Seitokai yakuindomo (2010) s01e11 Episode Script

I've Never Seen Natural Phenomena Like This

1 It's useless! I just can't get motivated enough to do this! But why? Manga I can't believe they're still using this joke! Taka-nii! What's up? Could you please watch me study? "Watch you study?" Is that all I have to do? Yeah, I just can't get motivated unless someone is watching me.
Actually, I get a lot more excited when someone watches me.
I- uh, I'm sorry.
What are we talking about again? Ousai Academy's Student Council rules: Eleven! No talking during class! What?! Wait, that was actually legit.
It's once in a lifetime, be determined and accomplish something Isseiichidai Ichinenhokki We'll round up the whole lot of you Issaigassai Ichimoudajin We're one in body and soulwait body? Isshindoutai Doutai? ONLY ONE! No.
1! OSAI GIRLS AND BOYS!! Junjoukaren de are Be pure and pretty Aspiration is a beautiful thing Uruwashiki koujoushin so engrave it well into your heart Gutto mune ni kizande Your bangs, the length of your skirt Maegami skirt no take let's follow school rules Kousoku junshu shimashou Stretch and stand up straight Pin to shisen tadashite I sincerely want to inherit them Seijitsu ni uketsugitai wa Those gallant teachings are Ririshii oshie wo in the present, past, or future, Genzai kako mirai Nadesico no makenai policy the policies that Nadeshiko used and never lost with S.
, S.
! Don't be shy!! Yay! Be proud and don't get washed away Hokorashiku nagasaretari shinai yo by myself Let's bloom it slowly Yukkuri to sakasemashou Purely, correctly Kiyoku tadashiku Keep your pace!! Your greatest ally is yourself Ichiban no mikata ha jishinjibun Everyone, be more and more beautiful Minna motto motto utsushiku are Let's go straight forward! Massugu ni susumimashou WE LOVE OSAI.
WE ARE SYD! Hey, did you know that Ousai has entrance interviews as well? Oh, you're right.
Alright, Taka-nii, help me practice for the interview.
Sure thing.
That's the tissue Tsuda-kun used Let's see What do you want to do when you enter our school? Oh I haven't thought about that question yet.
All you have to do is say what you'd like to do.
Oh! Then An immoral relationship with teachers? That's the first thing that pops in your head? Well What's your best subject? Health and Sexual Education Actually, just the health part! Barely! Barely safe! Um Do you have anything where you know you wouldn't lose to anyone? Sexual delusions! OUT! You should think about this more seriously.
Huh? But I am serious.
That's even worse That's bad There's so much competition to get into Ousai, considering it's so popular.
Really? One of the reasons being the uniforms.
Everyone says it's cute.
So is that the reason you want to attend as well? Actually, I want to attend because it's so close by.
You are my sister, after all.
Your sister's going to apply for Ousai? Yeah.
That's why I'm helping her with her studies.
Oh? Is she really going to be okay? If you'd like, I could help her out, too.
For real? I'd love that! I just feel bad for the sister who's taught by the likes of you.
So, are there any subjects she's good at? Let me think Her best subject is just the health part of Health and Sexual Education She's confident she won't lose to another person in terms of sexual delusions And she gets excited when people watch her.
What a pitiful little sister Ah~ Oh~ No~ No Smudge What the-?! Who the hell stuck their gum on here?! Now I look erotic! That's not what you should be angry about.
It's okay to get angry Good morning.
Tsuda, what are you looking at? Well, you see When I woke up this morning, I found myself sleeping in a very weird position I see.
So, if I were to take a wild guess You feel asleep after masturbating on the floor? That really is a wild guess Aria, you should eat faster.
Lunch break will be over soon.
My mouth is too small, so I can't eat too fast.
Is that so? That'll be problematic when you find a lover.
I better not join this conversation It's okay for you to join Oh, I got ink on my hand.
Who left this used tissue here? That's the tissue that Tsuda-kun used.
Oh! Yes, it's mine! But you've got it all wrong! Doesn't it feel terrible when you want to let it out, but can't? Oh? Look up.
Butsudan Flip Today, we will be interviewing the president of the Judo Club, Mitsuba Mutsumi-san.
So you recently won the contact matches during the Cultural Festival.
You probably have no worthy opponents now.
That's not true at all.
I believe my true opponent lies within me.
Oh? So, expanding on that thought You've recently found out what sort of person you are and find it hard to accep- Sorry, let me have a word with her.
Aside from that, your uniform seems quite worn out.
Yeah, I've used it a lot.
Our prez is always the first to practice.
So is it safe to assume your future dream is to Yes To become a bride! So bright Sheesh.
I really hate wearing skirts on such windy days.
I don't think you can say that indiscriminately.
You can legitimately expose yourself.
That's true.
You didn't hear that.
You still won't be seeing anything on the DVDs Damn it Disciplinary Committee Activity Suggestions Here is the Disciplinary Committee proposal for our next activity.
All right.
I'll be sure to give it to President Amakusa later.
Look at me, having a proper conversation with a male student.
I've come a long way.
You're so far away.
Student Council Room There's a meeting for the Cultural Club tomorrow.
Oh, I've already booked the meeting room.
Oh, wow.
It looks like you're getting used to being a vice-president.
Seems like you shed your old skin.
Oh, please Tsuda-kun! I heard from Shino-chan that you got circumcized? Just how many people did she tell?! I wrote it on the Student Council Newspapers Oh- What? I've been thinking about getting a cat recently.
We've found students staying after school hours.
I should go yell at them.
Tell them to go suck on their mom's breasts.
We're talking about high school students.
That'd be a bit rude.
Oh What if we told them to go drink their boyfriend's cum? That's a great idea! It's already past school hours Okay! Oh, and maybe we can tell them to go suck on their boyfriend's penis! Wow! That's brilliant! If You're a Good Kid, Every Day, Every Morning Drink it All It's cold.
It's hard to get up on winter mornings.
Good morning, Prez.
D-Don't tell me What's wrong? Huh? I've never seen such a biological phenomenon before! Is it better if I put on underwear? There we go.
Tsuda-kun, you're so strong! Well, I do work out.
You're right.
Your arms are rock hard.
Wow! It's amazing! Then would you mind carrying those next? No.
He has to take care of mine, first.
Me first, Shino-chan.
No way.
I told Tsuda to do all this first.
That's no fair! Oh, come on! Huh? A muddy swamp scene I've started dieting recently.
Huh, why? It's not like you're fat.
I want to have a thin waist like you.
Oh no, you have a perfect waist already.
That's not true.
I mean, look at yours.
You are no different! See? An unexpected twist?! Tsuda looks mesmerized.
I think I'll pull a little prank on him.
Guess who! Well It's definitely not Hagimura.
It's cold! I can't focus on my work under these conditions Soon I'll get sleepy and freeze to death.
You're exaggerating.
And, because of that, we set up the kotatsu.
Yay! But the situation got worse Kotatsu, the ultimate legend The kotatsu's a bit too hot.
Should we turn it down? Can you wait a second? Student Council Room Today, as is tradition for the end of the year, we will be cleaning up the Student Council's room! I need to put my bandana on.
Your hair will get in the way otherwise.
Oh, right.
If that's the case, should I put on some underwear, too? Isn't that something you should've had on from the beginning? Don't tell me that you're not wearing any right now Not wearing any It's easier to clean small places like these with a glove instead of a cloth.
It gets stuck on my hangnail and it freaking hurts! Spray! I've never seen that cleaning spray before.
This one? I brought it from home.
All the way from home? Yeah, this one is amazing.
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The telephone service has ended.
What's wrong? Nothing brooms just tend to remind me of something special Back when I was a little kid I had always admired this witch I saw on TV.
Especially when she was on her broom.
Oh, that program! Yes.
And to this day, I still remember it clearly.
It looked as if it felt very good I know, right?! You shouldn't.
You find a lot of stuff when you clean behind the shelves.
Oh, this is my eraser.
It's my vibrator remote! So this is where it was Now I can finally turn it off.
I'm supposed to be surprised, but it's scary how calm I am right now.
Look at all the trash you found.
Yeah, but it feels a bit wasteful just throwing it out.
You can't think like that.
You won't be using this stuff anyway.
We need to make up our minds to throw away things from time to time, you know.
By the way I recently threw away my shame! Was that really recently? Tsuda, please carry this.
Please do this one after that! Sure sure.
I think you're the type of person that's always going to be pushed around by someone in the future.
Really? You filthy pig! You filthy tuna! Do I really have to pick one? We're finally done! Good job, everyone.
Oh, that's the part I wiped.
The window's sparkling clean.
Good job, Tsuda.
No You're much more beautiful, Prez.
Tsuda See? The windows you wiped are much cleaner.
What? Oh yeah The misunderstanding has ended.
How about we hold a Christmas party at my villa? That's what Shichijou-senpai asked me.
Oh? For how long? From the 23rd, so 3 days and 2 nights.
Those days are close to my days so I'd better remember to bring my sanitary equipment! Looks like you totally want to tag along.
Santa's tendency This is our villa.
What an impressive building.
It really is! How impressive.
Hagimura! You shouldn't say that when you're standing right there! Huh? Actually, Taka-nii is pretty impressive down there.
Really?! And when did you sneak a peek? Wow.
It's also spacious on the inside.
Amazing! You really are rich.
Tsuda-san, I have a warning for you.
Huh? I ask that you do not try to do anything indecent with Milady.
Not that I would My apologies if this has ruined your evening.
However, as a maid, it is my duty to protect my master's body.
That is also the reason why I hold the key to her chastity belt.
I need to use the bathroom, so Here you go, Milady.
What a troublesome master-servant relationship.
Wow! Amazing! Hey now, don't get too excited.
I'm gonna explore this house for a bit! Don't be gone for too long.
Okay! I'm sorry she can't stay put, Prez.
Huh? If you're looking for her, she went exploring with your sister.
Right So this is the bathroom! It's huge! You're not getting any bath scenes Shichijou-senpai, where's the bathroom? Go through the door, it's at the end of the corridor.
Um There's graffiti on the toilet bowl Oh, I wrote that when I was a kid.
Meat That makes it five times creepier.
Is that for the gift exchange? What did you bring, Tsuda? A pendant.
A pendant? I'm the only guy here, so I thought that a piece of jewelry would be nice.
Only guy here Um, Tsuda About me Huh? Never mind, what was that?! I wonder what the others brought! I wonder too.
That's Shichijou-senpai's, Hagimura's, Kotomi's Wait.
Whose box is that? Oh, this gift is from me.
So you're contributing too, Dejima-san? Well, technically guys can use this too.
Though, in your case, you'd insert it elsewhere.
I can't end up with that Let's play this board game before bed! Sure.
Should we ask Tsuda if he wants to join in? Yeah, let's all go to Tsuda's room.
Guess I'll sleep.
You're not sleeping tonight! Wh-What? Here we go! My dear guests.
How about a bath before the party? That's a good idea.
Well then, take this.
Thank you.
Please be sure to clean your body well.
I'd like to serve sashimi on your naked body.
Why isn't anybody shocked? I'd also like to serve some kelp sake.
But we're still minors! Is that so? My apologies.
So she actually has that bit of common sense.
Well then Let's start the Christmas party! Yay! Now, a few words from our Council President, Shino-chan.
Everyone, have as much fun as you can tonight.
No need to be polite.
So, there's the possibility that masochist guys might take the lead! Aren't I the only masochist guy here? People are looking at me like I'm weird, too Wow, this is really good.
Dejima-san's household skills are top-notch.
You're too kind.
Even I have things I'm bad at.
Especially laundry.
It's such a waste to wash it away.
Why did you hire her? When we were kids, we'd hang up our stockings and wait for Santa.
We did.
Ten Years Ago It's cold by the window.
You'll catch a cold, Kotomi.
Onii-chan! There's something I want to know about Santa.
What is it? Tell me.
Well Santa's semen.
What's the matter, Taka-nii? Well, didn't we use to hang up our stockings and wait for Santa? I think kneesocks and pantyhoses are more helpful than stockings for Santa's work.
Kotomi, five years old.
This video cannot restrain itself Next up is the long-awaited gift exchange! The rule is to circle the gifts around until the music stops! So, I'm turning the lights off.
I'm getting excited.
Hah, hah Everybody stripped Don't actually get excited! This video can't stop itself Tsuda.
Well, does it look good on me? Did you like my present? Yeah.
Thank goodness.
It looks really good on you, Prez.
Really Thanks.
So here.
Huh? This is my own present to you.
You've worked really hard this year as the Vice-President.
Thank you, Prez! Look, Tsuda! It's snowing! We're having a white Christmas! Did you know? Every snowflake is unique.
So fleeting I see.
But I think today's memories will live on forever.
Christmas was fun today.
How would you like to with me next year Hello, good boys and girls! I-Is that Santa Claus? The real Santa?! Here! See you next year! What's that? What did he give you? No fair, only you got one.
I got a gift from the real Santa! Ha! Oh no it's morning Ha! Yada asa da Hi! What time is it? Hi! Ima nanji? Fu! It's okay just five more minutes Fu… Mada heiki ato gofun He? I need to hurry He? Isoganakya With some hot milk Ho-t milk de Go! I'm totally ready for the day Go! Ichinichi ha danzen banzen Going around the corner with toast in my mouth, Toast kuwae magari kado and crash, that's where I fall in love Gottsunko de I fall in love Stop, aren't you watching too much anime? Cho w anime no misugi ja nai? Mousou ga shumi I am shomin My hobby is fantasizing! I am a common Yeah yeah The first lesson is also a type of training Hai hai! Shigyou aru shu no shuugyou is all part of the days of youth Seishun no hibi yo Yeah yeah first period in the pool so ridiculous Hai hai! Ichigen pool ariene These days you really have to say "good job" Good gob na hibi yo Googling Guguttari Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Wikittari wikittari Use your voice more Motto voice wo Jouhou shakai It's an information society Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! If I swim and use up unnecessary strength then the drops would splash too in the blue spring Oyoide muda ni ne tairyoku tsukau wa shizuku mo hajikeru aoi haru Second period, I'm already hungry Nigen de sude ni hungry Digestion, absorption? I agree Shouka kyuushuu ni I agree I've been waiting for it, it's lunch time Mattemashita lunch time The Broadcasting Club sends out anime songs Housoubu anison nagasu! Yeah yeah love affairs I've had crushes too Hai hai! Ren'ai koi ni koishite! Yeah yeah let me borrow your notebook it's a give and take Hai hai! Note wo kashite yo, give & take Aitai! Kare kara mail kita teki na It's like an e-mail "I want to meet you right now" from a boyfrend Yeah yeah It'm my technique i've been modestly pride about Hai hai! Kenkyo ni jiman technique The sunset Yuuyake ga Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! brings about sorrow Aishuu sasou Use your voice more Motto voice wo In the classroom Kyoushitsu de Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! hai! hai! hai! Talking and listening a meaningless nonsense… I'm happy that someone agrees in the blue spring Imifu na tawagoto uketari hiitari doui ga ureshiii aoi haru Next Time Preview Taka-nii, it's the next episode preview! Uh, next time on Seitokai Yakuindomo, we'll cover pages 117 through 140 in Volume 2.
Wait, why are you at the preview? Prez and the others said they were beep.
We have our first beep during the preview! It's universally embarrassing School uniforms are the best half-worn Wasn't it your own version of exhibition play?