The Little Fairy (2006) s01e04 Episode Script

Tian Wai Fei Xian (Fairy from Wonderland)
Episode 4
I'm done. Here.
You your grandfather's last name
is Tu?
Everybody calls him that.
But isn't your last name Long?
That's right! Long as in dragon!
Cool, right?
That's not right! You and your grandfather
don't have the same last name!
You're so stupid to ask a question
like that.
When he was born and they changed his name,
I wasn't even born.
That's not right. Your last name should
be the same as your father.
My last name is Dong because my
father's last name is Dong.
Why is my father's last name Dong?
That's because my grandfather's last
name was Dong.
My grandfather
You're so annoying.
It's just a character.
There. Isn't that good?
That's great!
What are you doing?
This is for your grandfather!
How can you eat it?
A man
Shouldn't be fussing over these
petty things.
Don't you know this is disrespectful
to the dead?
I'm hungry! Give it to me!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hurry up and apologize to your grandfather!
I won't apologize!
Why do I have to apologize to him?
If you don't apologize to him,
Then I won't bring you to my house and
I won't give you any food!
Fine! I still won't apologize!
I'll see how long you can stay here.
You
It tastes so good!
Why?
Why?
WHY?
WHY???
Why what?
Why don't you tell me to
apologize?
Why should I tell you?
Because if you tell me to apologize,
Then I will apologize.
Okay! Apologize!
Okay! Is this good enough?
Wait, you haven't apologized yet!
Sorry.
Who are you saying it to?
Of course it's my grandfather.
It's not like you're dead.
You!
Then say it to him!
Sorry, grandfather.
Isn't that better?
Alright.
Come home with me for dinner.
MY GOD! Do I really have to be
with this person for half a year?
I'm going home for dinner.
Here! Long, hurry up and eat.
The food's all prepared.
Finally there's food to eat! There's
finally food to eat!
Slow down
Son! You're taking in this mysterious
person?
His name is Long Guangbiao.
His grandfather just died.
He doesn't have anywhere to go
and he's pretty pitiful.
So, I was thinking he could
stay here for a few days.
Son! When you were five years old,
You took home a broken-legged cricket
to have it doctored.
When you were eight, you saved a
bird that couldn't fly.
When you were fourteen, you took
home a dog without hair!
Aren't you just making things
worse for me?
I promise, this time I won't
trouble you!
He's fine. He doesn't have any
broken limbs,
And he has all of his hair.
Hey, what do you guys take me for?
Crickets, birds, and dogs?
I never said that. You said it yourself.
Bing Tang Hu Lu Wu Jia Pi.
Take this crazy lady to the woods
to be fed by bears.
How come she's still here?
You little brat, were you saying
bad things about me?
I never said anything bad!
I
Okay okay okay
Mom, he's a boy.
It's easy for him to say dirty things.
But he doesn't have any bad
intentions.
Do you say dirty words?
I don't say them.
Then are you a boy?
I I'm Mom's own son.
Mom knows the most about me being
a boy or not.
Don't say anymore to your mother.
Ordinary people can't
Take your mother's weird logic.
Why are you on some stranger's
side?
In this house
Do I not have a say in this hosue?
I Do I not have a say in this
house?
This I
Why did you go onto this subject again?
Seriously!
I'm telling you, if this person's in the house,
then I'm not in the house.
Hmph. Everything in this world can be a
home for a man. I could care less about
living here.
Hey, Long!
Mom,
I promised his grandfather I would
take care of him!
This was his grandfather's will!
How can I take that back?
Long!
Long!
Long!
Long!
Seventh princess.
You should go back.
I'm not going!
If you're like this,
How am I supposed to respond
to your father?
I want to ask him too!
Why'd he throw me to this
stupid place?
That Dong Yong is so annoying!
And then there's that annoying woman.
It's obvious that he's just making
my life as bad as it can get.
The Jade Emperor sent you here
to be punished!
I'd rather be locked up in
You Ming garden!
Just endure it for awhile.
Hurry up and go back!
I'm not going back!
I once thought
The seventh princess was undefeatable
and number one!
Now that I look at it,
You can only be number two.
Why am I number two?
Everybody knows the seventh princess
isn't afraid of anything.
Even the Jade Emperor is afraid of you.
But now you're afraid of Dong Yong
and his family.
Then Dong Yong's family is number one
And you would be number two.
What are you talking about? I'm
just taking a little rest.
I'll go back later. They'll have their
share.
There's no hurry!
You still have half a year's time
To take back your title.
You're right.
But how am I going to go back?
That woman chased me out.
It's only women.
They're easy to take care of.
Why do you say that?
Think of a way
To gain their sympathy.
Tudi Gong Gong, you're not
that stupid!
Long!
It's only a few cuts and bruises.
It's nothing.
But, but you're severely hurt!
This there's so much blood!
That's weird. In our Gancheng
province,
Hasn't heard of vicious dogs
appearing.
That's right.
Why are you bleeding so much?
Bleeding this little blood
Is nothing to a man like me.
There isn't a feast that doesn't end
in this world [it's an idiom that means you're
leaving].
I'll be leaving now
No no
Mom, Dad, even if you don't
agree,
I'll still let him stay.
Dong Yong,
Making people do things they don't
want to isn't me
Isn't something
Long Guangbiao does
Mister, Misses, I'll be leaving now.
No
You've been hurt this badly,
Why are you still putting on your hero act?
That's right
Go home with us.
Yeah
But, how can I intrude
on you?
Why are you saying this?
My son
Already promised your grandfather.
How can we take it back?
Yeah! Long,
Let me take care of you.
Then if everybody wants me to
I can only stay.
So sorry for causing trouble.
That's right.
This is great
Let's go
Let's go.
It's really good. Here
Dong, I
I'm not that badly hurt. I can
do it myself.
Look, you're really hurt. Just let me
feed you.
Here
Fine.
No need to be so polite.
Long Guangbiao.
Mom.
First a bad person then a gentleman.
If you're going to be staying here,
you'll have to follow our rules.
Washing dishes and mopping the floor
won't be omitted.
If you make a mistake, you'll
be punished our way!
Mom! Look, he's already turned
into this. What can he do?
Just forgive him.
Also, you can't use dirty words
to say bad things about me.
Did you hear that?
Mom!
You should learn from my
Dong Yong.
Dong Yong is Qiancheng province's
model boy.
Father and Mother couldn't
do anything to me.
You think you can?
This. I won't be doing all
of this later, will I?
Alright. Don't worry, I'll help you.
That's good.
I've never done chores ever
in my life.
Okay. I know!
Here sit down. It's very tiring like that.
Be careful
Slowly
Long,
I want to ask you,
Do you have any sisters?
There he goes again.
I knew you would ask me that.
Why are you asking me that?
Because
Because recently I met a girl
Who looks a lot like you.
But it's impossible.
Because your last name is Long and her
last name is Yu.
What kind of girl is she?
Her? She likes to appear suddenly
But also likes to disappear suddenly.
She has about the same height
as you.
About five feet.
But she's very cute.
She's never even seen a sunset.
And she's never eaten a baked
sweet potato.
Oh yeah! Her father's really mean.
She's really mischievous.
But, when she smiles,
She's really charming.
Everytime I'm with her,
It seems like there are no worries
in my mind.
Why is it like that?
Because because
I like her.
You like her?
What type of feeling is that?
How do you describe that?
It's when you're with her,
You don't need to say anything,
And you don't need to do anything,
You're only only looking at her,
And you feel a kind of happiness,
A kind of satisfication.
For her,
You can do anything.
You make it sound easy.
I will find her!
I will definitely be with her.
No way!
Why?
How dare you! You promised
my grandfather
To take care of me.
If you don't do that,
You! You'll get hit by lightning!
Your face will grow pimples and
no girl will like you!
I know!
Didn't I already promise you?
After half a year, when your parents
come for you,
Then I'll go find her.
Look at you! I've sacrificed so much
for you already.
So in this half a year,
You have to be good.
Understood?
I don't understand don't understand!
What ar eyou doing?
You you look too much
like Xiao Qi.
I I'm Long Guangbiao!
Sorry sorry.
If you're a man, you shouldn't be
worried about not having a wife.
Tomorrow,
I'll bring you to a place full of
beautiful girls.
It's not her.
It's not hot anymore. Here
Guangbiao, are you full?
The food is so disgusting, yet you
make me eat so much of it!
Mom, Dad, then I'll go to school.
Okay.
Go ahead.
I want to go too!
Go where?
You think you can go anywhere
looking like that?
There's nothing wrong for you,
But what if you meet someone who isn't as
brave and scare them?
Stay here at home. Take care
of your body.
I!
Guangbiao,
Look at you right now. You should
listen to my mom and just stay here.
Who said that? I'm all fine.
See? I'm fine. Perfectly fit!
And all energetic too!
That's amazing! That's great!
Young being young is so good.
So good.
Okay! Being energetic is good!
Then hurry up and do work.
This woman wants to get an argument
started, doesn't she?
That's wonderful, Aunty!
Cabbage Fresh cabbage!
Here! Freshly picked carrots! Carrots!
Freshly picked carrots! Take a look!
How much is it?
5 cents for a pound.
1 cent.
[Note: Their currency is different. Have no idea.]
5 cents for a pound! I'm not
lowering that price by even a cent!
Not lowering the price?
We'll see who has more time.
Here Cabbage! It's really fresh!
Young girl! Take a look!
5 cents for a pound!
Take a look. take a look.
Don't go! Take a look!
It's really cheap!
4 cents a pound.
1 cent! I'll buy 10 pounds.
Fine! Fine!
You're buying so much cabbage. How
are you going to eat it all?
And there's so much, how are you
going to hold it?
Give them all to him.
Me?
Aren't you an energetic young man?
These 10 pounds of cabbage should be nothing
for you.
You!
You!
Scared?
Scared? I'm just afraid you don't
have enough money.
That's good.
Young man!
Who are you calling young man?
Just take it!
Walk faster! At this rate, we'll
never reach home!
What? Can you do it?
If you can't do it, just say it.
Don't you need to go home to
make food?
So much useless talk.
Aren't you going to make your husband
hungry?
Okay! If you really can do it,
There's still there's still 20 pounds
of fish for me to buy.
Let's go Come with me.
Okay! There are lots of resources.
Tonight I can eat a lot!
Okay! First execute the fish!
Stop!
It's me.
I'll kill you for sure!
The things you make taste disgusting.
The things you make taste disgusting!
I I Tonight I'm going to make
sure you're going to be boiled!
How dare you run!
How dare you run?
How dare you? I
Where is it?
The things you make taste disgusting!
The things you make taste disgusting!
So disgusting!
Help! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
You make us taste disgusting!
The things you make taste disgusting!
They taste disgusting!
Disgusting disgusting
Zaojun old man
[Note: Deity of the kitchen]
Thanks for helping me out and taking
care of that arrogant aunty!
This this isn't a bit overdone, is it?
Seventh princess, this
What, are you allowing people to
make fun of the seventh princess?
Of course not!
That's right!
So, it's called justice.
You just did another good thing!
Yes yes yes Seventh princess!
Yong's Dad!
Yong's Dad!
Yong's Dad!
Yong's Dad!
What's wrong? What's with
the screaming?
Get over there! I. I never want to
be with Long Guangbiao anymore!
I want to go to sleep.
I want to rest I want to sleep
I want rest I want sleep
What's she doing?
If she didn't act that way, then it would
be strange! Right?
Yeah.
Don't do that!
Hey hey hey! What are you doing?
Don't do that!
Hey! What are you doing?
No no!
Stay that way.
Don't don't wrap it!
My head. my head!
You, get down get down!
Get down!
Can't you be more obedient?
I hate being obedient!
Why? Do you like spinning fabric?
Here I'll teach you!
I'll help you go!
No! Does the whole family take me
as some servant?
It's raining!
How can it be raining?
No idea.
Everybody hurry up and get the fabric
back inside!
Those are the best fabric!
Faster! Faster!
Old Hu! Over here! You go that way!
Everybody faster! Go faster!
It's raining!
Time to go!
Bring it back inside!
Quickly!
Who else wants to push me around?
Who else?
Seventh princess.
Tudi Gong Gong.
You need to complete 100 tasks for kindness.
Why aren't you doing that?
Why, do you want to stay in the
mortal realm forever?
How am I bad?
You still say that?
You went to find Zaojun and Leigong
[Note: Leigong is deity of lightning and thunder]
To bully the Dong family.
You don't know what happened!
They
Were only helping me find back
my justice.
Really?
Yeah.
When someone leaves their hometown,
they're worthless.
Xiao Qi finally understands that.
Seventh princess, what happened?
Can't you tell me?
Even if I say it, you can't help me.
Just say it.
Pitiful Xiao Qi,
Can't have a full three meals everyday.
At the fabric factory, I have to sew fabric.
At his house, I'm treated like a servant!
I'm only a slave in their house!
Mother's not here
Nobody's here to care about me,
nobody's here to pity me.
Nobody pity's me!
If Xiao Qi had a little bit of magic,
Then she wouldn't be off this bad!
You're right
Xiao Qi knows,
Tudi Gong Gong has a way!
No way.
Fine!
Tudi Gong Gong, the one in charge of the
mortal realm, doesn't even care about
Xiao Qi!
Then when the time comes,
Xiao Qi'll be tortured by
The Dong family to death,
Who's going to be responsible to
Father and Mother?
Ugh, I can't find any way to
take care of you!
If you have this, then you'll have
magic, right?
This jade
Only works,
When you're being attacked.
Then what's so fun about it?
How is it fun?
This is used to protect you!
When somebody is going to attack you,
Then their movements will be controlled
by you.
This way, you won't be bullied.
Is there one where I can be more
offensive?
Then you'll have to kill me first.
What?
Think about it. If I give you magic,
That would be going against your
father!
Fine! If you don't want it,
give it back.
I want it!
I want it.
Seventh princess, with this,
You will be good, right?
I know!
Students.
Who can tell me this?
What is the relationship between
heaven and earth?
Who knows?
Shang Guan student.
According to what I know,
Heaven and earth are square
and circle.
Heaven is a circle while the earth
is a squre.
Well said. But the answer is wrong.
But Fuzi,
What's written in the book is
According to my studies of the
heavens,
It should be the heaven is round,
and so is the earth.
Fuzi, your theory
Good afternoon, principal.
Sit down
Fuzi,
I just passed by,
I heard you say the heaven and
earth are both round, right?
Right.
Then, what's in the books,
What the people before had written
down for years,
And people had accepted,
Is wrong just because of what
you said?
No.
But when you're looking at
knowledge,
We need to have more proof.
We can't just assume things.
As a teacher,
Your words and actions,
Deeply affect the students.
Right.
You have to be responsible to them.
Right.
You can't push over the classics,
And make things up for them
to believe.
What the old man said was true.
The world really is round.
Xiao Qi, what are you saying?
My name is Long Guangbiao! I'm
a man!
Who dares to say I'm a girl?
I'll beat him up!
Sorry.
We're having class. Don't make
a scene.
You know him?
Sorry, principal.
I'll take him away right now.
Wait!
Young man,
That
Do you know a lot about astronomy?
Yeah.
Old guy, want to learn from me?
Sure!
You! Stop making things up!
I I think this person
Is here to make trouble.
No no no
Science is good in that it encourages
imagination and trying things out.
You need to prove things after
experimenting.
Can you prove that what he said
was wrong?
This that
This person,
Then how can you proove
What he said was true?
Right. What proof do you have?
Of course I can prove it.
Come with me.
Let's go.
Let's go
Guangbiao!
Hurry up!
Young man,
You can start now.
That was something my great great
grandfather gave to me as an heirloom!
Don't worry. It'll come back.
Come back?
Yeah. But you'll have to wait.
After 90 days.
Why do you have to wait for 90 days?
Yeah.
Because the earth is round.
After going around once, it goes
back to its origin.
Are you joking?
You said our earth was round.
Then wouldn't we be falling?
So stupid, so stupid
Stupid!
We don't stand on the earth because
the earth is flat.
It's because there's gravity. Stupid.
What? Who did you say was stupid?
Are you saying Potato is stuipd?
Young man, your theories are
really special!
Can you stay with me to study
this?
I don't take interest in school.
Then then why don't you go?
No no no
I once hated schools,
But now, I want to come!
Why?
Because you don't want me to
come.
Okay!
Principal, this person
Has the brains of a scientist,
And a teenager's rebellion.
Good!
No way!
Old guy, then I can come to class?
Of course! Classtime!
Wait! This is my school!
If you can't get past me, then
don't even think about it!
On the four virtues.
This is our last test question for
this year.
Guangbiao, don't you want to
go to school?
Okay! I respect that.
So you can be the first to
take the test.
It's those long and boring virtues
again.
Do you understand them?
If I understood them, why would
I need to go to school?
I don't understand them, that's why
you need to teach them!
If I understood,
Then I'd end up being your teacher!
Give it a rest.
How dare you!
Principal,
Guangbiao is just a rebellious
teenager.
This question
Is too hard for him.
It's rare that he wants knowledge,
So principal, just let him in.
Later, after understanding that,
He'll become one of society's
elite.
No.
This school has never had this
precedent.
He must take the test.
Right! He'll have to take
the test.
But you need to give this young man some
time to prepare.
Fine! Then right now is your study
time.
Tomorrow, you have to
take the test.
Men shouldn't beat around the bush.
Today is today. Tomorrow
is tomorrow.
I'll take the test now.
Guangbiao
This guy is asking for a death
wish.
Fine! For the sake of being fair,
None of the students are allowed
to watch during test time.
Dong Yong! You're in charge of
watching over Guangbiao!
Don't cheat, understood?
Yes, Fuzi.
On the four virtues.
Starting now.
That's right that's right
What do you think? Pretty good?
What is this?
You!
What are you doing?
You looked really funny just then. So
I drew it down.
Long Guangbiao,
Don't you want to get into
the school?
What were you writing this whole time?
Alright alright
Then I'll just rewrite it again.
Time's up!
Time's up?
What? Can you write out ten
characters?
Fuzi,
This is Long Guangbiao's test.
Awesome, eh?
What do you think?
Awesome, eh?
It's well-written and is concise.
Well said.
Fuzi, does that mean
Guangbiao can become a student?
You didn't disappoint me.
But,
There's no next time.
Thanks, Fuzi.
Long Guangbiao,
Make sure to get to class
on time.
Don't be late.
Time is life. Being late is wasting
your life.
I won't allow it.
Okay! Old guy,
You can't be late either.
Hurry and go home to tell your
parents.
My parents are never by my side.
Also, my grandfather who took care
of me yesterday is dead.
Why aren't you sad at all?
You understand,
When you love someone,
You can love to the point of not
loving them.
Students, I'll see you tomorrow!
Does Guangbiao have a sister?
I don't know.
But, he looks a lot like her.
Attention, ladies and gentlemen!
Today, I, Fu Yuanbao, will
be performing magic tricks,
To show you amazing things!
Saijin,
This is my new magic trick.
Abracadabra!
What do you think?
That's amazing!
What do you think? Amazing?
For you, this is for you
You don't like it? That's okay. I'll
conjure something else up.
Okay. Here
Your magic is so fake!
You little rascal! It's you again!
Fine then, why don't you conjure
something up?
I'm afraid you'll be too scared.
I'm so scared.
You guys, stop fighting
No! This is a fight between
men.
Stand on the side! Show me what
you got!
Alright! Then I'll let you have
your fight.
If you can hit me,
I'll call you teacher.
You said it yourself.
Everybody hear that? Everybody
heard it.
Don't regret it.
No!
How did that happen?
This is my magic.
I don't believe it! I'll
hit you!
I'll hit you! I'll hit you!
Yuanbao!
Stop it
Hit him, hit him
Yuanbao!
He's really hurt.
Yuanbao! Slowly, slowly
Are you okay?
I.. I'm fine.
You little rascal! Using black magic
What? You're the incompetent
one.
Okay stop fighting, stop fighting
Hurry up and give Yuanbao,
hurry and help him.
Mom!
How did this happen?
You immature girl!
Go Hurry!
Saijin,
It really hurts right there.
There
Shang Guan!
My hand!
Yuanbao
Wait a minute, Shang Guan!
Shang Shang
Shang Guang
Potato
That Saijin girl,
Doesn't like this incompetent guy,
and likes that cool guy.
I, Long Guangbiao, can finally
go to school!
Alright! Students
Today,
We welcome Long Guangbiao!
Welcome to our school!
Yay!
Welcome
Fellow peers, everybody,
hello!
Please help me out.
Alright! We now begin class.
"The moon is round and missing."
So, when is it round and when
is it missing?
You answer.
This is easy.
It's round on the 15th and missing
on the 1st.
Okay Well answered.
Then, why is it round? Why is
it missing?
When it's round then it's round
When it's missing
It's been eaten by the heaven
dog.
Long Guangbiao,
You're laughing so happily.
Do you have any complaints?
The moon actually never really
changes.
It never is missing anything.
Stop saying random things.
What?
Please do not reject or ridicule
Long Guangbiao's idea.
You you can continue.
Continue
Fine. I'll tell you.
This means that,
The earth beneath us blocks the
sun's rays.
When the earth's shadow is reflected
onto the moon,
We will see a moon with parts missing.
Then how would you explain a
full moon?
Right that that's a good
question.
He asked a good question.
Isn't that obvious?
That means that the earth can
float around.
Its shadow would do the same
as well.
When it floats over,
We'll see a round moon.
When it floats away, then we'll see
a partial moon.
Where did you learn about this?
I saw it myself!
He's making things up!
No.
I think what he said is really
knowledgeable.
But
His theory is very novel!
Although I can't entirely understand
it,
It gives me great inspiration!
It's okay. You guys are mortals.
It's okay if you don't know.
You can't be so rude to
Lao Fuzi.
No no no It's okay.
Long Guangbiao,
You have a risky attitude that
we all lack!
It's something I should learn.
It's also something you should
all learn.
Being lazy?
Why do you have this?
Xiao Qi gave it to me.
She doesn't like you?
The very opposite.
I know she doesn't like you.
You don't understand it.
This is something between the
two of us.
How can you understand it?
I'm that
Actually
I thought you would understand
it.
You said it yesterday.
You can love someone until
you don't love them.
How do you know that?
You you are you okay? Are you okay?
I'm fine.
For men, a headache is nothing.
You're still saying that? You're always
sick or you have a headache.
Alright! Starting tomorrow,
You're exercising with me.
It'll make sure you're fit.
Here get another bucket of clean
water.
Thanks.
That's strange.
I know I wrote that.
Why did I write that to him?
Perhaps Some time I don't know
about
I liked him?
This is bad. It's clearly 2 people
Why am I getting more and more
confused,
Mixing him and Xiao Qi up?
Dong Yong! Dong Yong! Be
more awake!