Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) s04e14 Episode Script
9061-002 - Son of Return of the Fly II
[THEME SONG.]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell And they're green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hey.
Get a grip.
When the evil Shredder attacks These turtle boys don't cut him no slack Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool, but rude Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power [SIREN WAILING.]
Excuse me.
Oh dear, oh dear.
[WARBLING.]
[GASPS.]
Oh, no! No, you can't have it.
All right, dudes.
Chill out! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
[GROANING.]
Whoops.
[CHATTERING.]
Yeah! Bad catch, bud.
Come on, dudes, let's go! [CLAMORING.]
Oh, no! Forget them.
You gotta get it back.
What was that thing? My latest scientific discovery.
You gotta find it! Just who are you, anyway? I'm Herman J.
Mellish.
You gotta find it! If it fell in the wrong hands, it would be a catastrophe.
We'll find it, all right.
It must have washed away in the river.
Just find it! I gotta go.
Well, you heard the man.
Let's find that thing.
Right.
Whatever it is.
[RAPHAEL.]
Let's just hope nobody finds that doodad before we do.
Oh, relax, Raphael.
Who else hangs out down here in the sewers besides us? Are you kidding, Michelangelo? What about the Rat King? And Leatherhead? And-- That reminds me.
I wonder whatever happened to old Baxter Stockman? Baxter, the wacko fly? Forget him.
Come on! [BUZZING, WHIMPERING.]
What a world.
I suppose all my old enemies have forgotten about me by now.
Don't worry, Baxter old pal.
We'll find some way out of this dimensional limbo sooner or later.
Maybe they've forgotten what a great scientist I used to be, but I don't forget.
I'll find that-that-- Shredder.
Thank you.
Shredder.
And I'll get even with him for making me this way.
Relax, Baxter old buddy.
I'll get you out of here somehow.
I hate it here! There's so much nothing.
I want to go back to Earth and get my revenge.
[WEEPING.]
Take it easy, Baxter.
I hate to see a grown fly cry.
Hey! Look! Do you realize what that is? [BAXTER BUZZING, WHIMPERING.]
It's an electric doughnut.
Yum, yum.
No.
It's a dimensional wormhole.
It's a warp in the fabric of space and time.
Baxter, this could be our gateway home.
And beautiful.
[BUZZING.]
[WHISTLES.]
What's the matter with this idiotic machine? Give me a maintenance report on our main power batteries.
[MACHINE.]
Two plus two is four.
I know that, you stupid machine! I need a damage report.
Two plus two make four.
[ELECTRICAL SIZZLING.]
Oh! It still don't shatter.
When the volcano erupted, it completely damaged the main compu circuits.
But we can't function without a computer! Yeah.
And we can't play no computer games neither.
What a bummer.
Well, let's go shopping.
We must get a computer.
And the easiest place to get one is on Earth! [SQUEAKING.]
Baxter.
You it did.
We're back on Earth.
Earth? Now I can get Shredder.
Let me at 'im.
Why it's-- It's-- Double goodie! No, wait.
Let me see it.
[BEEPING.]
Baxter, this is a solid energy generator.
A device that turns energy into rock-hard matter.
Place it in my circuit slot.
Now.
Watch.
[HUMMING.]
[HISSING.]
Baxter, old buddy, with your brains and my new body, we're ready to take on the world.
Okay! [LAUGHS.]
But we start with Shredder.
Whatever you say, pal.
This is the end of the river, dudes.
Yeah? Then where's the gadget? Maybe it sank.
After floating all this way? Well, maybe we missed it back there.
I don't think so.
Look! [MICHELANGELO.]
Whoa! What the heck makes footprints like that? I don't know.
But I think we'd better find out.
[BUZZING.]
Where's that Shredder? I want him.
I will crush him like a fly-- No, that can't be right.
Revenge.
Revenge, revenge! Wait, Baxter old pal.
Don't forget, we have to deal with those Turtles, too.
Revenge! Revenge! Sugar! Sugar! [BUZZING.]
Sugar! [CHEWING, SLOBBERING.]
Sugar! That's brilliant! Baxter, you're a genius.
[WITH HIS MOUTH FULL.]
I know.
We'll lure him out of hiding with the one thing in the universe he really wants to get his hands on.
You mean, sugar! No, those four Turtles.
Yes, of course, the Turtles.
Turtles! How? By using their friends at Channel Six.
Well, Mr.
Thompson, we've installed new computers in every office in the TV station.
They'd better work! They cost me a fortune.
[COMPUTER SALESMAN.]
By the way, we also have computers that can replace most of your news staff.
[CHUCKLES.]
Mm.
That would certainly make my life easier.
I'll think about it.
April, Burne's not really going to replace us with computers, is he? It sure sounded that way, Irma.
[CHUCKLES.]
I certainly don't have to worry about that.
I'm invaluable to this station.
Yeah.
They couldn't make a computer with a big enough ego to replace you.
Here's the plaster cast I made of that footprint.
What kind of creature has a foot like that? Some weird alien robot? A 500-pound canary? A circus clown with a really sick sense of humor? No, my sons.
It appears to be the footprint of a gigantic fly! [TOGETHER.]
Baxter Stockman! Yes.
There is no doubt it is the footprint of a gigantic fly.
Fellow dudes, it looks like old Baxter Stockman's back in town.
And chances are, he's got that device.
Mellish said it would be a catastrophe if it fell into the wrong hands.
Yeah, and Baxter's got four of 'em.
Come on, Turtles.
We've got to find him.
Ah, but we don't know where he is.
[RAPHAEL.]
And we don't even know what that device does.
Since when have we been bothered by details? [BUZZING.]
[COMPUTER.]
Now, we need to get inside to the main transmitting room.
[BUZZING.]
Let in! Gosh, you're so clever, Baxter.
Now, go find that woman who's friends with the Turtles, April O'Neil.
Find April O'Neil.
April O'Neil.
While I take over this building.
Attention, humans.
What the heck? [SCREAMS.]
April O'Neil.
Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey! I now control everything in this entire building.
Well, I sure got my money's worth with those computers.
This building is now under the command of the greatest guy in the universe.
Baxter Stockman.
Baxter Stockman? We control everything.
Oh, put me down! Here s-she is, April O'Neil.
No, no.
[SCREAMS.]
That's not even a woman.
She looks like this, Baxter, old pal.
Okay.
I got it now.
Find April O'Neil.
Find May O'Neil.
June O'Neil! Give me that computer salesman on the phone, pronto! [COMPUTER.]
Sorry, but Baxter Stockman controls the phones, now.
That's just great, great, great, great.
Are you September O'Neil? You mean, April? Do I look like April? Where is she? Why should I tell you? Because, I'm a big fly.
She's straight down the hall.
Straight down that hall.
Straight down that hall.
I don't remember putting any big flies on the payroll.
What are we gonna do, April? Get help! April to Turtles: come in.
April? [PANTING.]
There's a horrible monster loose in the building.
I know, Vernon.
Quiet! We read you, April.
What's up? We got a big problem here.
Baxter Stockman and that computer of his are taking over the station.
Hurry, guys.
We need you! Excuse me.
I'm looking for April O'Neil.
I-I'm a little busy right now.
Oh, sorry.
I'll take you instead.
Oh, no.
No, not again! I should have stayed in radio.
Come on, team.
April's in trouble! At least we can stop looking in trash cans for that fly.
Yeah.
Now all we need's a really big glass jar to catch him in.
April was busy calling the Turtles so I brought him instead.
[GRUNTS.]
Great work, Baxter.
You've done it again.
That means the Turtles are on their way here.
[BUZZING.]
They are? What do we do? We want them to come so you can capture them.
Capture them? Oh, yes.
Good.
No, wait, buddy boy.
You can't catch all four of them by yourself.
Fortunately, with my new solid energy generator, I can make you a device to catch them.
Now, go get 'em, palsy-walsy.
Okay! [LAUGHING.]
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING.]
Whoa! And just where do you think you're going? [CHUCKLES.]
Excuse me.
I have to go see my chiropractor.
[SHREDDER.]
How much longer is this going to take, Krang? We need a computer.
I found it! A source of incredible computer power.
Like nothing I've ever detected before on Earth.
And it's at Channel Six.
That's ridiculous.
What would the most powerful computer in the world be doing at a television station? Giving an interview, for all I know.
Who cares why it's there? We must return you, and Bebop and Rocksteady to Earth, so you can steal it.
Wait a minute! The transdimensional portal generator doesn't work.
Then, we must make it work.
Come on! It's locked! Wait! That door isn't your property.
Wanna take a vote on smashing our way through it? We don't have time for this.
We've gotta find Baxter.
[BUZZING.]
I'd say he just found us! I've got you now.
Stupid, greasy Turtles.
Whoa, dude.
Who you callin' "greasy"? [BUZZING.]
Run! Boy, what I wouldn't give for a really big flyswatter right now.
Hey, bugbreath, come back and play! Gotcha now! [SCREAMS.]
I got ya, Michelangelo.
[SCREAMS.]
Next time, try to fall a little gentler, will ya? [EVIL LAUGHTER.]
I'll catch you Turtles.
I have you now.
Just our luck.
Swatted by a fly! [GRUNTS.]
Dude, there must be some way out of these energy ropes.
I think I've been feeling too geared up lately, dudes.
Yeah.
Something tells me I'm about to get a splitting headache.
Oh, someytimes I wish I had a fifth hand.
Aw, don't fly off the handle, Baxter.
Not funny, not funny! Nobody likes puns anymore.
[COMPUTER.]
Old buddy-boy Baxter must have the Turtles ready by now.
It's time to get Shredder's attention.
Do you hear me, Shredder? I'm looking for you.
My buddy Baxter's got those Turtles you're always after.
And if you don't show up in five minutes, they'll be toast.
Where are you, Shredder? You come here now, or I shall never have revenge agaist Turtles-- never, ever, ever! We're bait for Shredder? Yeah, leave it to a fly to think up a bug-brained idea like that.
But Shredder isn't even on this planet.
That stupid Shredder doesn't even know an ultimatum when he hears one.
Uh, Baxter, can we talk? [ENGINE WHINING.]
Hurry, Krang.
We must get the transdimentionl portal activated.
You stupid machine! It's working! Hurry! Hurry! Go through it, and get that computer.
Now to get to Channel Six.
[COMPUTER.]
Do you hear me, Shredder? What the devil? You'd better meet my pal Baxter Stockman at the clock tower in two minutes.
Baxter Stockman? What is he doing here on Earth? Baxter is going to finish off the Turtles if you don't show up.
No, by Ninja law it is my right to destroy the Turtles, not that pipsqueak fly's.
No, Master Shredder.
We gotta get that computer, like Krang said.
Oh, who cares about the computer? I want those Turtles! [VERNON.]
We're going to be trapped in this building forever! Oh, we're doomed.
Oh, Vernon, shut up.
If we can cut the power that computer's using, maybe we can get out of here! I've got a card key.
Ow, ow, ow! Ah, ah, ah.
Trying to cut the power, eh? When my palsy-walsy Baxter rules the world, all humans will obey us computers.
In the meantime, I'll just have to teach you a lesson for your disobedience.
[SCREAMING.]
[MICHELANGELO.]
Baxter, I'm telling you, Shredder's in Dimension X.
He ain't comin', Baxter.
So why don't you just let us go and buzz off? Pah! You're just tryin' to save your own shells.
Shredder, where are you? Baxter, there is no possible way Shredder is gonna show up here.
So sue me.
I want those Turtles, Baxter.
You're not going to deprive me of my revenge.
No, it's my turn for revenge.
[GRUNTING.]
Hey, dudes, I think our time's up! Donatello, can you get loose? No way.
Only the most highly skilled ninja master could get out of these ropes.
Hi, Leonardo.
[CHURCH BELL RINGING.]
Whoa-oa! Well, what took ya so long? [SHREDDER.]
You stupid fly.
I should have swatted you long ago.
We've got to get out of here and over to Channel Six somehow.
[BUZZING.]
[SCREAMING.]
Come on.
We've gotta get to that computer.
Ew, what happened to Baxter? He must be finished.
And the Turtles escaped.
Never mind.
We've got to get that computer.
Now, to bust our way in.
Wait.
The destruction of other people's property, for whatever reason, is wrong.
Are you kiddin' me? April's in danger.
We'll take the sewer.
Excuse me.
Since when did we become "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Boy Ninnies"? Got to stop them! Locked.
Bebop, blast it.
Wait! The destruction of other people's property, for whatever reason, is wrong.
[LAUGHS.]
I know.
Come on.
[LAUGHING.]
This will teach you humans to mess with a computer.
[SCREAMING.]
I'll show that overblown pocket calculator.
Wait, the destruction of other people's-- Shut up! Where's Baxter's computer? Upstairs, in the transmitter room.
[DOOR CRASHING.]
You're the supercomputer.
Who, me? Why, uh, no.
I'm-- Bebop, Rocksteady.
Get him! What are you doing? Put me down! Krang! Activate the portal.
You put my friend down! [BAXTER BUZZING.]
Hey, cut it out.
Ow, ooh.
Let him go! He's my best friend.
Ah, it's mine.
Think we should do something? Why bother? They're doin' plenty.
l Mellish! What are you doing here? I've been looking all over for you guys.
[GROANING.]
Did you get my solid energy generator? It's right there.
If you like, go get it.
Hey, what's that thing? Huh? Oh.
The autodestruct button.
You mean, you could have blown that gizmo up all along? If you were so worried about it falling into the wrong hands, why didn't you? Hey, that thing's worth plenty big bucks to the right customer.
But if it fell into the wrong hands, I wouldn't get nothing.
[FIGHTING CONTINUES.]
So you put us through all this, just so you could make a profit? Give me that.
Heads up, guys.
Get to the portal, quick! Oh, I'll get you for this! Baxter, old buddy-boy, don't forget me.
[SHREDDER.]
Shut it down.
Shut it down.
Oh, no! Not again! [COMPUTER.]
Don't worry, Baxter, old buddy, old pal, at least you still have me.
What's left of me, anyway.
[APRIL.]
Thanks, guys.
You saved the station.
And our lives.
It's all in a day's work for a fun-loving turtle.
I'd say everything's back to normal here.
Yep.
Now that we don't have to worry about-- Do you hear what I hear? [BUZZING.]
Oh, no.
It couldn't be! Don't tell me he got back somehow.
[SHAVER BUZZING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
No, please.
Not again.
I've been dragged around by weirdos all day.
I can't take this anymore.
[MICHELANGELO.]
Get serious, dude.
[RAFAEL.]
Gee, Vernon sure is jumpy lately.
[DONATELLO.]
I wonder what's gotten into him.
[MICHELANGELO.]
Oh, the dude's probably overworked.
He should take up a hobby.
[LEONARDO.]
Right.
Like insect collecting.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell And they're green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hey.
Get a grip.
When the evil Shredder attacks These turtle boys don't cut him no slack Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool, but rude Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power [SIREN WAILING.]
Excuse me.
Oh dear, oh dear.
[WARBLING.]
[GASPS.]
Oh, no! No, you can't have it.
All right, dudes.
Chill out! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
[GROANING.]
Whoops.
[CHATTERING.]
Yeah! Bad catch, bud.
Come on, dudes, let's go! [CLAMORING.]
Oh, no! Forget them.
You gotta get it back.
What was that thing? My latest scientific discovery.
You gotta find it! Just who are you, anyway? I'm Herman J.
Mellish.
You gotta find it! If it fell in the wrong hands, it would be a catastrophe.
We'll find it, all right.
It must have washed away in the river.
Just find it! I gotta go.
Well, you heard the man.
Let's find that thing.
Right.
Whatever it is.
[RAPHAEL.]
Let's just hope nobody finds that doodad before we do.
Oh, relax, Raphael.
Who else hangs out down here in the sewers besides us? Are you kidding, Michelangelo? What about the Rat King? And Leatherhead? And-- That reminds me.
I wonder whatever happened to old Baxter Stockman? Baxter, the wacko fly? Forget him.
Come on! [BUZZING, WHIMPERING.]
What a world.
I suppose all my old enemies have forgotten about me by now.
Don't worry, Baxter old pal.
We'll find some way out of this dimensional limbo sooner or later.
Maybe they've forgotten what a great scientist I used to be, but I don't forget.
I'll find that-that-- Shredder.
Thank you.
Shredder.
And I'll get even with him for making me this way.
Relax, Baxter old buddy.
I'll get you out of here somehow.
I hate it here! There's so much nothing.
I want to go back to Earth and get my revenge.
[WEEPING.]
Take it easy, Baxter.
I hate to see a grown fly cry.
Hey! Look! Do you realize what that is? [BAXTER BUZZING, WHIMPERING.]
It's an electric doughnut.
Yum, yum.
No.
It's a dimensional wormhole.
It's a warp in the fabric of space and time.
Baxter, this could be our gateway home.
And beautiful.
[BUZZING.]
[WHISTLES.]
What's the matter with this idiotic machine? Give me a maintenance report on our main power batteries.
[MACHINE.]
Two plus two is four.
I know that, you stupid machine! I need a damage report.
Two plus two make four.
[ELECTRICAL SIZZLING.]
Oh! It still don't shatter.
When the volcano erupted, it completely damaged the main compu circuits.
But we can't function without a computer! Yeah.
And we can't play no computer games neither.
What a bummer.
Well, let's go shopping.
We must get a computer.
And the easiest place to get one is on Earth! [SQUEAKING.]
Baxter.
You it did.
We're back on Earth.
Earth? Now I can get Shredder.
Let me at 'im.
Why it's-- It's-- Double goodie! No, wait.
Let me see it.
[BEEPING.]
Baxter, this is a solid energy generator.
A device that turns energy into rock-hard matter.
Place it in my circuit slot.
Now.
Watch.
[HUMMING.]
[HISSING.]
Baxter, old buddy, with your brains and my new body, we're ready to take on the world.
Okay! [LAUGHS.]
But we start with Shredder.
Whatever you say, pal.
This is the end of the river, dudes.
Yeah? Then where's the gadget? Maybe it sank.
After floating all this way? Well, maybe we missed it back there.
I don't think so.
Look! [MICHELANGELO.]
Whoa! What the heck makes footprints like that? I don't know.
But I think we'd better find out.
[BUZZING.]
Where's that Shredder? I want him.
I will crush him like a fly-- No, that can't be right.
Revenge.
Revenge, revenge! Wait, Baxter old pal.
Don't forget, we have to deal with those Turtles, too.
Revenge! Revenge! Sugar! Sugar! [BUZZING.]
Sugar! [CHEWING, SLOBBERING.]
Sugar! That's brilliant! Baxter, you're a genius.
[WITH HIS MOUTH FULL.]
I know.
We'll lure him out of hiding with the one thing in the universe he really wants to get his hands on.
You mean, sugar! No, those four Turtles.
Yes, of course, the Turtles.
Turtles! How? By using their friends at Channel Six.
Well, Mr.
Thompson, we've installed new computers in every office in the TV station.
They'd better work! They cost me a fortune.
[COMPUTER SALESMAN.]
By the way, we also have computers that can replace most of your news staff.
[CHUCKLES.]
Mm.
That would certainly make my life easier.
I'll think about it.
April, Burne's not really going to replace us with computers, is he? It sure sounded that way, Irma.
[CHUCKLES.]
I certainly don't have to worry about that.
I'm invaluable to this station.
Yeah.
They couldn't make a computer with a big enough ego to replace you.
Here's the plaster cast I made of that footprint.
What kind of creature has a foot like that? Some weird alien robot? A 500-pound canary? A circus clown with a really sick sense of humor? No, my sons.
It appears to be the footprint of a gigantic fly! [TOGETHER.]
Baxter Stockman! Yes.
There is no doubt it is the footprint of a gigantic fly.
Fellow dudes, it looks like old Baxter Stockman's back in town.
And chances are, he's got that device.
Mellish said it would be a catastrophe if it fell into the wrong hands.
Yeah, and Baxter's got four of 'em.
Come on, Turtles.
We've got to find him.
Ah, but we don't know where he is.
[RAPHAEL.]
And we don't even know what that device does.
Since when have we been bothered by details? [BUZZING.]
[COMPUTER.]
Now, we need to get inside to the main transmitting room.
[BUZZING.]
Let in! Gosh, you're so clever, Baxter.
Now, go find that woman who's friends with the Turtles, April O'Neil.
Find April O'Neil.
April O'Neil.
While I take over this building.
Attention, humans.
What the heck? [SCREAMS.]
April O'Neil.
Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey! I now control everything in this entire building.
Well, I sure got my money's worth with those computers.
This building is now under the command of the greatest guy in the universe.
Baxter Stockman.
Baxter Stockman? We control everything.
Oh, put me down! Here s-she is, April O'Neil.
No, no.
[SCREAMS.]
That's not even a woman.
She looks like this, Baxter, old pal.
Okay.
I got it now.
Find April O'Neil.
Find May O'Neil.
June O'Neil! Give me that computer salesman on the phone, pronto! [COMPUTER.]
Sorry, but Baxter Stockman controls the phones, now.
That's just great, great, great, great.
Are you September O'Neil? You mean, April? Do I look like April? Where is she? Why should I tell you? Because, I'm a big fly.
She's straight down the hall.
Straight down that hall.
Straight down that hall.
I don't remember putting any big flies on the payroll.
What are we gonna do, April? Get help! April to Turtles: come in.
April? [PANTING.]
There's a horrible monster loose in the building.
I know, Vernon.
Quiet! We read you, April.
What's up? We got a big problem here.
Baxter Stockman and that computer of his are taking over the station.
Hurry, guys.
We need you! Excuse me.
I'm looking for April O'Neil.
I-I'm a little busy right now.
Oh, sorry.
I'll take you instead.
Oh, no.
No, not again! I should have stayed in radio.
Come on, team.
April's in trouble! At least we can stop looking in trash cans for that fly.
Yeah.
Now all we need's a really big glass jar to catch him in.
April was busy calling the Turtles so I brought him instead.
[GRUNTS.]
Great work, Baxter.
You've done it again.
That means the Turtles are on their way here.
[BUZZING.]
They are? What do we do? We want them to come so you can capture them.
Capture them? Oh, yes.
Good.
No, wait, buddy boy.
You can't catch all four of them by yourself.
Fortunately, with my new solid energy generator, I can make you a device to catch them.
Now, go get 'em, palsy-walsy.
Okay! [LAUGHING.]
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING.]
Whoa! And just where do you think you're going? [CHUCKLES.]
Excuse me.
I have to go see my chiropractor.
[SHREDDER.]
How much longer is this going to take, Krang? We need a computer.
I found it! A source of incredible computer power.
Like nothing I've ever detected before on Earth.
And it's at Channel Six.
That's ridiculous.
What would the most powerful computer in the world be doing at a television station? Giving an interview, for all I know.
Who cares why it's there? We must return you, and Bebop and Rocksteady to Earth, so you can steal it.
Wait a minute! The transdimensional portal generator doesn't work.
Then, we must make it work.
Come on! It's locked! Wait! That door isn't your property.
Wanna take a vote on smashing our way through it? We don't have time for this.
We've gotta find Baxter.
[BUZZING.]
I'd say he just found us! I've got you now.
Stupid, greasy Turtles.
Whoa, dude.
Who you callin' "greasy"? [BUZZING.]
Run! Boy, what I wouldn't give for a really big flyswatter right now.
Hey, bugbreath, come back and play! Gotcha now! [SCREAMS.]
I got ya, Michelangelo.
[SCREAMS.]
Next time, try to fall a little gentler, will ya? [EVIL LAUGHTER.]
I'll catch you Turtles.
I have you now.
Just our luck.
Swatted by a fly! [GRUNTS.]
Dude, there must be some way out of these energy ropes.
I think I've been feeling too geared up lately, dudes.
Yeah.
Something tells me I'm about to get a splitting headache.
Oh, someytimes I wish I had a fifth hand.
Aw, don't fly off the handle, Baxter.
Not funny, not funny! Nobody likes puns anymore.
[COMPUTER.]
Old buddy-boy Baxter must have the Turtles ready by now.
It's time to get Shredder's attention.
Do you hear me, Shredder? I'm looking for you.
My buddy Baxter's got those Turtles you're always after.
And if you don't show up in five minutes, they'll be toast.
Where are you, Shredder? You come here now, or I shall never have revenge agaist Turtles-- never, ever, ever! We're bait for Shredder? Yeah, leave it to a fly to think up a bug-brained idea like that.
But Shredder isn't even on this planet.
That stupid Shredder doesn't even know an ultimatum when he hears one.
Uh, Baxter, can we talk? [ENGINE WHINING.]
Hurry, Krang.
We must get the transdimentionl portal activated.
You stupid machine! It's working! Hurry! Hurry! Go through it, and get that computer.
Now to get to Channel Six.
[COMPUTER.]
Do you hear me, Shredder? What the devil? You'd better meet my pal Baxter Stockman at the clock tower in two minutes.
Baxter Stockman? What is he doing here on Earth? Baxter is going to finish off the Turtles if you don't show up.
No, by Ninja law it is my right to destroy the Turtles, not that pipsqueak fly's.
No, Master Shredder.
We gotta get that computer, like Krang said.
Oh, who cares about the computer? I want those Turtles! [VERNON.]
We're going to be trapped in this building forever! Oh, we're doomed.
Oh, Vernon, shut up.
If we can cut the power that computer's using, maybe we can get out of here! I've got a card key.
Ow, ow, ow! Ah, ah, ah.
Trying to cut the power, eh? When my palsy-walsy Baxter rules the world, all humans will obey us computers.
In the meantime, I'll just have to teach you a lesson for your disobedience.
[SCREAMING.]
[MICHELANGELO.]
Baxter, I'm telling you, Shredder's in Dimension X.
He ain't comin', Baxter.
So why don't you just let us go and buzz off? Pah! You're just tryin' to save your own shells.
Shredder, where are you? Baxter, there is no possible way Shredder is gonna show up here.
So sue me.
I want those Turtles, Baxter.
You're not going to deprive me of my revenge.
No, it's my turn for revenge.
[GRUNTING.]
Hey, dudes, I think our time's up! Donatello, can you get loose? No way.
Only the most highly skilled ninja master could get out of these ropes.
Hi, Leonardo.
[CHURCH BELL RINGING.]
Whoa-oa! Well, what took ya so long? [SHREDDER.]
You stupid fly.
I should have swatted you long ago.
We've got to get out of here and over to Channel Six somehow.
[BUZZING.]
[SCREAMING.]
Come on.
We've gotta get to that computer.
Ew, what happened to Baxter? He must be finished.
And the Turtles escaped.
Never mind.
We've got to get that computer.
Now, to bust our way in.
Wait.
The destruction of other people's property, for whatever reason, is wrong.
Are you kiddin' me? April's in danger.
We'll take the sewer.
Excuse me.
Since when did we become "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Boy Ninnies"? Got to stop them! Locked.
Bebop, blast it.
Wait! The destruction of other people's property, for whatever reason, is wrong.
[LAUGHS.]
I know.
Come on.
[LAUGHING.]
This will teach you humans to mess with a computer.
[SCREAMING.]
I'll show that overblown pocket calculator.
Wait, the destruction of other people's-- Shut up! Where's Baxter's computer? Upstairs, in the transmitter room.
[DOOR CRASHING.]
You're the supercomputer.
Who, me? Why, uh, no.
I'm-- Bebop, Rocksteady.
Get him! What are you doing? Put me down! Krang! Activate the portal.
You put my friend down! [BAXTER BUZZING.]
Hey, cut it out.
Ow, ooh.
Let him go! He's my best friend.
Ah, it's mine.
Think we should do something? Why bother? They're doin' plenty.
l Mellish! What are you doing here? I've been looking all over for you guys.
[GROANING.]
Did you get my solid energy generator? It's right there.
If you like, go get it.
Hey, what's that thing? Huh? Oh.
The autodestruct button.
You mean, you could have blown that gizmo up all along? If you were so worried about it falling into the wrong hands, why didn't you? Hey, that thing's worth plenty big bucks to the right customer.
But if it fell into the wrong hands, I wouldn't get nothing.
[FIGHTING CONTINUES.]
So you put us through all this, just so you could make a profit? Give me that.
Heads up, guys.
Get to the portal, quick! Oh, I'll get you for this! Baxter, old buddy-boy, don't forget me.
[SHREDDER.]
Shut it down.
Shut it down.
Oh, no! Not again! [COMPUTER.]
Don't worry, Baxter, old buddy, old pal, at least you still have me.
What's left of me, anyway.
[APRIL.]
Thanks, guys.
You saved the station.
And our lives.
It's all in a day's work for a fun-loving turtle.
I'd say everything's back to normal here.
Yep.
Now that we don't have to worry about-- Do you hear what I hear? [BUZZING.]
Oh, no.
It couldn't be! Don't tell me he got back somehow.
[SHAVER BUZZING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
No, please.
Not again.
I've been dragged around by weirdos all day.
I can't take this anymore.
[MICHELANGELO.]
Get serious, dude.
[RAFAEL.]
Gee, Vernon sure is jumpy lately.
[DONATELLO.]
I wonder what's gotten into him.
[MICHELANGELO.]
Oh, the dude's probably overworked.
He should take up a hobby.
[LEONARDO.]
Right.
Like insect collecting.