Teen Titans (2003) s05e10 Episode Script


[WAILING] [POUNDING] [POUNDING] - The door will hold? - It must.
The alien will be delivered on schedule.
Lord Trogaar has commanded it.
And if this thing gets loose? Then Tzorg help us all.
[SCREAMING] [SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE] [YELLING] [GRUNTING] [SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE] [ALARM WAILING] [SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE] [POLICE SIRENS WAILING] Huh? Aah! Huh I don't want trouble, okay? [SQUEAKING] You should have thought of that before you committed the crime.
[GRUNTING] Hey, this isn't your town, aren't you supposed to be with Just moved here.
And from now on, I work alone.
Stronger than she looks.
[GRUNTING] [SPEAKS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE] Ex Doom-Patrol member Beast Boy, sir.
How can I help? Wowsers.
You're Robin, aren't you, sir? Well, you can start by not calling me "sir.
" Let me just say that it's a real honor - Beast Boy, was it? - Yes, sir? [GRUNTING] Yo, who's here messing up my neighborhood? She started it.
[PANTING] - Girl's gonna wreck the whole city.
- I won't let her.
I won't lose this fight.
Maybe fighting isn't the answer.
Stand down.
Do you think you're the boss or something? Just give me a chance.
My name is Robin, and I don't want to hurt you.
I just want to help.
Now maybe we can be Erk! If you wish not to be destroyed you will leave me alone.
So I'm Beast Boy.
Who are you? Well, whoever she was the girl sure knows how to make an impression.
I think we made a pretty good impression.
Crazy Space Girl's gone, the city's saved mission accomplished.
Right, sir? Seriously.
Stop calling me that.
- Roger.
- Looks like we're done here.
I appreciate the help.
You're gonna track down the alien? I have to find out if she's a threat.
More like, find out if she'll give him another kiss.
Hey, sir Uh I mean, Robin.
- Do you maybe - Sorry, I just went solo.
I'm not really looking to join a team.
Need a sidekick? You guys wanna get a pizza? I shouldn't.
Just you and me then, huh? Cool.
I haven't really had anybody to hang out with since I quit the Doom Patrol.
This is gonna be fun.
Can we play video game There.
Take a good, long look! I had an accident and now I'm a monster, all right? A cyborg.
Cyborg? Cool.
You're like Robot Man 2.
0! - You're a weird little dude, you know that? - Ha-ha-ha.
You called me "dude.
" Okay, so see you later.
Right, dude? Dude? Dude! Looks like Space Girl has friends.
Or enemies.
People of Earth we come to your planet hunting an escaped prisoner.
A very dangerous prisoner.
Do not interfere and we will leave your city with only minimal damage.
But if you attempt to assist her your destruction will be absolute.
That's a big ship.
And those are some scary-Iooking aliens.
They told us not to interfere.
- You're still going after her, aren't you? - Can we come too? I suppose I could team up just this once.
ROBIN: You in? I'm not the hero type.
Trust me, if you knew what I really am, you wouldn't want me around.
I know enough.
All right, we need some way to track She's near.
I can sense things.
I'll see if I can pick up her scent.
[SNIFFING] There's a sonic analyzer built into my arm.
If she's around, I'll hear it.
- Good.
- I've got her trail.
And I can hear her heartbeat.
Uh Those taste better without the wrapper.
[GROWLS] It's all right.
We're friends, remember? Friends? Why? For what purpose did you free me? Just trying to be nice.
"Nice"? We do not have this word on my planet.
Closest is, "wrutha.
" "Weak.
" Well, around here, "nice" means "nice.
" And if you want us to keep being nice you'd better tell us why the Lizard King took you prisoner.
Not prisoner.
I am prize.
The Gordanians deliver me to The Citadel to live out my days as their servant.
And The Citadel are? Not nice.
Then you're not going with them.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
Um, don't you mean, "we"? GORDANIAN: Seize her! [GROWLING] [GRUNTING] [YELLS] I believe your expression is, "thanks.
" Oh, man.
My suit.
So? You look way cooler without it.
Like I'm taking fashion advice from the guy in the goofy mask.
Goofy? My mask is cool.
Isn't it? Raven? Uh What about my secret identity? What secret identity? You're green.
Uh Mm Nah Oh.
This isn't over.
Now that we've interfered Trogaar will strike harder.
It is only a matter of Fools! The Earth scum were warned.
Your insolence will be punished.
Your city shall be destroyed.
So after trashing a pizza place and a perfectly good video store now we've managed to make a humongous space gecko mad enough to vaporize our entire town? - Go team.
- All the fault is yours.
I commanded you leave me alone, but you insisted upon the "being nice.
" My fault? You blast me, you kiss me, but you never stop to mention that they have a gigantic particle weapon? We are doomed.
I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
CYBORG: Say what? I was ready to walk before you Quiet! Hi.
Look, it doesn't matter how we got into this mess.
We're in it, and we will get out of it together.
Come on, we've got a city to save.
[WHIRRING] [SHIVERING] That dark-energy stuff gives me the Uh I mean, it's cool.
We have to get to the firing controls.
There isn't much time.
Mind telling me why you're always by yourself? You heard the kid.
I don't exactly fit in.
He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space.
You fit in just fine.
I bring you apology.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry I yelled too.
And again, you are nice.
On my world, only my knorffka has shown me such kindness.
Well, things are different here.
Uh, guys? I think they know we're here.
[GROWLING] Lord Trogaar, the weapon has reached full power.
Then begin the firing sequence.
The Earth scum shall learn.
It takes more than five juvenile heroes to defy the mighty Lord Trogaar.
[POWERING UP] We're not five heroes we're one team.
[GROWLS] [GRUNTING] [GASPS] Robin! [GROWLING] [GRUNTING] Can you rewire that into some sort of weapon? I can try.
Get away from my friends.
[CHANTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE] [GRUNTS] All right, I'm only gonna say this once booyah.
RAVEN: That's quite a view.
Somebody ought to build a house out here.
Yeah, if you like sunshine and the beach.
[CHUCKLES] You know? You're kind of funny.
You think I'm funny? Oho-ho! Dude! I know some jokes! Please I look nice? I still don't know your name.
In your language, it would be Starfire.
Welcome to Earth, Starfire.
I thank you all for your bravery and help.
And I wish to ask permission to remain here.
Where the people are most strange but also most kind.
You don't need our permission.
But if you want our friendship, you've got it.
Guess we could all use some new friends.
Besides, we kind of made a good team.
I thought we might want to keep in touch so Cyborg and I designed these.
Made them out of my own circuits.
When there's trouble, you know who to call.