The New Adventures of Old Christine Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. Pilot2. Supertramp
3. Open Water
4. One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
5. I'll Show You Mine
6. The Other F Word
7. A Long Day's Journey Into Stan
8. Teach Your Children Well
9. Ritchie Has Two Mommies
10. No Fault Divorce
11. Exile on Lame Street
12. Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
13. A Fair to Remember
Season 2
1. The Passion of the Christine2. The Answer is Maybe
3. Come to Papa Jeff
4. Oh God Yes
5. Separation Anxiety
6. The Champ
7. Playdate with Destiny
8. Women 'N Tuition
9. Mission: Impossible
10. What About Barb?
11. Crash
12. Ritchie Scores
13. Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
14. Let Him Eat Cake
15. Sleepless in Mar Vista
16. Undercover Brother
17. Strange Bedfellows
18. The Real Thing
19. Faith Off
20. My Big Fat Sober Wedding
21. Friends
22. Frasier
Season 3
1. The Big Bang2. Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep
3. Popular
4. Traffic
5. Between A Rock And A Hard Place
6. The New Adventures of Old Christine
7. House
8. Burning Down the House
9. The Happy Couple
10. One and a Half Men
Season 4
1. A Decent Proposal2. How I Hate Your Mother
3. White Like Me
4. Snakes on a Date
5. Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
6. Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
7. So You Think You Can Date
8. Self-Esteem Tempura
9. Rage Against the Christine
10. Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?
11. Unidentified Funk
12. Happy Endings
13. Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
14. What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting In Vegas
15. Reckless Abandonment
16. Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
17. Too Close for Christine
18. A Change of Heart/Pants
19. Hair
20. He Ain't Heavy
21. The Old Maid of Honor
22. Love: A Cautionary Tale
Season 5
1. Bahamian Rhapsody2. Burning Love
3. The Mole
4. For Love or Money
5. Dr. Little Man
6. The Curious Case of Britney B
7. Nuts
8. Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
9. I Love Woo, I Hate You
10. Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
11. It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
12. A Whale of a Tale
13. Truth or Dare
14. A Family Unfair
15. Sweet Charity
16. Subway, Somehow
17. Up in the Airport
18. Revenge Makeover
19. I Love What You Do For Me
20. Scream
21. Get Smarter