The Little Fairy (2006) s01e09 Episode Script

Tian Wai Fei Xian Episode 9
[Fairy From Wonderland]
Translator: kylagurl
Timings: tianj
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There, take a look yourself!
The way you look now
My Er-jiejie
[Er = Second, jiejie = elder sister]
won't like you for sure!
She only likes
the young "you" of 50 years ago.
Let me tell you,
it wasn't easy for her to recover.
Don't make her heart-broken again.
Sorry, old man
Xiaoqi really didn't mean to slander you,
humiliate you, embarrass you,
make you feel that ashamed.
Xiaoqi really don't want you
to be sad over Er-jiejie again.
Actually, Xiaoqi feels miserable
deep inside.
Do you know?
Do you actually know?!
Xiaoqi, what you're doing here?
Do you know
you're completely alike Lao Fu-Zi like this?
[Fu-Zi = Teacher]
I really don't know how you people think
What has that got to do with you?!
What attitude is that?!
I even bought you a flower as a gift!
Xiao-Er, I'm so foolish.
I still thought that you're
an old woman with greyish-white hair
and a face full of wrinkles.
I didn't expect that you're still
as young and pretty.
It's been 50 years
Do you still think that I'm the
same old me 50 years ago?
If you see me today,
you'll definitely get a scare!
Black hair
Is really good
How dashing!
Saijin,
If you suddenly become
an old woman,
will you still like Haoqi?
Of course!
But
I'll feel very inferior as I confess to him.
Isn't that very pitiful?
Xiaoqi!
Fu-Zi?
Xiao xiao xiao Xiaoqi
Do you think
If I I've become younger?
-You look really young at a glance!
-You didn't lie to me, right?
The way you look now,
is just like a freak which's neither old nor young!
Xiaoqi, don't be like this!
That's too impudent!
It's fine
It's alright even if she finds it amusing.
Then when Xiao-Er sees me, maybe
I might make her happy.
No way!
I beg of you
If both of you don't meet,
you'll be able to at least leave
a good impression on Er-jiejie.
If both of you meet,
you'll be ruining her happy memories!
Can you bear that?
If you want to blame,
just blame it on yourself that
you couldn't keep youth.
Xiaoqi!
Don't ever turn yourself into
that state ever again!
Xiaoqi,
you said that deliberately, right?
Don't talk about it.
By saying those things you did,
can Fu-Zi take it?
If he knows the truth,
that would be even worse.
-Young Master, Young Master!
-Di Gua, Di Gua!
Young Master Yuanbao's looking for you.
-What's wrong?
-Fu-Zi He's in trouble!
Yong-er?
What are these kids doing?
In such a fluster
Tell me
What's wrong with being old?
Fu-Zi!
-Fu-Zi!
-Look at me, am I old?
Look at me!
Am I young?
Am I dashing?
Am I energetic?
Fu-Zi
Fu-Zi, get up first. Fu-zi
Fu-Zi, you're the most dashing!
Very young!
Full of vigour. Young and promising.
You're Yuanbao
I don't believe you. Scram!
It's alright. We're rehearsing for a play.
Rehearsing Continue, continue
Dong Yong, tell me
What's wrong with me?!
Only you youngsters can
talk about romance?
I'm not as energetic?
Fu-Zi, Fu-Zi, Fu-Zi!
We've finished acting.
We've finished acting.
Slower, slower
Fu-Zi!
Fu-Zi, how did you end up like this?
Fu-Zi!
Tell me, am I young?
Fu-Zi, have a good sleep
-Am I young?
-Young.
I beg of you, are you tired?
-I'm almost dead beat.
-Not tired
-Fu-Zi
-I'm still full of energy!
Fu-Zi, Fu-Zi. Fu-Zi
If you're feeling down,
just take a sleep.
When you wake up in the morning,
you'll forget everything.
You'll be very happy!
Actually, it's alright if you
don't want to sleep.
We'll just keep you company here.
-Fu-Zi!
-This
Fu-Zi, Fu-Zi
Found it!
Look, why is it the drawing of a cloud?
This is the brain, responsible
for our thoughts and actions.
It also records all our memories.
Found it!
-What's that for?!
-Fu-Zi! Fu-Zi! Fu-Zi!
-What are you doing?!
-Hold it!
Hit here with force!
If you hit here with force,
I'll lose my memory.
No way!
-How could we hurt you?!
-Right, right, right!
Please, I beg of you
Please hit it.
-Don't be like this, Fu-Zi!
-No Please get up first!
You won't hit it?
If you two won't hit,
I'll hit it myself!
Fu-Zi! Fu-Zi!
ENOUGH!
Let's just hit it!
What are you talking about?
Look at him in this state!
Thanks
Don't, don't! Don't hit!
I'm really going to hit.
You can't!
I I'm really going to hit!
-Go away!
-Here goes!
Fu-Zi, are you alright?
Are You alright, Fu-Zi?
It still doesn't work! Again, again!
-No more, please?
-Again!
It still doesn't work
Continue to hit.
No! No more!
Fu-Zi! Fu-Zi!
This Fu-Zi!
What's wrong? This tired?
We were dead beat last night!
The principal's here!
The principal's here.
Today, Fu-Zi's unwell.
I'll take over the class today.
Fu-Zi has always been very healthy.
Why did he fall sick?
Yeah, he's still fine yesterday.
-Yeah.
-Why?
-Where's Fu-Zi?
-Why?
Silence, silence!
Today,
let's do an essay first.
Essay again?
The topic is
-The topic
-Where are you all going?
-Pay attention in class.
-Let's go
Is
Maybe you didn't do anything wrong.
But that's too much of you.
Ah! The topic is discuss
"riches and honour"
Fu-Zi!
Fu-Zi, Fu-Zi!
Fu-Zi!
Where Where did he go?
The origin of amnesia
Lack of oxygen in the brain.
Jump into water, count from 1 to 100.
What's the matter?
Fu-Zi realized he's old,
and can't bear to think of the past.
He's been trying to forget what happened
between himself and your Er-jie.
He wants me to hit his head,
to make him lose his memory!
Were my words yesterday too much?
I All I hoped was for him
to let go of everything in the past
and lead a new life.
Alright, now's not the time to be guilty.
Lose one's memory. Jump into water.
Lack of oxygen
A part of the brain cells will die
after a period of time.
There might even be complete memory loss.
What What should we do now?
He Where did he go?!
The lake?
Fu-Zi!
Fu-Zi? Fu-Zi!
Old man!
-Fu-Zi!
-Old man
Old man Old man's there!
Fu-Zi!
Fu-Zi! Fu-Zi!
This is awesome!
Fu-Zi!
Don't come over!
Fu-Zi, are you alright?
What could possibly happen to me? HUH?!
Fu-Zi, I'm sorry!
Xiaoqi didn't mean to hurt you.
Xiaoqi only hoped
that you could forget Er-jiejie,
that you could give up.
Xiaoqi don't want you to be in agony.
I Still like you to call me "Old Man".
Sorry, Fu-Zi
Xiaoqi, you're not wrong.
It's me who don't admit that I'm old.
I even pretended to be young.
The more I pretend actually means
the more I don't admit I'm old.
Besides, my mind withered too.
Thinking about it now
Right, I'm old.
But I'm young at heart!
Won't that do?!
But, Er-jiejie
It's painful!
Then what should we do?
The more one wants to forget,
the more one wants to think about it.
The more one wants to think about it,
the more painful it'll get.
At the most painful moment
in the water just now,
I understood suddenly.
It's painful because I exist.
The deeper the love, the more painful it'll be.
As long as I've really loved, that's bliss.
Agony, is a transformation of bliss.
It's like a pronoun
Memories are things created
from agony and bliss.
So, it's also the evidence that we exist.
Memories must never be given up.
That's like how we don't give up on life.
Forget it, forget it
At your current standard and level,
you all just won't understand.
Forget it Go home.
Fu-Zi will be fine, right?
Let's go.
He He
Xiaoqi.
I was almost cheated by you.
But, you can't hide certain things from me.
Fu-Zi's really remarkable.
He could actually lecture so much
about everything in class today.
Like nothing ever happened
Actually, Fu-Zi's like this normally.
We've gotten used to it.
Really?
But, this time, he's seen his
sweetheart's blood younger sister.
That's why he's more agitated.
Don't be taken aback by it.
Why would I?
I'm just feeling sad for him.
It's that It's him! It's him!
Him! Lin An Yi Ba
-Beat him to death!
-Beat him to death!
Beat him, beat!
He's that evil bandit
who kidnapped children.
I heard that this evil bandit
is extremely brutal.
He even wants to eat humans
Beat him to death!
-Beat him to death!
-That's right!
Beat him to death!
You even want to eat humans?!
You're too cruel!
Stop hitting! Stop hitting!
-Are you still human?
-Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Lin An Yi Ba, "e guan man ying"!
[means full barrel of evil deeds,
done a lot of evil stuff!]
Kidnapping children, blackmail, arson.
Now, I'm here at Qian Cheng Province to try
the case and choose the day for re-trial.
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Right, right
We have so many major and minor
cases in our province.
The criminal offender is always Lin An Yi Ba.
But, the ways the various crimes were
carried out were different.
Don't you all think this is very strange?
Right, but if Lin An Yi Ba is
really a brutal, evil person,
he could have demanded for gold and jewellery when he kidnapped the children.
But why did he want the magistrate
to return him his innocence?
Right! This Lin An Yi Ba isn't
that intelligent
Logically speaking, how could he
devise so many plots and
committed so many complicated crimes?
Just why is this so?
Right!
Lin An Yi Ba is a filial son.
He couldn't have possibly thought
of so many schemes.
That's why Lin An Yi Ba said
he's forced to be the scapegoat.
Well, maybe that's possible?
I'm certain that Lin An Yi Ba is innocent!
I support whatever Xiaoqi says!
Have you all forgotten the fight with
Lin An Yi Ba here?
Exactly.
Both of us, mother and daughter,
had suffered that personally!
That person, he does all evil!
He's just following orders.
Actually, there's a mastermind
behind all of it.
How do you know?
This There's no need to ask
I got it! It's your father?
His His father is together
with the magistrate and his men.
It's that magistrate!
They're into deceitful behaviour
and violating the law.
My father's a little greedy.
As long as there's money to be made,
be it good or bad(things), he won't care.
Your father's really that baed?
I'm a good man!
Is that so?
You kids don't consider the consequences.
What do you mean by that?
You all want to prove that Lin An Yi Ba
is innocent, right?
Doesn't this prove that the magistrate
is using underhand methods
to force Lin An Yi Ba to be the scapegoat?
This place is governed by the magistrate.
Will he declare himself guilty?
Even if the governor came, he has to
obtain the evidence from the magistrate.
Isn't this nonsense?!
You all want to go against the magistrate.
That'll only bring about bad consequences.
But it's because of this that
we should spread the arms of justice!
I think we need to make use of the
time now to gather evidence.
Yuanbao,
isn't your father with the magistrate?
Why don't you be the spy?
Testify against my own father
I'll be struck by lightning!
Then what do you want exactly?
Hating him is one matter,
I would never testify against him!
Don't you want him to turn
over a new leaf?
I want to, but
I mustn't testify against him!
Except for this, I can do anything!
I'm serious about what I'm saying.
I did a good deed today!
What?
What's this?
Weird.
This is called "Truth potion".
"Truth potion"?
Then, then What about this?
What's this?
This is called "ask-to-the-end speaker".
As long as someone drinks this
"truth potion"
As long as someone uses this "ask-to
the-end" speaker to ask any question
then this person will answer
truthfully.
So I have to let him drink this potion,
then use this to ask him
that magistrate will then have
to tell the truth!
Although that's how it goes,
what method have you got
to make him drink this "truth potion"?
I have my own brilliant strategies!
Xiaoqi,
they have already gone in.
Then what do we do now?
"Shen dong Ji xi fa"
[A chinese proverb that means using
distraction.]
What distraction?
We have to use the "beautiful-guy plot"
to take care of Cuiniang.
On the other hand, we have to
grab hold of the chance.
Pour the "truth potion" into any liquid that
the magistrate may drink.
Then, who will use the "beautiful-guy-plot",
who will use distraction?
For fairness's sake, I've got my own preparations.
How come it's you guys?
Don't say a thing.
I know what you guys are thinking.
Fine, since I'm in a good mood today,
I shall have a chat with you guys.
It's already late autumn, what about the leaves?
From auburn to yellow
Reciting poetry under a tree is especially
full of poetic and artistic flavour.
Do you all feel that
I'm very romantic?
What are you all laughing like a fool about?
I got it
It must be seeing my beauty that made
you guys dumbfounded.
Forget it
Take a walk with me outside
Is my house very big?
Be careful and don't get lost.
Look! The flowers have blossomed!
Aren't they beautiful?
By the way, eat and drink to your fill.
Don't stand on ceremony.
Admire the flowers first
I shall play a tune for you all.
Look, Heaven isn't fair at all!
Brother, be clear in what you say.
I don't understand what you're saying!
So stupid! Aren't I clear enough?
Look at how beautiful the scenery is!
How come there's a?
Of everything that you've said,
this is the most accurate!
The girl opposite has looked over.
Looked over Looked over
I've really played it too well!
Got me dead beat!
Let's continue the ball game?
Alright!
Sure Come on!
Be careful! Don't let others see it!
What's the chat about? Hurry up!
Coming right over
Going over right now!
Hurry up! Go over!
Go Go
Let's say it first: One game shall
determine the outcome
The winner will draw on the loser's face.
Sure! No problem!
I want to make your face a great, spotty one!
Here goes
I feel that, let's starve first
Then, let's shit.
After shitting, let's finish all
All of these What do you think?
Sure!
Let's go and shit now!
Over there. Quick, go!
Go!
Give me the potion.
How would I have it? You're really!
Isn't it with you?
Go and find Yuanbao now!
Go now! Just go!
What you're laughing at? Where's the bottle?
I'M WORKING!
Yuanbao He Come, come
Let's go!
How did I play it?!
Is it that amusing?!
You think it's easy?
Do you think I'm simple?
Very easy Very easy
I'm telling you
What you're waiting for? Be prepared
for the punishment
Big, spotty cat!
Be punished!
Get lost!
There's no more space to draw.
Right, no more space. What to do?
This space of yours is really huge!
Then don't blame me for giving my all!
You?
Please
The few of you
If it wasn't for me and Di-gua,
the two of you
would have kept on fooling around
with Cuiniang.
Baby, you're jealous?
Yes.
I like Cuiniang,
so I'm jealous of you all.
Enough No matter what,
they have credit too.
Right! Our sacrifices were rather
big this time.
Xiaoqi, what exactly was in that bottle?
Right
Alright,
since everyone helped so much,
I don't mind saying it.
That is called "truth potion".
That will make someone say the
truth after drinking it.
Really?
Is there something as marvelous as
that in the world?
There is! If you don't believe it,
watch for yourselves tomorrow!
Although we've put the potion in,
what if the magistrate doesn't drink it?
I've thought about it long ago
The magistrate is human, not a deity.
That is why, he'll definitely drink it!
Because
Why is it so salty?
Here, Dad
-Try this. Try this one
-Here, here, here
What the yell?!
This chef had put sugar for salt!
That's right!
RE-DO! RE-DO!
-Take it away!
-Yes, yes
Re-do Hurry up and help!
-Here Here
What's the matter?
The dishes are damn salty!
Really?
Try it for yourself
-Isn't it? Hurry up and re-do.
-What's the matter?
Yes Hurry up
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Many thanks to Kitchen God's help
It's just one small dish.
I only have to use a bit of magic
Those dishes he made
would become very, very salty!
But, this has caused the Kitchen God to
go against his usual principle of
being dutiful.
I am slightly sorry about it
Rules are dead.
They can be changed
Let me tell you.
The princess is upholding justice this time.
How can us officials not lend her a hand?
Right, right
Daddy
Dad
Daddy Dad
Give me a little
Water! Water! Water!
Dad, why did you not leave a bit for me?!
I'll give you
Won't this do?
You actually came up with this?
Really cunning!
That's why we only have to use the
"ask-to-the-end speaker" tomorrow
to ask that magistrate who has
drunk the potion.
He'd admit everything then
Oh no!
Really?!
Where's the potion? It's with you?
Didn't I give it to you?
Well.
Wei Woo
[How they start a trial]
Watch how I'm going to make that
magistrate plead guilty in public.
Bring that unpardonable evil-doer
Lin An Yi Ba to court!
What are the both of you doing?
Leaving at this hour?
The both of us have something on
It's all your fault! Really!
What has happened? Hurry!
The both of you forgot
To pour the potion?
Don't say it!
Lin An Yi Ba,
you actually set fire to the theatre,
almost killing dozens of innocent lives.
Your offence faces the death penalty.
Sir, I
I hereby announce
"Lin An Yi Ba, death"
Hold it. The Magistrate,
you announce the verdict without asking
about the whole story?
I've been accused wrongly, Sir
Kidnapping those children wasn't my own intention.
Then what is the reason?
-You have your own difficulties?
-Yes!
-What are they?
-They are
What are they? What are they?
Say it, say it!
There's There's a mastermind.
Who exactly is that?
It's
The mastermind is your father, right?
WHAT?!
If you don't plead guilty,
then I'll arrest your father
and let the both of you be punished together.
Sir, Sir, I plead guilty
I plead guilty I beg of you
It's not my father! Don't say it's my father!
It's got nothing to do with my father! Sir!
Governor Excellency,
Lin An Yi Ba is incorrigible and crafty.
To such a felon,
if I don't take harsh measures
he won't plead guilty.
Lin An Yi Ba,
you dared to blackmail and commit arson,
endangering an area.
For the sake of this area's safety,
-I shall announce
-Hold it!
There's more than meets the eye
regarding this case.
The deceitful magistrate, say!
Lin An Yi Ba confessed under torture!
Am I right?
Is that true?
What audacity! Who Who are you?
You actually dared to create havoc here!
Answer now! Do not refuse!
Did you push all your offences to
innocent Lin An Yi Ba?
SAY!!!
I am telling the truth now,
answering what is being asked.
I had already pushed all the crimes to
Lin An Yi Ba just now.
Say, why did you do it?
Aren't you asking the obvious?
Of course it's because of bank notes.
For money? Who gives you money?
Of course it's the offenders' families.
To help reduce
the severity of the offences of
the offenders, their families will send
bank notes, gold, silver
and jewellery to me.
-You're corrupted!
-Don't make it sound so awful.
You all say it's "corruption",
but I'm doing kind deeds for others.
I'll beat, I'll beat, I'll beat,
BEAT, BEATTT till he's down!
Being corrupted is your own matter.
-Why was Lin An Yi Ba involved in it?
-Right!
There's a need to make a record when
someone makes a report.
If I'm unable to crack a case for a record,
then I can't keep this "wu sha mao".
["wu sha mao" - an official's hat]
But I have my own brilliant plans.
I can find scapegoats
to take the offence for others.
Go on
He's a filial son.
For the sake of his father,
he does everything.
This is too atrocious!
Then what about the kidnap and
arson case of the theatre?
That Lin An Yi Ba is blamed for it.
He knocked himself on to my muzzle.
Old Master Chen gave me 10000 taels of silver.
I have to help him.
He took 10000 taels of silver from someone!
10000 taels? Did he kill someone?
Yes, Old Master Chen's son killed someone.
But, I have been nice to Lin An Yi Ba too.
I gave him 10 taels of silver to
be the scapegoat.
He wouldn't do it.
It'll be fine if he wouldn't do it.
If he escaped, he would have gave me away.
Lin An Yi Ba had got hold of
something of me.
So you acted first and pushed the
whole case to him.
You want to give him the death penalty, right?
Yes Yes
I didn't expect him to escape successfully.
He even kidnapped the children
to threaten me.
This baddie
Hence,
the chief criminal is you!
Yes Yes Yes
I have no more questions.
Governor Excellency, please investigate.
Everyone
Silence please Silence please
The truth has come to light now.
Lin An Yi Ba's crime is due to
someone else's set up.
Now, I hereby announce that he
be released from court!
BRAVO!
Ba-xiong! Ba-xiong, you're fine now!
[xiong = used to address a brother (elder)]
Quick, get up!
You're fine now! Hurry and get up!
Everything's fine now!
It's true.
I I'm not dreaming?
It's true!
What dream? Everything's fine now!
What are you crying for?
You should be laughing!
-He's really!
-What's there to cry about?
In my whole life, no one has ever treated me
so so good before
Alright, Yi Ba, don't cry anymore.
What's this about? What's this about?
You're dead meat!
That's wonderful!
You guys are remarkable!
Nothing like that
That's right
-That's really upholding justice!
-Corrupted official!
The both of you didn't add the potion.
What's the matter with that magistrate?
-Right, I'm very curious too!
-That's right
-What do you say?
-I think it's extremely strange too.
Right! It's impossible!
This
-Right, I'm very curi
-What?
This
Say, what bad deeds have you all done?
What bad deeds?
It's all because of him!
I Him
Stop playing! That's strange
That corrupted official didn't drink the potion.
How did he speak the truth then?
The evil-doers will have retribution.
Now everyone's revenge have been
avenged this time.
That's right. Did he drink the weird potion
you knocked into the well last night,
had a stomachache and then uttered nonsense?
Yes Let's go!
-Don't go. Don't go. DON'T RUN!
-What were you two talking about just now?
Are the both of you servants of the Magistrate?
I think
-You've got the wrong person.
-Right, right
-Don't feign ignorance!
-Come clean. What weird potion?
Out with it!
It's like this
You You You
If he were to be even worse any day,
I'd even pee in here.
Pee? Would you dare to?
You say I don't dare to?
Let's get out of here!
OH I SEE!
That's what happened We
We didn't do it on purpose
I beg of you all,
let us off.
-Don't kneel anymore.
-Get up!
Don't kneel anymore!
Actually you all helped get rid of a
great threat and did a good deed
-That's right!
-Hurry Hurry, let's go!
That corrupted official
was defeated because of himself.
That's why, people must not do evil.
As the saying goes, "One can never
escape from the hands of justice."
There seems to be some form of control
in the midst of everything.
Magistrate,
wait until I return to the Capital
and report everything to the board
before I determine your offence.
You shall await your verdict here.
Your Excellency!
Just spare me this once!
Sir, have mercy on me!
Sir,
just help no matter what
Spare me for once
You still don't know repentance now that
things have turned out this way?
Do you think
I am as despicable as you?!
Sir, sir
Sir Siiiiii.
Sirrr Sir Sir
Please get up now. Get up
Slower Slower
Slower
Drink some tea first. Here
Old Master Old Master
Old Master, you don't have to worry.
Actually, this matter isn't
just what it seems to be.
You have a solution? Say it now
Old Master,
as long as that Governor
doesn't return to the Capital forever.
then no one
would know about this.
Why wouldn't he return to the Capital?
Old Master, this is easy.
As long as we give him an accident
Accident?
Alright, sending me off to here is enough.
You didn't bring a bag?
When I came, both hands were empty.
This time, my life is saved.
I even made so many good friends.
I I'm already very satisfied.
Yi Ba, you've really changed a lot.
I believe you'll definitely succeed.
Moreover,
your father will feel proud of you!
Yi Ba, don't be like this!
-Yi Ba, get up! Get up!
-Quick, get up!
Let him be. He'll feel better this way.
I'm stupid, and I don't know
how to say Say anything
Anyway, just accept a bow from me.
Alright, get up before you say anymore.
Get up Get up
We're quits now.
In future,
we won't owe each other anything.
In In any way,
we're good buddies in future.
It's a deal! When you're free in future,
you must come back and play with us.
Oh yah, bring your father together too!
Sure!
Then I'll take my leave first.
-Sure. Go on now
-Wait!
This This
There are some neccessities and food in it.
Don't say "no". Even if you don't want,
you can give it to your father too.
Just accept it!
Right, accept it!
Don't stand on ceremony.
Alright.
-Then
-Just take it.
-I'll leave now.
-Take care See you!
-Be careful on your way!
-Visit us when you're free!
-Visit us when you're free!
-See you!
Come back to see us!
Take care!