Gintama (2005) Season 1 Episode Scripts
Season 1
1. You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (1)2. You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (2)
3. Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!
4. Watch Out! Weekly Shonen Jump Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!
5. Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!
6. Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You
7. Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!
8. There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness
9. Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!
10. Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!
11. Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!
12. People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!
13. If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!
14. Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits
15. Pets Resemble Their Owners!
16. If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life's a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!
17. Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes
18. Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!
19. Why's the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!
20. Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!
21. If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful
22. Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life
23. When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...
24. Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something
25. A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life
26. Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It
27. Some Things Can't Be Cut with a Sword
28. Good Things Never Come in Twos (but Bad Things Do)
29. Don't Panic – There's a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!
30. Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys
31. You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least
32. Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt
33. Mistaking Someone's Name is Rude!
34. Love Doesn't Require a Manual (1)
35. Love Doesn't Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either
36. People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up
37. People Who Say that Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself
38. Only Children Play in the Snow / During Winter, Eating Ice-cream Is Sweet
39. Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well
40. Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy
41. You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title
42. You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm
43. Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes
44. Mom's Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What's for Dinner
45. Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed
46. Adults Only. We Wouldn't Want Anyone Immature in Here
47. Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?
48. The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Why Do You Use That Useless Negativity?
49. A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi