Top Boy (2011) s05e02 Episode Script

The Tour

["Killing Me Slowly" by Jeshi playing]
Way home, tiptoe over NOS cracks ♪
Cab ride back
Keep runnin' that song back ♪
- Gotta stomach that loss ♪
- Yeah ♪
Got me starin' right in your face
And now my eyes red like insomniacs ♪
Try and find myself
Gettin' lost and found ♪
Cemetery keep askin' where God's at ♪
Life burn belly like cognac ♪
Fed chase, yeah
I came a long way from that ♪
Head spins, shop run
Gotta get electric ♪
Walk in the rain
Zero next to percentage ♪
Why I hate bouncers
Scrеw on the entrance ♪
Knew that I'll find loose screws
Where I left it ♪
- [man] Can't let you back in.
- [woman] What?
This is where we live.
You've just come here.
- Show him that sign. Show him that sign.
- [man] Can't let you back in.
- Well, it says on here
- Listen.
Keep droppin' my rollie ♪
Throwin' up on my clothes
Nightmare, that dream that you sold me ♪
Throwin' my phone
Cuh it full up of phonies ♪
Runnin' my nose
Keep droppin' my rollie ♪
Head blow like balloons ♪
- Why don't you let me down slowly? ♪
- Killin' me slowly ♪
Rock stuck in my nose
Keep droppin' my rollie ♪
Throwin' up on my clothes
Nightmare, that dream that you sold me ♪
- Sold me ♪
- Throwin' my phone ♪
Cuh it full up of phonies ♪
Runnin' my nose ♪
[door opens]
[door closes]
[Dushane] Wanna sit down, yeah?
What the fuck is goin' on?
What you talkin' about?
[Sully] That.
That's a fuckin' problem.
his two little girls,
mother-in-law dead
at some First Communion.
- [sighs]
- Coincidence?
[Dushane chuckles softly]
Hold on, what you tryna say?
I'm tryna say my first shipment
there weren't bricks in it,
there was two fuckin' heads.
Chaash and Mounir's.
And also, you don't know nothin'
about this Irish firm on the phone?
Talkin' about
they're the new fuckin' supplier,
at some new price.
The McGees, no? Never heard of them?
What I know is
I ain't runnin' shit now.
That's your problem.
Okay, yeah, it is my problem,
'cause they mentioned my fuckin' daughter
Natasha, by name.
So they're all fuckin' dead.
And if you're back here pullin' strings
'cause you wanna see me fail or somethin',
just know that we are fuckin' linked.
If I fail, you don't make no money.
So if you've been talking 'cause
you ain't happy, say it now to me, bro.
I think you're forgettin' somethin'.
I ain't nothin' fuckin' like you.
I'm loyal.
[chuckles softly]
[door opens]
[Jaq] Wagwan?
What's happenin'?
What you sayin'?
You need me for this ting later today?
Fam, somethin' ain't right with Lauryn.
I found a wrap of dark on her last night
when she was sleepin' on the sofa.
[Sully] Come on.
Well, that ain't good, is it?
Apart from the hospital,
she ain't been outta the house
since all this Curtis shit happened.
- Mm-mm.
- I need to spend some time with her, bro.
Get all of this shit ironed out.
Can't lie.
- Go and spend some time with her, then.
- You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
If that's what you need, do it.
- Bro, if you need me, I'm here for you.
- Uh-uh. You go and take care of her.
- Do what you gotta do.
- All right, bro.
- [Sully] Later on.
- [Jaq] Love.
[zipper zips]
- [sighs]
- [rattling]
[emotional ambient music playing]
[sighs heavily]
[keys clink]
[front door opens]
[door closes]
[girls chattering]
[girl 1] Oh my God, it's him.
Go. Go up to him.
[girl 2] Go get him. [squeals] Good luck.
Do you ever go school?
Do you ever not go school?
Shut up.
I'm just saying, if you don't go school,
you're gonna be bare dumb.
Listen, you don't learn real life things
you need in a classroom. Trust me.
Okay, big man.
[girls giggling]
- [Erin] Guys, wait.
- [girl 2] Oh, what did he say?
You can't be cheeky with boys.
["Winning" by Kwesi Arthur
(feat. Vic Mensa) playing over speakers]
Living a lie
You ne be gang, Awala ♪
All my niggas winning now
Winning now, winning now ♪
Winning now, we no go stop ♪
All my niggas winning now
Winning now, winning now ♪
Winning now, we no go stop ♪
All my niggas winning now
Winning now, winning now ♪
Winning now, we no go stop ♪
You dey pretend, living a lie
You ne be gang, Awala ♪
All my niggas winning now
Winning now, winning now ♪
Winning now, we no go stop ♪
Hey, hey ♪
Hey, hey ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
In God I dey trust ♪
Me intake no loss ♪
Hey, cuz, let me grab this
before you dent your chest.
My guy going straight for the bench press.
That was your bro's ting. He could outdo
some of the roid heads in here still.
Yeah, I know. He used to tell me.
[chuckles] You need to work up
to this weight though, bro.
How's everyting
in that home they got you in?
It's all right, you know. It's calm.
Any youts give you any trouble there,
make sure you let man know, innit?
[rhythmic music plays over speakers]
Put your hands here.
Let's go.
All the way down, right to your chest.
- [grunts]
- Let's do three more, okay?
- [exhales]
- Uh-huh.
- [exhales]
- Mm-hm.
Go. Go.
- [exhales]
- [bar rattles]
- [sighs]
- Just practice.
Building yourself up slowly. D'you get it?
Love for reppin' his chain still.
That's hard.
Whoever done it
one day, that brudda's gonna get
what's comin' to him.
You ever seen who done it?
Everyone on the road
swears down it was Sully, innit.
Like I told the feds, I never saw nothin'.
Anyway, fuck all that.
Come on.
[woman] Going to stretch
our stresses away.
And then over to the right.
[New Age music playing]
Really stretch that arm out
as if you're trying
to grab hold of something.
And then into child's pose,
where we're going to relax for a bit.
And then into cow.
I've had enough. Come.
What, can't we chill for a bit longer?
[woman] And now a deep breath in,
and sighing out
as we go into child's pose.
I thought we were here for me.
Yeah, we are.
Then let's go.
[Jaq] Listen, you see this yoga ting?
[scoffs] Don't.
You need to stick to the classes.
- All right? It'll be good for you.
- Ain't for me.
All that cow, cat bullshit.
Why don't you tell me what this is?
- I don't know what that is.
- Is that right?
- Thought you didn't know what it was.
- I don't.
See that shit?
It ain't for people like us.
It'll fuck you up, man.
Why you talking to me
like I'm some kinda crackhead?
'Cause you're my sister,
and that is dark.
I've seen enough people
fuck up their lives because of that shit,
and I ain't about
to let that happen to you.
So this ain't happenin' no more.
All right?
- All right?
- All right. All right.
Look, I won't do it anymore.
It's been hard, Jaqs.
Like, really, really fuckin' hard.
I get it.
I do.
But I'mma be real with you, Lauryn.
I ain't really tryna hear all that.
[Jaq sighs deeply]
You and little man
are rolling with me today.
Have you got time?
For my family?
["Summertime" by FLO
playing over speakers]
- [Dushane] Yo.
- Hey.
- What you sayin'?
- [Shelley] I'm ready.
Let me just get some stuff out the back.
I'll be a sec.
A'ight, do your ting.
- You all right? Mm.
- [Naomi] You all right?
Don't mean to brag, deep in my bag ♪
So I don't care about you ♪
Know you see me ♪
[Dushane] Mandy.
Nice little stunt you pulled
in Summerhouse yesterday.
you do know it's not in my best interests
to have feds roamin'
around the estate like that, innit?
The Home Office were gonna deport Kieron.
And we stopped them.
Did you want 'em to take your friend?
Firstly, Kieron ain't my friend.
Second, he's a grown-arse man.
You ain't his mum.
Police on the estate like that
means money outta my pocket.
I ain't feelin' it, Mandy.
[Mandy scoffs]
Sounds about right.
You've never struck me as the type
to care about anybody other than yourself.
Do you think
I'm fuckin' playin' with you? Hm?
Don't fuck with me.
My braids go down to the floor ♪
I walk round like a phenomenon ♪
Can you just help set up
for the next client, please?
- Sure.
- [Shelley] Thank you.
- You ready, yeah?
- Yeah.
- Hey, Naomi, take care, yeah?
- [Naomi] Take care.
I'm catchin' flights
Without the feelings ♪
Wanna party, wanna wild out ♪
What the hell was that?
Listen, how you wanna run your business
is up to you, yeah?
You see that Mandy girl, she gotta go.
When we get this chain,
we're gonna need Mandy.
For your information,
I was at that protest as well.
So was the whole of Summerhouse.
And you know what? We won.
Anyway, it was just a one-off thing.
That's good to know.
[tense ambient music playing]
- Yeah, when?
- When?
You're gonna get your delivery soon,
but I need to make a few things clear.
I wanna see your operation.
What'd you wanna see?
I mean, I think it's only fair.
Me and my uncle,
we're taking a big risk here, man.
Just cooperate with us.
The sooner the better.
Now, my lad is gonna follow us,
so let's get on, then.
[woman] Pedicure chairs,
manicure stations.
All very busy shops.
Lots of regular customers,
and they're all staying.
Now, let me show you downstairs.
[Shelley] Well, I have a price.
I can offer you 1.5.
This is 600K under the asking price.
Look, with all due respect,
I didn't come here to bid,
so this offer expires
the minute we walk out of here.
One million, five hundred thousand.
If you agree,
you'll have the money in seven days.
No one's gonna offer you that,
and you know it.
One million,
nine hundred and fifty thousand.
Seven days, cash.
One million, eight hundred thousand.
Seven days, cash.
And that's my final offer.
One million,
eight hundred and fifty thousand.
When I said final, I meant final.
I ain't gonna lie, you killed that one.
- I told you I'd get her lower.
- Yeah, I know, you did.
We'll definitely get that in seven days?
Shelley, I got you. Yeah?
I'll go and see Lithe now.
- [chattering]
- [woman 1] I don't want none, bruv.
[Si] Look who's rolling with man.
- [man 1] Who?
- [woman 1] Oh my days!
[man 1] Oh man!
- [man 2] Say nothin'
- Say no more.
- [Tyrone] My guy.
- [woman 1] Come on, man!
What you sayin'? Good to see you.
- My brudda. Come on.
- What you sayin', man?
[man 3] What you sayin', bro?
You drinkin'?
Yeah, gwaan.
- [woman 1] You drink?
- [woman 2] He's a big man now.
- [Tyrone] Love.
- Yo, take it easy though. Sip slow.
- Gonna look bad chucking up.
- [laughter]
[Si] Respect to our fallen brothers.
- [Tyrone] Everyone rise up, man.
- [woman 1] Sure.
- [Si] Man like J.
- [Tyrone] One time for Jamie.
- Big up Jamie.
- [all] Jamie!
[Si] Can't forget
our next fallen soldier, yeah?
[all] Kit.
Everyone in this room
had enough love for your brother.
[Tyrone] Enough, man.
So we're gonna go turn up tonight.
Wanna come through?
- Yeah, I'm there.
- [all cheering]
- [woman 1] You're a big boy now, yeah?
- [woman 2] Big business!
- Show my brother what you been working on.
- You really gonna do that now, fam?
Reload that.
[woman 1] Load up, G.
[music starts]
Look, don't matter to them
'Bout where we're from ♪
In the gutters where we belong ♪
- Mm.
- Ain't spent these nights in the game ♪
Just to end up gettin' stained
By a cat named Tom ♪
Ain't forgotten, but they're gone ♪
Both my boys, this shit long ♪
I'm weak every day of the week ♪
But I still tell bro's little bro
Stay strong ♪
Crocodile teeth come Colgate bronze ♪
- Brap! Brap! ♪
- What are you on? ♪
There's man that risk their life
For the T ♪
My G, don't risk your life for a thong ♪
Fuck ya skunt, bing like bong ♪
- I'm at the top ♪
- King like Kong ♪
Get left if you can't move right ♪
That's right
We ain't ever gonna move shit wrong ♪
My boydem pick up the leng
Mum told me I'd better go pick up a pen ♪
We're stuck in these streets
It's all we know till we pick up a knife ♪
Then when young bucks
Can't get off the road ♪
We're rodents
Somethin' like mice of men ♪
- Shen ♪
- ♪Yeng, yeng ♪
- When? ♪
- Next gen ♪
Round here, that brotherhood shit
Don't mean nothin' more than ends ♪
I seen mandem snake their friends ♪
For a dude
With a couple of gyal and a Benz ♪
Boy, if the ting you just drew
Ain't a ten ♪
Go back in the field and do it again ♪
That point didn't count, so double it ♪
Trouble in paradise, skilli go beng ♪
- Beng, shen, yeng ♪
- Oh! ♪
The shank just bent, shit ♪
But the toaster ain't jammed ♪
My fam set fiyaz to a man like Brent ♪
Told bro, "Watch out
There's money on your head" ♪
Fling stones like Fred
Now the money got spent ♪
I ain't content with the result
My people, gotta rise up skengs ♪
[shop bell chimes]
[door closes]
- She's not in.
- What?
- [woman] She's not in.
- What you mean?
Where the fuck is she then?
She pays the rent every Friday in cash.
That's all I know.
- Excuse me, you can't go in there.
- Shut up, man.
[tense ambient music playing]
I'm sorry, but the person you've called
Fuck's sake.
[line ringing]
Yo, Jeffrey. Have you seen Lithe?
[Jeffrey] Yeah, Dushane,
I can't deal with this right now.
There's just a lot goin' on.
I'm gonna I'll call you back.
Yo, yo, yo.
You ain't callin' no one back, bruv.
Listen, I'm in her office.
The whole fuckin' place is empty.
- What's goin' on?
- I'm gonna have to call you back.
You hear what I'm telling you?
I'm in her office
- [phone thuds]
- [shudders]
- Jeffrey!
- [beeping]
[breathing shakily]
[car pulls up]
[Jonny] Pfft.
The kingdom, eh?
- [man 1] You rollin' tonight?
- [Kieron] Yeah, 100%, bro.
- [man 1] Hundred You know it.
- [Bradders] Come on, let's go.
- [Samsi] Your ting don't smell right.
- [Bradders] Hey.
So, what you sayin', Bradders? What?
What, you cheatin' tings
or, what, you a virgin?
[Samsi] This guy don't get tings, man.
He's always with me.
- What'd you mean?
- [laughs]
- No.
- Nah.
- Hey.
- Nah.
- One sec.
- [Samsi] Say no more.
Who the fuck is this?
playing over speakers]
Grab that.
[Sully] You just stayin' home?
[Kieron] Nah, man.
Fuck hidin' from Home Secretary.
Man's gotta work, bruv.
You know it's me ♪
Don't act up
You know it's me ♪
Got big plans for your ovary ♪
Take one shot, lay low with me ♪
Hate that you can't get over me ♪
Baby, you can't get over me ♪
Breakin' your heart internally ♪
We lot on that Jodeci ♪
Fill tank up, no gasoline
Tear that hit ♪
[door closes]
One more round, I'm a athlete ♪
Security, yeah?
Send that invoice back to me ♪
Crazy, sexy, actually
She looked at me ♪
- Good?
- Yeah, good. Good.
Two guy live on this ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
MK on their neck ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
[door closes]
Who's that, fam?
Fuck knows, bruv.
My man looked hella buki, though.
For real, man.
One more stop, buddy.
[doorbell ringing]
- [Dushane] Yo!
- [sighs heavily]
Bruv, don't put down the phone
on me like that, yeah?
- Where the fuck is Lithe?
- I dunno.
What do you mean you don't know?
Brother, pick up your phone,
call her, tell her to come here now.
I tried her after you called.
She's not pickin' up.
So where's Lizzie? Is she here?
Get Lizzie to call her.
Lizzie, I'll call Lizzie. Except, hold on,
I've been calling Lizzie
every five minutes for the past 12 hours.
[sighs] I got back last night
about midnight.
I No Lizzie.
She's locked me out
of all my bank accounts.
Every single one of them. I can't get in.
I'm locked out. She's taken everything.
She's gone.
As in, she's gone.
[tense ambient music playing]
[Dushane sighs]
Mate, look, Dushane, this
Lithe's Lithe's gone.
Lizzie's gone.
That is not a coincidence.
That's a clusterfuck.
Listen to me.
You're gonna find them,
and you're gonna bring them back to me.
Do you get it?
That's good.
'Cause I swear down, Jeffrey,
if you don't,
you ain't gonna live to see the weekend.
Do you get that?
- [sighs]
- [door opens]
[door closes]
[breathing heavily]
Oh fuck.
- [phone clatters]
- [exhales]
Fuck. Fuck!
Got a little present for you.
Little surprise.
Mate, I'm done with surprises.
Nah, this This surprise,
I think you'll like this surprise.
You ever been to Ireland, Sully?
- No.
- You should come over. I'll take you.
- Look like I'm fuckin' in it.
- [laughs]
- Where we goin', Jonny?
- Down here, take a left.
[baby fussing]
- [Jaq] Hello!
- [chuckles softly]
Can I come and sit in here with you?
Is that all right?
- [Lauryn chuckles]
- Well, thank you, kind sir.
It's cute.
See a name you like?
Ah, I dunno, man.
Well, how long you got to name him
before it's illegal and that?
- About two days left.
- [both laugh]
- Shit, then.
- [laughs]
- Somebody better get crackin'.
- Yeah, I know, but it's difficult.
All right then, well, what about that one?
- Oh, shut up.
- Hank.
[laughing] No. No.
What? He could become
a cowboy or somethin'.
[Lauryn laughs]
- [Lauryn] Ain't no cowboys in London.
- Eh?
- Delroy.
- [laughs]
Yeah, man.
- Likkle baby Delroy.
- [both laugh]
- Oh.
- All right, listen, let's make a move.
- [Lauryn] Stop.
- [Jaq] Come on, then, baby Delroy.
No, no, don't call him that. I swear.
- [Jaq] Delroy.
- Uh-uh.
- [Jaq] After his granddaddy.
- You're so annoying.
- [Jaq] Mm.
- No way.
- [Jaq] Proper yard man.
- [Lauryn snorts]
[both laughing]
[Lauryn] Oh shit.
["Makossa Riddim" by Juls (feat. Haile)
playing over speakers]
[Jaq] Wagwan?
[Naomi] Oh my God!
[Mandy] Hey! How are you?
- [Lauryn] I'm good. You all right?
- Ah!
[Naomi] Hey.
[Lauryn] That's him.
[Shelley] So cute!
- Hey!
- Babe.
- Hello.
- [Lauryn] Mm!
- Aw!
- Ah! Hi, Jaqs. You all right?
- [Jaq] Yeah, good.
- [Mandy] Hey!
Look at you.
You getting too much female attention?
- [Mandy] Hey!
- He's beautiful, Lauryn.
- Do you think so?
- What? Are you jokin'?
- [laughs]
- [Shelley] He is beautiful.
Look at him.
- What's his name?
- Delroy.
- Shut up.
- After his granddaddy.
[Lauryn] Nah, man.
All day with this shit.
No, um
He He hasn't got a name,
'cause I can't think of one just yet.
[Jaq] But yeah, man, we were just passin'.
Thought we'd pop in and say wagwan.
- You're not goin'?
- Well, I mean
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Up to you.
Absolutely not. Especially you, Jaq.
There's somethin'
Naomi's been dyin' to do for you.
- [Naomi] Come, Jaqs.
- [Mandy] Hey! Hello!
- [baby coos]
- [Naomi] Come, sit.
[Jaq] Well, I don't know
what none of this shit is.
Let's see.
[Lauryn] Don't judge me.
Well, it's been a minute, so
[Shelley chuckles]
It's all good. You're here now.
- The fuck is that?
- [Naomi] Gems.
- You want gems?
- No.
All right, let me see.
Let me see your hands.
[Jaq sighs]
It's about time you got
them bruk-up claws dealt with.
[all laughing]
You hear about the chain Shelley's buyin'?
- I spotted this opportunity.
- [Lauryn] Yeah?
- It's perfect.
- Oh, what kinda chain?
[Naomi] Ten shops.
Nine plus this one.
- [Lauryn] Ten shops!
- Gwaan, Shell.
So, you gonna come and get involved?
Shelley's is goin' places, you know.
I've got the baby, Shell.
Yeah, not right now.
Whenever you're ready.
You're family. You know this.
Just wanna be your man
I just wan' be your man ♪
Be your man ♪
- Yeah.
- [Shelley] Yeah?
No, I appreciate you, sis. I really do.
I got you.
My gal just hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on ♪
Come. Come meet my friends.
[woman] Hiya, Jonny.
- How are we, gorgeous?
- [woman] Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?
- Yeah, not bad. Better now.
- [chuckles] You here to see Pat?
Yeah. Is himself inside?
- Yeah, he's in the communal room.
- Okay, I'll chat to you later, yeah?
- Yeah. See you, babe.
- All right.
["Take Some Love" by Len Gehl
playing over speakers]
- Howya?
- [nurse] Hey, Jonny.
[Jonny claps]
There he is! The wee fecker.
- Abigail.
- [Abigail] All right, Jonny?
[Jonny] Yeah.
- You finished now, darlin'?
- Uh-huh.
Thank you, Abigail.
Thank you.
Suigh síos.
What's that?
Suigh síos. It means "sit" in Irish.
I'd rather stand in English.
Take some love from me ♪
This old fecker here, Pat,
he's my great uncle.
Tadgh's father.
Pat, meet my buddy, Sully.
Jonny, what we doin' here?
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna show you
how the money can be made.
- [scoffs]
- Got 20 of these places, man.
Make a fortune.
Well, fact is, you know, there's what?
Unlimited supply of old people here.
Come and go. You make your money that way.
Anyways, look.
I'll be back on Friday for your birthday.
- [Pat] Uh
- [Jonny] Yeah?
- Is Tadgh comin'?
- Tadgh is comin'.
I'll be comin', okay?
All right, man.
How I love your gentle eyes ♪
[Pat] Is Tadgh comin'?
[Jonny] Yes!
On wit' ya. Come on, this way.
Take some love ♪
Take some love from me ♪
[ominous ambient music playing]
Relax, Sully, will ya?
[keys jingle]
D'you ever try meditation?
Helps with the nerves, you know.
Come on. Your present's in here.
Is it movin'?
- [laughs]
- [mumbling]
You know, Pat,
he always hated traitors, didn't he?
- [muffled groans]
- [Jonny] It's, like, an Irish thing.
- [frightened yelps]
- [Jonny] Attaboy, Billy.
[Bill mumbling]
I mean, whatever you wanna do,
man, you do it.
[Bill mumbling]
- How about you do it?
- It's your mess. Go on.
Go on.
You seem excited. Go on.
[Bill groaning]
[Jonny tuts] Such a shame, eh?
[Bill yelps]
[Jonny] Shut up, will ya?
[Bill whimpering]
- [blows landing]
- [Bill groaning]
[Jonny] Yah!
[beating continues]
[Jonny] Ah, man. Stop.
Finish it, will ya? Go on.
Nah, nah, it's all yours.
[Lee] No, I can't do anything
before Tuesday. I
I'm gonna have to call you back.
- I assume there's some kind of problem.
- Yeah, there's a fuckin' problem.
Lizzie, Lithe, they've done a runner.
I can't get my money.
Well, I could put an inquiry agent on it.
But if further down the road,
something were to happen to Lizzie,
which is a possibility,
then the inquiry agent
might feel obliged to inform the police,
which could be awkward.
You know what the fuck I'm about.
I want Lizzie found ASAP.
There is a guy.
Very obliging.
Very discreet.
But it'll cost you.
Talk to him.
Set it up.
Leave it with me.
[horn blares]
If it gets peak, can't mission abort ♪
- Spin this car, let's grab some corn ♪
- Spin that ♪
Opp block, let it roar ♪
- Lost the war, he got bored ♪
- Splash! ♪
Tripped up, zored
How's he alive? I don't know ♪
Was it bad? Leave me alone
If you ain't gang, don't call my phone ♪
I'm insane, dish out shells ♪
Give man hell, fucking hell ♪
Who got chinged? I can't tеll ♪
- Got the drop, he got impalеd ♪
- Splash! ♪
We got shells, proper bells
Can't you tell?
We do shit and not tell ♪
Them man chatty like some girls
Fucking hell ♪
- She like me 'cause I'm road ♪
- Road ♪
- I fell in love with the rules ♪
- Rules ♪
- I turned one into two ♪
- Two ♪
- I fell in love with my tool ♪
- Tool ♪
- I turned one into three ♪
- Three ♪
- I fell in love with the fiends ♪
- Fiends ♪
I turn a nine to half a B ♪
- Coulda put a boy on the tee ♪
- Tee ♪
Microwave 'cause I'm lazy ♪
- [Stef] Do you wanna get a drink?
- What?
- Do you wanna get a drink?
- Yeah, okay.
Come back your boy, you done left him ♪
- Left him ♪
I might put a splash on your bredren ♪
Gas stove, I'm amazin'
I just put a splash on my apron ♪
- [laughter]
- [Lauryn] You're joking.
- [Becks] How was your day, though?
- Mm.
You know, it was amazin'.
Even little man's conked out.
- And the nails?
- Oh. Yeah.
- They're so good.
- Mm.
Green with envy.
Keep those bitches jealous.
- Know what I mean? [laughs]
- You look good.
Thanks, babes. Come, let's get a picture.
Do it for the 'gram.
[Becks] Let's see.
- Oh. No.
- [Lauryn] Nah, nah, do another one.
Yes, fire.
A likkle somethin' somethin'
came for you today.
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
What is it?
[kisses teeth] Fuck's sake, man.
Youse two. Ugh.
What one is it?
- Oh. Okay.
- [Becks laughing]
Mm. Almost blew my own back out.
- [all laugh]
- Well, I did.
- Okay, I love you.
- [Lauryn] I love you, baby.
Mwah. Have fun.
Listen, you go have
one of your fancy baths, yeah?
I will.
If you're still up by the time I get back,
we'll slap a film on, yeah?
- Yes.
- [Jaq] A'ight.
[Lauryn laughs]
[Lauryn] Go.
- Hey, Jaqs?
- Yo.
Thank you for today.
No, seriously, though.
I even got a job.
- [Jaq] Mm-hm.
- Me and Shell.
- Yeah, yeah.
- [Lauryn laughs]
[Lauryn] It was meant to be.
I love you.
I love you more.
- Impossible.
- [scoffs]
Allow me, man.
- [Lauryn laughs] Right, have fun, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.
[Lauryn] Behave.
- [Becks] We'll try.
- [Lauryn] Mm.
[Becks] Bye!
[door closes]
- You done left him ♪
- Left him ♪
I might put a splash on your bredren ♪
[Erin] Oh my gosh,
this drink tastes disgustin'.
- [Stef] Yeah, I know, man.
- Ugh. I'm not drinkin' that.
Erin, I was thinkin'
- For once in your life.
- Just cool, man.
Oh, wait, you've got somethin'.
[both laugh]
Anyways, like, it's just a bit mad
how you live bare close to me.
- Yeah.
- I live bare close to you.
[man 1] Is that you shinin', my guy?
- It doesn't matter, carry on.
- He thinks he's the guy!
Wearin' dat ting, ya know.
Wagwan, donny?
- I see your chain's lookin'
- Don't touch that, fam.
What? Yo, brudda, let me see the chain.
- Move from me, fam!
- [man 2] I just want that chain.
[Stef] Let go of my chain, man!
- Get off me!
- [man 3] Run up the ting, my yout.
- [man 1] Just chill out, bro.
- This is mine now.
- You man, it's calm, man.
- [man 1] Pussio.
Oi, listen, don't be a gangista, my guy.
[man 3] Hey, you man. Let's move, man.
[man 1] Lil' pickney yout.
Listen, Stef, it's not that deep.
It doesn't matter.
[kisses teeth]
Stef, it's not that deep.
It doesn't matter. Stef!
A 300, that's my chosen ped ♪
It sounds like death
When the engine revs ♪
Boy, you're dead
Fuck the one in the head ♪
After leave your mandem in stress ♪
Fam, these fuckin' Malis
took Jamie's chain, fam!
- What?
- [clamoring]
98 ways to die ♪
Firing this 12-gauge twice
And then refill it ♪
Side by side by my side is twinnin' ♪
Might slap both types
In the same instance ♪
Double triggers
Get pulled by my fingers ♪
[water running]
[baby crying]
[Lauryn] Hey.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay, bub.
Come here.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay.
[baby crying]
It's okay. Don't cry.
Aw. Come here.
- Shh.
- [crying]
Yeah. Yeah.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- [crying continues]
Come on.
Come on. Come on, bubba.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- [baby settles]
Shh, shh. That's it. It's okay.
It's okay.
Mummy's here.
Mummy's here.
I'm here.
We're gonna call you Jack.
After the best auntie in the world.
That's what we'll call you.
Baby Jack. [laughs]
[phone vibrating]
[Obi] What's wrong, bruv?
- [Stef] It's the home. They're callin'.
- Bro, tell them to fuck off, man.
[Stef] Bro, I can't.
If I don't answer the phone,
they'll call the feds and say I'm missin'.
- Hello.
- Stef. It's Amanda.
- Are you okay?
- I'm good.
What you up to?
I'm with Erin, studyin'.
Okay. When are you comin' home?
In, like, 20 minutes.
All right. I'll see you
in a little while, then, yeah?
- Yeah, cool, bye.
- Bye.
[Si] Bro, we'll find them.
Hey, that's them, fam! That's them!
[Si] Obi, pull in. Quick, man. Let's go!
[tires screech]
- [man 1] Ay, listen!
- [man 2] You lot!
- [indistinct yelling]
- [Si] Ay, what, bruv?
Oh shit. Mandem, chill. Mandem, chill.
How about you robbed
the wrong fuckin' Fields, man?
- You dickhead.
- [man 3] Wait. Relax, man.
[Si] Come here, bro.
[softly] Stef!
My brudda wants to make you
understand somethin'.
Take off my fuckin' chain, you pussio.
[Si] Make sure you never look
in my brudda's direction again.
Say nothin'.
- [man 2] Dickhead yout, man.
- [man 4] Likkle nerd.
Ain't know nothin'.
- [man 2] Hey, you man, let's cut.
- [man 4] Let's leave, man.
[woman] Get inside. Get inside.
- [man 5] Pick up your boy, there.
- [woman] Pick up your boy!
["Torch" by Suspect OTB (feat. Tiny Boost)
playing over speakers]
[knocking] Stef! Fuckin' hell!
- Whoo!
- [Obi] Fuckin' hell!
- You see that? Boom!
- [Si] Boom!
[Obi] Come on!
That's what I'm talkin' about!
- He deserved it, fam. Little pussio.
- [Obi] You're mad, bro.
See, I told you we'd be there, innit?
We're all family, bro.
We're all family.
You all right?
Yeah, I'm good.
- That money keep comin' and comin',
- It comin' ♪
Let's get me home. I got 20 minutes.
[Obi] Yeah, that's true.
Say less, I'm on it.
Let's gwaan.
[Dushane] You see that?
Your little mate runnin' around like
she's fuckin' famous or somethin', bruv.
- You ain't got nothin' to say?
- What do you want me to say?
That what you brought me here for?
Talk about Jaq?
How much of your money you give to Lithe?
Couple hundred.
You're lucky.
Her and Lizzie have disappeared.
Told Jeffrey he needs
to fuckin' find her, quick.
Called Wilson Lee,
told him to jump on it as well.
[sighs] A'ight, nice for the heads-up.
Bro. You sort out the Irish ting?
Nah, not yet.
I'm on it, though.
When you're sayin' you're on it,
what does that mean?
On it. Like how I'm always fuckin' on it.
- I'm coming with you.
- You don't need to come.
Sully, this ain't the time
for my money to come up short.
This has to get done right.
I need to come.
I dunno. I'll think about it.
[Jaq laughs]
Are you mad?
- [door closes]
- Do you even love me?
Babe, you know I love you.
- [laughs]
- [baby crying]
- [Becks] She was nice looking, though.
- [Jaq] Oh, you're out of order.
You ain't even her type anyway.
I'm more her type.
- Yeah, that's what you'd like to think.
- Let me go check on these two.
- [Becks] Yeah. Do you want one?
- Yeah, go on.
[Jaq] All right, bubba.
All right, little man. What's happenin'?
- [baby cries]
- What's happenin'?
[baby wailing]
Where's your mummy? Eh?
Where's Mummy?
[baby continues crying]
- [splashing]
- [Jaq grunts]
[baby continues crying]
Becks! Becks!
Lauryn, wake up!
Lauryn! Lauryn!
Lauryn. [exhales]
[sobbing] No, no, no, no, no.
Lauryn, what the fuck, man? Becks!
No, man.
[sobs] No.
- Becks! Becks!
- [running footsteps]
[Becks] What is it?
Becks, you need to call someone!
- [gasps]
- [Jaq] Lauryn!
Come on. Please.
[baby continues crying]
[melancholy ambient music playing]
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