We Bare Bears (2015) s04e49 Episode Script

Band of Outsiders

1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[Axe chopping.]
Things don't always go according to plan, eh, malen'kiy? Here, try again.
[wind whistling.]
[Fog horn blowing in distance.]
[Bell clangs.]
[Ice cracking.]
[dramatic music.]
[Car horn blares.]
[Grumbling indistinctly.]
[Crows cawing.]
[Cawing stops.]
Man: [Chuckles.]
Huh? Hmm? Rat! [Grunts.]
Filthy, disgusting rat.
Get out of my shop.
Ugh! Get out of it, you filthy rat! [Crows cawing, dog barking.]
[Breathing heavily.]
Ashley: [British accent.]
Let me try it.
You're going to break it.
- Badger: [British accent.]
Shove off, you guys.
- Ah, you're going to break it.
You're going to get us caught.
- Get away from me.
- Give it here.
Get off.
I'm doing me best, aren't I? [British accent.]
It's no good, Badger.
Can't we knick some crisps and call it a day? Relax, will you? It's stuck.
The thing won't budge.
- Huh? - What? Well, aren't you the hero.
Thanks, mate.
You've done us a favor there.
Oy, are you just going to stand there? Come on, then.
All right.
Allow me to introduce me mates.
This is here is Ashley.
She's a right terror, and Jo.
I told you.
It's Chainsaw now.
You'll get that nickname when you've earned it.
That said, I'm Badger, and I hereby dub you Axeman.
Huh, all right then, Axeman.
This next one is all yours.
Go on, then.
Whoa, a mustache on the face.
- Brilliant! - Classic.
The boy has got taste.
What do you think, Badger? This up to scratch? I think - it's brilliant! [Laughs.]
- Welcome to the gang.
You're actually all right, Axeman.
Hmm [Chuckles.]
[All barking.]
- Whoa! - One issue with the standard - Hmm! - The life of the prim and the pampered Pull off this perfect crime Throw it out, got somethin' better - Got a ticket to the show - Huh? [Cheering.]
Got a ticket on the low My mind is not for hire Get out, I need some reflex Cautionary, boys and girls [Squawks.]
Ashley: Get lost.
Disappear, it's a party trick Got a ticket for the show [Chuckles.]
[Tires screech.]
Got a ticket, earn some dough - One issue with the standard - Ah! [Laughs.]
The life of the prim and the pampered Hmm.
Rewind tape Day is on replay Rewind tape Day is on replay [fading out music.]
Rewind tape Day is on replay Rewind tape Oy, it was nothing, mate.
It think his name was Shaun or something.
Bet he was all like, "My name is Shaun.
I like to eat vegetables and stuff.
" [Laughter.]
[Keys jangle.]
Huh? Hang on.
Oy, what's the problem, Axeman? That baker knock you about a bit? Ugh, same.
He's always telling us off too.
"Get out of the bins.
Stop harassing the customers.
" - Makes me sick.
- And he sets limits on samples.
What if I haven't made up me mind? Hmm, somebody ought to teach - that old geezer some manners.
- Yeah.
What do you think, Axeman? Shall we take care of him? That's it then.
We've got work to do.
[Chuckling menacingly.]
Lock the door.
Push harder.
There you go.
All right.
Let's mess this place up.
Ah! [Laughs.]
Yeah, whoo! [Coughing.]
Might have been a bad idea.
Heard about a boy He's caramel cute [Chuckles.]
Supersweet, my favorite fruit Yeah, Axeman.
Baby's got a look I can't deny [Cheering.]
So dang fine, make my other friends cry [Whistles.]
Nice one.
Oy, boys, over here.
- Look what we've got here.
- Nice! There's got to be about 50 quid in there.
[Menacing laughter.]
- I want to break it! - Wait a minute.
This is Axeman's revenge, so he does the honors.
He pushed you around, treated you like dirt.
He deserves this, don't he? - Do it.
Do it.
Do it! - Go, go! [Laughs.]
- Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
- You've nearly got it.
- Go! Go! Do it.
- Do it.
Do it.
Oy, oy! [Music.]
Yuri: Nu, a probil chas veliki, tut vsyak i obyasnilsya chem smotrit.
Yuri thinks that is enough heavy reading for tonight.
You see, the world may be unkind to you, malen'kiy, but it benefits no one to return unkindness with unkindness.
Promise Yuri you will always be kind to others.
Good, good.
Badger: Oy, oy.
Youse all right? I want to see this thing broke open.
What, no? All right.
Well, if youse ain't going to do it, give me that axe.
I'll do it.
[All gasp.]
- Oy, what's with you, mate? - [Scoffs.]
I knew you were all talk.
Yeah, you're just a little goody-two shoes after all.
Give me that axe! [Grunting.]
I thought you were cool, mate.
What's your problem? [Music.]
I didn't want to have to do this to you, mate, but I guess we've got to teach you a lesson.
[Sirens wailing.]
Man: Attention, this is the police! Come on, you lot.
We know you're in there.
- Give yourselves up - It's the Old Bill! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! My auntie's gonna be so annoyed with me.
Ugh, what if my dad finds out? What are we going to do, Badge? [Badger sobbing.]
Huh? On your marks! Out with you! - Oh, get up Badge.
- Oh, come on, Badge.
- What are we going to do? - Leave me alone! I don't know, okay? - Come on! - We got to go, Badge! - Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! - Get up! Get up! - No! No! No! - Badge, get up! Huh? [Music.]
- Wait for us.
- Come on, Badge.
We've got to go.
- Brilliant.
- Come on.
Uh Man: Don't make me break this door down! Aah! [Music.]
[All grunting.]
Stop in the name of the law! Hey, you lot up there, stop! - Aah! - Whoa! Aah! [Laughter.]
- Bonkers! - Huh? Listen, mate.
Uh, just so you know, I totally could have handled things back there.
I just didn't feel like it, but, uh, I'm glad you helped.
Yeah, thanks, Axeman.
We owe you one.
You completely saved our lives.
All right.
Let's go get some grub.
Yeah, I am starving.
- Chips, chips, chips, chips.
- Oy, you coming, mate? [Music.]
All right, then.
Cheers, it's been brilliant.
See you later.
- Come on, you lot, let's go.
- Ashley: Yeah, let's do it.
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