The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s04e09 Episode Script

The Hug; The Wicked

[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
UGH! THIS SPAGHETTI TASTES LIKE -- LIKE SOMEBODY ALREADY ATE IT.
HEY, ROCKY.
DON'T GO TOO FAR AWAY WITH BUCKET 'CAUSE -- 'CAUSE I'LL BE NEEDING IT ANY SECOND.
CAN I GET THIS PASTA TO GO STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH, THAT IS.
DUDE, HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING I'M GONNA SAY? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY EVERY TIME WE HAVE PASTA.
Both: WHAT THE WHAT? I AM NOT THAT PREDICTABLE.
OKAY, PREDICT THIS.
HWEEH! NN-NN-NN-NN-NN.
HUH? HOW PREDICTABLE WAS THAT? PREDICTABLE ENOUGH FOR ME TO BRING YOU A SPARE SWEATER.
[ ROARS .]
THANK YOU, THOUGH.
THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL.
RIGHT.
HOW ABOUT, UH, MAYBE -- THIS! NN-NN-NN-NN! BLA-LA-LA! PBHT-PBHT! [ GIGGLES .]
HUH? IS THIS PREDICTABLE? YEAH, I'D SAY YOU'VE DONE IT A FEW TIMES.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, I FORGIVE YOU.
FOR WHAT? FOR TRYING TO PINCH ME AFTER SAYING Both: BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING.
[ PANTING .]
EH! [ WHIMPERS .]
I'LL PROVE I'M UNPREDICTABLE.
I KNOW, THIS IS THE PART WHEN YOU GET YOURSELF INTO SOME WEIRD SITUATION, AND THEN WHEN I TRY TO WARN YOU ABOUT IT, YOU'LL JUST SAY, "PBHT.
" HEY, JAMIE.
[ GASPS .]
AHA.
HEY, BUDDY.
I-I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON.
HOW YOU DOING? AW.
I'M GOOD.
[ CHUCKLES .]
THANKS.
UH-HUH.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
[ GUMBALL WHISTLING .]
OH.
HEEEEY! [ CHUCKLES .]
NICE TO SEE YOU.
YEEAAAH.
HOW YOU DOINGBRO? [ BOTH CHUCKLE .]
UH.
[ CHUCKLES .]
WELL, UH [ CHUCKLES .]
[ CLICKS TONGUE .]
[ SMACK! .]
[ SMACK! .]
WHY DID YOU HUG HIM AGAIN? I HAD TO! YOU CAN'T DE-HUG A PERSON.
ONCE YOU'VE HIT THE HUG LEVEL, YOU GOT TO STAY THERE.
PREDICTABLY, YOU'RE GONNA DENY THIS IS A PROBLEM, AND IT'S GONNA GET WEIRD.
PBHT! UH.
OKAY, OKAY, YOU GOT THIS.
DON'T BE TOO FRIENDLY.
JUST A QUICK PROFESSIONAL HUG.
OH, MAN, I HOPE HE DOESN'T WANT TO HUG AGAIN.
[ CHUCKLES .]
AW.
DARN IT! HI, BUDDY.
[ CHUCKLES .]
OKAY, JUST A QUICK CASUAL HELLO, AND MOVE ON.
HEY, DUUUU NO, DUDE IS TOO FRIENDLY.
ABORT, ABORT! DOO, DOO, DOO WHAT? OKAY.
Both: DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO [ BOTH INHALE SHARPLY .]
OKAY, OKAY, SEE YOU AFTER CLASS.
SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY, MAN.
IT'LL BE -- I'LL BE -- [ HONK! .]
HEY! MUH MAN.
[ CHUCKLES .]
THERE'S MY MAN.
[ CHUCKLES .]
THAT YOU? [ CHUCKLES .]
YEAH, THAT'S MUH MAN.
[ SIGHS .]
UH, BRING-BRING! OH, IT'S THE LEGEND PHONE.
HELLO? YEAH, HE'S HERE.
IT'S FOR YOU.
LEGEND PHONE? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? HELLO, IT'S ME.
[ CHUCKLES .]
THE LEGEND.
CLICK.
Both: UH [ BOTH CHUCKLE .]
DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO [ WHIMPERS .]
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S ONLY ONCE A DAY.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
Both: DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO LOOK, IF YOU WANT IT TO STOP, YOU HAVE TO CONFRONT THE SITUATION.
I CAN'T.
I NEED TO AVOID DIRECT CONFRONTATION.
IT BRINGS ME TOO MUCH ANXIETY.
I'M THAT KIND OF PERSON.
THAT KIND OF PERSON'S CALLED A CHICKEN.
I like my version better.
[ GASPS .]
OH, NO, HE'S THERE! HE JUST KEEPS TURNING UP, AND I -- [ MUFFLED SHOUTS .]
AH! PFFT! OH! UGH.
OH! AH! [ BOTH PANTING .]
[ GASPS .]
HEEEEEY.
WAIT A MINUTE, I KEEP ON PRETENDING TO BE FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY, BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME.
HOT DOG GUY? HUH, GUESS HE DOES.
UH UH [ CHUCKLES .]
OH.
SO WHATCHA DOING HERE? ME? I WAS JUST IN HERE, UH, COUNTING BROOMS.
COUNTING BROOMS? YEAH, I JUST LOVE COUNTING BROOMS.
IN THE DARK? YEAH, IT'S MORE CHALLENGING THAT WAY.
NOW THE LIGHT'S ON -- I CAN QUITE CLEARLY SEE THERE'S TWO BROOMS.
ONE AND TWO.
[ CHUCKLES .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
OH, MY GOSH, THIS GUY'S INSANE.
[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
OH, NO, LUNCHTIME.
DON'T SAY IT, DON'T SAY IT.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR LUNCH? GOSH DARN IT! OKAY, DON'T SAY CAFETERIA.
BLUFF HIM, BLUFF HIM.
CAFETERIA! DAGNABBIT, YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS A DOUBLE BLUFF! OH, MAN, NO ONE'S SAID ANYTHING FOR LIKE THREE MINUTES.
I HAVE TO MAKE CONVERSATION.
HEY, UM, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT? LUNCH.
[ LAUGHS .]
LUNCH ISN'T A SUBJECT.
[ WHIMPERS .]
HEY, YOU FORGOT TO PAY.
OH, IT'S OKAY, I'LL GET THIS.
OKAY.
GUMBALL, IS THIS A FRIEND OF YOURS? OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN.
I CAN'T SAY NO.
THE GUY'S SO LONELY, HE SPENDS HIS SPARE TIME COUNTING BROOMS.
OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN.
LOOK AT HIS DESPERATE FACE.
SO? YES.
YES.
HIDING IS NOT GONNA MAKE IT GO AWAY.
AND WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU INVITE HIM TO A SLEEPOVER? WHOEVER PAYS FOR A MEAL GETS A SLEEPOVER.
IT'S A SOCIAL CONTRACT.
YOU'RE TALKING OUT OF YOUR BACK SIDE, DUDE.
AT LEAST YOU'LL BE THERE TO SUPPORT ME.
NOPE, SORRY.
I'M HAVING A SLEEPOVER AT BANANA JOE'S.
I PREDICTED YOU'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS, SO I THOUGHT I'D GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR THE EVENING.
FINE, I DON'T NEED YOU! I STILL GOT ANAIS.
NOPE, YOU MADE YOUR BED.
NOW YOU HAVE TO AWKWARDLY LIE NEXT TO A STRANGER IN IT.
BYE! NO! [ SCREAMS .]
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING .]
I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S ASLEEP.
HE'S GOT NO EYES.
DO I HAVE TO MAKE CONVERSATION? [ SNORES .]
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
I CAN FINALLY RELAX.
[ SIGHS .]
[ CHUCKLES, GASPS .]
OKAY, OKAY.
I'LL JUST MOVE HIS HAND VERY SLOWLY.
WHAT THE?! OH, MAN! OKAY.
Both: DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS .]
SLEEP WELL? NOT ONLY DID I NOT SLEEP, I MAY NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? I'M GONNA MAN UP AND PUT AN END TO THIS! YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE YOURSELF SO DISLIKABLE THAT HE HAS TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE END OF THE FRIENDSHIP, AREN'T YOU? UH -- AND FIRST, YOU'RE GONNA DENY IT.
UH -- UGH.
RIGHT, LET HIM MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
THEN, AS SOON AS HE OPENS HIS ARMS, BLANK HIM.
BOOM! COLD-BLOODED NO DANCING.
JUST DON'T GIVE IN.
DON'T GIVE INTO IT.
JUST KEEP GOING.
JUST KEEP GOING.
WHAT? NO.
ARMS, GET DOWN! NO, HIS ARMS -- THEY'RE TRIGGERING MINE.
SORRY, ANONYMOUS BLUE STRANGER.
IT WAS YOU OR ME.
HE LEFT ME HANGING SO I WOULD GET MAD AT HIM AND WOULD BE FORCED TO MAN UP AND END OUR FRIENDSHIP.
WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER WOULD DO THAT? WELL, APART FROM ME.
OKAY, IF I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BAD GUY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE THE WORSE GUY.
[ HOT DOG GUY WHISTLING .]
Gumball: CAREFUL THE WATER'S NOT TOO HOT! [ HOT DOG GUY SCREAMS .]
OH, TOO COLD? OH, NO, NO.
[ CLEARS THROAT .]
[ Deep voice .]
IT'S FINE.
ONE, TWO HAVE A GOOD SWIM! [ SCREAMS .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
[ LAUGHS .]
HEY, BUDDY.
LUNCH IS ON ME THIS TIME.
[ GASPS .]
ANYTHING WRONG? [ CHUCKLES .]
NO.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? DELICIOUS.
OH, MY GOSH.
AH! [ GAGS .]
MMM.
AWW.
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.
[ HISSES .]
AW, THANKS, YOU GOT ME A SNAKE.
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE LONELY, SO ACTUALLY [ SCREAMS .]
[ BOTH LAUGHING .]
OH, I GOT IT, BUDDY.
[ SMACK! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
OH, YOU! [ LAUGHS .]
NO, YOU! ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHS .]
BRING IT IN.
Both: DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO DOO! DOO! DOO! DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO! WHY WON'T YOU HATE ME?! HATE ME! I DON'T EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO HATE YOU! OH, SORRY, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? DUDE, I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME.
REALLY? IT'S JUST THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUY.
ME NEITHER.
FRIENDS? EH.
I COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT BETTER MYSELF.
I FEEL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT YOU ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
[ SNIFFLES .]
AND I NEVER WILL.
YOU KEEP THAT PROMISE.
FORGETTING YOU ALREADY.
OH, WAIT.
COULD YOU DO ONE THING FOR ME? FROM ONE STRANGER TO ANOTHER.
DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YOU? MEH, MEH MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH MEH.
MEH, MEH, MEH.
NOT -- NOT FOR US? MEH, MEH.
MEH! -HMM? -HMM? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED SQUIRRELS, MRS.
ROBINSON.
OR THE OUTDOORS.
OR DAYLIGHT.
OR ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE OTHER PEOPLE SUFFERING.
MEH.
-THANK YOU.
-THANK YOU.
[ CHITTERING .]
[ LAUGHTER .]
[ PURRING .]
[ CHOMP! .]
OW! AH! AH! AAH! DUDE, THOSE NUTS ARE COATED IN COFFEE! [ SCREAMING .]
[ LAUGHS .]
THEY'RE STORING ME FOR WINTER! MY FACE! [ GRUNTING .]
AAH! I MEAN, IT ONLY CAME THROUGH MY SHIRT, BUT STILL.
AAH! WHO -- WHO -- WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! MEH! [ BOTH GASP .]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YEAH, SOAKING THOSE NUTS IN PRUNE JUICE WAS OVERKILL.
NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE MRS.
ROBINSON COULD BE THAT EVIL.
DUDE, NO ONE IS TRULY EVIL.
DARWIN, SHE'S "BLAME TWO KIDS FOR HER CRIMES AND MAKE THEM DO COMMUNITY SERVICE" EVIL.
AH, SHE'S MORE EVIL THAN THAT.
SHE'S "HEART SO DARK THAT IT'S A BLACK HOLE" EVIL.
WALL STREET EVIL.
DANG IT, STILL NOT RIGHT.
[ GASPS .]
SHE'S "ADS BEFORE YOUR VIDEO LOADS" EVIL.
GUMBALL, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS EVIL PEOPLE, JUST ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO DO BAD THINGS BECAUSE THEY'RE UNHAPPY.
-JUMP.
-WHAT? -JUMP! -AAH! [ BOTH GASP .]
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
[ LAUGHING .]
THAT LOOKS PRETTY EVIL TO ME.
NO.
NOBODY CAN BE COMPLETELY EVIL.
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
MAILMAN -- AAGH! PAIN AND REGRET AND FRUSTRATION AND SADNESS MISERY, TURMOIL, AND ANGER AND MADNESS THE SMELL OF THE GARBAGE, THE TASTE OF DESPAIR THESE SIMPLE THINGS LEAVE ME WALKING ON AIR TOOTHACHE AND HEARTBURN AND BAD HALITOSIS HAY FEVER, BUNIONS, AND DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS A TRIP TO THE DENTIST, THE SOUND OF THE DRILL THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT WILL GIVE ME A THRILL WHEN THE MILK SPILLS WHEN YOUR DOG'S ILL WHEN ALL HOPE TAKES FLIGHT WHEN EVERYONE ELSE FEELS INCREDIBLY SAD MY WORLD FILLS WITH PURE DELIGHT [ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ CRASH! .]
[ CAR ALARM BLARES .]
[ SOBS .]
[ BLOOP! .]
WHEN YOU SLIP UP, WHEN YOU TRIP UP WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE I POINT AND I CACKLE, I CLAP AND I LAUGH AND HAPPINESS STARTS TO FLOW [ CAR ALARMS BLARING .]
SEE? THERE'S NO GOODNESS IN THAT WOMAN! SHE'S A MALEVOLENT MARIONETTE WHOSE HEART BELONGS TO DARKNESS.
NO! I'LL PROVE THERE'S SOME GOOD IN HER.
[ SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE .]
[ PANTING .]
MEH, MEH, MEH.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I LIED TO GET YOU TO COME HERE.
THERE WAS NO POWER OUTAGE AND ALL THE PATIENTS ARE FINE.
BUT LOOK.
LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THAT NEWBORN BABY.
REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE YOUR FIRST "MEH, MEH.
" [ COOS .]
MEH.
SURELY, YOU WERE ONCE LIKE THAT -- INNOCENT AND PURE.
NOPE.
SAYS HERE SHE'S 70% COTTON, 30% POLYESTER AND MADE IN THE FIERY PITS OF THE UNDERWORLD.
MRS.
ROBINSON, TRY AND RETURN TO THAT TIME OF INNOCENCE AND SWEETNESS THAT YOU -- [ GASPS .]
DID YOU JUST SWAP THEIR NAME TAGS? [ CRIES .]
[ COOS .]
[ BABIES CRYING .]
[ CHUCKLES .]
HOW CAN YOU ENJOY THIS? YOU'RE MESSING WITH PEOPLE'S LIVES.
AND ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALL THESE AND MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.
MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.
DUDE, DON'T BOTHER.
IT'S NOT GETTING THROUGH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL TRY IT IN A LANGUAGE SHE CAN UNDERSTAND.
MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.
MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.
MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.
THREE TIMES DID THE CHEESE MOVE SIDEWAYS TO SWITZERLAND BY RADIO.
BUT SHE NEVER LICKED THAT PARKING PERMIT.
MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.
HEY, YOU CAN'T FIGHT HERE -- AAH! [ THUD! .]
[ LAUGHS .]
[ SIGHS .]
WHY DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTAND? AW, IT'S MAYBE NOT THAT YOU DON'T SPEAK HER LANGUAGE, IT'S THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SOUL.
[ DOORBELL RINGS .]
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND OUT WHAT MADE HER SO EVIL.
HMM.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? OH, HI, MR.
ROBINSON, WE'RE HERE TO OFFER YOU A FREE HOUSE-CLEANING SERVICE.
WHY? UH TO RAISE MONEY FOR OUR SCHOOL.
YOU'RE CLEANING MY HOUSE FOR FREE IN ORDER TO RAISE MONEY? UHSEE HOW BAD OUR LOGIC IS? PROOF THAT OUR SCHOOL NEEDS MORE MONEY TO GIVE US A BETTERER EDUCATION.
ON ONE HAND, I DON'T TRUST YOU.
ON THE OTHER HAND, I DON'T TRUST YOU! BUT ON THE THIRD HAND, FREE CHILD LABOR.
OH, OKAY.
THANKS.
[ HONK! .]
CLEANING IS KIND OF WEIRD, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE JUST MOVING DIRT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE TO MAKE SPACE FOR THE DIRT YOU'LL BRING IN TOMORROW.
LOOK, HER DIARY! IF WE TEST EACH PAGE FOR PHEROMONE LEVELS, WE CAN DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT SHE EXPERIENCED A CHILDHOOD TRAUMA THAT MADE HER TURN EVIL.
OR WE COULD JUST READ IT.
OR WE COULD JUST READ IT.
"MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.
MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH.
" READ IT PROPERLY.
OH.
HERE, A PHOTO ALBUM! SHE LOOKS HAPPY THERE.
HER BROTHER DOESN'T.
LOOK, FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
YEAH, PROBABLY THE LAST FOR A FEW OTHERS.
CHRISTMAS! [ GASPS .]
SANTA.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY MORE.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT THE BABY PICTURES.
THEY GOT TO BE CUTE.
AW.
OH.
I GUESS SHE WAS JUST BORN THAT WAY, DUDE.
MARGARET IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE A MYSTERY.
NOTHING HAPPENED IN HER LIFE TO JUSTIFY THE WAY SHE IS.
SOME PEOPLE AREN'T LOOKING FOR ANYTHING LOGICAL.
THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT, REASONED, OR NEGOTIATED WITH.
SOMETIMES MAN JUST WANTS TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN.
UH, ARE YOU SAYING MRS.
ROBINSON'S A MAN? WHAT? NO! WAIT, YOU SAID, "MAN WANTS TO WATCH --" I MEANT "MAN" AS IN MANKIND.
BUT SHE ISN'T KIND.
NO, I-I -- OH, JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
NO, YOU DIDN'T IMAGINE IT.
I HEARD "MAN," TOO.
HE SAID "MAN," RIGHT? [ SIGHS .]
ANYWAY, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? YOU'LL FIND OUT.
[ BELL DINGS .]
MORNING! OOF! OOH, A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE EGG WITH A POTENTIAL CHOKING HAZARD INSIDE! [ MUNCHING .]
[ COUGHING .]
[ GASPS .]
MEH, MEH! HMM? [ COUGHING .]
OH, COME ON! MEH.
[ GAGGING .]
HEY! DUDE, LET ME HELP! MRS.
ROBINSON, PLEASE HELP! HOLD ON.
COME ON! [ GASPING .]
SHE SMILED.
I WAS CHOKING.
SHE LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME, AND SHE SMILED.
THAT WOMAN IS EVIL PERSONIFIED.
I DON'T WANT TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO, BUT, WELL WELL, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE SAYING I TOLD YOU SO.
SHE NEEDS TO PAY.
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY FOR HER TO LEARN.
SHE NEED TO PAY! [ STATIC CRACKLES .]
TARGET IN SIGHT.
DO YOU HAVE THE CAR KEYS? [ STATIC CRACKLES .]
AFFIRMATIVE.
OPERATION POP THE PUPPET IS A GO.
ROGER THAT.
ARE YOU SURE WE NEED WALKIE-TALKIES? NOT REALLY.
[ CRACKLES .]
STEP ONE, WE LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE DOOR.
[ CRACKLES .]
CHECK.
[ CRACKLES .]
STEP TWO, MRS.
ROBINSON WALKS PAST AND STEALS THE KEYS BECAUSE SHE'S EVIL.
[ CRACKLES .]
STEP THREE, WE CATCH HER IN THE ACT, TAKE A PHOTO, AND PRESENT TO THE AUTHORITIES.
[ CRACKLES .]
STEP FOUR, DISRESPECTFUL VICTORY DANCE.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
MEH? HMM.
[ LAUGHS .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
[ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS .]
[ CRACKLES .]
UHSTEP FIVE? [ ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ SCREAMING .]
I DON'T KNOW, THEY'RE WEARING A BANDANA! WHOA! AAH! [ CRASH! .]
-SHE CRASHED INTO THE CHERRIES! -SO? -THEY'RE GENETICALLY MODIFIED! -[ SCREAMS .]
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
SHE'S HEADING TOWARDS THE SPORTS DEPARTMENT! [ LAUGHING .]
STOP THE CAR! THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY.
GO FOR IT, MAN! I CAN'T GO ON! I GOT THIS! TIME TO PUT THE BRAKES ON THIS! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ HUBCAP CLATTERING .]
[ PANTING .]
MRS.
ROBINSON! YOU NEED TO LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ONE DAY, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAD TO STOP YOU.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
[ SIRENS WAILING .]
MEH, MEH.
WHAT THE WHAT?! DROP THE BANDANA AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK! ISN'T THERE ANY JUSTICE IN THIS UNIVERSE?! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
[ HORNS BLARE .]
SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE! [ SCREAMING .]
MEH! MEH! [ SIREN WAILS .]
[ SPLAT! .]