The Fairly OddParents: A New Wish (2024) s01e09 Episode Script

Trial and Hair-or

Who's that girl
walking into school ♪
With the fancy hair
that's super cool? ♪
It's Hazel ♪
Uh, uh ♪
It's Hazel ♪
Uh, uh ♪
I've never seen a kid
this excited for school.
I have!
The school had wizards
and spells
And everybody talked like this
and flew around on brooms, mate.
Uh, Cosmo, sweetie,
that was a movie.
And this is no movie.
School Spirit Week.
Sounds spooky.
It's not.
Spirit Week is the one week
students get to unite
and celebrate
the power of our school pride.
There's a different theme
and prize every day.
And today, I'm gonna win
Most Spirited Hair.
You're a shoe-in, squirt.
You have great hair.
and with my mom creating
a super fantastic hairstyle
for me,
it'll be even better.
Are you ready to make
something special, baby girl?
Sure am.
Is Mom standing behind you or--
Oh, no, no.
She had a book emergency.
She had to head
to her conference early.
But don't worry,
I've been up for hours
studying different hairstyles.
Oh, I'm not worried.
I'm terrified.
No. No.
- Ugh.
- Ugh.
A Marcus masterpiece.
- What do you think?
- It's good, for a normal day.
But for a special day
like today,
I need something
10 times bigger.
I can add another bow.
Just give me a couple of hours
to figure out the math on that.
That's OK, Dad.
I've got this.
I need something extravagant,
something to take my hair
to the next level.
It needs oomph.
It needs pizzazz.
I wish my hair had spirit.
- You got it.
- Spirited hair, coming up.
Uh, is something wrong
with your magic?
My hair looks the same.
Nothing wrong with my magic.
My magic is delicious.
Girl, you better stop.
That comb is way too small
for these delicate tresses.
Who said that?
It is I,
known all across the land
from earlobe to earlobe.
The one, the only,
Diana the Diva.
Please, please.
Hold your applause.
- Uh, why is my hair talking?
Hair isn't supposed to talk.
I can do way more than talk.
I can laugh.
I can cry.
And most importantly,
I can feel.
This is not what I meant when
I wished my hair had spirit.
Oh, I thought you wanted
your hair to have a spirit.
We really need to work on
your active listening skills.
- What?
- Hazel, darling.
You must be so honored
to finally meet me.
Let me get a good look at you.
You know, there's a perfectly
functional mirror
in the corner of the room.
I want to know everything
about you curl-friend.
What's your sign?
Let me guess.
- Oh. Ha.
I like her.
She's punny.
I want to try one.
Um, um-- pass.
OK, Diana.
If I'm gonna win
for Most Spirited Hair,
I need your help.
- Absolutely.
I'm hair for you.
I won't give you any stubble.
No, I don't like that.
Metals make me itch,
and a diva does not itch.
Too tight.
I need to be able
to breathe so I can
Sing ♪
With perfect harmony.
O-M-G. Flowers!
Go in the trash.
All these years
we've been together,
and you still
don't know I'm allergic?
Well, what do you like?
I thought you'd never ask.
I love the feel
of taking center stage,
and all eyes are on me.
I love the sound
of the crowd chanting
my name, Diana, Diana.
And most of all,
I love to dance.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's right.
Shake that hair booty.
Party people, focus.
Who stopped the music?
I'm gonna be late for school
if I can't get this together.
I know the perfect thing.
It's classy.
It's timeless.
I look great in it.
I don't have a good feeling
about this.
What about
a big beautiful bow?
Did someone say bow?
Give my fans what they want.
Please, just cut it out
and let me focus.
- Yeah. Just relax.
Oh, girl. Uh-uh.
You got me twisted.
- What are you doing?
Talking about cutting
and relaxing.
You're trying to change me.
Ooh, low maintenance.
Trying to make me wear things
that I don't like.
I know
when I'm not appreciated.
What's happening?
I'm shedding you, Hazel.
That's what's happening.
Where is she going?
Diana the Diva!
I don't see her anywhere.
I got to get to school,
but I need to find Diana
before the assembly.
We need to make her come to us.
Maybe she went
back to her roots.
Not funny.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe she-- she--
How can we help you?
We need to set a trap,
something so sneaky,
so clever, Diana can't help
but fall for it.
Coconut oil makes
my hair so soft and shiny.
There's no way
she can resist this.
Got her.
Where'd she go?
Nice try,
but I only like organic.
Silk scarf lasso, please.
I'm a horse.
Let's ride.
Was my hair always this heavy?
Where do you keep coming from?
Ah, brush it off, Hazel.
You got to wake up
pretty curly
in the morning
to tangle with me.
Uh, Are we sure
this is a good idea?
Release the hair gel!
I guess, you'll be sticking
with me after all.
Give it up, Hazel.
Diana, please.
Let's talk about this.
We're curl-friends, remember?
Oh, no.
It's too late for that.
You don't appreciate me.
All you care about
is that competition.
I'm out of here,
and you're out of hair.
What are you gonna do now?
What time
is the assembly, squirt?
Right now.
I have an idea.
Wow, look at
all these great hairstyles.
They look so good,
and you look
ah-- ah-- pass.
Oh, what's wrong, sweetie?
Don't think you'll win?
Cosmo's right.
Everyone showed up
with such great hair,
and I'm stuck in this wig.
It makes me miss Diana.
Oh, she was amazing.
So full of spunk.
- And fun!
I really hurt her feelings.
I want to apologize,
but she's gone now.
Probably forever.
Hello, people of Spirit Week.
It is I, Diana the Diva,
here to claim my title
as Most Spirited Hair.
Is she in your class?
Cool costume.
Did your mom make it?
Only my hairdresser
knows for sure.
Diana, you're here.
Oh, Hazel.
Fancy meeting you-- hair?
It's my mom's wig.
How dare you.
If anybody is going to be
on Hazel's head,
it's going to be me.
Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
The shade.
I can't believe you, Hazel.
First, you toss me aside
like day old conditioner,
and then you replace me.
You're unbeweaveable!
Diana, I'm sorry I made you
feel like you weren't wanted.
You don't mean that.
You just don't want me
to win the contest.
Diana, Wait!
I don't care about that.
I like you
just the way you are.
You really do care.
Can you ever forgive me?
Of course, I can.
You're my best friend.
I love being a part of you.
Through thick and thin.
Let's show 'em
how spirited we are.
Who's that girl
getting ready for bed? ♪
With the super cool friend
on top of her head? ♪
It's Hazel ♪
- And Diana ♪
Girl, you know you got
to protect that magic.
Aw, what a hairy-tale ending.
Cosmo, you finally did it.
Did what?
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