Wabbit - A Looney Tunes Production (2016) s01e02 Episode Script

The Inside Bugs/Sun Valley Freeze

1 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) Going down the rabbit hole Where we're going no one knows Obstacles 'round every bend Let's see where the tunnel ends (ALARM RINGING) And stay down if in ya know what's good for you! This'll throw 'em off the scent.
(EXPLOSION) And just like that I'm up in smoke.
This is ridiculous.
It's called a getaway driver, not a wait around driver.
(CAR APPROACHING) (TIRES SQUEALING) Finally, you yellow bellied (MUMBLES) Hey! You ain't the regular getaway driver! Who the heck are you? You want an answer or do you want to get out of here? (SIRENS WAILING) (GASPS) Let's go, vermin! Drive me to the hideaway house.
First, you're gonna have to put on your seat belt.
Now! Okay, you're the boss, boss.
(TIRES SQUEAL) Ow! (GROANING) Is this it? This is a hospital.
Go! Oh! Ow! - Is this it? - That's a super market.
Go! Go! Go! Huh! Uh! (BRAKES SCREECH) Is this it? This is a library (GASPS) - Oh! (WHISPERS) Go, go.
- Is this it? This is the Le Brea Tar pits! It's a shame what happened to these poor majestic critters.
(BUBBLING) - Okay! Go! Go! Go! - (TIRES SCREECH) (GROANS) Oops! Went too far! (GROANING) Is this it? (SHOUTS) This is the bank! Wait! Go back.
(GROANS) Is this it? Oh, no! This is the police station.
Here, put this on.
Hey, how do I look? Like a sitting duck.
Everything all right over here? Yes, sir, Officers.
Just me and my baby boy on our way to a costume party.
(CHUCKLES) There's a bank robber on the loose.
Let's be careful out there, okay? (GROANS) Hey, remember, no texting and driving.
Yes, sir, officers! Sheesh.
That was an ugly baby.
You fleepin' vermin! Just drive us to the hideout! Use your GPS if you have to.
- But the boys in blue said - Do it! Okay, you're the boss.
Now, let's see, which app does the driving directions again? (OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (GASPING) Sorry, that's my music app.
Okay, what's the address of the hideout? Oh, we have to create an account for you.
Uh, what do you want your username to be? (SCREAMS) Ahhh! Is that "Ahhh" with six H's or seven? (SCREAMS) Okay, so now we put in the address, no traffic updates, fastest route possible.
And there (SCREAMING) (BRAKES SCREECHING) That was easy.
Oh, I'm not feelin' so good.
Fresh air comin' up.
The loot! Got you! Oh! (KISSING) (GASPS) Uh-oh! You darn big eared galoot! When I get back down there, I'm a gonna (SCREAMS) (GROANS) I tried to tell you to wear your seat belt.
(FUMING) You! Should we go inside? Can't go in.
Not yet.
I gotta deactivates my booby traps.
Now let's see.
You haven't forgotten the code, have you? Of course not! Uh One, two, three, eh Four? One, two, three, four? Yeah.
Yeah that's it! (KEYPAD BEEPING) - (GROANS) - You okay, doc? Yeah.
This nice, soft wall cushioned the blow.
Why don't you try your birthday? Why don't you shut your trap, rabbit? I can remember a 4-digit-code, I'm not some idiot.
(SCREAMS) - You okay, doc? - Yeah.
Luckily, these racks broke my fall And my back! - Try your pant size.
- (BEEPING) - (TRAP SETS OFF) - (GROANS) - Your mom's birthday! - (KEYPAD BEEPING) - (TRAP SETS OFF) - (SCREAMS) Your mom's pant size.
(KEYPAD BEEPING) (TRAP SETS OFF) (SCREAMS) - (KEYPAD BEEPING) - (TRAP SETS OFF) You seem like a factory settings guy.
Zero, zero, zero, zero.
Hey, give me that, you rasser frasser rabbit! I did it! I did it! I got away with the loot! It's mine! All mine! All (GASPS) - (BOMB TICKING) - This ain't my loot.
That ain't my bag.
Oh, come on! Whoo! I made it! I made it! Yeah, but, what about the loot? Oh, yeah.
(LOCKS CLICKING) (EXPLOSION) (GROANS) Get in the car, rabbit.
Hey, Sam! Yeah, yeah! Into the hallway, third door on the left.
I got it.
It's safer in here, than it is out there.
- You got that right! - Huh? Hermosa Beach! My vacation begins Now? (SHIVERING) I knew I should've looked at this map app.
Well, it's not like this vacation could get any worse.
- Bigfoot! - Hey, lady! Wow! Look at all the snut! Snow, Bigfoot.
Gross! It's all around me.
(GRUNTS) Little help, lady? Bigfoot, I'm not a lady.
Little help, ma'am? Yeah, fine.
One, two Three! - Oh! Ouch! Cold, cold! - Relax! Snow is not gonna hurt you.
Bigfoot, you're right, it's snut, it's snut.
(GROANING) Oh, my back.
- Here, let me help.
- No, no.
You've touched enough.
So what're you doin' here? Well, I was playing follow the leader and I followed you out here.
Except, I wasn't playing.
Well, those white guys were.
- Who? - They were following me.
MAN: Prepare your weapons.
The Bigfoot should be in the area.
Those are the hash mags, Bigfoot.
They hunt you! We gotta get out of here! Okay.
(BIRD SCREECHING) - What're you lookin' for, lady? - Nothin'.
- You're lookin' for carrots? - No.
'Cause, if you're lookin' for carrots I'm not lookin' for carrots.
We've got much bigger problems than carrots right now.
MAN 1: Sir! Our sensors report Bigfoot's in the area.
MAN 2: Perfect! Prepare weapons and be on the lookout.
There he is! (SNORTING) That's not a Bigfoot, Gary! That's a dog.
Now let's destroy that Bigfoot.
If you're lookin' for carrots We're not lookin' for carrots.
I got my carrots right here.
Hey! Give me those! (GRUNTING) Hmm.
Why do these carrots have red, dotty things all over them? - Are they sick? - (LASER FIRE) MAN: Gary, you got the safety on! You better take cover, kid! Yep, they're sick.
Oh! - The tree's sick too! - (SHOTS FIRED) This whole mountain's sick! We better get these bad carrots outta here! (GROANS) What are you doing? - That's my food! - No time to talk, lady! We've gotta moo Oh, brother.
MAN: I think Sasquatch went this way.
No, we're over here! Shh We gotta get out of here.
I can do that.
(HUMMING) Wait, ooh Sorry, lady.
I was trying to catapult you over to that ridge.
I'll throw you instead.
(SCREAMING) No! (GROANING) BIGFOOT: Transport coming! (SCREAMING) No! BIGFOOT: I can try kicking you up there.
(GROANS) How about I try my left hand? BUGS BUNNY: How about you don't! (GROANS) - Whoo-hoo! - Hey.
What are you so cheery about? Well I just threw that lady up a mountain! Why not take the escalator over there? Thank you! Wait, what're we chasing again? BUGS BUNNY: What are you doing here? I took the escalator.
MAN: It's Sasquatch, get him! Hey, guys, just take the escalator! What are you Come on! We gotta keep climbin'.
- You want me to throw you? - No! Just, no! (GRUNTS) Whoo-hoo! (STRAINS) (LAUGHING) I'm climbin' here.
(GROANS) Yay! - Whoo-hoo! - My son! The meaning of life is Make way for the lady.
(SCREAMING) Hi, lady! You lookin' for carrots? Sorry.
This does not look good.
Well, I got this.
(HUMMING) We're toast.
Now, lady.
It sounds like you're getting cold feet.
I was right, huh! You ready, lady? (SCREAMING) Whee! (LAUGHING) - Yikes.
- Ow! - Having fun? - BUGS BUNNY: No! How do these guys keep finding us? Oh, no! I'm sick! (SNIFFLING) Here, lady (LOCKET BEEPING) I want you to have that.
It's my good luck charm.
A tracking device? Now, you're really sick! I'm not sick.
What're you doing, you big oaf! Yeah, you definitely have a temper.
- Here.
Let me rub some snut on you.
- No.
Lady? Lady, where'd you go? Let's just say I took care of a little business.
Number one or number two? Not that! The signal's coming from inside this cave.