Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) s03e42 Episode Script
9059-044 - Mister Ogg Goes to Town
Teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell turtle power they're the world's most fearsome fighting team We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell and they're green Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys don't cut him no slack teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude party! Teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell turtle power lions gate entertainment trust me, shredder.
Soon we will have unlimited fuel.
Dream on, krang.
The technodrome is so low on fuel, you can barely power your view screens.
Listen, I have just learned that a formula exists in another dimension that can transmute crude oil into liquid hydrogen.
The element we need to power the technodrome.
Which dimension is that? It is called dimension "z", but we only have enough power to open the porthole to dimension "z" for a short time.
It is our only hope.
And where does this vase come from, Professor? The "vahse", miss o'Neil, comes from the ancient province of hu yu.
Hu yu? Is that an answer or a question? The hu yu province was famous for its fine porcelain.
They sure turned out a lot of it.
From the looks of it, that museum has every piece ever made.
Not so, Leonardo.
There is one person who has more hu yu porcelain yet.
And his name is shredder.
Shredder? When he turned the foot clan into a criminal army, he stole all the hu yu porcelain he could find.
Since when has shredhead been interested in objet d'art? It is not the quality he cares about, Raphael.
It is the value.
Suddenly, I've got an urge to see that exhibit.
I think I've found dimension "z", shredder.
But we have just enough energy to open the transdimensional porthole for 30 seconds.
We must get that oil transmuter from dimension "z", or we're finished.
And this is a fine example of early hu yu dynasty.
Not to be confused with the yu hu dynasty.
Hey, boss, this museum's got lots of porcelain junk, just like you.
Quiet, you birdbrains.
Can't you see I'm busy? Look, this must be it.
That's dimension "z"? Ha ha ha! What were you expecting, Minneapolis? This can't be right.
Dimension "z" is a highly-evolved civilization.
What dimension is this? Why, it's, um-- oh, I had it a minute ago.
Quickly! The portal will close in 5 seconds.
It will? Uh-oh! What in blazes? Ha! Whew! Just in time.
Who are you? Ogg's the name-- Mr.
ogg to you.
Oh.
Nice mask.
Ha! I can see why you wear it.
Ow! Why, you Ow! Now is that any way to treat a guest? Mmwah! Aah! Yecchh! Ptui! Bebop, rocksteady, take care of this insolent creature.
Ok, you little pipsqueak.
You think I'm little? [HIGH VOICE.]
You big bully! Ooh! Make us normal mutants again! We must stop this alien before he does any more damage.
I'm warning you.
Take one more step, and you'll be sorry.
He's turned the technodrome into a pumpkin.
I think I once heard this in a fairy tale.
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! I will destroy that midget.
Wait.
Hmm.
Must be a chop suey joint.
Oh! Gosh-a-rooni! hu yu porcelain.
Ha ha ha! This stuff is the best! He's in my personal quarters! My antique vases-- what happened to them? [GULP.]
Those were yours? Oh, you really have good taste.
[BURPS.]
Oh, and they tasted good.
He's eaten my porcelain collection! Oh! I'll handle this.
Mr.
ogg, I noticed your fondness for antique vases.
Ha ha! I love 'em! I love 'em! The older, the better.
Well, I know where you can get thousands of them.
Thousands of them? Where? Where? Where? Tell me, tell me, tell me where! Not so fast, my friend.
First, you must help us.
Oh, anything.
Name it, it's yours.
Change this place back to normal.
Done.
[NORMAL VOICE.]
Oh, I was starting to get an inferiority complex.
Ok, what else? What else? Now give me that formula that transmutes oil into liquid hydrogen.
Done and double-done.
Ha! Let's see here.
"One--tear open on dotted line.
"Two-- sprinkle contents on crude oil.
Three-- conquer world.
" Now where are those antiques at, old pal, old buddy, old friend? Why, up there.
In the city.
We'd take you there ourselves, but the bad people who live there won't let us visit.
Oh, how terrible.
Yes.
They persecuted us and drove us into the ground.
We're the victims of human cruelty.
Oh, ho ho! That's the saddest story I ever heard.
Who did these terrible things to you? They all did, but especially those four vicious-- ha ha ha--turtles.
Turtles, eh? Ha! I'll show 'em they can't kick my buddies around.
I'll make 'em wish they'd never been hatched.
Ha ha! Do you think we can trust him? Who knows? But while he dispatches the turtles, you cop an oil tanker.
Where would you be without me to do your thinking for you? All right, you bunch of meanies, I'll teach you to persecute innocent little alien brains.
[HORNS HONKING.]
Aah! Oh! Donatello, these are awful disguises.
What are we supposed to be, anyway? I think it's a bunch of squares, dude.
Uh, guys I think there's something very wrong here.
You got that right.
Nobody wears four-button cuffs anymore.
No, I mean that barber pole that used to be a skyscraper.
Say, that is odd.
No, it's ogg! Ha! And all you nasty-type people must pay for pushing around my alien buddies.
It's a little 3-foot high floating visitor from another dimension.
Whoa.
Now, there's something you don't see every day.
Our suits have disappeared.
Hey, you're those evil turtles.
I'll fix you.
Whoa! Hey! This is totally bogus behavior, microdude.
Of course you realize this means war! Ha! [CHAINSAW BUZZING.]
Whoa! Look out! A chain saw! It's huge! Oh, you think you're so tough just because you've got shells? Ha ha! This'll make a great movie The turtle chainsaw massacre.
[TURTLES YELLING.]
What has this guy got against turtles? Why don't you ask him? We've gotta lure that thing over there.
Over here! Come over here! Try and get us! [CHAINSAW BUZZING.]
Go! We've got some questions for you, mister.
Right.
Like, uh How many trees to the gallon that chainsaw gets.
We're going to clean your clock.
Guess again, Einstein.
Well, uh, maybe we can clean your living room.
I'll plaster you for what you did to my pals shredder and krang.
Mmm.
Chocolate.
Unh.
There is no way we're going to beat that guy.
Mmm.
[SLURP.]
But at least we'll all eat well.
He said shredder and krang.
I had a feeling those two were behind this.
Excuse me, I wonder if I might rent your boat? Sorry, she's not available.
Then I wonder if I might take it? [SPLASH.]
Mutiny! Piracy! I'll put you in irons! There she is, of oil, ours for the taking! Ooh, shiver me timbers.
And while you're at it, shiver mine also.
We'd like a word with you, Mr.
ogg.
Ha! You guys are getting too hot under the collar.
Why don't you cool off? Have some ice cream.
[TURTLES EXCLAIMING.]
Ouch! Whoa! OGG: Ha! The world's biggest sundae, and it's only Tuesday.
You know, I'm beginning to dislike that little twerp.
Yeah, but you gotta admit he picks good flavors.
[SLURPS.]
Listen, ogg, why are you doing this? Because you're mean to my pals shredder and krang.
But they're evil, dude.
They want to, like, conquer the world.
So? What's wrong with being an overachiever? Whoa! All right, you little creepola.
Hey, hey, hey! This is a priceless antique.
Be careful with it! Wait.
You don't care about skyscrapers Or automobiles Or street lights.
So why this concern about a vase? "Vahse," you uncultured philistine! It's a 1000-year-old hu yu vase.
See? Man, there is just no accounting for taste.
Ahoy, tanker! Prepare to be boarded.
Follow me, mates.
Hey.
What do you think you're doing? Getting rid of you.
Whoa! Whoa! [SPLASH.]
[SHOUTING.]
This vessel will surrender to me at once.
Uh, hoist up your poop deck.
[SNORT.]
Mizzen your mainmast.
Aah! Whoa! Look out! Whoa! [BURPS.]
Mmm.
I can't get enough of this stuff.
You like to eat porcelain? Oh, yeah! Especially the well-aged like this.
But you've got all that power.
Why not just wiggle your fingers and make some? Hey.
If I just made it, it wouldn't be 1000 years old, would it? First, I'm gonna finish this.
Then I'm gonna finish you turtles-- ha! For good.
Guys, I've got a plan.
Call me nutsy, but I don't think ogg can hurt us.
Ok, nutsy.
I'll bite.
Think about it.
He could be making bombs and bullets, but instead he's trying to take us out with pies and ice cream.
Actually, it's not a bad way to go.
Ha ha ha! We have to find out what his connection is to shredder and krang.
But, like, how? I told ya.
I got a plan.
Hey, oggie, old boy.
Uh, would you spare us if we could get you some more of that antique porcelain? Would I? I might even do you a favor like I did my pals shredder and krang.
What favor is that, little dude? Hmm.
Nothing special.
I gave them a chemical that'll turn that tanker oil they're stealing into liquid hydrogen.
But with all that fuel, they could repower the technodrome and rule the world.
Who cares about that? Where's my porcelain? We'll get it for you.
But we'll need your help.
Just come with us.
And no more trouble.
OhNo more trouble.
I promise.
Ha! Turtles are such trusting little souls.
Excellent.
The force of gravity will pull the oil down through the hole we made with the pneumatic module straight into the technodrome.
Do you think you can help us, April? Are you kidding? I'd do anything for an exclusive story about him.
Donatello, you get to the lair, and fast.
We need our pandimensional portal generator.
You got it.
Michelangelo, you and Raphael stop shredder from stealing that oil.
Hey, what's going on? Keep quiet if you want that porcelain.
[DOORBELL RINGS.]
Sorry.
The museum's closed.
April o'Neil, channel 6 news.
I've got a deadline in 5 minutes.
I-I don't know, miss o'Neil, nobody said anything about this.
It's ok.
Trust me.
Oh, I'm her cameraman.
What's this? UhMy new lightweight camera equipment.
OGG: Let me out of here.
Hey.
What's that noise? Um, we were opening the porcelain display case for you.
Oh, boy, oh, boy! Ha! Yum yum! Let me at 'em.
Hey! You tricked me! Ha! [MANIACAL LAUGHTER.]
This is incredible.
We've got to get ogg back to his own dimension.
And we've got to do it before he turns the whole city into one gigantic fruit salad.
OGG: Let me out of here! Ha! I'll get you for tricking me! What are we gonna do? He's flipping out completely.
Let's hope Donatello gets here soon with the portal generator.
Unh! This transdimensional portal generator weighs a ton.
Boy, everyone else gets to ride around on boats or capture weird creatures.
Me, I get all the hard work.
Scope it out.
There's the tanker.
And look who's playing pirate-- it's bebop and rocksteady.
Holy guacamole! Ogg must be partying again.
He's turned the statue of liberty into a cheap souvenir.
This time, the dude's gone too far! APRIL: Leonardo, look out! What in the world I'll teach you to trick me! Ice cream! And it's blocking the exit.
Isn't there a fire law against that? Hey, we can go out this window.
Are you nuts? Nuts! Ha! That's what I forgot.
Me and my big mouth.
Aah! Look out! BOTH: Ugh! Blecchh! I definitely must ask Mr.
Thompson for a raise.
In a few minutes, the tanks will be drained.
All that oil will be ours.
[THUMP.]
Give it up, guys.
It's over.
The turtles! Bebop! Rocksteady! Get them! Whoa! You turtles will have to get up oily in the morning to beat me.
Why should they get all the bad puns? Whoa! Whoa! Enough of this.
We have work to do.
[PANTING.]
I think we ditched ogg.
But he's going to tear up the city until we find a substitute for those antiques.
Well, you've only got one option that I can see.
"Hayward's bargain basement.
Fine imitation antiques.
" Perfect.
A half dozen of your finest cheap imitation hu yu vases-- vahsesOh, never mind.
Now to find ogg.
Unless he finds us first.
Oh, this is it.
Ha! No more Mr.
nice alien.
We can't let him have the vases until Donatello gets here.
That's the last of the oil, boss.
Now to return to the technodrome and watch krang turn it into liquid hydrogen.
But first This time bomb should do the job nicely, turtles.
Ha ha ha! I'm going to turn you into Something awful.
Now, don't do anything rash, ogg.
We've got lots of fresh antique vases for you.
Donatello, hurry! We need you.
Sorry, but this thing is heavy.
Now hand over those vases! Wow.
I've got to get some footage of this.
Quick, fellas, look at this.
It must be some kind of illusion.
And the camera doesn't pick it up.
Even if it is an illusion, we've still got to get him out of here.
Here they are, ogg.
Ha! Gimme, gimme, gimme! I need those babies.
You'll get them, but first, you've got to do us a couple of favors.
Uh, you name it, you got it.
Make everything normal again.
Deal.
Ok.
What next? And make it snappy.
I'm starving.
Could you show me the dimension you come from, just so I could say I saw it? There it is.
What a dump, huh? Ok.
Now let me have 'em.
You heard him, Leonardo.
Let him have it.
Come and get it.
Ha! And away we go! And that, folks, is the last we'll be seeing of Mr.
ogg.
[BEEPING.]
We're teenage mutant ninja turtles.
We ought to be able to escape from a corny setup like this.
What are you doing? Well, I saw this flick where a tied-up dude wiggled till he fell over.
[CRASH.]
[TURTLES GROAN.]
Ok.
What did the guy do then? [BEEPING.]
Uh, I don't know.
I went out for popcorn.
Banzai! But we weren't able to stop shredder.
He's got all that oil in the technodrome.
Ha ha ha.
Gee, isn't that just too bad? Now To turn this oil into liquid hydrogen.
It's happening! It's happening! It's not happening! We've been tricked! Who's going to clean up this mess? If we keep our eyes shut, they'll never find us.
Now that ogg's gone, it's kinda nice to be able to tell what's what again.
How's the pizza, Michelangelo? Coming right up, amigos.
Huh? Oh! Bummer, dudes.
Look what happened to the pizza.
Maybe we didn't get rid of ogg after all.
There's what you get for tricking me.
I nearly chipped a tooth on this cheap imitation porcelain.
Ha! Take that! [CRASH.]
And that! And that! [CRASH.]
You know, he's kind of cute when he's angry.
OGG: Ha ha ha! lions gate entertainment
They're heroes in the half shell and they're green Hey, get a grip.
When the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys don't cut him no slack teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude party! Teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell turtle power lions gate entertainment trust me, shredder.
Soon we will have unlimited fuel.
Dream on, krang.
The technodrome is so low on fuel, you can barely power your view screens.
Listen, I have just learned that a formula exists in another dimension that can transmute crude oil into liquid hydrogen.
The element we need to power the technodrome.
Which dimension is that? It is called dimension "z", but we only have enough power to open the porthole to dimension "z" for a short time.
It is our only hope.
And where does this vase come from, Professor? The "vahse", miss o'Neil, comes from the ancient province of hu yu.
Hu yu? Is that an answer or a question? The hu yu province was famous for its fine porcelain.
They sure turned out a lot of it.
From the looks of it, that museum has every piece ever made.
Not so, Leonardo.
There is one person who has more hu yu porcelain yet.
And his name is shredder.
Shredder? When he turned the foot clan into a criminal army, he stole all the hu yu porcelain he could find.
Since when has shredhead been interested in objet d'art? It is not the quality he cares about, Raphael.
It is the value.
Suddenly, I've got an urge to see that exhibit.
I think I've found dimension "z", shredder.
But we have just enough energy to open the transdimensional porthole for 30 seconds.
We must get that oil transmuter from dimension "z", or we're finished.
And this is a fine example of early hu yu dynasty.
Not to be confused with the yu hu dynasty.
Hey, boss, this museum's got lots of porcelain junk, just like you.
Quiet, you birdbrains.
Can't you see I'm busy? Look, this must be it.
That's dimension "z"? Ha ha ha! What were you expecting, Minneapolis? This can't be right.
Dimension "z" is a highly-evolved civilization.
What dimension is this? Why, it's, um-- oh, I had it a minute ago.
Quickly! The portal will close in 5 seconds.
It will? Uh-oh! What in blazes? Ha! Whew! Just in time.
Who are you? Ogg's the name-- Mr.
ogg to you.
Oh.
Nice mask.
Ha! I can see why you wear it.
Ow! Why, you Ow! Now is that any way to treat a guest? Mmwah! Aah! Yecchh! Ptui! Bebop, rocksteady, take care of this insolent creature.
Ok, you little pipsqueak.
You think I'm little? [HIGH VOICE.]
You big bully! Ooh! Make us normal mutants again! We must stop this alien before he does any more damage.
I'm warning you.
Take one more step, and you'll be sorry.
He's turned the technodrome into a pumpkin.
I think I once heard this in a fairy tale.
Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah! I will destroy that midget.
Wait.
Hmm.
Must be a chop suey joint.
Oh! Gosh-a-rooni! hu yu porcelain.
Ha ha ha! This stuff is the best! He's in my personal quarters! My antique vases-- what happened to them? [GULP.]
Those were yours? Oh, you really have good taste.
[BURPS.]
Oh, and they tasted good.
He's eaten my porcelain collection! Oh! I'll handle this.
Mr.
ogg, I noticed your fondness for antique vases.
Ha ha! I love 'em! I love 'em! The older, the better.
Well, I know where you can get thousands of them.
Thousands of them? Where? Where? Where? Tell me, tell me, tell me where! Not so fast, my friend.
First, you must help us.
Oh, anything.
Name it, it's yours.
Change this place back to normal.
Done.
[NORMAL VOICE.]
Oh, I was starting to get an inferiority complex.
Ok, what else? What else? Now give me that formula that transmutes oil into liquid hydrogen.
Done and double-done.
Ha! Let's see here.
"One--tear open on dotted line.
"Two-- sprinkle contents on crude oil.
Three-- conquer world.
" Now where are those antiques at, old pal, old buddy, old friend? Why, up there.
In the city.
We'd take you there ourselves, but the bad people who live there won't let us visit.
Oh, how terrible.
Yes.
They persecuted us and drove us into the ground.
We're the victims of human cruelty.
Oh, ho ho! That's the saddest story I ever heard.
Who did these terrible things to you? They all did, but especially those four vicious-- ha ha ha--turtles.
Turtles, eh? Ha! I'll show 'em they can't kick my buddies around.
I'll make 'em wish they'd never been hatched.
Ha ha! Do you think we can trust him? Who knows? But while he dispatches the turtles, you cop an oil tanker.
Where would you be without me to do your thinking for you? All right, you bunch of meanies, I'll teach you to persecute innocent little alien brains.
[HORNS HONKING.]
Aah! Oh! Donatello, these are awful disguises.
What are we supposed to be, anyway? I think it's a bunch of squares, dude.
Uh, guys I think there's something very wrong here.
You got that right.
Nobody wears four-button cuffs anymore.
No, I mean that barber pole that used to be a skyscraper.
Say, that is odd.
No, it's ogg! Ha! And all you nasty-type people must pay for pushing around my alien buddies.
It's a little 3-foot high floating visitor from another dimension.
Whoa.
Now, there's something you don't see every day.
Our suits have disappeared.
Hey, you're those evil turtles.
I'll fix you.
Whoa! Hey! This is totally bogus behavior, microdude.
Of course you realize this means war! Ha! [CHAINSAW BUZZING.]
Whoa! Look out! A chain saw! It's huge! Oh, you think you're so tough just because you've got shells? Ha ha! This'll make a great movie The turtle chainsaw massacre.
[TURTLES YELLING.]
What has this guy got against turtles? Why don't you ask him? We've gotta lure that thing over there.
Over here! Come over here! Try and get us! [CHAINSAW BUZZING.]
Go! We've got some questions for you, mister.
Right.
Like, uh How many trees to the gallon that chainsaw gets.
We're going to clean your clock.
Guess again, Einstein.
Well, uh, maybe we can clean your living room.
I'll plaster you for what you did to my pals shredder and krang.
Mmm.
Chocolate.
Unh.
There is no way we're going to beat that guy.
Mmm.
[SLURP.]
But at least we'll all eat well.
He said shredder and krang.
I had a feeling those two were behind this.
Excuse me, I wonder if I might rent your boat? Sorry, she's not available.
Then I wonder if I might take it? [SPLASH.]
Mutiny! Piracy! I'll put you in irons! There she is, of oil, ours for the taking! Ooh, shiver me timbers.
And while you're at it, shiver mine also.
We'd like a word with you, Mr.
ogg.
Ha! You guys are getting too hot under the collar.
Why don't you cool off? Have some ice cream.
[TURTLES EXCLAIMING.]
Ouch! Whoa! OGG: Ha! The world's biggest sundae, and it's only Tuesday.
You know, I'm beginning to dislike that little twerp.
Yeah, but you gotta admit he picks good flavors.
[SLURPS.]
Listen, ogg, why are you doing this? Because you're mean to my pals shredder and krang.
But they're evil, dude.
They want to, like, conquer the world.
So? What's wrong with being an overachiever? Whoa! All right, you little creepola.
Hey, hey, hey! This is a priceless antique.
Be careful with it! Wait.
You don't care about skyscrapers Or automobiles Or street lights.
So why this concern about a vase? "Vahse," you uncultured philistine! It's a 1000-year-old hu yu vase.
See? Man, there is just no accounting for taste.
Ahoy, tanker! Prepare to be boarded.
Follow me, mates.
Hey.
What do you think you're doing? Getting rid of you.
Whoa! Whoa! [SPLASH.]
[SHOUTING.]
This vessel will surrender to me at once.
Uh, hoist up your poop deck.
[SNORT.]
Mizzen your mainmast.
Aah! Whoa! Look out! Whoa! [BURPS.]
Mmm.
I can't get enough of this stuff.
You like to eat porcelain? Oh, yeah! Especially the well-aged like this.
But you've got all that power.
Why not just wiggle your fingers and make some? Hey.
If I just made it, it wouldn't be 1000 years old, would it? First, I'm gonna finish this.
Then I'm gonna finish you turtles-- ha! For good.
Guys, I've got a plan.
Call me nutsy, but I don't think ogg can hurt us.
Ok, nutsy.
I'll bite.
Think about it.
He could be making bombs and bullets, but instead he's trying to take us out with pies and ice cream.
Actually, it's not a bad way to go.
Ha ha ha! We have to find out what his connection is to shredder and krang.
But, like, how? I told ya.
I got a plan.
Hey, oggie, old boy.
Uh, would you spare us if we could get you some more of that antique porcelain? Would I? I might even do you a favor like I did my pals shredder and krang.
What favor is that, little dude? Hmm.
Nothing special.
I gave them a chemical that'll turn that tanker oil they're stealing into liquid hydrogen.
But with all that fuel, they could repower the technodrome and rule the world.
Who cares about that? Where's my porcelain? We'll get it for you.
But we'll need your help.
Just come with us.
And no more trouble.
OhNo more trouble.
I promise.
Ha! Turtles are such trusting little souls.
Excellent.
The force of gravity will pull the oil down through the hole we made with the pneumatic module straight into the technodrome.
Do you think you can help us, April? Are you kidding? I'd do anything for an exclusive story about him.
Donatello, you get to the lair, and fast.
We need our pandimensional portal generator.
You got it.
Michelangelo, you and Raphael stop shredder from stealing that oil.
Hey, what's going on? Keep quiet if you want that porcelain.
[DOORBELL RINGS.]
Sorry.
The museum's closed.
April o'Neil, channel 6 news.
I've got a deadline in 5 minutes.
I-I don't know, miss o'Neil, nobody said anything about this.
It's ok.
Trust me.
Oh, I'm her cameraman.
What's this? UhMy new lightweight camera equipment.
OGG: Let me out of here.
Hey.
What's that noise? Um, we were opening the porcelain display case for you.
Oh, boy, oh, boy! Ha! Yum yum! Let me at 'em.
Hey! You tricked me! Ha! [MANIACAL LAUGHTER.]
This is incredible.
We've got to get ogg back to his own dimension.
And we've got to do it before he turns the whole city into one gigantic fruit salad.
OGG: Let me out of here! Ha! I'll get you for tricking me! What are we gonna do? He's flipping out completely.
Let's hope Donatello gets here soon with the portal generator.
Unh! This transdimensional portal generator weighs a ton.
Boy, everyone else gets to ride around on boats or capture weird creatures.
Me, I get all the hard work.
Scope it out.
There's the tanker.
And look who's playing pirate-- it's bebop and rocksteady.
Holy guacamole! Ogg must be partying again.
He's turned the statue of liberty into a cheap souvenir.
This time, the dude's gone too far! APRIL: Leonardo, look out! What in the world I'll teach you to trick me! Ice cream! And it's blocking the exit.
Isn't there a fire law against that? Hey, we can go out this window.
Are you nuts? Nuts! Ha! That's what I forgot.
Me and my big mouth.
Aah! Look out! BOTH: Ugh! Blecchh! I definitely must ask Mr.
Thompson for a raise.
In a few minutes, the tanks will be drained.
All that oil will be ours.
[THUMP.]
Give it up, guys.
It's over.
The turtles! Bebop! Rocksteady! Get them! Whoa! You turtles will have to get up oily in the morning to beat me.
Why should they get all the bad puns? Whoa! Whoa! Enough of this.
We have work to do.
[PANTING.]
I think we ditched ogg.
But he's going to tear up the city until we find a substitute for those antiques.
Well, you've only got one option that I can see.
"Hayward's bargain basement.
Fine imitation antiques.
" Perfect.
A half dozen of your finest cheap imitation hu yu vases-- vahsesOh, never mind.
Now to find ogg.
Unless he finds us first.
Oh, this is it.
Ha! No more Mr.
nice alien.
We can't let him have the vases until Donatello gets here.
That's the last of the oil, boss.
Now to return to the technodrome and watch krang turn it into liquid hydrogen.
But first This time bomb should do the job nicely, turtles.
Ha ha ha! I'm going to turn you into Something awful.
Now, don't do anything rash, ogg.
We've got lots of fresh antique vases for you.
Donatello, hurry! We need you.
Sorry, but this thing is heavy.
Now hand over those vases! Wow.
I've got to get some footage of this.
Quick, fellas, look at this.
It must be some kind of illusion.
And the camera doesn't pick it up.
Even if it is an illusion, we've still got to get him out of here.
Here they are, ogg.
Ha! Gimme, gimme, gimme! I need those babies.
You'll get them, but first, you've got to do us a couple of favors.
Uh, you name it, you got it.
Make everything normal again.
Deal.
Ok.
What next? And make it snappy.
I'm starving.
Could you show me the dimension you come from, just so I could say I saw it? There it is.
What a dump, huh? Ok.
Now let me have 'em.
You heard him, Leonardo.
Let him have it.
Come and get it.
Ha! And away we go! And that, folks, is the last we'll be seeing of Mr.
ogg.
[BEEPING.]
We're teenage mutant ninja turtles.
We ought to be able to escape from a corny setup like this.
What are you doing? Well, I saw this flick where a tied-up dude wiggled till he fell over.
[CRASH.]
[TURTLES GROAN.]
Ok.
What did the guy do then? [BEEPING.]
Uh, I don't know.
I went out for popcorn.
Banzai! But we weren't able to stop shredder.
He's got all that oil in the technodrome.
Ha ha ha.
Gee, isn't that just too bad? Now To turn this oil into liquid hydrogen.
It's happening! It's happening! It's not happening! We've been tricked! Who's going to clean up this mess? If we keep our eyes shut, they'll never find us.
Now that ogg's gone, it's kinda nice to be able to tell what's what again.
How's the pizza, Michelangelo? Coming right up, amigos.
Huh? Oh! Bummer, dudes.
Look what happened to the pizza.
Maybe we didn't get rid of ogg after all.
There's what you get for tricking me.
I nearly chipped a tooth on this cheap imitation porcelain.
Ha! Take that! [CRASH.]
And that! And that! [CRASH.]
You know, he's kind of cute when he's angry.
OGG: Ha ha ha! lions gate entertainment