Xiaolin Showdown (2003) s02e10 Episode Script


Xiaolin Showdown.
Xiaolin Showdown.
It appears evil boy
genius Jack Spicer
has company.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
All: Aah!
Ruby of Ramses!
Cut! No, no, no!
The camera stays on me
Jack Spicer.
Jack, will you just
get on with it?!
Nag, nag, nag!
The Shadow of Fear is mine!
Faster, Dojo!
Don't you worry.
Old Clay has got a rope
or 2 up his sleeve.
Come along, little doggies!
Make your move, Spicer!
beautiful! Action!
What's wrong with Clay?
Looks like he's got a pretty
bad case of stage fright.
Hah hah hah hah hah hah!
Orb of Tornami!
Ohh! Ohh! Ooh!
Whoa! Aah!
Sword of the Storm!
Lotus Twister!
Uh-oh, uh-oh! Oh!
OohThey sure grow
'em big in Texas.
Ha ha! Once again
i, Jack Spicer,
have triumphed over
the Xiaolin losers,
and it's all captured on film!
You should be thinking more
about world domination
and less about the movie.
Eh. They're pretty
much the same thing.
Oh, cheer up, Clay.
There is no shame in a
humiliating defeat.
RememberIt will
only make you stronger
for the next one.
Yeah. Thanks. But
i never figured
I'd turn out to be camera shy.
I feel lower than a tick
huggin' a gopher's belly.
Dojo, exactly what does
the Shadow of Fear do?
It allows whoever holds it
to enter another's dreams
And bring to life
their deepest and darkest fear.
Hah! Then I have no worries,
because I have no fears.
Hold on there, partner.
See? No fear.
Your courage is admirable,
dragons in training.
Yet the bravest monk is not
the one who fears nothing
but the one who is willing
to face what he fears most.
Jack Spicer cannot defeat me
even with the Shadow of Fear,
because I have never met
a fear I was afraid of!
Guys, I want you to get
in close for this.
Oh, quiet, you fool!
We are rolling!
When hunting the elusive wolf,
you have to move
as quiet as a cat.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ooh, that hurt!!
Shadow of Fear!
3 down
One cue-ball to go.
Omi: I vow to obey
the greatest dragon.
Everyone will want to meet Omi
and name streets after Omi
and build statues of Omi
and tell all their friends
of the day they
actually met Omi!
I should have known.
The kid's as boring in dreams
as he is in real life.
NowLet's see
where his fear is.
What's going on?
Jack Spicer!
You are not welcome here.
Prepare to battle!
It cannot be!
Hah hah hah hah hah!
This is your worst nightmare?
You want to fight with me?
Hah hah hah hah hah!
Clay: Sorry. I guess
I'm a tad tired.
I didn't get enough shut-eye
to put the wag in a flea's tail.
Looks like my young monks had
trouble sleeping last night.
Actually, I had a
pretty gross dream.
Jack Spicer was in it.
Me, too! Did he do
his evil laugh?
Yeah! And it was so annoying!
Now that Jack has
the Shadow of Fear,
it's very possible that he has
been visiting your dreams.
Talk about wanting to
wash my brain out
I am not afraid of anything
Jack Spicer may find
inside my head!
Omi, since you are so unafraid,
you will watch over
the Shen Gong Wu.
Jack Spicer!
Quiet on the set!
The oneThe only
Ruler of the universe,
master of evil--
less talk and more Shen Gong Wu!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't watch me!
I'm an artiste. I'm
Ok. Let me set up the
scene for you, baldy.
You're defending
the Shen Gong Wu
when you are defeated
by your own cowardice.
Hah! You are no longer
in your rocker.
I fear nothing.
Oh, really? Cut. Let
me do that line again.
Oh really?!
Just do it! I don't
have all eternity.
Well, I do, but I don't
want to spend it with you.
Shadow of Fear!
Omi: No it cannot be!
I will not fear.
I will not fear.
I will notStay here!
Cut and print. That's a keeper.
I'm so evil, I can't stand it!
Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
Did you hear that?
Sounded like a heifer
with its tongue stuck
to a frozen flagpole.
Jack Spicer? Jack Spicer!
In the flesh. No
autographs, please.
Stop them!
I told you to hurry!
But no all you care about
is your precious little movie!
I needed more footage!
Don't worry, I'll get
the rest in retakes.
Don't worry, xioalin losers.
I'll thank you in my
acceptance speech.
It's not too bad.
They only got a few
of the Shen Gong Wu.
Where's Omi? He's supposed
to be guarding the temple!
Hey, what happened
little partner?
You're supposed to be on guard.
Maybe we should
bring him inside.
He doesn't look too good.
Is everybody ready to go
kick some Jack Spicer butt?
Does a bull like to snort?
I couldn't have put
it better myself.
I have some scrolls
to study right now.
And, of course, there
is that gardening
I promised master
fung I'd finish.
You'd rather garden
than kick butt?
Then there's the
floors I must scrub
with a very small toothbrush.
I should begin now.
What's the problem, Omi? You ok?
I'm fine! What could
possibly be the matter?
It's not like I'm
afraid or anything.
No, don't! I need a bath!
I must fight clean!
Never mind.
Lights, cameras
We've come for the stolen
Shen Gong Wu, Jack.
Judallet flip, Fire!
Good, good. Very dramatic.
But so is this--
Shadow of Fear!
Play with me, Kimiko.
Lil' chica! No! It can't be!
Don't you want a hug?
No! No, stay away!
Come and give your
granny a kiss,
my little Clay-way.
I'm gonna give you a
pinch on the cheeky!
Granny Lilly! I couldn't
feel my cheek for a month
after the last time you--
I always knew you
existed in the Water,
and now here, too!
Maybe it will not be here.
Maybe it has gone away.
Zoom in!
Now show me more fear!
Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah!
Cut and print!
Amazing, Jack. For once
you have done well!
What can I say? I
was born to direct.
Hah hah hah hah hah!
It seems Jack Spicer
has found your worst nightmares
using the Shadow of Fear.
Hey, check this out.
It's one of Jack's camerabots
taken out during the raid.
Ha ha ha ha!
Why didn't you warn
us, little buckaroo?
I was to ashamed to
tell any of you.
Perhaps if I had,
you could have been
better prepared
for our humiliating defeat.
Sorry to break up
this downer fest,
but I'm sensing
another Shen Gong Wu.
The Crouching Cougar,
an excellent ground vehicle
for jungle travel,
with all the power and handling
any young warrior could ask for.
Do not lose hope.
Realizing one's fears
is the first step
to facing them.
Raimundo: I'm all for listening
to master fong's wiseness,
but facing my fear
isn't going to work.
It's only going to get me eaten.
But what can we do?
Perhaps we should swap fears.
Good idea!
I want a close-up
of the Shen Gong Wu
when I find it.
Hurry, Jack!
We're going to lose
the Crouching Cougar.
No, wait!
Shadow of Fear!
Kimiko: Here they come!
Remember the plan.
I do not play with dolls.
I defeat them!
Fist of Tebigong!
Come on, granny.
Let's go.
Pinchy, pinchy.
Bring it on,
you dadgarn gelatinous glob!
Kiss your bony little
butt good-bye,
you glorified rodent.
Hey, no fair!
Where does it say
they can switch?
I hate it when actors improvise.
Just forget about them and
get the Shen Gong Wu.
Jack Spicer! Stop him!
Ha ha ha ha! Too late!
The Shen Gong Wu is mine!
Wait. Where's my close-up?
It's a 5, 6, 7
8-way Xiaolin Showdown!
All: Huh?!
Is there such a thing?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh, oh, here it is.
It's in the supplemental
pages that came out
in the last 200 years.
Basically it's 4 against 4,
each wagering one Shen Gong Wu.
We're gonna need a
wheelbarrow full of Wu
for this showdown.
Then we wager our two ton tunic,
Shroud of Shadows, Lotus Twister
and Silk Spinner
against your Serpent's Tail,
Eye of Dashi, Third arm
Sash and Fist of Tebigong.
Slow down! I can't
write that fast.
The game is a
free-for-all sumo match,
face-to-face with
your own worst fear.
First to leave the ring loses.
Ha ha ha ha!
Brilliant, Jack!
Let's go!
Xiaolin Showdown!
Whoa! This is most embarrassing.
I used to do a little
wrastlin' back home,
but only with greased pigs.
Jack: Enough chatter.
Let's wrestle!
By the way, you
guys, cool diapers.
All: Gong yi tan pai!
Eye of Dashi!
Shroud of Shadows!
Silk Spinner!
How about that kissy?
Mm-wah! No!
Fist of Tebigong!
Jack: Come on, guys! A
little action here!
Maybe we can work
in a car chase?
Lotus Twister!
A grandson should only
have to take so much!
It's only a squirrel.
The greatest monk is not
the one who fears nothing,
but the one who is willing
to face what he fears most.
I still fear you--aah!
But I do not fear to face you!
Two ton tunic!
You're out!
All: You're out!
We're victorious!
Whoo hoo!
Do it all the way!
Not a lip bruise anywhere.
You and your directing!
We lost 9 Shen Gong Wu!
Cut! Cut! I said cut!
It's funny how things so
small can seem so large
in our minds.
I wonder what Jack
Spicer's greatest fear is.
Guess we'll never know.
I know!
I picked it up when
no one was looking.
The shadow of fears!
Huh? Oh!
Eee! No!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
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