care of Milady.
It's no problem at all.
Well I am troubling you What's with that unsatisfied tone, huh?! The Student Council is searching for stalls which break the rules Ghosts Ghosts Hagimura, you've gone past it.
It's here.
Right, I didn't notice since I'm so short! You hate it enough to expose your own weakness?! Yes.
So the emergency exit is This is bad.
I won't be able to maintain my dignity as a Student Council member if I let out a scream here! Well, we'll check it from the inside just to be sure.
All right.
Shall we get going, Hagimura? You try so hard Kaede, please refill the tea at the table three.
Right away! Hey! Over here! There! Takatoshi's Body Suzu's head What a skill She's hanging in there Milady, The Midnight Tremor Drama Club I hope I'll do fine.
You will! It's finally time for the real thing, huh? Yeah! My heart's been jumping about for a while now.
Your boobs are in the way, so I can't feel your heartbeat! How cruel.
I'm sorry! Ma'am I I accidentally saw! Milady, you were masturbating in the study.
And what's more, it was so violent! I I What's wrong? Is it something you cannot say? Just spill it all now! I cannot say any more! Shichijou-senpai is a good actress, even though it's this kind of play Apparently she studied from DVDs.
Oh, I see! The actress serviced men with a vibrator inside her.
But she hasn't actually done it, right? Your acting was quite splendid, Milady.
Dejima-san, thank you very much for your uniform.
Then I shall get changed now.
But you should get it cleaned at least once Here? No.
A maid's casual clothing is the maid uniform, after all.
Moreover, Milady's used clothing is so inviting Lies! Festivals like these awaken the kid within me.
Yeah, that's true.
"Cultural festivals are for fooling kids anyway.
" I'm a bad, bitter boy for thinking that.
Look at that, Tsuda! That class is amazing! Let's check it out! President Amakusa, we're looking for participants for the Miss Ousai contest.
Would you like to be one? Wha-? Apparently you have to do it in a swimsuit.
Th-There's no way I can do such a thing! Oh, don't worry.
We're not expecting any accidental exposure from you, anyway.
Can I have a chocolate banana, please? Sure! It's been so long since I had one of these This is weird! It's supposed to be a long time, but it feels like I had one in my mouth just recently Maybe you did? Oh.
One ice candy, please.
Is it so good it makes you cry? It's been so long since I had one I shouldn't have asked 3 on 3 Basketball Tournament Men's Basketball Club Whoa! The guys are so energetic! It sure made me sweat a lot.
It doesn't look like you're sweating all that much, though.
It's not my body sweat I'm talking about, it's the sweat down there Where's Tsuda?! Where's Tsuda with all his comments?! Tsuda! I'm beat I finally managed to get some free time.
I'm going to take a little rest Just five minutes Tsuda.
Oh? You're finally awake.
It's evening already.
How could this happen? My first Cultural Festival ever and it all ended while I was asleep It hasn't ended yet.
There's still the folk dance on the last evening of the festival.
I'll be your partner, if you don't mind.
Well I guess these endings are good too.
Ha! Oh no it's morning Ha! Yada asa da Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu… Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, Toast kuwae magari kado and crash, that's where I fall in love Gottsunko de I fall in love Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Mousou ga shumi I am shomin Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Googling Guguttari Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! wikittari Wikittari Motto voice wo Use your voice more Jouhou shakai It's an information society hai! hai! hai! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree Digestion, absorption? I agree I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time Mattemashita lunch time The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Housoubu anison nagasu! Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Yuuyake ga The sunset Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! brings about sorrow Aishuu sasou Use your voice more Motto voice wo In the classroom Kyoushitsu de Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense… I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Next Time Preview It's nearly Christmas.
What are you going to ask from Santa, Suzu-chan? Santa?! Please, stop treating me like a child! Next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo, we'll cover pages 87 through 116 in Volume 2.
By the way, I had my adult- I've never seen such a biological phenomenon before Is it better if I put on underwear? Santa's tendency You're making it difficult for Santa!