The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s04e07 Episode Script
The Comic; The Romantic
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
AAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ RIP! .]
SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T HIS COSTUME.
IT'S PART OF HIS MOLECULAR STRUCTURE AS SHOWN IN ISSUE 27.
LIKE A WHAT IN WHAT? SAVE ME! LIKE YOU SAVED THE PRESIDENT IN ISSUE 19! UGH! [ SPLAT! .]
OF COURSE.
IF YOU DID SAVE ME, YOU'D REVEAL YOUR TRUE IDENTITY.
YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME, LASERHEART.
MWAH! HEY, GUMBALL.
WHAT A "PLASER" TO SEE YOU.
[ LAUGHS .]
WHAT? I'D LOVE TO "LASER" 'ROUND CHATTING, BUT I HAVE TO GET TO H-ART CLASS.
[ CHUCKLES .]
SEE YOU "LASER" HEART.
[ LAUGHS .]
DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN All: DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN DUN, DUN, BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA BA, BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM [ Panting .]
DUDE! WHO THE DERP IS LASERHEART? YOU ARE! YOU'RE A SUPERHERO WHOSE SPECIAL POWER IS YOUR OPTIMISTIC HEART.
YOU INFLICT JUSTICE WITH BAD DIALOGUE ON THE VILLAINS OF VILLMORE.
YOU'RE ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT.
AND THIS IS YOUR COSTUME.
BUT THAT'STHAT'S EXTREMELY REVEALING? PROFOUNDLY DISTURBING? MEDICALLY IMPOSSIBLE? THAT'SAWESOME! I KNOW, RIGHT? I MADE IT MYSELF.
HOW? I LEARNED FROM THIS BOOK.
"HOW TO DRAW SUPERHEROES.
" DRAW MUSCLES, THEN MORE MUSCLES! [ GASPS .]
IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.
AND ALL THE STORIES ARE BASED ON YOUR LIFE.
YEAH, LIKE THE TIME YOU SAVED THE SCHOOL FROM THAT PLAGUE OF GIANT INSECTS.
[ BUZZING .]
[ GRUNTS WEAKLY .]
AAH! [ GRUNTS RAPIDLY .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
OR THAT TIME YOU SAVED THE ICE CAPS FROM MELTING.
[ SLURPING .]
OR WHEN YOU TRAVELED THROUGH TIME.
NO NEED TO FLASHBACK.
YOU WERE JUST SITTING IN FRONT OF A TICKING CLOCK.
NAH, I REMEMBER ALL THAT, AND SARAH'S VERSION IS PRETTY MUCH HOW IT WENT DOWN.
GUMBALL.
REALLY? DARWIN, YOU CAN BE ANYONE YOU WANT IN THIS WORLD.
ALL YOU NEED IS THE POWER OF [Echoing.]
OPTIMISM! [ SQUEAKS .]
WEIRD.
IT LOOKS SUPER-HEROIC IN THE COMIC, BUT IN REALITY, IT LOOKS MORE LIKE SUPER-NAKED.
IT'S STILL NOT AS WEIRD AS SARAH COSPLAYING AS HERSELF.
[ SIGHS .]
THIS COSTUME'S TOO HOT.
[ GRUNTS .]
AND ANYWAY, IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME.
BUT YOUR COSTUME IS PERFECTO! [ GRUNTING .]
THAT GIRL'S GOT ISSUES.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'VE GOT EVERY ISSUE.
[ SIGHS .]
THIS IS SUPER-PATHETIC.
[ GASPS .]
IN SPITE OF MY SUPER HEARING, ALL I'M PICKING UP IS "EH, EH, EH, MEOW.
" [ SCOFFS .]
YOU'RE NO SUPERHERO.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
AT THE MOMENT, I'M JUST A REGULAR HERO.
BUT ALL THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE.
[ BOTH GASP .]
HE'S GONE! Gumball: [ MUFFLED GRUNTING .]
MORE OR LESS.
[ RIP! .]
[ PITTER! PATTER! .]
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ Deep voice .]
NOT SO FAST, PUNK.
WHAT? I SAIDNOT SO FAST! [ Normal voice .]
OW.
HANG ON.
IT'S REALLY HARD TO PROJECT IN THAT VOICE.
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SQUEAK! .]
WHAT DO YOU WANT? [ Deep voice .]
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EASY IT IS TO CHOKE A SWAN? UH P-PRETTY EASY, I GUESS.
WHY? BECAUSE ONE TINY PIECE OF PLASTIC FROM YOUR TRASH CAN END UP IN A LAKE AND GET LODGED IN A SWAN'S BEAUTIFUL THROAT.
I WASN'T GONNA THROW IT IN THE LAKE.
I WAS GONNA THROW IT IN THE TRASH CAN.
[ SQUEAK! .]
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS WORLD IS AND WHAT UNTOLD DAMAGE YOUR TRASH COULD DO? NO, NOT RECENTLY.
THEN LET ME SHOW YOU.
COME.
TAKE MY ARM.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
THANK YOU, LASERHEART.
CAN YOU TAKE ME HOME NOW? WAIT.
I AM HOME.
AND YOU CAN'T FLY.
[ Normal voice .]
YEAH, WELL, THAT STILL DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T RECYCLE.
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
AAAAAAH! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ HORSES WHINNY IN DISTANCE .]
[ GASPS .]
BUM-DA-BUM-DA-BUM DA-BUM-DA-BUM Sussie: [ CRYING .]
WHERE'S MY BALL? SUSSIE, I TOLD YOU, I KNOW NOT OF ITS WHEREABOUTS.
Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
COME OVER HERE.
LIKE, TWO MORE FEET.
NO, WAIT, BACK UP A BIT.
ALL RIGHT, COOL.
WHERE IS THE BALL! AAH! I DON'T KNOW.
WHERE IS THE BALL! SUSSIE LOST IT, I SWEAR! SWEAR TO ME! I JUST DID.
[ SOBBING .]
I FOUND IT.
OH, MY GOSH.
I'M SO SORRY.
PLEASE STOP CRYING.
[ CRYING .]
HEY, HEY, LET'S PLAY MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE.
I'LL BE THE MONKEY.
PLAY WITH ME! [ LAUGHTER .]
OOF! [ HUMMING .]
Darwin: WHAT? STOPPING AN ASTEROID? HE CAN'T EVEN CATCH A BALL.
[ Normal voice .]
HEY, THIS COVER TAKES AWAY MY PERIPHERAL VISION, OKAY? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ANYWAY? [ Deep voice .]
YOU'RE MORE OF A DOWNER THAN A DEPRESSED PARACHUTE, BUSTER.
NOW YOU'RE EVEN MAKING BAD COMIC-BOOK JOKES.
SO WHAT?! SO SUPERHEROES ARE LAME.
THEY WEAR THEIR UNDERPANTS ON THE OUTSIDE, THEY HAVE STUPID NAMES LIKE MANATEE MAN, AND HAVE POINTLESS POWERS LIKE A SUPER-TONGUE OR AN ELASTIC BUTT.
THE ONLY PEOPLE INTO THEM ARE FEDORA-WEARING NECKBEARDS AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE YOU OUT OF THE COMIC, THEN.
WAIT, WHAT? I'M IN IT? YEAH.
YOU'RE "THE SMOOCH", LASERHEART'S SIDEKICK.
YOU KISS PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER.
HOLY PAMPER CREAM, LASERHEART.
ENOUGH BICKERING.
WE'VE GOT STUFF TO DO.
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ ENERGETIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ DRILL WHIRRS .]
[ FARTS DEJECTEDLY .]
[ BOTH KARATE CHOPPING .]
ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD BE IN THE PARK AT NIGHT? [ Deep voice .]
FEAR NOT, YOUNG LADY, LASERHEART CAN STRIKE DOWN ANY FOE! HE'S HERE TO FORCE THE LIGHT OF JUSTICE WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE.
[ Normal voice .]
EH, THAT CAME OUT A BIT WRONG.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
GIVE ME MY WALLET.
[ Shakily .]
UH, SURE, WHERE IS IT? IN YOUR POCKET! W-W-WHAT? [ SMOOCHES INTENSELY .]
[ SMACK! .]
LASERHEART, DO SOMETHING.
[ HEROIC MUSIC BUILDS .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
UGH! [ RUSTLE! WHIFF! .]
[ SMACK! PLOP! .]
[ VIOLIN RESONATES .]
AAH! Darwin: SARAH? [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS .]
SHOULD WE CALL THE POLICE? [ SIGHS .]
AND TELL THEM WHAT? THAT WE WERE DRESSED UP LIKE EASTERN EUROPEAN POP STARS AND GOT MUGGED FOR $7 BY A SHADOW? EHH? SARAH, PLEASE.
JUST STOP.
JUST READ IT.
[ SIGHS .]
"I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE STILL FRIENDS DESPITE FIGHTING FOR MY AFFECTIONS"? WHAT? IT'S FAN FICTION.
THERE'S BOUND TO BE A BIT OF SHIPPING.
"AAH, WHAT A PLEASANT EVENING IN THE PARK.
Laserheart: [ ROARS .]
ONYX! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! The Smooch: DON'T WORRY, LASERHEART, I GOT THIS! YAAH! [ PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! .]
AHHH! THE SMOOCH! Onyx: NOWFOR THE GIRL! [ SCREAMS .]
SARAH! HA-AH! [ GRUNTS .]
LASERHEART! [ CHUCKLES EVILLY .]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
IT WAS A TRICK?! YES.
I ONLY PRETENDED TO ATTACK YOUR BEAUTIFUL FIANCéE TO GET TO YOUR MOST IMPORTANT WEAPON.
" HIS BIZARRELY OVER-DEVELOPED NIPPLE-LESS PECS? NO.
Onyx: "YOUR OPTIMISTIC HEART! AAAH! WITHOUT ITS LIGHT, MY SHADOWS CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR SUPERPOWER.
WRONG.
I'M STILL TOTALLY STACKED! I CANNOT COMPETE WITH YOUR MIGHTY BULK BUT I CAN RUN!" [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
YEAH, I DON'T THINK A BODY CAN MAKE THOSE SHAPES.
ONYX TOOK HIS HEART, NOT HIS SPINE.
JUST KEEP READING.
Onyx: [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
THE FOOL WILL NEVER FIND ME! I SHALL HIDE IN THE SHADOWS! Laserheart: I HOPE I'M NOT ONYX-SPECTED!" (UNEXPECTED) OH, COME ON.
WITHOUT YOUR LASER HEART, YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! RAH! [ PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! .]
[ GRUNTING .]
" YEAH, THE ISSUE WAS RUNNING SHORT, SO I PHOTOCOPIED THOSE FRAMES TO PAD OUT THE FIGHT SCENE.
"[ PUNCHING, GRUNTING CONTINUE .]
AAH! Onyx: HUH? AAAH! WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU SAVE ME?! BECAUSE I HAVE HOPE.
HOPE THAT EVEN SOMEONE AS DARK AS YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT.
WELL, YOU WERE WRONG! [ EXPLOSION .]
[ GRUNTING, BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
[ SCREAMING .]
SORRY, I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE DRAMA.
PLEASE CONTINUE.
WHERE IS YOUR HOPE NOW, LASERHEART? The Smooch: RIGHT HERE! [ SMOOCHES .]
HUP! [ SMOOCHES .]
MY POWERS HAVE RETURNED! HOW? I CRUSHED YOUR HEART! FOOL! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF OPTIMISM! [ SCREAMS .]
[ SIZZLE! .]
I GUESS HE SHOULD'VE PUT ON SOME SUNSCREEN.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ SIGHS .]
THANKS, SARAH.
YOU REALLY TAUGHT ME SOMETHING TODAY.
THAT, EVEN IN HIS DARKEST HOUR, A TRUE HERO ALWAYS HAS HOPE.
YEAH.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.
[ CLANKING .]
[ TAP! TAP! .]
HMM? [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ GROANS .]
Anais: GUMBALL.
AHH.
UGH.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE? UH? OF COURSE.
CHATTING WITH PENNY.
WHEN DID YOU GUYS LEARN TO SPEAK EGYPTIAN? THESE ARE EMOJIS.
IT'S THE NEW WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.
LOOK, SEE THIS? IT MEANS "HELLO, PRINCESS.
" OKAY WHAT ABOUT THAT? IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
"WANT TO HAVE A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH ME?" [ BEEP .]
OH.
DINNER IS SERVED.
WAIT.
YOU'RE HAVING A VIRTUAL ROMANTIC DINNER BY CHAT LOG? WELL, DUH.
IF KIDS CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TYPE WORDS, DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY'LL MAKE THE EFFORT TO FIND A JOB TO PAY FOR AN ACTUAL DINNER? I'M 4 YEARS OLD, AND YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL 44.
[ BEEPS .]
"A-DELICIOUS.
" OH.
A TOAST TO YOUR BEAUTY.
OH, NO! DUMB KEYBOARD -- I SPILLED THE DRINK.
I GOT TO CALL THE WAITER.
[ BEEPS .]
OH, MAN, I ACCIDENTLY HAILED A CAB.
IT'S CRASHING THROUGH THE RESTAURANT! [ BEEPS .]
NO! IT WRECKED THE RESTROOM.
IT'S FLOODED! PEOPLE ARE SWIMMING IN BATHROOM WATER! IT'S ATTRACTING SHARKS! THIS PARTY'S POOPED.
"SORRY, I FELL ASLEEP WITH NY FACE ON THE KEYBOARD.
BETTER GO TO BED.
" [ SIGHS .]
WAIT.
WHAT THE WHAT! WHAT IS THE WHAT? PENNY ONLY SIGNED OFF WITH ONE EMOJI WITH HEARTS FOR EYES INSTEAD OF HER USUAL THREE.
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE OVER-REACTING.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I ALWAYS GET THREE.
SHE WAS JUST TIRED.
HMM.
SO, YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD MAKE SOME -- SOME GRAND GESTURE TO REMIND HER OF HAPPIER TIMES? ARE YOU DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU JUST HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? YOU'RE RIGHT -- MAKE HER REMEMBER ALL THE FUN WE'VE HAD.
NO, GUMBALL -- OH, WHAT'S THAT? DO IT IN A CLEVER WAY WITH A TREASURE HUNT? NO, LIS-- IT'S A BIT OUT OF THE BOX.
BUT I LIKE IT.
GUMBALL -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITH OUT YOU.
GUMBALL! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
[ SNORTS .]
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
SPECIAL DELIVERY.
BUT TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND TO USE A STAMP NEXT TIME! [ GRUNTS .]
"GO ON A QUEST AND FOLLOW THESE CLUES TO FIND THE THING YOU MUST NOT LOSE 'CAUSE IT WOULD SEEM THAT YOU FORGOT A PRECIOUS THING THAT CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS POEM TO FEATURE A MOUNTAIN APART FROM THE FACT IT RHYMES WITH FOUNTAIN.
" BRACKETS -- "GO TO THE MALL FOUNTAIN.
" Penny: [ GASPS .]
HELP! All: PENNY FITZGERALD.
AAH! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? WHAT'S GOING ON? -THE -FIRST -TIME -I -SAW -YOU -IN -THIS -MALL -I -ONLY -HAD -EYES -FOR -YOU -THIS -IS -HOW -MY -HEART -FELT.
HUH? [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS .]
All: YOUR NEXT CLUE IS AT THE BUS STOP.
OKAYCAN ANYONE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON? All: NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SEND THIS VIDEO TO SOME ATTENTION HOGS WHO DO FLASH MOBS.
IS THAT A BOOGER OR A PIECE OF BRAIN? BETTER PUT IT BACK.
WHAT THE WHAT? IS THE CAMERA STILL ON? [ IMITATES CLICK .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
GUMBALL.
PLEASE, COME IN, YOUNG LADY.
[ LAUGHS .]
WHAT'S GOING ON, ROCKY? I WILL TELL YOU IN THE FORM OF A POEM.
[ STATIC .]
THIS RHYME IS ABOUT THE TWO OF US 'CAUSE WE FIRST SPOKE ON THIS SCHOOL BUS.
THAT'S SWEET AND ALL, BUT CAN YOU KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, PLEASE? WHEN YOU OFFERED ME A SEAT, TWICE AS FAST MY HEART DID BEAT.
NOT AS FAST AS MINE'S BEATING RIGHT NOW! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
YOUR SMILE FILLED ME WITH SHEER DELIGHT, AND STRAIGHT AWAY MY HEART TOOK FLIGHT.
[ In slow motion .]
AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
MOST PEOPLE THINK I'M A NUTTY FRUITCAKE, BUT YOU, DEAR PENNY, GAVE ME A BREAK.
BRAKE, BRAKE, BRAKE! THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
YOUR BEAUTY REDUCES ME TO TEARS.
YOUR VOICE IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.
AAAAAHHH! I HOPE YOU FELT AS HAPPY AS I DID THE MOMENT OUR TWO WORLDS COLLIDED.
THE NEXT CLUE IN THE SCIENCE LAB.
[ GRUNTS .]
OH, GUMBALL.
WAIT! SAFETY FIRST.
[ GROANS .]
Penny: "WE HAD OUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT TOGETHER IN THIS CLASS.
THIS EXPERIMENT WILL REMIND YOU OF OUR SPECIAL CHEMISTRY.
MIX THE LIQUIDS, AND YOU WILL SEE [ BUBBLING .]
THAT CHEMISTRY IS AS UNPREDICTABLE AS WE ARE.
" PROBABLY SHOULD HAD READ THE WHOLE THING FIRST.
[ ROARS .]
RAAH! AAH! [ PANTING .]
[ BOTH GRUNTING .]
"JOKE -- WE BOTH KNOW I CAN'T BE TRUSTED AROUND CHEMICALS.
PLEASE GOT TO THAT DESERT PLACE I LOVE.
" [ ROARS .]
AAH! Penny: [ PANTING .]
HEY, PENNY, DON'T WANT TO DRIVE YOU THERE? [ ROARS .]
AAH! [ CHUCKLES .]
HEY, IT TICKLES.
[ EAGLE CAWS .]
Penny: UGGGGHHHHH.
I'M SO TIRED.
[ GASPS .]
"SORRY, I ACTUALLY MEANT THE DESSERT PLACE WHERE WE SHARED OUR FIRST ICE CREAM.
I MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE SCHOOL LAB.
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CORRECTED IT ON THE BLACKBOARD INSTEAD OF COMING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED YOU THE JOURNEY AND STUFF.
SORRY, I'M RUNNING OUT OF BONES.
SEE YA THERE.
" [ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
GUMBALL.
IT'S ON THE HOUSE, MISS FITZGERALD.
[ SKIN CRACKLING .]
[ MUNCHING .]
DID YOU NOTICE THE MESSAGE ON THE PLATE? LOOK.
[ GROWLS .]
NO? OKAY.
I'LL READ IT FOR YOU.
"THIS IS WHERE WE SHARED OUR FIRST ICE CREAM.
I GOT YOU A SPECIAL FLAVOR TO CELEBRATE.
IT'S PEANUT -- LIKE YOU WERE WHEN I FIRST REALIZED HOW MUCH I LIKED YOU.
SURPRISE -- THE SECOND LAYER IS BLUEBERRY TO REMIND YOU OF ME.
OH, WAIT.
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO BLUEBERRY.
WHY AM I STILL WRITING THIS INSTEAD OF TELLING LARRY TO STOP PUTTING BLUEBERRY IN YOUR BOWL? OH, MY GOSH, WHAT HAVE DONE?! OH, I KNOW -- I'LL PUT ONE OF YOUR ALLERGY PILLS IN THE CHERRY ON TOP.
THAT WAY IT BALANCES OUT.
WHEW.
" [ Congested .]
DID THE PILL WORK? EH DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD.
HERE'S YOUR NEXT CLUE.
THANKS, LARRY.
[ VIOLIN PLAYING .]
Leslie: AW, DON'T BE NERVOUS, GUMBALL.
I'M NOT.
IT'S JUST I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE FOR ABOUT FIVE HOURS NOW.
AH -- FACE CRAMP.
TELL ME ABOUT IT -- I'VE PLAYED THIS TUNE 278 TIMES.
WHEN IS SHE COMING? I DON'T KNOW.
THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE PRETTY CLEAR.
"I HOPE YOU'VE HAD FUN DOING ALL THIS.
NOW COME FIND ME WHERE WE HAD OUR FIRST KISS.
YOU'VE GOT THIS FAR, SO YOU MUST REALLY CARE.
NOW THE LAST THING TO DO IS COME MEET ME THERE.
" OH, I SEE.
SO YOU -- YOU KISSED HER AFTER THE HEAD-BUTT.
[ SMACK! .]
OH, GOOD POINT.
BUT IT WASN'T A HEAD-BUTT, MORE OF A BLUNT TRAUMA.
SO, WHERE WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? [ GASPS .]
THE FOREST.
GUMBALL! THIS PLACE WAS A LOT MORE ROMANTIC WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST KISS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THEY'RE SMALLER THAN ME.
I CAN TAKE THEM.
HUH? WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT? [ GROWLS .]
AAH! [ PANTING .]
[ BARKING .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
THAT'S RIGHT.
REMEMBER WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH NEXT TIME.
[ GROWLS .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
WAIT A MINUTE.
I CAN TAKE WHATEVER SHAPE I WANT.
PENNY POWERS! TRANSFORM CREATURE! [ ROARS .]
GUMBALL! [ HISSES .]
[ ROARS .]
[ GROWLING .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
Gumball: LEAVE HER ALONE! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROWLING, HISSING .]
OW! I TWISTED MY ANKLE.
QUICK, SAVE US WITH YOUR POWER OF TRANSFORMATION.
I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
IT DEPENDS HOW I FEEL.
[ GROWLING .]
AAH.
AAH.
ONE LAST KISS BEFORE THEY EAT US? [ HISSES .]
OH, SORRY.
THAT'S IT.
MAKE ME ANGRY.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO KICK MY BUTT BEFORE THEY DO.
[ ROARS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
COME ON! OKAY.
UH, YOUR MOM IS SO DENSE, THAT WHEN YOU SAID YOUR LAPTOP WAS BUGGY, SHE SPRAYED IT WITH INSECTICIDE.
[ GIGGLES .]
SHE IS REALLY BAD WITH COMPUTERS.
WHEN I TOLD HER A MOUSE WAS BROKEN, SHE TOOK IT TO THE VET.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOUR SISTER -- NOT MY SISTER.
YOUR SISTER'S SO SHORT, SHE HAS TO ROLL UP HER DIAPERS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING ELSE FUNNY? YOU KNOW ALL THAT STUFF I PUT YOU THROUGH TODAY? IT WAS BECAUSE YOU ONLY USED ONE HEART EMOJI INSTEAD OF THREE.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ ROARS .]
ARE YOU INSANE?! [ GROWLS .]
[ WHIMPERING .]
UH, ARE YOU STILL ANGRY? [ SNORTS .]
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "MAYBE.
" LOOK, YOU NEED TO TAKE THINGS A LITTLE EASIER, OKAY? BY WHICH I MEAN LESS TERRIFYINGLY INTENSE.
GOTCHA, NO MORE MARRIAGE PROPOSALS AND STUFF.
AND NO BIG GESTURES.
OF COURSE.
OF COURSE.
ABORT, ABORT.
UH, TOO LATE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO -- [ FIREWORKS WHISTLE .]
DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU.
I MEAN, LET'S FOCUS ON THE FUTURE.
THERE'S NO POINT IN TURNING BACK.
[ SCOFFS .]
PBHT.
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
MUST BE A DIFFERENT PENNY.
[ CHUCKLES .]
MUST BE A DIFFERENT GUMBALL.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? AH.
[ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
AAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
[ RIP! .]
SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T HIS COSTUME.
IT'S PART OF HIS MOLECULAR STRUCTURE AS SHOWN IN ISSUE 27.
LIKE A WHAT IN WHAT? SAVE ME! LIKE YOU SAVED THE PRESIDENT IN ISSUE 19! UGH! [ SPLAT! .]
OF COURSE.
IF YOU DID SAVE ME, YOU'D REVEAL YOUR TRUE IDENTITY.
YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME, LASERHEART.
MWAH! HEY, GUMBALL.
WHAT A "PLASER" TO SEE YOU.
[ LAUGHS .]
WHAT? I'D LOVE TO "LASER" 'ROUND CHATTING, BUT I HAVE TO GET TO H-ART CLASS.
[ CHUCKLES .]
SEE YOU "LASER" HEART.
[ LAUGHS .]
DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN All: DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN DUN, DUN, BA, BA-BA-BA-BA-BA, BA BA, BA-BA-BA, BA-BA-BA-BA BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM [ Panting .]
DUDE! WHO THE DERP IS LASERHEART? YOU ARE! YOU'RE A SUPERHERO WHOSE SPECIAL POWER IS YOUR OPTIMISTIC HEART.
YOU INFLICT JUSTICE WITH BAD DIALOGUE ON THE VILLAINS OF VILLMORE.
YOU'RE ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT.
AND THIS IS YOUR COSTUME.
BUT THAT'STHAT'S EXTREMELY REVEALING? PROFOUNDLY DISTURBING? MEDICALLY IMPOSSIBLE? THAT'SAWESOME! I KNOW, RIGHT? I MADE IT MYSELF.
HOW? I LEARNED FROM THIS BOOK.
"HOW TO DRAW SUPERHEROES.
" DRAW MUSCLES, THEN MORE MUSCLES! [ GASPS .]
IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.
AND ALL THE STORIES ARE BASED ON YOUR LIFE.
YEAH, LIKE THE TIME YOU SAVED THE SCHOOL FROM THAT PLAGUE OF GIANT INSECTS.
[ BUZZING .]
[ GRUNTS WEAKLY .]
AAH! [ GRUNTS RAPIDLY .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
OR THAT TIME YOU SAVED THE ICE CAPS FROM MELTING.
[ SLURPING .]
OR WHEN YOU TRAVELED THROUGH TIME.
NO NEED TO FLASHBACK.
YOU WERE JUST SITTING IN FRONT OF A TICKING CLOCK.
NAH, I REMEMBER ALL THAT, AND SARAH'S VERSION IS PRETTY MUCH HOW IT WENT DOWN.
GUMBALL.
REALLY? DARWIN, YOU CAN BE ANYONE YOU WANT IN THIS WORLD.
ALL YOU NEED IS THE POWER OF [Echoing.]
OPTIMISM! [ SQUEAKS .]
WEIRD.
IT LOOKS SUPER-HEROIC IN THE COMIC, BUT IN REALITY, IT LOOKS MORE LIKE SUPER-NAKED.
IT'S STILL NOT AS WEIRD AS SARAH COSPLAYING AS HERSELF.
[ SIGHS .]
THIS COSTUME'S TOO HOT.
[ GRUNTS .]
AND ANYWAY, IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME.
BUT YOUR COSTUME IS PERFECTO! [ GRUNTING .]
THAT GIRL'S GOT ISSUES.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'VE GOT EVERY ISSUE.
[ SIGHS .]
THIS IS SUPER-PATHETIC.
[ GASPS .]
IN SPITE OF MY SUPER HEARING, ALL I'M PICKING UP IS "EH, EH, EH, MEOW.
" [ SCOFFS .]
YOU'RE NO SUPERHERO.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
AT THE MOMENT, I'M JUST A REGULAR HERO.
BUT ALL THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE.
[ BOTH GASP .]
HE'S GONE! Gumball: [ MUFFLED GRUNTING .]
MORE OR LESS.
[ RIP! .]
[ PITTER! PATTER! .]
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ Deep voice .]
NOT SO FAST, PUNK.
WHAT? I SAIDNOT SO FAST! [ Normal voice .]
OW.
HANG ON.
IT'S REALLY HARD TO PROJECT IN THAT VOICE.
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SQUEAK! .]
WHAT DO YOU WANT? [ Deep voice .]
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EASY IT IS TO CHOKE A SWAN? UH P-PRETTY EASY, I GUESS.
WHY? BECAUSE ONE TINY PIECE OF PLASTIC FROM YOUR TRASH CAN END UP IN A LAKE AND GET LODGED IN A SWAN'S BEAUTIFUL THROAT.
I WASN'T GONNA THROW IT IN THE LAKE.
I WAS GONNA THROW IT IN THE TRASH CAN.
[ SQUEAK! .]
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS WORLD IS AND WHAT UNTOLD DAMAGE YOUR TRASH COULD DO? NO, NOT RECENTLY.
THEN LET ME SHOW YOU.
COME.
TAKE MY ARM.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
THANK YOU, LASERHEART.
CAN YOU TAKE ME HOME NOW? WAIT.
I AM HOME.
AND YOU CAN'T FLY.
[ Normal voice .]
YEAH, WELL, THAT STILL DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T RECYCLE.
[ HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
AAAAAAH! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ HORSES WHINNY IN DISTANCE .]
[ GASPS .]
BUM-DA-BUM-DA-BUM DA-BUM-DA-BUM Sussie: [ CRYING .]
WHERE'S MY BALL? SUSSIE, I TOLD YOU, I KNOW NOT OF ITS WHEREABOUTS.
Gumball: [ Deep voice .]
COME OVER HERE.
LIKE, TWO MORE FEET.
NO, WAIT, BACK UP A BIT.
ALL RIGHT, COOL.
WHERE IS THE BALL! AAH! I DON'T KNOW.
WHERE IS THE BALL! SUSSIE LOST IT, I SWEAR! SWEAR TO ME! I JUST DID.
[ SOBBING .]
I FOUND IT.
OH, MY GOSH.
I'M SO SORRY.
PLEASE STOP CRYING.
[ CRYING .]
HEY, HEY, LET'S PLAY MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE.
I'LL BE THE MONKEY.
PLAY WITH ME! [ LAUGHTER .]
OOF! [ HUMMING .]
Darwin: WHAT? STOPPING AN ASTEROID? HE CAN'T EVEN CATCH A BALL.
[ Normal voice .]
HEY, THIS COVER TAKES AWAY MY PERIPHERAL VISION, OKAY? AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ANYWAY? [ Deep voice .]
YOU'RE MORE OF A DOWNER THAN A DEPRESSED PARACHUTE, BUSTER.
NOW YOU'RE EVEN MAKING BAD COMIC-BOOK JOKES.
SO WHAT?! SO SUPERHEROES ARE LAME.
THEY WEAR THEIR UNDERPANTS ON THE OUTSIDE, THEY HAVE STUPID NAMES LIKE MANATEE MAN, AND HAVE POINTLESS POWERS LIKE A SUPER-TONGUE OR AN ELASTIC BUTT.
THE ONLY PEOPLE INTO THEM ARE FEDORA-WEARING NECKBEARDS AND I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE YOU OUT OF THE COMIC, THEN.
WAIT, WHAT? I'M IN IT? YEAH.
YOU'RE "THE SMOOCH", LASERHEART'S SIDEKICK.
YOU KISS PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER.
HOLY PAMPER CREAM, LASERHEART.
ENOUGH BICKERING.
WE'VE GOT STUFF TO DO.
[ SQUEAK! .]
[ ENERGETIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ DRILL WHIRRS .]
[ FARTS DEJECTEDLY .]
[ BOTH KARATE CHOPPING .]
ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD BE IN THE PARK AT NIGHT? [ Deep voice .]
FEAR NOT, YOUNG LADY, LASERHEART CAN STRIKE DOWN ANY FOE! HE'S HERE TO FORCE THE LIGHT OF JUSTICE WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE.
[ Normal voice .]
EH, THAT CAME OUT A BIT WRONG.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY .]
GIVE ME MY WALLET.
[ Shakily .]
UH, SURE, WHERE IS IT? IN YOUR POCKET! W-W-WHAT? [ SMOOCHES INTENSELY .]
[ SMACK! .]
LASERHEART, DO SOMETHING.
[ HEROIC MUSIC BUILDS .]
[ MUSIC STOPS .]
UGH! [ RUSTLE! WHIFF! .]
[ SMACK! PLOP! .]
[ VIOLIN RESONATES .]
AAH! Darwin: SARAH? [ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS .]
SHOULD WE CALL THE POLICE? [ SIGHS .]
AND TELL THEM WHAT? THAT WE WERE DRESSED UP LIKE EASTERN EUROPEAN POP STARS AND GOT MUGGED FOR $7 BY A SHADOW? EHH? SARAH, PLEASE.
JUST STOP.
JUST READ IT.
[ SIGHS .]
"I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE STILL FRIENDS DESPITE FIGHTING FOR MY AFFECTIONS"? WHAT? IT'S FAN FICTION.
THERE'S BOUND TO BE A BIT OF SHIPPING.
"AAH, WHAT A PLEASANT EVENING IN THE PARK.
Laserheart: [ ROARS .]
ONYX! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! The Smooch: DON'T WORRY, LASERHEART, I GOT THIS! YAAH! [ PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! .]
AHHH! THE SMOOCH! Onyx: NOWFOR THE GIRL! [ SCREAMS .]
SARAH! HA-AH! [ GRUNTS .]
LASERHEART! [ CHUCKLES EVILLY .]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
IT WAS A TRICK?! YES.
I ONLY PRETENDED TO ATTACK YOUR BEAUTIFUL FIANCéE TO GET TO YOUR MOST IMPORTANT WEAPON.
" HIS BIZARRELY OVER-DEVELOPED NIPPLE-LESS PECS? NO.
Onyx: "YOUR OPTIMISTIC HEART! AAAH! WITHOUT ITS LIGHT, MY SHADOWS CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR SUPERPOWER.
WRONG.
I'M STILL TOTALLY STACKED! I CANNOT COMPETE WITH YOUR MIGHTY BULK BUT I CAN RUN!" [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
YEAH, I DON'T THINK A BODY CAN MAKE THOSE SHAPES.
ONYX TOOK HIS HEART, NOT HIS SPINE.
JUST KEEP READING.
Onyx: [ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
THE FOOL WILL NEVER FIND ME! I SHALL HIDE IN THE SHADOWS! Laserheart: I HOPE I'M NOT ONYX-SPECTED!" (UNEXPECTED) OH, COME ON.
WITHOUT YOUR LASER HEART, YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! RAH! [ PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! .]
[ GRUNTING .]
" YEAH, THE ISSUE WAS RUNNING SHORT, SO I PHOTOCOPIED THOSE FRAMES TO PAD OUT THE FIGHT SCENE.
"[ PUNCHING, GRUNTING CONTINUE .]
AAH! Onyx: HUH? AAAH! WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU SAVE ME?! BECAUSE I HAVE HOPE.
HOPE THAT EVEN SOMEONE AS DARK AS YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHT.
WELL, YOU WERE WRONG! [ EXPLOSION .]
[ GRUNTING, BREATHING HEAVILY .]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY .]
[ SCREAMING .]
SORRY, I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE DRAMA.
PLEASE CONTINUE.
WHERE IS YOUR HOPE NOW, LASERHEART? The Smooch: RIGHT HERE! [ SMOOCHES .]
HUP! [ SMOOCHES .]
MY POWERS HAVE RETURNED! HOW? I CRUSHED YOUR HEART! FOOL! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF OPTIMISM! [ SCREAMS .]
[ SIZZLE! .]
I GUESS HE SHOULD'VE PUT ON SOME SUNSCREEN.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
[ LAUGHING .]
[ SIGHS .]
THANKS, SARAH.
YOU REALLY TAUGHT ME SOMETHING TODAY.
THAT, EVEN IN HIS DARKEST HOUR, A TRUE HERO ALWAYS HAS HOPE.
YEAH.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.
[ CLANKING .]
[ TAP! TAP! .]
HMM? [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
Gumball: [ GROANS .]
[ GRUNTS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ GROANS .]
Anais: GUMBALL.
AHH.
UGH.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE? UH? OF COURSE.
CHATTING WITH PENNY.
WHEN DID YOU GUYS LEARN TO SPEAK EGYPTIAN? THESE ARE EMOJIS.
IT'S THE NEW WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.
LOOK, SEE THIS? IT MEANS "HELLO, PRINCESS.
" OKAY WHAT ABOUT THAT? IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
"WANT TO HAVE A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH ME?" [ BEEP .]
OH.
DINNER IS SERVED.
WAIT.
YOU'RE HAVING A VIRTUAL ROMANTIC DINNER BY CHAT LOG? WELL, DUH.
IF KIDS CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TYPE WORDS, DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY'LL MAKE THE EFFORT TO FIND A JOB TO PAY FOR AN ACTUAL DINNER? I'M 4 YEARS OLD, AND YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL 44.
[ BEEPS .]
"A-DELICIOUS.
" OH.
A TOAST TO YOUR BEAUTY.
OH, NO! DUMB KEYBOARD -- I SPILLED THE DRINK.
I GOT TO CALL THE WAITER.
[ BEEPS .]
OH, MAN, I ACCIDENTLY HAILED A CAB.
IT'S CRASHING THROUGH THE RESTAURANT! [ BEEPS .]
NO! IT WRECKED THE RESTROOM.
IT'S FLOODED! PEOPLE ARE SWIMMING IN BATHROOM WATER! IT'S ATTRACTING SHARKS! THIS PARTY'S POOPED.
"SORRY, I FELL ASLEEP WITH NY FACE ON THE KEYBOARD.
BETTER GO TO BED.
" [ SIGHS .]
WAIT.
WHAT THE WHAT! WHAT IS THE WHAT? PENNY ONLY SIGNED OFF WITH ONE EMOJI WITH HEARTS FOR EYES INSTEAD OF HER USUAL THREE.
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE OVER-REACTING.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I ALWAYS GET THREE.
SHE WAS JUST TIRED.
HMM.
SO, YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD MAKE SOME -- SOME GRAND GESTURE TO REMIND HER OF HAPPIER TIMES? ARE YOU DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU JUST HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR? YOU'RE RIGHT -- MAKE HER REMEMBER ALL THE FUN WE'VE HAD.
NO, GUMBALL -- OH, WHAT'S THAT? DO IT IN A CLEVER WAY WITH A TREASURE HUNT? NO, LIS-- IT'S A BIT OUT OF THE BOX.
BUT I LIKE IT.
GUMBALL -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITH OUT YOU.
GUMBALL! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
[ SNORTS .]
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
SPECIAL DELIVERY.
BUT TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND TO USE A STAMP NEXT TIME! [ GRUNTS .]
"GO ON A QUEST AND FOLLOW THESE CLUES TO FIND THE THING YOU MUST NOT LOSE 'CAUSE IT WOULD SEEM THAT YOU FORGOT A PRECIOUS THING THAT CAN'T BE BOUGHT.
THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS POEM TO FEATURE A MOUNTAIN APART FROM THE FACT IT RHYMES WITH FOUNTAIN.
" BRACKETS -- "GO TO THE MALL FOUNTAIN.
" Penny: [ GASPS .]
HELP! All: PENNY FITZGERALD.
AAH! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? WHAT'S GOING ON? -THE -FIRST -TIME -I -SAW -YOU -IN -THIS -MALL -I -ONLY -HAD -EYES -FOR -YOU -THIS -IS -HOW -MY -HEART -FELT.
HUH? [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS .]
All: YOUR NEXT CLUE IS AT THE BUS STOP.
OKAYCAN ANYONE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON? All: NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SEND THIS VIDEO TO SOME ATTENTION HOGS WHO DO FLASH MOBS.
IS THAT A BOOGER OR A PIECE OF BRAIN? BETTER PUT IT BACK.
WHAT THE WHAT? IS THE CAMERA STILL ON? [ IMITATES CLICK .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
GUMBALL.
PLEASE, COME IN, YOUNG LADY.
[ LAUGHS .]
WHAT'S GOING ON, ROCKY? I WILL TELL YOU IN THE FORM OF A POEM.
[ STATIC .]
THIS RHYME IS ABOUT THE TWO OF US 'CAUSE WE FIRST SPOKE ON THIS SCHOOL BUS.
THAT'S SWEET AND ALL, BUT CAN YOU KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD, PLEASE? WHEN YOU OFFERED ME A SEAT, TWICE AS FAST MY HEART DID BEAT.
NOT AS FAST AS MINE'S BEATING RIGHT NOW! [ TIRES SCREECHING .]
YOUR SMILE FILLED ME WITH SHEER DELIGHT, AND STRAIGHT AWAY MY HEART TOOK FLIGHT.
[ In slow motion .]
AAH! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
MOST PEOPLE THINK I'M A NUTTY FRUITCAKE, BUT YOU, DEAR PENNY, GAVE ME A BREAK.
BRAKE, BRAKE, BRAKE! THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
YOUR BEAUTY REDUCES ME TO TEARS.
YOUR VOICE IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.
AAAAAHHH! I HOPE YOU FELT AS HAPPY AS I DID THE MOMENT OUR TWO WORLDS COLLIDED.
THE NEXT CLUE IN THE SCIENCE LAB.
[ GRUNTS .]
OH, GUMBALL.
WAIT! SAFETY FIRST.
[ GROANS .]
Penny: "WE HAD OUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT TOGETHER IN THIS CLASS.
THIS EXPERIMENT WILL REMIND YOU OF OUR SPECIAL CHEMISTRY.
MIX THE LIQUIDS, AND YOU WILL SEE [ BUBBLING .]
THAT CHEMISTRY IS AS UNPREDICTABLE AS WE ARE.
" PROBABLY SHOULD HAD READ THE WHOLE THING FIRST.
[ ROARS .]
RAAH! AAH! [ PANTING .]
[ BOTH GRUNTING .]
"JOKE -- WE BOTH KNOW I CAN'T BE TRUSTED AROUND CHEMICALS.
PLEASE GOT TO THAT DESERT PLACE I LOVE.
" [ ROARS .]
AAH! Penny: [ PANTING .]
HEY, PENNY, DON'T WANT TO DRIVE YOU THERE? [ ROARS .]
AAH! [ CHUCKLES .]
HEY, IT TICKLES.
[ EAGLE CAWS .]
Penny: UGGGGHHHHH.
I'M SO TIRED.
[ GASPS .]
"SORRY, I ACTUALLY MEANT THE DESSERT PLACE WHERE WE SHARED OUR FIRST ICE CREAM.
I MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE IN THE SCHOOL LAB.
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CORRECTED IT ON THE BLACKBOARD INSTEAD OF COMING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE BECAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED YOU THE JOURNEY AND STUFF.
SORRY, I'M RUNNING OUT OF BONES.
SEE YA THERE.
" [ LAUGHS .]
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
GUMBALL.
IT'S ON THE HOUSE, MISS FITZGERALD.
[ SKIN CRACKLING .]
[ MUNCHING .]
DID YOU NOTICE THE MESSAGE ON THE PLATE? LOOK.
[ GROWLS .]
NO? OKAY.
I'LL READ IT FOR YOU.
"THIS IS WHERE WE SHARED OUR FIRST ICE CREAM.
I GOT YOU A SPECIAL FLAVOR TO CELEBRATE.
IT'S PEANUT -- LIKE YOU WERE WHEN I FIRST REALIZED HOW MUCH I LIKED YOU.
SURPRISE -- THE SECOND LAYER IS BLUEBERRY TO REMIND YOU OF ME.
OH, WAIT.
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO BLUEBERRY.
WHY AM I STILL WRITING THIS INSTEAD OF TELLING LARRY TO STOP PUTTING BLUEBERRY IN YOUR BOWL? OH, MY GOSH, WHAT HAVE DONE?! OH, I KNOW -- I'LL PUT ONE OF YOUR ALLERGY PILLS IN THE CHERRY ON TOP.
THAT WAY IT BALANCES OUT.
WHEW.
" [ Congested .]
DID THE PILL WORK? EH DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD.
HERE'S YOUR NEXT CLUE.
THANKS, LARRY.
[ VIOLIN PLAYING .]
Leslie: AW, DON'T BE NERVOUS, GUMBALL.
I'M NOT.
IT'S JUST I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE FOR ABOUT FIVE HOURS NOW.
AH -- FACE CRAMP.
TELL ME ABOUT IT -- I'VE PLAYED THIS TUNE 278 TIMES.
WHEN IS SHE COMING? I DON'T KNOW.
THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE PRETTY CLEAR.
"I HOPE YOU'VE HAD FUN DOING ALL THIS.
NOW COME FIND ME WHERE WE HAD OUR FIRST KISS.
YOU'VE GOT THIS FAR, SO YOU MUST REALLY CARE.
NOW THE LAST THING TO DO IS COME MEET ME THERE.
" OH, I SEE.
SO YOU -- YOU KISSED HER AFTER THE HEAD-BUTT.
[ SMACK! .]
OH, GOOD POINT.
BUT IT WASN'T A HEAD-BUTT, MORE OF A BLUNT TRAUMA.
SO, WHERE WAS YOUR FIRST KISS? [ GASPS .]
THE FOREST.
GUMBALL! THIS PLACE WAS A LOT MORE ROMANTIC WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST KISS.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THEY'RE SMALLER THAN ME.
I CAN TAKE THEM.
HUH? WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT? [ GROWLS .]
AAH! [ PANTING .]
[ BARKING .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
THAT'S RIGHT.
REMEMBER WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH NEXT TIME.
[ GROWLS .]
[ WHIMPERS .]
WAIT A MINUTE.
I CAN TAKE WHATEVER SHAPE I WANT.
PENNY POWERS! TRANSFORM CREATURE! [ ROARS .]
GUMBALL! [ HISSES .]
[ ROARS .]
[ GROWLING .]
[ SQUEAKING .]
Gumball: LEAVE HER ALONE! [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROWLING, HISSING .]
OW! I TWISTED MY ANKLE.
QUICK, SAVE US WITH YOUR POWER OF TRANSFORMATION.
I CAN'T CONTROL IT.
IT DEPENDS HOW I FEEL.
[ GROWLING .]
AAH.
AAH.
ONE LAST KISS BEFORE THEY EAT US? [ HISSES .]
OH, SORRY.
THAT'S IT.
MAKE ME ANGRY.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK YOU'LL HAVE TIME TO KICK MY BUTT BEFORE THEY DO.
[ ROARS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
COME ON! OKAY.
UH, YOUR MOM IS SO DENSE, THAT WHEN YOU SAID YOUR LAPTOP WAS BUGGY, SHE SPRAYED IT WITH INSECTICIDE.
[ GIGGLES .]
SHE IS REALLY BAD WITH COMPUTERS.
WHEN I TOLD HER A MOUSE WAS BROKEN, SHE TOOK IT TO THE VET.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOUR SISTER -- NOT MY SISTER.
YOUR SISTER'S SO SHORT, SHE HAS TO ROLL UP HER DIAPERS.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING ELSE FUNNY? YOU KNOW ALL THAT STUFF I PUT YOU THROUGH TODAY? IT WAS BECAUSE YOU ONLY USED ONE HEART EMOJI INSTEAD OF THREE.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ ROARS .]
ARE YOU INSANE?! [ GROWLS .]
[ WHIMPERING .]
UH, ARE YOU STILL ANGRY? [ SNORTS .]
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "MAYBE.
" LOOK, YOU NEED TO TAKE THINGS A LITTLE EASIER, OKAY? BY WHICH I MEAN LESS TERRIFYINGLY INTENSE.
GOTCHA, NO MORE MARRIAGE PROPOSALS AND STUFF.
AND NO BIG GESTURES.
OF COURSE.
OF COURSE.
ABORT, ABORT.
UH, TOO LATE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO -- [ FIREWORKS WHISTLE .]
DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU.
I MEAN, LET'S FOCUS ON THE FUTURE.
THERE'S NO POINT IN TURNING BACK.
[ SCOFFS .]
PBHT.
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
MUST BE A DIFFERENT PENNY.
[ CHUCKLES .]
MUST BE A DIFFERENT GUMBALL.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? AH.
[ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]