Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) s06e14 Episode Script

9062-9213 - Polly Wanna Pizza

[theme.]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team We're really hip.
They're heroes in the half shell And they're green Hey, get a grip.
When the evil Shredder attacks These turtle boys don't cut him no slack Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Splinter taught them to be ninja teens He's a radical rat.
Leonardo leads Donatello does machines That's a fact, Jack.
Raphael is cool but rude Gimme a break.
Michelangelo is a party dude Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half shell Turtle power [alarm.]
What's that? Guys? Oh, that's right.
They went out.
[alarm continues.]
What in the world? It sounds like a distress signal.
Hello.
Can you hear me? Oh, great.
Someone could be in terrible trouble.
Oh, where's that portable tracker of Donatello's? Ah, found it.
Uh-oh! Whoa! [thud.]
[electricity sizzles.]
I'll clean this up later.
I've got to find the source of that signal! Master Splinter, I've got a-- Oh.
I'd better not disturb the sensei while he's meditating.
Man, that new video arcade is totally awesome! Yeah.
Bet my giant lizard ate more buildings than your three-headed dragon.
Oh, yeah? Well, my super space destroyer blew up more planets than your ultra star cruiser.
Hey, dudes, don't forget my Kung Fu streetfighter kicked down more doors than your evil crime lord.
Isn't it nice to have a place where you can relax and forget the cares of the day? Hey, Leonardo, you should've been there.
It-- huh? Where'd he go? Anybody seen Leonardo? No sign of him here, dude.
Hey guys, better take a look at this.
Holy guacamole! What happened here? [Raphael.]
Whoa.
If I didn't know better, I'd say there'd been a fight.
But what happened to Leonardo? I don't know, but here's his TurtleCom! He'd never leave without it.
Unless he was dragged off! Guys, I don't like this.
We'd better start looking for him.
[Krang.]
Of all the places the Technodrome's ever been stranded, this is, without a doubt, the most boring! There must be some kind of evil I can get into somewhere on this forsaken planet! [beeping.]
What the-- I don't believe it.
What is it? A highly concentrated source of energy! Billions and billions of mega-volts.
[Shredder.]
And it's just outside the city! Why, there's enough energy there to blow the entire planet off its axis! So how does that help us? Follow me on this one.
A shift to the Earth's proximity to the sun would reverse the entire climate of the planet.
The polar ice caps would melt, and the Technodrome would be freed! Exactly.
And the city would be plunged into a new ice age, paralyzing it for our conquest.
So you found the energy.
Huh.
But where you gonna get a contraption large enough to jolt the Earth off its axis? I already have it.
Follow me.
These are the components of my Hyper Thruster, a little project of mine I whipped up on a slow day.
The foot soldiers can transport it and assemble it outside the city, while you and I locate that energy source.
[Michelangelo.]
Still no sign of Leonardo, dudes.
And without the homing signal in his TurtleCom, I can't get a fix on him.
Hey, what's that? Whoa! [Michelangelo.]
Looks like somebody broke into that building big time! [tires squealing.]
[Raphael.]
Well, let's check it out.
"Blowhard Bubble Gum Company?" Why would anybody rob this place? Maybe they're robbing the company safe.
Or stealing some top-secret manufacturing equipment.
Or maybe they just dig bubble gum, like me.
[pop.]
No.
There's the real reason.
[Donatello.]
They're stealing bubble gum baseball cards.
Why, those dirty, card-cribbing crooks! Oh, they won't get away with this! Baseball card-loving kids everywhere are depending on us.
Come on! [Bebop.]
At last, our baseball card collection is complete.
A genuine Nolan Ryan! My life is complete.
[Raphael.]
All right, you goons, hold it! Those cards belong in the collections of all-American boys and girls, not in your germ-ridden hands.
The turtles! Let's show 'em how serious we take our baseball card collecting.
Oh, you bone domes won't stop us from completing our collections! Don't you creeps know that you can't get the cards without the bubble gum! Ew, yuck! Mind if I join in? Oh, no! Yech! Pink is my worstest color.
[grunting.]
Gotcha! [both grunting.]
I'll teach you turtles to mess with us! Yah! Whoa! Oof! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa-- Ugh! Michelangelo, buddy! Are you all right? Well, I was until I saw that! [rumbling.]
[turtles.]
Whoa! [crash.]
Eek, anybody know the name of a good chiropractor? I'd rather call a weight-lifter.
Oh, come on, guys, push! [all grunting.]
Hey, did you notice? There's only one, two, three of them turtles.
Uh, yeah.
They usually come in a handy four-pack.
Man, I wish Leonardo was here.
Oh, yeah, and we still don't have a clue where he is.
Did you hear that? Whoo, one of the turtles is missing.
The boss is gonna want to know about this! All together now push! [all grunting.]
[thud.]
All right! Now to get Rocksteady and Bebop! Aw, they got away in the transport module.
So what else is new? Hey, guys, what did I miss? Bebop and Rocksteady.
But then again, so did we.
You four seem different somehow.
Don't you mean three? Hey, that's right! Where's Leonardo? That's what we'd like to know.
Let us know if you hear from him, would you? I sure will.
There's just one problem with this plan of yours, Krang.
Really? What's that? Those blasted turtles.
Every time we come up with a workable scheme to enslave the world, they show up and boot our butts from here to Hoboken.
Boss, have we got news for you! [Bebop.]
One of the turtles is missing.
Yeah, and none of the other turtles knows where he is.
That's it, Krang-- a way to carry out your plan without interference from those miserable shellbacks.
[Krang.]
The holographic cloaking machine? What do you want with that? You'll see.
Which one of the turtles is missing? Uh, gee, I don't know.
They all look alike.
It's the one in the blue mask.
Aha.
Leonardo! Bebop, get in the holographic cloaker.
Uh, whatever you say, boss.
[Shredder laughing.]
It's perfect! [Shredder.]
Success! Bebop is now the image of Leonardo.
Oh, no, I turned into one of them turtles! Calm yourself.
It's merely a holographic illusion.
To the transport modules, everyone! I'm coming along this time, to see there are no foul-ups.
If you insist, Go to the city, and create as much trouble as you can.
Remember, you only have two hours before your holographic disguise wears off.
After that, you'll return to your normal-- sub-normal self.
And while the turtles are chasing all over town looking for their missing friend, the foot soldiers will be preparing the Hyper Thruster to blow this planet's climate topsy-turvy! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! [water splashing.]
Oh, I've been going around in circles for hours down here.
If only I could figure out how this tracking device works.
[beeping.]
Well, what do you know? That must be the source of the distress signal.
It seems to be coming from outside the city.
This auto showroom looks like a good place to start.
Okay.
[snorting.]
Here I go.
Hey, and here we have the new Hula.
It almost wiggles its way through traffic jams.
[bang.]
I wanna take this baby for a spin.
Hey, that's our most expensive car! Please, don't! Hey, hey, are you nuts? A celebrity endorsement from a hero like me could be worth millions, maybe even thousands.
[ignition starts.]
Whoa-ho! I'm a Turbo-turtle! Out of the way, you roadhogs! [tires squealing.]
Make way for the Ninja Turtle! Uh, well, I'm sorry, but a beloved crimefighter such as me needs a vehicle with a bit more endurance.
Oh, oh, oh, no! [laughing, snorting.]
Oh, boy, this is fun! Hee hee, yeah.
Let's find some more stuff to mess up.
[Michelangelo.]
Bummer, compadres.
We've scoped out this entire city, and no sign of Leonardo! My students, is there some problem? There sure is, Master Splinter.
Leonardo is missing! Yeah, and we think he might be in some kind of trouble.
Join hands, my students.
We will try to contact him using an ancient ninja mind probe technique.
Leonardo, my son, our combined spirits call out to you.
Let us know of your whereabouts.
[all roaring.]
Dinosaurs? What a bodacious vision.
But what does it mean, sensei? It is hard to say.
It might be an image of the past, or present, or even the future.
Don't you just love these multiple choice answers? [TurtleCom beeping.]
Leonardo, is that you? No, it's me.
But Leonardo has been spotted at the downtown Catalytic Motors showroom.
We'll meet you there.
[Krang.]
That energy source is centered somewhere right around here.
In a gravel pit? That doesn't make sense.
Nevertheless, I'm getting energy readings big time.
Come on, we must explore this place.
April, this is nuts.
I'm telling you, eyewitnesses saw Leonardo.
Well, something sure happened here.
Oh, no.
Not more turtles! Looks like maybe he was here.
But why would he do this? Maybe our old amigo has flipped his wig.
[snorting.]
I'll take this.
Hey! As we Ninja Turtles say Cowa-bingo! Why, you-- And this is your Skyscraper Square street sign announcer, reminding you that the weatherman calls for rain tomorrow.
[Bebop.]
Man, that is one big TV.
Let me blast it.
No, wait.
This'll really get you noticed.
And remember, don't pollute, save the whales, and recycle your garbage.
It's the ecologically correct thing to do.
Get outta here, you wimp! This is Leonardo, folks.
The boss turtle of this whole stupid city.
[chuckling.]
Oh, boy, is this ever neat? [radio static.]
April, here.
[Vernon.]
April, that missing turtle of yours has been spotted in more places than Elvis! Where is he now? In Skyscraper Square, and hurry! You've got to find that guy before he wrecks the entire city! Krang, this is hopeless.
We've been all over this quarry, and there's no sign of an energy source.
That's what you think.
We're getting closer.
That's why it was so hard to find! It's down there.
In that hole? That's ridiculous.
Just shut up, and get a rope.
Well, you'd better be right about this.
There.
Didn't I tell you? The energy needed to power this thing must be immense.
[Shredder.]
It's not from outer space.
It must've drilled its way up from the center of the earth.
We found it! The energy source! These power cells are ours now.
[beeping.]
Yes, what is it? Just checking in, boss.
We're really shaking up this city, just like you told us.
Watch.
Hey, you, Double Ugly! I'm Leonardo, and I'm taking over this city! Ha, yeah, tell your friends! Excellent.
Keep up the good work.
Where are you, boss? In case we need you.
We're at the gravel pit at the edge of town.
But don't call us, we'll call you.
Shredder, can the chit-chat! We've got a world to blow off its axis! All right, Krang, I'm coming.
Scope it out, dudes, Leonardo's become a TV star, and it's really giving him a big head! My name is Leonardo, and I'm a real bad dude.
But I notice he has Bebop's voice.
Come on! And I got a message for you other slimy turtles, which is-- Leonardo! Why, we've been looking everywhere for you.
Uh, hi, guys.
[snorting.]
How you doin'? Hey, pretty bad cold you got there, Leonardo.
Well, you're about to get even sicker, turtle! Whoa! Leonardo, what's gotten into you? Whoa, you're really Bebop! Take this, shellbacks! Okay, what did you do with Leonardo? Uh, we didn't do nothing with him.
The only reason we knew he was missing is because you guys said it.
That's right.
When Leonardo disappeared, these two pinheads were swiping baseball cards.
Uh-huh, and Shredder and Krang didn't take them because they're too busy getting ready to blow the Earth off its axis.
What? Yeah.
They found this real powerful energy source in a gravel pit, And they're gonna use it to change the whole world's climate.
All right, you two.
You're leading us to that gravel pit.
[Krang.]
The Hyper Thruster is complete! Now to slam the earth off its axis.
Oh, blast it.
I'm going to have to reconfigure the connectors to accept these alien power cells.
But I've been waiting years to conquer the Earth! Then a few more hours won't make a difference.
That's where they found the energy source, down there.
You two goons wait here.
We'll be back in a moment.
[Raphael.]
Huh, now there's something you don't see every day.
[Michelangelo.]
Whoa, dinosaurs! Just like the ones in Master Splinter's vision.
And they don't look like a welcoming committee.
[all roaring.]
[all roaring.]
Man, we dropped right into Dinosaur Central! They're the creatures Splinter saw in his vision.
They must've eaten Leonardo! Guess again, guys! Leonardo! Leonardo! Leonardo! Sorry, did my friends scare you? Did you say friends? [Michelangelo.]
You mean these jolly green giants are your compadres? Oh, yeah.
They're real nice guys.
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Speega.
My friends and I are the descendants of a group of dinosaurs who escaped extinction millions of years ago, by taking refuge in the center of the earth.
And they've been on a mission to save endangered species all over the planet ever since.
We were on an urgent mission to save a rare species of flower.
But unfortunately, in our rush, we damaged our transport driller.
While you guys were out, I picked up their distress signal on Donatello's radio.
I found them here.
Yes, and thanks to Leonardo's help, we rescued the endangered flower.
And I found the parts to repair their vehicle in a junkyard.
And now, we're ready to return to the earth's core.
Um, there's just one little problem.
You see, the energy cells from our transport seem to be missing.
No, no, no, that is one big problem.
Krang and Shredder took 'em.
[Donatello.]
And they're gonna use them to blow the Earth off its axis and wreck the planet's climate.
Well, what are we waiting for? We've gotta stop 'em.
If there's anything we can do-- You betcha there is.
Come on.
Hey, what happened to Bebop and Rocksteady? [Donatello.]
They must have gotten loose.
[Raphael.]
Look, there they go.
They'll lead us right to Krang and Shredder.
Come on, Leonardo.
We'll fill you in on the way.
[Krang.]
The Hyper Thruster is ready! Well, it took you long enough.
Hurry up and ignite it.
Quiet! This is my supreme moment of triumph.
Let me relish it.
Boss, boss! The turtles are coming! The turtles are coming! Ha! I say ha! Even if all four of them showed up, they couldn't stop me.
[Shredder.]
Uh, how about four turtles and three dinosaurs? Get them.
Oh, hey! What the-- Impersonate me, will you? [Raphael.]
Errmp, time's up, Tin Face.
Hey, no fair! There's too many of these geekazoids.
[Raphael.]
And those dinosaurs aren't doing a thing to help us.
Well, I'm terribly sorry, but it's against our creed to do harm to any living creature.
Our mission is to help endangered species.
Listen, Speega, every species on this planet will be endangered if they ignite that Thruster.
Besides, these foot soldiers aren't living.
They're machines made of steel and plastic.
They are? [all roaring.]
All right! The energy cells.
[roaring.]
Ho, ho, let's see how that Thruster handles 2,000 volts from the public address system.
Krang, we're losing! I must ignite the Hyper Thruster.
Now, to blow the earth off its axis! I don't believe this.
[Shredder.]
Believe it.
The turtles have done it again.
I've had it with your idiotic schemes, Krang! From now on, I call the shots.
Don't annoy me, Shredder.
I've had a very bad day! Here are your energy cells.
Fine, now we can take the endangered flower to our home in the center of the earth, where it will be safe.
Thank you, my friends.
I wish there were some way to repay you.
Well, there is, Speega, by keeping up the good work.
Yeah, maybe we'll see you prehistoric dudes again someday.
Well, thanks to humankind's disregard for the environment, I fear we will be back all too soon.
[Donatello.]
Boy, you sure had us worried, Leonardo.
[Raphael.]
Yeah.
we nearly ran our shells off looking for you.
Sorry, guys, but the dinosaur'' distress signal seemed urgent, and I couldn't wait for you to get back.
If I may offer a piece of advice, Leonardo.
In the words of an ancient proverb, When taking unexpected leave of thy fellow ninja, always leave a note.

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