The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s03e19 Episode Script

The Downer; The Egg

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] Darwin: GUMBALL, YOU PROMISED! Darwin: GUMBALL, YOU PROMISED! Dad: MOM WANTS ME TO PROMISED! Dad: MOM WANTS ME TO VACUUM THE HOUSE, BUT I WAS Dad: MOM WANTS ME TO VACUUM THE HOUSE, BUT I WAS PLANNING TO ASK YOU INSTEAD! VACUUM THE HOUSE, BUT I WAS PLANNING TO ASK YOU INSTEAD! Mom: NO, HE PROMISED TO COME PLANNING TO ASK YOU INSTEAD! Mom: NO, HE PROMISED TO COME TO THE MALL WITH ME SO I COULD Mom: NO, HE PROMISED TO COME TO THE MALL WITH ME SO I COULD TRY MAKEUP ON HIM -- TO SEE HOW TO THE MALL WITH ME SO I COULD TRY MAKEUP ON HIM -- TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS ON ME.
TRY MAKEUP ON HIM -- TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS ON ME.
Anais: BUT HE SAID HE'D TEACH IT LOOKS ON ME.
Anais: BUT HE SAID HE'D TEACH ME THE FINGER TOUCH HEART Anais: BUT HE SAID HE'D TEACH ME THE FINGER TOUCH HEART DISINTEGRATING MOVE SO I COULD ME THE FINGER TOUCH HEART DISINTEGRATING MOVE SO I COULD USE IT ON THAT KID WHO PUSHED DISINTEGRATING MOVE SO I COULD USE IT ON THAT KID WHO PUSHED OFF THE SEESAW.
USE IT ON THAT KID WHO PUSHED OFF THE SEESAW.
Darwin: HEY, I ASKED FIRST, OFF THE SEESAW.
Darwin: HEY, I ASKED FIRST, AND HE SAID WE'D PRACTICE Darwin: HEY, I ASKED FIRST, AND HE SAID WE'D PRACTICE WHEELBARROW RACING FOR THE AND HE SAID WE'D PRACTICE WHEELBARROW RACING FOR THE COUNTY FAIR! WHEELBARROW RACING FOR THE COUNTY FAIR! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] COUNTY FAIR! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] Gumball: NO! [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] Gumball: NO! [ DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS Gumball: NO! [ DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] [ DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ] Darwin: BUT WHY? APPROACH ] Darwin: BUT WHY? Gumball: BECAUSE I'M IN A BAD Darwin: BUT WHY? Gumball: BECAUSE I'M IN A BAD MOOD! Gumball: BECAUSE I'M IN A BAD MOOD! Mom: ABOUT WHAT? MOOD! Mom: ABOUT WHAT? Gumball: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
Mom: ABOUT WHAT? Gumball: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE YOU JUST, UM Gumball: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE YOU JUST, UM [GRUMBLING] MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE YOU JUST, UM [GRUMBLING] [GRUMBLING] Anais: [ GASPS ] Anais: [ GASPS ] HE'S IN SUCH A BAD MOOD, HE CAN'T EVEN FINISH HIS SARCASTIC HE'S IN SUCH A BAD MOOD, HE CAN'T EVEN FINISH HIS SARCASTIC COMEBACK.
CAN'T EVEN FINISH HIS SARCASTIC COMEBACK.
[ ALL AWWING ] COMEBACK.
[ ALL AWWING ] Gumball: [ GROWLING ] [ ALL AWWING ] Gumball: [ GROWLING ] Dad: YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN Gumball: [ GROWLING ] Dad: YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN? Dad: YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN I'M FEELING DOWN? I PRETEND TO BE HAPPY TILL I I'M FEELING DOWN? I PRETEND TO BE HAPPY TILL I FIND THAT I AM.
I PRETEND TO BE HAPPY TILL I FIND THAT I AM.
Mom: I THOUGHT YOU JUST ATE FIND THAT I AM.
Mom: I THOUGHT YOU JUST ATE CHILI DOGS.
Mom: I THOUGHT YOU JUST ATE CHILI DOGS.
Dad: THE CHILI DOG IS A CHILI DOGS.
Dad: THE CHILI DOG IS A CRUCIAL STAGE, BUT THE POINT IS, Dad: THE CHILI DOG IS A CRUCIAL STAGE, BUT THE POINT IS, YOU NEED TO GET UP AND GET BACK CRUCIAL STAGE, BUT THE POINT IS, YOU NEED TO GET UP AND GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
YOU NEED TO GET UP AND GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ] INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ] GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
Gumball: I DON'T CARE! THINGS.
Gumball: I DON'T CARE! DARN IT! Gumball: I DON'T CARE! DARN IT! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO AWAY AND DARN IT! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE?! UH, GUYS? IF YOU'RE ALL HIDING SO I'D GET UP, I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT TECHNICALLY I HAVEN'T LEFT MY UP, I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT TECHNICALLY I HAVEN'T LEFT MY BED, SO YOU DON'T WIN! TECHNICALLY I HAVEN'T LEFT MY BED, SO YOU DON'T WIN! FINE, THEN I GUESS IF EVERYONE'S BED, SO YOU DON'T WIN! FINE, THEN I GUESS IF EVERYONE'S REALLY GONE, THEN NO ONE WILL FINE, THEN I GUESS IF EVERYONE'S REALLY GONE, THEN NO ONE WILL MIND IF I DO THIS.
REALLY GONE, THEN NO ONE WILL MIND IF I DO THIS.
UNH! MIND IF I DO THIS.
UNH! AGH, IT HURTS! UNH! AGH, IT HURTS! AGH, I THINK I FRACTURED A NOSE AGH, IT HURTS! AGH, I THINK I FRACTURED A NOSE AND SPRAINED AN EAR OR AGH, I THINK I FRACTURED A NOSE AND SPRAINED AN EAR OR SOMETHING.
AND SPRAINED AN EAR OR SOMETHING.
AGH, I PROBABLY NEED SOME VERY SOMETHING.
AGH, I PROBABLY NEED SOME VERY EXPENSIVE MEDICAL HELP, UNLESS AGH, I PROBABLY NEED SOME VERY EXPENSIVE MEDICAL HELP, UNLESS SOMEONE GAVE ME A MAGICAL KISS! EXPENSIVE MEDICAL HELP, UNLESS SOMEONE GAVE ME A MAGICAL KISS! HMM.
SOMEONE GAVE ME A MAGICAL KISS! HMM.
[ SLOOP! SLOOP! ] HMM.
[ SLOOP! SLOOP! ] WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? [ SLOOP! SLOOP! ] WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? [ GASPS ] WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? [ GASPS ] I MADE A TERRIBLE WISH, AND NOW [ GASPS ] I MADE A TERRIBLE WISH, AND NOW MY WHOLE FAMILY HAVE I MADE A TERRIBLE WISH, AND NOW MY WHOLE FAMILY HAVE DISAPPEARED! MY WHOLE FAMILY HAVE DISAPPEARED! GOOD! DISAPPEARED! GOOD! [ Deep voice ] MORNING, GOOD! [ Deep voice ] MORNING, MRS.
PUMPERNICKEL.
[ Deep voice ] MORNING, MRS.
PUMPERNICKEL.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! MRS.
PUMPERNICKEL.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! [ High-pitched voice ] YES, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! [ High-pitched voice ] YES, THAT'S WHY WE LIVE IN [ High-pitched voice ] YES, THAT'S WHY WE LIVE IN BRICKOPOLIS, WHERE NOTHING EVER THAT'S WHY WE LIVE IN BRICKOPOLIS, WHERE NOTHING EVER GOES WRONG.
BRICKOPOLIS, WHERE NOTHING EVER GOES WRONG.
[ Deep voice ] HARK, IT LOOKS GOES WRONG.
[ Deep voice ] HARK, IT LOOKS LIKE LITTLE JIMMY WANTS TO TELL [ Deep voice ] HARK, IT LOOKS LIKE LITTLE JIMMY WANTS TO TELL US SOMETHING.
LIKE LITTLE JIMMY WANTS TO TELL US SOMETHING.
[ SCREAMING ] US SOMETHING.
[ SCREAMING ] [ Distorted voice ] I AM [ SCREAMING ] [ Distorted voice ] I AM GUMBORG, YOUR CREATOR.
[ Distorted voice ] I AM GUMBORG, YOUR CREATOR.
[ Normal voice ] YAY! GUMBORG! GUMBORG, YOUR CREATOR.
[ Normal voice ] YAY! GUMBORG! HE'S COME BACK TO SPREAD LOVE [ Normal voice ] YAY! GUMBORG! HE'S COME BACK TO SPREAD LOVE AND GUIDANCE! HE'S COME BACK TO SPREAD LOVE AND GUIDANCE! [ ROARS ] AND GUIDANCE! [ ROARS ] [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] [ ROARS ] [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] OW! [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] OW! [ POP! ] OW! [ POP! ] [ Distorted voice ] LITTLE [ POP! ] [ Distorted voice ] LITTLE JIMMY, I BANISH THEE TO THE [ Distorted voice ] LITTLE JIMMY, I BANISH THEE TO THE ETERNAL SWIRLING VOID OF JIMMY, I BANISH THEE TO THE ETERNAL SWIRLING VOID OF LAVATORIA.
[ POP! ] [ Normal voice ] HMM.
[ Distorted voice ] GUMBORG THE [ Normal voice ] HMM.
[ Distorted voice ] GUMBORG THE DESTROYER WILL BE BACK -- WHEN [ Distorted voice ] GUMBORG THE DESTROYER WILL BE BACK -- WHEN THE TOILET TANK IS FULL.
DESTROYER WILL BE BACK -- WHEN THE TOILET TANK IS FULL.
[ SIGHS ] THE TOILET TANK IS FULL.
[ SIGHS ] [ Normal voice ] BEING IN A BAD [ SIGHS ] [ Normal voice ] BEING IN A BAD MOOD ISN'T AS FUN AS I THOUGHT.
[ Normal voice ] BEING IN A BAD MOOD ISN'T AS FUN AS I THOUGHT.
I NEED SOMETHING THAT'LL LIFT MY MOOD ISN'T AS FUN AS I THOUGHT.
I NEED SOMETHING THAT'LL LIFT MY SPIRITS, SOMETHING THAT WILL I NEED SOMETHING THAT'LL LIFT MY SPIRITS, SOMETHING THAT WILL NOURISH MY MIND AND HEART, SPIRITS, SOMETHING THAT WILL NOURISH MY MIND AND HEART, FILLING IT WITH JOY, SOMETHING NOURISH MY MIND AND HEART, FILLING IT WITH JOY, SOMETHING THAT WILL PROVE TO ME THAT THE FILLING IT WITH JOY, SOMETHING THAT WILL PROVE TO ME THAT THE WORLD ISN'T SUCH A BAD PLACE.
THAT WILL PROVE TO ME THAT THE WORLD ISN'T SUCH A BAD PLACE.
[ SIGHS ] WORLD ISN'T SUCH A BAD PLACE.
[ SIGHS ] APPROXIMATELY 46% OF THE [ SIGHS ] APPROXIMATELY 46% OF THE LAKES IN AMERICA ARE TOO APPROXIMATELY 46% OF THE LAKES IN AMERICA ARE TOO POLLUTED FOR FISH, AQUATIC LAKES IN AMERICA ARE TOO POLLUTED FOR FISH, AQUATIC LIFE, OR SWIMMING, AND THAT POLLUTED FOR FISH, AQUATIC LIFE, OR SWIMMING, AND THAT FIGURE IS EXPECTED TO RISE IN LIFE, OR SWIMMING, AND THAT FIGURE IS EXPECTED TO RISE IN THE COMING MINUTES.
FIGURE IS EXPECTED TO RISE IN THE COMING MINUTES.
AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER.
THE COMING MINUTES.
AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER.
WELL, TODAY WILL BE GREAT -- IF AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER.
WELL, TODAY WILL BE GREAT -- IF YOU DON'T MIND EXTREME ACID WELL, TODAY WILL BE GREAT -- IF YOU DON'T MIND EXTREME ACID RAIN AND HIGH SMOG LEVELS.
YOU DON'T MIND EXTREME ACID RAIN AND HIGH SMOG LEVELS.
AND HERE, WE HAVE A FAMILYF RAIN AND HIGH SMOG LEVELS.
AND HERE, WE HAVE A FAMILYF RARE GOLDEN TOADS, THE ONLY AND HERE, WE HAVE A FAMILYF RARE GOLDEN TOADS, THE ONLY THREE OF THEIR KIND LEFT ON THE RARE GOLDEN TOADS, THE ONLY THREE OF THEIR KIND LEFT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.
THREE OF THEIR KIND LEFT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.
[ BIRD SHRIEKS ] ENTIRE PLANET.
[ BIRD SHRIEKS ] THE ONLY TWO OF THEIR KIND LEFT [ BIRD SHRIEKS ] THE ONLY TWO OF THEIR KIND LEFT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.
THE ONLY TWO OF THEIR KIND LEFT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.
[ CREATURE ROARS ] ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.
[ CREATURE ROARS ] UH, THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND [ CREATURE ROARS ] UH, THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND LEFT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.
UH, THE ONLY ONE OF ITS KIND LEFT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.
[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] LEFT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.
[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.
[ CHAIN SAW BUZZING ] AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.
ARE YOU UNHAPPY WITH THE WY AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK.
ARE YOU UNHAPPY WITH THE WY YOU LOOK? ARE YOU UNHAPPY WITH THE WY YOU LOOK? YOU SHOULD BE.
YOU LOOK? YOU SHOULD BE.
WITH OUR SHAMPOO, YOU CAN YOU SHOULD BE.
WITH OUR SHAMPOO, YOU CAN DESPERATELY TRY TO ATTAIN WITH OUR SHAMPOO, YOU CAN DESPERATELY TRY TO ATTAIN UNREACHABLE STANDARDS OF DESPERATELY TRY TO ATTAIN UNREACHABLE STANDARDS OF DIGITALLY ALTERED BEAUTY.
UNREACHABLE STANDARDS OF DIGITALLY ALTERED BEAUTY.
[ LAUGHING MECHANICALLY ] DIGITALLY ALTERED BEAUTY.
[ LAUGHING MECHANICALLY ] WHAT THE WHAT?! [ LAUGHING MECHANICALLY ] WHAT THE WHAT?! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE TV WHAT THE WHAT?! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE TV HASN'T GIVEN ME THE ANSWERS -- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THE TV HASN'T GIVEN ME THE ANSWERS -- OR AT LEAST DISTRACTED ME FROM HASN'T GIVEN ME THE ANSWERS -- OR AT LEAST DISTRACTED ME FROM THE QUESTION.
OR AT LEAST DISTRACTED ME FROM THE QUESTION.
THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THE QUESTION.
THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT'LL CHEER ME UP! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT'LL CHEER ME UP! [ GASPS ] I KNOW -- MUSIC! THAT'LL CHEER ME UP! [ GASPS ] I KNOW -- MUSIC! I WILL USE THE POWER OF MUSIC! [ GASPS ] I KNOW -- MUSIC! I WILL USE THE POWER OF MUSIC! [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] I WILL USE THE POWER OF MUSIC! [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] LOOK AT ME AS I'M STANDING [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ] LOOK AT ME AS I'M STANDING HERE LOOK AT ME AS I'M STANDING HERE I GOT HAPPY ON MY FACE HERE I GOT HAPPY ON MY FACE I GOT NOTHING TO FEAR I GOT HAPPY ON MY FACE I GOT NOTHING TO FEAR I GOT MY LEGS AND EARS, MY I GOT NOTHING TO FEAR I GOT MY LEGS AND EARS, MY TEETH AND GUM I GOT MY LEGS AND EARS, MY TEETH AND GUM I GOT SIX WORKING FINGERS AND TEETH AND GUM I GOT SIX WORKING FINGERS AND OPPOSABLE THUMBS I GOT SIX WORKING FINGERS AND OPPOSABLE THUMBS LIFE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE OPPOSABLE THUMBS LIFE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE WELL, LOOK AROUND, AND YOU'LL LIFE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE WELL, LOOK AROUND, AND YOU'LL SEE IT EVERYWHERE WELL, LOOK AROUND, AND YOU'LL SEE IT EVERYWHERE I SAID LIFE CAN MAKE YOU SEE IT EVERYWHERE I SAID LIFE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE I SAID LIFE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE SO I CARRY ON SMILING 'CAUSE I SMILE SO I CARRY ON SMILING 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT A CARE SO I CARRY ON SMILING 'CAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT A CARE A POWER SHOWER CAN LIFT YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CARE A POWER SHOWER CAN LIFT YOU FROM A RUT A POWER SHOWER CAN LIFT YOU FROM A RUT ALTHOUGH, THE SHOWER CURTAIN FROM A RUT ALTHOUGH, THE SHOWER CURTAIN KEEPS A-STICKING TO MY BUTT ALTHOUGH, THE SHOWER CURTAIN KEEPS A-STICKING TO MY BUTT I LOVE AN ORANGE JUICE, SO I KEEPS A-STICKING TO MY BUTT I LOVE AN ORANGE JUICE, SO I FILL IT TO THE BRIM I LOVE AN ORANGE JUICE, SO I FILL IT TO THE BRIM BUT AFTER CLEANING MY TEETH, FILL IT TO THE BRIM BUT AFTER CLEANING MY TEETH, THE TASTE IS PRETTY GRIM BUT AFTER CLEANING MY TEETH, THE TASTE IS PRETTY GRIM I LOVE THE SCENT OF FLOWERS THE TASTE IS PRETTY GRIM I LOVE THE SCENT OF FLOWERS BUT SO DO ALL THE BEES, AND THE I LOVE THE SCENT OF FLOWERS BUT SO DO ALL THE BEES, AND THE POLLEN BUT SO DO ALL THE BEES, AND THE POLLEN [ SNEEZES ] POLLEN [ SNEEZES ] BRINGS OUT MY ALLERGIES [ SNEEZES ] BRINGS OUT MY ALLERGIES AND VIDEO GAMES HAVE ALWAYS BRINGS OUT MY ALLERGIES AND VIDEO GAMES HAVE ALWAYS STOPPED ME FEELING GLUM AND VIDEO GAMES HAVE ALWAYS STOPPED ME FEELING GLUM THOUGH AFTER AN HOUR, THEY STOPPED ME FEELING GLUM THOUGH AFTER AN HOUR, THEY START TO HURT MY THUMBS THOUGH AFTER AN HOUR, THEY START TO HURT MY THUMBS LIFE CAN BE A TRIAL START TO HURT MY THUMBS LIFE CAN BE A TRIAL LOOK AROUND, AND YOU SEE IT LIFE CAN BE A TRIAL LOOK AROUND, AND YOU SEE IT EVERYWHERE LOOK AROUND, AND YOU SEE IT EVERYWHERE LIFE CAN BE A TRIAL EVERYWHERE LIFE CAN BE A TRIAL BUT I'LL TRY TO GET THROUGH LIFE CAN BE A TRIAL BUT I'LL TRY TO GET THROUGH AND PRETEND THAT I DON'T CARE BUT I'LL TRY TO GET THROUGH AND PRETEND THAT I DON'T CARE BUT THIS GAME'S TOO HARD AND PRETEND THAT I DON'T CARE BUT THIS GAME'S TOO HARD I GOT STUCK ON LEVEL EIGHT BUT THIS GAME'S TOO HARD I GOT STUCK ON LEVEL EIGHT THAT AIN'T THE ONLY THING I GOT STUCK ON LEVEL EIGHT THAT AIN'T THE ONLY THING ABOUT IT THAT I HATE THAT AIN'T THE ONLY THING ABOUT IT THAT I HATE I GOT THE SUN ON THE SCREEN, ABOUT IT THAT I HATE I GOT THE SUN ON THE SCREEN, AND THE NET'S TOO SLOW I GOT THE SUN ON THE SCREEN, AND THE NET'S TOO SLOW AND THE ICE HAS DILUTED DOWN AND THE NET'S TOO SLOW AND THE ICE HAS DILUTED DOWN MY SODA, DON'T YOU KNOW AND THE ICE HAS DILUTED DOWN MY SODA, DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S THE DRIPPING FAUCET MY SODA, DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S THE DRIPPING FAUCET AND THE CREAKING DOOR THERE'S THE DRIPPING FAUCET AND THE CREAKING DOOR MAN, I'M SO EXHAUSTED, I CAN'T AND THE CREAKING DOOR MAN, I'M SO EXHAUSTED, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE MAN, I'M SO EXHAUSTED, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY IS LIFE SO FOUL? TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY IS LIFE SO FOUL? LOOK AROUND YOU, AND LIFE WILL WHY IS LIFE SO FOUL? LOOK AROUND YOU, AND LIFE WILL BRING YOU DOWN LOOK AROUND YOU, AND LIFE WILL BRING YOU DOWN I SAY, WHY IS LIFE SO FOUL? BRING YOU DOWN I SAY, WHY IS LIFE SO FOUL? AND EVEN THIS SONG HAS BECOME I SAY, WHY IS LIFE SO FOUL? AND EVEN THIS SONG HAS BECOME ANNOYING NOW AND EVEN THIS SONG HAS BECOME ANNOYING NOW [ SQUEAKING ] ANNOYING NOW [ SQUEAKING ] [ SIGHS ] [ SQUEAKING ] [ SIGHS ] MAYBE FOOD WILL FILL THE GAP IN [ SIGHS ] MAYBE FOOD WILL FILL THE GAP IN MY SOUL.
MAYBE FOOD WILL FILL THE GAP IN MY SOUL.
"HAPPY RECIPES.
" MY SOUL.
"HAPPY RECIPES.
" MEAT LOAF FOR A FAMILY OF FIVE.
"HAPPY RECIPES.
" MEAT LOAF FOR A FAMILY OF FIVE.
THAT'S COMFORT FOOD, RIGHT? MEAT LOAF FOR A FAMILY OF FIVE.
THAT'S COMFORT FOOD, RIGHT? OKAY, FIRST, CHOP THE ONION, BUT THAT'S COMFORT FOOD, RIGHT? OKAY, FIRST, CHOP THE ONION, BUT BE CAREFUL.
OKAY, FIRST, CHOP THE ONION, BUT BE CAREFUL.
ONIONS CAN MAKE YOU CRY.
BE CAREFUL.
ONIONS CAN MAKE YOU CRY.
[ LAUGHS ] ONIONS CAN MAKE YOU CRY.
[ LAUGHS ] UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST! [ LAUGHS ] UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST! YAH -- OHH! UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST! YAH -- OHH! HMM.
[ GASPS ] YAH -- OHH! HMM.
[ GASPS ] NEXT, YOU'LL NEED SOME MEAT AND HMM.
[ GASPS ] NEXT, YOU'LL NEED SOME MEAT AND BREAD CRUMBS.
NEXT, YOU'LL NEED SOME MEAT AND BREAD CRUMBS.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MEAT, SO I BREAD CRUMBS.
I DON'T HAVE ANY MEAT, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST DOUBLE UP ON THE I DON'T HAVE ANY MEAT, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST DOUBLE UP ON THE OLD BREAD CRUMBS.
GUESS I'LL JUST DOUBLE UP ON THE OLD BREAD CRUMBS.
IT CAN BE A LOAF LOAF.
OLD BREAD CRUMBS.
IT CAN BE A LOAF LOAF.
NEXT, ONE EGG.
IT CAN BE A LOAF LOAF.
NEXT, ONE EGG.
AND FINALLY, SOME FRESH MINT.
NEXT, ONE EGG.
AND FINALLY, SOME FRESH MINT.
[ SQUIRT! ] AND FINALLY, SOME FRESH MINT.
[ SQUIRT! ] WHAT A BREEZE.
[ SQUIRT! ] WHAT A BREEZE.
IT COULDN'T BE EASIER.
WHAT A BREEZE.
IT COULDN'T BE EASIER.
JUST PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR AN IT COULDN'T BE EASIER.
JUST PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR AN HOUR, AND YOUR FAMILY WILL LOVE JUST PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR AN HOUR, AND YOUR FAMILY WILL LOVE IT.
HOUR, AND YOUR FAMILY WILL LOVE IT.
OH, YEAH, THEY'RE GONE.
IT.
OH, YEAH, THEY'RE GONE.
YEAH, WELL, WHO NEEDS THEM OH, YEAH, THEY'RE GONE.
YEAH, WELL, WHO NEEDS THEM ANYWAY?! YEAH, WELL, WHO NEEDS THEM ANYWAY?! SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY LOAF ANYWAY?! SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY LOAF LOAF? SO, HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY LOAF LOAF? [ As Mom ] OH, IT'S NICE.
LOAF? [ As Mom ] OH, IT'S NICE.
IT'S LIKE ALL THE FLAVORS [ As Mom ] OH, IT'S NICE.
IT'S LIKE ALL THE FLAVORS COLLIDE AND EXPLODE IN YOUR IT'S LIKE ALL THE FLAVORS COLLIDE AND EXPLODE IN YOUR MOUTH, GIVING IT A DISTINCTIVE, COLLIDE AND EXPLODE IN YOUR MOUTH, GIVING IT A DISTINCTIVE, UH, BURNT-TIRE TASTE.
MOUTH, GIVING IT A DISTINCTIVE, UH, BURNT-TIRE TASTE.
[ As Darwin ] DUDE, I LOVE WHAT UH, BURNT-TIRE TASTE.
[ As Darwin ] DUDE, I LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE ONIONS.
[ As Darwin ] DUDE, I LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE ONIONS.
[ BURPS ] YOU DID WITH THE ONIONS.
[ BURPS ] AND IT WAS GREAT TO TASTE THEM [ BURPS ] AND IT WAS GREAT TO TASTE THEM AGAIN.
AND IT WAS GREAT TO TASTE THEM AGAIN.
[ As Anais ] I WOULD SAY WE WERE AGAIN.
[ As Anais ] I WOULD SAY WE WERE GONNA GET FOOD POISONING, BUT [ As Anais ] I WOULD SAY WE WERE GONNA GET FOOD POISONING, BUT THERE'S NO WAY THIS COUNTS AS GONNA GET FOOD POISONING, BUT THERE'S NO WAY THIS COUNTS AS FOOD.
THERE'S NO WAY THIS COUNTS AS FOOD.
[ As Dad ] YEAH, IT'S FOOD.
[ As Dad ] YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING, BUT YOU SEE, FOOD [ As Dad ] YEAH, IT'S DISGUSTING, BUT YOU SEE, FOOD IS, LIKE, FOOD.
DISGUSTING, BUT YOU SEE, FOOD IS, LIKE, FOOD.
EVEN WHEN IT'S BAD, IT'S STILL IS, LIKE, FOOD.
EVEN WHEN IT'S BAD, IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD.
EVEN WHEN IT'S BAD, IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD.
[ As Mom ] SO, GUMBALL, HOW WAS PRETTY GOOD.
[ As Mom ] SO, GUMBALL, HOW WAS YOUR DAY.
[ As Mom ] SO, GUMBALL, HOW WAS YOUR DAY.
[ Normal voice ] EVERYTHING WAS YOUR DAY.
[ Normal voice ] EVERYTHING WAS JUST PEACHY.
[ Normal voice ] EVERYTHING WAS JUST PEACHY.
I'M DOING FINE IN SPITE OF ALL JUST PEACHY.
I'M DOING FINE IN SPITE OF ALL OF YOU DITCHING ME.
I'M DOING FINE IN SPITE OF ALL OF YOU DITCHING ME.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, THAT OF YOU DITCHING ME.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, THAT WAS SARCASM.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, THAT WAS SARCASM.
[ As Dad ] NICE.
WAS SARCASM.
[ As Dad ] NICE.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IS THERE [ As Dad ] NICE.
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IS THERE ANYMORE LOAF LOAF? SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, IS THERE ANYMORE LOAF LOAF? [ SIGHS ] ANYMORE LOAF LOAF? [ SIGHS ] [ Normal voice ] WHAT'S THE [ SIGHS ] [ Normal voice ] WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING IN A BAD MOOD IF [ Normal voice ] WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING IN A BAD MOOD IF NO ONE'S AROUND TO NOTICE? POINT OF BEING IN A BAD MOOD IF NO ONE'S AROUND TO NOTICE? [ SHOUTS ] NO ONE'S AROUND TO NOTICE? [ SHOUTS ] [ GRUNTING ] [ SHOUTS ] [ GRUNTING ] EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY WAY! [ GRUNTING ] EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY WAY! [ GRUNTS ] I'M IN A BAD MOOD! EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY WAY! [ GRUNTS ] I'M IN A BAD MOOD! [ GRUNTING ] [ GRUNTS ] I'M IN A BAD MOOD! [ GRUNTING ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING, DOG BARKING IN [ GRUNTING ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING, DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING, DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] HEY, IS ANYONE THERE? DISTANCE ] HEY, IS ANYONE THERE? THERE? HEY, IS ANYONE THERE? THERE? THERE? THERE? THERE? THERE? THERE? THERE? GUYS? THERE? GUYS? PENNY? GUYS? PENNY? MR.
ROBINSON? PENNY? MR.
ROBINSON? PRINCIPAL BROWN? MR.
ROBINSON? PRINCIPAL BROWN? ALAN? PRINCIPAL BROWN? ALAN? ACTUALLY, ALAN, IF YOU HEARD ALAN? ACTUALLY, ALAN, IF YOU HEARD THAT, NEVER MIND.
ACTUALLY, ALAN, IF YOU HEARD THAT, NEVER MIND.
I'D RATHER IT WAS JUST ME LEFT THAT, NEVER MIND.
I'D RATHER IT WAS JUST ME LEFT IN THE WORLD THAN JUST ME AND I'D RATHER IT WAS JUST ME LEFT IN THE WORLD THAN JUST ME AND YOU.
IN THE WORLD THAN JUST ME AND YOU.
OKAY, THERE MUST BE AN YOU.
OKAY, THERE MUST BE AN EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.
OKAY, THERE MUST BE AN EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.
THINK! EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS.
THINK! [ ENGINE REVVING ] THINK! [ ENGINE REVVING ] [ RATTLING ] [ ENGINE REVVING ] [ RATTLING ] [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] [ RATTLING ] [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] OKAY, THE WHOLE TOWN IS PLANNING [ ENGINE SPUTTERING ] OKAY, THE WHOLE TOWN IS PLANNING AN ELABORATE PARTY FOR ME, AND OKAY, THE WHOLE TOWN IS PLANNING AN ELABORATE PARTY FOR ME, AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO JUMP OUT AND AN ELABORATE PARTY FOR ME, AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO JUMP OUT AND SURPRISE ME THEY'RE ABOUT TO JUMP OUT AND SURPRISE ME NOW! SURPRISE ME NOW! SURPRISE! NOW! SURPRISE! WAIT, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SURPRISE! WAIT, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY.
WAIT, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY.
NOW! [ GRUNTING ] SUPPOSED TO SAY.
NOW! [ GRUNTING ] NO? ALL RIGHT, THEN.
NOW! [ GRUNTING ] NO? ALL RIGHT, THEN.
UH, THEN IT MUST BE THE END OF NO? ALL RIGHT, THEN.
UH, THEN IT MUST BE THE END OF THE WORLD, AND EVERYONE WENT TO UH, THEN IT MUST BE THE END OF THE WORLD, AND EVERYONE WENT TO A BETTER PLACE APART FROM ME, THE WORLD, AND EVERYONE WENT TO A BETTER PLACE APART FROM ME, BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE ALL I HAVE A BETTER PLACE APART FROM ME, BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS APOLOGIZE AND I GET TO BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS APOLOGIZE AND I GET TO GO, TOO.
TO DO IS APOLOGIZE AND I GET TO GO, TOO.
SORRY! GO, TOO.
SORRY! NAH, THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY.
SORRY! NAH, THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY.
THEN IT CAN ONLY BE BECAUSE I NAH, THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY.
THEN IT CAN ONLY BE BECAUSE I WISHED EVERYONE TO GO AWAY! THEN IT CAN ONLY BE BECAUSE I WISHED EVERYONE TO GO AWAY! EH, NO ONE CARES ANYWAY! WISHED EVERYONE TO GO AWAY! EH, NO ONE CARES ANYWAY! I DON'T NEED ANYONE! EH, NO ONE CARES ANYWAY! I DON'T NEED ANYONE! WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING? I DON'T NEED ANYONE! WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING? STUPID TOWN! WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING? STUPID TOWN! I HATE LIVING HERE! STUPID TOWN! I HATE LIVING HERE! WHAT THE -- WHAT AM I TALKING I HATE LIVING HERE! WHAT THE -- WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE -- WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT? I HATE PUPPIES, CUPCAKES, AND ABOUT? I HATE PUPPIES, CUPCAKES, AND RAINBOWS, TOO! I HATE PUPPIES, CUPCAKES, AND RAINBOWS, TOO! WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE.
RAINBOWS, TOO! WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I LOVE RAINBOWS! WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I LOVE RAINBOWS! WHAT'S GOING ON? I LOVE RAINBOWS! WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IS JOYFUL BURGER NOW CALLED WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IS JOYFUL BURGER NOW CALLED MISERY BURGER?! WHY IS JOYFUL BURGER NOW CALLED MISERY BURGER?! CAPTAIN CRUD?! MISERY BURGER?! CAPTAIN CRUD?! [ GASPS ] CAPTAIN CRUD?! [ GASPS ] THE ECONOMY IS RUINED?! [ GASPS ] THE ECONOMY IS RUINED?! WELL, THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A THE ECONOMY IS RUINED?! WELL, THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A SURPRISE, REALLY, BUT [GASPS] WELL, THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A SURPRISE, REALLY, BUT [GASPS] WHAT THE WHAT IS THAT?! SURPRISE, REALLY, BUT [GASPS] WHAT THE WHAT IS THAT?! DARKNESS.
WHAT THE WHAT IS THAT?! DARKNESS.
IT'S CALLING ME.
DARKNESS.
IT'S CALLING ME.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD RUN, BUT MY IT'S CALLING ME.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD RUN, BUT MY LEGS WON'T.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD RUN, BUT MY LEGS WON'T.
HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? LEGS WON'T.
HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? GOOD JOB, LEGS! HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? GOOD JOB, LEGS! [ GASPS ] GOOD JOB, LEGS! [ GASPS ] FASTER LEGS! [ GASPS ] FASTER LEGS! FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! FASTER LEGS! FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! [ ZIP! ] FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! [ ZIP! ] [ GASPS ] [ ZIP! ] [ GASPS ] COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME [ GASPS ] COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! [ SHOUTING ] ON! [ SHOUTING ] "NO ESCAPE"?! [ SHOUTING ] "NO ESCAPE"?! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] "NO ESCAPE"?! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ SCREECH! ] [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ SCREECH! ] [ BREATHES HEAVILY ] HOLD ON.
[ SCREECH! ] [ BREATHES HEAVILY ] HOLD ON.
I'M NOT SCARED OF THE DARK! [ BREATHES HEAVILY ] HOLD ON.
I'M NOT SCARED OF THE DARK! [ GRUNTS ] I'M NOT SCARED OF THE DARK! [ GRUNTS ] WHY SHOULD I BE AFRAID OF YOU?! [ GRUNTS ] WHY SHOULD I BE AFRAID OF YOU?! [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] WHY SHOULD I BE AFRAID OF YOU?! [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHY.
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHY.
[ SCREAMS ] OH, YEAH, THAT'S WHY.
[ SCREAMS ] [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ SCREAMS ] [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ SCREAMS, WHIMPERING ] OH, THE PAINTINGS! [ SCREAMS, WHIMPERING ] OH, THE PAINTINGS! THEY'RE CHANGING! OH, THE PAINTINGS! THEY'RE CHANGING! [ SHOUTING ] THEY'RE CHANGING! [ SHOUTING ] OH, ACTUALLY, TO BE HONEST, THAT [ SHOUTING ] OH, ACTUALLY, TO BE HONEST, THAT CLOWN WAS ALWAYS SCARY.
OH, ACTUALLY, TO BE HONEST, THAT CLOWN WAS ALWAYS SCARY.
[ SHOUTS, WHIMPERING ] WHAT IS THIS? W-WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, WHAT DO I DO?! W-WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? OH, WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I -- OHH! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I -- OHH! AGH.
WHAT'S THIS? WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I -- OHH! AGH.
WHAT'S THIS? [ SQUEAKING ] AGH.
WHAT'S THIS? [ SQUEAKING ] IT'S OUR SOFA.
[ SQUEAKING ] IT'S OUR SOFA.
SO MAYBE THE DARKNESS IS ALL IN IT'S OUR SOFA.
SO MAYBE THE DARKNESS IS ALL IN MY HEAD! SO MAYBE THE DARKNESS IS ALL IN MY HEAD! BOY, NOW, HOW DO I GET OUT OF MY HEAD! BOY, NOW, HOW DO I GET OUT OF IT? BOY, NOW, HOW DO I GET OUT OF IT? UH, WHAT WAS IT DAD SAID? IT? UH, WHAT WAS IT DAD SAID? OH, THAT'S IT.
UH, WHAT WAS IT DAD SAID? OH, THAT'S IT.
WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, YOU OH, THAT'S IT.
WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, YOU NEED TO TRY AND GET BACK INTO WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, YOU NEED TO TRY AND GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
NEED TO TRY AND GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
[ TWINKLE! ] THE SWING OF THINGS.
[ TWINKLE! ] Dad: WHEN YOU'RE FEELING [ TWINKLE! ] Dad: WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, YOU NEED TO TRY AND GET Dad: WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, YOU NEED TO TRY AND GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
DOWN, YOU NEED TO TRY AND GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
Gumball: YEAH, DAD, THAT'S BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS.
Gumball: YEAH, DAD, THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
Gumball: YEAH, DAD, THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.
Dad: OH.
WHAT I JUST SAID.
Dad: OH.
[ POP! ] Dad: OH.
[ POP! ] Gumball: NO, NO, WAIT! [ POP! ] Gumball: NO, NO, WAIT! HOW, THOUGH?! [ GRUNTS ] Gumball: NO, NO, WAIT! HOW, THOUGH?! [ GRUNTS ] I GUESS I'LL JUST ACT LIKE HOW, THOUGH?! [ GRUNTS ] I GUESS I'LL JUST ACT LIKE EVERYONE'S STILL HERE.
I GUESS I'LL JUST ACT LIKE EVERYONE'S STILL HERE.
Dad: JUST ACT LIKE EVERYONE'S STILL HERE.
Dad: JUST ACT LIKE EVERYONE -- NEVER MIND.
Dad: JUST ACT LIKE EVERYONE -- NEVER MIND.
[ POP! ] EVERYONE -- NEVER MIND.
[ POP! ] Gumball: HEY, BUT WHAT WERE [ POP! ] Gumball: HEY, BUT WHAT WERE YOU GUYS ASKING ME TO DO AGAIN?! Gumball: HEY, BUT WHAT WERE YOU GUYS ASKING ME TO DO AGAIN?! OH, I THINK DARWIN WANTED ME TO YOU GUYS ASKING ME TO DO AGAIN?! OH, I THINK DARWIN WANTED ME TO PRACTICE THE WHEELBARROW.
OH, I THINK DARWIN WANTED ME TO PRACTICE THE WHEELBARROW.
[ GRUNTING ] PRACTICE THE WHEELBARROW.
[ GRUNTING ] [ BREATHES HEAVILY, GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTING ] [ BREATHES HEAVILY, GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTING ] [ BREATHES HEAVILY, GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTING ] [ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTING ] [ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTS ] [ SIGHS ] [ GRUNTS ] Darwin: THERE YOU GO! [ GRUNTS ] Darwin: THERE YOU GO! Gumball: YES! Darwin: THERE YOU GO! Gumball: YES! [ SIGHS, LAUGHS ] Gumball: YES! [ SIGHS, LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ] I MISSED YOU GUYS.
[ SIGHS, LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ] I MISSED YOU GUYS.
OH, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT [ SIGHS ] I MISSED YOU GUYS.
OH, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED! OH, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED! I LET MY BAD MOOD TAKE OVER.
HAPPENED! I LET MY BAD MOOD TAKE OVER.
BEFORE I KNEW IT, THIS, LIKE, I LET MY BAD MOOD TAKE OVER.
BEFORE I KNEW IT, THIS, LIKE, DARKNESS THING TOOK OVER BEFORE I KNEW IT, THIS, LIKE, DARKNESS THING TOOK OVER EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOOD, BUT DARKNESS THING TOOK OVER EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOOD, BUT FORTUNATELY, I REMEMBER DAD'S EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOOD, BUT FORTUNATELY, I REMEMBER DAD'S WORDS AND MANAGED TO SNAP OUT OF FORTUNATELY, I REMEMBER DAD'S WORDS AND MANAGED TO SNAP OUT OF IT.
WORDS AND MANAGED TO SNAP OUT OF IT.
WHEW! IT.
WHEW! IT'S GREAT TO FEEL GOOD AGAIN.
WHEW! IT'S GREAT TO FEEL GOOD AGAIN.
[ GRUNTS ] IT'S GREAT TO FEEL GOOD AGAIN.
[ GRUNTS ] I'M GLAD ALL THAT WAS JUST IN MY [ GRUNTS ] I'M GLAD ALL THAT WAS JUST IN MY HEAD! I'M GLAD ALL THAT WAS JUST IN MY HEAD! Anais: SHOULD WE TELL HIM? HEAD! Anais: SHOULD WE TELL HIM? Mom: EH Anais: SHOULD WE TELL HIM? Mom: EH Gumball: [ Distorted voice ] Mom: EH Gumball: [ Distorted voice ] GUMBORG THE DESTROYER WILL BE Gumball: [ Distorted voice ] GUMBORG THE DESTROYER WILL BE BACK -- WHEN THE TOILET TANK IS GUMBORG THE DESTROYER WILL BE BACK -- WHEN THE TOILET TANK IS FULL.
BACK -- WHEN THE TOILET TANK IS FULL.
Mom: [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
FULL.
Mom: [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
Gumball: ACTUALLY, ALAN, IF Mom: [ SIGHS ] OKAY.
Gumball: ACTUALLY, ALAN, IF YOU HEARD THAT, NEVER MIND.
Gumball: ACTUALLY, ALAN, IF YOU HEARD THAT, NEVER MIND.
I'D RATHER IT WAS JUST ME LEFT YOU HEARD THAT, NEVER MIND.
I'D RATHER IT WAS JUST ME LEFT IN THE WORLD THAN JUST ME AND I'D RATHER IT WAS JUST ME LEFT IN THE WORLD THAN JUST ME AND YOU.
IN THE WORLD THAN JUST ME AND YOU.
COLD.
YOU.
COLD.
Gumball: EVERYONE GET OUT OF COLD.
Gumball: EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY WAY! Gumball: EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY WAY! [ GRUNTS ] I'M IN A BAD MOOD! MY WAY! [ GRUNTS ] I'M IN A BAD MOOD! AGH! [ GRUNTS ] I'M IN A BAD MOOD! AGH! Gumball: [ GRUNTS ] AGH! Gumball: [ GRUNTS ] HEY, IS ANYONE THERE?! Gumball: [ GRUNTS ] HEY, IS ANYONE THERE?! [ CAR HORNS HONKING ] HEY, IS ANYONE THERE?! [ CAR HORNS HONKING ] [ SHOUTING ] [ CAR HORNS HONKING ] [ SHOUTING ] WHAT'S THIS? [ SHOUTING ] WHAT'S THIS? [ SQUEAKING ] WHAT'S THIS? [ SQUEAKING ] Mom: NAH, LET'S SAVE HIM THE [ SQUEAKING ] Mom: NAH, LET'S SAVE HIM THE EMBARRASSMENT.
OH, IT'S GREAT TO HAVE EVERYONE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN AFTER SUMMER VACATION.
BUT IT KIND OF FEELS LIKE SOMETHING'S MISSING.
All: HMM MY PANTS! MY PANTS ARE MISSING! I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS! I NEVER WEAR PANTS.
I DON'T WEAR ANY PANTS.
PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
PANIC OVER.
SHOES! MY SHOES ARE MISSING! WAIT! DID IT AGAIN! WHY WOULD I WANT TO WEAR SHOES? I DON'T HAVE ANY FEET.
MY FEET! MY FEET ARE MISSING! YOU'RE RIGHT, THOUGH, THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING.
IT FEELS TOONICE.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN WEARING MY NEW, FRESH HAT FOR A WHOLE 20 MINUTES, AND NO ONE'S MADE FUN OF IT ONCE.
LET ME RECTIFY THAT FOR YOU.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] I CAN SEE WHY YOU KEPT THE LABEL ON.
I'D WANT REFUND, TOO! EHH, FIRST-DEGREE BURN AT BEST.
WON'T EVEN LEAVE A SCAR.
GUMBALL WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING WAY BETTER.
[ ALL MURMURING INDISTINCTLY ] I COULD SEE THAT.
All: [ GASP ] WHERE ARE GUMBALL AND DARWIN?! Dad: KIDS, KIDS, IT'S HALF PAST 7:00! YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR YOUR FIRST DAY BACK! MOM LEFT ME IN CHARGE, AND IF I DON'T GET YOU TO SCHOOL ON TIME, SHE'LL DESTROY ME, DESTROY YOU -- US! ME, YOU, US, ME, YOU AAAAH! OH, IT WAS A DREAM.
IT'S NOT REALLY 7:30.
IT'S 8:30! AAH! YOU'RE LATE! [ SCREAMS ] [ GLASS CLINKS ] OH, NO, THE KIDS HAVE TURNED INTO SCHOOL SUPPLIES.
OR AM I STILL DREAMING? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ THUD ] [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] HM, I CAN'T FLY, SO THIS DEFINITELY ISN'T A DREAM.
NOT DREAMING, START PANICKING.
START PANICKING! [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] [ TELEPHONE DIALING, RINGING ] [ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ] ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH.
HELLO, THIS IS MY WIFE SPEAKING.
WHO'S WIFE? UHRICHARD'S.
MR.
WATTERSON, WHAT IS IT THIS TIME? I'M JUST CALLING TO SAY THE KIDS WON'T BE IN THIS MORNING.
THEY'VE GOT UH FAT HEADS.
DOESN'T SOUND THAT BAD.
SEND THEM IN.
THAT WAS JUST THE START OF IT.
THEY'VE ALSO GOT A COUGH, THEIR SKIN IS FALLING OFF, AND THEY'VE GOT BLACK LUMPS ALL OVER THEIR ARMS.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE! YES, THAT! I'VE GIVEN THEM VITAMINS, SO THEY'LL BE IN AFTER LUNCH.
BYE! WAIT, WHAT? NO! [ SIGHS, SCREAMS ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] THE KIDS STILL HAVE THE PLAGUE! WELL, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I JUST FINISHED MY NIGHT SHIFT AND I DESPERATELY NEED SLEEP, BUT I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU JUST SAID THE KIDS HAD THE PLAGUE.
NO, I DIDN'T.
YOU DID.
DID I? OH, I'M SO TIRED.
I KNOW.
ME TOO.
SURE, AN ALL-NIGHT SHIFT IN THE FACTORY IS NOTHING COMPARED TO HALF AN HOUR OF BACK-TO-SCHOOL SHOPPING IN THE MALL.
EXACTLY.
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU GOT THEM TO SCHOOL ON TIME.
COME ON.
TRUST ME.
I KNOW, I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] UH, LISTEN, I'LL PICK THEM UP AFTER SCHOOL.
LOVE YOU.
DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT.
I'M A GOOD FATHER.
MMM WHAT DO YOU KNOW?! OHHH, WHERE ARE THEY? OKAY, THE BEST WAY TO FIND SOMETHING IS TO RE-TRACE YOUR STEPS.
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY IN REVERSE ] OKAY, THEY'RE NOT HERE.
SO, WHEN DID I LAST SEE THEM? IT WAS YESTERDAY AFTERNOON.
COME ON, SLEEPY HEADS.
THAT SHOPPING WAS SO TIRING, WE'RE GOING TO BED NOW, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY 5:00.
[ SMOOCHES ] [ WHACK! ] RIGHT, SO, IF THE SHOPPING IS IN THE BEDS, THE KIDS MUST BE IN THE TRUNK! [ SCREAMS ] GUMBALL! DARWIN! ANAIS! ARE YOU IN THERE? THEY CAN'T SPEAK! THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF AIR! [ PUFFING ] [ BANG! ] [ SCREAMS ] OPEN SESAME! ALACAZAM! ABA CADA CREDENZA! WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD AGAIN? OH, YEAH.
PLE-E-E-E-EASE! AH-HA! [ GASPS ] [ SAWING ] WAIT, THIS IS THE KEY! [ GRUNTING ] WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?! BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR CAR, WATTERSON.
YOU'RE RIGHT! MY CAR HASN'T GOT ALL THOSE DENTS IN THE TRUNK.
HMMSO, I HAVE MY KEYS, BUT I DON'T HAVE MY CAR.
HOW CAN THAT BE? YOU GUYS STAY HERE WHILE I GO GET THE TICKET.
WAIT, A GOOD FATHER WOULDN'T LEAVE HIS CHILDREN IN A HOT CAR WITH THE WINDOWS WIDE OPEN.
[ KEYS JINGLE, CAR ALARM BEEPS ] SAFETY FIRST.
[ MACHINE BEEPING ] [ YAWNS ] ALL RIGHT, KIDS, LET'S GO.
[ GRUNTING ] HUH? [ GRUNTS ANGRILY ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, ENGINE TURNS OVER ] PREPARE TO JUMP INTO HYPER-SPACE! AWW, ASLEEP ALREADY.
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ] WAIT, MY CAR! [ SCREAMS ] THE KIDS MUST STILL BE LOCKED IN MY CAR! I'M COMING, KIDS! [ PANTING ] MY CAR [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, ENGINE TURNS OVER ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] I'M HERE, KIDS! BREATHE! [ GLASS SHATTERS ] WHERE'S MY CAR?! UH, IN SECTION "D.
" THANK YOU! [ GLASS SHATTERS ] WHERE'S SECTION "D?" JUST AFTER SECTION "C.
" [ GLASS SHATTERS ] SORRY, I FORGOT TO SAY THANKS.
[ PANTING ] [ GROANS ] [ SCREAMS ] [ CAR ALARM BLARES ] PLEASE, SIR, STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING.
WHAT'S GOING ON? I CAN'T FIND MY KIDS! WELL, WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE THEM? UMYESTERDAY.
[ CAR ALARM BLARING ] AFTER BUYING THEIR STUFF, I WENT TO PICK THEM UP FROM THE PLAY CENTER.
THANKS, DAD.
DID YOU GET EVERYTHING WE NEED FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW? YES, SON, AND NOW I'M HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME.
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
YOU'RE A GREAT DAD.
YOU'RE A GREAT DAD.
I'M A GREAT DAD.
I'M A -- WAIT! NO! COME ON, BRAIN, TELL ME THE TRUTH! I CAN TAKE IT! Anais: YOU'RE A GREAT DAD.
GUILTY! GUILTY! [ SCREAMS ] THE DEMONS OF GUILT! YOU ABANDONED YOUR CHILDREN IN A PUBLIC PLAY CENTER.
WHAT KIND OF FATHER WOULD DO THAT? A TIRED ONE DOING HIS BEST? NO, A LAZY ONE DOING HIS WORST! YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER PRECISELY WHAT WE LOOK AND SOUND LIKE.
[ SCREAMING ] IF I'M READING YOUR SUB-CONSCIOUS CORRECTLY, YOU LEFT YOUR KIDS IN A BALL PIT OVERNIGHT.
WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN LEAVING THEM IN THE TRUNK.
I'M STILL A GOOD FATHER, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN LEAVING YOUR KIDS IN A BALL PIT OVERNIGHT? MNH-MNH.
STANDING HERE TALKING ABOUT IT! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ MUFFLED YELLING ] WHAT?! I SAID THE BALL PIT HAD TO GO.
IT WASN'T SAFE.
ALL THOSE KIDS SINKING, GETTING LOST -- THE PAPERWORK! IN THE END, WE DID THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE THING -- SOLD IT TO A COUNTRY WITH LESS CHILD-SAFETY LAWS.
YOU MEAN I EXPORTED MY KIDS? TECHNICALLY, HE'S EXPORTING THEM.
[ HYDRAULIC BRAKES HISS, ENGINE REVS ] [ GASPS ] [ TRUCK HORN BLARES ] STOP! MY KIDS ARE IN THERE! STOP! HEY! I SAID STOP! [ GLASS SHATTERS ] HEY, PULL OVER! PULL OVER! [ C.
B.
RADIO CRACKLES ] THIS IS BIG KNITTER.
I'VE GOT SOME CREEP-O ON MY SHOULDER.
ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS TALK ABOUT MY PULL-OVER.
THANK GOODNESS HE CAN'T SEE MY SHOES.
I'M GONNA SHAKE HIM OFF.
OVER.
[ TRUCK HORN BEEPS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ GRUNTING ] WHOA, WAIT UP.
LISTENING TO SOUNDTRACK A.
M.
, THE RIGHT MUSIC AT THE RIGHT TIME.
PERFECT.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ GRUNTING ] I'M COMING FOR YOU, KIDS! [ GROANS ] I'M COMING! I'M COMING! [ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ] THAT WAS "BETWEEN A TRUCK AND A HARD PLACE" BY LEAD BUCKET.
COMING UP NEXT, 3 MINUTES, 50 OF NON-STOP CHASE MUSIC.
[ HORN BLARES, TIRES SCREECH ] [ ENGINE REVS, HORNS BLARES ] [ TIRES SCREECHING ] [ HORN HONKING ] BREAKER, BREAKER, THIS IS BIG KNITTER CALLING FOR BACK UP.
I GOT A PULL OVER! [ C.
B.
RADIO FEEDBACK ] I GOT A 10-17 ON MY TAIL.
A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE.
HEY, PULL OVER! [ TRUCK HORNS BLARING ] RUSH HOUR? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! [ TRUCK HORN BLARES, TIRES SCREECH ] [ C.
B.
RADIO CRACKLES ] THANKS, GOOD BUDDIES.
SEE YOU ON THE FLIP FLOP.
PEDAL TO THE METAL.
[ HORN HONKS ] AAH, MY KIDS! HYAH! [ GRUNTS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ GRUNTS ] OH.
[ GRUNTS ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ] PREPARE TO JUMP INTO HYPERSPEED! [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, ENGINE REVS ] I AM A GOOD FATHER! [ TIRES SCREECH ] [ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ GASPS ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] KIDS! ARE YOU IN THERE? ANSWER ME! [ GASPS ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES, ENGINE REVS ] PREPARE TO JUMP INTO HYPERCRANE! [ YELLS ] [ SQUEAKING ] [ EXHALES DEEPLY ] KIDS, WHERE ARE YOU?! [ PIANO KEYS CRASHING ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
[ MOOING ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
[ BLEATING ] [ THUMPING ] AH, THE UNMISTAKABLE SOUND OF A THOUSAND PLASTIC BALLS KNOCKING AGAINST EACH OTHER INSIDE A METAL CONTAINER.
[ CHUCKLES ] I FOUND YOU.
I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP SHAKING THIS THING NOW.
I'M COMING! [ GRUNTS ] Gumball: DADDY! WHERE'S THE DOOR? KIDS, WHERE'S THE DOOR? AH-- AW.
THE OTHER END! OKAY, 1-1-1-1-1.
OH, WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS.
WHEN MOM ASKED ME TO GET YOU TO SCHOOL, SHE DIDN'T SPECIFY WHETHER IT HAD TO BE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE OF A SHIPPING CONTAINER.
[ CLINK, CLANK ] [ ENGINE REVS ] PREPARE TO JUMP INTO HYPERSPACE? [ IMITATES ENGINE SHIFTING ] [ IMITATES ALARM CHIRPING ] PREPARE TO JUMP INTO -- OH, I'M WASTING SO MUCH TIME SAYING THAT TODAY.
I SHOULD LEARN TO TALK AND ACT AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS SAYS.
[ SCREAMS ] YOUR MOTHER! SHE'S PICKING YOU UP IN THREE MINUTES! WE'RE GONNA NEED A SHORTCUT! [ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] TODAY WILL BE A HIGH OF 80.
EXPECTING SHOWERS IN THE MORNING AND IN THE AFTERN -- [ HORN BLARES ] [ In slow-motion ] AWESOME 3-D.
[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SCREAMS ] [ TIRES SCREECHING ] [ GEAR CLANKS ] [ TRUCK BEEPING ] I AM A GOOD FATHER! [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] [ SCREAMING ] HI, KIDS, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY BACK? UH, UH UH [ GAGS ] [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]