The Little Fairy (2006) s01e05 Episode Script
Episode 5
Tian Wai Fei Xian (Fairy from Wonderland) Episode 5
You want to die?
Sorry, mister. Sorry.
M mister?!
Are you addressing me as mister?!
I I'm telling you. I'm Linan's
number one gangster!
You're that person who beats
people up,
Threatens people, starts fires,
Kidnaps, forces women into prostitution,
that Linan's number one gangster?
I'm telling you,
Right now I'm even giving out
high-interest debts!
I didn't do it on purpose, mister!
Do you have too much time on your hands?
I still have to go back to do business!
Consider yourself lucky. Get out
of my sight!
That girl If I sell her to you,
would you want her?
Yihongyuan's got lots of customers,
Each of them with different
expectations.
We accept any kind.
Big!
Here
Here give me! Let me
bet another 200 dollars!
Okay!
I like people who are straightforward
like you.
Then please sign here.
Place your bets!
I I place them all on big!
Big big
Open!
Big!
6, 6, 6
You lost again.
Damn it.
Wait.
You want to leave so soon?
Don't worry. My store can't
run away.
Store? I won that. But that's
not enough.
What are you saying? I just
signed it!
You did just sign the papers. But
read it more carefully.
20,000 dollars?!
Give it to me!
It is 20,000!
I I'll pay it. I'll pay
it I'll pay it.
I can give you my jewelry
Go away
Why would I want your crappy
jewelry?
Then what do you want?
Don't worry! I don't want you,
The one I want is the one
in your house.
Who?
You're daughter, Saijin!
Class is so boring.
I still want to tell you,
If you don't work hard when you're young,
you'll be sad when you're old.
My dad's got enough money to cover the
streets of 10 Qiancheng provinces!
My biggest job is to spend money!
That way it'll help my dad out in
the underworld.
What an attitude!
Help!
Help!
Yuanbao, help us! Help us!
What happened?
Saijin Saijin was kidnapped!
Hurry up and save us!
Hurry
Get a move on!
Linan's number one gangster!
Stop! Don't move!
Let go of her.
Mom, help me!
Mom!
Yuanbao,
I I'm working for your dad.
Please don't get in the way.
Get in the way?
What if I do want to get
in the way?
Then then then don't blame me,
if I go tough on you.
You think I'm afraid of you?
Fight? Fun!
Rascal! Don't go messing
around!
If you've got skills, why don't
you beat me up, huh?
Fine!
You guys, go!
Go!
Haoqi!
Saijin!
Go!
Let go of me!
Haoqi!
You okay?
Let go of me!
Go!
Go!
Stop him!
Haoqi!
Let go!
Don't come near! If you come near,
I'll kill her!
Haoqi! Be careful!
Don't come near! Another step, and
I'll kill her!
Everything's fine now.
Thanks Mr Shang Guan.
Are you hurt?
Nope
Let's go.
Your leg's hurt?!
It's fine
Let me carry you on my back
My tears fall
The jasmine flowers fall as the wind blows
I walk alone on the way home
Maybe I went the wrong way somewhere
There's no one waiting at the end for me
Years always seem to pass by our sides
Nothing's left as a shooting star passes
Ms Sai Jin
Ms Sai Jin!
Let's go
It's safe now.
I'm leaving now.
I want to let Mother know that
you're the one who saved me.
Is there such a need to?
Mr Shang Guan
Mr Shang Guan!
Hurry up
Sai Jin! My precious daughter.
Mother has let you suffered.
Are you alright?
Are you ok?
It's all thanks to Mr Shang Guan.
Hold it there!
Come over here
Kneel down.
As a descendant of the Shang Guan family,
Who gave you permission to
fight on the streets with
those barbarians?
I was only saving people.
Am I wrong in doing that?
Yes.
You're short-sighted.
The people you have to save
is not just one.
You have to save
the whole world!
Save all the people
from the suffering they're in.
I really don't understand.
Am I the one who's gonna save them
or are they the ones who should save me.
Who's letting you spout all
this nonsense here?
The rice shop's boss was
chasing after me for payment.
And the cobbler,
oil seller and the cloth seller.
I've got to find a new route to go
to school every day
in order to hide from these creditors.
Who gave you permission
to get up?
Granny, I've got to get
the water and cook now.
Who caused you to
become so bold?
Did I ask you to cook?
Granny, we have nothing at home.
If we don't get the water and
cook before it's dark,
we'll have nothing to eat.
Let me tell you.
At the most, we'll not eat.
I don't care about
these mundane stuff.
What I'm going to say now
is the most important of all.
It's got to do with the
Shang Guan's family's reputation.
Don't forget that your grandfather
was a 4th grade official.
You're from a reputable
and well-established family.
The only thing you have to do
now is to study hard.
To become the top scholar.
To bring glory to the family.
You will not and do not have
to care about all other things.
-Master.
-What did you see just now?
I saw nothing.
In future, when I'm doing stuff,
don't always lurk behind me.
Yes
What did you find me for?
Master, the Lin An Villian's here.
Got it! Get on with your work now.
Go on
So how did it go?
I I
Do you mean to say you failed?
Someone interfered in the midst.
(Cheng Yao Jin-it's from a proverb)
Cheng Yao Jin? From which village?
Didn't I predict that someone
would interfere?
(surnamed cheng, just means anybody)
That's why I spent money to get you
to beat up the person
till he's paralysed.
You're just a useless good-for-nothing!
Master.
You You don't know.
The one who interfered this time
isn't surnamed Cheng.
-Then what's his surname?
-It's Fu Your young master.
-Fu Yuan Bao.
-Fu
It's him again
My table
Master Bank notes.
Bank notes?
Didn't you say you failed?
These Where did you get these
bank notes from?
Your young master Yuan Bao
paid for that wretch.
You brat! Get down!
-I'm gonna beat you to death!
-I'm not coming down.
-See if I don't kill you!
-Master! I'm not at fault.
I know you're not in the wrong.
But I can't beat my son.
-So I can only hit you!
-Why?
Just think! If i were
to hit my own son,
I gotta treat his injuries.
I've got to pay for a physician.
I'm poor, I've got no money.
Master,
don't mind me for talking too much.
But if you don't take
your son in hand,
all your wealth will be wasted
by him sooner or later.
Rubbish! Where is my wealth from?
I'm poverty-stricken.
I have no money.
Master! Everyone knows you're
the wealthiest man in the whole
of Qian Chen Province.
Bullshit!
See if I don't kill you today!
Say it now
Master Fu is a poor man!
-Master Fu has got no money!
-Ok ok
Master is the poorest man in
Qian Chen Province.
-He's got no money.
-Louder
Master is a poor man!
Master's got no money!
That's more like it.
-Brat! You can get down now!
-No way.
Master, you go over there and get busy.
I'll rest for a while here.
You
Fine! Then I'll go drink some tea.
It's you again!
Spendthrift!
Look at how poor we are,
where do I get the
wealth to squander?
Don't think that I've got no idea
what you're stirring up outside
everyday
Me What did I stir?
You've got no money,
no safe, no key,
and you're not a loan shark.
You didn't employ someone to
force a girl to be a prostitute
So,
I didn't lend a helping hand,
nor did I pay up for someone.
You
Your son shall retreat now
I'm talking about you!
What are you off to?
To To accumulate
good deeds for you.
You This black sheep of the family!
Ever since your mother died,
no one could ever take you in hand.
Oh God! What sins have I done
to give birth to something like this?!
This family is going to be squandered
away by you sooner or later.
This family is too laughable.
-Don't even think about it.
-Mother
I'm not thinking of anything
Do you think you can hide
it from Mother?
Don't forget,
your mother was once young too.
As a woman,
who doesn't love good-looking men?
Who doesn't love heroes?
But Mr Shang Guan
is different from the rest.
I know
He's the one out of all the others
that's the most talented,
and having the most within him.
Mother, I thought u didn't like him?
Why would I not?
This type of boys is the kind
your mother admires most.
Then That means you're
not gonna oppose me and
Mr Shang Guan as a couple?
I strongly oppose it!
Mother, how come you're admiring him and
then against him at the next instant?
What exactly do you mean?
Listen to me. When
I was young,
didn't I marry your extraordinary
and talented father?
But what happened in the end?
You still have to suffer
with me today.
Wasn't the love between
you two a form of happiness?
Before the flowers and under
the moon, it's indeed happiness.
But don't humans need to survive?
No matter how hard he works,
that father of yours
is still a poor student up till today.
Why are you so practical?
Silly daughter
Because the ways of the world
is just so cruel.
It's really detestable!
Right!At the end of the day,
everything on earth is detestable!
They are all mundane.
Unless you don't wanna live anymore.
My good daughter!
Take this advice of mine.
Fu Yuan Bao is the
one you should choose.
-Just because he's rich?
-You
Brother Dong Yong, are you flying
your kite to find your Xiao Qi again?
Yup! I haven't had any news
of hers for a very long time
I don't even know how she is now.
Do you think she'll fall ill?
Don't you worry! She's very well.
How do you know that?
I just said it anyhow
to console you.
Thanks.
I beg of you, please
don't fly it anymore.
I, Long Guang Biao, will bring
you to know pretty ladies.
You'll definitely be happy then!
Do you know my feelings towards Xiao Qi?
Do you know how much I like her?
Do you know how it's like to
like someone?
Do you have any idea at all?
I I don't know anything at all!
I don't understand it all. Because
I don't have the "feelings" root.
What did you say?
Then do you know how does
Xiao Qi feel towards you?
Do you know if Xiao Qi likes you?
Do you know if Xiao Qi knows how's
it like to really like someone?
You just don't know anything.
So what if I know
So what if I don't
I only know
Know what?
Nothing
Actually,
I haven't finished
what I was saying.
I wanted to tell you that
I only know you look
very much like her.
And even I, myself have no idea
if I treat you as you, or her.
I really don't understand
why the love between these
mortals must be so complicated?
It's not complex at all.
You're still saying it's not?
According to my observations,
9 out of 10 troubles and
problems these mortals have
are due to relationships and love.
Who can help it if your "feelings" root
is being plucked off by the Jade Emperor?
Don't tell me one wouldn't know
about love if his "feelings"
root was plucked off?
I don't understand this too.
But I think
One must have the "feelings" root
before he will love someone.
I don't agree with this.
Many mortals
keep talking about "xin ai"
(heart love = beloved)
This should mean that
they use their hearts to love
someone, and not here.(the brain)
Alright then, I'll give you an
explicit explanation
for this question when I
ask the Matchmaker Deity.
Brother potato.
Brother potato!
Brother potato.
Xiao Qi!
It seems like
Seems like I was just dreaming.
He He's Long Guang Biao.
He's not Xiao Qi!
Brother Potato
Hunk, why aren't you changing?
Why are your muscles that united?
Which guy wouldn't desire
a body like mine?
Is that so?
Yucks, so dirty. I'll help
you clean yourself.
You brat! Where will you run to?
-Hold it there!
-Don't run!
-What? It's you again?
-Why? You can't take it?
-Come on and beat me
-I'll kill you.
-Where you gonna run to?
-I've already tolerated you for long!
I must teach you brat a lesson today!
Nononono.
If you want revenge,
come and vent it out on me.
You're really annoying!
I, Long Guang Biao, a man,
is responsible for my own actions.
I don't need a nag like
you to be a busybody.
Do you guys wanna fight one-on-one?
Or is it ganging up?
It's up to you all to decide.
We never fight one-on-one.
Weird.
Come on, why aren't you fighting?
In here?
Seventh Princess?
I knew it was you.
The jade gourd I gave you,
isn't used this way.
Don't tell me you're
gonna take it back?
Come over and take a look,
every single one of them look like
bad eggs and gangsters.
They all wanna bully me and beat me.
Seventh Princess,
please pardon me for interfering in this.
This place is the lads' changing room.
You aren't supposed
to come in at all!
Where's the problem?
Don't you forget
that you're a girl!
How can you let the "jade and
silk" meet? (the distance between
men and women)
And how can you have
physical contact with them?
I know
You're scared the fact that
I'm a girl will be revealed?
This is just a small matter.
The worst is
If your good name as the Seventh
Princess is tarnished,
no matter how many
good deeds you do,
you'll never be able to return
to the Celestial Court.
No way No way
You understand now?
Good, then i'll tell you this.
If any boy is going to
touch you in future,
just give them one tight slap!
And you must slap them
as hard as you can!
You must remember that!
Everyone! After the Skills'
Test festival is over,
the football competition between
our Pei Yu School and Chong Xin
School's will be up next.
So, I hope our championship
of 13 years can be maintained.
And our record can be kept.
We're the? Strongest!
We're the strongest!
Now, the candidates
will be announced.
Dong Yong,
-goalkeeper and captain.
-Yes
Li Yong, right guard.
-Xing Hua.
-Yes.
-Left guard.
-Yes.
Shang Guan Hao Qi, striker.
Fu Zi(teacher), I cannot play football.
I want to know the reason.
Studies is my priority.
Hope Fu Zi understands.
Although I don't agree with you,
I'll respect your decision.
Alright! We'll look for another striker!
Fu zi! I want to be the striker.
Fu zi.
If someone like you can be
the striker, then I can too.
What did you say?
Why don't we have a challenge?
Stop the bickering.
Have a fair dual.
Start Now
Here comes the ball!
Where has it gone to?
Great! Both of you have done well!
Now I hereby announce that
-both of them are strikers.
-Both both are strikers?
His ball
But what he lacks is the foundation.
So from today onwards,
-Dong Yong?
-Here.
From today onwards, you'll be
responsible for training him.
Yes Just leave it to me.
Don't be impatient! You gotta
learn the footwork first.
-What's footwork?
-Footwork is
Listen well!Morning training,
afternoon lessons and night
practices everyday.
300 times each. No
slacking, got it?
-What?
-There's no other way.
Who can help it if your
foundations are so weak?
And the competition is
just round the corner.
What's the big deal about?
Watch me!
-Sucker!
-Alright!
The fragrance of plum blossoms
comes from the bitter winter.
Don't be impatient.
As long as you practise hard,
you'll be able to make it.
Watch me.
Absurd!
Hold it! Hold it!
Don't kick anymore!
What the hell are you doing?
I'm practising football.
Let me tell you. Based on the
way you're practising now,
you'll never catch up to
me even after 100 years.
You! Just watch out!
Father
How come my potted
plants are damaged?
My precious
My precious My precious
My precious
Who's behind all this?
-Long Guang Biao! Was it you?
-It's you again?
It's got nothing to do with him.
This is all due to my inadequate
skills to protect all your
cherished posessions.
I really must teach this
brat a lesson today!
-Mother
-Get lost!
Mother, don't hit him!
Hold this.
-Father, Mother.
-What are your orders?
You Go and cook.
The dishes she whips up are really
awful and makes me wanna puke.
You Go and prepare the fire,
chop firewood and clean the floor.
Without my permission, you
are not supposed to stop!
Yes.
Father! Mother!
What What happened to them?
Cut Cut cut cut cut cut
Cut cut cut cut cut
Chop I chop
I chop I chop, I chop
Mother, Mother, Mother
Mother, what's wrong with you?
Mother, stop chopping.
That one That
That vegetable.
Be a little more forceful!
Father Father, Father
You're here? Quick, come and eat.
-Hurry and pick some food.
-Mother, what happened to you?
-Hey, what did you do to my parents?
-Me
It's you who caused them
to be in this state.
Old man, use more force!
Are you that weak?
-What did you say?
-Get me some food
Who got you to force me to
learn those damned footwork?
What?
As long as you don't force me to
practise, they'll go back to normal.
Fish, fish, fish
Get me a bigger piece.
-Stand up!
-I haven't finished the food yet.
I'm telling you,
this is between the two of us.
Don't you include my parents.
Oh! So you're finally
manifesting your manliness.
-Fine! Then let's have a duel.
-Great! Come out with me.
If you're gonna hit me, you'd
be under my control for sure.
A fight is a fight.
What's the warm up for?
Did I say I was going
to fight with you?
What I want is to have a
football match with you.
-How are we gonna do it?
-That's your goalpost.
This is mine.
1 hour will be the time limit.
The winner's the one who scores
the most goals.
Do you dare to take
up the challenge?
No way And there'd be ghosts.
(something like there'd be ghosts
if I didn't dare to compete, so
I'm gonna compete for sure.)
Start.
-You go first.
-You go first.
-Alright. I'll go first.
-Uh, I'll go first.
Watch my fake moves.
I'm not playing anymore.
Fine! Time's up anyway.
So how? Do you admit defeat?
Then let me tell you, if you
don't practise the footwork,
this will be the only result
you'll end up with.
I think Yuan Bao's still more
suitable to be the striker.
Hold it there!
Hold it right there!
I command you to teach
me the footwork.
I don't wanna lose to that
Big Turtle Yuan Bao!
Alright alright Come on.
A man never goes back on his word.
Cut the crap. Come on.
See! I can head the ball
for 10 times continuously.
Brother Guang Biao, I think it's
better to practise in the afternoon.
When can I ever be able to head it
continously for a 100 times like you?
I think, with your intelligence,
you'll be able to do so very soon.
Since you're that remarkable,
why don't you be the striker?
Because no one is willing
to guard the goalpost.
You've got a point.
It's very boring to guard the
goalpost, and you can't show off.
Who? Who's that?
The prodigy, Long Guang Biao.
My ass!
You little rascal! You can't even
control the ball, how are you
gonna be the striker then?
-You really don't know who
you're dealing with.
-Don't.
Words of no proof.
Why don't we have a man-to-man
duel?
-Don't Don't, don't
-Let's compete. Who's scared of who?
How are we gonna compete?
The winner can date Ms Sai Jin
on the Skills' Test Festival.
-What about the loser?
-The loser will
Confess his love to that hag.
What's the laughing for?
Fine! You can just wait to cry.
Di Gua!(potato) You'll be the judge.
-I
-You can't say "no"!
I say this has no meaning at all.
Alright! The competition commences.
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I'm done.
You dare to mess
around with that?
Watch me.
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Cui Niang
Young Master
Here here
Bring this over Quick.
Your tea, Miss.
Hold it.
You What's your name?
I won't remember names
that are too common.
I'm Sai Jin.
May I know why you're
looking for me?
On the Skills' Test Festival,
I've invited all the girls in
the whole of Qian Chen Province
to my house to have fun.
You, are one of them.
Why?
It's your honour to
be invited by me.
But
What's the "but" for?
Ms Cui Niang, she'll go.
Mother
My good daughter,
I'm telling you that you'll meet
lots of high-ranking officials
and wealthy people at that place.
Those rich guys too.
You must make full use of
this privilege and not
miss this rare opportunity
to get acquainted with them.
Remember to be punctual,
I hate it most when people are late.
Of course Of course.
-It's settled then.
-You! Go on
-It's here
-Stop playing Stop playing.
-Who can help it if his skills are
below others?
-The loser's willing to
concede defeat.
Me, the young Master, doesn't
want your sympathy.
I'll go
That way.
Cui
You really like me, do you?
I
Right.
Do you know you're really clever?
Any guy that has seen me
will definitely like me.
But you definitely don't know
how special and precious
my love for you is.
Alright then
I'll reward you.
Xue-er, what number is he?
Including the retards, idiots,
dysfunctional ones,
those without arms and legs,
it's a total of 464, Miss.
Then I'll confer you the title
of the 465th pursuer.
Wonderful
465 is my lucky number.
That's really great.
If I were to total up
all my admirers,
the figure would surpass
465 for sure!
Liar
She actually had the guts to
challenge my charm?
Don't talk about Ms Sai Jin.
Even that hag doesn't care
a hoot about you.
The pot calling the kettle black.
If you were to date Sai Jin,
she would ignore you too.
Right on! Everything that she
talks about is that nerd.
Is it possible that his brain's
damaged due to working too hard?
I'm glad that I've never
been hardworking.
How can you blame everything
on being too hardworking?
There must be moderation
in everything one does.
Including playfulness
and loafing.
Don't tell me you're not
concerned about Hunk at all?
What can be done if I keep harping
on it? A solution is needed.
I've got it.
I, Young Master Long will give my
privilege to date Ms Sai Jin to him.
-Don't be silly.
-All he's got in his brain is
taking the examination in the capital,
and passing it with flying colours.
Where the hell would the
space for Ms Sai Jin be?
You're really
Why don't we
turn the tables and let
Ms Sai Jin date him?
No, no way
-Why?
-This is a custom.
Boys are more initiating.
Girls are shyer.
Then if a girl likes a boy,
she can't confess forever?
Not really.
The Skills' Test Festival
is held every year.
That's the chance for the
girls to confess.
Then I'll make Sai Jin confess
to Hao Qi on that day.
Right.
Good.
Run along and have fun now.
I'll wait for an auspicious
hour to offer incense.
Ok ok That's enough.
Enough! Don't eat that much.
We still have dinner at home.
You don't understand.
With my morning training, afternoon
lessons and night practices,
I can really eat a lot these days.
Ok ok ok
-It's really fragrant.
-Roasted potatoes, roasted potatoes.
Roasted potatoes.
-What's wrong?
-Roasted potatoes here
The smell of roasted potatoes
doesn't seem to be like this.
This is obviously
roasted potatoes.
Do you smell something fragrant?
You're right.
How come there's the smell
of roasted meat?
Is this the way to roast meat?
This is what you call
roasted potato indeed.
But I've not tasted
the real roasted potato.
My dad won't allow it.
Maybe he's afraid that you'll
get a stomachache out of it?
No, it isn't.
He He's a detestable meanie.
It's ok. After your Second
Sister's illness is cured,
I'll roast potatoes for
you myself. How's it?
Really? It's a deal.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?!
Is your hand alright?
Does it still hurt?
You How did you know
my hand was hurt?
Roasted potatoes.
You promised to treat me to
roasted potatoes.
What did you say?
How do you know what's
between me and Xiao Qi?
-Of course I know.
-Why?
Shit.
You said it in your dreams.
It's really crowded over there.
You want to die?
Sorry, mister. Sorry.
M mister?!
Are you addressing me as mister?!
I I'm telling you. I'm Linan's
number one gangster!
You're that person who beats
people up,
Threatens people, starts fires,
Kidnaps, forces women into prostitution,
that Linan's number one gangster?
I'm telling you,
Right now I'm even giving out
high-interest debts!
I didn't do it on purpose, mister!
Do you have too much time on your hands?
I still have to go back to do business!
Consider yourself lucky. Get out
of my sight!
That girl If I sell her to you,
would you want her?
Yihongyuan's got lots of customers,
Each of them with different
expectations.
We accept any kind.
Big!
Here
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bet another 200 dollars!
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Then please sign here.
Place your bets!
I I place them all on big!
Big big
Open!
Big!
6, 6, 6
You lost again.
Damn it.
Wait.
You want to leave so soon?
Don't worry. My store can't
run away.
Store? I won that. But that's
not enough.
What are you saying? I just
signed it!
You did just sign the papers. But
read it more carefully.
20,000 dollars?!
Give it to me!
It is 20,000!
I I'll pay it. I'll pay
it I'll pay it.
I can give you my jewelry
Go away
Why would I want your crappy
jewelry?
Then what do you want?
Don't worry! I don't want you,
The one I want is the one
in your house.
Who?
You're daughter, Saijin!
Class is so boring.
I still want to tell you,
If you don't work hard when you're young,
you'll be sad when you're old.
My dad's got enough money to cover the
streets of 10 Qiancheng provinces!
My biggest job is to spend money!
That way it'll help my dad out in
the underworld.
What an attitude!
Help!
Help!
Yuanbao, help us! Help us!
What happened?
Saijin Saijin was kidnapped!
Hurry up and save us!
Hurry
Get a move on!
Linan's number one gangster!
Stop! Don't move!
Let go of her.
Mom, help me!
Mom!
Yuanbao,
I I'm working for your dad.
Please don't get in the way.
Get in the way?
What if I do want to get
in the way?
Then then then don't blame me,
if I go tough on you.
You think I'm afraid of you?
Fight? Fun!
Rascal! Don't go messing
around!
If you've got skills, why don't
you beat me up, huh?
Fine!
You guys, go!
Go!
Haoqi!
Saijin!
Go!
Let go of me!
Haoqi!
You okay?
Let go of me!
Go!
Go!
Stop him!
Haoqi!
Let go!
Don't come near! If you come near,
I'll kill her!
Haoqi! Be careful!
Don't come near! Another step, and
I'll kill her!
Everything's fine now.
Thanks Mr Shang Guan.
Are you hurt?
Nope
Let's go.
Your leg's hurt?!
It's fine
Let me carry you on my back
My tears fall
The jasmine flowers fall as the wind blows
I walk alone on the way home
Maybe I went the wrong way somewhere
There's no one waiting at the end for me
Years always seem to pass by our sides
Nothing's left as a shooting star passes
Ms Sai Jin
Ms Sai Jin!
Let's go
It's safe now.
I'm leaving now.
I want to let Mother know that
you're the one who saved me.
Is there such a need to?
Mr Shang Guan
Mr Shang Guan!
Hurry up
Sai Jin! My precious daughter.
Mother has let you suffered.
Are you alright?
Are you ok?
It's all thanks to Mr Shang Guan.
Hold it there!
Come over here
Kneel down.
As a descendant of the Shang Guan family,
Who gave you permission to
fight on the streets with
those barbarians?
I was only saving people.
Am I wrong in doing that?
Yes.
You're short-sighted.
The people you have to save
is not just one.
You have to save
the whole world!
Save all the people
from the suffering they're in.
I really don't understand.
Am I the one who's gonna save them
or are they the ones who should save me.
Who's letting you spout all
this nonsense here?
The rice shop's boss was
chasing after me for payment.
And the cobbler,
oil seller and the cloth seller.
I've got to find a new route to go
to school every day
in order to hide from these creditors.
Who gave you permission
to get up?
Granny, I've got to get
the water and cook now.
Who caused you to
become so bold?
Did I ask you to cook?
Granny, we have nothing at home.
If we don't get the water and
cook before it's dark,
we'll have nothing to eat.
Let me tell you.
At the most, we'll not eat.
I don't care about
these mundane stuff.
What I'm going to say now
is the most important of all.
It's got to do with the
Shang Guan's family's reputation.
Don't forget that your grandfather
was a 4th grade official.
You're from a reputable
and well-established family.
The only thing you have to do
now is to study hard.
To become the top scholar.
To bring glory to the family.
You will not and do not have
to care about all other things.
-Master.
-What did you see just now?
I saw nothing.
In future, when I'm doing stuff,
don't always lurk behind me.
Yes
What did you find me for?
Master, the Lin An Villian's here.
Got it! Get on with your work now.
Go on
So how did it go?
I I
Do you mean to say you failed?
Someone interfered in the midst.
(Cheng Yao Jin-it's from a proverb)
Cheng Yao Jin? From which village?
Didn't I predict that someone
would interfere?
(surnamed cheng, just means anybody)
That's why I spent money to get you
to beat up the person
till he's paralysed.
You're just a useless good-for-nothing!
Master.
You You don't know.
The one who interfered this time
isn't surnamed Cheng.
-Then what's his surname?
-It's Fu Your young master.
-Fu Yuan Bao.
-Fu
It's him again
My table
Master Bank notes.
Bank notes?
Didn't you say you failed?
These Where did you get these
bank notes from?
Your young master Yuan Bao
paid for that wretch.
You brat! Get down!
-I'm gonna beat you to death!
-I'm not coming down.
-See if I don't kill you!
-Master! I'm not at fault.
I know you're not in the wrong.
But I can't beat my son.
-So I can only hit you!
-Why?
Just think! If i were
to hit my own son,
I gotta treat his injuries.
I've got to pay for a physician.
I'm poor, I've got no money.
Master,
don't mind me for talking too much.
But if you don't take
your son in hand,
all your wealth will be wasted
by him sooner or later.
Rubbish! Where is my wealth from?
I'm poverty-stricken.
I have no money.
Master! Everyone knows you're
the wealthiest man in the whole
of Qian Chen Province.
Bullshit!
See if I don't kill you today!
Say it now
Master Fu is a poor man!
-Master Fu has got no money!
-Ok ok
Master is the poorest man in
Qian Chen Province.
-He's got no money.
-Louder
Master is a poor man!
Master's got no money!
That's more like it.
-Brat! You can get down now!
-No way.
Master, you go over there and get busy.
I'll rest for a while here.
You
Fine! Then I'll go drink some tea.
It's you again!
Spendthrift!
Look at how poor we are,
where do I get the
wealth to squander?
Don't think that I've got no idea
what you're stirring up outside
everyday
Me What did I stir?
You've got no money,
no safe, no key,
and you're not a loan shark.
You didn't employ someone to
force a girl to be a prostitute
So,
I didn't lend a helping hand,
nor did I pay up for someone.
You
Your son shall retreat now
I'm talking about you!
What are you off to?
To To accumulate
good deeds for you.
You This black sheep of the family!
Ever since your mother died,
no one could ever take you in hand.
Oh God! What sins have I done
to give birth to something like this?!
This family is going to be squandered
away by you sooner or later.
This family is too laughable.
-Don't even think about it.
-Mother
I'm not thinking of anything
Do you think you can hide
it from Mother?
Don't forget,
your mother was once young too.
As a woman,
who doesn't love good-looking men?
Who doesn't love heroes?
But Mr Shang Guan
is different from the rest.
I know
He's the one out of all the others
that's the most talented,
and having the most within him.
Mother, I thought u didn't like him?
Why would I not?
This type of boys is the kind
your mother admires most.
Then That means you're
not gonna oppose me and
Mr Shang Guan as a couple?
I strongly oppose it!
Mother, how come you're admiring him and
then against him at the next instant?
What exactly do you mean?
Listen to me. When
I was young,
didn't I marry your extraordinary
and talented father?
But what happened in the end?
You still have to suffer
with me today.
Wasn't the love between
you two a form of happiness?
Before the flowers and under
the moon, it's indeed happiness.
But don't humans need to survive?
No matter how hard he works,
that father of yours
is still a poor student up till today.
Why are you so practical?
Silly daughter
Because the ways of the world
is just so cruel.
It's really detestable!
Right!At the end of the day,
everything on earth is detestable!
They are all mundane.
Unless you don't wanna live anymore.
My good daughter!
Take this advice of mine.
Fu Yuan Bao is the
one you should choose.
-Just because he's rich?
-You
Brother Dong Yong, are you flying
your kite to find your Xiao Qi again?
Yup! I haven't had any news
of hers for a very long time
I don't even know how she is now.
Do you think she'll fall ill?
Don't you worry! She's very well.
How do you know that?
I just said it anyhow
to console you.
Thanks.
I beg of you, please
don't fly it anymore.
I, Long Guang Biao, will bring
you to know pretty ladies.
You'll definitely be happy then!
Do you know my feelings towards Xiao Qi?
Do you know how much I like her?
Do you know how it's like to
like someone?
Do you have any idea at all?
I I don't know anything at all!
I don't understand it all. Because
I don't have the "feelings" root.
What did you say?
Then do you know how does
Xiao Qi feel towards you?
Do you know if Xiao Qi likes you?
Do you know if Xiao Qi knows how's
it like to really like someone?
You just don't know anything.
So what if I know
So what if I don't
I only know
Know what?
Nothing
Actually,
I haven't finished
what I was saying.
I wanted to tell you that
I only know you look
very much like her.
And even I, myself have no idea
if I treat you as you, or her.
I really don't understand
why the love between these
mortals must be so complicated?
It's not complex at all.
You're still saying it's not?
According to my observations,
9 out of 10 troubles and
problems these mortals have
are due to relationships and love.
Who can help it if your "feelings" root
is being plucked off by the Jade Emperor?
Don't tell me one wouldn't know
about love if his "feelings"
root was plucked off?
I don't understand this too.
But I think
One must have the "feelings" root
before he will love someone.
I don't agree with this.
Many mortals
keep talking about "xin ai"
(heart love = beloved)
This should mean that
they use their hearts to love
someone, and not here.(the brain)
Alright then, I'll give you an
explicit explanation
for this question when I
ask the Matchmaker Deity.
Brother potato.
Brother potato!
Brother potato.
Xiao Qi!
It seems like
Seems like I was just dreaming.
He He's Long Guang Biao.
He's not Xiao Qi!
Brother Potato
Hunk, why aren't you changing?
Why are your muscles that united?
Which guy wouldn't desire
a body like mine?
Is that so?
Yucks, so dirty. I'll help
you clean yourself.
You brat! Where will you run to?
-Hold it there!
-Don't run!
-What? It's you again?
-Why? You can't take it?
-Come on and beat me
-I'll kill you.
-Where you gonna run to?
-I've already tolerated you for long!
I must teach you brat a lesson today!
Nononono.
If you want revenge,
come and vent it out on me.
You're really annoying!
I, Long Guang Biao, a man,
is responsible for my own actions.
I don't need a nag like
you to be a busybody.
Do you guys wanna fight one-on-one?
Or is it ganging up?
It's up to you all to decide.
We never fight one-on-one.
Weird.
Come on, why aren't you fighting?
In here?
Seventh Princess?
I knew it was you.
The jade gourd I gave you,
isn't used this way.
Don't tell me you're
gonna take it back?
Come over and take a look,
every single one of them look like
bad eggs and gangsters.
They all wanna bully me and beat me.
Seventh Princess,
please pardon me for interfering in this.
This place is the lads' changing room.
You aren't supposed
to come in at all!
Where's the problem?
Don't you forget
that you're a girl!
How can you let the "jade and
silk" meet? (the distance between
men and women)
And how can you have
physical contact with them?
I know
You're scared the fact that
I'm a girl will be revealed?
This is just a small matter.
The worst is
If your good name as the Seventh
Princess is tarnished,
no matter how many
good deeds you do,
you'll never be able to return
to the Celestial Court.
No way No way
You understand now?
Good, then i'll tell you this.
If any boy is going to
touch you in future,
just give them one tight slap!
And you must slap them
as hard as you can!
You must remember that!
Everyone! After the Skills'
Test festival is over,
the football competition between
our Pei Yu School and Chong Xin
School's will be up next.
So, I hope our championship
of 13 years can be maintained.
And our record can be kept.
We're the? Strongest!
We're the strongest!
Now, the candidates
will be announced.
Dong Yong,
-goalkeeper and captain.
-Yes
Li Yong, right guard.
-Xing Hua.
-Yes.
-Left guard.
-Yes.
Shang Guan Hao Qi, striker.
Fu Zi(teacher), I cannot play football.
I want to know the reason.
Studies is my priority.
Hope Fu Zi understands.
Although I don't agree with you,
I'll respect your decision.
Alright! We'll look for another striker!
Fu zi! I want to be the striker.
Fu zi.
If someone like you can be
the striker, then I can too.
What did you say?
Why don't we have a challenge?
Stop the bickering.
Have a fair dual.
Start Now
Here comes the ball!
Where has it gone to?
Great! Both of you have done well!
Now I hereby announce that
-both of them are strikers.
-Both both are strikers?
His ball
But what he lacks is the foundation.
So from today onwards,
-Dong Yong?
-Here.
From today onwards, you'll be
responsible for training him.
Yes Just leave it to me.
Don't be impatient! You gotta
learn the footwork first.
-What's footwork?
-Footwork is
Listen well!Morning training,
afternoon lessons and night
practices everyday.
300 times each. No
slacking, got it?
-What?
-There's no other way.
Who can help it if your
foundations are so weak?
And the competition is
just round the corner.
What's the big deal about?
Watch me!
-Sucker!
-Alright!
The fragrance of plum blossoms
comes from the bitter winter.
Don't be impatient.
As long as you practise hard,
you'll be able to make it.
Watch me.
Absurd!
Hold it! Hold it!
Don't kick anymore!
What the hell are you doing?
I'm practising football.
Let me tell you. Based on the
way you're practising now,
you'll never catch up to
me even after 100 years.
You! Just watch out!
Father
How come my potted
plants are damaged?
My precious
My precious My precious
My precious
Who's behind all this?
-Long Guang Biao! Was it you?
-It's you again?
It's got nothing to do with him.
This is all due to my inadequate
skills to protect all your
cherished posessions.
I really must teach this
brat a lesson today!
-Mother
-Get lost!
Mother, don't hit him!
Hold this.
-Father, Mother.
-What are your orders?
You Go and cook.
The dishes she whips up are really
awful and makes me wanna puke.
You Go and prepare the fire,
chop firewood and clean the floor.
Without my permission, you
are not supposed to stop!
Yes.
Father! Mother!
What What happened to them?
Cut Cut cut cut cut cut
Cut cut cut cut cut
Chop I chop
I chop I chop, I chop
Mother, Mother, Mother
Mother, what's wrong with you?
Mother, stop chopping.
That one That
That vegetable.
Be a little more forceful!
Father Father, Father
You're here? Quick, come and eat.
-Hurry and pick some food.
-Mother, what happened to you?
-Hey, what did you do to my parents?
-Me
It's you who caused them
to be in this state.
Old man, use more force!
Are you that weak?
-What did you say?
-Get me some food
Who got you to force me to
learn those damned footwork?
What?
As long as you don't force me to
practise, they'll go back to normal.
Fish, fish, fish
Get me a bigger piece.
-Stand up!
-I haven't finished the food yet.
I'm telling you,
this is between the two of us.
Don't you include my parents.
Oh! So you're finally
manifesting your manliness.
-Fine! Then let's have a duel.
-Great! Come out with me.
If you're gonna hit me, you'd
be under my control for sure.
A fight is a fight.
What's the warm up for?
Did I say I was going
to fight with you?
What I want is to have a
football match with you.
-How are we gonna do it?
-That's your goalpost.
This is mine.
1 hour will be the time limit.
The winner's the one who scores
the most goals.
Do you dare to take
up the challenge?
No way And there'd be ghosts.
(something like there'd be ghosts
if I didn't dare to compete, so
I'm gonna compete for sure.)
Start.
-You go first.
-You go first.
-Alright. I'll go first.
-Uh, I'll go first.
Watch my fake moves.
I'm not playing anymore.
Fine! Time's up anyway.
So how? Do you admit defeat?
Then let me tell you, if you
don't practise the footwork,
this will be the only result
you'll end up with.
I think Yuan Bao's still more
suitable to be the striker.
Hold it there!
Hold it right there!
I command you to teach
me the footwork.
I don't wanna lose to that
Big Turtle Yuan Bao!
Alright alright Come on.
A man never goes back on his word.
Cut the crap. Come on.
See! I can head the ball
for 10 times continuously.
Brother Guang Biao, I think it's
better to practise in the afternoon.
When can I ever be able to head it
continously for a 100 times like you?
I think, with your intelligence,
you'll be able to do so very soon.
Since you're that remarkable,
why don't you be the striker?
Because no one is willing
to guard the goalpost.
You've got a point.
It's very boring to guard the
goalpost, and you can't show off.
Who? Who's that?
The prodigy, Long Guang Biao.
My ass!
You little rascal! You can't even
control the ball, how are you
gonna be the striker then?
-You really don't know who
you're dealing with.
-Don't.
Words of no proof.
Why don't we have a man-to-man
duel?
-Don't Don't, don't
-Let's compete. Who's scared of who?
How are we gonna compete?
The winner can date Ms Sai Jin
on the Skills' Test Festival.
-What about the loser?
-The loser will
Confess his love to that hag.
What's the laughing for?
Fine! You can just wait to cry.
Di Gua!(potato) You'll be the judge.
-I
-You can't say "no"!
I say this has no meaning at all.
Alright! The competition commences.
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9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16
I'm done.
You dare to mess
around with that?
Watch me.
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8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16
Cui Niang
Young Master
Here here
Bring this over Quick.
Your tea, Miss.
Hold it.
You What's your name?
I won't remember names
that are too common.
I'm Sai Jin.
May I know why you're
looking for me?
On the Skills' Test Festival,
I've invited all the girls in
the whole of Qian Chen Province
to my house to have fun.
You, are one of them.
Why?
It's your honour to
be invited by me.
But
What's the "but" for?
Ms Cui Niang, she'll go.
Mother
My good daughter,
I'm telling you that you'll meet
lots of high-ranking officials
and wealthy people at that place.
Those rich guys too.
You must make full use of
this privilege and not
miss this rare opportunity
to get acquainted with them.
Remember to be punctual,
I hate it most when people are late.
Of course Of course.
-It's settled then.
-You! Go on
-It's here
-Stop playing Stop playing.
-Who can help it if his skills are
below others?
-The loser's willing to
concede defeat.
Me, the young Master, doesn't
want your sympathy.
I'll go
That way.
Cui
You really like me, do you?
I
Right.
Do you know you're really clever?
Any guy that has seen me
will definitely like me.
But you definitely don't know
how special and precious
my love for you is.
Alright then
I'll reward you.
Xue-er, what number is he?
Including the retards, idiots,
dysfunctional ones,
those without arms and legs,
it's a total of 464, Miss.
Then I'll confer you the title
of the 465th pursuer.
Wonderful
465 is my lucky number.
That's really great.
If I were to total up
all my admirers,
the figure would surpass
465 for sure!
Liar
She actually had the guts to
challenge my charm?
Don't talk about Ms Sai Jin.
Even that hag doesn't care
a hoot about you.
The pot calling the kettle black.
If you were to date Sai Jin,
she would ignore you too.
Right on! Everything that she
talks about is that nerd.
Is it possible that his brain's
damaged due to working too hard?
I'm glad that I've never
been hardworking.
How can you blame everything
on being too hardworking?
There must be moderation
in everything one does.
Including playfulness
and loafing.
Don't tell me you're not
concerned about Hunk at all?
What can be done if I keep harping
on it? A solution is needed.
I've got it.
I, Young Master Long will give my
privilege to date Ms Sai Jin to him.
-Don't be silly.
-All he's got in his brain is
taking the examination in the capital,
and passing it with flying colours.
Where the hell would the
space for Ms Sai Jin be?
You're really
Why don't we
turn the tables and let
Ms Sai Jin date him?
No, no way
-Why?
-This is a custom.
Boys are more initiating.
Girls are shyer.
Then if a girl likes a boy,
she can't confess forever?
Not really.
The Skills' Test Festival
is held every year.
That's the chance for the
girls to confess.
Then I'll make Sai Jin confess
to Hao Qi on that day.
Right.
Good.
Run along and have fun now.
I'll wait for an auspicious
hour to offer incense.
Ok ok That's enough.
Enough! Don't eat that much.
We still have dinner at home.
You don't understand.
With my morning training, afternoon
lessons and night practices,
I can really eat a lot these days.
Ok ok ok
-It's really fragrant.
-Roasted potatoes, roasted potatoes.
Roasted potatoes.
-What's wrong?
-Roasted potatoes here
The smell of roasted potatoes
doesn't seem to be like this.
This is obviously
roasted potatoes.
Do you smell something fragrant?
You're right.
How come there's the smell
of roasted meat?
Is this the way to roast meat?
This is what you call
roasted potato indeed.
But I've not tasted
the real roasted potato.
My dad won't allow it.
Maybe he's afraid that you'll
get a stomachache out of it?
No, it isn't.
He He's a detestable meanie.
It's ok. After your Second
Sister's illness is cured,
I'll roast potatoes for
you myself. How's it?
Really? It's a deal.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?!
Is your hand alright?
Does it still hurt?
You How did you know
my hand was hurt?
Roasted potatoes.
You promised to treat me to
roasted potatoes.
What did you say?
How do you know what's
between me and Xiao Qi?
-Of course I know.
-Why?
Shit.
You said it in your dreams.
It's really crowded over there.