Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e38 Episode Script

Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star (Part 2)

1 "Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star, part 2" [OPENING THEME PLAYING] Welcome back to the Justice League audition.
[MUSIC] I'm Birdarang.
And the competition for our coveted spot on the Justice League is officially off the heezy, yo! Starfire's act sure wasn't the cat's meow.
Cyborg got jiggy with the judges.
All these fools were just wiggity-wack.
And of course, there was Robin.
The sorest loser of all.
I grew up in the circus! [EMOJIS CRYING] And Raven and her dad got into it, big time, causing all sorts of driggity-driggity drama! Let's see what happens next when the audition continues.
Right now! Ray-Ray, what are you gonna do now that your dad ripped up your costume and forbid you from dancing? Ha! He can't stop me from doing what I love.
[CHANTING SPELL] Oh, dang! This is gonna be good.
Hi, I'm Raven and I'm doing a dance.
[SNAPS FINGERS] [MELODIC MUSIC] [GROWLING] [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] [GASPS] [GASPS] [BELLS DINGING] I'm in the final round! I'm in the final round! [CHEERING] Yeah, all right! Nice move, pal! Whoo! Love it! [WHOOPING] - Well, Dad, what did you think? - I think I think I think you're a fantastic dancer, my little sweetiekins.
Oh, so much feeling, so much emotion! Oh, give your daddy a huggiepoo.
[BABBLING] Okay, that's enough.
[SNAPS FINGERS] [WIND WHOOSHING] What? She gets voted in for some lame dance? - My act was way better than that! - Dang! Hey! Stop filming my private moments! Mans, you being real jerky right now! And didn't you get kicked off already? Yes, but I really feel like I deserve a second chance.
Or, does he? What? She gets voted in for some lame dance? My act was way better than that! That was edited to make me look bad! You have to give me a second chance.
They need to get to know the real me! The one with an even sadder back story than before.
Coming up, we have a pity forte for Robin.
Right now! My name is Robin and I didn't have a regular childhood.
I grew up on a farm with my granpapi.
It's hard work tending the cornfields, especially on account of the crows always stealing our crop.
When the corn was gone, they went and flew off with Grangrams.
Dang! Sounds like you're making all these up, yo.
No! It's all true! [SADLY] And very sad.
[CLEARS THROAT] Seemed like things couldn't get any worse until one day, a meteor came down and destroyed the farm.
[EXPLOSION] But if I win this competition, I can rebuild the family farm.
When I think of everything my old granpapi has done for me, [VOICE BREAKING] it brings a tear to my eye.
[CRIES] Oh, you poor little farmer boy.
Thank you.
[BLOWS NOSE] [MEOWS] Sounds like a truck load of wick-wick-wack, but it was pretty tragic.
So I guess you deserve a second chance, bro.
Yes! [CAT YOWLS] Hi! I'm back! This time, I will dazzle you with feats of magic.
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] [BUZZER SOUNDING] Hey, I haven't even started yet.
[BUZZER SOUNDING] Stop that.
[BUZZER SOUNDING] You can't just Just let me do my act! Abracadabra! Abracadabra! [AUDIENCE BOOING] Cadabra! Fly, you stupid bird, fly! [SQUAWKS] [BUZZER SOUNDING] [STAMMERS] Oh, oh.
Okay, okay.
Uh, for my next trick, I will make this $20 bill disappear and reappear in your wallet.
Go ahead, take a look.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING] You can keep that.
Consider it, [WHISPERS] a bribe.
[BUZZES] You can't do this to me.
I need to re-build the farm! So, how'd it go, yo? These judges can't see talent.
I've got talent and good looks.
I'm the whole package.
- Look at me.
Look at me! - Okay! Coming up! We find out that if Beast Boy is even going to bother to audition.
Right now.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm Beast Boy.
And winning this competition has always been my dream in life.
- Actually that's not true.
- CYBORG: # La, la, la # Am just here because my dude, Cyborg is here.
I'm a follower.
I'm not really proud of it but it's kind of my thing.
Hey dudes.
Madam-dude.
I'm Beast Boy and this is my talent, yo.
[GRUNTS] [MOOING] I's the milkman, yo! And youse gonna drink some milk! Moo-oo! [MUSIC] Milk on your face.
Milk on your face.
Milk on your face.
[BARFS] M M Milk on your face! [SCREAMS] [BUZZES] Moo! Milk, it does a body good, fool! Tell us, what happened in there? Well, I don't thinks the judges like milk.
It's cool.
I don't drinks it myself.
I'm a vegan.
No big deal.
It's not like any of us are taking it seriously.
One side! Is it my turn? Is it my turn? Robin, tell us.
What makes you think the third time's the charm? Because I've got the spirit, the never give-up attitude - and crutches! - Crutches? Hello, me name's Robin.
Tiny Robin.
I was born in the year 1843.
ROBIN: Me father's name is Bob Cratchit.
We're very poor.
And winning this competition would be a Christmas miracle.
That's from A Christmas Carol.
- [REGULAR VOICE] It's based on my life.
- You were born in 1843? - Obviously.
- Well, in that case, it's time for your third and final chance, Tiny Robin.
Woo-hoo! Hello, everyone.
I'd like to introduce you to, Tiny Robin.
So, Tiny Robin, do you really think I have what it takes to win this competition? Well, if they don't like you then they are a bigger dummy than me.
[VOCALIZING] [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] [REGULAR VOICE] Sorry, he didn't mean that.
Oh, yes, I did.
Oi, Superman.
Do you consider yourself a good judge? Because you certainly aren't a good judge of fashion.
I mean, this guy wears his underwear on the outside of his pants.
[TINY ROBIN VOCALIZES] Oh, uh He didn't mean that.
Oh, yes, I did.
Oi, Batman.
I heard you were overdue on your electric bill.
Looks like you're gonna have a "Dark Knight.
" [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] I'm on a roll.
Somebody stop me.
Do you ever wonder, why they call her Wonder Woman? Because she's always wondering where she left her invisible jet.
[TINY ROBIN VOCALIZES] And Aquaman.
This guy talks to fishes and swims really fast.
"That will come in handy," said nobody ever.
[TINY ROBIN VOCALIZES] [LAUGHTER] [BEEPS] [REGULAR VOICE] I did it.
I did it! Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I made it.
[LAUGHS] I'd just like to say thank you to the judges.
They have really, really, really, great judgment.
You mean better than last time when you said These judges can't see talent.
I've got talent and good looks.
I'm the whole package.
Look at me.
- Yes, much better.
- Oh, snap.
When we return, we're going to the final round.
Right now.
BIRDARANG: After all the auditions and mad drama, it all came down to three contestants.
Four contestants.
[VOCALIZES] Who's it gonna be? BIRDARANG: Cyborg, the singing machine Raven, the dancing diva.
Or Tiny Robin and his dummy.
We'll find out when we come back.
Right now.
The winner and the newest member of the Justice League is Please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please! [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] [BEEPING] Robin! Oh, my goodness, I won.
Those judges don't know talent.
In your faces.
[LAUGHS] Wow, I want to feel happy for him but he makes it so hard.
I can't believe it I can't believe it I am now a full fledged member of the Justice League.
Hold up! Checkity-check yourself.
You got it twisted, dawg! - What? - The judges chose this Robin.
Not you, dumb-dumb.
They chose my ventriloquist dummy! That's riggity-right, home slice.
Dummy Robin is the newest member of the Justice League, yo.
[YELLS] Nooo! BIRDARANG: And so, Dummy Robin went on to great success.
Beating villain, making friends, winning awards, and just been an all around ridunkulous little dude.
And that's the show for you, homies.
This is Birdarang, signing out, right now! [END THEME PLAYING]