Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. The Pants Tent2. Ted and Mary
3. Porno Gil
4. The Bracelet
5. Interior Decorator
6. The Wire
7. AAMCO
8. Beloved Aunt
9. Affirmative Action
10. The Group
Season 2
1. The Car Salesman2. Thor
3. Trick or Treat
4. The Shrimp Incident
5. The Thong
6. The Acupuncturist
7. The Doll
8. Shaq
9. The Baptism
10. The Massage
Season 3
1. Chet's Shirt2. The Benadryl Brownie
3. Club Soda and Salt
4. The Nanny from Hell
5. The Terrorist Attack
6. The Special Section
7. The Corpse-Sniffing Dog
8. Krazee-Eyez Killa
9. Mary, Joseph and Larry
10. The Grand Opening
Season 4
1. Mel's Offer2. Ben's Birthday Party
3. The Blind Date
4. The Weatherman
5. The 5 Wood
6. The Car Pool Lane
7. The Surrogate
8. Wandering Bear
9. The Survivor
10. Opening Night
Season 5
1. The Larry David Sandwich2. The Bowtie
3. The Christ Nail
4. Kamikaze Bingo
5. Lewis Needs a Kidney
6. The Smoking Jacket
7. The Seder
8. The Ski Lift
9. The Korean Bookie
10. The End
Season 6
1. Meet The Blacks2. The Anonymous Donor
3. The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial
4. The Lefty Call
5. The Freak Book
6. The Rat Dog
7. The TiVo Guy
8. The N Word
9. The Therapist
10. The Bat Mitzvah
Season 7
1. Funkhouser's Crazy Sister2. Vehicular Fellatio
3. The Reunion
4. The Hot Towel
5. Denise Handicapped
6. The Bare Midriff
7. The Black Swan
8. Officer Krupke
9. The Table Read
10. Seinfeld
Season 8
1. The Divorce2. The Safe House
3. Palestinian Chicken
4. The Smiley Face
5. Vow of Silence
6. The Hero
7. The Bi-Sexual
8. Car Periscope
9. Mister Softee
10. Larry vs. Michael J. Fox
Season 9
1. Foisted2. The Pickle Gambit
3. A Disturbance In The Kitchen
4. Running with the Bulls
5. Thank You For Your service
6. The Accidental Text on Purpose
7. Namaste
8. Never Wait For Seconds
9. The Shucker
10. Fatwa
Season 10
1. Happy New Year2. Side Sitting
3. Artificial Fruit
4. You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
5. Insufficient Praise
6. The Surprise Party
7. The Ugly Section
8. Elizabeth, Margaret and Larry
9. Beep Panic
10. The Spite Store