Beelzebub (2011) s01e46 Episode Script

It is Space History Alpha Year 58823.
The small fraction of humanity that remains spend their days fighting a never-ending battle over possession of Kleen, a planet similar to Earth.
Mommy! Shiro-chan sure blasted off with a bang What heavy curtain fire! Dear TV viewers, I'm coming to you from the center of a warzone! We're in the middle of fighting Team Enoh in an online game! If we win this battle, Lord En will tell us where he is, but Nene-san, quickly.
Wait, wasn't I killed the last episode? That was just to draw people to watch the next episode.
And besides, I'm a medic, I can resuscitate you.
Aw, I thought I'd had such an emotional farewell That's Our victory is all but assured! Now, become food for this tank! Nene-san! I found me a crazy big robot! Um, doesn't that ruin the world building? Super Burning Combination Gotta crush 'em all! What the hell is that? It's the Crazy Frog, an extremely rare mech with a 1/256 chance of appearing! Nice going, Hanazawa! Drive and shoot! You see that? It was so crazy! Crazy! This game's a blast! Idiot! Don't let your guard down, crazy! Direct hit, confirmed.
Hurry with the second round! This kid's in the way Now you've done it, you bastards! Yukachi Kick! Stay close to me, Master! Yukachi tap dance! Crazy bitch is goin' way overboard! No wait, this might work I was shaking like a leaf that we'd lose and the city'd be engulfed in a sea of fire, but you go, Crazyzawa-san! This way we can win! Mine A mine?! "Tee-hee" my ass, you crazy bitch! Do you have any idea how crucial that weapon was? Now now At least we got rid of those annoying tanks.
The real battle begins now, right? T-Totally! You tell 'em, Natsume-senpai! Correct.
Everyone calm down.
We're simply back to how we started.
And if you'd been driving it, Nene-san, we'd have been crushed as well.
Was that necessary?! Those bastards! Unforgivable! Totally unforgivable! Isabella, hurry up and show them what for! As you wish, I will show these rambunctious pranksters true hell.
Uh, "what for"? Nobody says that any more Hey, you jerks! Brushed those teeth? I'm Mr.
Zenjuro, and I'm hear to tell you that training's gotta be fun! So now then, together with me Let's Unleash Our Magic Power! Hey, hey! One two three four Always growing up! Now you! Always growing up! Next, put your arms up and break the teeth of the annoying bastard in front of you! Hey, hey! One two three four Sorry, but bite the dust! Now you! Sorry, but bite the dust.
Nice, you pieces of crap.
Now then, next Next nothing! Hey, hey What are you doing, Recruit Oga? Now you.
How is this training at all?! It's just exercise! Exercise? Hold it Insult me and I'll blast you out beyond the milky way.
This is my super effective program I just thought up on the fly after sleeping straight for 3 days and nights! Damn straight it's on the fly! Oga I'm pretty sure you said you'd do it.
So no bitchin'! Are you gonna do it, or not?! Fine, I get the picture! I just have to do it, right? Next up is an exercise that'll work your stomach up to your chest! You just called it exercise yourself Let's Dancing! Don't let your guard down.
Without their tank, they've turned to guerrilla warfare.
What? No I thought I sensed something Sensed? But if there's an enemy near, they'll show up on the map, right? Who shot that?! What's the matter, Shiro-chan? I-I'm done for! Split in two by a chainsaw that just appeared! Well, we can't show that What in the world Cheating? Cheats? You mean like, NEETs? It's the most despised thing people do in online games.
They've changed the programming of the game itself.
This game doesn't have optical camouflage in it.
Optical camouflage? They've turned themselves invisible and they can't be seen on radar.
If we can't see them, how can we beat them? Shiroyama Switch with me for a bit.
Wait, Himekawa Where are you going? Hold out for 10 minutes.
I'll get it prepared by then.
These fools want to take me on in a battle of cheaters? Bring it on.
Don't make me do such tiring exercises! If not, you'll get left in the dust by Tojo.
Tojo? Yeah.
He was caught up in a fight with those guys.
He was beat to a pulp Looked like crap.
He lost? Huh? Well, yeah.
After getting beat that bad, he asked me to teach him how to fight Demons.
But that bastard went off somewhere Tojo? Well, I ain't that worried about him.
Tojo? Well, I ain't that worried about him.
He's the kind of guy that just gets stronger on his own.
But the problem is you.
See that on your back? It's a Demon Lord.
I've got to teach you how to use that power properly now.
You're a contract holder, like me.
Now then, let's hurry right up to the next step.
It looks like Kunieda's grandpa beat the basics into you already.
You know Kunieda's grandpa too? Who are you, seriously? Yeah, true If you clear the next subject, I'll tell you.
The next subject? Actually I used this guy to train myself in the past.
This isn't your normal boombox.
It's from the Demon World.
The Demon World? I did notice it was seriously old school.
It has the ability to turn the owner of the voice it records into a physical being.
Wait, you don't mean That's right.
From now on, you'll be fighting yourself.
That's Wait, hold it.
I'm supposed to fight this? Just so you know, but Baby Beel can't even beat a cicada on his own.
It recorded the baby's voice because it was louder, but that doesn't mean he's weak.
Why? Because it draws out the hidden power in the voice it recorded.
Seriously?! Is he coming for us? Um, I think it just said some curse words and took off.
Hey, what should I do? He can use his full Demon Lord powers, right? Um Idiot, what are you doing?! After him! Take some responsibility, damn you! There he is! Hey! Your opponent is right here! He flew! He can just do whatever.
Come on, Baby Beel! You try and fly! Don't worry! Do it with guts! Don't actually try that! But damn I can't see the bottom of this hole.
Cool I'm gettin' a little motivated here! Who's left alive? It's just you and me! How'd this happen? It's that! That's the Crazy Frog! I thought it was destroyed! Looks like they fixed it.
Can cheating let you do anything?! I bet it's not just hacking the program I can sense a bit of magic power.
Then, that means If I were taking bets, I'd say this is the work of a Demon Maidservant.
This is seriously bad, for real.
Hey, are you saying if we lose we all die for real?! What are you people doing? This is where the bodies of those people who got killed in the game go.
Himekawa, I'm sorry.
It was just too great a burden for me.
With Tanimura the medic killed too, they can't return to the game.
Stop spouting this nonsense and get back to your seats.
Time for our counterattack.
Counterattack? Yeah.
Took a lot of cash, but we're all set.
This might be really something to see But, we're already dead.
Whatever! Get back in your seat, dumbass! Hey, explain what's going on.
If they're invisible, then we'll be the undead.
Hell zombies.
Sorry about the wait.
Yes, that's right.
Begin.
As you wish.
Ah, wonderful! Being invisible is the best! Isn't that right, Lord En? I'm just watching so I can't be sure, but I bet it feels great.
For you.
Isabella, don't you think we should let him head to the front? The Master is getting pouty.
I am not pouty! True Okay then.
Really, Isabella?! However I shall accompany you! Look, Master There's your marks! Yeah! Don't worry.
They can't see us like this.
Carefully sneak up to them, and make sure to shoot them in the head.
Yeah, watch me! I'll show them what for! "What for" again? Don't say anything.
They don't notice me! Huh? What happened to the invisibility? Master! Found you! What the?!! Oh, he said it.
Well, close enough.
Master! I thought we'd killed that guy! How?! How dare you kill me before! A zombie?! Crazy, yo! Chew on a zombie heel drop! Monster! Demon! Um, we're the Demons.
What's happening? Looks like they rewrote the program themselves! This high a level? You bought them out? Yeah.
I bought the entire game from the sales company.
If I cheat, I ain't gonna go small time.
Now we can change the setting all we want! Um, how much did this cost? Where is this? This is called the inner temple.
But even disciples can't enter here, let alone guests.
Don't worry, I told Father.
Tengu Daimei Shrine I have a strange feeling I don't really know how to dispel Demons myself, but there's a person here I want you to meet.
A person I should meet? Um, not exactly a person But I think it'll definitely help you out, Aoi-chan.
Is that person Beel-chan? No, that's not it! But, he seems to be inviting us.
Wait Doesn't his color seem off? Move it, Kunieda! Oga? Beel-chan's over there, too? That bastard keeps runnin' away! Chasing him up and down mountain paths? Do you know how tough that is?! And he's gone! The bastard just won't stay still! Where does he get that from? "Da" my ass! It's you! Wait, Oga! Why are there two Beel-chans? Explain! Wait If he's like Baby Beel, then Just keep on shakin' it While you can! Baby Beel! Bunny Bingo! Isabella-sama, no matter how much we shoot them our attacks don't work at all! What's happening? The useless fools What does it matter, as long as we're still around? Will we be okay? Even if they're zombies, they can't beat this robot! Don't underestimate me, asswipes! Did you seriously think you could win with only one? No way! Let's go! Right! Ultimate Delinquent Combination! Bow down before Maximum King Ishiyama! Ultimate Delinquent Combination Maximum King Ishiyama Bow down before Maximum King Ishiyama! Let's do this! Super Special Attack! W-Wait a second! We give up, we give up! Diamond Evil Arrow! We won! Okay, I won! As I thought, he's as stupid as Baby Beel! Come on, Baby Beel! Give 'em a kick! That's fun? Whatever Anyway, training Flip tape.
Flip tape.
Changing to side B.
And so it begins.
What the This guy is A bad omen I have a bad feeling about this.
Perhaps I should go to the Master's side Lonely Go, Ultimate Delinquent Combination: Maximum King Ishiyama! Enough with games.
I'm joining in.
I'll have a direct showdown with Yolda and the others.
Hilda-san, we've been waiting! Let's combine together! I said enough of that! Anyway, you take care of Lamia, Furuichi.
Yeah, well combining with kids ain't my thing.
On the next Beelzebub: Sorry to Have Kept You Waiting.
Finally, a serious battle between Hilda-san and Yolda-san! Who will win? Plus, what the hell is Oga doing this whole time?