Shake It Up! s03e15 Episode Script

Love and War It Up

Hey, Rocky, I was just wondering, if I look wonderful in my costume for the Alice in Wonderland dance.
Okay, now I know what Alice was wondering Why her friend wasn't listening to her! Oh uh sorry, I was Speed texting my dad.
(Chuckles) Your dad is speed texting now? Because last time I checked, it took him an hour to type up a search on "the interwebs machine".
Uh, did I say my dad? I meant to say Oh, save it.
We both know who you're texting.
None other than my evil Nemesis, Logan.
Okay, calm down, drama Queen of Hearts.
All right, he's not a super villain.
But, if he was, his superpower would be melting you with his dreamy eyes.
Turkey club.
What? Oh, what I had for lunch.
Just wanted you to know what you're about to see.
(Audience cheering) (Pop music playing) Man: It's party time! Wake up, wake up.
Party time! Wake up, wake up.
Women: No matter what may happen in our lives.
You are you and I am I.
I wanna rule the world, you wanna wake it up.
But we're here for each other no matter what, what, what, what, what, what.
What, what, what, what, what, what.
Rained just a little but yeah we dance in it.
Rock to the rhythm and we put our hands with it.
One life to live, so we live it to the fullest.
Young and free, yeah, you know how we do it.
Head in the clouds and sun shines bright.
Hope in your eyes and it shines that light.
Gravity itself couldn't hold you down.
Joy inside and the merry-go-round.
And we bring it right back.
Nothing's gonna break us apart.
And we bring it right back.
We're always gonna shine in the dark.
Wherever we go.
Wherever we are.
We'll always be like two halves of the same heart.
Stop! Women: And we bring it right back.
Bring it right back.
Nothing's gonna break us apart.
And we bring it right back.
Always gonna shine in the dark.
Wherever we go.
Wherever we are.
We'll always be like two halves of the same heart.
We'll always be like two halves of the same heart.
And we bring it right back.
(Audience cheering) Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor.
It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4.
Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore.
Don't knock it.
'Til you rock it.
We can't take it no more.
Bring the lights up, bust the doors down.
All together now.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
Shake It Up.
Yeah, I know, Badminton is kind of a random sport, but it is way cooler than it looks.
Okay, it's not way cooler than it looks, but I'm really good at it.
(Laughs) Uh, speaking of games, have you ever played "skooch"? Uh, the object of the game is to see how close to the wall, you can skooch, so no one can see you.
(Chuckles) All right, let's play it now.
Yeah.
How's this? Wow, impressive.
You're ready for round two, skooch and shush.
All right, so, be quiet and hold this in front of your face.
Okay.
I think I just found something that's less cool than Badminton.
Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
Be right back.
Hey, you.
(Chuckles) Such a surprise seeing you here, since I thought it was double-detention Monday.
It's Monday? Oh, great.
Now, it's going to be triple-detention Tuesday.
- Want to sit? - Uh, no actually.
I'm good standing.
(Chuckles) Oh, you're here with him.
Yeah well, don't look now, but I think your boyfriend's cheating on you with that wall.
CeCe, do you want to come hang with us? Nah, I'd rather stick this plastic fork into my eye, and twirl it around - like it's a plate of spaghetti.
- Are you done? No.
Then I eat my eyeball and realize it's not a meatball, so I get all really sick, and grossed out, miss class get a fourth detention So thanks a lot for that, Rocky! Well, I hope you and your wild imagination have a good time.
Oh, so you're ditching me for him? (Gasps) "Oh, I promise, CeCe, nothing will change between me and you".
"You won't even notice he's in my life".
Yeah, well, newsflash, Rocky! Because it's hard not to notice someone cuddling a wall! Okay, you know what? Enough is enough.
Follow me.
What? Hey, look who I found! - CeCe.
- (Scoffs) Logan.
Wow, you got a lot of hate in that handbag.
Okay, well, guys, here's the dealio.
All right, we're all going to hang out together.
Okay, he can hang with us.
No, you can hang with us.
Okay, how about all of us Hang out together? No, thank you.
I'd rather take this plastic fork and jam it in my eye.
Oh, look, we found something we can do together.
You know what? I've to go anyway.
I have Badminton practice.
I'll talk to you later, Rocky.
Well, that could not have gone worse.
Really? I thought it was kind of fun.
At least when he left.
Okay, CeCe, look.
We need to talk, all right? We're getting older, and we're gonna need to learn how to navigate these new dating dynamics when it comes to our best-friendship.
(Sighs) I know.
It's just It's hard for me to hang out with you and a guy I can't stand.
Oh, I know! Tomorrow night, uh, Logan and I were supposed to have our first dinner date, so maybe we can turn it into a double date, and you can bring someone.
Like who? It doesn't matter, because whoever my best friend likes I like too.
(Chuckles) We'll see about that.
I came over as soon as I got your text.
What's the emergency? The Chicago Youth Air Band Competition is this weekend! That's the emergency? You know I was at work and left Crusty's unattended, right? Oh, which reminds me So, what do you say? Let's form an air band and enter! You know, my entire life I've dreamed of being in a band.
But unfortunately, you know, I can't play an instrument, and I don't really like wearing wigs, you know? It's not a hair band competition! It's an air band competition! You only pretend to play instruments.
And I'm the pretend lead guitar player.
Can I be the pretend drummer? I already pretend a lot in my room at night.
I wouldn't mention that to people if I were you.
Zam! What's all this? Well, I'm calling it Chez Crust-ay.
(Chuckles) I want my first nighttime date to be something unforgettable.
Beautiful flowers for the beautiful lady.
Wow, it's gonna be pretty hard to forget that.
Why does it say "Mazel tov"? Because I got to the florist right before closing and this is all they had left.
Oh.
(Chuckles) Hey why are there four plates? Uh, well, you see I probably should have mentioned this to you sooner, - but I kind of invited - CeCe to come? Yes, but it's not going to be like last time, I promise, because she's bringing a date.
That'll make it fun, right? As much fun as dinner on the Titanic.
Well, I bet dinner on the Titanic was really fun, you know, until the not enough lifeboats thing.
Iceberg, headed this way.
Hey, guys, I want you to meet my date.
His name is Casper Carrington the Third.
Hello, Rocky.
CeCe: Oh, silly me.
I totally forgot.
You guys do know each other.
(Gasps) Casper Carrington the Third's the guy who always beats you every year at the Academic Decathlon.
In fact, what's that cute little nickname you have for him? (Chuckles) My mortal enemy.
So cute! Yeah, I have a cute nickname for you, too "Second Place".
Um, where are the lifeboats? I want to get off this ship while I still can.
(Knocking at door) Hey, Tinka, are you here to audition? No, I'm here because CeCe borrowed my hot glue gun for her "I despise Logan" burn book.
But what's this audition you speak of? Uh, we need a lead singer for our new air band.
Audition for me, Tinka, baby.
"Tinka, baby" does not audition.
"Tinka, baby" is offer only.
Sorry, but no can do, Tinka, baby.
- Fine.
Where's the microphone? - Yes! Oh, it's okay, I always come prepared.
(Chuckles) (Clears throat) Check, check, check this out.
(Chuckles) Put me in your band, or else.
Both: Welcome to the band! CeCe, why would you bring him here? What? You said we were going on a double-date.
So, you just coincidentally chose the one guy that I cannot stand! Casper Carrington the Turd.
- I'm pretty sure it's "the third".
- (Chuckles) Not in my opinion.
Oh, Rocky, I really didn't think you'd mind, since we're getting older, and we have to learn how to navigate these new dynamics in our best-friendship.
CeCe, he is the smartest guy in his school.
Okay, you two have absolutely nothing in common.
- No offense.
- None taken.
But mostly because I'm not sure why I should be offended.
But if you can't get along with the guy that I like, then I'll dump him, because that's what a true BFF would do.
I never said I couldn't get along with him.
In fact, I'm gonna get along with him so well it'll blow your bangs off.
(Laughing) "Casper Carrington the Turd".
That's a good one! Just got it.
So, Logan, uh, Rocky tells me you play Badminton.
Ah, I don't want to brag, but I'm in the championship game this week.
Well, you really don't want to brag.
(Chuckles) Um, but Badminton sounds fascinating.
You know, the beginnings of Badminton can be traced to mid-18th century colonial India.
Where it was developed by British military officers stationed there.
Ahem! Interesting.
I did not know that.
And I'm not surprised, Second Place.
(Laughs humorlessly) Oh, I love that joke.
You wouldn't think it would get funnier the hundredth time you said it.
Okay, that's it.
I don't get it.
Ever since they showed up, you've barely said two words to me, yet when Casper Carrington the Third says anything, you're all, "oh, Casper Carrington the Third, what a big vocabulary you have!" You know, the word "vocabulary" is from the Latin word vocabulum.
- Which means - Yeah, and ip-zay it-way - is from the Pig Latin, meaning - Oh! I know Pig Latin! You said, "zip it!" (Laughing) Take that, Mademoiselle Marcella! I do to have an ear for language.
What is the deal, Rocky? I thought I'm supposed to be your date.
You are.
I'm just here to annoy her because CeCe doesn't like you.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Obviously, subtlety wasn't a category in the Academic Decathlon.
I hope you and CeCe had a great time, because I sure didn't.
- Goodbye.
- Okay, Logan, wait up! You know what, CeCe? I can't believe I actually thought that you might really try to get along with Logan for my sake.
I hope you're happy with yourself.
(CeCe sighs) Not as happy as I thought I'd be.
You know you're still buying me dinner, right? You know, for an Academic Decathlon Champ, you're really not all that bright.
(Pop rock song playing) Woman: We can make a change.
(Lip-syncing) It's our generation.
Nothing's in our way.
It's our generation.
Yeah (Music stops) Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
What do you think you're doing, Tinka? Dude, what does it look like she's doing? She's killing it on the air accordion! Up high, Tinka, baby! Don't call me "Tinka, baby".
My band does not have an air accordion in it.
I can't just stand up here like some whackadoo pretending to sing! Come on, Flynn.
Give me that.
How dare you? That was a family heirloom! "Air"-loom! Hilarious! Up high.
In what world would I ever touch your hand? Man, I'm really nervous.
I've never made it to the championship game before.
Relax, all right? You're going to do great.
You are the best Badminton player I've ever met.
And I'm guessing the best I'll ever meet.
Why is she here? I have no idea.
Okay, CeCe, what are you doing here? I came to show my support.
For candy? No, for you and Logan And candy.
Magical color-changing candy! Look, I feel really horrible about what I did, and I'm sorry.
I'm gonna try to make an honest effort.
(Muffled) A real, honest effort this time, because you mean so much to me.
(Indistinct) Assuming you just said what I think you just said Thanks, CeCe.
Okay? It means a lot me that you're here.
(Giggling) Come on, let's go get a seat.
Wow, there's only, like, eight people here.
I know! Apparently, it's some kind of record turnout this year! Oh, hello, CeCe.
Hello, Second Place.
Did CeCe invite you here? No, I'm just a huge fan of Badminton.
Go, Spartans! Why am I not surprised? You know, Badminton originally Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm guessing you also came in first place for the academic de-bore-athon.
That was good one.
(Chuckles) I am sick of your controlling attitude.
You know what? I quit the band! (Chuckles) Oh, good, you're here.
You can help me carry my air speakers downstairs.
Wait (Stammering) What's going on? I'll tell you what's going on.
She brought straight pretzels instead of curly pretzels for snacks time.
This is my dream.
I'm finally in a band! And you want to break up over pretzels? I even got band T-shirts made.
Here.
You can use them as rags to wipe up my tears! Both: (Gasping) I love it! I'm sorry, Flynn.
Me too, Tinka.
Hey, guys.
I think we learned an important lesson here today.
We're all temperamental artists We're never going to agree on everything.
We're more than just a band.
We are DeFlynka.
(Whistle blows) (Indistinct mumbling) Guess what color your presto change-o ball is now? - Mmm-hmm.
- Um, purple? Pink? Pink, it is! Hmm, how do you like that? Second Place Again.
Oh, he just needs one more point to win.
And then you get to be the girlfriend of a Badminton champion.
No, then the game's over, and we can leave! (Whistle blows) Hey, hand me one.
(Slow inspirational music playing) (In slow motion) No! (In slow motion) Ah! (Whistle blows) Whoa, I lost? Are you kidding me? That was clearly an interference! Now I get why you showed up.
You came here to sabotage me so I'd lose! You know, the word sabotage is from the French, which means All: Not now, Casper! Well, apparently you guys are not fans of knowledge.
Look, Logan (Stammering) It really was an accident.
It was a Presto Change-o Rainbow Ball slash hot dog accident.
Oh, please, it was a highly calculated hot dog attack! Okay, look, Logan, CeCe's good, but she's not that good.
You know what, CeCe? I have had it.
Just just get out of here.
If I never see you again, it'll be too soon! - Okay, Logan, don't blame - No, Rocky don't.
Look, I don't want to make a scene in front of the tens of people here.
Well, the eights of people.
Look, Logan, I am really sorry that I messed up your game and I hope that someday we can move past this and be friends.
(Scoffs) I cannot believe she did that.
Rocky, I like you.
You know I do, but From now on, you can hang out with CeCe on your own.
Got it? Yeah, I think I do.
So, CeCe dislikes you as much as you dislike her But she's willing to make an effort for me but you're not.
I mean, I just can't deal with her.
Don't worry.
You're not gonna have to deal with her anymore.
Oh, good.
I was afraid this was going to be an issue.
Oh, no, it's not going to be an issue.
It's a deal-breaker.
I can't go out with a guy that won't even give my best friend a chance.
(Scoffs) Take care, Logan.
And by the way Badminton? Even dumber than skooching.
(Lip-syncing) Nothing's in our way.
It's our generation.
Yeah! (Guitar solo playing) (Lip-syncing) The time is in our hands.
It's our generation.
Wow, we came in last place.
Look, I think we did pretty good for our first performance.
Considering Considering we spent the whole week arguing over stupid stuff.
Well, I was going to say considering the fact, Deuce barfed backstage before we performed.
Hey, it's not my fault.
I get a nervous stomach performing in front of small crowds.
But, we did win this trophy for "best band T-shirt".
Yes, we did! But, let the record show that the first place winners, had an air accordion! Well, the next competition is in a month, so we have plenty of time to rehearse.
Sorry boys, I got approached by an air producer after the show, who thinks I have a brilliant air-solo career ahead of me.
But it's been fun.
No!