TaleSpin (1990) s01e60 Episode Script

The Road to Macadamia

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through thick and thin ♪
with another tale to spin ♪
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all the trouble we get in ♪
with another tale to spin ♪
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spin it, let's begin it ♪
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when you're in it ♪
you can win it in a minute ♪
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And now, the announcement
you've all been waiting for
The lucky winner of the
$100,000 pazuza sweepstakes is
Rebecca Cunningham!
I'm rich!
I'm rich!
I'm rich!
But remember, Ms. Cunningham,
to get your $100,000,
your ticket must arrive
by mail in the pazuza
sweepstakes office
by 8 A.M. tomorrow!
8 A.M. tomorrow?
No sweat.
Fast mail, fast
mail. "See speed.
Speed. See super speed." Here.
Super speed, triple insured,
same day delivery.
That's outrageous!
Except to a rich lady like me.
The post office
closes in an hour.
- That leaves me plenty of time.
- Time to go, mommy.
Time to go, time to go, go, go,
go! Got to get to the post office.
But I'll be late for my play.
Molly's school play.
Don't worry, honey.
I'll get you there on time.
I'll have Baloo will mail this.
What am I saying?
This is important.
Baloo always messes
up anything important.
Then don't tell
him it's important.
Of course!
Molly, you're a genius.
Uh-uh. I'm an artichoke.
Pilot to navigator. You
got any ketchup left?
Navigator to pilot.
All we got is
ugh avocado dip.
It can't hurt.
Got our story straight?
We're five hours late because we
were attacked by giant armadillos.
Will Rebecca really buy it?
Trust me.
Oh, millions of them!
Snapping and
biting and, oh, Becky,
it was terrible!
Oh! Aah!
It was awful! It yaah!
That's ok.
Now, Becky, I can explain.
No problem.
You mean, you're not mad?
I am five hours late.
What's five hours in
the grand scheme of life?
By the way Could you
mail this letter for me?
Sure. What's in it?
Oh, nothing important.
All you have to do is
give it to the postal clerk
and say s.S.T.I.S.D.D.
S.s.t.i S.d.d.
Got it.
Good. Here's $20.
For a letter?
Oh, come on. Gee, I
Ohh, Baloo, you're such a doll.
Next she'll be telling
me to keep the change.
Now, remember, Baloo,
it's not that important.
Oh, and you can keep the change.
Baloo, you've finally
driven her over the edge.
Post office dead ahead.
Oh, forget that.
Burgers and fries at 3:00.
Fill her up, please.
That money is for
Rebecca's letter.
There will be plenty
left for a measly stamp.
A couple dozen
burgers, double cheese,
triple fries and five pies.
Want something, too, Kit?
Excuse me?
He means d.U.D.S.S.I.G.
- S.s.t.i
- no, no! T.I.S.T.T.
No, no. S.S.T.I.D.
- S.s.t.i.s.d.d.
- S.S.T.I.S.D.D.
Oh! Super speed triple
insured same day delivery!
That will be $17.50, please.
Uh yeah listen,
you caught me a little short.
You got anything cheaper?
Well, there's 1st class, $10.95.
That's a little bit steep.
Second class, $6.35.
Well Third class, $2.73.
- Mmm
- Fourth class, $1.60.
Not really.
Fifth, 28 cents.
Getting warmer.
Sir, if I may ask,
how much do you have?
Uh two cents
and a French fry.
That will be just enough
for 18th class postage.
Of course. It's not one
of our speedier services.
Who cares? She said
it wasn't important.
Eighteenth class, 18th
class. Ah, here we are.
Hope he mailed it.
Hope he mailed it.
Come here, Molly.
Who says I can't do something
without messing it up?
Everything go all right?
No problem.
Saved you a fry.
Oh, Molly, you
were right, honey.
They don't call me artichoke
of happiness for nothing.
Oh, Baloo, you're so wonderful!
I am?
See, usually
you're so unreliable
I want to strangle you, but you
did a job without messing it up.
Aw, shucks, it was nothing.
Hello, richelieu's
department store?
Cunningham here.
I'd like to order
the gold-plated shower
curtain on page five,
yes, and the grand
piano on nine,
two pairs of
diamond-studded earrings
Make that six pairs.
Becky! What are you
doing? That will cost a fortune.
Which I've got.
I just won the
$100,000 Sweepstakes!
100,000 Ha ha!
Oh, whoa, whoa!
100,000 smackers!
Becky, that's great!
The cash arrives soon as my
ticket reaches the sweepstakes office,
8:00 tomorrow morning!
8:00! You better
mail that ticket now.
Where is it? I'll
mail it for you.
But you already did.
It's on its way to pazuza,
That's a S.s.t.i.s.d-d-d-d.d?
Baloo, what's wrong?
I just remembered!
The first day of grouse
season. We're late!
The letter we sent to
pazuzua. We got to have it back!
Sorry. It's already on its way.
Don't worry. The mail
always gets through. It'll arrive.
8:00 tomorrow morning
- Whew!
- Whew!
If you'd sent it s.S.T.I.S.D.D.,
but 18th class
about 10 weeks,
seven with good behavior.
- Ten weeks?
- Ten weeks?
- Oh!
- Oh!
Ten weeks!
I won't last 10 seconds
when Becky finds out.
"18th class basement."
Come on, Kit.
So where's Becky's
$100,000 ticket?
Here it comes!
Huh? What? Who?
A letter.
My first in 40 years.
Yeah, I want it
back. I'll fly it there.
That would be a federal offense.
Nobody can touch mail in transit
'cepting postal employees.
You paid for it.
We're going to deliver it.
We We Well
Well, is something
wrong with the letter?
No. Trying to remember
what to do with it.
You deliver it!
On the double!
It's all coming back to me.
First we sort it.
Then we stamp it.
Oh, come on. Hurry, hurry!
Then we send it
out to the mail boat.
It'll never get to
pazuza on time!
Not the s.S. Rocket.
She's the fastest
ship in the fleet.
It'll take hours to get aboard.
If I can't touch
it, I'll help it.
- Yeow!
- Yeow!
Where's the fastest
ship in the fleet,
the s.S. Rocket?
Oh, look. This is
the s.S. Rocket.
Hey! 18th class
postal cruiser deluxe,
captain grindstone
griff at your service.
A letter!
My first letter
in Forty years?
Aye! How did you know?
Lucky guess.
Pazuza, eh?
Must be from the admiral.
Don't worry, men.
The battle plans
are safe with me.
We'll be across the bay
at the air mail station soon.
Air mail? Hear that?
Air mail! Our troubles are over.
Full steam ahead!
This is full steam?
We got to hurry.
Another hour, it'll be dark.
All the better to conceal
us from enemies.
We'll take them by surprise.
Oh, Ms. Cunningham,
this one is definitely you!
Hmm hmm. Do
you have it in pink?
What nerve spending her
money before it's hatched.
I was looking for a speedboat.
Now I got one.
Aye, aye, me hearties!
Darn the torpedoes.
Batten down the hatches.
Full steam ahead!
Baloo, look out!
Oh, man! If I'm dreaming,
don't wake me up.
Pazuza's just a
stone's throw away now!
Look at those babies!
Have we got the
right stuff going for us?
Good work, griff.
I'll be flying on
to pazuza myself.
Forty years I've
waited for this.
Make way for 18th class!
Even he'll make
it in one of these.
That's it, Matilda!
Keep going. You can do it.
He'll never make it.
Hiya, Sonny! Name's Ralph.
"Right stuff"
Ralph, they call me.
They would.
We can't get Rebecca's letter
delivered on time without a plane.
She'll never trust you again.
She'll trust me if
we steal her plane!
Becky must've fallen asleep.
Past my bedtime, too.
Say, where's this airplane
you're donating
to the post office?
Shh! Right over there.
This is crazy.
Rebecca will hear
us take off for sure.
Baloo, is that you?
Well, what do you think?
It's me, isn't it?
R-R-Real nice, Becky!
I I I That
envelope looks familiar.
Look at the time! Got
to go. Moose season.
Got to be early to
catch a chocolate one.
If I didn't know better,
I'd say it was the one
you mailed to pazuza.
It is going to
It's no use. We got
to tell her the truth.
It's a letter to Santa.
Thought maybe he'd cough
up 100 grand for us, too.
Then why is he wearing
a postal uniform?
Say, nice plane, Sonny.
What are all these new-fangled
dials and buttons for?
Why is he flying my plane?
Get over, Ralph.
I'm the pilot.
Only postal employees
can fly the mail.
Until this letter's delivered,
I'm the only one
who can touch these controls.
Twelve hours to
pazuza. 11:00 now.
Ten hours to get there by 8:00!
Look, pal, I'll make you a deal.
Baloo. Baloo!
Yeah, Kit?
Five minutes to 8:00.
There's pazuza!
We made it!
There's the post office!
What's up, Sonny?
Emergency 18th class delivery!
Eighteenth class? Put it on
the pile and wait your turn.
Baloo, only three minutes left!
What a terrible time for
me to get a hay fever attack.
Ah ah ah-choo!
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
Hey, help!
The sweepstakes office,
3270 chickabin hill.
Go, go, go!
You got it, Sonny.
Mail must get through.
Neither storm nor sleet
Where is chickabin hill?
Only two minutes to go
before that lucky winner,
Rebecca Cunningham,
becomes a sore loser!
Neither hail nor storm nor
Hail nor storm
Or gloom of
Will stay these rounds
from their appointed carrier.
One minute, Baloo!
Neither sleet nor storm
Gloom, gloom or hail,
hail, gloom of night.
Only 30 seconds to go!
Neither snow nor sleet
Ten 9 8
Seven 6 5
Four 3 Two 1!
Oh, I'm sorry. Time's up!
There, there,
papa bear. It's ok.
So what if you
blew Becky's chance
to be rich and do all
she's ever wanted?
I think you're the greatest.
Sorry, deadline's passed.
The mail must get through. Oh
Hey, do you guys
know this is a
I know. Return to sender.
No! That letter!
I got to hey!
Wait a minute! Hey!
Poor Becky.
She's going to have
to take all this back.
Aw, it's only money.
It's not bad.
I've been broke all my life.
It's just, well, she trusted me.
Have I got surprises
in store for you!
An aronca p-39 thunder buster.
Know how long I've wanted one?
Uh becky.
What's this?
You always wanted
a soda pop machine.
Well here it is!
I didn't know it
meant so much to you.
You're not rich!
What did you say?
We didn't make it
to pazuza in time.
And it's all my fault.
Then I'll have to
send everything back.
Oh, Baloo, this is my fault!
No, it's not, Becky!
It's mine!
Yes, it is.
I should've told you
what was in the letter,
but I didn't trust you!
- Go away!
- Go away!
It's to us from pazuza.
From the sweepstakes clerk.
He wants to buy your genuine,
one of a kind, totally unique
18th class stamp for oh!
Where is the stamp?
I threw it in the trash!
Hey, hey, stop!
Come back!
Talespin ♪
Talespin ♪
another tale to spin ♪
Talespin ♪
Talespin ♪
another tale to spin ♪
hoo hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo ♪
Ha ha ha!
Talespin ♪
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