Everyone Is Doing Great (2018) s01e08 Episode Script
Doing Great
[suspenseful music plays]
[woman] Just no whiskey.
[Jeremy] No whiskey, same here.
-I can't drink it.
-[woman] Really?
[Jeremy] Yeah, I go dark.
[laughing]
I forgot your name.
Alex.
-Aly.
-Damn it!
Argh. So, Aly.
-[Aly] Mm-hm?
-What do you do?
I'm an influencer.
Oh, okay.
-Yeah.
-That's pretty cool, huh.
What does that mean?
I work with brands,
and I present them on Instagram.
What do you influence?
Hey, can you get me a knife?
Well, fashion, mostly,
and lifestyle and
Just did a whole campaign with candles,
so that was pretty cool.
-Do you have a business card?
-Is that so bad? No.
-Would it say "influencer"?
-Business card?
Why would I carry a business card?
If someone asks how to contact me,
I'll give them my handle.
-Oh.
-Gets them following, right?
Damn, you just like live on the Instagram.
I don't live on Instagram.
But like, that's your work,
because you're there all the time.
Could you just excuse me
for like a second, is that cool?
-[Jeremy] Yes, absolutely, sorry.
-Enjoy.
[softly] What the fuck
is wrong with you?
-What?
-What is this?
You never drink like this.
What's going on with you?
-I'm fine.
-Do you need to talk?
I don't want to fucking go, man,
I'm only going because you made me go.
Hey, this is a nice girl, okay?
I haven't had a date
in a really long time.
-We would never--
-Don't fuck this up for me.
We wouldn't be in this position--
We wouldn't be in this position--
[bickering indistinctly]
She's coming, she's coming.
[indistinct]
[clears throat] All right,
that is our Lyft, so.
-Oh, yeah. Jeremy?
-Wait, where are we going?
It's, um, it's an engagement party
that we're going to.
Who's the engagement party for, Jeremy?
-For his ex-girlfriend.
-Whoo!
And it's actually at
Fuck yeah!
my future ex-wife's house.
-Welcome to our world.
-[Jeremy] Yeah.
-Really?
-I wasn't gonna--
Oh, yeah. You excited?
I mean, yeah.
-Really?
-Yeah. That sounds great.
-I wasn't expecting that.
-You're okay with that?
-I'm fine with that.
-Wow.
I feel like so many parties are so boring.
That is-- that's-- that's new.
She's fucking cool, man.
-See, I told you.
-Thank you.
-It's gonna be fun.
-[Seth] Wow.
We're gonna have a good time tonight.
-[Jeremy] Exactly.
-[Seth] Let's fucking go.
-Uber's like a minute away.
-Let's fucking go.
Okay, yeah, let's go!
Whoa. Yeah.
Whoo, Aly, let's do this.
[indistinct chattering]
[Andrea] Very cool.
No, you gotta send me that one.
What is that app?
-This is a great party.
-[Jeremy] Some brut. Some brut. Brut.
What's the percentage in brut?
Why is everyone standing?
[glasses clinking]
[Oliver] Um, hello, um
Um, well, first of all, I just want to
thank everyone for coming.
Um, we know that a lot of you
have traveled quite far to be here,
so we really do appreciate you
taking the time to come
and celebrate with us.
Thank you so much.
It's really wonderful to see
so many friendly faces.
Um, Mark, hello, um,
and the rest of you, I don't--
I don't really know yet,
but I hope to.
Um-- [speaking French]
What?
Um, so the way that we--
we actually met was
on a plane on the way to Bulgaria
to shoot Ruins of love.
And I was sitting there, and next minute,
this gorgeous man was sitting next to me.
I accidentally spilt something
towards his--
Well, you spilt
most of the things, actually,
on my clean white pants.
And-- And made an effort
to try and clean them up, so
That you did. That you did, actually.
TMI!
I'm sorry, come?
-I'm sorry.
-Sorry.
Sorry, yeah.
You know they say that no man or woman
is complete without the other.
Um, I won't speak on behalf of Belle,
but I certainly feel
very complete tonight.
Sorry, um
I lost my dear mom,
uh, a few years ago.
-They say, uh, that death
-[whispers] Jax.
is not the greatest loss.
The greatest loss is in fact
the part of you that dies
while you're still living.
Look, this isn't to say
that I'm not incredibly fortunate,
I'm a lucky boy,
but it wasn't until I met you
that I felt that part of me
come back to life.
And I love you so much for it.
Uh, before I forget.
Andy, thank you so much for all of this.
You are an epic maid of honor.
-Thank you.
-Thank you, Andy.
Andrea, should call you--
Call me Andy.
-Well, you can call me Ollie.
-I'd love to.
Actually, no, do call me Oliver.
I prefer that.
[laughs] Whatever you'd like.
-[Isabella] Um, all right. Uh, cheers.
-That was beautiful.
Thank you all again,
and we'll see you at the wedding.
Wait, wait, wait, I got something,
a little surprise for you guys.
-[confetti pops]
-Oh!
Should we kick them out?
All right, cheers.
Opa!
Woo!
[man] Who's-- Who's that guy?
[clears throat]
Ah, anybody else chug?
Chug? No? Come on. Chug it.
[Andrea] Photo fantastic
Look at you guys, enjoying the party?
Master Luke! Master Luke!
[indistinct]
-C3P0. Right?
-Yes! Thank you.
Yes, Star Wars.
You can't see--
Hey, I'm giving you a high five.
[Aly] I've seen Star Wars.
-[Seth] Ah.
-Hi.
-Hey!
-[Andrea] Hi.
--Hi.
-[Michael] Hey. [indistinct]
-What's up, man?
You know Michael, Seth, Jeremy and
-Aly.
-How are you, pleasure to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-You look lovely.
-So do you.
-The house looks really nice.
-Thank you.
-[Jeremy] It looks really good.
Almost didn't recognize you
without the gear on.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-[Seth] Cheers, mate.
You guys have met,
of course, of course.
I leave that in the studio.
My mom is a huge fan of your show.
That's so funny 'cause my, um--
my nephew watches your show,
'cause you're
on the Disney show still, right?
I'm not an actor.
Oh.
She's on Instagram.
-Oh, Instagram.
-[Seth] Influencer.
How old are you?
You're just so youthful.
-Thanks.
-You don't have to answer that.
-I'm just jealous.
-[Jeremy] It's a compliment, no?
It is. It's so good to have you.
I just figured you would be here
with your new co-star
and-- and boyfriend, Jason Statham, so.
-Well.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-Huh? What?
-[Michael] I'm sorry?
I didn't say-- I said Jason Statham,
it's a compliment.
-Are you fuckin' with me?
-No, no.
-It's a compliment.
-Oh, is it?
Yeah, he's, he's awesome.
-Right.
-[Seth] I wish looked like Jason Statham.
-[Jeremy] Me too.
-He's just being an idiot.
Yeah.
That's a Statham move, right there.
I'll see you in a bit.
I actually didn't mean
to make him that mad, I thought--
-[Seth] This right here?
-So rude.
This is the Eternal reunion
everyone's been talkin' about.
-It's great, isn't it?
-[Andrea] Eternal reunion?
Honestly, you guys,
you've gotta get over it.
Jeremy, like, the show ended
five years ago.
-It's over.
-Why are you addressing me?
Because you're the one tweeting about it.
I was just talking
to my fans on Twitter
No, but you tagged me and Seth
and a bunch of other cast
and crew members.
[Jeremy] Yeah, you're both on the show.
[Andrea] No, no, no, because now
we're all involved in it.
And, you know, understandably,
I'm in on a contract on another show,
so I can't actually do it.
-[speaks indistinctly]
-[Jeremy] Reunions are in right now, okay?
Gilmore Girls did one.
Felicity just did a panel.
Um, there's a lot of them,
they happen.
I wanna keep moving forward.
That's how life goes, Jeremy.
We move forward. Forward. Not back.
You lost me.
You lost me, mate,
long, long, long, long time ago.
[upbeat music plays]
[sniffs]
[coughs]
Like real depth to her.
Like she had depth in a sense
like she-- she wanted to make
an impact on this world
like, whoo, you all right?
-Yeah.
-You good?
Let me see. Ah, you're good,
you're beautiful.
She was right, she was perfect for me.
She was-- She was the one.
She was somebody that was
outside of the industry.
Outside, like something different.
Have you ever, like, you know,
dated somebody outside the industry?
Aly, uh, Aly Martinez? Is that right?
-That's fake.
-Oh.
How old are you?
Oh shit, oh shit.
Ah, TMI.
Uh, what is--
You guys are inspiring.
Are you doing coke
at my engagement party?
-Would you like some?
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
-No, no, no.
Sorry, what is this, how old are you?
Are you 20 years old?
No, but she is.
Right, cool, um,
my show runner is here.
What if she'd walked in?
-Huh? How does that make me look?
-Does she like cocaine?
-[Oliver] Seth.
-What are you doing?
-It's a party.
-Grow up!
Terribly irresponsible, Seth.
This is not appropriate.
Come on, don't act like
you've never done cocaine before.
We used to do cocaine all the time.
-We used to do it all the time.
-[Aly] Okay, stop.
[Isabella] No, I'm done.
-You're such a sadist.
-I'm a what?
Sadist. You know, any time that like,
I'm not doing well,
you're comfortable being around me
Seth!
but whenever I'm having a good time,
you just wanna come in here
and fucking squash it
squash it like a fucking line of cocaine.
-That is so fucking untrue.
-Then snort it up.
All I ever wanted
was the best for you, okay?
-Darling, don't point, it's rude.
-Okay, okay, okay.
No, you know what, you know what,
you know what, uh-uh. Stop!
I want you to take your shit and get out.
I'm done. I've tried with you.
I tried.
[Seth] Oh.
[Isabella] Oliver!
Shit.
[Oliver] Darling, yes, I'm coming.
I like him.
[upbeat music plays]
Hey. You okay?
You caught me. Yes, I'm okay.
Um, are you okay?
-Oh yes.
-I'm-- I'm so sorry.
-I'm so embarrassed.
-It's okay.
Jeremy is just going through
some stuff right now.
-And--
-Yeah.
I've-- I've told him so many times
that you and I,
we're just friends. I didn't, please,
just kind of forget
that that all happened.
Well, yeah, the thing is, um,
he's not exactly wrong.
-Oh.
-Yeah.
-Okay.
-Look, I'm-- I don't mean to, I'm not--
-This is--
-Whoo. How do I get out of this?
-Um, all right.
-You don't need to, it's fine, it's fine.
What I mean is, I just, uh--
-You're wonderful. You're wonderful.
-[chuckles] Am I?
You're amazing, you're fun, you laugh.
-We have a good time.
-I love hanging out with you.
I love hangin' out with you.
Can we please keep hanging out?
-Please.
-'Cause I kinda like need that right now.
Absolutely.
This is not weird. Doesn't have to be.
Not at all.
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go.
But just, I want you to think
about somethin'.
Okay.
What you, Seth and Jeremy
have is very special.
You guys shared somethin'
that only the three of you
will understand.
It was unique and it's yours,
so hang on to that.
I was in the same situation,
and unfortunately
I didn't hang on to that,
and I lost a lot of friends,
and I wish I hadn't.
Well, I've never, um,
I've never thought of it like that.
That's-- thank you.
You're welcome. Hey, come here.
Come here.
You're gonna be okay.
Thanks.
-Okay?
-Yeah.
All right. Uh, I'm gonna go.
-Uh, how do I-- is it--
-You don't have to go.
-You can go that way or that way.
-Right.
Yeah, whoo. This is why
I don't smoke weed.
I've told you to stop.
[Michael] Yeah, it's, uh, okay.
-Bye. Bye.
-Bye-bye.
-Oh, you got that job?
-Yeah, I got the job.
It was such a--
It is kind of a long story,
so I was doing
this three-picture deal, right,
and Denzel's lawyers
kind of got into the way.
Denzel. Washington.
Yeah, yeah, right.
So the timing worked out for the film
and everything
[woman] Yeah.
and yeah, I was able to do it.
-Yeah, it ended up great.
-Yeah, it's awesome.
Slipped it right in there, huh?
That's fantastic.
Yeah, she's got actually--
she's got a thing tomorrow.
You know, he's gonna look
for a project, you know.
-Oh, you don't have to.
-No, no, no, it's perfect for you.
-I can't do it, you know.
-Oh.
And we always end up with the same--
Yeah, there's a thing, there's an opening.
We might actually have to have you
audition this time, though.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm really sorry, I just--
Um, I came with them.
so I gotta just-- I'm gonna see
where they're going.
I'll probably be right back,
so I'll just, I'll be right back.
Okay. Well, I'm going to drink this.
Yeah let's chug these and-- [indistinct]
Yeah.
Hey. Where we goin', where we goin'?
We're going to a club.
All right, cool. I'll sit bitch.
Oh no, no, no.
You're not going to a club.
-What do you mean?
-You stay right here
with this good club up in here.
This reject chess match
that's happening, all right?
I'm not staying up there,
I'm comin' with you.
No, no. Dude, you-- you brought me here.
You brought me to this bullshit,
all right, so you stay here
and just stew in it for a little while.
-Are you serious right now?
-Because I'm not, I'm done, dude.
You know what happened in there?
I just got yelled at by my ex-girlfriend
standing in front of her fiancé.
Why? Because you fucking dragged me here.
All this manipulative bullshit
that's been going on, everything,
it's-- it's like you brought some sort of
fucking disease over to my house.
All right? Ever since
you've been living with me,
my fucking life is-- is falling apart.
It's in the fucking gutter.
Whatever fucking things happened
in your house, over there
-Come on, man, are you serious?
-however you fucked up her life,
you're fuckin' up mine now.
Maybe Andrea's right.
Maybe we all need to take
a fucking good long look in the mirror
and figure out how to actually grow up.
And move on. I'm really drunk right now,
and I'm gonna go to this club
with this fucking girl
I've never met before.
But you know what?
That actually sounds interesting
'cause she is so far removed
from everything
that is happening
in that fucking shitshow.
And so I'm gonna go do that,
and you just go back to that club,
whatever the fuck kind of club that is.
But it's fucked up, and I don't want to be
a part of it anymore.
Fuck! See!
-I was going to say something.
-This is what I'm fuckin' talkin' about.
-I'll just call us another one, man.
-No, don't call me another Uber.
All right? Just go back inside.
I can't be around you anymore. I'm done.
I'm done.
Just leave me alone. All right?
Go.
All right.
[bottle clatters]
[car honking]
[groans]
[groans]
["The Thing About Love"
by Michael Grubbs & Danny Ross playing]
[tap water running]
Ah, fuck!
[song continues]
[Jeremy] Dear Seth,
this is your friend, Jeremy.
I don't know how much
you remember from last night.
You said some things that hurt me,
but that I now recognize to be true.
I wanted to say I'm sorry
for causing you anything
but happiness in your life.
I also wanted to say thank you
for the hospitality and friendship
you've shown me in these trying times.
You'll find that I've moved
out of your room.
Please, don't take this to mean
that I'm upset with you.
I simply think it's time for me
to get out of your way
so that we may preserve
whatever remains of our unique
and some may say iconic friendship.
I wish you all the best
in your return to the stage.
I know you'll give a wonderful,
rousing performance.
Just looking out for you, friend.
[Jeremy] If you ever need anything,
I'm just a phone call away.
I hope it's not weird for me to say it,
but we've never said it before, so,
just in case
I never get another chance,
you're the best friend
I ever had, Seth Stewart.
I mean that.
Regards, Jeremy Davis.
[song continues]
[Leo] Legato.
[all warming-up vocals]
-Yeah, back there.
-Staccato.
I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, what if it sucks?
What if nobody comes,
what if all of it is a total shitshow?
What if they all screw up?
-Staccato.
-[both vocalizing]
-Pizzicato.
-[vocalizing]
-Red leather yellow leather.
-[video game beeping]
How you doing, sport?
-I'm doing good.
-You got this, man.
-[indistinct] Appreciate it.
-Yeah.
All right, let's kick them in the dick.
[Phil] I don't know what to say, guys.
Three minutes to the biggest performance
of your professional lives.
Now, either we heal as a cast,
or we're going to crumble.
Line by line, scene by scene
until that curtain goes down.
Pierre. I want you to do
the pre-show announcement, okay?
You're not, you're not on drugs are you?
I'm tripping on mushrooms.
But I masturbated and vomited.
I'm good. I'm good.
[Phil] Okay. Great. Great. Now, look.
Lines. All right?
You're probably going to drop a line.
It's normal. This is for everybody.
Okay? I'm just telling this to everybody.
If you're a little scared
because of a complete lack of experience
having never been on stage,
just use it.
Channel that fear into your performance.
Everybody, everybody gets stage fright,
this is for everybody.
Uh, you'll be fine.
If you have to vomit
because you're scared,
again, from lack of experience
or this being the first time
you're going on stage ever
doing a play in front of people,
that fear of overwhelming failure
at any moment,
maybe walking out stage
and suddenly being hit
with a sledgehammer of truth
and realization that, oh, my God,
I made a terrible mistake,
I can't believe I agreed to do this,
I'm completely unqualified,
what am I doing here?
It's totally normal. There are buckets
on either side of the stage,
as stipulated by the union,
for you to use to throw up in.
And it's, this is for everybody.
I'm just, just letting you know.
Right, anyway, let's condense.
Let's get out there on the ice.
Fuck you, Pierre.
[vocalizes]
Hey, Seth, can I talk to you
for a second?
You know, I know this whole process
has been very frightening
and difficult for you, but I just want to
let you know before the show
that it's been a great experiment,
a great experiment--
Let me just stop you right there, Phil.
I got a little pep talk for you,
all right?
Tell you how tonight's gonna go.
I'm gonna go out there,
and I'm going to give it everything I got.
And you know what's going to happen?
A miracle. Yeah.
Your marginal-ass words
are gonna be great.
All right? And all you need to do, Phil,
is stay the fuck out of my way.
Okay? All right.
Take off the hat, you look ridiculous.
[suspenseful music plays]
[drunkenly] Fuck you! America was great.
Make America America again.
Put that on your fucking red hat.
You like to play games?
There's your fucking games!
My home! My beautiful home!
There's no fucking man here?
Do you see one?
Even the devil has a better table.
Restitution's impossible.
I'm no fucking man.
[applause]
[cheering]
Whoo!
Whoo!
Bravo!
Bravo!
[electronic music plays]
Uh, yeah, great work. Yeah, you too.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, Seth. You remember
Elizabeth Mitchell, from the audition?
-Oh, yes.
-Rock and Lion Casting.
Hi.
I have been trying to cast this role
for the past week, and I--
Okay.
Do you have all your teeth,
can you go like this?
Oh, he's got all of this teeth.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I do. We can get rid of them.
It's about a hockey player, so
-Did you play hockey?
-I played roller hockey.
-It's a guest star.
-Possibly reoccurring.
-There you go.
-Possibly reoccurring.
In this show for Amazon.
You have this really great dichotomy
inside of you.
And so, when I see you on stage
throwing that game board down
and saying,
"This is your game, motherfucker,"
or whatever came out of your mouth,
it's that in this character.
So, prep the sides, don't be nervous,
a lot of people will be there, okay?
-No, I'm ready to go.
-This is for you.
I don't drink 'cause I do yoga.
-Okay, I'll see you later.
-I saved your party ticket.
-Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
-Thank you.
[both] Guest star, possibly reoccurring!
Dude, I'm proud of you. That's awesome.
And you did a great job.
I hate to say I told you so.
-Did it pay off in the long run?
-You're right.
You were right.
Yeah. That's, that's what you do.
-Make decisions for me.
-That's right.
Well, let's get a drink, let's celebrate.
No, I'm gonna head home, man.
Oh, yeah. I just want to say,
I'm really proud of you.
-You did a great job.
-Thank you.
[upbeat electronic music plays]
Hey.
Hey.
How good was that?
That was really good.
Sit down.
He was incredible.
-I cried. Yes.
-You did?
I-I almost cried.
It was like this whole other side of Seth
that was just unleashed.
So proud of him.
Yeah. You look really good.
Believe it or not,
I had this suit the entire time.
You're joking.
Pretty sure you bought it
for me, actually.
Yes, I did.
You look amazing, but, you know,
you always looked amazing, so
Mm. Thanks. Definitely not,
yeah, thank you.
How is, um, how is Izzy doing
after the engagement party?
How are you doing?
I was so not okay that night.
I'm sorry, I had a lot to drink.
I didn't--
No, we were hammered.
Seth was fucking obliterated.
That was a disaster.
Just remember there was
confetti everywhere. That's all I--
I don't know where he got
those fucking things.
I don't even really remember
if I was an-- I was an asshole.
I, um, I would have been an ass, so I--
We were all assholes. Definitely.
-We are all assholes.
-Right. Pretty consistently assholes.
-Yeah.
-Speaking of assholes,
-Um
-Tell me.
I feel like I've been
an asshole lately, um,
I feel like I've said a lot of things,
but I haven't said the things
I actually want to say.
-You know?
-Okay.
Uh
I love you.
You're the most incredible person
I've ever met.
If I had it all to take back, I would.
I would take it all back.
[laughs]
[sighs] But I can't.
And so the only thing
that I want is for you to be
as happy as you can possibly be.
I just want you to be happy.
Even if that means
that I have to go away for good,
if that means that I just have to
completely leave you alone,
I-- I will do that.
That wouldn't make me happy.
That wouldn't make me happy at all,
if you went away for good.
You know I love you too, right?
I love you.
I'll always love you.
I'll always love you.
It's gonna be all right. [clears throat]
-Well, thank you for saying that.
-Yeah.
I just want us to be
how we were, you know.
-I'm just--
-Yeah we can't be like this anymore.
-No. Mm-mm.
-We can't do this. It'll be better.
And we still got that knucklehead, right?
Yeah, I need to go
and see him and hug him
a million times
before I'm going to take off, but um--
Thank you for saying all that.
Yeah.
You look really good.
All right. See you soon.
See you.
[upbeat music playing]
-Best part, you ready?
-Yeah.
[indistinct]
You want to play your games?
Here's your fucking game!
That's it. That's it, right there.
-You had the look in your eye.
-I'm not an actor.
Yeah, you were so intense, I believed it.
-Okay good.
-I didn't know you had it in you.
-Oh, thank you, I think?
-Yeah.
You're welcome. No, you did great.
[both] So
I think, um, I think I owe you an apology.
For the other day.
I, uh, I lashed out a little bit,
and I'm sorry for that.
I just feel like I kind of built us up
in my mind.
And I wasn't really communicating to you
exactly what I was thinking, um,
I'm just kind of reacting.
You know, I really like you,
and I thought we had a good time,
and-- and I was hoping
we could do that again,
not being emotionally reckless.
-So, it was a lesson learned.
-Thank you.
-Communication is key.
-It is very important.
-Um
-But I appreciate that, thank you.
But, yeah, I'm sorry for the other day.
It's fine, we all have our moments.
Seth, Seth, Seth.
-You blew it wide open, man.
-Thanks, Phil.
-Phil the director, this is Sarah.
-Oh, hi.
-Sarah, Phil.
-Nice to meet you.
-Is this your girlfriend?
-Oh, no, no, no, not my girlfriend.
What? You guys--
Why not, that's crazy.
You have incredible chemistry,
I was listening
to your whole conversation.
Oh, okay.
-You did such a good job.
-Phil, I, uh
I'm so proud of you.
you want to give us
a minute to chat here.
-I'm so proud of you.
-We'll see you, uh,
a little, uh.
Hey, I'm so proud of you, man.
-Nice to meet you.
-I'll-- I'll leave.
-Yeah.
-Thank you.
Ah, did you guys see
Peter Sarsgaard's here?
-Uh, he's not, he's not really here.
-[Sarah] I don't think so.
-[Seth] Thanks Phil.
-You're welcome.
-We'll see you tomorrow, Phil.
-[Phil] Peter!
-Peter!
-What just happened?
-That is the Philip Van Gilmore.
-Wow.
-Sorry about that.
-It's okay.
I, um, I actually want to say
I'm sorry too.
-Um, no, no, I had a part in this.
-Wait, for--
I put you in a box
with all the other actors
and that wasn't--
it just wasn't fair
to minimize what you do,
and I don't know, I think I was just
projecting my frustrations onto you
the other day
and you really didn't deserve that.
So, I'm sorry.
-I appreciate you saying that. Thank you.
-Yeah.
-And thank you for coming.
-Of course, I wouldn't miss this.
What are you doing here?
How did you even find out about this?
Jeremy DM'ed me.
-Jeremy sent you a DM?
-Yeah, yeah.
-You haven't seen him?
-What did he DM you?
Oh, gosh, I don't know
if you're gonna like this.
Oh, my God.
[Sarah] You're so cute.
That's me in seventh grade.
Yeah, this is your revival.
It's so cute.
-[Seth] Jeremy, huh?
-[Sarah] Yeah.
-Excuse me, I'll be right back.
-[Sarah] Sure.
All right.
-Let's do what we do best.
-Here we go.
Ah.
-That was a fucking double, wasn't it?
-Yeah.
How you doing, man?
Well, my buddy's DM'ing my girl,
so I don't know how I'm feeling.
Is that a problem?
I thought maybe you should
explain yourself a little bit.
Did she show you the dick pic?
That little boy that you sent to her?
It was cold. I didn't think you'd mind.
I was trying to reel her in for you, man.
That's well played.
How you doing otherwise, man?
You find a place to stay, or--
Yeah, I'm just staying,
uh, I'm staying with a friend.
Airbnb. Friend's Airbnb.
Just for, you know,
just until I find a spot, um
Hey, well, look, if you need a place to--
Don't be silly. You can come back.
-Oh.
-Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
There was a casting director here tonight
that was actually pretty interested
and is going to bring me in tomorrow
for a guest star.
That's, that's fantastic, what's the show?
All right.
Maybe I'll see you at the next audition.
Oh, yeah, are you auditioning now?
Yeah, it's, it's definitely happening.
-Have you gone in?
-Yeah, I went in, uh, yesterday.
-And?
-I, uh, well, I was really nervous.
-Of course.
-You know how my stomach gets
when I'm nervous.
-So I sharted a little bit.
-Just a rite of passage.
It was fine, though. I had all my clothes
and my belongings in my car
so I just, I just switched it right out.
-Changed that underwear.
-And, uh, yeah. Bombed it.
But it felt good. It felt good to bomb.
That sweet, sweet rejection.
It felt like something,
and I haven't felt anything
in a long time, so.
What do you think about doing
a little character research right now?
Um, I've got an audition coming up
for a junkie, and, um, was gonna
You need character research for a junkie?
We should run the scene together
in a bathroom stall.
You have fucking cocaine on you right now?
-Here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop.
-It's right here.
Don't bring that out right here.
No, no, no.
No, look, hey, I got four more weeks
of this play, you know,
and I'm gonna book,
I got that guest star, right?
That's gonna be reoccurring.
So I got a lot of work
ahead of me right now,
I gotta keep the focus on that.
He pulls the work card.
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
Yeah, all right,
I'm gonna do some blow. Um
You should get back in the game, okay?
Don't let her slip away again.
-I'll see you in a bit.
-All right.
[upbeat music plays]
Can I get two rosés, please?
-[knocks]
-[man] Seth.
I knew you'd come around, buddy.
-Hey, man. Sorry, I just--
-Oh, it's okay.
I heard your keys and you know,
was just wondering if you could--
Uh
You know, I just gotta
Oh, um
Sorry, I've had a rough night,
and my girl's doing all these guys.
-Oh.
-Just annoying.
Yeah, that is, that is annoying, yeah.
Totally. Sorry, man.
Yeah, well, of course, dude.
Let's turn your night around, huh?
You're from Eternal, right?
My girl used to watch it
every day in college.
We love your show, you're amazing.
I've never seen it, but you're amazing.
Oh, well, you should check it out, man.
It's very binge-able.
-Oh, yeah.
-And if anyone asks where you got this,
you just tell them
Damian gave it to you.
Oh, yeah, the other dude, right?
We're gonna celebrate with him too, right?
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Uh, let me get you
a little more, actually.
Oh, yeah.
There you go. Bon appetit.
LAPD. You're under arrest.
["Champions" by Cheap Synths playing]
[woman] Just no whiskey.
[Jeremy] No whiskey, same here.
-I can't drink it.
-[woman] Really?
[Jeremy] Yeah, I go dark.
[laughing]
I forgot your name.
Alex.
-Aly.
-Damn it!
Argh. So, Aly.
-[Aly] Mm-hm?
-What do you do?
I'm an influencer.
Oh, okay.
-Yeah.
-That's pretty cool, huh.
What does that mean?
I work with brands,
and I present them on Instagram.
What do you influence?
Hey, can you get me a knife?
Well, fashion, mostly,
and lifestyle and
Just did a whole campaign with candles,
so that was pretty cool.
-Do you have a business card?
-Is that so bad? No.
-Would it say "influencer"?
-Business card?
Why would I carry a business card?
If someone asks how to contact me,
I'll give them my handle.
-Oh.
-Gets them following, right?
Damn, you just like live on the Instagram.
I don't live on Instagram.
But like, that's your work,
because you're there all the time.
Could you just excuse me
for like a second, is that cool?
-[Jeremy] Yes, absolutely, sorry.
-Enjoy.
[softly] What the fuck
is wrong with you?
-What?
-What is this?
You never drink like this.
What's going on with you?
-I'm fine.
-Do you need to talk?
I don't want to fucking go, man,
I'm only going because you made me go.
Hey, this is a nice girl, okay?
I haven't had a date
in a really long time.
-We would never--
-Don't fuck this up for me.
We wouldn't be in this position--
We wouldn't be in this position--
[bickering indistinctly]
She's coming, she's coming.
[indistinct]
[clears throat] All right,
that is our Lyft, so.
-Oh, yeah. Jeremy?
-Wait, where are we going?
It's, um, it's an engagement party
that we're going to.
Who's the engagement party for, Jeremy?
-For his ex-girlfriend.
-Whoo!
And it's actually at
Fuck yeah!
my future ex-wife's house.
-Welcome to our world.
-[Jeremy] Yeah.
-Really?
-I wasn't gonna--
Oh, yeah. You excited?
I mean, yeah.
-Really?
-Yeah. That sounds great.
-I wasn't expecting that.
-You're okay with that?
-I'm fine with that.
-Wow.
I feel like so many parties are so boring.
That is-- that's-- that's new.
She's fucking cool, man.
-See, I told you.
-Thank you.
-It's gonna be fun.
-[Seth] Wow.
We're gonna have a good time tonight.
-[Jeremy] Exactly.
-[Seth] Let's fucking go.
-Uber's like a minute away.
-Let's fucking go.
Okay, yeah, let's go!
Whoa. Yeah.
Whoo, Aly, let's do this.
[indistinct chattering]
[Andrea] Very cool.
No, you gotta send me that one.
What is that app?
-This is a great party.
-[Jeremy] Some brut. Some brut. Brut.
What's the percentage in brut?
Why is everyone standing?
[glasses clinking]
[Oliver] Um, hello, um
Um, well, first of all, I just want to
thank everyone for coming.
Um, we know that a lot of you
have traveled quite far to be here,
so we really do appreciate you
taking the time to come
and celebrate with us.
Thank you so much.
It's really wonderful to see
so many friendly faces.
Um, Mark, hello, um,
and the rest of you, I don't--
I don't really know yet,
but I hope to.
Um-- [speaking French]
What?
Um, so the way that we--
we actually met was
on a plane on the way to Bulgaria
to shoot Ruins of love.
And I was sitting there, and next minute,
this gorgeous man was sitting next to me.
I accidentally spilt something
towards his--
Well, you spilt
most of the things, actually,
on my clean white pants.
And-- And made an effort
to try and clean them up, so
That you did. That you did, actually.
TMI!
I'm sorry, come?
-I'm sorry.
-Sorry.
Sorry, yeah.
You know they say that no man or woman
is complete without the other.
Um, I won't speak on behalf of Belle,
but I certainly feel
very complete tonight.
Sorry, um
I lost my dear mom,
uh, a few years ago.
-They say, uh, that death
-[whispers] Jax.
is not the greatest loss.
The greatest loss is in fact
the part of you that dies
while you're still living.
Look, this isn't to say
that I'm not incredibly fortunate,
I'm a lucky boy,
but it wasn't until I met you
that I felt that part of me
come back to life.
And I love you so much for it.
Uh, before I forget.
Andy, thank you so much for all of this.
You are an epic maid of honor.
-Thank you.
-Thank you, Andy.
Andrea, should call you--
Call me Andy.
-Well, you can call me Ollie.
-I'd love to.
Actually, no, do call me Oliver.
I prefer that.
[laughs] Whatever you'd like.
-[Isabella] Um, all right. Uh, cheers.
-That was beautiful.
Thank you all again,
and we'll see you at the wedding.
Wait, wait, wait, I got something,
a little surprise for you guys.
-[confetti pops]
-Oh!
Should we kick them out?
All right, cheers.
Opa!
Woo!
[man] Who's-- Who's that guy?
[clears throat]
Ah, anybody else chug?
Chug? No? Come on. Chug it.
[Andrea] Photo fantastic
Look at you guys, enjoying the party?
Master Luke! Master Luke!
[indistinct]
-C3P0. Right?
-Yes! Thank you.
Yes, Star Wars.
You can't see--
Hey, I'm giving you a high five.
[Aly] I've seen Star Wars.
-[Seth] Ah.
-Hi.
-Hey!
-[Andrea] Hi.
--Hi.
-[Michael] Hey. [indistinct]
-What's up, man?
You know Michael, Seth, Jeremy and
-Aly.
-How are you, pleasure to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
-You look lovely.
-So do you.
-The house looks really nice.
-Thank you.
-[Jeremy] It looks really good.
Almost didn't recognize you
without the gear on.
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-[Seth] Cheers, mate.
You guys have met,
of course, of course.
I leave that in the studio.
My mom is a huge fan of your show.
That's so funny 'cause my, um--
my nephew watches your show,
'cause you're
on the Disney show still, right?
I'm not an actor.
Oh.
She's on Instagram.
-Oh, Instagram.
-[Seth] Influencer.
How old are you?
You're just so youthful.
-Thanks.
-You don't have to answer that.
-I'm just jealous.
-[Jeremy] It's a compliment, no?
It is. It's so good to have you.
I just figured you would be here
with your new co-star
and-- and boyfriend, Jason Statham, so.
-Well.
-What the fuck did you just say?
-Huh? What?
-[Michael] I'm sorry?
I didn't say-- I said Jason Statham,
it's a compliment.
-Are you fuckin' with me?
-No, no.
-It's a compliment.
-Oh, is it?
Yeah, he's, he's awesome.
-Right.
-[Seth] I wish looked like Jason Statham.
-[Jeremy] Me too.
-He's just being an idiot.
Yeah.
That's a Statham move, right there.
I'll see you in a bit.
I actually didn't mean
to make him that mad, I thought--
-[Seth] This right here?
-So rude.
This is the Eternal reunion
everyone's been talkin' about.
-It's great, isn't it?
-[Andrea] Eternal reunion?
Honestly, you guys,
you've gotta get over it.
Jeremy, like, the show ended
five years ago.
-It's over.
-Why are you addressing me?
Because you're the one tweeting about it.
I was just talking
to my fans on Twitter
No, but you tagged me and Seth
and a bunch of other cast
and crew members.
[Jeremy] Yeah, you're both on the show.
[Andrea] No, no, no, because now
we're all involved in it.
And, you know, understandably,
I'm in on a contract on another show,
so I can't actually do it.
-[speaks indistinctly]
-[Jeremy] Reunions are in right now, okay?
Gilmore Girls did one.
Felicity just did a panel.
Um, there's a lot of them,
they happen.
I wanna keep moving forward.
That's how life goes, Jeremy.
We move forward. Forward. Not back.
You lost me.
You lost me, mate,
long, long, long, long time ago.
[upbeat music plays]
[sniffs]
[coughs]
Like real depth to her.
Like she had depth in a sense
like she-- she wanted to make
an impact on this world
like, whoo, you all right?
-Yeah.
-You good?
Let me see. Ah, you're good,
you're beautiful.
She was right, she was perfect for me.
She was-- She was the one.
She was somebody that was
outside of the industry.
Outside, like something different.
Have you ever, like, you know,
dated somebody outside the industry?
Aly, uh, Aly Martinez? Is that right?
-That's fake.
-Oh.
How old are you?
Oh shit, oh shit.
Ah, TMI.
Uh, what is--
You guys are inspiring.
Are you doing coke
at my engagement party?
-Would you like some?
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
-No, no, no.
Sorry, what is this, how old are you?
Are you 20 years old?
No, but she is.
Right, cool, um,
my show runner is here.
What if she'd walked in?
-Huh? How does that make me look?
-Does she like cocaine?
-[Oliver] Seth.
-What are you doing?
-It's a party.
-Grow up!
Terribly irresponsible, Seth.
This is not appropriate.
Come on, don't act like
you've never done cocaine before.
We used to do cocaine all the time.
-We used to do it all the time.
-[Aly] Okay, stop.
[Isabella] No, I'm done.
-You're such a sadist.
-I'm a what?
Sadist. You know, any time that like,
I'm not doing well,
you're comfortable being around me
Seth!
but whenever I'm having a good time,
you just wanna come in here
and fucking squash it
squash it like a fucking line of cocaine.
-That is so fucking untrue.
-Then snort it up.
All I ever wanted
was the best for you, okay?
-Darling, don't point, it's rude.
-Okay, okay, okay.
No, you know what, you know what,
you know what, uh-uh. Stop!
I want you to take your shit and get out.
I'm done. I've tried with you.
I tried.
[Seth] Oh.
[Isabella] Oliver!
Shit.
[Oliver] Darling, yes, I'm coming.
I like him.
[upbeat music plays]
Hey. You okay?
You caught me. Yes, I'm okay.
Um, are you okay?
-Oh yes.
-I'm-- I'm so sorry.
-I'm so embarrassed.
-It's okay.
Jeremy is just going through
some stuff right now.
-And--
-Yeah.
I've-- I've told him so many times
that you and I,
we're just friends. I didn't, please,
just kind of forget
that that all happened.
Well, yeah, the thing is, um,
he's not exactly wrong.
-Oh.
-Yeah.
-Okay.
-Look, I'm-- I don't mean to, I'm not--
-This is--
-Whoo. How do I get out of this?
-Um, all right.
-You don't need to, it's fine, it's fine.
What I mean is, I just, uh--
-You're wonderful. You're wonderful.
-[chuckles] Am I?
You're amazing, you're fun, you laugh.
-We have a good time.
-I love hanging out with you.
I love hangin' out with you.
Can we please keep hanging out?
-Please.
-'Cause I kinda like need that right now.
Absolutely.
This is not weird. Doesn't have to be.
Not at all.
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go.
But just, I want you to think
about somethin'.
Okay.
What you, Seth and Jeremy
have is very special.
You guys shared somethin'
that only the three of you
will understand.
It was unique and it's yours,
so hang on to that.
I was in the same situation,
and unfortunately
I didn't hang on to that,
and I lost a lot of friends,
and I wish I hadn't.
Well, I've never, um,
I've never thought of it like that.
That's-- thank you.
You're welcome. Hey, come here.
Come here.
You're gonna be okay.
Thanks.
-Okay?
-Yeah.
All right. Uh, I'm gonna go.
-Uh, how do I-- is it--
-You don't have to go.
-You can go that way or that way.
-Right.
Yeah, whoo. This is why
I don't smoke weed.
I've told you to stop.
[Michael] Yeah, it's, uh, okay.
-Bye. Bye.
-Bye-bye.
-Oh, you got that job?
-Yeah, I got the job.
It was such a--
It is kind of a long story,
so I was doing
this three-picture deal, right,
and Denzel's lawyers
kind of got into the way.
Denzel. Washington.
Yeah, yeah, right.
So the timing worked out for the film
and everything
[woman] Yeah.
and yeah, I was able to do it.
-Yeah, it ended up great.
-Yeah, it's awesome.
Slipped it right in there, huh?
That's fantastic.
Yeah, she's got actually--
she's got a thing tomorrow.
You know, he's gonna look
for a project, you know.
-Oh, you don't have to.
-No, no, no, it's perfect for you.
-I can't do it, you know.
-Oh.
And we always end up with the same--
Yeah, there's a thing, there's an opening.
We might actually have to have you
audition this time, though.
Yeah, you know what?
I'm really sorry, I just--
Um, I came with them.
so I gotta just-- I'm gonna see
where they're going.
I'll probably be right back,
so I'll just, I'll be right back.
Okay. Well, I'm going to drink this.
Yeah let's chug these and-- [indistinct]
Yeah.
Hey. Where we goin', where we goin'?
We're going to a club.
All right, cool. I'll sit bitch.
Oh no, no, no.
You're not going to a club.
-What do you mean?
-You stay right here
with this good club up in here.
This reject chess match
that's happening, all right?
I'm not staying up there,
I'm comin' with you.
No, no. Dude, you-- you brought me here.
You brought me to this bullshit,
all right, so you stay here
and just stew in it for a little while.
-Are you serious right now?
-Because I'm not, I'm done, dude.
You know what happened in there?
I just got yelled at by my ex-girlfriend
standing in front of her fiancé.
Why? Because you fucking dragged me here.
All this manipulative bullshit
that's been going on, everything,
it's-- it's like you brought some sort of
fucking disease over to my house.
All right? Ever since
you've been living with me,
my fucking life is-- is falling apart.
It's in the fucking gutter.
Whatever fucking things happened
in your house, over there
-Come on, man, are you serious?
-however you fucked up her life,
you're fuckin' up mine now.
Maybe Andrea's right.
Maybe we all need to take
a fucking good long look in the mirror
and figure out how to actually grow up.
And move on. I'm really drunk right now,
and I'm gonna go to this club
with this fucking girl
I've never met before.
But you know what?
That actually sounds interesting
'cause she is so far removed
from everything
that is happening
in that fucking shitshow.
And so I'm gonna go do that,
and you just go back to that club,
whatever the fuck kind of club that is.
But it's fucked up, and I don't want to be
a part of it anymore.
Fuck! See!
-I was going to say something.
-This is what I'm fuckin' talkin' about.
-I'll just call us another one, man.
-No, don't call me another Uber.
All right? Just go back inside.
I can't be around you anymore. I'm done.
I'm done.
Just leave me alone. All right?
Go.
All right.
[bottle clatters]
[car honking]
[groans]
[groans]
["The Thing About Love"
by Michael Grubbs & Danny Ross playing]
[tap water running]
Ah, fuck!
[song continues]
[Jeremy] Dear Seth,
this is your friend, Jeremy.
I don't know how much
you remember from last night.
You said some things that hurt me,
but that I now recognize to be true.
I wanted to say I'm sorry
for causing you anything
but happiness in your life.
I also wanted to say thank you
for the hospitality and friendship
you've shown me in these trying times.
You'll find that I've moved
out of your room.
Please, don't take this to mean
that I'm upset with you.
I simply think it's time for me
to get out of your way
so that we may preserve
whatever remains of our unique
and some may say iconic friendship.
I wish you all the best
in your return to the stage.
I know you'll give a wonderful,
rousing performance.
Just looking out for you, friend.
[Jeremy] If you ever need anything,
I'm just a phone call away.
I hope it's not weird for me to say it,
but we've never said it before, so,
just in case
I never get another chance,
you're the best friend
I ever had, Seth Stewart.
I mean that.
Regards, Jeremy Davis.
[song continues]
[Leo] Legato.
[all warming-up vocals]
-Yeah, back there.
-Staccato.
I don't know, I don't know.
I mean, what if it sucks?
What if nobody comes,
what if all of it is a total shitshow?
What if they all screw up?
-Staccato.
-[both vocalizing]
-Pizzicato.
-[vocalizing]
-Red leather yellow leather.
-[video game beeping]
How you doing, sport?
-I'm doing good.
-You got this, man.
-[indistinct] Appreciate it.
-Yeah.
All right, let's kick them in the dick.
[Phil] I don't know what to say, guys.
Three minutes to the biggest performance
of your professional lives.
Now, either we heal as a cast,
or we're going to crumble.
Line by line, scene by scene
until that curtain goes down.
Pierre. I want you to do
the pre-show announcement, okay?
You're not, you're not on drugs are you?
I'm tripping on mushrooms.
But I masturbated and vomited.
I'm good. I'm good.
[Phil] Okay. Great. Great. Now, look.
Lines. All right?
You're probably going to drop a line.
It's normal. This is for everybody.
Okay? I'm just telling this to everybody.
If you're a little scared
because of a complete lack of experience
having never been on stage,
just use it.
Channel that fear into your performance.
Everybody, everybody gets stage fright,
this is for everybody.
Uh, you'll be fine.
If you have to vomit
because you're scared,
again, from lack of experience
or this being the first time
you're going on stage ever
doing a play in front of people,
that fear of overwhelming failure
at any moment,
maybe walking out stage
and suddenly being hit
with a sledgehammer of truth
and realization that, oh, my God,
I made a terrible mistake,
I can't believe I agreed to do this,
I'm completely unqualified,
what am I doing here?
It's totally normal. There are buckets
on either side of the stage,
as stipulated by the union,
for you to use to throw up in.
And it's, this is for everybody.
I'm just, just letting you know.
Right, anyway, let's condense.
Let's get out there on the ice.
Fuck you, Pierre.
[vocalizes]
Hey, Seth, can I talk to you
for a second?
You know, I know this whole process
has been very frightening
and difficult for you, but I just want to
let you know before the show
that it's been a great experiment,
a great experiment--
Let me just stop you right there, Phil.
I got a little pep talk for you,
all right?
Tell you how tonight's gonna go.
I'm gonna go out there,
and I'm going to give it everything I got.
And you know what's going to happen?
A miracle. Yeah.
Your marginal-ass words
are gonna be great.
All right? And all you need to do, Phil,
is stay the fuck out of my way.
Okay? All right.
Take off the hat, you look ridiculous.
[suspenseful music plays]
[drunkenly] Fuck you! America was great.
Make America America again.
Put that on your fucking red hat.
You like to play games?
There's your fucking games!
My home! My beautiful home!
There's no fucking man here?
Do you see one?
Even the devil has a better table.
Restitution's impossible.
I'm no fucking man.
[applause]
[cheering]
Whoo!
Whoo!
Bravo!
Bravo!
[electronic music plays]
Uh, yeah, great work. Yeah, you too.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, Seth. You remember
Elizabeth Mitchell, from the audition?
-Oh, yes.
-Rock and Lion Casting.
Hi.
I have been trying to cast this role
for the past week, and I--
Okay.
Do you have all your teeth,
can you go like this?
Oh, he's got all of this teeth.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, I do. We can get rid of them.
It's about a hockey player, so
-Did you play hockey?
-I played roller hockey.
-It's a guest star.
-Possibly reoccurring.
-There you go.
-Possibly reoccurring.
In this show for Amazon.
You have this really great dichotomy
inside of you.
And so, when I see you on stage
throwing that game board down
and saying,
"This is your game, motherfucker,"
or whatever came out of your mouth,
it's that in this character.
So, prep the sides, don't be nervous,
a lot of people will be there, okay?
-No, I'm ready to go.
-This is for you.
I don't drink 'cause I do yoga.
-Okay, I'll see you later.
-I saved your party ticket.
-Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
-Thank you.
[both] Guest star, possibly reoccurring!
Dude, I'm proud of you. That's awesome.
And you did a great job.
I hate to say I told you so.
-Did it pay off in the long run?
-You're right.
You were right.
Yeah. That's, that's what you do.
-Make decisions for me.
-That's right.
Well, let's get a drink, let's celebrate.
No, I'm gonna head home, man.
Oh, yeah. I just want to say,
I'm really proud of you.
-You did a great job.
-Thank you.
[upbeat electronic music plays]
Hey.
Hey.
How good was that?
That was really good.
Sit down.
He was incredible.
-I cried. Yes.
-You did?
I-I almost cried.
It was like this whole other side of Seth
that was just unleashed.
So proud of him.
Yeah. You look really good.
Believe it or not,
I had this suit the entire time.
You're joking.
Pretty sure you bought it
for me, actually.
Yes, I did.
You look amazing, but, you know,
you always looked amazing, so
Mm. Thanks. Definitely not,
yeah, thank you.
How is, um, how is Izzy doing
after the engagement party?
How are you doing?
I was so not okay that night.
I'm sorry, I had a lot to drink.
I didn't--
No, we were hammered.
Seth was fucking obliterated.
That was a disaster.
Just remember there was
confetti everywhere. That's all I--
I don't know where he got
those fucking things.
I don't even really remember
if I was an-- I was an asshole.
I, um, I would have been an ass, so I--
We were all assholes. Definitely.
-We are all assholes.
-Right. Pretty consistently assholes.
-Yeah.
-Speaking of assholes,
-Um
-Tell me.
I feel like I've been
an asshole lately, um,
I feel like I've said a lot of things,
but I haven't said the things
I actually want to say.
-You know?
-Okay.
Uh
I love you.
You're the most incredible person
I've ever met.
If I had it all to take back, I would.
I would take it all back.
[laughs]
[sighs] But I can't.
And so the only thing
that I want is for you to be
as happy as you can possibly be.
I just want you to be happy.
Even if that means
that I have to go away for good,
if that means that I just have to
completely leave you alone,
I-- I will do that.
That wouldn't make me happy.
That wouldn't make me happy at all,
if you went away for good.
You know I love you too, right?
I love you.
I'll always love you.
I'll always love you.
It's gonna be all right. [clears throat]
-Well, thank you for saying that.
-Yeah.
I just want us to be
how we were, you know.
-I'm just--
-Yeah we can't be like this anymore.
-No. Mm-mm.
-We can't do this. It'll be better.
And we still got that knucklehead, right?
Yeah, I need to go
and see him and hug him
a million times
before I'm going to take off, but um--
Thank you for saying all that.
Yeah.
You look really good.
All right. See you soon.
See you.
[upbeat music playing]
-Best part, you ready?
-Yeah.
[indistinct]
You want to play your games?
Here's your fucking game!
That's it. That's it, right there.
-You had the look in your eye.
-I'm not an actor.
Yeah, you were so intense, I believed it.
-Okay good.
-I didn't know you had it in you.
-Oh, thank you, I think?
-Yeah.
You're welcome. No, you did great.
[both] So
I think, um, I think I owe you an apology.
For the other day.
I, uh, I lashed out a little bit,
and I'm sorry for that.
I just feel like I kind of built us up
in my mind.
And I wasn't really communicating to you
exactly what I was thinking, um,
I'm just kind of reacting.
You know, I really like you,
and I thought we had a good time,
and-- and I was hoping
we could do that again,
not being emotionally reckless.
-So, it was a lesson learned.
-Thank you.
-Communication is key.
-It is very important.
-Um
-But I appreciate that, thank you.
But, yeah, I'm sorry for the other day.
It's fine, we all have our moments.
Seth, Seth, Seth.
-You blew it wide open, man.
-Thanks, Phil.
-Phil the director, this is Sarah.
-Oh, hi.
-Sarah, Phil.
-Nice to meet you.
-Is this your girlfriend?
-Oh, no, no, no, not my girlfriend.
What? You guys--
Why not, that's crazy.
You have incredible chemistry,
I was listening
to your whole conversation.
Oh, okay.
-You did such a good job.
-Phil, I, uh
I'm so proud of you.
you want to give us
a minute to chat here.
-I'm so proud of you.
-We'll see you, uh,
a little, uh.
Hey, I'm so proud of you, man.
-Nice to meet you.
-I'll-- I'll leave.
-Yeah.
-Thank you.
Ah, did you guys see
Peter Sarsgaard's here?
-Uh, he's not, he's not really here.
-[Sarah] I don't think so.
-[Seth] Thanks Phil.
-You're welcome.
-We'll see you tomorrow, Phil.
-[Phil] Peter!
-Peter!
-What just happened?
-That is the Philip Van Gilmore.
-Wow.
-Sorry about that.
-It's okay.
I, um, I actually want to say
I'm sorry too.
-Um, no, no, I had a part in this.
-Wait, for--
I put you in a box
with all the other actors
and that wasn't--
it just wasn't fair
to minimize what you do,
and I don't know, I think I was just
projecting my frustrations onto you
the other day
and you really didn't deserve that.
So, I'm sorry.
-I appreciate you saying that. Thank you.
-Yeah.
-And thank you for coming.
-Of course, I wouldn't miss this.
What are you doing here?
How did you even find out about this?
Jeremy DM'ed me.
-Jeremy sent you a DM?
-Yeah, yeah.
-You haven't seen him?
-What did he DM you?
Oh, gosh, I don't know
if you're gonna like this.
Oh, my God.
[Sarah] You're so cute.
That's me in seventh grade.
Yeah, this is your revival.
It's so cute.
-[Seth] Jeremy, huh?
-[Sarah] Yeah.
-Excuse me, I'll be right back.
-[Sarah] Sure.
All right.
-Let's do what we do best.
-Here we go.
Ah.
-That was a fucking double, wasn't it?
-Yeah.
How you doing, man?
Well, my buddy's DM'ing my girl,
so I don't know how I'm feeling.
Is that a problem?
I thought maybe you should
explain yourself a little bit.
Did she show you the dick pic?
That little boy that you sent to her?
It was cold. I didn't think you'd mind.
I was trying to reel her in for you, man.
That's well played.
How you doing otherwise, man?
You find a place to stay, or--
Yeah, I'm just staying,
uh, I'm staying with a friend.
Airbnb. Friend's Airbnb.
Just for, you know,
just until I find a spot, um
Hey, well, look, if you need a place to--
Don't be silly. You can come back.
-Oh.
-Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
There was a casting director here tonight
that was actually pretty interested
and is going to bring me in tomorrow
for a guest star.
That's, that's fantastic, what's the show?
All right.
Maybe I'll see you at the next audition.
Oh, yeah, are you auditioning now?
Yeah, it's, it's definitely happening.
-Have you gone in?
-Yeah, I went in, uh, yesterday.
-And?
-I, uh, well, I was really nervous.
-Of course.
-You know how my stomach gets
when I'm nervous.
-So I sharted a little bit.
-Just a rite of passage.
It was fine, though. I had all my clothes
and my belongings in my car
so I just, I just switched it right out.
-Changed that underwear.
-And, uh, yeah. Bombed it.
But it felt good. It felt good to bomb.
That sweet, sweet rejection.
It felt like something,
and I haven't felt anything
in a long time, so.
What do you think about doing
a little character research right now?
Um, I've got an audition coming up
for a junkie, and, um, was gonna
You need character research for a junkie?
We should run the scene together
in a bathroom stall.
You have fucking cocaine on you right now?
-Here? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop.
-It's right here.
Don't bring that out right here.
No, no, no.
No, look, hey, I got four more weeks
of this play, you know,
and I'm gonna book,
I got that guest star, right?
That's gonna be reoccurring.
So I got a lot of work
ahead of me right now,
I gotta keep the focus on that.
He pulls the work card.
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
Yeah, all right,
I'm gonna do some blow. Um
You should get back in the game, okay?
Don't let her slip away again.
-I'll see you in a bit.
-All right.
[upbeat music plays]
Can I get two rosés, please?
-[knocks]
-[man] Seth.
I knew you'd come around, buddy.
-Hey, man. Sorry, I just--
-Oh, it's okay.
I heard your keys and you know,
was just wondering if you could--
Uh
You know, I just gotta
Oh, um
Sorry, I've had a rough night,
and my girl's doing all these guys.
-Oh.
-Just annoying.
Yeah, that is, that is annoying, yeah.
Totally. Sorry, man.
Yeah, well, of course, dude.
Let's turn your night around, huh?
You're from Eternal, right?
My girl used to watch it
every day in college.
We love your show, you're amazing.
I've never seen it, but you're amazing.
Oh, well, you should check it out, man.
It's very binge-able.
-Oh, yeah.
-And if anyone asks where you got this,
you just tell them
Damian gave it to you.
Oh, yeah, the other dude, right?
We're gonna celebrate with him too, right?
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Uh, let me get you
a little more, actually.
Oh, yeah.
There you go. Bon appetit.
LAPD. You're under arrest.
["Champions" by Cheap Synths playing]