Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e28 Episode Script

Booty Eggs

1 [animal sounds.]
Go! [title music.]
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans let's go [scratching.]
T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! [music.]
Titans, it's Easter! And you know what that means.
Time for the annual Jump City Easter egg hunt.
[all cheering.]
[Cyborg.]
All right! All right! - Eggs! - That's right.
Today, Jump City will be littered with secret eggs waiting to be discovered.
[barking.]
I's gonna be sniffing 'em eggs out, boy.
[sniffing.]
I am going to look in the potted plants and the other obvious hiding places.
I've got eyes everywhere.
[screams.]
No egg is safe from me, baby.
I can see the hairs on a fly's booty.
[screaming.]
Excellent.
It appears our Easter baskets will be overflowing with eggs this year.
It's gonna be the best Easter ever, yo! [laughing.]
[alarm blaring.]
Is it the crime alert? Mmm! Happy Easter, everyone.
Oh, no! [all.]
The Easter Bunny! Hop, hop, hop I lay my little eggs Hop, hop, hop And then I hide my eggs Hop, hop, hop Oh, won't you find my eggs? Chomp, chomp, chomp Yes, eat my little eggs Yummy-yum, yummy-yum Yummy-yum, yummy-yum Ooh, I'd like to watch you Eat my eggs Hop, hop, hop I lay my little eggs [grunts.]
How can we have forgotten the most disgusting part - of this beloved holiday? - A creature that grotesque could only be the result of dark magic.
Oh, no! He is heading this way.
[creepy music.]
Hop, hop, hop.
Hop, hop, hop.
Hop, hop, hop.
That fool's gonna creep us out with them egg-laying antics.
Hop, hop, hop.
Hop, hop, hop.
I don't wanna be creeped out on Easter, man.
Hop, hop, hop.
Hop, hop, hop.
The holiday will be the ruined.
Hop, hop, hop.
Wait, look.
I think he left.
Oh, Titans.
[all scream.]
[whispering.]
He's here.
He's here! [screaming.]
He's gonna drop them booty eggs on us! Titans! [slapping.]
Get it together! [grunting.]
[exhales.]
This Easter creepiness has gone far enough.
[Beast Boy grunts.]
[thud.]
I say we kick the Easter Bunny out of Jump City once and for all.
Who's with me? - I'm with ya.
- I'm the with you.
- Let's do it.
- Mmm, I don't know.
We probably shouldn't mess with the holiday.
It could lead to some kind of disaster.
- I really wants to get that bunny though.
- He makes a great point.
So you're just gonna ignore my warning? [grunting.]
- Yes.
- I get it.
[Robin reading.]
[beeping.]
[music.]
[all.]
Titan robot, go! [whooshing.]
[thudding.]
[Starfire.]
Cease your encroachment, hare! Ooh! You're a big boy.
[giggles.]
I've got a special one for you.
[grunts.]
[Beast Boy.]
Stop that! It be gross, fool.
But I have to lay my eggs for people to find.
It's Easter after all.
Now, here comes your big egg, big boy.
[grunts.]
Come on! I can't do it.
I can't do it no more.
[all groan in disgust.]
Big effort.
[grunting.]
[pop.]
[robot gags, vomits.]
Ugh.
That does it! Left leg, power stomp.
[grunts.]
[Easter Bunny giggles.]
I'm flying! Left arm, rocket launch.
[giggles.]
[grunts.]
[Easter Bunny giggling.]
We defeated the Easter Bunny! [all cheering.]
We can finally enjoy the egg hunt without the creepy creeps.
Uh, who's gonna hide them eggs though? - The Easter Bunny of Oh - Told you this was a bad idea.
We don't have time to reflect on our reckless actions, Raven! It's up to us to make sure Jump City enjoys an Easter egg hunt.
But how is it possible to acquire the multi-colored ovoids? [rapid beeping.]
[bell dings.]
We'll make them ourselves.
[all cheering.]
[all exclaiming in disgust.]
[Starfire.]
Oh.
Okay, Titans, we're going to need enough eggs to hide throughout the city.
Are you ready? Titans, dye! [music.]
[whirring.]
[laughing.]
[grunting.]
[crunching.]
[gargling.]
[all cheering.]
It took us three hours to decorate five eggs? [grunts in frustration.]
We need to work faster, Titans.
Or everyone will miss out on the egg hunt.
You ask the impossible! There are so many cool colors to pick from! [groans.]
You're right.
But [gasps.]
what if we mixed all the dyes? We can mix all the colors and dye all the eggs at once.
- I love it! [glass shattering.]
- I don't know.
We may be playing with Easter forces we don't understand again.
Mixing up all them dyes sounds like a lot of fun though.
I couldn't agree more.
So, are you guys just gonna keep ignoring my warnings? [others agreeing.]
Whatever.
Titans, mix! [bubbling.]
Well, what are we waiting for? Dump those eggs.
[whooshing.]
[glass shattering.]
Ooh, the glowy.
[gasps.]
It's the most beautiful thing I's ever seen.
[sighs.]
I's gonna name this one Pablo Egglesias.
And ain't's never gonna let it go.
I love you, Pablo.
[sighs.]
We did it, Titans.
Now, all that's left to do is hide them.
[feedback whining.]
[Robin clears throat.]
[Robin.]
People of Jump City, welcome to this year's egg hunt.
There's lots of eggs to find.
We's hids them real good, yo.
So you best be using them peepers and get peeping! On your marks get set hunt! [dog whining.]
Hey! [laughing.]
[indistinct happy chattering.]
See, Raven.
Nothing bad happened.
And you were worried messing with the holiday would bring some kind of catastrophe.
Ha! [Beast Boy screams.]
Guys, guys, guys! [screams.]
Pablo be cracking, yo.
[cracking.]
[screaming.]
[others gasping.]
Happy Easter, everyone.
Pablo, you's creepy, bro.
[Cyborg gags.]
The babies are supposed to be the cute.
This baby is not the cute.
[cooing.]
Eh.
Well, at least now we know where the Easter Bunny came from.
Wait.
What about the rest of the eggs? [eggs cracking.]
Happy Easter.
Happy Easter.
Happy Easter.
[overlapping voices.]
Happy Easter, everyone.
[people screaming.]
[giggling.]
[screaming.]
[cooing.]
Happy Easter.
[tires screeching.]
[sirens wail.]
Happy Easter.
[woman screaming.]
Happy Easter.
[crying.]
Oh, no.
We have unleashed the Easter creeps.
Cyborg, call it in.
[people clamoring.]
One, five, six [mumbles.]
nine, nine.
[Titan robot flying overhead.]
[thud.]
[music.]
[all.]
Titan robot, go! [Cyborg.]
Left leg, power stomp.
[grunts.]
[baby Easter Bunnies giggling.]
Left arm, rocket launch.
[baby Easter Bunnies giggling.]
Ah! Ugly babies, ugly babies, ugly babies everywhere! [screams.]
Happy Easter! - Happy Easter! - Happy Easter! Ugly baby overload! Eject, eject! [Titan robot retches.]
- Oh, there are too the many.
- The city is lost.
[screaming.]
[tires screeching.]
[people screaming.]
I'm sorry, Raven.
This is all my fault.
I know.
- I should've listened to you.
- I know! Aren't you gonna say, [imitates Raven.]
"It's cool," or something? Of course not.
I warned you multiple times to stop messing with the holiday, you big dope.
- Listen to me next time! - Mmm I'll consider it.
[Robin groans.]
- Friends, it appears this is the end.
- We's had a good run.
[Easter Bunny giggling.]
Mmm! Is that [giggling.]
[all.]
The Easter Bunny! [splat.]
[giggling.]
Looks like you've gotten yourselves into a pickle, gang.
Mr.
Creepy the Bunny, please! You must help the us.
Hmm.
First, promise me you'll stop the holiday shenanigans.
I'm the Easter Bunny.
[creepily.]
Leave Easter to me.
[all.]
We promise.
[giggling.]
Hear me, children.
It's time to go ho-ho-home! Hop, hop, hop I lay my little eggs Hop, hop, hop And then I hide my eggs Hop, hop, hop Oh, won't you find my eggs? Chomp, chomp, chomp Yes, eat my little eggs Yummy-yum, yummy-yum Yummy-yum, yummy-yum Oh, I'd like to watch you Eat my eggs [all.]
Aw! - Look, they are going the home.
- It's so beautiful.
[Easter Bunny giggling.]
[sniffles.]
Goodbyes, Pablo.
I'll always love you.
Mmm! Happy Easter, everyone.
[giggling.]