The Little Fairy (2006) s01e06 Episode Script

Tian Wai Fei Xian
Fairy From Wonderland
[Episode 6]
Translator: kylagurl
Timings: tianj
Alright, run along and play now.
I'll wait for an auspicious hour
to pay my offerings.
- Roasted potatoes!
- How fragrant!
Roasted potatoes!
Roasted potatoes aren't supposed
to smell like this
Do you smell something nice?
Right, why is there the smell
of roasted meat?
This is how you roast meat?
Wow! This is the literal "Roasted Potato".
What's gone into you?
Is your hand alright?
Does it still hurt?
How do you know what happened
between me and Xiaoqi?
-Of course I know.
-Why?
Oh no!
You said it in your dream.
Hey What a crowd over there!
Today, everyone will get to watch my
brilliant magic performance!
Silence Silence
What about this time?
Are you confident of succeeding?
What's that crap about?
Rest assured with what I do.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
The "good luck" this time is mine.
Don't you snatch it from me.
What? Blame it on my mother
if you want to.
For giving birth to someone
as dashing as me.
The girls who like me
What's the matter?
You're prettier than a flower.
I'll give you a flower then.
-Brother Guang Biao!
-Look at him!
-Using this trick to woo girls again.
-Yuan Bao?
I would like to date you
Yuanbao, get over!
Look at this girl!
Her skin is so soft and smooth.
It's like an egg that's just been peeled.
To show my sincerity, I'll give you 2 eggs.
2 eggs? No problem!
It's you again!
-Scram! Annoying! Hit him!
-Let's talk it over Cool it
You guys
-Yuanbao!
-Leave them alone!
They're having so much fun right now.
Let's go
Let's go
LONG GUANG BIAO!
Long Guang Biao, I'll fight it out with you!
For a gentleman to take revenge, it's
never too late even after 10 years.
[a chinese proverb]
-I'm telling you, 10 years is never too late!
-I want revenge!
Miss, how can I help you?
I I'm Long Feng Tavern's Saijin.
Today is the Skills' Test Festival
and I've prepared some pastries
for Old Madam.
There's no need.
-Old Madam.
-Good evening, Old Madam.
A lowly woman actually dared to come to
Shang Guan residence to pull strings.
-Are you aware of traditional customs?
-Old Madam, I
Our Haoqi would never be fond
of a girl like you.
Lao Qi, close the door.
[Lao Qi = the servant's name]
Yes.
Old Madam!
Old Madam! Old Madam!
Young Master, do you want to
take a break first?
No, the daily practice of 10 hours
isn't completed yet.
But you've already read an entire
night's worth of books.
Lao Qi, I already have nothing.
I must work extra hard.
That's the only way for me to
become successful.
Lao Qi, help me paste this up.
Paste it on the wall.
This
Yes.
Before Heaven gives me my great mission,
(the following 4 lines are also of
a Chinese proverb)
there's a must to strengthen the mind,
train the body,
be starved,
be without one's possesions first.
Master Shang Guan, you must work hard!
Saijin will always support you.
Wow! There's food!
Where are your manners?!
Eating with your hands?!
Mother!
Here Sit and eat. Let's eat.
Here, Brother Guang Biao,
let's eat
Today is the Skills' Test Festival.
Can't we enjoy a meal in peace?
Father, I'm behind you.
Young Master
Master Fu wants me to tell you that
he's waiting for you at the gate.
Tell him that I'll be there in a jiffy.
-Father, Mother, I'll take a look.
-Go ahead
Di Gua!
[Di Gua = Potato = Dong Yong's nickname]
Let me tell you a great secret
of Qian Cheng Province.
What secret? I haven't even
finished my meal.
You can eat at any time.
But this matter is of extreme importance.
Tonight, all the pretty girls of
Qian Cheng Province
will be celebrating the festival
at the magistrate's residence.
We've decided that it's a must
to go over and take a look.
I haven't finished my homework.
Solving the problem of homework is easy.
Both Di Gua's and my homework must be
completed before we return.
Yes, Young Master.
-This isn't very appropriate?
-Don't say any more.
I still got to go home and change.
Remember! The magistrate's residence.
I'm not leaving before I see you.
-Let's go!
-Let's go!
Do I really have to go?
Brother Di Gua!
Brother Di Gua! Are you going out
to play with that Giant Turtle?
-I wanna go too.
-Women They aren't that
interesting to look at.
It's better to practise soccer.
The competition is just right up.
We really can't relax?
You intend to win with those few,
pathetic skills of yours?
Poor Haoqi! I want to help
him but I can't.
What's wrong with you again?
Nothing.
I just thought of
Actually you know this too
I don't want to go out
and have fun as well.
But
There's the promise made to
poor Haoqi earlier on
about giving him the privilege
to date Saijin.
But, with the current situation
the school's glory is more important.
We'll just have to sacrifice him.
You're absolutely right.
Today is the Skills' Test Festival.
All of us are having fun outside,
but he's the only one who stays
at home to do homework.
Isn't he very miserable?
Awh! You feel this way too?
I have the same sentiments!
Um Why don't we rest for a
couple of hours,
take him out to relax and have some fun too?
This
Actually, I don't really want to go
out that badly either.
It's just that, for the sake of poor Haoqi
No, that's not what I meant.
His grandmother has set regulations long ago.
Whenever he returns home after school,
he must stay at home to do homework.
He can't go anywhere else.
Aiyo! Are there any problems that I, the
genius, Long Guang Biao, can't solve?
Let's go!
Please Please have tea.
What can I do for you, Fu Zi?
[Fu Zi = Teacher]
It's like this I've specially
selected the best from
among all my students to accompany me
on the most important experimental
inspection of the year.
Really? Why isn't Young Master out yet?
I'll go and take a look.
I've specially selected Shang Guan.
And Dong Yong.
Dong Yong,
I told you to learn from our Haoqi.
Don't hang out with that nouveau
riche surnamed Fu.
See Aren't you doing great now?
-Young Master.
-Haoqi, come and greet Fu Zi.
-You
-What an audacity!
Who allowed you to address elders
like that?[rude to say "you']
Quick, apologize.
I'm sorry.
It's alright.
Shang Guan,
are you ready?
We're setting off now.
What?
Why aren't you thanking Fu Zi?
Fu Zi came specially to select you
to accompany him on his inspection.
It's like this
Fu Zi said today is the Skills' Test Festival.
The Skills' Test Festival is the best time
to inspect the weather
and study the movement of the stars.
I'm not going. I want to do revision.
What boldness!
Fu Zi is set on grooming you.
Who gave you permission to reject him?
Old Madam Shang Guan
I've always detested corporal punishment the most.
Fu Zi! Every family has their own problems.
I'm an old lady taking care of a grandson.
Some things are unknown to outsiders.
Once we give way to certain rules,
things will definitely get out of control!
How will I be able to answer to
my ancestors then?
Haoqi.
Pay respects to your ancestors and admit
your fault in front of them.
Kneel.
Fu Zi! Please wait for a while.
Haoqi will be able to go with you soon.
Bow.
Haoqi!
Haoqi!
I'm sorry.
We really had no idea Old Madam would hit you.
It's alright.
-What exactly do you want with me?
-Let's go and play!
Play?
Right! Today is the Skills' Test Festival.
Let's go and
Join the crowd and have total fun!
Shall we?
It's okay if he plays a fool and messes up.
Di Gua, what's with you and joining the crowd?
I am utterly disappointed in you.
I'm sorry.
What's the apology for?
You should be the one to apologize.
Have you gone dumb after being hit?
Or are you so irritating right from the start?
Di Gua is concerned about you!
He has good intentions. You can't
even tell good and bad?
You guys won't study hard.
Don't bother me.
What on earth is wrong with you?
Don't tell me you want nothing
other than studying and status?
Yes!
How would there by someone as boring
as you in the world?
Alright
I understand him.
Actually
He's more passionate than anyone else.
He loves to play too.
He'd love to be able to skip
lessons every day,
to be carefree everyday.
He loves to joke, laugh
and play pranks on people.
Let me tell you, when he plays,
he's crazier than you and Yuanbao.
Of course He wishes that he
could be with the girl he likes.
He has ambitions and dreams too.
He isn't any different from us.
He
Will he be someone like that?
No one but Dong Yong knows me.
Then why do you always reject people
a thousand miles away from you?
[A chinese proverb]
When you have to worry about household expenses
When your family has lots of debts
that can't be settled
When there's the Shang Guan
reputation on your back
And your grandmother
changes because she can't let go of
the expensive and extravagant past.
What else can you do?
I'm not even qualified to go out and play.
I'm one poverty-stricken soul who needs
to be successful urgently.
The only thing I can do now is to study hard.
I must achieve official status.
I need a sense of security.
I need dignity even more.
It's so tough on you.
No.
Actually, it's not hard on him at all.
Since when did you become so cold-blooded too?
I understand Haoqi.
He doesn't lack anything
except for self-confidence.
What are you talking about?
In what way do you pale in
comparison with others?
I'm telling you, as long as you
believe in yourself,
you'll definitely succeed!
That's true.
That's true.
Let me tell you. You're suave and knowledgeable.
I, Long Guang Biao, have been out and
about for more than 10 years
and seen countless people.
I dare to guarantee that you'll
definitely make it!
Who dares to say that Haoqi's studies
and future will be affected
-Who? Who?
-if he comes out and have fun
once in a while?
-Right.
-It won't!
I'll use my entire fortune to bet on that.
-Everything will be fine. Really
-Yeah.
Haoqi! You're our hope!
If Haoqi can't be the scholar,
then we don't even have to think about it.
-Right on.
-I agree.
Me too.
How's it?
So many people believe in you.
You're the only one who doesn't
believe in yourself now.
Let me ask you.
Do you really have to study every
minute and second?
But
Alright.
4 hours only.
Woah! Yeah! Let's go!
Hurry up, Guang Biao.
Good evening Miss!
Enjoy as much as you possibly can.
Is everyone having a great time?
Yeah!
It's such a crowd tonight!
Alright, let's start the ceremony
for the Skills' Test festival.
Sure! Yeah!
Pray for nimble hands.
Pray for good looks.
Pray for an open heart.
Pray for youth.
Pray for my parents' long lives
of a thousand years old.
Pray for my sisters' friendships
that will last a thousand years.
Look at that!
It's really beautiful!
Hurry up!
I'm telling you all.
All the prettiest girls in
Qian Cheng Province
are here now!
Really?
Let me take a look!
-Follow me.
-Sure.
-There are so many girls!
-Isn't my house huge?
-Yeah! It's really huge.
-Be careful. Don't lose your way.
What's that for?
Don't spoil it for us.
-Miss, the festive fruits.
-Just put it here.
Here Everyone, come and eat the fruits.
Don't snatch. One for everyone.
-There's enough for all.
-What are they eating?
The festive fruits.
-Is it delicious?
-Yes, it is.
Of course it's tasty!
The chef is the world's best.
These are only available at my house.
There aren't such delicious festive
fruits at other places.
-You all get to eat it
-I really wanna eat it!
Shut up! If not, I'll send you home.
Brother! It ought to be my turn now.
This fast?
That's right! Get off me now.
It's my turn!
Just give me a little more time.
Are you getting off?
This is pissing me off!
You're such a petty fellow! There
isn't anything nice to watch.
I wanna WATCH!!!
Come on!
Guang Biao! I think it's better
for you to watch.
-Yuanbao! Squat properly.
-Why?
Don't you want to watch?
I'll not stand on ceremony then.
Hurry up
Brother
What's What's this about?
Since Guang Biao wants to watch,
I'll let him watch.
What are you doing?
I I'm not doing anything.
If you didn't accept that brat's bribes,
then you must be in love with him.
What the heck are you talking about?
No I was just kidding with you.
Everyone knows
that the one you love the most is
that that Xiaoqi.
What's wrong with you?
Your face's redder than mine.
How beautiful!
Watch me!
What are they doing now?
This
Throwing the nimble needle.
Master Shang Guan?
Master Shang Guan
Come down! Master Shang Guan
That's great! Master Shang Guan is here too.
I knew he'd be coming.
Good evening ladies!
Ladies, you have worked hard!
I just know it, that my
charm is irresistible!
Wonderful Wonderful.
You! I'll just confer you the title of
the 464th pursuer.
You! The 467th.
You! The 468th!
Hey! NO way! He can't be your 468th.
Why?
Because I've given him the privilege
of dating Miss Saijin.
That's why he can't like you
No way
Oh, I understand
He's just a poor student.
Saijin! I'll give him to you.
Both of you are compatible anyway.
468th! Get down.
-He's left He's left
-Haoqi!
Haoqi! Why did you leave so soon?
See that?
Look, he loves me too much,
and isn't willing to be with Saijin.
Saijin! Quick Go after him!
It wasn't easy to get him out.
-Don't let him run off!
-Yes. Go Hurry up
-A little while later and you'll regret!
-Hurry up and get going!
-Go!
-Yeah!
-Hurry up!
-Go for it, Saijin!
Guang Brother Guang Biao!
Wait a little while more.
It's gonna finish soon.
What happened?
You're still not getting off?
I'm telling you
I haven't watched enough yet.
Do you know that?
I told you it'll only be for a while.
I'm ignoring you!
Ignoring you now!
How's it?
Haoqi has gone back.
Shall we go back too?
NOOO!
No! I've piggy-backed this fatso
for almost the whole day!
I piggy-backed this damned him!
It's so interesting to watch within.
I wanna watch!
-I wanna watch too!!!
-I wanna watch too!!!
I'll watch
Di Gua, I like you the most
out of all these students.
-Yeah
-Because he's the most loyal.
-Yeah
-Am I right, Di Gua?
You're the most loyal
I'm going up first
You guys You guys
Alright Alright
One by one.
They Where are they?
They couldn't wait and are over now.
Let's go! You don't wanna
watch anyway.
You can't use this method to pursue me.
How detestable
All my dear sisters, hear us out!
Shall we get up before we talk?
Master Shang Guan,
Saijin firmly believes that
Heaven will give you a great mission.
Saijin doesn't wish for anything.
I only want to keep you company,
strengthen our minds together,
train our bodies together,
starve together,
together
Miss Saijin.
Master Shang Guan.
Just now
I just happen to pass by.
It's very late now.
I'll send you home.
Do you think
Saijin will be able to find that nerd?
That will depend on whether Haoqi
is willing to be found by her.
Wrong.
Wrong.
I realize that everyone is wrong.
What?
Don't they call you Di Gua?
But you're not stupid at all.
You're a monkey! Intelligent
Are you praising or condemning me?
Praising.
Ah! I'll call you that in future.
Is Brother Monkey alright?
Nah
-You better call me Di Gua.
-Why?
Because
If someone wants to find me
and I changed my name,
she won't be able to find me then.
Who?
Of course it's Xiaoqi.
She always calls me Di Gua-gege.
[gege = elder brother]
The bridge in front of the tavern
Maybe both of us won't be able to reach
Laughing bitterly without reason
There's only torment
Are you really going to send all
these to that Xiaoqi?
Yeah! Today is the Skills' Test Festival.
These are her favourite things.
That's why I'm sending them to her.
I like them too!
Giving it to me would be the same.
It isn't!
My relationship with you is of
a brotherly type.
It's different with her.
What's the difference?
I like her.
I'm going to take her as my bride in future.
YOU CAN'T!!!
Why?
Because
Because she doesn't like you anymore.
How would you know?
That's because you're always
naggy and long-winded.
You always force people to
learn soccer too.
Even Lao Fu Zi is not as annoying as you.
She won't really think in
that way, will she?
She certainly will.
Otherwise, she'd have come
to look for you long ago.
No
I'm telling you, her family discipline
is very strict.
It's inconvenient for her to go out. But
that's not a problem as I'll look for her.
Look for her?
Do you know where she lives?
I think she's avoiding you on purpose.
If not, she'd have came to
find you long ago.
Just give up.
If she really likes you,
she wouldn't give a damn about
her family's discipline.
Look at Saijin.
Her mother forbids her to like Haoqi.
Didn't she protest?
She even ran after him!
Alright Stop it.
Anyway
After your parents take you away,
I'll definitely go and find her.
Unless she doesn't like me
If not, I'll never give up.
Didn't I tell you she's not
supposed to like you?
It seems like
the both of you haven't understood
the stage of love in which
there's no love.
Fu Zi! I understand.
But I'm unable to do it.
Take a seat
There's this tenacity
within young people.
That's why they become angry. Drink!
You won't have lived your life
in vain this way.
Tenacity is a stage
everyone must pass.
In the world, would there ever
be no tenacity at all?
That's because not being tenacious
is a form of tenacity too.
That's why
Everything will be fine if one
just goes with the flow.
Wow! Look!
It's beautiful!
Strange.
For the past 50 years,
red has been missing out of the
7 colours in the sky.
But the red has appeared now.
Instead, blue is missing now.
It could be that the fairy in Heaven is
afraid of being annoyed by mortals,
so she hid stealthily.
It's such a beautiful sight.
It'd be great if Xiaoqi was here
-Oh no!
-What's wrong?
When we went out, we didn't have dinner.
Mother She'll be mad.
-I forgot to mention this just now.
-What?
Xiaoqi doesn't like you all of a sudden
because of your mother.
What's more infuriating is that you're
afraid of your mother.
Don't you force your beliefs on
others like that.
Xiaoqi wouldn't think in that way.
Let me tell you
Yong-er! Little brat.
-Father! Mother
-Auntie.
Are you hungry?
A little.
The food's been left for the both of you.
After eating, rest early.
Yes! There are lessons tomorrow morning.
Run along now.
Got it.
Let's go
Wife
Look! The moon is so round tonight!
Listening to this song repeatedly
Sad alone, I tear alone
-This is for you.
-It's fake! You
Why are you crying?
I'm too happy that I know you.
Too touched!
After knowing me, you're
elated and touched.
Why aren't you crying?!
Annoying
Miss, have the festive fruits.
There's still a lot.
I don't care a damn about men.
Out of 10 men, 7 are silly,
8 are dumb, 9 are bad
[it's from a chi pop song ha]
And there's one that everyone
After the shooting star passes,
nothing remains
Under the moonlight, we cried and laughed
Under the moonlight, you once
said you loved me
No matter how rough things are,
I'll always hold your hand.
I'll protect you and not let you leave
Listening to this song repeatedly
Sad alone, my tears flow alone
Listening to this song repeatedly
Sad alone, I tear alone
The jasmine flowers fall with the wind
I missed the road on the way home alone
Maybe I went the wrong way somewhere
There's no one waiting for me
at the end of the road
Years seem to pass by really fast
After the shooting star passes,
nothing remains
Under the moonlight, we laughed and cried
Under the moonlight, you once
said you loved me
Alright Don't run around any more.
I'm taking attendance now. Fu Yuanbao.
Coming Here!
Sun Xinhua.
Here.
Li Yong.
Aren't I here? What's there to shout for?
Long Guang Biao?
Are you sick? Who's gonna shout
when the person's absent?
Isn't he with you guys?
Who knows? He carried his clothes
and ran out sneakily.
Ah Biao! Ah Biao
Do you realize that Guang Biao is
always not around when we change?
Right! I've realized that too.
I suspect that something's hidden on his
body that's meant to play pranks on us.
Do you think his body has a secret
that can't be revealed?
Yes!
Guang Biao! Where did you go?
Me? I went to change.
The changing room is here.
I had to use the toilet so I
changed my clothes too.
Don't run around anymore.
The competition's starting soon!
Got it!
-It's been long since I watched soccer.
-Excuse me.
-Yes
-My lord wife.
The sugar chestnuts you wanted are sold out.
Here's candied haw for you.
And fried peanuts. They all taste great.
These are all what children eat.
-Here
-Alright.
-Please take a seat
-Here Please.
Please
-The Magistrate
-Good afternoon, Principal.
Welcome
Here Take a seat.
Old Master Fu.
Take a seat Please
Old Master,
by letting me sit here,
is it a tad too attention-seeking?
It's inappropriate, isn't it?
Nothing like that!
It's the best position for you.
That's a commanding position,
and you get a clear view.
Your Young Master is definitely going
to make great achievements!
You flatter me
Isn't that so?
Stop looking.
I already said that poor student
won't be playing.
Then I'm going back first
Don't go yet!
I let you come to support
Young Master Yuanbao.
-Where's Yong-er?
-It hasn't started yet.
Here he comes
Great!
Go go go. Go!
Go for it! Go!
Everyone,
welcome to the soccer competition
between Chong Xing and Pei Ying.
[Chong Xing, Pei Ying = both are schools]
Both teams will send one
representative to be the notary.
The representative from
Chong Xing is Song Liqi.
Pei Ying School's representative is
Shang Guan Haoqi!
Master Shang Guan!
How come it's you?
2 hours won't affect my studies, will it?
-Please be less harsh and spare us later.
-No way!
The time for the competition is 2 hours.
There's the upper half and lower half
of the game, each half is an hour.
There will be a 15 minutes
break in between.
The condition to win is
The team that scores the most goals wins.
The competition starts now.
-Come on!
-Get the ball, quick
-Go for it
-Get it
It's been snatched again, hurry
-It's gone Gone
-Good Good
Kick it!
Great! Great
Yong-er is fantastic!
-That's my son! My son!
-That's my son! That's my son!
Beautiful!
Good!
It's great! Great!
-Good one there.
-Are you alright?
I'm fine! Go!
Here
-Go for it! Go for it!
-Bravo! Bravo!
BRAVO!!!
Wonderful
It's really great!
If boys want to touch you,
just slap them without mercy.
-Why did he hit him?
-Yeah, that's right.
-What's going on?
-What was that for?
Hitting my son?
Pay up Pay up
-Pass it to me
-Sure, sure
-Snatch it Great
-Great
Come on! Come on
Hurry up Pass it to me.
-Go for it! Hurry!
-Come on! Go for it!
P Pass it
-What's going on?
-Yeah
Kick it well.
-Oh my
-It's really stinky.
-Come on, the white team
-Hurry up Snatch it
The blue team scored!
Good
1-1.
It's all because of you
Won't the two of you knock it?
Great! That's an own goal.
Stop arguing! Snatch the ball, quick!
-Di Gua! Give it to me.
-Quick
-Make use of the time left.
-Snatch it Quick
-Guang Biao, give it to me.
-Pass it, pass it, Xiao Qi!
Quick, Xiao Qi, pass it to me!
-Pass it! Don't stop, Xiao Qi!
-Don't stop, Xiao Qi!
-What's he doing?
-Wonderful! Yeah
Yuan Bao
Pass it, Yuan Bao
Pass it to me!
Hurry up and pass it!
Pass it to me quick!
Pass it Hurry up!
Stop playing! We've got to be united!
-What's with him?
-Right, what's with him?
Just pass it.
-Go!
-Hurry up
Hurry up Faster!
Go for it Great!
Good!
Let me!
Let me!
Go!
Dash for it!
Bravo!
Look, another goal!
Goal! Another one!
BRAVO!
GREAT! VICTORY!
-Good ball!
-Xiao Qi
Let's go
-One more One more
-Again
-They're really not bad.
-Yeah, that's right
Here.
Time's up.
Here, here!
-1, 2, 3.
-Put me down.
-Put me down.
-1, 2, 3.
Xiao Qi, you're too incredible!
I didn't think you're that great!
-Is that so?
-Precisely.
-Can't you tell?
-I really can't tell.
Xiao Qi, you actually have
this up your sleeve?
It's gross to the core!
-Who else? Who dares to?
-Stop it
-Stop that
-I don't want to.
You
-A girl?
-Yeah
-A girl? How come?
-Xiaoqi?
Xiao Xiaoqi?
Why is this so?
-Father, what's going on?
-Why is "he" a girl?