The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) s04e10 Episode Script
The Traitor; The Origins (1)
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
Mom: GUMBALL! STOP USING MY BIKINI TO CATAPULT ORANGES AT YOUR DAD! WHAT THE -- GUMBALL! WHEN I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM, I DIDN'T MEAN PUT EVERYTHING IN THE WASHING MACHINE! OH, NOT A MOMENT'S PEACE AROUND HERE.
OH, WHERE IS HE NOW? GUMBALL, WHY IS THE BATHTUB FULL OF SODA?! Dad: HE MUST HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE SOME KIND OF AMAZING HOMEMADE JACUZZI.
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO ENCOURAGE THE CREATIVITY OF A CHILD BECAUSE -- -IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT? -YES.
[ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL, HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BRING BOTH SAND AND SNOW INTO THE HOUSE? I'M NOT EVEN GONNA ASK ABOUT THAT.
GUMBALL! GUMBALL? OH, MY GOSH, RICHARD, GET THE HUNTING NET.
HE GOT OUT AGAIN.
I'M HERE.
[ SIGHS .]
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE SO CUTE.
OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE SOLD YOU TO THE FREAK SHOW BY NOW.
WHAT'S A FREAK SHOW? IT'S LIKE OUR FAMILY, BUT PEOPLE PAY TO SEE IT.
[ GUMBALL BABBLING .]
AAH! THAT'S THE 27th TIME! Mom: I WAS AN ENERGETIC KID, BUT THIS ONE OPERATES IN A DIFFERENT TIME FRAME.
EAT! BY THE POWER OF LUNCH, I COMMAND YOU TO EAT! BY THE POWER OF LUNCH, I COMMAND YOU TO EAT! AH! I KILLED HIS APPETITE! OR MAYBE WORSE.
Shh! HE'S FINALLY GONE DOWN.
QUICK, SLEEP WHILE YOU CAN! [ BOTH SNORING .]
SECOND WIND! [ BABBLING .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
THIS CAN'T GO ON.
[ BOTH GASP .]
WAIT A MINUTE! ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? LET'S LET'S GET HIM A PET! GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE WE NEVER -- WE GET HIM A PET! [ LAUGHS .]
WHAT A GOOD IDEA WE BOTH JUST HAD.
[ SPLAT! .]
HE HASN'T MOVED FOR OVER 13 SECONDS.
AND THERE'S NO ALPHABET SOUP ON THE CEILING.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CALL HIM, SWEETIE? [ GASPS .]
DARWIN.
WHAT? BUT THAT SPELLS "JPXFRD.
" WE REALLY NEED TO GET YOU ENROLLED IN SCHOOL.
Gumball: I CAN SEE FROM YOUR SERIOUS EXPRESSION THAT YOU ASK YOURSELF A LOT OF IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, LIKE IF I ATE MYSELF, WOULD I GET TWICE AS BIG OR JUST DISAPPEAR? OH, THANK GOODNESS.
SOMEONE ELSE TO LISTEN TO HIS QUESTIONS.
I KNOW.
I GOT A NOSEBLEED THINKING ABOUT IF THERE'S NOTHING FASTER THAN LIGHT, HOW DID THE DARK GET THERE FIRST.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ Lisping .]
MY MUSCLES, THEY GOT ALL LOOSE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO US? I THINK WE JUST RELAXED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
[ BOTH SNORING .]
[ RHYTHMIC GRUNTING .]
[ GROANS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES .]
WHY?! [ GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY .]
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP.
I MADE YOU BREAKFAST.
THANK YOU, HONEY, BUT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO? NOPE! GO PLAY WITH DARWIN.
I CAN'T, HE WON'T WAKE UP.
HE LOOKS LIKE THIS AGH! OH, EXCUSE ME, WIFE AND MY SON.
I'M JUST GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY ANOTHER ORANGE -- BY WHICH I MEAN THE SAME ORANGE.
WHY DON'T YOU BOTH STAY HERE IN THIS ROOM WHILE I GET RID OF THE OLD ORANGE.
IN FACT, THERE IS NO OLD ORANGE, THERE'S JUST ONE CONTINUOUS ORANGE.
OKAY, BYE! [ SIGHS .]
SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT [ FLUSHES .]
[ DING! .]
HMM.
WAIT A MINUTE! [ GASPS .]
DID YOU JUST GO TO THE STORE WEARING THAT? [ BOTH SIGH .]
[ LAUGHING .]
SWING LOW [ FLUSHES .]
[ DING! .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
SWING LOW [ FLUSHES .]
[ DING! .]
AAH! AH! SWING LOW [ DING! .]
SWING LOW [ DING! .]
[ YAWNS .]
SWING LOW [ DING! .]
SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT Man: I'M SORRY, THERE ARE NONE LEFT.
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I NEED A FISH NOW! I'M AFRAID THE LAST TWO JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK WHEN THEY SAW YOU COMING.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WHAT WILL I SAY TO GUMBALL? Man: Psst! [ GASPS .]
THE CALL OF A FRESHLY OPENED SODA.
NO, OVER HERE.
[ GASPS .]
A TALKING VAN! NO, I'M INSIDE.
MY HEAD? NO, THE VAN! AH! OH.
WHOA.
WHAT DO YOU SEEK? PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE MANY WONDROUS ITEMS IN MY STORE.
UH MM WHAT ABOUT THIS? NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT FOR SALE.
THEN WHY IS IT ON A PILLOW UNDER A SPOTLIGHT? UH, WELL, OH, IT'S PART OF THE GAME.
YOU INSIST, I SAY -- OH, WHATEVER, IT'S $100.
-$10.
-$50.
-$10.
-OKAY, $10.
-$50! -WHAT? OKAY, $100, BUT YOU'RE TWISTING MY ARM.
THERE'S JUST ONE THING.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GET IT WET.
UH IT'S A FISH.
WAIT, NO, IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
UH, DON'T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT.
BUT IT'S KIND OF ALWAYS AFTER MIDNIGHT.
NO, NO, THAT WASN'T IT.
IT WAS SOMETHING WELL, ANYWAY, BE CAREFUL.
THAT FISH IS MORE SPECIAL THAN IT SEEMS.
[ GUMBALL SNARLING .]
AS A FISH, CAN YOU TELL ME WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN A SHARK AND A THOUSAND PIRANHAS? HMM.
YOU SEEM DIFFERENT TODAY.
SORT OF MOREAWAKE.
HMM.
[ GASPS .]
ARE YOU COPYING ME? [ CHOIR VOCALIZES .]
[ GASPS .]
OW! DID YOU -- DID YOU FEEL THAT? YEAH, ME TOO.
IN MY HEART.
WAIT A MINUTE.
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING I'M SAYING? THIS IS AMAZ-- OW! OKAY, OKAY! MY NAME IS GUMBALL.
GUMBALL.
GUMBALL.
WAIT.
THIS IS AMAZING! [ CHUCKLES .]
WAIT TILL MOM AND DAD SEE THIS.
THIS IS GONNA BLOW THEIR MINDS! OKAY, UM, LET'S SURPRISE THEM.
ACT AS DUMB AS POSSIBLE, OKAY? [ LAUGHS .]
NOT BAD.
BUT DUMBER! DUMBER! PERFECT! STAY LIKE THAT.
AND WHEN I BRING THEM OVER, YOU DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE UNTIL I SAY SO, OKAY? [ LAUGHS .]
MOM -- MOMMY! YOU GOT TO SEE THIS, MOM! AAH! HE'S -- MOMMY! MOM! MOM! THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GOT TO SEE! MOM! MOMMY! MOM, MOM, COME ON! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THIS IS AMAZING! COME ON, MOM! YOU GOT TO SEE! HE TALKS AND MOVES AND AND HE -- AND HE -- MOM! MOM! MOM! COME ON, MOM! HONEY, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO AVOID THIS, BUT I NEED TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
DARWIN IS NOT THE FIRST FISH.
THE ONES BEFORE HIM, WELL, THEY STOPPED MOVING, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY THEY THEY'RE ASLEEP AND YOUR FATHER PUT THEM ON A SUPER-FUN WATER SLIDE THAT GOES 'ROUND AND 'ROUND AND 'ROUND TO A MAGIC PLACE WHERE THEY HANG OUT WITH ALL THEIR FRIENDS AND FISHY FRIENDS, AND THEY DANCE AND DANCE FOREVER! [ LAUGHS .]
ARE YOU SAYING YOU REPLACED THE FISH BECAUSE THEY CROAKED, AND THEN DAD FLUSHED THEM DOWN THE TOILET? BUT IT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE DARWIN HASN'T STOPPED MOVING.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
NOPE, STILL DON'T GET IT.
NOPE.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ Echoing .]
DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE UNTIL I SAY SO.
[ GASPS .]
DAD, NO! GUMBALL, IT'S TOO LATE, HONEY.
I'M A HYPERACTIVE I LIVE ON A DIFFERENT TIME SCALE! IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
TOO FAST.
[ SIGHS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ DOORKNOB RATTLING .]
.]
AW, COME ON! OKAY, THIS IS IT! STOP! AAH! DARWIN, I'LL SA-- DARWIN, I'LL SAVE YOU! THERE.
YOU CAN STOP FAKING NOW.
OH, I'M SORRY.
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEA ASLEEP! AND READY TO GO TO A MAGIC FISH WONDERLAND WHERE -- Mom: HE KNOWS.
[ SIGHS .]
BUDDY, I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU! GIVE ME A HUG.
UH.
AH! [ GASPS .]
I GUESS THAT FISH WAS SPECIAL AFTER ALL.
OH! [ LAUGHS .]
LET'S TAKE A PICTURE.
WELCOME TO THE WATTERSON'S, DARWIN.
OKAY, EVERYBODY SAY "CHEESE.
" IN THREE, TWO CHEESE! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ FLUSHES .]
Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON "THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL" BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE WATTERSONS HAVE ADOPTED A MAGICAL FISH CALLED DARWIN, WHO THEY LOVE VERY MUCH BUT ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
Darwin: CHEESE! [ SCREAMING .]
Gumball: DARWIN! [ SCREAMS .]
WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DO I GET HOME?! WHAT IS LIFE?! OKAY, OKAY, CALM DOWN.
I GOT FLUSHED, I'M IN THE SEA, MY NAME'S DARWIN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET HOME, AND LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT.
EVERYTHING IS COOL.
AH.
NO, WAIT! I'M LOST, I NEED HELP! HOW DO I GET BACK TO ELMORE?! OH, RIGHT.
YOU GUYS ONLY SPEAK FISH.
[ GURGLING .]
HOW DO I GET BACK TO ELMORE? All: OH! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOUR MOM'S A CAT, YOUR DAD'S A RABBIT, AND THEY MADE A FISH? NO, THEY BOUGHT ME FROM A MAGIC VAN.
AND THEY FLUSHED YOU DOWN WHAT? A TOILET.
IT'S A THING THEY SIT ON TO UH, YOU KNOW.
AND I ENDED UP HERE 'CAUSE ALL THE WASTE GETS FLUSHED INTO THE SEA.
EH, ANYWAY, THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THE WAY BACK TO LAND.
YEAH, BUT FISH CAN'T SURVIVE ON LAND.
I'LL FIND A WAY.
LOVE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY.
YOU'VE SAID A LOT OF CRAZY THINGS TODAY.
BUT THAT IS BY FAR THE MOST STUPID! YOU CAN'T SURVIVE OUT OF WATER! I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.
All: HUH? Fish: HE'S GONNA MAKE IT.
[ SPLAT .]
[ FLAPPING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
AH, MAYBE NOT.
[ HEARTBEAT .]
Nicole: I KNOW YOU'RE SAD, SWEETIE.
BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME -- NO! HE'LL NEED THIS WHEN HE COMES BACK! [ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL I KNOW HE'S TRYING TO GET BACK.
I CAN FEEL IT HERE.
IN YOUR STOMACH? IN HIS HEART, RICHARD.
NOT EVERYONE'S STOMACH FILLS THEIR WHOLE CHEST.
COME BACK, BUDDY.
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
[ HEARTBEAT .]
[ GASPS .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ PANTING .]
[ FISH CHEERING .]
Fish: TOLD YOU HE'D MAKE IT.
NICE TO MEET YOU, FISH FRIENDS! BUT NOW I MUST BEGIN MY INCREDIBLE JOURNEY AND HURRY BACK TO MY FAMILY.
GOODBYE! [ GASPS .]
OH.
I'M ON MY WAY I'M ON MY WAY I'VE GOT MY LUNGS, AND THAT'S A START AND I'VE GOT LOVE INSIDE MY HEART [ Gurgling .]
I'M ON MY WAY [ Normal voice .]
I'M ON MY WAY I MAY BE TINY AND ALONE BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL I'M HOME I'M ON MY WAY I'M ON MY [ STOMACH RUMBLES .]
WAY AND THOUGH YOU HEAR MY STOMACH GRUMBLE I'LL STILL MAKE IT BACK TO GUMBALL [ HISSES .]
ACROSS THE DESERTS AND THE VALLEYS PAST THE BEARS THAT GROWL AND ROAR AT LAST I'VE MADE IT HOME TO ELMORE AW.
STILL ON MY WAY STILL ON MY WAY AND THOUGH THE JOURNEY'S PRETTY SLOW I KNOW I'M GONNA FIND MY BRO I'VE REACHED THE TOP AND I WON'T -- [ SCREECHES .]
[ CHIRPING .]
STOP MY HEART WILL [ SCREAMS, COUGHS .]
I'LL FIND GUMBALL I WON'T STOP, GIVE UP, OR STUMBLE [ GASPS .]
GUMBALL! [ PANTING .]
OKAY, THAT WAS HALF MY BAD, HALF -- OOF! ROCK.
[ SCREECHING .]
GUMBALL! I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
I'LL JUST LIE HERE A WHILE AND [ BREATHING SHALLOWLY .]
Darwin: GUMBALL Richard: LOOK, GUMBALL.
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
BUT I DON'T THINK DARWIN IS EVER COMING BACK.
NO, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP.
DARWIN WOULDN'T GIVE UP, AND IF HE DID, I'D BE THERE FOR HIM, AND I'D -- I'D KICK HIM IN THE BUTT.
[ Echoing .]
KICK HIM IN THE BUTT.
[ THUMP .]
OW! HUH? OW! WHAT? I'VE GOT LEGS.
AAH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! [ SCREAMS .]
I CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM THEM! WAIT A MINUTE, I CAN'T RUN AT ALL.
[ GRUNTING .]
OHH! OHH! ELMORE! HUH, IT LOOKS REALLY SMALL.
OHH.
OH, IT'S NOT SMALL.
IT'S REALLY FAR AWAY.
OOF.
OW.
HOW DO PEOPLE USE THESE THINGS? [ GRUNTING .]
THERE MUST BE AN EASIER WAY! AHA! OOF! ALL FOURS -- MUCH BETTER.
YES, I MADE IT! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE WATTERSONS LIVE? THEY HAVE A SON CALLED GUMBALL.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
DO YOU KNOW HIM? HE LOOKS LIKE THIS! [ SCREAMS .]
THANK YOU.
I'M REALLY HUNGRY.
MMM! HELLO! I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND GUMBALL! [ SCREAMS .]
IS SHE OKAY? OH, GOOD.
WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A LAWYER, LIKE YOU, FATHER.
HELLO! Both: AAH! A TALKING DOG! HA! HA! HEY, HEY, HELLO, HELLO! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Man: SOMEBODY CALL PEST CONTROL! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY'SFISH.
" JUST PUT UP A PICTURE OF DARWIN.
OH, SORRY.
THERE.
NO, NO, NOT JUDARWIN.
[ SCOFFS .]
BUDDY, PLEASE COME BACK.
[ ALL SCREAMING IN DISTANCE .]
[ GASPS .]
GUMBALL! GUMBAL--AAH! [ GASPS .]
[ GASPS .]
GUMBALL! LET ME OUT! I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY FAMILY! FAMILY, HUH? I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE, TOO.
YOU NEED TO LET GO, SON.
THE SOONER YOU FORGET ABOUT THEM, THE LESS IT WILL HURT.
BUT THEY WERE RIGHT THERE.
I -- I NEED TO GET BACK TO THEM.
I NEED TO GET BACK.
I NEED TO GET BACK.
WHAT THE?! DAD?! WHAT?! YOU SAID PUT UP ALL THE POSTERS.
NOT IN THE SAME PLACE! [ GRUNTS, SCOFFS .]
[ WIND HOWLS .]
IT'S NO GOOD.
[ SNIFFLES .]
I'LL NEVER FIND HIM ANYWAY.
[ Echoing .]
NEVER FIND HIM ANYWAY.
NEVER FIND HIM ANYWAY.
NEVER FIND HIM ANYWAY.
[ GASPS .]
HE GAVE UP.
[ WHIMPERS .]
IT'S ALL OVER.
THIS IS THE END.
THERE'S NO WAY OUT.
OH, THE KEYS! I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT.
THE KEY TO THIS IS TO JUST LET IT GO.
NO, NO, NO, NO -- YOU OPEN THE -- I OPENED MY HEART ONCE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
NO, YOU TAKE THE KEYS AND YOU OPEN -- THE KEY, YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE KEY! COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! [ ALL BARKING .]
HUH? AAH! Darwin: [ LAUGHING .]
GOODBYE! GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR FAMILIES! COME ON, HONEY.
[ SIGHS .]
CHEER UP, SON.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
THERE'S PLENTY MORE -- SHH! WHAT? YOU WERE GONNA SAY, YOU KNOW.
I WAS GONNA SAY THERE'S PLENTY MORE LOVE IN OUR HEART FOR A NEW FRIEND.
PEOPLE DON'T SAY THAT.
THEY SAY THERE'S PLENTY MORE FISH IN THE SE-- TOO SOON.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
IT'S OKAY.
I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET A NEW DARWIN.
[ SEATBELT CLICKS .]
I'M HERE! WAIT, NO! [ In distance .]
WAIT, I'M HERE! DON'T REPLACE ME! I'M HERE, WAIT! HOLD ON.
THE BOWL IS LIKE 15 TIMES THE PRICE OF THE FISH.
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
WAIT, WAIT! [ Panting .]
I'M OVER HERE! [ PANTING .]
HERE! LOOK! THE RAINBOW FACTORY'S OPENING.
MAYBE I COULD GET A JOB THERE.
HUH? NO.
NO, NO, NO! YOU WON'T NEED A JOB ONCE MY BUSINESS IDEA PANS OUT.
WHAT BUSINESS IDEA? YOU! FOLLOW THAT CAR! OKAY! NO, WITH ME! WITH ME! IT'S CALLED THE INTERNET.
IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOU EXCHANGE DIFFERENT TYPES OF NETS -- FISHING NETS, HAIR NETS, BUTTERFLY NETS.
KA-CHING! Darwin: [ PANTING .]
AND SO YOU JUST HIRE DIFFERENT NETS OF DIFFERENT SIZES.
SIR, I HAVE MY OWN NET.
[ In distance .]
I'M HERE! I'M HERE! DON'T REPLACE ME! Man: HERE YOU GO, LITTLE FELLA.
[ LOUD HEARTBEAT .]
DARWIN.
NO, I CAN'T! THERE'S ONLY ONE DARWIN! [ PANTING .]
[ HEARTBEAT THUMPS .]
HE'S HERE! DARWIN'S HERE! I CAN FEEL IT! GUMBALL, WAIT! [ GASPS .]
GUMBALL! [ BOTH LAUGHING .]
DARWIN! YOU CAME BACK! WHAT? YOU'VE GOT LEGS? HOW? I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I KNOW WHY.
[ GASPS .]
IT WASN'T FOR REVENGE, WAS IT? IT'S OKAY.
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T FLUSH ME ON PURPOSE, MR.
WATTERSON.
PLEASE, SON, CALL ME DAD.
OKAY, MR.
DAD.
OH! [ LAUGHS .]
DARWIN, YOUR LITTLE FEET! WAIT, WAIT! HOLD ON! HERE.
[ GASPS .]
THANK YOU! I'LL NEVER TAKE THEM OFF.
[ SMOOCHES .]
SO HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT BACK TO ELMORE? I'LL TELL YOU -- IN THE FORM OF A SONG! [ ALL VOCALIZING .]
[ BOTH SNORING .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
Mom: GUMBALL! STOP USING MY BIKINI TO CATAPULT ORANGES AT YOUR DAD! WHAT THE -- GUMBALL! WHEN I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM, I DIDN'T MEAN PUT EVERYTHING IN THE WASHING MACHINE! OH, NOT A MOMENT'S PEACE AROUND HERE.
OH, WHERE IS HE NOW? GUMBALL, WHY IS THE BATHTUB FULL OF SODA?! Dad: HE MUST HAVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE SOME KIND OF AMAZING HOMEMADE JACUZZI.
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO ENCOURAGE THE CREATIVITY OF A CHILD BECAUSE -- -IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT? -YES.
[ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL, HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BRING BOTH SAND AND SNOW INTO THE HOUSE? I'M NOT EVEN GONNA ASK ABOUT THAT.
GUMBALL! GUMBALL? OH, MY GOSH, RICHARD, GET THE HUNTING NET.
HE GOT OUT AGAIN.
I'M HERE.
[ SIGHS .]
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE SO CUTE.
OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE SOLD YOU TO THE FREAK SHOW BY NOW.
WHAT'S A FREAK SHOW? IT'S LIKE OUR FAMILY, BUT PEOPLE PAY TO SEE IT.
[ GUMBALL BABBLING .]
AAH! THAT'S THE 27th TIME! Mom: I WAS AN ENERGETIC KID, BUT THIS ONE OPERATES IN A DIFFERENT TIME FRAME.
EAT! BY THE POWER OF LUNCH, I COMMAND YOU TO EAT! BY THE POWER OF LUNCH, I COMMAND YOU TO EAT! AH! I KILLED HIS APPETITE! OR MAYBE WORSE.
Shh! HE'S FINALLY GONE DOWN.
QUICK, SLEEP WHILE YOU CAN! [ BOTH SNORING .]
SECOND WIND! [ BABBLING .]
[ BOTH SIGH .]
THIS CAN'T GO ON.
[ BOTH GASP .]
WAIT A MINUTE! ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? LET'S LET'S GET HIM A PET! GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE WE NEVER -- WE GET HIM A PET! [ LAUGHS .]
WHAT A GOOD IDEA WE BOTH JUST HAD.
[ SPLAT! .]
HE HASN'T MOVED FOR OVER 13 SECONDS.
AND THERE'S NO ALPHABET SOUP ON THE CEILING.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA CALL HIM, SWEETIE? [ GASPS .]
DARWIN.
WHAT? BUT THAT SPELLS "JPXFRD.
" WE REALLY NEED TO GET YOU ENROLLED IN SCHOOL.
Gumball: I CAN SEE FROM YOUR SERIOUS EXPRESSION THAT YOU ASK YOURSELF A LOT OF IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, LIKE IF I ATE MYSELF, WOULD I GET TWICE AS BIG OR JUST DISAPPEAR? OH, THANK GOODNESS.
SOMEONE ELSE TO LISTEN TO HIS QUESTIONS.
I KNOW.
I GOT A NOSEBLEED THINKING ABOUT IF THERE'S NOTHING FASTER THAN LIGHT, HOW DID THE DARK GET THERE FIRST.
[ BOTH SIGH .]
[ Lisping .]
MY MUSCLES, THEY GOT ALL LOOSE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO US? I THINK WE JUST RELAXED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS.
[ BOTH LAUGH .]
[ BOTH SNORING .]
[ RHYTHMIC GRUNTING .]
[ GROANS .]
[ SCREAMS .]
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES .]
WHY?! [ GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY .]
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP.
I MADE YOU BREAKFAST.
THANK YOU, HONEY, BUT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO? NOPE! GO PLAY WITH DARWIN.
I CAN'T, HE WON'T WAKE UP.
HE LOOKS LIKE THIS AGH! OH, EXCUSE ME, WIFE AND MY SON.
I'M JUST GOING TO THE STORE TO BUY ANOTHER ORANGE -- BY WHICH I MEAN THE SAME ORANGE.
WHY DON'T YOU BOTH STAY HERE IN THIS ROOM WHILE I GET RID OF THE OLD ORANGE.
IN FACT, THERE IS NO OLD ORANGE, THERE'S JUST ONE CONTINUOUS ORANGE.
OKAY, BYE! [ SIGHS .]
SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT [ FLUSHES .]
[ DING! .]
HMM.
WAIT A MINUTE! [ GASPS .]
DID YOU JUST GO TO THE STORE WEARING THAT? [ BOTH SIGH .]
[ LAUGHING .]
SWING LOW [ FLUSHES .]
[ DING! .]
[ GLASS SHATTERS .]
SWING LOW [ FLUSHES .]
[ DING! .]
AAH! AH! SWING LOW [ DING! .]
SWING LOW [ DING! .]
[ YAWNS .]
SWING LOW [ DING! .]
SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT Man: I'M SORRY, THERE ARE NONE LEFT.
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I NEED A FISH NOW! I'M AFRAID THE LAST TWO JUMPED OUT OF THE TANK WHEN THEY SAW YOU COMING.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WHAT WILL I SAY TO GUMBALL? Man: Psst! [ GASPS .]
THE CALL OF A FRESHLY OPENED SODA.
NO, OVER HERE.
[ GASPS .]
A TALKING VAN! NO, I'M INSIDE.
MY HEAD? NO, THE VAN! AH! OH.
WHOA.
WHAT DO YOU SEEK? PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE MANY WONDROUS ITEMS IN MY STORE.
UH MM WHAT ABOUT THIS? NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT FOR SALE.
THEN WHY IS IT ON A PILLOW UNDER A SPOTLIGHT? UH, WELL, OH, IT'S PART OF THE GAME.
YOU INSIST, I SAY -- OH, WHATEVER, IT'S $100.
-$10.
-$50.
-$10.
-OKAY, $10.
-$50! -WHAT? OKAY, $100, BUT YOU'RE TWISTING MY ARM.
THERE'S JUST ONE THING.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GET IT WET.
UH IT'S A FISH.
WAIT, NO, IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
UH, DON'T FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT.
BUT IT'S KIND OF ALWAYS AFTER MIDNIGHT.
NO, NO, THAT WASN'T IT.
IT WAS SOMETHING WELL, ANYWAY, BE CAREFUL.
THAT FISH IS MORE SPECIAL THAN IT SEEMS.
[ GUMBALL SNARLING .]
AS A FISH, CAN YOU TELL ME WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN A SHARK AND A THOUSAND PIRANHAS? HMM.
YOU SEEM DIFFERENT TODAY.
SORT OF MOREAWAKE.
HMM.
[ GASPS .]
ARE YOU COPYING ME? [ CHOIR VOCALIZES .]
[ GASPS .]
OW! DID YOU -- DID YOU FEEL THAT? YEAH, ME TOO.
IN MY HEART.
WAIT A MINUTE.
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING I'M SAYING? THIS IS AMAZ-- OW! OKAY, OKAY! MY NAME IS GUMBALL.
GUMBALL.
GUMBALL.
WAIT.
THIS IS AMAZING! [ CHUCKLES .]
WAIT TILL MOM AND DAD SEE THIS.
THIS IS GONNA BLOW THEIR MINDS! OKAY, UM, LET'S SURPRISE THEM.
ACT AS DUMB AS POSSIBLE, OKAY? [ LAUGHS .]
NOT BAD.
BUT DUMBER! DUMBER! PERFECT! STAY LIKE THAT.
AND WHEN I BRING THEM OVER, YOU DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE UNTIL I SAY SO, OKAY? [ LAUGHS .]
MOM -- MOMMY! YOU GOT TO SEE THIS, MOM! AAH! HE'S -- MOMMY! MOM! MOM! THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GOT TO SEE! MOM! MOMMY! MOM, MOM, COME ON! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THIS IS AMAZING! COME ON, MOM! YOU GOT TO SEE! HE TALKS AND MOVES AND AND HE -- AND HE -- MOM! MOM! MOM! COME ON, MOM! HONEY, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO AVOID THIS, BUT I NEED TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
DARWIN IS NOT THE FIRST FISH.
THE ONES BEFORE HIM, WELL, THEY STOPPED MOVING, WHICH MEANS THAT THEY THEY THEY'RE ASLEEP AND YOUR FATHER PUT THEM ON A SUPER-FUN WATER SLIDE THAT GOES 'ROUND AND 'ROUND AND 'ROUND TO A MAGIC PLACE WHERE THEY HANG OUT WITH ALL THEIR FRIENDS AND FISHY FRIENDS, AND THEY DANCE AND DANCE FOREVER! [ LAUGHS .]
ARE YOU SAYING YOU REPLACED THE FISH BECAUSE THEY CROAKED, AND THEN DAD FLUSHED THEM DOWN THE TOILET? BUT IT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE DARWIN HASN'T STOPPED MOVING.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT SOMETHING, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT.
NOPE, STILL DON'T GET IT.
NOPE.
[ GRUNTS .]
[ Echoing .]
DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE UNTIL I SAY SO.
[ GASPS .]
DAD, NO! GUMBALL, IT'S TOO LATE, HONEY.
I'M A HYPERACTIVE I LIVE ON A DIFFERENT TIME SCALE! IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.
TOO FAST.
[ SIGHS .]
[ SIGHS .]
[ DOORKNOB RATTLING .]
.]
AW, COME ON! OKAY, THIS IS IT! STOP! AAH! DARWIN, I'LL SA-- DARWIN, I'LL SAVE YOU! THERE.
YOU CAN STOP FAKING NOW.
OH, I'M SORRY.
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEA ASLEEP! AND READY TO GO TO A MAGIC FISH WONDERLAND WHERE -- Mom: HE KNOWS.
[ SIGHS .]
BUDDY, I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU! GIVE ME A HUG.
UH.
AH! [ GASPS .]
I GUESS THAT FISH WAS SPECIAL AFTER ALL.
OH! [ LAUGHS .]
LET'S TAKE A PICTURE.
WELCOME TO THE WATTERSON'S, DARWIN.
OKAY, EVERYBODY SAY "CHEESE.
" IN THREE, TWO CHEESE! [ BOTH SCREAM .]
[ FLUSHES .]
Announcer: PREVIOUSLY ON "THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL" BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE WATTERSONS HAVE ADOPTED A MAGICAL FISH CALLED DARWIN, WHO THEY LOVE VERY MUCH BUT ACCIDENTALLY FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
Darwin: CHEESE! [ SCREAMING .]
Gumball: DARWIN! [ SCREAMS .]
WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? HOW DO I GET HOME?! WHAT IS LIFE?! OKAY, OKAY, CALM DOWN.
I GOT FLUSHED, I'M IN THE SEA, MY NAME'S DARWIN, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET HOME, AND LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT.
EVERYTHING IS COOL.
AH.
NO, WAIT! I'M LOST, I NEED HELP! HOW DO I GET BACK TO ELMORE?! OH, RIGHT.
YOU GUYS ONLY SPEAK FISH.
[ GURGLING .]
HOW DO I GET BACK TO ELMORE? All: OH! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOUR MOM'S A CAT, YOUR DAD'S A RABBIT, AND THEY MADE A FISH? NO, THEY BOUGHT ME FROM A MAGIC VAN.
AND THEY FLUSHED YOU DOWN WHAT? A TOILET.
IT'S A THING THEY SIT ON TO UH, YOU KNOW.
AND I ENDED UP HERE 'CAUSE ALL THE WASTE GETS FLUSHED INTO THE SEA.
EH, ANYWAY, THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THE WAY BACK TO LAND.
YEAH, BUT FISH CAN'T SURVIVE ON LAND.
I'LL FIND A WAY.
LOVE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY.
YOU'VE SAID A LOT OF CRAZY THINGS TODAY.
BUT THAT IS BY FAR THE MOST STUPID! YOU CAN'T SURVIVE OUT OF WATER! I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.
All: HUH? Fish: HE'S GONNA MAKE IT.
[ SPLAT .]
[ FLAPPING .]
[ GRUNTS .]
AH, MAYBE NOT.
[ HEARTBEAT .]
Nicole: I KNOW YOU'RE SAD, SWEETIE.
BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME -- NO! HE'LL NEED THIS WHEN HE COMES BACK! [ SIGHS .]
GUMBALL I KNOW HE'S TRYING TO GET BACK.
I CAN FEEL IT HERE.
IN YOUR STOMACH? IN HIS HEART, RICHARD.
NOT EVERYONE'S STOMACH FILLS THEIR WHOLE CHEST.
COME BACK, BUDDY.
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
[ HEARTBEAT .]
[ GASPS .]
[ COUGHS .]
[ PANTING .]
[ FISH CHEERING .]
Fish: TOLD YOU HE'D MAKE IT.
NICE TO MEET YOU, FISH FRIENDS! BUT NOW I MUST BEGIN MY INCREDIBLE JOURNEY AND HURRY BACK TO MY FAMILY.
GOODBYE! [ GASPS .]
OH.
I'M ON MY WAY I'M ON MY WAY I'VE GOT MY LUNGS, AND THAT'S A START AND I'VE GOT LOVE INSIDE MY HEART [ Gurgling .]
I'M ON MY WAY [ Normal voice .]
I'M ON MY WAY I MAY BE TINY AND ALONE BUT I WON'T STOP UNTIL I'M HOME I'M ON MY WAY I'M ON MY [ STOMACH RUMBLES .]
WAY AND THOUGH YOU HEAR MY STOMACH GRUMBLE I'LL STILL MAKE IT BACK TO GUMBALL [ HISSES .]
ACROSS THE DESERTS AND THE VALLEYS PAST THE BEARS THAT GROWL AND ROAR AT LAST I'VE MADE IT HOME TO ELMORE AW.
STILL ON MY WAY STILL ON MY WAY AND THOUGH THE JOURNEY'S PRETTY SLOW I KNOW I'M GONNA FIND MY BRO I'VE REACHED THE TOP AND I WON'T -- [ SCREECHES .]
[ CHIRPING .]
STOP MY HEART WILL [ SCREAMS, COUGHS .]
I'LL FIND GUMBALL I WON'T STOP, GIVE UP, OR STUMBLE [ GASPS .]
GUMBALL! [ PANTING .]
OKAY, THAT WAS HALF MY BAD, HALF -- OOF! ROCK.
[ SCREECHING .]
GUMBALL! I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT.
I'LL JUST LIE HERE A WHILE AND [ BREATHING SHALLOWLY .]
Darwin: GUMBALL Richard: LOOK, GUMBALL.
WE'VE TRIED EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
BUT I DON'T THINK DARWIN IS EVER COMING BACK.
NO, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP.
DARWIN WOULDN'T GIVE UP, AND IF HE DID, I'D BE THERE FOR HIM, AND I'D -- I'D KICK HIM IN THE BUTT.
[ Echoing .]
KICK HIM IN THE BUTT.
[ THUMP .]
OW! HUH? OW! WHAT? I'VE GOT LEGS.
AAH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! [ SCREAMS .]
I CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM THEM! WAIT A MINUTE, I CAN'T RUN AT ALL.
[ GRUNTING .]
OHH! OHH! ELMORE! HUH, IT LOOKS REALLY SMALL.
OHH.
OH, IT'S NOT SMALL.
IT'S REALLY FAR AWAY.
OOF.
OW.
HOW DO PEOPLE USE THESE THINGS? [ GRUNTING .]
THERE MUST BE AN EASIER WAY! AHA! OOF! ALL FOURS -- MUCH BETTER.
YES, I MADE IT! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE WATTERSONS LIVE? THEY HAVE A SON CALLED GUMBALL.
HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
DO YOU KNOW HIM? HE LOOKS LIKE THIS! [ SCREAMS .]
THANK YOU.
I'M REALLY HUNGRY.
MMM! HELLO! I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND GUMBALL! [ SCREAMS .]
IS SHE OKAY? OH, GOOD.
WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A LAWYER, LIKE YOU, FATHER.
HELLO! Both: AAH! A TALKING DOG! HA! HA! HEY, HEY, HELLO, HELLO! [ ALL SCREAMING .]
Man: SOMEBODY CALL PEST CONTROL! [ TIRES SCREECH .]
"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY'SFISH.
" JUST PUT UP A PICTURE OF DARWIN.
OH, SORRY.
THERE.
NO, NO, NOT JUDARWIN.
[ SCOFFS .]
BUDDY, PLEASE COME BACK.
[ ALL SCREAMING IN DISTANCE .]
[ GASPS .]
GUMBALL! GUMBAL--AAH! [ GASPS .]
[ GASPS .]
GUMBALL! LET ME OUT! I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY FAMILY! FAMILY, HUH? I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE, TOO.
YOU NEED TO LET GO, SON.
THE SOONER YOU FORGET ABOUT THEM, THE LESS IT WILL HURT.
BUT THEY WERE RIGHT THERE.
I -- I NEED TO GET BACK TO THEM.
I NEED TO GET BACK.
I NEED TO GET BACK.
WHAT THE?! DAD?! WHAT?! YOU SAID PUT UP ALL THE POSTERS.
NOT IN THE SAME PLACE! [ GRUNTS, SCOFFS .]
[ WIND HOWLS .]
IT'S NO GOOD.
[ SNIFFLES .]
I'LL NEVER FIND HIM ANYWAY.
[ Echoing .]
NEVER FIND HIM ANYWAY.
NEVER FIND HIM ANYWAY.
NEVER FIND HIM ANYWAY.
[ GASPS .]
HE GAVE UP.
[ WHIMPERS .]
IT'S ALL OVER.
THIS IS THE END.
THERE'S NO WAY OUT.
OH, THE KEYS! I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT.
THE KEY TO THIS IS TO JUST LET IT GO.
NO, NO, NO, NO -- YOU OPEN THE -- I OPENED MY HEART ONCE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
NO, YOU TAKE THE KEYS AND YOU OPEN -- THE KEY, YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE KEY! COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! [ ALL BARKING .]
HUH? AAH! Darwin: [ LAUGHING .]
GOODBYE! GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR FAMILIES! COME ON, HONEY.
[ SIGHS .]
CHEER UP, SON.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
THERE'S PLENTY MORE -- SHH! WHAT? YOU WERE GONNA SAY, YOU KNOW.
I WAS GONNA SAY THERE'S PLENTY MORE LOVE IN OUR HEART FOR A NEW FRIEND.
PEOPLE DON'T SAY THAT.
THEY SAY THERE'S PLENTY MORE FISH IN THE SE-- TOO SOON.
Gumball: [ SIGHS .]
IT'S OKAY.
I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET A NEW DARWIN.
[ SEATBELT CLICKS .]
I'M HERE! WAIT, NO! [ In distance .]
WAIT, I'M HERE! DON'T REPLACE ME! I'M HERE, WAIT! HOLD ON.
THE BOWL IS LIKE 15 TIMES THE PRICE OF THE FISH.
[ TIRES SQUEAL .]
WAIT, WAIT! [ Panting .]
I'M OVER HERE! [ PANTING .]
HERE! LOOK! THE RAINBOW FACTORY'S OPENING.
MAYBE I COULD GET A JOB THERE.
HUH? NO.
NO, NO, NO! YOU WON'T NEED A JOB ONCE MY BUSINESS IDEA PANS OUT.
WHAT BUSINESS IDEA? YOU! FOLLOW THAT CAR! OKAY! NO, WITH ME! WITH ME! IT'S CALLED THE INTERNET.
IT'S A PLACE WHERE YOU EXCHANGE DIFFERENT TYPES OF NETS -- FISHING NETS, HAIR NETS, BUTTERFLY NETS.
KA-CHING! Darwin: [ PANTING .]
AND SO YOU JUST HIRE DIFFERENT NETS OF DIFFERENT SIZES.
SIR, I HAVE MY OWN NET.
[ In distance .]
I'M HERE! I'M HERE! DON'T REPLACE ME! Man: HERE YOU GO, LITTLE FELLA.
[ LOUD HEARTBEAT .]
DARWIN.
NO, I CAN'T! THERE'S ONLY ONE DARWIN! [ PANTING .]
[ HEARTBEAT THUMPS .]
HE'S HERE! DARWIN'S HERE! I CAN FEEL IT! GUMBALL, WAIT! [ GASPS .]
GUMBALL! [ BOTH LAUGHING .]
DARWIN! YOU CAME BACK! WHAT? YOU'VE GOT LEGS? HOW? I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I KNOW WHY.
[ GASPS .]
IT WASN'T FOR REVENGE, WAS IT? IT'S OKAY.
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T FLUSH ME ON PURPOSE, MR.
WATTERSON.
PLEASE, SON, CALL ME DAD.
OKAY, MR.
DAD.
OH! [ LAUGHS .]
DARWIN, YOUR LITTLE FEET! WAIT, WAIT! HOLD ON! HERE.
[ GASPS .]
THANK YOU! I'LL NEVER TAKE THEM OFF.
[ SMOOCHES .]
SO HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT BACK TO ELMORE? I'LL TELL YOU -- IN THE FORM OF A SONG! [ ALL VOCALIZING .]
[ BOTH SNORING .]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER .]