The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s04e08 Episode Script
The Uploads; The Apprentice
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ MOUSE CLICKS .]
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING .]
Darwin: DON'T DO IT! I JUST NEED ONE, MAN.
JUST ONE VIDEO.
JUST LET ME HIT ONE.
NO! YOU'LL END UP DISAPPEARING DOWN THE ELMORE 1 STREAM HOLE.
THERE'S NO KNOWING HOW MANY PRECIOUS HOURS YOU'LL LOSE WATCHING IDIOTIC ONLINE VIDEOS.
SO JUST BACK AWAY FROM THE P.
C.
DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! I'LL DO IT! I'LL CLICK! DON'T! [ SIGHS .]
JUST STAY CALM.
TAKE YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.
[ WHIMPERING .]
NOW SLOWLY WALK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.
[ WHIMPERING CONTINUES .]
NOW, TURN AROUND.
NICE AND EASY.
DON'T! YOU GOT TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! YOU GOT FAMILY, RIGHT? UH-HUH.
YOU GOT FRIENDS, YEAH? UH-HUH.
YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND, TOO.
[ WHIMPERING .]
THEN WHY WASTE YOUR LIFE ONLINE LIKE THIS?! [ Crying .]
I'VE GONE TOO FAR.
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.
IT'S TOO LATE.
IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO CHOOSE LIFE INSTEAD OF THE INTERNET.
JUST DROP THE MOUSE.
[ BREATHING RAPIDLY .]
YOU GOT TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! DROP THE MOUSE! DROP THE MOUSE! DROP IT! DROP IT NOW! DROP IT! OKAY, OKAY! [ Distorted .]
NOOOOOO! [ MOUSE CLICKS .]
WELL, I GUESS ONE'S OKAY.
"WILLIAM EXAM FAIL.
" HA! CHECK THIS OUT.
Woman: YOU CAN TURN OVER YOUR TEST PAPER NOW.
OH, SORRY, WILLIAM.
HERE.
[ EXPLOSION .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
Darwin: OKAY, JUST ONE MORE.
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
DAH, HELLO! TODAY I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET RID OF THOSE PESKY BLEMISHES.
DAH! FIRST, YOU NEED A LITTLE FOUNDATION.
[ BOTTLE SQUIRTING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
AAAAAH! GOOD.
NOW DETRACT FROM THE BLEMISHES, ACCENT YOUR EYES.
[ SCREAMS .]
NOW, AS A DISTRACTION FROM YOUR BIG EYEBROWS, BIG EYES! [ LAUGHS .]
FINISHING TOUCH -- LIPSTICK! [ HUMMING .]
SO, THERE IT IS, GUYS.
MAKEUP CAN FIX EVERYTHING.
BUT REMEMBER THAT REAL BEAUTY LIES WITHIN.
AAAAAH! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
[ LAUGHS .]
I WAS NOMINATED BY MY FRIEND GUMBALL FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE TO BE ON -- Man: COMMUNICATION ERROR.
[ ALARM BLARING .]
YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH GUMBALL.
[ CHUCKLES .]
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S BETTER TO JUST GIVE TO THE CAUSE WITHOUT DOING THE CHALLENGE, BUT -- LOGIC ERROR.
WHY ARE YOU DOING IT, THEN? [ ALARM BLARING .]
WHAT'S THE HARM IN HAVING A LITTLE FUN WHILE HELPING OTHERS? ANYWAY, THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I'M DOING MY BIT FOR THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN ME WILL KEEP ME WARM.
NEGATIVE -- ALTRUISTIC AID OF OTHERS WILL PROVIDE ZERO INSULATION.
OKAY, YOU KNOW, BOBERT, SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE A LITTLE TOO LITERAL, YOU KNOW? JUST POUR THE ICE BUCKET, PLEASE.
I NOMINATE TOBIAS, DARWIN, AND -- TOBIAS, DARWIN, AND -- DARWIN, AND -- DARWIN, AND -- DARWIN, AND -- DARWIN, AND -- [ Distorted .]
DARWIN, AND -- Gumball: OH, HEY! WHAT ABOUT "GAME REVIEW!"? Man: EVERY JOURNEY IS A CIRCLE TURNING IN SQUARES.
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
BUT YOU CAN'T SQUARE THE CIRCLE.
YOU CAN ONLY RUN.
RUN BACK TO YOU, BACK TO ME, BACK TO US.
OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING.
INSIDE OF NOTHING.
INFINITERNITY BY -- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! YOU CAN SKIP NOW! MAN! OKAY, HI.
THIS WEEK, I'M REVIEWING THIS GAME I FOUND WAS PART OF MY COMPUTER.
IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS MINESWEEPER OR SOLITAIRE, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
OKAY, SO, I'M JUST LOADING UP THE GAME NOW.
[ SLURPS .]
OKAY, IT'S CALLED CAL-CU-LA-TOR.
UM, YOU TAKE A CHARACTER AND YOU PICK UP A PAIR OF BINOCULARS AND YOU SPOT THE TREASURE MARKED BY THE "X," OBVIOUSLY.
[ CHUCKLES .]
BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU GET THE TREASURE, THERE'S THIS SNAKE THING.
BUT IT'S OKAY 'CAUSE YOU CAN PICK UP THE AX OR THE BOW OR THE ARROW AND KILL IT THEN SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
HEY, I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE! [ SLURPS .]
ONE CRITICISM I HAVE IS THAT THERE'S NO FEMALE CHARACTERS, BUT THERE'S NO MALE CHARACTERS, EITHER, SO IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.
UM, THERE'S A COUPLE OF LITTLE GLITCHES WITH CERTAIN COMMANDS, LIKE IF I TRY TO USE THE ARROW WITH THE BALLOON, SEE WHAT HAPPENS? [ EXPLOSION .]
SO, YEAH, PRETTY GOOD GAME.
8/10.
WOULD PLAY AGAIN.
Gumball: AH! AH! "GORILLA vs.
KILLER WHALE"! [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
TROLLED.
HEY, THIS IS TOBIAS WILSON, AND THIS PRANK IS CALLED THE RISE AND SHINE.
[ IMITATES ELECTRIC GUITAR .]
YEAH! OKAY, IT'S 5:00 A.
M.
, AND MY DAD IS ABOUT TO GET UP FOR WORK.
BUT I PUT A SKATEBOARD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.
Shh! LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
WHA? OHH! Woman: WHAT THE? AAH! HONEY! WE'RE BEING ROBBED! [ ALARM BLARING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
POLICE, WE HAVE AN INTRUDER.
YES.
OW! HE'S PROBABLY ARMED AND DANGEROUS, AND HE'S WEARING A RAP-MUSIC HAT.
IT'S ME.
THIS IS A PRANK.
YOU JUST GOT TOBIAS'D! [ LAUGHS .]
[ ALARM STOPS .]
OF COURSE! WELL, THAT MAKES THIS TERRIBLE ORDEAL FUNNY ALL OF A SUDDEN.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
I THOUGHT MY FAMILY WAS IN MORTAL DANGER, BUT IT WASN'T.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU'RE GROUNDED.
[ SIGHS .]
THIS IS EXTREME PRANKING WITH TOBIAS -- AAH! [ SIREN WAILING .]
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
Gumball: WHAT? "THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL" MOVIE TRAILER? Darwin: CLICK IT.
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
[ SITAR STRUMS .]
WELCOME TO "A LITTLE MOMENT OF CALM" WITH ME -- MR.
SMALL.
OH, I REALLY SHOULD HAVE CALLED THIS "SMALL MOMENT OF CALM.
" ANYWAY, UN-CLENCH YOUR CHAKRAS, AND I'LL DEMONSTRATE USING MY NEW CD, NOW AVAILABLE IN GAS STATIONS AND SUPERMARKETS.
[ Coughing .]
IN THE BARGAIN BIN.
OPEN YOUR CHEST AND RELAX.
BREATHE IN.
BREATHE OUT.
BREATHE IN.
BREATHE OUT.
B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
[ EXHALING .]
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
[ EXHALING CONTINUES .]
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
[ WHIMPERING .]
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
E-ENJOY YOUR NEW BODY.
AFTER ALL, YOGA IS A FORM OF REBIRTH.
NAMASTE.
[ GASPS .]
I'LL NEED TO BLEACH MY EYEBALLS AFTER THAT.
I THINK WE NEED SOME CUTENESS NOW.
[ GROANS .]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
OH, COME ON! [ GASPS .]
OOH! "EPIC FAIL.
" AAH! [ LAUGHS .]
DID YOU SEE THAT? [ LAUGHS .]
THAT'S THE FIRST ONE OF THOSE I'VE SEEN THAT WAS ACTUALLY EPIC.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT'S JOE DONE NOW? [ UP-TEMPO SWING MUSIC PLAYS .]
I SAY BA-NAH-NA AND I SAY BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA [ SCAT SINGING .]
I SAY BA-NAH-NA AND I SAY BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA BA-NA-NA [ SCAT SINGING .]
YEAH Gumball: DUDE, WE'RE GETTING TOO DEEP.
Darwin: THEN STOP CLICKING.
I CAN'T.
[ BREATHING DEEPLY .]
HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.
NAH, JUST WAIT FOR IT.
HE'S GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
DUDE, THIS IS CREEPY.
Shh! JUST WAIT FOR IT.
[ BREATHING STOPS .]
OH.
I GUESS IT WAS NOTH-- [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ BANGING .]
STOP BANGING YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD! YOU MIGHT CLICK ANOTHER! [ SIGHS .]
TOO LATE.
[ IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR .]
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I PUT A SKATEBOARD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.
I PUT A SKATEBOARD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.
[ VOICE SKIPPING .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED MUMBLING .]
OHH! WE'RE GETTING SUCKED INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT OF ELMORE STREAM.
YOU NEED TO STOP.
I CAN'T.
I CAN'T.
I HAVE TO WATCH IT.
I HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL.
[ RATTLING .]
[ SINGING SUSTAINED NOTE .]
WOODY, FETCH.
[ DOG BARKING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ BUGLE CALL PLAYS .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ KAZOO AND CELLO PLAY .]
REVENGE! [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ FARTS .]
"TEN HOURS OF SAXOPHONE CHI-HOO-HAH"? OH, THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT.
IT'S NOT LOADING.
I THINK WE'RE DONE.
SEE? WE WEREN'T HERE THAT LONG.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
GOOD LUCK WITH THE PRESENTATION, DAD.
UGH, STUPID TIE.
WHERE'S IT SUPPOSED TO GO? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A NECK.
UGH.
AH, THAT'S BETTER.
COME ON, FITZGERALD.
GO GET THAT CONTRACT.
I CAN'T DO IT.
I'M A LOSER, A PATHETIC GOOBER.
I'M A USELESS [BABBLES.]
[ SMACK! .]
NO.
YOU'RE THE MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SHH.
THERE, THERE, NOW, MR.
FITZGERALD.
OR SHOULD I SAY DAD? NO, YOU SHOULDN'T.
NOW, I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK OF ME AS GOOD SON-IN-LAW MATERIAL, AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE -- TO PROVE THAT I'M WORTHY OF YOUR DAUGHTER.
COME ON, CHALLENGE ME.
CHALLENGE ME, PATRICK! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS TODAY.
I'VE GOT A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING IN 10 MINUTES, SO I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
UNDERSTAND WHAT? OH! [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
AAH! [ GRUNTS .]
[ PANTING .]
AAH! AH-AH -- WHA -- HUH -- HEH.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
ARE YOU TESTING MY PERSEVERANCE? AAH! ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS .]
[ KEYS CLATTER .]
AAH! WHAT THE -- HOW? YOU LOCK CARS TO STOP PEOPLE FROM GETTING IN, NOT GETTING OUT.
OH, YEAH.
AND IT'S A CRIMINAL OFFENSE TO LEAVE A CHILD UNACCOMPANIED IN A VEHICLE.
HA.
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY LOW DOWN ON THE COPS' LIST OF PRIORITIES.
WERE YOU ABOUT TO LEAVE A MINOR UNACCOMPANIED IN A VEHICLE? UGH.
NO.
HE'S JUST GOING HOME.
UNACCOMPANIED? [ SIGHS .]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS .]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?! THE CHANCE TO PROVE THAT I'M THE RIGHT MAN FOR YOU DAUGHTER, AND IF YOU WON'T TEST ME, THEN I'LL TEST MYSELF.
LIKE, UM, MY LOVE FOR PENNY IS AS STRONG AS MY ARMS.
[ STRAINING .]
HMPH.
YEAH! [ JOINTS CRACK .]
SEE? I WIN! WAIT, THAT MEANS I LOST, TOO.
WAIT, PATRICK, HOLD ON.
HI.
I HAVE A 10:00 WITH THE C.
E.
O.
OKAY.
AND, UH, WHO IS THIS? OH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PROVING MY FLEXIBILITY.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU'RE NOT FLEXIBLE IN A RELATIONSHIP? IT BREAKS.
SIR? AH! YES.
HE'S MY UHAPPRENTICE.
HE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE QUIETLY AND NEVER DOES ANYTHING EMBARRASSING.
OKAY, WELL, HE NEEDS TO SIGN IN, TOO.
AND SO THE APPRENTICESHIP BEGINS, LEARNING FROM THE MAN HIMSELF.
I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
WAIT -- THIS IS THE PERFECT CHANCE TO PROTECT YOU IN A VULNERABLE SITUATION.
COMMENCING OPERATION PEANUT BUTTER.
SIR, IT MAY NOT BE SAFE.
I'LL GO IN FIRST.
[ CRASH! .]
CLEAR! [ CRASH! .]
CLEAR.
[ CRASH! .]
[ MAN SCREAMS .]
ALL CLEAR.
YOU ARE GOOD TO GO, SIR.
OPERATION PEANUT BUTTER IS A SUCCESS.
I REPEAT -- OPERATION -- COULD YOU PLEASE JUST STOP SAYING THAT? SIR, YES, SIR.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO KEEP THE DOOR OPEN TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY? NO! ACTUALLY, MAYBE YOU COULD JUST RUN SOME WATER.
IT'S MY GENES, ISN'T IT? WHAT NOW? YOU'RE WORRIED THAT MY DNA ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WELL, YOU SEE, PATRICK, DNA IS THE MOLECULE THAT CONTAINS THE GENETIC CODE OF LIFE.
IT PROGRAMS EVERYTHING IN YOUR BODY, WHETHER YOU'RE TALL, SMALL, OR CRAWL.
WHETHER YOU'RE A BAT, A RAT, OR A CAT, DNA IS INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS.
OKAY, I ADMIT, I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR FATHER'S GENES.
I HEARD HE ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL LAST WEEK 'CAUSE HE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT LIGHTNING TASTED LIKE.
BUT YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR DNA.
CAN'T YOU? WHOA! [ HISSES .]
AAH! AAAH! [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
[ SCREECHING .]
I'LL, UH TAKE THE NEXT ONE? NO, I WAS GONNA SAY I'M GONNA WEAR MY EYES THE OTHER WAY AROUND AND BLEACH MY BRAIN.
OKAY.
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING .]
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
MORNING.
GOOD MORNING, SIR.
SO, UHTO BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING.
[ CHUCKLES .]
I HAVE AN EXCITING DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOUR COMPANY.
OOH.
AHH.
[ LAUGHS .]
HE'S ACTING LIKE HE'S ON TELEVISION, BUT HE'S ACTUALLY IN AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING.
[ LAUGHS .]
UM, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CUT TO THE CHASE.
I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU THE -- DYOO! VROOM.
[ LAUGHS .]
HE'S TRYING TO HELP, BUT HE'S MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
[ LAUGHS .]
I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU THE NEW -- [ FIRE EXTINGUISHER HISSES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
THE NEW ELMORE HOSPITAL.
HOSPITAL, HOSPITAL, HOSPITAL.
[ LAUGHS .]
SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME, SIR.
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES .]
YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE GOOBER.
DO YOU PLAY GOLF, MR.
FITZGERALD? UH YES! [ LAUGHS .]
IT'S LIKE THE BRIEFCASE ITSELF IS TALKING.
PLEASE BRING YOUR LITTLE APPRENTICE TO THE GREEN THIS AFTERNOON -- HE AMUSES ME.
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED LIKE THIS SINCE MY LAST BAILOUT.
AND IF WE WIN, WE GET THE CONTRACT? [ LAUGHS .]
SURE, WHY NOT? A MILLION-DOLLAR BUSINESS DECISION BASED ON A GAME OF GOLF.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BUTTON CLICKING .]
HOW ARE WE GONNA WIN THIS? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOLF.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
KID, YOU'RE DRIVING A GOLF CART THROUGH THE SUPERMARKET.
OH, I NEVER PRETENDED I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOLF.
I'M HERE TO HELP YOU CHEAT -- CHEAT MORE THAN A PROFESSIONAL CYCLIST OR A BASEBALL PLAYER OR FOOTBALL PLAYER OR A -- YEAH, OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT.
JUST PLEASE DON'T MESS THIS UP.
SO IT IS A TRIAL.
YES.
IF WE WIN THIS GAME AND KEEP THE CLIENT HAPPY AND GET THE CONTRACT, THEN MAYBE I'LL BEGIN TO TRUST YOU.
CAN I PUSH YOU TO A PROBABLY? IT'S BECOMING A POSSIBLY.
THEN I'LL TAKE THE MAYBE.
[ CRASH .]
Gumball: THIS IS NOW A DECISIVE SHOT FOR PATRICK FITZGERALD.
YOU CAN FEEL THE TENSION IN THE AIR.
A LOT IS RIDING ON THIS SHOT.
AND HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO MESS IT UP.
[ In Scottish accent .]
ABSOLUTELY, GREG! OH, MY GOSH, THAT WENT EVERYWHERE.
[ LAUGHS .]
HE SWITCHED COMMENTATORS' VOICES AT THE WORST MOMENT, CAUSING YOU TO COMPLETELY RUIN YOUR SWING.
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ GROWLS .]
DON'T WORRY.
I GOT THIS.
HAI! [ EGG CRACKS .]
[ DUCKS QUACKING .]
AAH! HE MISTOOK AN EGG FOR A BALL AND IS NOW FACING THE ANGER OF THOSE TWO IRATE BIRDS.
[ LAUGHS .]
OH, GO ON, FITZGERALD.
I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN, I'LL LET YOU HAVE A SECOND SHOT.
THANK YOU, SIR.
WATCH OUT! DON'T GO TO YOUR LEFT.
WHAT? THE BALL'S ON THE LEFT? NO! DON'T GO TO THE LEFT! I AMON THE LEFT! GO TO YOUR LEFT! [ LAUGHS .]
HE'S GONNA GET HIT BY THE BALL AS A CONSEQUENCE OF THIS MISUNDERSTANDING.
[ CONK! .]
AND IT MADE COCONUT SOUND! GUMBALL.
KID.
KID, ARE YOU OKAY? UHCAN YOU HEAR ALL THAT CHEESE? WHAT? PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
THE BALL BOUNCED OFF YOUR HEAD AND LANDED STRAIGHT IN THE HOLE.
WE'RE TWO POINTS UP.
THERE'S A CHANCE WE COULD WIN THIS THING.
ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? UHHOLD ON.
YEAH, I THINK I'M BETTER.
SO I CAN COUNT ON YOU? ABSOLUTELY.
[ WHISTLE! .]
[ BLOWS .]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED RINGING .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
[ PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Patrick: GUMBALL, ARE YOU WITH ME? YES.
YES, OF COURSE.
ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE MY SAUSAGE MELTED WHEN GRAND VIZIER CRACKED THAT ARTICHOKE.
UH-HUH.
DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT? UH-HUH.
WE'RE ONE POINT AWAY FROM WINNING.
MAKE SURE THIS BALL GOES IN THE HOLE.
OH.
WELL, THAT'S CONVENIENT.
[ VACUUM WHIRS .]
[ SCREECHES .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
MR.
FITZGERALD MUST LOSE.
WHAT? THE CONTRACT WILL NOT BE USED FOR A HOSPITAL.
IT WILL BE USED TO BUILD A NEW HIGHWAY GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH ELMORE.
IT WILL BE OUR DOOM.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF, MAGIC FROG? THE CLUE'S IN MY NAME.
FROG? OH, YEAH, MAGIC.
BUT IF WE LOSE THE CONTRACT -- SHH.
MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
THIS IS YOUR TRIAL.
[ POP! .]
[ GASPS .]
MR.
FITZGERALD, STOP, STOP! HE'S NOT GONNA USE YOUR FIRM TO BUILD A NEW HOSPITAL.
HE'S GONNA USE YOU TO BUILD A FREEWAY RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF ELMORE.
WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW? The Magic Frog told me.
ENOUGH.
IF YOU MESS THIS UP, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
BUT [ SIGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ WHIRRING CONTINUES .]
HEY, HEY! [ GRINDING .]
[ WHISTLE! .]
[ GROWLS .]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! C.
E.
O.
: NOOOOOO! MY NONSENSICAL PLAN TO PRETEND TO LOSE THIS GAME OF GOLF TO TRICK YOU INTO SIGNING WITH ME WITHOUT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU HAD SIGNED HAS BEEN FOILED BY THE BEAUTIFUL SACRIFICE OF A CHILD.
YOU MAY WIN NOW, BUT I WILL HAVE MY R-- [ SCREAMS .]
[ HISSES .]
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ POOF! .]
YOU LOST THAT GAME DELIBERATELY, KNOWING YOU'D LOSE MY TRUST FOREVER.
AND ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF ELMORE? THERE COULDN'T BE A MORE WORTHY PERSON TO BECOME MY SON-IN-LAW.
COME HERE.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ FIREWORKS WHISTLE .]
[ SIREN WAILS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
HE GOT KNOCKED OUT BY THE BALL, AND WHILE UNCONSCIOUS, HE TRIPPED A WHOLE HAPPY ENDING THAT BARELY MADE ANY SENSE.
BUT NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED, AND YOU LOST BOTH THE GAME AND THE HOSPITAL CONTRACT, AND IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ MOUSE CLICKS .]
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING .]
Darwin: DON'T DO IT! I JUST NEED ONE, MAN.
JUST ONE VIDEO.
JUST LET ME HIT ONE.
NO! YOU'LL END UP DISAPPEARING DOWN THE ELMORE 1 STREAM HOLE.
THERE'S NO KNOWING HOW MANY PRECIOUS HOURS YOU'LL LOSE WATCHING IDIOTIC ONLINE VIDEOS.
SO JUST BACK AWAY FROM THE P.
C.
DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! I'LL DO IT! I'LL CLICK! DON'T! [ SIGHS .]
JUST STAY CALM.
TAKE YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.
[ WHIMPERING .]
NOW SLOWLY WALK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.
[ WHIMPERING CONTINUES .]
NOW, TURN AROUND.
NICE AND EASY.
DON'T! YOU GOT TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! YOU GOT FAMILY, RIGHT? UH-HUH.
YOU GOT FRIENDS, YEAH? UH-HUH.
YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND, TOO.
[ WHIMPERING .]
THEN WHY WASTE YOUR LIFE ONLINE LIKE THIS?! [ Crying .]
I'VE GONE TOO FAR.
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.
IT'S TOO LATE.
IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO CHOOSE LIFE INSTEAD OF THE INTERNET.
JUST DROP THE MOUSE.
[ BREATHING RAPIDLY .]
YOU GOT TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! DROP THE MOUSE! DROP THE MOUSE! DROP IT! DROP IT NOW! DROP IT! OKAY, OKAY! [ Distorted .]
NOOOOOO! [ MOUSE CLICKS .]
WELL, I GUESS ONE'S OKAY.
"WILLIAM EXAM FAIL.
" HA! CHECK THIS OUT.
Woman: YOU CAN TURN OVER YOUR TEST PAPER NOW.
OH, SORRY, WILLIAM.
HERE.
[ EXPLOSION .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
Darwin: OKAY, JUST ONE MORE.
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
DAH, HELLO! TODAY I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET RID OF THOSE PESKY BLEMISHES.
DAH! FIRST, YOU NEED A LITTLE FOUNDATION.
[ BOTTLE SQUIRTING .]
[ GRUNTING .]
AAAAAH! GOOD.
NOW DETRACT FROM THE BLEMISHES, ACCENT YOUR EYES.
[ SCREAMS .]
NOW, AS A DISTRACTION FROM YOUR BIG EYEBROWS, BIG EYES! [ LAUGHS .]
FINISHING TOUCH -- LIPSTICK! [ HUMMING .]
SO, THERE IT IS, GUYS.
MAKEUP CAN FIX EVERYTHING.
BUT REMEMBER THAT REAL BEAUTY LIES WITHIN.
AAAAAH! [ BOTH LAUGH .]
[ LAUGHS .]
I WAS NOMINATED BY MY FRIEND GUMBALL FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE TO BE ON -- Man: COMMUNICATION ERROR.
[ ALARM BLARING .]
YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH GUMBALL.
[ CHUCKLES .]
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S BETTER TO JUST GIVE TO THE CAUSE WITHOUT DOING THE CHALLENGE, BUT -- LOGIC ERROR.
WHY ARE YOU DOING IT, THEN? [ ALARM BLARING .]
WHAT'S THE HARM IN HAVING A LITTLE FUN WHILE HELPING OTHERS? ANYWAY, THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I'M DOING MY BIT FOR THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN ME WILL KEEP ME WARM.
NEGATIVE -- ALTRUISTIC AID OF OTHERS WILL PROVIDE ZERO INSULATION.
OKAY, YOU KNOW, BOBERT, SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE A LITTLE TOO LITERAL, YOU KNOW? JUST POUR THE ICE BUCKET, PLEASE.
I NOMINATE TOBIAS, DARWIN, AND -- TOBIAS, DARWIN, AND -- DARWIN, AND -- DARWIN, AND -- DARWIN, AND -- DARWIN, AND -- [ Distorted .]
DARWIN, AND -- Gumball: OH, HEY! WHAT ABOUT "GAME REVIEW!"? Man: EVERY JOURNEY IS A CIRCLE TURNING IN SQUARES.
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
BUT YOU CAN'T SQUARE THE CIRCLE.
YOU CAN ONLY RUN.
RUN BACK TO YOU, BACK TO ME, BACK TO US.
OUTSIDE OF EVERYTHING.
INSIDE OF NOTHING.
INFINITERNITY BY -- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! YOU CAN SKIP NOW! MAN! OKAY, HI.
THIS WEEK, I'M REVIEWING THIS GAME I FOUND WAS PART OF MY COMPUTER.
IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS MINESWEEPER OR SOLITAIRE, BUT IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
OKAY, SO, I'M JUST LOADING UP THE GAME NOW.
[ SLURPS .]
OKAY, IT'S CALLED CAL-CU-LA-TOR.
UM, YOU TAKE A CHARACTER AND YOU PICK UP A PAIR OF BINOCULARS AND YOU SPOT THE TREASURE MARKED BY THE "X," OBVIOUSLY.
[ CHUCKLES .]
BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU GET THE TREASURE, THERE'S THIS SNAKE THING.
BUT IT'S OKAY 'CAUSE YOU CAN PICK UP THE AX OR THE BOW OR THE ARROW AND KILL IT THEN SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
HEY, I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE! [ SLURPS .]
ONE CRITICISM I HAVE IS THAT THERE'S NO FEMALE CHARACTERS, BUT THERE'S NO MALE CHARACTERS, EITHER, SO IT'S OKAY, I GUESS.
UM, THERE'S A COUPLE OF LITTLE GLITCHES WITH CERTAIN COMMANDS, LIKE IF I TRY TO USE THE ARROW WITH THE BALLOON, SEE WHAT HAPPENS? [ EXPLOSION .]
SO, YEAH, PRETTY GOOD GAME.
8/10.
WOULD PLAY AGAIN.
Gumball: AH! AH! "GORILLA vs.
KILLER WHALE"! [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
TROLLED.
HEY, THIS IS TOBIAS WILSON, AND THIS PRANK IS CALLED THE RISE AND SHINE.
[ IMITATES ELECTRIC GUITAR .]
YEAH! OKAY, IT'S 5:00 A.
M.
, AND MY DAD IS ABOUT TO GET UP FOR WORK.
BUT I PUT A SKATEBOARD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.
Shh! LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
WHA? OHH! Woman: WHAT THE? AAH! HONEY! WE'RE BEING ROBBED! [ ALARM BLARING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
POLICE, WE HAVE AN INTRUDER.
YES.
OW! HE'S PROBABLY ARMED AND DANGEROUS, AND HE'S WEARING A RAP-MUSIC HAT.
IT'S ME.
THIS IS A PRANK.
YOU JUST GOT TOBIAS'D! [ LAUGHS .]
[ ALARM STOPS .]
OF COURSE! WELL, THAT MAKES THIS TERRIBLE ORDEAL FUNNY ALL OF A SUDDEN.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
I THOUGHT MY FAMILY WAS IN MORTAL DANGER, BUT IT WASN'T.
[ LAUGHTER .]
YOU'RE GROUNDED.
[ SIGHS .]
THIS IS EXTREME PRANKING WITH TOBIAS -- AAH! [ SIREN WAILING .]
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
Gumball: WHAT? "THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL" MOVIE TRAILER? Darwin: CLICK IT.
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GROANS .]
[ MOUSE CLICKING .]
[ SITAR STRUMS .]
WELCOME TO "A LITTLE MOMENT OF CALM" WITH ME -- MR.
SMALL.
OH, I REALLY SHOULD HAVE CALLED THIS "SMALL MOMENT OF CALM.
" ANYWAY, UN-CLENCH YOUR CHAKRAS, AND I'LL DEMONSTRATE USING MY NEW CD, NOW AVAILABLE IN GAS STATIONS AND SUPERMARKETS.
[ Coughing .]
IN THE BARGAIN BIN.
OPEN YOUR CHEST AND RELAX.
BREATHE IN.
BREATHE OUT.
BREATHE IN.
BREATHE OUT.
B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
[ EXHALING .]
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
[ EXHALING CONTINUES .]
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
[ WHIMPERING .]
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
B-B-BREATHE OUT.
E-ENJOY YOUR NEW BODY.
AFTER ALL, YOGA IS A FORM OF REBIRTH.
NAMASTE.
[ GASPS .]
I'LL NEED TO BLEACH MY EYEBALLS AFTER THAT.
I THINK WE NEED SOME CUTENESS NOW.
[ GROANS .]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
OH, COME ON! [ GASPS .]
OOH! "EPIC FAIL.
" AAH! [ LAUGHS .]
DID YOU SEE THAT? [ LAUGHS .]
THAT'S THE FIRST ONE OF THOSE I'VE SEEN THAT WAS ACTUALLY EPIC.
Darwin: [ SIGHS .]
WHAT'S JOE DONE NOW? [ UP-TEMPO SWING MUSIC PLAYS .]
I SAY BA-NAH-NA AND I SAY BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA [ SCAT SINGING .]
I SAY BA-NAH-NA AND I SAY BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA BA-NA-NA BA-NAH-NA BA-NA-NA [ SCAT SINGING .]
YEAH Gumball: DUDE, WE'RE GETTING TOO DEEP.
Darwin: THEN STOP CLICKING.
I CAN'T.
[ BREATHING DEEPLY .]
HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.
NAH, JUST WAIT FOR IT.
HE'S GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
DUDE, THIS IS CREEPY.
Shh! JUST WAIT FOR IT.
[ BREATHING STOPS .]
OH.
I GUESS IT WAS NOTH-- [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ BANGING .]
STOP BANGING YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD! YOU MIGHT CLICK ANOTHER! [ SIGHS .]
TOO LATE.
[ IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR .]
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I PUT A SKATEBOARD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.
I PUT A SKATEBOARD AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS.
[ VOICE SKIPPING .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED MUMBLING .]
OHH! WE'RE GETTING SUCKED INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT OF ELMORE STREAM.
YOU NEED TO STOP.
I CAN'T.
I CAN'T.
I HAVE TO WATCH IT.
I HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL.
[ RATTLING .]
[ SINGING SUSTAINED NOTE .]
WOODY, FETCH.
[ DOG BARKING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ BUGLE CALL PLAYS .]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING .]
[ KAZOO AND CELLO PLAY .]
REVENGE! [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ FARTS .]
"TEN HOURS OF SAXOPHONE CHI-HOO-HAH"? OH, THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT.
IT'S NOT LOADING.
I THINK WE'RE DONE.
SEE? WE WEREN'T HERE THAT LONG.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS .]
GOOD LUCK WITH THE PRESENTATION, DAD.
UGH, STUPID TIE.
WHERE'S IT SUPPOSED TO GO? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A NECK.
UGH.
AH, THAT'S BETTER.
COME ON, FITZGERALD.
GO GET THAT CONTRACT.
I CAN'T DO IT.
I'M A LOSER, A PATHETIC GOOBER.
I'M A USELESS [BABBLES.]
[ SMACK! .]
NO.
YOU'RE THE MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SHH.
THERE, THERE, NOW, MR.
FITZGERALD.
OR SHOULD I SAY DAD? NO, YOU SHOULDN'T.
NOW, I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK OF ME AS GOOD SON-IN-LAW MATERIAL, AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE -- TO PROVE THAT I'M WORTHY OF YOUR DAUGHTER.
COME ON, CHALLENGE ME.
CHALLENGE ME, PATRICK! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS TODAY.
I'VE GOT A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING IN 10 MINUTES, SO I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
UNDERSTAND WHAT? OH! [ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
AAH! [ GRUNTS .]
[ PANTING .]
AAH! AH-AH -- WHA -- HUH -- HEH.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY .]
ARE YOU TESTING MY PERSEVERANCE? AAH! ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS .]
[ KEYS CLATTER .]
AAH! WHAT THE -- HOW? YOU LOCK CARS TO STOP PEOPLE FROM GETTING IN, NOT GETTING OUT.
OH, YEAH.
AND IT'S A CRIMINAL OFFENSE TO LEAVE A CHILD UNACCOMPANIED IN A VEHICLE.
HA.
I THINK THAT'S PRETTY LOW DOWN ON THE COPS' LIST OF PRIORITIES.
WERE YOU ABOUT TO LEAVE A MINOR UNACCOMPANIED IN A VEHICLE? UGH.
NO.
HE'S JUST GOING HOME.
UNACCOMPANIED? [ SIGHS .]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS .]
WHAT DO YOU WANT?! THE CHANCE TO PROVE THAT I'M THE RIGHT MAN FOR YOU DAUGHTER, AND IF YOU WON'T TEST ME, THEN I'LL TEST MYSELF.
LIKE, UM, MY LOVE FOR PENNY IS AS STRONG AS MY ARMS.
[ STRAINING .]
HMPH.
YEAH! [ JOINTS CRACK .]
SEE? I WIN! WAIT, THAT MEANS I LOST, TOO.
WAIT, PATRICK, HOLD ON.
HI.
I HAVE A 10:00 WITH THE C.
E.
O.
OKAY.
AND, UH, WHO IS THIS? OH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PROVING MY FLEXIBILITY.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU'RE NOT FLEXIBLE IN A RELATIONSHIP? IT BREAKS.
SIR? AH! YES.
HE'S MY UHAPPRENTICE.
HE FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE QUIETLY AND NEVER DOES ANYTHING EMBARRASSING.
OKAY, WELL, HE NEEDS TO SIGN IN, TOO.
AND SO THE APPRENTICESHIP BEGINS, LEARNING FROM THE MAN HIMSELF.
I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
WAIT -- THIS IS THE PERFECT CHANCE TO PROTECT YOU IN A VULNERABLE SITUATION.
COMMENCING OPERATION PEANUT BUTTER.
SIR, IT MAY NOT BE SAFE.
I'LL GO IN FIRST.
[ CRASH! .]
CLEAR! [ CRASH! .]
CLEAR.
[ CRASH! .]
[ MAN SCREAMS .]
ALL CLEAR.
YOU ARE GOOD TO GO, SIR.
OPERATION PEANUT BUTTER IS A SUCCESS.
I REPEAT -- OPERATION -- COULD YOU PLEASE JUST STOP SAYING THAT? SIR, YES, SIR.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO KEEP THE DOOR OPEN TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY? NO! ACTUALLY, MAYBE YOU COULD JUST RUN SOME WATER.
IT'S MY GENES, ISN'T IT? WHAT NOW? YOU'RE WORRIED THAT MY DNA ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WELL, YOU SEE, PATRICK, DNA IS THE MOLECULE THAT CONTAINS THE GENETIC CODE OF LIFE.
IT PROGRAMS EVERYTHING IN YOUR BODY, WHETHER YOU'RE TALL, SMALL, OR CRAWL.
WHETHER YOU'RE A BAT, A RAT, OR A CAT, DNA IS INHERITED FROM YOUR PARENTS.
OKAY, I ADMIT, I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR FATHER'S GENES.
I HEARD HE ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL LAST WEEK 'CAUSE HE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT LIGHTNING TASTED LIKE.
BUT YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR DNA.
CAN'T YOU? WHOA! [ HISSES .]
AAH! AAAH! [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
[ SCREECHING .]
I'LL, UH TAKE THE NEXT ONE? NO, I WAS GONNA SAY I'M GONNA WEAR MY EYES THE OTHER WAY AROUND AND BLEACH MY BRAIN.
OKAY.
[ MUFFLED SCREAMING .]
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS .]
MORNING.
GOOD MORNING, SIR.
SO, UHTO BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING.
[ CHUCKLES .]
I HAVE AN EXCITING DEVELOPMENT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOUR COMPANY.
OOH.
AHH.
[ LAUGHS .]
HE'S ACTING LIKE HE'S ON TELEVISION, BUT HE'S ACTUALLY IN AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING.
[ LAUGHS .]
UM, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CUT TO THE CHASE.
I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU THE -- DYOO! VROOM.
[ LAUGHS .]
HE'S TRYING TO HELP, BUT HE'S MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
[ LAUGHS .]
I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU THE NEW -- [ FIRE EXTINGUISHER HISSES .]
[ LAUGHS .]
THE NEW ELMORE HOSPITAL.
HOSPITAL, HOSPITAL, HOSPITAL.
[ LAUGHS .]
SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME, SIR.
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES .]
YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE GOOBER.
DO YOU PLAY GOLF, MR.
FITZGERALD? UH YES! [ LAUGHS .]
IT'S LIKE THE BRIEFCASE ITSELF IS TALKING.
PLEASE BRING YOUR LITTLE APPRENTICE TO THE GREEN THIS AFTERNOON -- HE AMUSES ME.
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED LIKE THIS SINCE MY LAST BAILOUT.
AND IF WE WIN, WE GET THE CONTRACT? [ LAUGHS .]
SURE, WHY NOT? A MILLION-DOLLAR BUSINESS DECISION BASED ON A GAME OF GOLF.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ BUTTON CLICKING .]
HOW ARE WE GONNA WIN THIS? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOLF.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
KID, YOU'RE DRIVING A GOLF CART THROUGH THE SUPERMARKET.
OH, I NEVER PRETENDED I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GOLF.
I'M HERE TO HELP YOU CHEAT -- CHEAT MORE THAN A PROFESSIONAL CYCLIST OR A BASEBALL PLAYER OR FOOTBALL PLAYER OR A -- YEAH, OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT.
JUST PLEASE DON'T MESS THIS UP.
SO IT IS A TRIAL.
YES.
IF WE WIN THIS GAME AND KEEP THE CLIENT HAPPY AND GET THE CONTRACT, THEN MAYBE I'LL BEGIN TO TRUST YOU.
CAN I PUSH YOU TO A PROBABLY? IT'S BECOMING A POSSIBLY.
THEN I'LL TAKE THE MAYBE.
[ CRASH .]
Gumball: THIS IS NOW A DECISIVE SHOT FOR PATRICK FITZGERALD.
YOU CAN FEEL THE TENSION IN THE AIR.
A LOT IS RIDING ON THIS SHOT.
AND HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO MESS IT UP.
[ In Scottish accent .]
ABSOLUTELY, GREG! OH, MY GOSH, THAT WENT EVERYWHERE.
[ LAUGHS .]
HE SWITCHED COMMENTATORS' VOICES AT THE WORST MOMENT, CAUSING YOU TO COMPLETELY RUIN YOUR SWING.
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ GROWLS .]
DON'T WORRY.
I GOT THIS.
HAI! [ EGG CRACKS .]
[ DUCKS QUACKING .]
AAH! HE MISTOOK AN EGG FOR A BALL AND IS NOW FACING THE ANGER OF THOSE TWO IRATE BIRDS.
[ LAUGHS .]
OH, GO ON, FITZGERALD.
I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN, I'LL LET YOU HAVE A SECOND SHOT.
THANK YOU, SIR.
WATCH OUT! DON'T GO TO YOUR LEFT.
WHAT? THE BALL'S ON THE LEFT? NO! DON'T GO TO THE LEFT! I AMON THE LEFT! GO TO YOUR LEFT! [ LAUGHS .]
HE'S GONNA GET HIT BY THE BALL AS A CONSEQUENCE OF THIS MISUNDERSTANDING.
[ CONK! .]
AND IT MADE COCONUT SOUND! GUMBALL.
KID.
KID, ARE YOU OKAY? UHCAN YOU HEAR ALL THAT CHEESE? WHAT? PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
THE BALL BOUNCED OFF YOUR HEAD AND LANDED STRAIGHT IN THE HOLE.
WE'RE TWO POINTS UP.
THERE'S A CHANCE WE COULD WIN THIS THING.
ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? UHHOLD ON.
YEAH, I THINK I'M BETTER.
SO I CAN COUNT ON YOU? ABSOLUTELY.
[ WHISTLE! .]
[ BLOWS .]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY .]
[ HIGH-PITCHED RINGING .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
[ PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYS .]
Patrick: GUMBALL, ARE YOU WITH ME? YES.
YES, OF COURSE.
ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE MY SAUSAGE MELTED WHEN GRAND VIZIER CRACKED THAT ARTICHOKE.
UH-HUH.
DO YOU NEED ME TO REPEAT? UH-HUH.
WE'RE ONE POINT AWAY FROM WINNING.
MAKE SURE THIS BALL GOES IN THE HOLE.
OH.
WELL, THAT'S CONVENIENT.
[ VACUUM WHIRS .]
[ SCREECHES .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
MR.
FITZGERALD MUST LOSE.
WHAT? THE CONTRACT WILL NOT BE USED FOR A HOSPITAL.
IT WILL BE USED TO BUILD A NEW HIGHWAY GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH ELMORE.
IT WILL BE OUR DOOM.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF, MAGIC FROG? THE CLUE'S IN MY NAME.
FROG? OH, YEAH, MAGIC.
BUT IF WE LOSE THE CONTRACT -- SHH.
MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
THIS IS YOUR TRIAL.
[ POP! .]
[ GASPS .]
MR.
FITZGERALD, STOP, STOP! HE'S NOT GONNA USE YOUR FIRM TO BUILD A NEW HOSPITAL.
HE'S GONNA USE YOU TO BUILD A FREEWAY RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF ELMORE.
WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW? The Magic Frog told me.
ENOUGH.
IF YOU MESS THIS UP, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
BUT [ SIGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ WHIRRING CONTINUES .]
HEY, HEY! [ GRINDING .]
[ WHISTLE! .]
[ GROWLS .]
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! C.
E.
O.
: NOOOOOO! MY NONSENSICAL PLAN TO PRETEND TO LOSE THIS GAME OF GOLF TO TRICK YOU INTO SIGNING WITH ME WITHOUT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU HAD SIGNED HAS BEEN FOILED BY THE BEAUTIFUL SACRIFICE OF A CHILD.
YOU MAY WIN NOW, BUT I WILL HAVE MY R-- [ SCREAMS .]
[ HISSES .]
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY .]
[ POOF! .]
YOU LOST THAT GAME DELIBERATELY, KNOWING YOU'D LOSE MY TRUST FOREVER.
AND ALL FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF ELMORE? THERE COULDN'T BE A MORE WORTHY PERSON TO BECOME MY SON-IN-LAW.
COME HERE.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ FIREWORKS WHISTLE .]
[ SIREN WAILS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
HE GOT KNOCKED OUT BY THE BALL, AND WHILE UNCONSCIOUS, HE TRIPPED A WHOLE HAPPY ENDING THAT BARELY MADE ANY SENSE.
BUT NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED, AND YOU LOST BOTH THE GAME AND THE HOSPITAL CONTRACT, AND IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT.
[ LAUGHS .]