Young Sheldon (2017) Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
3. Poker, Faith, and Eggs
4. A Therapist, a Comic Book and a Breakfast Sausage
5. A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball and a Cheerleader's Bosom
6. A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
7. A Brisket, Voodoo and Cannonball Run
8. Cape Canaveral, Shrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
9. Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
10. An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
11. Demons, Sunday School and Prime Numbers
12. A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
13. A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
14. Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
15. Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
16. Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
17. Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
18. A Mother, a Child and a Blue Man's Backside
19. Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
20. A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
21. Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
22. Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
Season 2
1. A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels2. A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
3. A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
4. A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
5. A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
6. Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
7. Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
8. An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
9. Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
10. A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
11. A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
12. A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
13. A Nuclear Reactor And a Boy Called Lovey
14. David, Goliath, and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back
15. A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
16. A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
17. Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
18. A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
19. A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
20. A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
21. A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
22. A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
Season 3
1. Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes2. A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
3. An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
4. Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
5. A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
6. A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
7. Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
8. The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
9. A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
10. Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
11. A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
12. Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
13. Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
14. A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
15. A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
16. Pasadena
17. An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
18. A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
19. A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
20. A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
21. A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
Season 4
1. Graduation2. A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
3. Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
4. Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
5. A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
6. Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of the Zipper
7. A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
8. An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
9. Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
10. Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
11. A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
12. A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
13. The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education
14. Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
15. A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
16. A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
17. A Black Hole
18. The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
Season 5
1. One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires2. Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
3. Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
4. Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
5. Stuffed Animals and A Sweet Southern Syzygy
6. Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
7. An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
8. The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
9. The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
10. An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
11. A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
12. A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
13. A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
14. A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
15. A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
16. A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
17. A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly, and the Truth
18. Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
19. A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
20. Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
21. White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
22. A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish, and the Future
Season 6
1. Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo2. Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
3. Passion’s Harvest and a Sheldocracy
4. Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
5. A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
6. An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
7. A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
8. Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
9. College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
10. Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
11. Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
12. A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter
13. A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
14. A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
15. Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
16. A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
17. A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
18. Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
19. A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
20. German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
21. A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
22. A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
Season 7
1. A Weiner Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree2. A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog
3. A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy
4. Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker
5. A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy
6. Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning
7. A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet
8. An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House
9. A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby