Tiger & Bunny (2011) s01e03 Episode Script

Many a True Word is Spoken in Jest.

1 Crap.
We can't do anything like this.
What should we do? Should we charge in? Hey, say something! I'm going already.
All right Let's go around from the right.
Okay, left it is then! The right?! Think about the direction the wind is blowing.
In theory, it would be better to go from the right.
"Theory"? Whatever! My instinct is telling me to go left.
Let's go.
No, go right.
It doesn't matter which way we go! Then let's go right.
Left! Hey, Lil' Bunny, you should follow your elders' example.
Huh? What? Gokigenyou doukashita n darou Hello, did something happen? Kao wo mireba isshun de wakaru yo Looking at your face it's obvious Senrigan senrigan Clairvoyance MESSOU MO NAI DESU It's not that absurd Do you want boredom to be fruitful? TAIKUTSU KARA MEGUMARETAI NO KAI? At the end of all our deliberations hantei wa shingi no renzoku de ! At the end of all our deliberations we decide to choose Venus venus sashtari ! ODORU MACHINAMI PERFECTLY EUPHORIA We're dancing in the streets, perfectly euphoric Though we cry at words that should be like nothing nandemo nai you na kotoba de naitari suru shi NANDEMO NAI YOU NA KOTOBA DE NAITARI SURU SHI Look, since it's us HORA, BOKUTACHI NANTE the idea is Zentei no wa JUUBUN dekiru no ni we could do just fine The idea is Zantei no nai we'll go dramatically DRAMATIC iku sa The successful one is Seikou no wa KARAKU Just a superstar SUPERSTAR Follow Orion on such a dark night Orion wo nAzoru konnA FukAi yoru Tsunagaretai hagu saretai I want someone close, I want to be hugged, all I see is half-heartedness around me Tsumari hanshin hangi acchi kocchi If my once-in-a-lifetime words that wish for a new future Shin mirai wo negau guuzenzetusugou no could maybe, possibly line up and make sense Kotoba ga moshi, moshi tsumugeru nara time would stop Jikan ga tomaru yo Ah, koko de owaru hazu ga nai no ni There's no way it'd end here, though I've told you over and over Please stop calling me Bunny! Huh? Haven't you had enough already? There's no point in continuing this silly game.
This proves it.
Your reliance on instinct makes it impossible for me to team up with you.
For your information, simulations aren't— Simulations aren't my thing.
I can't go all out unless it's the real thing.
Oh, please don't mind us! Just act natural! Acting so cocky What does he mean, he can't go all out unless it's the real thing? Don't you get it? Our selling point is the fact that we have a team.
And yet, your teamwork is terrible.
Do you know why? Jeez, I don't know why I bothered to hire you, Mr.
Kotetsu.
What? It's my fault? Then I'm leaving.
Hey! You Never mind him! Thanks to Barnaby, our stock prices are skyrocketing.
Listen.
People are expecting a lot from you two.
This is a crucial time, got it? Okay He's young, so why don't you try to lead him? You've been doing this for much longer, after all.
That's true, but For example How about working to better your team coordination through a training simulation, or something like that? A simulation? What? Well I don't really like simulations.
There's no tension.
I prefer the real thing.
If you don't like it, you can quit.
Making such an elaborate facility What if I catch a cold? Wild Tiger, do you have a moment? Or should I refer to you as Mr.
Kaburagi right now? Barnaby? He's a rival, but as a fellow hero who defends the same city, I have high hopes for him! He's a cute kid.
He's the perfect new hero.
He's got a pretty face, so he's got to be popular with the ladies too.
Especially with the ladies I sense something from him.
So I'd like to tell him, "Thanks.
And thanks again.
" I've got nothing.
Hold on, stop right there.
What do you mean you've got nothing? You're his partner, aren't you? What is it? Do you want to ruin my show? I just don't have anything to say.
I can't help it.
You're not a child.
Don't you have anything better to say? Tell that to Sky High! Huh? "Thanks.
And thanks again.
"? What's that about? There's nothing wrong with him saying that.
Huh? That goofiness is his strong point! That's not fair! Okay.
I'll come up with the lines, and you'll repeat it.
Huh? Just read it out loud.
Are you following me home too? Yes.
This is an in-depth documentary, after all! Sorry my room isn't very interesting.
It's all right! The fans want to see how you spend your personal time more than anything.
What is it? I understand.
I'm also a single man.
Excuse me? I'll make sure to cut out scenes that might ruin your public image.
Okay In return, let me know if there are any sites you recommend.
Today, in the Stern Medaille Area, a ceremony was held to commemorate the completion of the Fortress Tower Building.
A statue of Legend, the first hero, has been placed at the entrance of the building as a symbol of peace.
Mr.
Albert Maverick was present at its unveiling.
We hope that the Fortress Tower Building will become Sternbild's new landmark, as well as its new symbol of peace.
It's time to go.
It's all right.
You're not alone anymore.
I'm still alone, sir Hey, Lil' Bunny.
Umm Want to go out? What's this all about? It's creepy.
I don't know, okay?! Huh? What kind of horrible acting was that?! And his name is Barnaby, not Lil' Bunny.
Don't give him strange nicknames! It's not a big deal.
Today, you're going to invite your partner Barnaby to a day out on the town.
That's the scenario.
Do it right.
I'm not an actor! Listen.
This is all business.
So what should I do? Just act the way you usually do.
The way I usually do? Got it.
Yeah, this is the way things usually are, but Wow! Barnaby! Here you go.
We're getting a great picture here.
On the other hand What do you mean, you don't want it?! I'm giving it to you for free! Because that one's not cool.
Sorry I took so long.
Hey! I got one from Barnaby too.
This one's rare! All right! Don't come begging me for it later on! Hey Here we go.
Huh?! What's with this person?! He sure does a good job putting up with all of this Oh yeah, and him too Hey Don't you think we've done enough? Okay.
The sun is going down, so let's get moving.
We're doing more?! Next up is the Fortress Tower Building.
My superiors want me to give their new landmark some publicity.
So this is it Let's get going.
Hey, shouldn't you be filming this? This place needs the publicity, right? Is it broken? Hey Can we get on? Yeah.
I just finished fixing it.
Fixing it? This place was just completed.
It's nothing.
I was just oiling the cables.
Are you getting in or not? Oh Do I have to get in? Just get in! Isn't that Barnably? He's so cool! Don't you get tired of doing that? Doing what? Umm May I shake your hand? Sure.
I don't mind.
Thank you very much! That sort of stuff.
Not really.
It's all part of our job.
By the way, sir You're creeping me out now What's that? Figure it out yours— Which you don't have to do.
What are you looking at? That.
That's a building.
Then what's that? That's also a building.
Also, the thing next to it is a building and the thing in front of it is also a building.
Well all the building-like structures you can see here are buildings.
Be serious! I really don't know what they're called.
Attention, all guests An alarm has just been set off in the building.
What's going on? Please follow the staff's instructions Please evacuate! and move quickly Repeat Everyone! Please evacuate right away.
What's wrong? Is there a fire? Oh Well Barnaby and Wild Tiger.
They're both Heroes.
I see To tell you the truth, we had a bomb threat.
Where's the bomb? Well, we have no idea where it is.
It might be a prank, but Did the culprit make any demands? Not really.
He's doing it for fun, huh? I was just oiling the cables Sorry.
Take care of things here.
Hey, where are you going? I'll be right back! A bomb? It's all right, everyone.
It's just a stupid joke.
To be safe, though, please evacuate.
Think of this as an evacuation drill.
You're joking, right? That thing could blow up this entire building! GO NEXT! First in taste, pepsi NEX! Everyone, stay calm.
Everything will be just fine.
Please go down slowly one at a time! The hero saving people during his personal time We don't get many chances to film this.
Agnes Shouldn't we start evacuating too? Are you crazy?! You call yourself a journalist with that kind of attitude? How much time do we have left? So there was a bomb.
Let's go.
Listen.
We're going to follow and stick to those two as long as we can! What are you just standing there for?! You guys should also evacuate.
Huh? You've got to be kidding me.
If I let an opportunity as great as this slip away, I'd be— Who's the one who's kidding around?! I don't mind if you think of this as a show, but not in our current situation.
We Heroes have a duty to protect the citizens of this city at all times.
And you guys are no exception.
He was kind of cool, wasn't he? Him? Yeah, right.
But we have a job to do Don't worry.
He'll be running the camera for you.
What?! Bring the broadcast van! I'll direct it myself.
3 PM today! The staff and visitors are rushing to evacuate.
Heroes who made it to the scene appear to have evacuated all of the visitors and staff.
Though we still do not know what the culprit's objectives and demands are.
This building has just been completed and there's already been a bomb scare.
Is there really a bomb? Is this just a prank? Now let the party begin.
We can only wait and see as things progress.
Let's see if they can really pull this off.
Now then What should we do, Bunny? Shall we at least smile for the camera? How did you know that it was here? It's strange for a new elevator to be malfunctioning.
Is that all? You saw that worker too, right? He looked too clean to have been working with the cables.
His clothes and gloves too.
I see.
That's pretty good, for you.
Why the condescending tone?! Anyway, what are you doing? You probably rushed here without much thought, didn't you? I've learned how to deal with bombs.
You can do that? A Hero should be able to handle any situation.
Well, yeah Ideally, that's the case, but I get it now Well, let's see what you can do.
What are you doing? What am I doing? I don't have anything to do, so I'm resting.
Do you have a problem with that? If that's the case, then evacuate.
I'll handle this by myself.
You idiot.
I'm not so heartless that I'd leave without my partner.
What is it? Nothing As always, your thinking is old-fashioned.
Shut up! Oh, but let me make this clear.
This doesn't mean I've come to trust you or anything.
It's only because I have my pride as a hero, and That's fine and all, but could you keep quiet for a bit? Fine, fine, sorry.
According to the information we have, Barnaby and Wild Tiger happened to be in the area and are dealing with the bomb! How do they feel about dealing with the bomb without their hero suits?! They don't have much time left! The fate of this building has been left in the hands of Apollon Media's new duo! It's a boring picture, so there's nothing we can do to make it more exciting.
It would be nice if we could get a shot from inside.
Tiger's the only one who saw the bomb, right? Is there really a bomb? This might just be his plan to boost his popularity.
Be quiet for a bit! Don't die, Kotetsu.
Hey, aren't you done yet? Hey, how's it going? We don't have time to escape anymore.
All right! You did it?! I've dealt with the conductor, so now What is it? I just have to avoid the trap.
What? There are wires above and below the detonator.
How wonderful.
If I cut the right one, the bomb won't go off.
Just get to the point! Choose the wrong one, and we'll be blown to bits! Is that it? That's right.
Top or bottom This is so cliché.
So which one is it? We don't have any time! If I knew which one, I would have cut it already! Cut the top one! Why? Then the bottom one! Don't rely on your instincts! My instinct is pretty accurate! I don't want to get blown up! Then what do your theories tell you is the right one? I'm thinking about that right now.
There's no point in hesitating! Top or bottom Hey, go top! How did you know what I meant by "top"? It was an instantaneous decision.
There was nothing else I could do.
Isn't that instinct? Whatever the case, neither of us does well unless we're in a real situation.
You're free to interpret it however you like.
I don't care for such feelings of camaraderie.
For a rabbit, you're not very cute.
Excuse me? We can finally have a look at what happened at the scene.
The top one is the only choice! Wild Tiger's mighty fists roar into action! Followered by Barnaby's explosive kick! They really let loose.
Well, I'm glad that they did.
So what should we do with this footage? Well, we can't air it! You don't think enough.
Destroying the roof was too short-sighted.
No matter how I think about it, kicking a bomb isn't right! What if it had exploded? You're so hard-headed, old man.
What?! In the distant future, if I become a fossil Boku ga kie tooi mirai de kaseki ni nattara Hito wa boku ni nani wo miru darou What would people see in me? And even if I get analyzed, classified and deciphered Bunseki shite na wo tsukete kaidoku wo shitemo Only I will know who I loved Aishita hito wa boku shika shiranai Hello ikiru koto Hey there life Kimi no hoka ni kimi wa dekinai Only you can be you Kagayaki tsuzukeru hikatta hoshi kara From the bright star that still glitters Kagayaki tsuzuke hikatta ano sora kara From that bright sky that still glitters Bokura wa nani wo hashirareru darou What are we making run? Kiseki wa uchuu dake janai yo Miracles aren't limited to the universe Kagayaki tsuzukeru hikatta hoshi kara From the bright star that still glitters From that bright sky that still glitters Kagayaki tsuzuke hikatta ano sora kara Me wo tojikatte tojikirenai yo Even if i close my eyes it's not enough Ano hoshi sae motenakatta My heart couldn't even get Shochu, on the rocks.
Kokoro that star Say What did the bomber look like? He looked like your average bad guy.
I see.
Bringing out a C9 What's wrong with him? A C9? That's the latest bomb out there! How did he get one of those? Jeez.
What a terrible world this is.
So are you getting along with Barnaby? Who knows? Umm Barnaby? He's the best partner.
We may not look it, but we have a lot in common! That song was by our new performer, Miss Karina Lyle.
Huh?
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