We Bare Bears (2015) s04e35 Episode Script


1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
Panda: "Finally, Dr.
Ocelot faces her nemesis, the tyrannical Rat King!" "You think a puny cat like you can defeat me?!" [Cackles.]
"Not cat I'm an Ocelot.
" "Prepare to submit your life! Hyaaaaaa!" "Impossible! My blade!" [Grunting.]
"You've defeated me!" Ugh.
"Yay! Dr.
Ocelot! You saved us! Can I be a hero like you? Do you think I'm strong enough? Meow?" "True heroes aren't decided by their strength but rather by the choices they make.
You can choose to be a hero.
" "And so, Dr.
Ocelot hit the road again! For when adventure calls she must answer!" [Music.]
Oh, my gosh! That ending was amazing! Oh! Dr.
Ocelot is so cool! Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, it's so good! Ahh! This is crazy! [Rumbling.]
Whoa, was that an earthquake?! Panda! Did you feel that? I think it was an earthquake! - Whoa, what's all this? - What's all what? These books, man.
You read all these? Uh, yeah! [Chuckles.]
I binged the whole series! "Adventure Ocelot" is a true masterpiece! Well maybe I should give it a shot.
Let's see.
- Oh! I'll start here volume two! - No! Always start a series from the beginning.
- The beginning! - All right, okay.
- Then gimme volume one? - [Sighs.]
I can't.
Two years ago, I misplaced volume one, - and I've yet to find it.
- Oh.
I've checked everywhere the kitchen, the bathroom, behind the couch.
But my precious volume 1 is gone.
- Have you looked under the bed? - Uh, yeah, of course! I'll go look under the bed.
[Indistinct talking on TV.]
- Ahh! - Ahh! Ice Bear is here.
Aah! What is that?! Why is there a hole under my bed? How long has it been there?! All this time, I've been sleeping on top of a hole.
I I can't breathe.
I need my inhaler.
[Whezing, panting.]
[Dramatic music.]
- Aghh! My mangas! - Aah! What's going on? - Aah! - Aah! - Oof! - Oof! What is happening here? [Inhales sharply.]
- Cave slide.
- Cave slide? What's that? Ohhh.
Aah! Our cave! Panda, it must have something to do with that hole in your room! Oh, what do we do? What do we do?! Ice Bear knows what to do.
[Military music.]
[Thru teeth.]
Ice Bear will find out what's going on.
All right, lil' bro, give two tugs on the rope if you need to come back up.
Dang, how deep is this thing? Hmm.
How long do you think it's gonna take before he comes - Whaa! - Aah! What is happening?! - Pull! Whoa! - Whoa! - Bro! - Bro, you okay?! Oh, no! - No! I'm going in after him! - Grizz, stop! - That hole is too dangerous! - Let me go! We'll save him, but we gotta be smart about it.
- Like Dr.
- Like who? Oh.
- Uh, Grizz, a little help, please? - I gotcha, bro.
My manga! - Aah! Ooph.
- Sorry, man.
Whoa, Panda! There's like a hundred tunnels down here! How did we not know about all this? - Wait, what are you doing? - I'm not just gonna leave my manga down here! They're important to me! Also, very expensive.
We'll come back for them later.
First, we gotta find lil' bro.
[Animal chittering.]
Man, this place is like totes Spooksville.
I hope we don't run into whatever dug these tunnels.
Blech, smells like a wet dog down here.
Yo, P, I found something weird! [Light rustling.]
- Huh.
It seems to be some sort of crude - Hmm.
- drawing of a human, maybe? - I dunno.
I think it has a tail.
This place just keeps getting weirder.
There's another one.
Wait a sec.
This is wait, huh? Huh? Wait, wuh? This is [Gasps.]
I know what this is.
- It's fan art.
- Uh what? The cave drawings! They're all fan art! So you're saying whoever made all these tunnels - is a huge nerd? - Not just any nerd, Grizz.
- An "Adventure Ocelot" otaku.
- Whaaaa? See, this is the scene where Dr.
Ocelot saves Princess Miyu from the larkatrice! And this is the scene where she finds the Crystal Sword - in the dragon's treasure room! - Whoa, dude.
And this is the elaborate trap that almost ended Dr.
Ocelot in the giant termite tunnels! Actually, that situation was almost exactly like this one.
Aah! - Whoa.
- Okay, come on, Pan, let's get back on track.
We gotta find lil' bro.
- Grizz, stop! - Wait, what? Below you do not put your foot down.
Just back away.
Uh, what's going on, Panda? Now what? Okay, let's see if this works.
- Aaaaw! - Oooh.
Were those spears?! How did you know that was gonna happen?! The trap was exactly like the one in "Adventure Ocelot.
" I can't believe it actually worked! Hmm, wasn't there more to that trap in the manga? Like something with a crystal? Hmm.
Oh! You mean like this crystal? Huh? Wait, Grizz, no! What? What'd I do? [Rumbling.]
Um Aah! - What is wrong with this place?! - Up there! Up there! We gotta jump into the hole! Aah! Aah! Why are there so many? - Huh? - Huh? [Music.]
- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah! - We did it! Yay! - [Laughs.]
Whoo! I can't believe we're alive! [Footsteps approaching.]
Huh? - Uh - Uh [Creepy music.]
- Bro? - Yo.
Moles: Yo.
- Aw, bro! - Bro! You're here! Where have you been? Yeah! Glad you're okay and covered in moles? Moles found Ice Bear.
Very gracious hosts.
[Moles chitter.]
Aw, they're kinda cute.
And also a little ugly.
All right, if it's just moles down here, - why all the scary traps? - Follow Ice Bear.
[Moles chitter.]
[Both gasp.]
[Moles chittering.]
Wait a sec.
Is that my "Adventure Ocelot, Volume One"?! - Their holy text.
- Okay, so, all these traps and tunnels were made by some comic-obsessed moles? And that's why the traps were all based from the first volume! Mole hall of worship, directly beneath house.
- Whoa! - Whoa! Oh, no! [Moles chittering nervously.]
Aah! [All gasp.]
The whole cave is coming down! We gotta prop it up! Use this! Push with me, bro! Yah! [Grunting.]
Huh? Oh! The books! That's it! Panda, we need your manga! We gotta use it to hold up this tunnel! What? This is just one book! I mean, all of them! Get the books that fell down the hole! - Hurry.
- All? But they're my precious - beautiful collection! - Panda, hurry! Uh, but my manga, I I Ugh! - Panda? Panda?! - Whoa.
[Panda thuds.]
Baa! [Breathes heavily.]
Wha? Where am I? - Panda? - What?! W-Whoa! D-D-Dr.
Ocelot? The Dr.
Ocelot?! - You're real? - [Chuckles.]
Listen closely, Panda.
You gotta be the hero! B-but Dr.
Ocelot, there has to be another way, - one without sacrificing my manga! - Remember, Panda, true heroes aren't decided by their strength but rather by the choices they make.
You can choose to be a hero.
Yah! Grizzly: Panda! [Panting.]
What? Dr.
Ocelot? [Moles chittering.]
Rrr! I choose to be a hero! Um, that's cool! Can you hurry? [Grunting.]
I need your help, moles! Come on! [Moles chittering.]
Ugh, my back.
Huh? Okay.
We need a beam there! And there! Go! Yes, yes, yes! That's it, everybody! Ha ha! [Moles chittering.]
Hup! Another there! Huh? Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please.
Hmm! [Rumbling.]
[Rumbling stops.]
Huh? Cave has stopped caving.
Huh? It worked! [Moles cheering.]
Ha ha ha! - Oh, my gosh, it worked! - We did it! All that manga paid off! Ice Bear loves manga moles.
Ha ha! We're going back to the surface! Yeah! [Laughing.]
Whoo-ho-ho! - Yoo! - I can see the light! - Yeah! [Panting.]
- Oh, sweet sunlight! Oh, man, how are we gonna fix the cave? Ice Bear has more books.
And with that, Dr.
Ocelot saves the kittens once again! [Moles cheer.]
Oh, seriously, this art, guys, so, good! Oh, I'm glad I was able to buy all the books again in paperback.
Anyways, this time again next week? [Moles chittering.]
Bye! Gosh.
Kinda weird that's there's still a hole down there.
- Done! - Done!
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