The Little Fairy (2006) s01e08 Episode Script

Tian Wai Fei Xian Episode 8
[Fairy From Wonderland]
Translator: kylagurl
Timings: tianj
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Yong-er's awake.
He's awake
-Yong-er.
-Di Gua.
[Sweet Potato, Dong Yong's nickname]
It's good that he's woke.
Where's Xiaoqi?
Don't worry.
She's fine.
What about Haoqi, Saijin, Yi Ba-ge,
[ge = elder brother]
-and the kids?
-They've all awoke.
It's all thanks to Xiaoqi.
It's rare that trouble-making brat
is understanding and "renders
good for evil".
[i'm not quite sure how to translate
the second adjective hee sorry]
-Right
-That's not all
A girl could actually be that brave.
I think she's very beautiful and cool!
I'll bestow her the title of "Fairy".
Alright alright Enough
I'll fetch her back from Long Feng Tavern.
You You've agreed to let her come back?
When did I ever oppose to that?
Mother
I'll go with you then.
You rest well for me!
Your mother, I, will settle this
matter alone.
Wonderful!
Seventh Princess
God of Earth!
Are you alright?
Did Jade Emperor Die-Die
do anything to you? [Die = Father]
Nothing, nothing
You risked your life to save others.
The Jade Emperor and Jade Empress
are elated!
Really?
But
When I rushed into the theatre,
I kept feeling that there
were celestial powers.
Look, look
There's some more.
You've forgotten?
For every good deed you do, you'll regain
a bit of your celestial powers.
And you leaped into the fire to
save others
Isn't that a good deed?
Oh I've got it!
The "Hundred-Treasures Pouch" the
Jade Empress gave you
can even churn treasures out.
Then I want to do many, many good deeds
to regain a lot of celestial powers!
It's with the Di Gua Sha-Zi.
[Sha-Zi = fool]
So, you must make use of this chance and
learn well from Dong Yong.
You can then return earlier.
But
What's wrong?
Some strange stuff appear here often.
Like
That fool, Di Gua Dong Yong told me
he likes me.
He really said that to you?
He often tells me that
he likes me very much.
Whenever I hear that,
I'd feel weird all over.
Actually, that's not a big deal.
Not a big deal?
Then why does he keep telling me that?
Because
Because
Because of what?
Don't take this too seriously.
Mortals say these "like" stuff casually.
It doesn't mean anything.
Is that so?
Here we are
Here
Why is there no one to serve me?
Is anyone running this place?
I've sat here the whole day but no one cares.
Who runs this place?
Coming, coming
What would both of you like?
The beancurd I make is much tastier
than those you make.
What arrogance!
Then what do the both of you want
by coming here?!
Today, I
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Lady Boss.
My surname is Dong.
We're here to take Xiaoqi home.
Oh I get it.
If you do, then why are you standing here?!
Go up and get her!
She's not here!
I'll wait here then!
Go up and pack her stuff!
Bring it down when you've
finished packing!
-You! You! I!
-Lady Boss! Lady Boss
Lady Boss Lady Boss
Sorry to trouble you.
Alright then, wait a while.
Dong Yong's 8 taels
Yuanbao gave me 5 taels.
This old man today
gave me another 6 taels.
The income these few days are not bad!
It's possible that the real rich man
hasn't appeared yet.
You want me to give this God of Fortune
to a shrew like you?
You want me to give this God of Fortune
to a shrew like you?
It's all done.
This belongs to Xiaoqi too?
Yes.
She's bored,
so she's found an animal to chat
to rid her boredom
Finding a person is great.
Finding a bird?
You don't know this
There are many things
that are inconvenient to tell people.
That's why they are told to animals.
Many people rear fish, raise dogs,
plant flowers due to this reason.
What do you tell your fish usually?
What do you tell your flowers everyday?
The shrew surnamed Dong,
I, Xiaoqi, wouldn't want
to go back with you.
That shrew is dry, ugly, skinny and old,
has bad breath, a vicious
heart and a poor attitude.
The beancurd she makes is awful too!
The beancurd Auntie Meifeng makes
is much tastier than hers.
Auntie Meifeng is much prettier
than that surnamed Dong too.
That shrew's face is full of wrinkles,
it's ugly to the core!
I want to puke when I see her!
Rotten lass!
It's only a "Liao-Ge".
[I think "Liao-Ge" means bird.]
How would a "Liao-Ge" know how to talk
if no one taught it?
It's so unexpected
That Xiaoqi would think in this way.
That
That person who's scolded so badly by her
-Who is that?
-I I
Who's that?! Who?! Who?!
Rotten lass, listen up!
You're the stupid, crazy and
MOST repugnant one!
With me Dong Wen Ping around,
don't you think of taking half a step
into the Dong Residence!
I curse that you'll have eternal youth!
Because you won't live past 20 years old.
Short-life breed!
Dong Yong's father!
There's no need to apologize to her.
Let's go!
Just a few tactics
and it's enough to drive the shrew
away in madness
You want to snatch away
my God of Fortune?
Dream on!
Little darling
I'll give you some nice food later.
Di Gua!
Di Gua!
-Di Gua!
-Xiaoqi!
You're back?
Where's my mother?
Your mother?
When I passed the hall just now,
I didn't see her.
Didn't my father and mother fetch
you from Long Feng Tavern?
I didn't return there at all.
Where's that pouch of mine
with embroidered flowers?
Over there!
What's this?
What's this thing?
This?
My mother rewarded me with this.
Let's go!
How did this happen?!
How did this happen?!
Isn't this thrilling?
It is It is
How did I fly?
Isn't it thrilling?
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
Look
Everything becomes so tiny.
Yes!
Let's see the whole of
Qian Cheng Province first!
Sure!
Let's go!
Look!
The entire Qian Cheng Province
has become so small.
Yeah, yeah
Let's go to the school.
Sure!
Fu-Zi! [Fu-Zi = Teacher]
Old Man!
Fu-Zi!
Old Man! Old Man! Old Man!
Saijin! Saijin!
Saijin!
Saijin!
Haoqi's working hard already.
You must work hard too!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it and buoy up!
Brat!
Today, I'm going to teach you a lesson!
You brat!
You unfilial son!
Stand right there!
You brat!
Watch how I'm going to thrash you!
Hot babe!
You brat!
Look! Look! That's Yuanbao's house.
Yeah!
Look! Yuanbao and Uncle are
on such good terms!
They're playing hide-and-seek!
Both of them are forever
One is generous and the other is stingy.
I really can't figure them out.
It's fun that way.
Go for it, Yuanbao!
Go for it, Uncle!
Go go go!
Let's go there.
Stop right there!
Xiaoqi.
Actually
I had many "whys" to ask you.
But they don't matter any more now.
Why?
Because I trust you.
That's good then.
I won't tell you anything anyway.
But there's one thing that I won't
be satisfied if I don't ask.
You want to ask me if I like you?
Actually, it's very embarrassing for a man
to think about such stuff everyday.
Not at all.
At least you're loyal to yourself.
What about you?
You don't have a choice?
Nope!
The more they want to deceive me,
the more I want to find out the truth!
What truth?
Did we really
like each other before in the past?
I do like you.
You know this.
What about me?
Did I like you?
You didn't tell me before.
But I could feel that
you like me.
Feel?
Use where to feel?
It should be here
Here?
Is it?
Actually,
there's no need to spell it out
if you like a person.
It's solely by feeling.
Do you feel it?
I've already lost this ability.
How could it be?!
This ability
is innate of humans.
It's impossible to be lost!
Then, can you feel if I like you?
Di Gua-gege.
I promised my parents that
I wouldn't fall in love with
anyone this time I'm back.
I'll only focus on learning to become
a good person from you.
I know.
I've also promised your grandfather.
I must let you learn well.
But
You
Can you guarantee that you don't like me?
This
I, Dong Yong, guarantee that
I can let you learn well and teach you well.
But I can't guarantee that I won't like you.
Of course you have the right to not like me.
But you don't have the right to
forbid me to like you.
Even if you don't like me, I won't change!
Hope there's a day when I can move you.
Come back! Come back!
-Father?
-Come over here, quick!
What's wrong?
Don't ever go in!
Hurry back to Long Feng Tavern now!
-What's wrong?
-Why?
-I'm telling you
-All of you, come in!
Mother
Mother
Auntie
Said I'm dry, ugly, skinny and old?
And that I have bad breath, a vicious
heart and a poor attitude?!
Even said the beancurd I made
isn't tasty?!!!
And that you want to puke
when you see me?!
Who's that honest, that brave?
You You!
Mother, she was with me all along.
How would she say that of you?
Not her! It's Liao-Ge!
Liao-Ge?
Right.
That Liao-Ge isn't yours, right?
Nah
Yes!
Auntie Meifeng bought it for me
to kill my boredom.
What's good about that Meifeng?!
She doesn't has wrinkles on her face?
In what way can't I compare to her?
-Which way?
-Yes, yes, yes
Just who exactly offended you?
You scold Liao-Ge first, then
you scold Auntie Meifeng.
IT'S YOU!
Me? What about me?
Rotten lass! All that pretense.
Scram! Scram back to Long Feng Tavern!
We, the Dong family, don't welcome you!
Mother!
If you dare to help her,
I'll chase you out too!
-But
-Any more words from you!
Even if you want me to stay, I won't!
Don't argue with her. I'll leave!
Xiaoqi!
Yong-er's mother
Didn't you keep saying that Yong-er
and I are big blocks of wood?
Didn't you like Xiaoqi to come back to
fight with you and talk back to you?
Why did you let her go
when she came back?
-You're really!
-Talking back is fine.
But she definitely can't say other
women are better than me!
Xiaoqi, sorry for just now.
It's got nothing to do with you.
I think, there must be some
misunderstanding.
What should I do?
I haven't finished learning.
If I don't learn well, Father
won't let me go home.
Xiaoqi.
Actually,
you don't have to learn well
that sedulously.
I'm just
I prefer the mischievous Xiaoqi.
You
You want to cause me to fail
to go home, right?
Evil-hearted meanie.
No, I feel that
if you become someone like me,
won't you turn into a Di Gua too?
Anyway, I want to go home.
I must go home.
You must help me,
must teach me well!
You promised my Grandfather.
You can't go back on your word.
Alright,
I'll send you back first.
No way, no way!
If you send me home, Auntie will
be mad at you for sure.
Alright,
I'll talk to you in school tomorrow.
Be careful on the way home.
Sure.
See you.
Xiaoqi,
just stay here with no worries.
Don't go to that Dong residence
again to be ill-treated.
Seeing you like this,
my heart aches really badly.
Is that a misunderstanding?
Auntie Dong has no reason
to be that furious.
What do you know?!
That shrew's fierceness is well-known
in the entire province.
I'll be scared of her?
I'll return to spar with her
sooner or later.
Don't you be afraid of her now!
You're the heroine of Qian Cheng Province!
I still can't figure out
how you saved all of them
All the people inside have fainted.
How come you're not injured at all?
Would you believe it if
I said I'm a deity?
You?
Deity?
Over my dead body.
I don't know too.
It's probably because I'm lucky.
It seems like I have to thank the
gods for you tomorrow.
Seventh Princess.
You scared me to death!
You got into trouble again.
Me?
What about me again?
How could you bring Dong Yong
along to fly around?
Guess, what would he make of it?
He
won't be likely to have any special ideas.
He didn't have any suspicions just now.
It was because the both of you were
too excited at that time and he
had no time to think.
But, Dong Yong has felt something amiss.
After he's had a sleep at home
and his head is clear,
it'd be troublesome then.
Then what should we do?
Seems like I'll have to
enter his dreams and erase his memories.
Thank goodness
That's why I say God of Earth
will have a solution!
But this method can't be used often.
Besides, my powers are limited.
I can only erase 6 hours of his memory.
Fortunately, you're lucky.
The Jade Emperor is too busy
these few days.
He hasn't noticed.
So you must be careful in future.
You must never expose your identity.
Promise!
Why isn't he asleep yet?
Finally asleep
How did I fly?
Look!
This is fun, isn't it?
You
You
You! You! You!
Master Shang Guan.
There's something that if
I don't say it now,
I'm afraid I won't have a chance in future.
Master Shang Guan,
Saijin likes you.
Saijin, you're not asleep?
Sorry.
I woke you up.
Never mind, I'm not asleep too.
You're thinking of "Shuai-Ge" again?
[shuai = handsome, ge=big brother,
here, it means guy]
Today,
I did something really bold.
Thinking of it now,
it's damn embarrassing
What?
I thought
We wouldn't be able to see
each other again.
There aren't any more chances in future.
So
I told Master Shang Guan.
Told him what?
I told him
I like him.
Xiaoqi, be careful of my mother!
This is great!
What's there to be embarrassed about?
Tell me
Will he think that I'm very casual?
Actually I'm not like this, I
Saijin, Saijin
Xiaoqi, tell me.
What should I do?
Di Gua Sha-Zi said,
If you're sincere in liking someone
Even if you don't say it,
he'll know it too.
You're saying he knew long ago?
If you're sincere,
he should be able to feel it.
Then how would he think?
I'm not him
But to me,
if someone likes me,
I'll be very happy.
Is that so?
Wouldn't you think he's not good enough?
Nah, why would I?
If he thinks you're not good enough,
then he's not worth your liking him.
But
But I
With Xiaoqi acting on your behalf,
you're guaranteed the answer you want.
Dong Yong,
-let us copy your homework later.
-Sure
-Hurry up
-Got it.
Xiaoqi?
Why are you here?
Didn't we fix a meeting in school
to have a discussion?
When did we fix it?
Last night when we went back
You
Did you dream of anything last night?
I was just going to tell you!
I dreamt of your Grandfather!
It's really him
Then Did he say anything to you?
He seemed to
It's got something to do with my head.
What?!
I In my dream,
I was carrying a large box.
Xiao Xiaoqi's Grandfather! You!
Let me
give you a hand.
So
you lost to him in snatching it?
And he got the box just like that?
I did chase after him.
But it's weird. How did he run so fast?
It's a dream.
That's why you couldn't keep up with him.
But he's really too much!
How could he do this? Snatching your
stuff from you for no reason
I'm going to get it back for you!
Alright, alright
There's no need for that.
Then why did you chase after him?!
I was afraid that box was too heavy
and he couldn't carry it.
If he wanted it, I'll just give it to him.
You give others what they want?!
Do you know what's in that box?
I I forgot.
You really can't remember anything?
You're TOO MUCH! You don't even
remember what's in that box!
Alright, don't be mad anymore..
You said it yourself. That was just a dream.
But, I'm telling you. If I had this dream,
there must be some kind of enlightenment.
What?
I promised your grandfather that
I must teach you well.
Attending lessons here is the best way.
Later,
I'll tell Fu-Zi and the principal
to let you continue lessons
in the school as a girl, alright?
I have to go up now.
He forgot everything that
happened last night.
This joyful experience has become
part of my memories(one person) only.
At this moment
then did I realize that a heartless person
will hurt the people around him.
So,
I must treasure the people
around me in future.
I'll cherish their feelings.
I'll remember every single person's
kindness to me.
Principal!
Principal, Principal
Dong Yong, leave us for a while.
Say it, what's the matter?
Say it quick!
Principal,
the number of people who applied
to enrol in our school due to
the heroine of Qian Cheng Province,
Yu Xiaoqi, has reached a few hundred.
All of them are waiting at the
entrance of the school.
Go out first.
I'll make arrangements myself.
Yes
Dong Yong, come in.
Do you know our Pei Ying School only
recruits male students?
I do.
Since you know,
you still let that "Qi"
Xiaoqi
dress up like a boy and
sneak into the school?
The rules and propriety have been broken.
Tell me
Isn't this infuriating?
How do you think I should punish her?
Principal,
I once promised Xiaoqi's ancestor
that I must take good care of her.
Just let me be punished in her stead.
I beg of you, Principal
Relent and let Xiaoqi remain in the school.
This is tough
Principal,
I beg of you
Principal!
What's got you in such a rush?
The Prime Minister's 3 grandsons
want to enrol here because of Miss Xiaoqi.
Leave us first.
-I'm coming right away.
-Principal, Principal, hold on!
Since I've violated the school rules,
then
just expel me
No, no, no! You must stay!
Our Pei Ying School finally
has a female student.
I've finally waited till this day!
I'm just too ecstatic!
Here here Too ecstatic
Fantastic! When we stage plays in future,
-we won't use you, this fatso anymore!
-You heartless jerk! Heartless jerk!
Quiet! Be quiet!
What's wrong?
I've got something to report to all of you.
-What's the matter?
-What's the matter?
Miss Saijin likes Shang Guan Haoqi
wholeheartedly.
I don't want you to care about
Saijin's affairs. SHUT UP!
I'll beat you to your death!
I give up.
Fortunately, I have a new target now.
Who? Who? Who?
Xiaoba!
[Ba = Eight whereas Qi = Seven
referring to Xiaoqi's sister? haa mm]
Xiaoqi!
What?!
I'm going after Xiaoqi.
I don't want one time's fall-out-of-love
to ruin my prestige in the past.
You!
Di Gua,
I understand perfectly how you feel.
But,
it's like this
To protect Xiaoqi's interests,
you shouldn't stop others from
going after her.
She can then make the best choice.
Bu But
Don't say anymore, Di Gua!
I've decided
To have a fair competition with you!
That's right
Oh no!
Xiaoqi's completely besotted with
Shang Guan Haoqi too!
Haoqi?!
HAOQI?!
Xiaoqi,
see how miserable my life is!
Look at my daughter
Look at how ravishing she is
She actually wants to be with
that poor scholar?!
"Shuai-Ge" Shang Guan Haoqi?
What's the use of being handsome?
Can that be eaten?
That's true
I think, don't you be that silly!
Got it?
Xiaoqi's the sensible one
So obedient
Help me, persuade her
Persuade?
Why don't I take actual action?
Now,
I'll bring you to meet rich guys.
Great, great! Great!
Then this
Come back later.
It's alright.
Alright, let's go!
Have fun!
Come back later!
Miss Xiaoqi told me
that you're looking for me.
Actually, I
At the theatre that day,
I was impatient at that time.
Thought I had no chance to say it
You don't have to say any more.
Actually,
these things should be said by boys first.
Letting a girl say them first,
I'm just too useless.
Because I always felt that we'll
still have chances.
We'll be safe and sound for sure.
Must you wait until the last chance
before you say it?
Aren't you the same yourself?
Actually,
I should have left it until
that day before I say it.
And now
Miss Saijin
In my lifetime,
I'll make sure you're not
hurt even the slightest.
Master Shang Guan
Actually,
you know
my situation very well.
Currently,
I can't give you anything.
But I want you to believe
If I have a future and that I've succeeded,
you'll definitely be the one I'll
share my success with.
Master Shang Guan!
If you're willing,
just call me "Haoqi".
Haoqi
In the next few years,
it's going to be tough on you.
Haoqi,
no matter how long it takes,
I'll wait for you!
They almost saw us!
What did you say?
This date
was planned by me, Yu Xiaoqi.
I thought you're the one who wanted
to date Haoqi initially.
I seem to have smelt something sour.
What's that you're saying?
Don't be silly, Di Gua Sha-Zi.
I'm here to learn from you.
I have to go home in future.
Alright, I got it.
Then let's go and learn.
Now?!
Right!
They're having some intimate time
now, what are we here for?
-Sure, sure
-Let's go
What are we learning today,
Teacher Di Gua Sha-Zi?
Today,
I'm going to teach you how to
help others warm-heartedly,
Clever-Student-Xiaoqi.
What kind of warm-heartedness?
What kind of way to help?
Helping others warm-heartedly is
giving selflessly,
putting yourself in other people's shoes,
thinking what others think,
being anxious for what others
are anxious about.
This simple?
Then I know how to do it!
Xiaoqi
I'm telling you,
when I do good deeds, don't you meddle!
What?
Fine!
Smash it!
Smash it!
Smash all of it!
This kind of life can't be lived!
I've already tolerated you for very long!
How did I marry such a tigress like you?!
Uncle,
did they meet with trouble?
This is just a tumour of many years.
I'm a real fool, idiot, pighead!
Then I can think what others think,
be anxious for what others
are anxious about.
Is it your business that
I'm scolding myself?!
Precisely! I can help you!
How can you help me?
You! You mean, shameless,
despicable, repugnant, filthy,
big idiot, big pighead, big bastard,
big fool, big scoundrel! Big Big
I didn't provoke you.
Why are you scolding me?!
I'm helping you to scold yourself!
Terrific scolding!
That was relieving! [her anger]
Just relieving!
Thanks!
You're gritting your teeth
You want to bite someone?
I couldn't wish more than to
knock off all your teeth!
See how you're going to
be fierce in future!
I can help you with this too!
Done!
You What are you doing?! You!
I'm helping you.
Didn't you want me to help you
to knock off his teeth?
Where did this crazy girl come from?!
How could you do this to my husband?!
Let's go!
You call this "helping"?
Yeah.
I'll give them whatever they want.
What's wrong with that?
Let me tell you, good deeds are
to help others solve their difficulties.
Be more precise.
Give an example
For instance, "finding others' stuff [valuable] but not keeping it",
"behaving righteously",
"pleasure in helping others", and
Enough! I get it.
What are you doing now?
I'm looking
To see if anyone dropped their wallet
or fell into the water
How would there be people who drop
wallets or fall into water everyday?
That's right.
I got it!
Create opportunities!
What are you doing?
Mister, Mister!
You dropped your stuff.
Thanks, thanks
You're welcome.
This is called "finding others'
stuff but not keeping it".
Right?
Why is doing good deeds so difficult?
Still nothing!
There's still nothing after doing
so many good deeds!
Xiaoqi,
one can't ask for repayment
when doing good deeds.
If you only ask for repayment,
your motive isn't pure and
all's in vain.
Do you understand?
You're really naggy!
Right, I'm naggy from the start!
Watch out!
Little girl, are you alright?
What about you, Di Gua?
Are Are you hurt anywhere?
I'm really fine.
But,
all her flowers can't be sold any more.
-Never mind.
-Here, get up first.
I'll take all of it.
-I want it too!
-Me too!
-Here, I want them too.
-Give me, give me
-Look, all of them are buying flowers.
-Sure, there you go.
For you!
Alright, thanks!
Here, give them to your wives and friends
-Have some tea.
-Thanks.
So Long Guangbiao is Xiaoqi
That's right!
I'm just too happy!
Happy for?
Because you're Xiao-Er's younger sister.
I thought you've forgotten her.
How's that possible?
By the way,
I'd like you to pass
a word to Xiao-Er for me.
What do you want to say?
I want to see her.
No way!
Why?
Didn't you say she's fallen ill
because of thinking of me?
She has recovered!
When did she recover?
You've forgotten?
Wasn't it because you said
you don't love her anymore?
I didn't say that.
You wrote it on the paper fan
and got Di Gua to pass it to me.
I said I love her.
You wrote, "I don't love you. Lao Xingrong".
That's love!
You said you don't love anymore!
Why has it turned to love again?!
That coming from you
Unless you don't know what's love.
I don't know! I don't want to know!
Impossible! Because that's an
innate ability of humans.
Unless
You're not human.
What nonsense is that?!
Because you're her blood younger sister.
Take me to her.
NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAYYY!
No matter what,
you can't see her!
Is it because we're separated
by Heaven and Earth?
Stop lying to me
I know it all.
What do you know?
Don't continue to bullshit anymore!
We use this thing to communicate.
Crazy old man!
I don't want to bother myself with you!
Hold it there!
Where is she exactly?
I want to see her!
You're so annoying!
Even if we're separated by Heaven
and Earth, I'm not afraid.
That's right!
Both of you are indeed separated
by Heaven and Earth.
But I'm referring to
my Second Elder Sister
who is still youthful and pretty.
And you?!
You're already an old man with
a face full of wrinkles
and a whole head of white hair!
This is your "separation by
Heaven and Earth"!
You're already so old -
your heart should be as tranquil
as still water, have neither
joy nor sorrow and wash your hands
out of human affairs.
Why are you still thinking of girls?
You're still thinking of romance?
You're really old and don't know shame.
Take a look yourself!
The way you look now
My Second Elder Sister
won't like you for sure!
She only likes
the young "you" of 50 years ago.
Let me tell you,
it wasn't easy for her to recover.
Don't make her sad again.